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TOTP 29 AUG 1997

We’ve nearly got to that point in the 90s when one the decade’s most historic events took place – the death of Diana, Princess of Wales. Two days after this TOTP aired, reports started to emerge that she had been involved in a car crash in Paris before her death, aged just 36, was confirmed. It really is one of those seismic incidents which anchors you in time. I’m guessing we can all remember where we were when the story broke. I myself was in my flat in Manchester doing not very much at all (well it was a Sunday) but from the moment news came in of what had happened, the coverage was wall-to-wall. Normal life seemed to be put on hold. Now, I should say straight out that I’m not a fan of the monarchy and don’t believe in the institution but I could appreciate that this was a tragedy especially for her two young children. What I couldn’t understand though was the reaction of the general public which seemed to be frenzied hysteria – vast swathes of the population seemed to lose all sense of proportion. There were stories of people missing funerals of family and friends to go to London to watch the funeral procession on its way to Westminster Abbey. Coverage of the funeral showed people wailing uncontrollably and hurling bunches of flowers at the coffin. I just didn’t understand nor agree with, what seemed to me, to be these disproportionate displays.

The day of the funeral on 6th September saw everything close in the morning as a mark of respect and so that the nation could watch the funeral. The Our Price store where I worked dutifully complied. We opened in the afternoon and the very first bloke who came in walked straight up to the counter and said “Have you got that song that Elton John sang at the funeral?”. In today’s digital world, that wouldn’t have seemed like an unreasonable request but back in 1997, it was a ludicrous question. I was flabbergasted. How did he think we would have copies of a single in stock of a song that had just been performed for the first time ever about an hour before. At this point, it hadn’t even been decided that it would be made available to the general public via a single release. I should be clear that the guy was asking for that version of the song specifically performed at the funeral and not just the original “Candle In The Wind” recording. Even if he’d have been happy with the original, we might have had it on a Greatest Hits but that would have been it. In 2025, a song from an event of such public interest could be made available on a streaming platform instantly but in 1997, the world just didn’t work like that. Ultimately, the song was released as a single about a week later but that’s a discussion for a future post. Right now, let’s sit back and watch TOTP as if in a more innocent time before Diana’s death.

Jayne Middlemiss is our host again and executive producer Chris Cowey is still wedded to the idea of incorporating a model of the figure 1 into the show’s opening to enforce the idea that it is still the No 1 music show on TV. This week, a glammed up Jayne in full evening dress walks on as the model No 1 drops to the floor behind her. No, you’re right it doesn’t really work does it? The opening artist is Jon Bon Jovi who continues the royal theme to this post with his single “Queen Of New Orleans”. The second track released from his “Destination Anywhere” album, like its predecessor “Midnight In Chelsea”, it was co-written with Dave Stewart of Eurythmics. A solo album by the man behind Bon Jovi was never going to be a huge departure from the sound that made him and his band global stars but “Queen Of New Orleans” is no “Livin’ On A Prayer”. It’s got a laid back feel to it with Jon growling his way through the lyrics whilst some rock guitars squall and squeal away in the background. Ah yes, those lyrics. It’s hard to believe that two men with the amount of hits to their names as Bon Jovi and Stewart could have come up with such useless words. For example:

“Me and Leigh met Summer of ‘95, in a burgundy dress looking finer than a French wine“

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: David Allan Stewart / Jon Bon Jovi
Queen Of New Orleans lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

Really? Burgundy and French wine in a line together? Talk about cheesy (thank God they didn’t!). Then there’s this:

“That night I made a move, man I felt hard, when I put my hands in her cookie jar”

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: David Allan Stewart / Jon Bon Jovi
Queen Of New Orleans lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

Oh please! Viz’s Finbarr Saunders would have baulked at that. And finally, in a blinding piece of self knowledge, we have this:

“She said baby our love’s just like your songs, the beat ain’t bad but the words are all wrong”

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: David Allan Stewart / Jon Bon Jovi
Queen Of New Orleans lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

Ha! Apart from appearing on a few charity singles, Jon Bon Jovi has yet to return to his solo career.

Shola Ama had nine UK Top 40 hits in total but apart from her cover of Randy Crawford’s “You Might Need Somebody”, I couldn’t have told you the names of any of them without checking her discography first. It turns out that this one – “You’re The One I Love” – would be her highest charting when it peaked at No 3. This was actually a rerelease of her debut single which stalled at No 85 in 1996. Her album “Much Love” came out on the Monday after this TOTP and would go to No 6 eventually selling 100,000 copies. Shola was big news and never bigger than when she won a BRIT award for Beat British Female and two MOBOs for Best Newcomer and Best R&B act. And then…well, it all went a bit flat. A follow up album appeared in 1999 but it was a commercial failure peaking at No 92. Shola would remain within the music business even featuring on a Top 10 hit in 2004 for The Pirates. However, it maybe wasn’t the career she might have imagined she would have after her success filled start.

As for “You’re The One I Love”, it’s a very serviceable R&B/soul hit the type of which was very prominent at this time but does it linger long in the memory? Not mine I’m afraid. Apparently, Shola’s son is a big name music producer called Mekhi or prollymac or something – he’s one of those ‘Nepo Babies’ which is what the kids are saying these days but I wouldn’t know about that or Mekhi/prollymac. In fact, I struggled to find anything to say about his Mum.

Who’s this? Conner Reeves? Do I know this guy? Let me think….Reeves…Reeves….I know Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves obviously and Country legend Jim Reeves. Hell, I even remember 80s footballer Kevin Reeves but Conner (with an ‘e’ not an ‘o’) Reeves? Nope, I’ve got nothing. What’s his hit called? “My Father’s Son”? That kind of sounds familiar but am I getting confused with that song by Mike + The Mechanics about a son’s regret over an unresolved conflict with their now deceased father – “The Living Years”. Actually, didn’t the bloke who had a hit with that song called “Jessie” do one called “My Father’s Son”?

*checks internet and cross references*

That’s him. Joshua Kadison and yes he did but that’s not this song. It’s all very confusing.

Anyway, Conner Reeves’ song was his debut hit of five (five!) in total and apparently big things were predicted for him but I’m not sure why on the strength of “My Father’s Son” as it’s a bit of a plodder. How would I describe his sound? Well, Wikipedia categorises it as blue-eyed soul which is as good a description as any I guess. As for his image, he’s giving me serious Gilbert O’Sullivan vibes with that cap. Did he always wear it? Was it his USP? He looks like a bit of a knacker to be honest. In short, I’m not sold. In fact, I’d go as far as to say I’d rather have “Son Of My Father” than “My Father’s Son”…

Hmm. The running order for this particular show isn’t turning out to be the best. Now we’ve got UB40 but it’s not the UB40 of their classic early 80s hits. No, the 1997 version of the band had certainly seen better days and was probably past its sell by date. They hadn’t released a new studio album for four years and had filled that gap with a Best Of Volume 2. “Tell Me Is It True” was their first release of any nature for two years and was initially from the soundtrack to the movie Speed 2: Cruise Control though it would later turn up on their album “Guns In The Ghetto”. As Jayne Middlemiss hints at in her intro, the band actually had a cameo appearance in the film but I didn’t know that until now as I’ve never seen it. I loved the original Speed starring the aforementioned Keanu Reeves (I love it when a post comes together) but he wasn’t in the sequel and it got bad reviews so I gave it a miss. There were a few supposed blockbuster movies out that Summer that didn’t really land – Event Horizon and The Fifth Element were two others. I actually fell asleep in the latter though I was talking to someone at work the other day who loves it.

Anyway, that’s all besides the point. What is the point? The music of course so was “Tell Me Is It True” any good? Well, having listened back to it, it was actually better than I expected. The verses echoed back to those glory days of their prime although the chorus was a bit of a letdown. Also a letdown was the reaction to the “Guns In The Ghetto” album so the band returned to that reliable sales generator the “Labour Of Love” project with Volume III released in 1998. The new millennium would see the band splinter acrimoniously but that’s a whole other story/film/documentary…

And yet another artist who I don’t know at all despite having been in full time employment in a record shop at the time of her biggest hit. The name Tina Moore does resonate with me but only because that’s the name of the wife of the 1966 World Cup winning England captain Bobby Moore. Tina Moore the singer? My memory bank is as empty as a MAGA supporter’s head. For the record, she had two UK chart hits with “Never Gonna Let You Go” the first and biggest of them. Now if it sounds a bit like Rosie Gaines that’s possibly because it was on the flip side of white label copies of “Closer Than Close” but it wasn’t picked up for an official release like its partner. When it finally was, it was this ‘Bump-N-Go’ remix by Kelly G (an associate of Chicago house legend Steve ‘Silk’ Hurley no less) that did the trick sending the track to No 7. I assume the “chicka-boom” comment by Middlemiss in her intro was a reference to the noise of the track’s two-step backing track was it? Look, I don’t know what I’m talking about do I? I’m clearly winging it here!

And so to a band whose name I do recall but I would struggle to tell you any of their songs let alone how they sounded. Symposium were ‘the best live band in Britain’ according to the Melody Maker’s front page in late March 1997. I obviously never saw them live but judging by this TOTP appearance, I’ve got a fair idea of what one of their gigs would have been like. “They’re noisy, they’re wild, they’re anarchic” Jayne Middlemiss tells us in her intro which I’m sure fitted perfectly with how the band’s label would have wanted them to be described but were they? Certainly their song “Fairweather Friend” had lots of pop punk energy but was it anything we hadn’t heard before? Green Day springs to mind. Maybe if I’d have been the same age as the band (18 or so) I’d have found them as entertaining as the even younger studio audience clearly did. Once again, I have to question the lack of security here – there’s a semi-mosh pit going on down the front and then, breaking a longstanding taboo, one of the band stage dives into the audience! Naturally, after such antics, there’s then a stage invasion just as we’ve seen recently with Oasis and to a lesser extent Stereophonics recently. What was going on here?!

“Fairweather Friend” would be Symposium’s biggest hit of three peaking at No 25. By 2000, the perennial problem of ‘musical differences’ would do for the band though they reformed for occasional gigs in 2022. By the way, they surely have two of the most tongue-twister type named members in their line up since Big Country drummer Mark ‘Unpronounceable Name’ Brzezicki – try saying Wojtek Godzisz and Hagop Tchaparian three times in a row.

What was executive producer Chris Cowey thinking of with this running order? After stage-diving and stage invasions with Symposium, the next act in the studio is Chumbawamba! All those youngsters in the studio audience needed calming down not given another track to get their adrenaline pumping! “Tubthumping” was definitely the latter! Thankfully, the first couple of rows of the audience seem to have settled into a rather nerdy ‘dance’ of bending over when singer Dunstan Bruce sings “I get knocked down” and raising their arms when he sings “but I get up again” before shaking their fist rather limply to “You’re never gonna keep me down”. Ah to be young again – actually, they’ll all be in their mid-40s now! Oh, and talking of unusual band member names, Chumbawamba had Danbert Nobacon and Alice Nutter in their ranks but obviously they were made up.

It’s a third week at the top for “Men In Black” and once again we have a superimposed Will Smith introducing the video. I think it worked OK once but I fear overexposure had caused the magic dust to disperse too far by this point. The same couldn’t be said for the single itself which continued to see off all opposition to remain at No 1 for this chart and the following week’s. However, we would all be saturated by the news of a car crash in Paris in the days to come after this TOTP was broadcast.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Jon Bon Jovi	Queen Of New Orleans	No
2	Shola Ama	You’re The One I Love	Negative
3	Conner Reeves	My Father’s Son	I did not
4	UB40	Tell Me Is It True	No and that’s the truth
5	Tina Moore	Never Gonna Let You Go	Nope
6	Symposium	Fairweather Friend	Nah
7	Chumbawamba	Tubthumping	YES!
8	Will Smith	Men In Black	And no

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m00293qd/top-of-the-pops-29081997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 22 AUG 1997

Posted on March 27 by 80stastic

After rotating a trio of presenters in Jayne Middlemiss, Zoe Ball and Jo Whiley in the first few weeks of his tenure, TOTP Executive Producer Chris Cowey has branched out with his choice of hosts. Recent shows were piloted by Mary Anne Hobbs, Phil Jupitus and Denise van Outen. And then there’s this week – the curious case of Sarah Cawood. Having started her presenting career on Nickelodeon, she’d most recently appeared in Channel 4’s The Girlie Show. You remember The Girlie Show surely? It was a Channel 4 late night magazine show that was in the slot usually reserved for The Word and was hosted by a team of presenters including Cawood and a very young Sara Cox. It wasn’t well received by viewers or the tabloids though I always quite liked it, especially the ‘Wanker of the Week’ feature. Anyway, despite those post-pub beginnings, she was drafted into host the BBC’s flagship, prime time pop music show in 1997 but here’s the curious thing – Cawood wouldn’t present another TOTP for nearly five years at which point she was a regular until June 2003. So what was that all about? Didn’t Cowey think Cawood was any good in this 1997 show but changed his mind in 2002? I think she does a decent job for what it’s worth.

We start with one of the biggest and most unlikely hits of the year – “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba. This really was an astonishing hit from a band that had never troubled the chart compilers in their previous 15 years of existence. I’d certainly not heard of the anarcho -punk outfit before around 1992 when I worked with a colleague called Emma who was a bit of a Riot Grrrl and was into them. I’d somehow managed to miss their response to Jason Donovan taking The Face magazine to court for claiming that he was lying by denying he was gay – the band had ‘Jason Donovan – Queer as Fuck’ T-shirts printed which they gave away free with their single “Behave”. Fast forward to 1997 and the band had controversially signed to EMI having left indie label One Little Indian. The decision was viewed with mistrust at best and open hostility at worst from their fanbase and peers with accusations of hypocrisy levelled at them not least because they had recorded songs criticising the conglomerate in the past including contributing to a compilation album called “Fuck EMI”. Hmm. Chumbawamba’s stance was that the move would allow them to take their political messages to a wider audience. That was achieved and then some with “Tubthumping”. It spent three consecutive weeks at No 2 and a further eight inside the Top 10. How did they do it? By coming up with a track that crossed over massively. With its terrace chant chorus and lyrics about drinking, it appealed to the ‘lad culture’ who couldn’t have cared less about the band’s anarcho-communist political views because you could shout it as you stumbled from one bar to another on a pub crawl at the weekend and that was all mattered. Obviously, this move to the mainstream risked alienating their original fanbase but the I guess the band deemed it worth it. It was an irresistible, once heard never forgotten track which had enough going on in it to ensure it wasn’t just a lowest common denominator, appeal to the masses tune. There’s an excerpt from Brassed Off in the intro and a sample of “Trumpet Voluntary” by Jeremiah Clarke in the trumpet solo for a start.

For this performance, the band had to compromise even further by agreeing not to sing the word “Pissin’” in the lyric “Pissin’ the night away” so were left with an uncomfortable gap instead. Talking of the lyrics, I read that it was such a big hit in the US as well (No 6) because American audiences had misheard the words “I get knocked down” as “I get No Doubt” and thought it was some sort of tribute record to the “Don’t Speak” hitmakers. I would say that can’t be true but then America did vote in Donald Trump as their president. Twice. In fact, I’m surprised he didn’t try and use it to soundtrack his campaign. He’s too stupid to understand that the song is actually for and about working class people and their resilience in the face of adversity.

There were some ropey old boy bands in the 90s of which I would include OTT and when I say ‘ropey’, I literally mean ‘money for old rope’. The sheer audacity of their record label Epic to think they could launch this lot to global stardom on the back of some uninspired choices of cover versions. Having had their first hit with a cover of “Let Me In” by The Osmonds (blatantly copying Boyzone’s initial route into the charts), they went there again with a cover of a classic MOR ballad – Air Supply’s “All Out Of Love”. What a lazy, banal and uninventive way to go. In the 2001 film Rock Star, Mark Wahlberg’s character (a singer in a rock tribute band) argues with his brother about their differing musical tastes. Whilst he is into heavy rock, he chastises his brother for liking Air Supply. I think that says it all.

The staging of this performance with the studio audience all sat down on the floor cross-legged, gazing up at the four dullards in front of them reminds me of junior school assemblies. Watching OTT is about as much fun as those assemblies. Only two of the four band members sing solo parts while the other two just do the nerd shuffle on either end of the line up. When there’s the “what are you thinking of?” break down towards the song’s conclusion, one of the ‘singers’ does some weird arm movements like he’s cracking a whip or something. It looks really odd and jarring which is also how I’d describe the decision to call these berks OTT as there is nothing ‘over the top’ about them at all – they couldn’t have been more bland and safe.

Two years on from their No 1 single “Dreamer” and Livin’ Joy were commendably still having Top 20 hits though “Deep In You” would be the last. I’m not sure I would have predicted that continuation of chart success back in 1995 years especially for a dance act when the hits were more about the track than the artist. Tellingly though, despite the presence of five hits on it, Livin’ Joy could not shift significant quantities of their only album “Don’t Stop Movin’” which would peak at No 41 in the charts.

OK, so I have to mention the elephant in the room here which is why is singer Tameko Star wearing what appear to be a pair of marigolds throughout the performance? She looks like she should be cleaning the bathroom rather than singing on TOTP. More ‘Deep In The Loo’ than “Deep In You”.

Here’s a comeback I’m guessing we’d all forgotten about – the return of Dannii Minogue. Or should that be just ‘Dannii’? As part of her relaunch, there seems to have been a deliberate attempt to rebrand her with just her first name in the style of Madonna, Cher and…well…her sister Kylie. I’m not sure Dannii would ever be that famous as to only require her first name although, to be fair, how many other people called Dannii do you know or can think of? Looking back through her discography (which took longer than I would have imagined), it appears that this one name promotion of her had actually started all the way back to her first few single releases judging by their artwork. In Australia, it seems her records were always billed as being by just ‘Dannii’ whereas in the UK she was Dannii Minogue at least initially. However, just a handful of singles in and there was parity between the territories. There seemed to be a definite strategy in place for her return in 1997 to reinforce the Dannii only moniker – the TOTP caption doesn’t include her surname and Sarah Cawood refers to her as just ‘Dannii’.

Nomenclatures aside, her last hit had been the very minor “Get Into You” way back in 1994 so where had she been all this time? Well, she’d got married and subsequently divorced in the space of just two years which had taken its emotional toll on her. She modelled nude for Playboy (I’m sure there were also nude calendars as we were selling them in the Our Price store where I worked) and returned to TV co- hosting Channel 4’s The Big Breakfast show. By 1997, she pursued a return to music and if her name wasn’t any different then her comeback single was. Dannii’s biggest hits in the UK to this point had been covers of disco songs like “Jump To The Beat” and “This Is It” and although “All I Wanna Do” was a dance track, it sure wasn’t disco. This was Hi-NRG with a relentless (if repetitive) chorus that aligned itself well with her new adult and deliberately sexualised image. The TOTP performance plays into that with her movements shown in almost slow motion at some points and a couple of knowing winks to the camera. The single would debut and peak at No 4 but it couldn’t stimulate sales of parent album “Girl” which stalled at No 57. However, she would return in 2003 with gold selling album “Neon Nights”.

Next up are a Welsh band who, like their peers Manic Street Preachers, are still going to this day. In fact, there are a few parallels between the Manics and Stereophonics besides their nationalities – they’ve both released double figures amount of albums, they both play a brand of alternative (for want of a better word) rock music and both are referred to incorrectly using a definite article on occasion though, as I have done, Manic Street Preachers are often referred to as The Manics. On that point, I once worked with someone that insisted that Stereophonics was pronounced phonetically as ‘Steree-off-ernics” but he was a bit of a prat.

Anyway, “A Thousand Trees” was the second Top 40 hit for Stereophonics after “More Life In A Tramp’s Vest” earlier in the year and was another great example of the storytelling ability of Kelly Jones. A tale of how rumours in a small town environment can destroy a person’s reputation, I love the metaphor of matches and trees in the lyrics which Jones cleverly inverts to make his point. Parent album “Word Gets Around” was released the Monday after this TOTP aired and I remember putting it straight back on the shop stereo even though we’d just played it as I wanted to hear it again – I wasn’t disappointed. There’s some great songs on there; not just the singles but album tracks as well like my personal favourite “Check My Eyelids For Holes”. I bought the album and the follow up “Performance And Cocktails” but I’d kind of lost sight of them after third album “Just Enough Education To Perform”. I should probably update my knowledge of the rest of their back catalogue though there is a lot of it to go at with a new album due in April 2025 to boot!

As for this performance, I’m left asking the question of whether there was a problem with security in the TOTP studio around this time. After the crowd invasion of the stage when Oasis were on the other week, this time a lone youth seems to spring from out of the audience to jump around (rather uncooly) behind Kelly Jones before disappearing back into the crowd. Was that planned? If not, where were the floor managers/studio security? The show’s reputation was at stake – I’m surprised that Jones didn’t write a song about that!

And just like that, the first era of Mark Owen’s solo career was over. It took less than a year from the release of his debut single post-Take That for it took come off the rails and was emphatically demonstrated by his solo single “I Am What I Am” (not that one) peaking at a lowly No 29. Now, you could argue that this wasn’t the harbinger of doom that I’m making it out to be given that it was the third track taken from his album “Green Man” that had been out for eight months by this point. However, the album hadn’t sold well peaking at No 33 so the suggestion that punters might not have bought the single because they already had the album doesn’t really hold water. Presumably the diminishing sales caused tension between Owen’s label RCA and their artist as “I Am What I Am” has originally been earmarked to be the fourth single released from “Green Man” but a fourth single never appeared and Mark was subsequently dropped. I said earlier the ‘first era’ of his solo career as Owen would return to it six years later with the interesting single “Four Minute Warning” which peaked at No 4. Although album sales continued to be sparse, his fifth album “Land Of Dreams” released in 2022 would go Top 5 and in any case, his solo career was running in parallel with the second coming of Take That from 2006 onwards.

As for “I Am What I Am” specifically, it’s a decent enough little tune but listening to it feels to me like watching my beloved Chelsea play currently – you think they should be better than they are and you’re constantly waiting for them to make something happen and they never do (you win matches by scoring goals lads not by having loads of possession).

I mentioned earlier the connections between Stereophonics and Manic Street Preachers but the former also has one with this band – Suede. Well, sort of. There’s probably a few but the one I’m thinking of is that they both had hits with very similar titles. In 2004, Stereophonics took “Moviestar” to No 5 while back in 1997, Suede went to No 9 with “Filmstar” – ‘movie’ or ‘film’…what’s the difference? This was the fifth and final single from “Coming Up” (who did they think they were? George Michael? Michael Jackson?) and it was another example of that more accessible sound that had run through the album. Built around one of Richard Oakes’s favourite guitar riffs, its chart peak of No 9 meant that all five of the singles from “Coming Up” had gone Top 10 (maybe they were George Michael and Michael Jackson!). In this performance, keyboard player Neil Codling seems to do very little, at some points sitting there with his hands idle looking meaningfully at the camera. Who did he think he was? Brian Jones incarnate?

Will Smith remains at No 1 with “Men In Black” and his intro piece from the other week is recycled with Smith superimposed over the start of the video again. It would stay at the top for four weeks becoming the sixth best selling single in the UK that year. The film of the same name was also a smash hit with opening weekend box office receipts of $51 million making it the third highest grossing opening weekend ever at the time. I caught the movie at the cinema and enjoyed it for what it was though I don’t think I’ve ever watched any of its three sequels. There was also two soundtrack albums released – a score by composer Danny Elfman and a collection of songs by R&B and hip hop artists such as De La Soul, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Alicia Keys and Destiny’s Child as well as two tracks by Smith himself. Despite only the title track actually featuring in the film, the album was a huge success in the US going to No 1 and selling over three million copies. It sold more conservatively over here reaching gold status for 100,000 units shifted.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Chumbawamba	Tupthumping	YES!
2	OTT	All Out Of Love	As if
3	Livin’ Joy	Deep In You	Nope
4	Dannii Minogue	All I Wanna Do	Negative
5	Stereophonics	A Thousand Trees	No but I had the album
6	Mark Owen	I Am What I Am	Nah
7	Suede	Filmstar	See 5 above
8	Will Smith	Men In Black	No

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m00293qb/top-of-the-pops-22081997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 15 AUG 1997

Posted on March 24 by 80stastic

We’ve lost another month to the Puff Daddy/P Diddy issue as “I’ll Be Missing You”, having spent three weeks at No 1 and then slipping a place to No 2 to accommodate Oasis for seven days, went back to the top of the charts for another three weeks! Bloody hell! Who did we miss? Nobody I was that bothered about to be honest – I’m actually very relieved to have missed reviewing Gary Barlow, Boyzone, Backstreet Boys and Peter Andre. Maybe Paul Weller and Morrissey would have been interesting but hey ho!

We pick the TOTP story back up in the middle of August and this one is actually quite an important episode. Not for the artists on it who are quite underwhelming but because this was the week that the decision was taken (presumably by new executive producer Chris Cowey) to do away with any sort of theme music at all. From early February 1995 we’d had the Vince Clarke composition “Red Hot Pop” which had replaced “Now Get Out Of That” by Tony Gibber which had ushered in the ‘Year Zero’ revamp. Prior to that, the show had been soundtracked by Paul Hardcastle’s “The Wizard” stretching back to 1986. Come 15th August 1997, we had nothing except an intro from the host – Denise van Outen this week – and then the opening of the first song played under the titles.

Said first song is “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks. Yeah, that one. Meredith was one of a number of female solo artists in the 90s who would be known for one hit and one hit only (see also Alannah Myles, Paula Cole, Donna Lewis) but what a hit it was – No 2 in the US and No 6 over here. Co-written with songwriter Shelly Peiken who was frustrated at having had album cuts for the past 10 years but never a huge hit single, her vexation spilled over into the lyrics of “Bitch” and a worldwide smash was born. It nearly never happened though as her record label Capitol baulked at some of the lyrics and the song’s title. One of those unsure about the song’s potential was producer Geza X who expressed concern that the lyrics might have a negative effect on its chances of commercial success. That’s infamous punk producer Geza X who produced the Dead Kennedys classic “Too Drunk To Fuck”! Unbelievable!

Despite those misgivings, it was released and the rest is history. Its success would lead to a spate of covers and parodies including this one by Australian comedian Chris Franklin and yes, it’s as bad as you might be imagining.

As with Michael Jackson the other week, I think it’s the final TOTP appearance that I’ll have to comment on in my blog (which I’m calling time on at the end of the 1999 repeats) by Wet Wet Wet. And what a crummy way to go out – with a version of one of the most recorded songs in the history of popular music. Why were they covering “Yesterday” by The Beatles? Was it just to ensure a hit? Unlikely. The first phase of their career might have been winding down but was it in need of a reviving, shot-in-the-arm smash? No, it was just another case of the band having recorded a 60s song for the soundtrack of a film. Panic not though. This wasn’t a repeat of their 15 week spell at No 1 with “Love Is All Around” from Four Weddings And A Funeral. Their version of “Yesterday” was taken from the soundtrack to Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie and would peak at No 4. Despite how many times the song has been covered, its chart statistics aren’t that impressive. Famously never released by the Fab Four as a single whilst they were together, it was taken into the charts by Matt Monro and Marianne Faithfull in 1965 within a month of each other with ‘The Man with the Golden Voice’ winning out with a high of No 8 compared to Marianne’s No 36. Ray Charles would have a go at making it a hit two years later but he wouldn’t crack the Top 40. In 1976, The Beatles original was finally released and it scampered up the charts to match Matt Monro’s placing. 21 years later Wet Wet Wet, whether deserved or not, would have the biggest UK hit with it. So was their version any good? Well, I think Marti Pellow’s voice suited the song well enough but it’s a fairly unremarkable take on it and the pedal steel guitar interlude is particularly incongruous. On the plus side, Marti’s lost his peroxide blonde hair at last. So, farewell Wet Wet Wet. There was some good stuff, some not so good stuff and some downright annoying stuff but it was undoubtedly a chart life well lived.

No, Olive weren’t a classic one hit wonder (a No 1 record then nothing) but could I have told you what their other hit was without checking? Absolutely not. Turns out it was called “Outlaw” and, for what it’s worth, having listened back to it, I much prefer it to “You’re Not Alone”. Why? I guess because it sounds like a proper song rather than a dance track. Although it retains a shifting, skittering drum ‘n’ bass backbeat, it’s got a defined structure to it – there’s a genuine song in there. I could imagine it reconfigured in a pure pop style and it would work.

In an act that seemed to confirm their pop sensibilities, Olive would release a cover version of one of the classic pop songs of the 70s when they chose 10cc’s “I’m Not In Love” as the lead single from their second album “Trickle”. It wouldn’t reverse their chart fortunes but there remains a lot of love online for Olive. It seems they remain ‘not alone’.

There’s three female solo artists on tonight’s show starting with Mary J Blige who is enjoying her biggest ever UK chart hit* with “Everything”. Based around “You Are Everything” by The Stylistics, it was written and produced by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis – of course it was. It was a good vehicle for Blige’s vocals though I’m still surprised that it was as big a hit as it was with it peaking at No 6. With her huge, tinted wrap-a-round glasses and long hair, Mary seems to have modelled her look on ex-Dutch international footballer Edgar Davids but that can’t have been the case surely?

*She would also have a No 4 hit in 1999 with a cover of Stevie Wonder’s “As” but that was a duet with George Michael

“You Are Everything” was also a hit for Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross in the early 80s but my research tells me that there was another version of it that was never actually released but was surely one of the oddest collaborations in pop history. There are only snippets of the track that have been leaked online but I give you heavy metal band Judas Priest doing a cover of a soul song produced by Stock, Aitken and Waterman…

Judging by what I’d read about this one beforehand, I wasn’t expecting much but it was actually better than predicted. The Wildhearts had established themselves as a consistent chart band and by this point in the decade had amassed seven consecutive Top 40 hits (though none bigger than No 14). Hit number eight came courtesy of the lead single from their fourth studio album “Endless, Nameless” entitled “Anthem”. Having made their name with a brand of melodic rock, 1997 saw them spurn that for an industrial rock style that was more about distortion and feedback than riffs and hooks. The album was not well received by their fanbase and it failed to make the Top 40 of the album chart. The band’s lead vocalist Ginger though has proclaimed it as his favourite Wildhearts album and retrospectively, it has come to be seen as a strong rock statement.

As for “Anthem”, as I said, I had feared the worst, a grungey mess akin to *Nirvana’s infamous TOTP appearance in 1991 when Kurt Cobain sang live on “Smells Like Teen Spirit” deliberately badly. However, despite vocal duties being undertaken not by regular singer Ginger but by bassist Danny McCormack, I was pleasantly surprised. Yes, it’s a heavy sound but far from a noise. It does get a bit repetitive towards the end with the constant chanting of its chorus but I wasn’t completely put off. One person who was far from put off was the topless guy in the studio audience who was having it large down the front. Do you think he was a superfan? There’s always one and he was probably it. He’s probably approaching his 50s now. I wonder if he’s kept the faith?

*The title “Endless, Nameless” is also that of a Nirvana song apparently

I think I was expecting the next turn to be an out and out diva house artist but that’s possibly because I was confusing Robyn with Robin S though, in my defence, they both had hits with songs called “Show Me Love”. This wasn’t the American singer Ms S though but Swedish singer Robin Miriam Carlsson (aka Robyn) who would rack up eight UK Top 40 hits over a 13 year period including a No 1. I don’t know/remember any of them I have to say. That run started with “Do You Know (What It Takes)” and, having listened to it, my impression is that this was a blueprint for the sound that would make Britney Spears a global superstar. It’s not a surprising reaction on my behalf when I tell you that the co-writer and producer of the track was one Max Martin* who would go on to write “…Baby One More Time”. So, given all of this, maybe we should be asking ourselves why Robyn didn’t become Britney Spears before Britney did? She had the looks and the sound after all. On reflection though, given what would happen to the ‘Princess of Pop’, maybe Robyn was quite happy with the pop career she had?

*Martin would go on to write/co-write an incredible 27 Billboard No 1s including Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” and Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” so he clearly knew what he was doing when it came to penning hits for female pop stars!

Our third female solo artist on the show tonight is Kym Mazelle who despite not having a large collection of huge hits, does have a huge reputation – not for nothing is she known as ‘The First Lady of House Music’. Having worked with the likes of Dr.Robert of The Blow Monkeys, house legend Marshall Jefferson, Norman Cook, Soul II Soul and Jocelyn Brown, here she was stepping out on her own with her version of Candi Staton’s “Young Hearts Run Free” from the soundtrack to Romeo + Juliet. It’s a fairly faithful cover of the disco classic albeit with a nod towards the genre on which Kym made her name which makes me wonder why the film’s director Baz Luhrmann didn’t just use the original* in his film?

*Staton’s version was eventually rereleased in 1999 when it made No 29.

Despite all that she achieved in her long career, I have to say that the first thing I think of when I hear her name is this song in which she gets a name check…

We’re stuck with this Top 20 countdown business and we’re onto our third person doing the voiceover for it after Jayne Middlemiss and some random anonymous bloke. This week’s it’s Mark Goodier and he will keep the gig for the next five years.

The first No 1 that Goodier has to announce comes from Will Smith and it’s yet another song from a film and yet another hit that is based around a sample of an older song. “Men In Black” was, of course, from the movie of the same name and was the second chart topper this year to be built around Patrice Rushen’s “Forget Me Nots” following George Michael’s “Fastlove” in April. What were the chances?! It was also the second UK No 1 for Smith though the first hit (of any size) under his own name – “Boom! Shake The Room” was as The Fresh Prince with DJ Jazzy Jeff.

With the film a box office smash, its theme tune was almost assured massive hit status and so it proved to be with it topping charts around the world (though curiously not in America where it wasn’t given a physical release). It was the UK’s sixth best selling single of 1997 and would kick off a string of chart successes in this country for Smith up to 2005. As for me, it was one of those songs that you could appreciate for what it was but after one or two listens it became rather annoying. The appearance mid-video here of a superimposed Smith apologising to the TOTP viewers for not being there in person is similarly irritating but I’m sure executive producer Chris Cowey would have been pleased with himself for the coup.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Meredith Brooks	Bitch	No
2	Wet Wet Wet	Yesterday	I did not
3	Olive	Outlaw	Nope
4	Mary J. Blige	Everything	Nah
5	The Wildhearts	Anthem	Negative
6	Robyn	Do You Know (What It Takes)	Another no
5	Kym Mazelle	Young Hearts Run Free	Didn’t happen
8	Will Smith	Men In Black	And no

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0028x68/top-of-the-pops-15081997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 18 JUL 1997

Posted on March 20 by 80stastic

We’ve made a quantum leap from the 20th June to 18th July 1997 here at TOTP Rewind due to the Puff Daddy/P Diddy issue who has been at No 1 for the last three weeks. Having checked the archive website, we’ve missed a handful of humdingers and a fair sprinkling of shite. In the former category (for me) are The Verve, Teenage Fanclub and the return of Echo And The Bunnymen. In the latter, I would put 911, Sash! and Celine Dion. Swings and roundabouts then. We’ll be making another such jump forward into the middle of August after this particular TOTP for the same reason. We’ll be through 1997 by Easter 2025 at this rate.

Now I should also mention a subject that has been doing the rounds amongst the TOTP online community and that is that the TV channel U&Eden (channel 57 on my television) has started showing TOTP repeats as well as BBC4. Is this a good thing? Well, potentially but from what I gather, they’ve started at the same year that the BBC is currently showing – 1997. In some cases they’ve been showing the exact same shows on that have been on the Beeb on a Friday night the next day. Presumably it’s all to do with some complicated rights issue but it all seems a bit pointless. What does it mean for me and this blog? Nothing. I’m not getting sidetracked after nine actual and fifteen TOTP years into this thing by potentially more work. I’m guessing that they’ll be affected by the same issues regarding cancelled artists and won’t be showing any shows that BBC4 haven’t. Either way, I’m not reviewing anything that deviates from the BBC schedules – it takes enough of my time to write this blog as it is and in any case, I haven’t tried to fill in the gaps as it were for any previously un-broadcast episodes and I’m not starting now. Rant over, let’s get to it.

Tonight’s host is…well, there’s two actually. Jo Whiley and Jayne Middlemiss but they’re not in the studio together. Oh no, Jayne is but Jo is in Rotterdam with U2 as they prepare for a gig there. To emphasise the duality of the presenter locations, there’s some rapid fire editing so that Jo and Jayne speak alternate lines. I’m sure it seemed like a clever idea at conception but it comes off as a bit annoying in practice. As for the whole ‘two presenters in different settings’ brainwave, yeah it’s an interesting way to go but I’m not sure it really adds that much value to the show. Onto the music and the first hit has, in recent years, been the subject of cultural appropriation. OK, I might be stretching the definition a bit with this example but it’s certainly true that “Freed From Desire” by Gala has taken on a life far beyond being a late 90s Eurodance and club favourite. We’ll get to that in a minute though. Back in 1997, I’m pretty sure I’d have dismissed it as being no more than as I’ve just described it – another Eurodance and club favourite with the added caveat that it did very little for me though it was huge across Europe and indeed in the UK where it made No 2 and spent eight weeks inside the Top 10. Some of the music press at the time compared it to “Gypsy Woman” by Crystal Waters and you can understand that with its ‘ner ner ner’ hook aping ‘la da dee, la da da’.

As for the performance here, Gala looks a bit like Sleeper’s Louise Wener but maybe a Louise Wener doing a parody of a keep fit video. What are those dance moves and why does Gala pull a face at the start which makes her look ever so slightly demonic? Watch it with the sound off and it just looks mad. It’s put me in mind of this infamous video…

Long after “Freed From Desire” had disappeared from our lives and we’d all forgotten that it ever existed, it turned out that we hadn’t. Or at least the fans of Bohemian FC hadn’t as they adapted it into a chant in 2011 sparking a wave of similar adoptions of the song by fans of other clubs from Stevenage FC to Bristol City to Newcastle United. However, I first became aware of this phenomenon when Wigan Athletic fans sung it about their free scoring forward Will Grigg by changing the words to “Will Grigg’s on fire, your defence is terrified”. After fan Sean Kennedy uploaded his version to YouTube, it was made into an actual record by dance producers Blonde and released under the name of DJ Kenno. Again, just madness.

Apparently, Gala is delighted that the track was given an extended life by its adoption by sport and football in particular (it was chosen by numerous football associations as their goal music at the 2022 World Cup and was used in the opening and closing ceremonies for the 2024 Paris Olympic Games). However, as she was excluded from receiving royalties from it due to the original contracting deal, she re-recorded it 2024 to reclaim ownership of “Freed From Desire”.

Right, I think this really is the last time I’ll have to comment on a Michael Jackson hit in this blog as he didn’t release anything after “HIStory/Ghosts” for the rest of the decade. He goes out with what should be a bang with a clip of him from one of his three sold out Wembley gigs that he played in this week back in 1997. However, it seems a bit of a damp squib to me as all he seems to do is run back and forth to the wings of the stage before shouting “Hoooah!”. Look, I’ve never been to one of his concerts so I’m not really qualified to comment and according to the set list, this was the closing number so he might have been knackered but it seems a bit underwhelming.

Anyway, I said I’d devote my last Jacko review to the other track on this double A-side – “Ghosts”. I’m not sure that I’ve ever heard it before but somehow I was expecting something different to this which is yet another dance track that Jackson sounds like he’s performing under duress. It’s all strained sonic sinews and over-stretched vocals built around a metallic sounding sampled backbeat. Then there’s the video which seems like it’s just a pale imitation of “Thriller” but with ghosts instead of werewolves and zombies.

Look, if I wanted to listen to a song called “Ghosts” then there’s infinitely better tracks like this…

Or this…

The arc of a successful band can span years or it can be over in a few months. Or it can be something in between which was the fate of Dubstar. Having gotten off to a less than stellar start with their first two singles peaking at Nos 40 and 37, the ‘dream pop’ outfit upped their game and bagged consecutive Top 20 hits from their debut album “Disgraceful”. Their trajectory was definitely on the up and expectations rose in alignment with their success. By the time it came to recording sophomore album “Goodbye”, they needed to be improving on those chart positions. Sadly, that isn’t the way the band’s story played out when lead single “No More Talk” peaked at No 20. Founding member Steve Hillier takes up the story:

The release of No More Talk also marks the moment when my fears that Dubstar’s rise was over were realised. We were waiting outside BBC television centre to be called in for our appearance on the National Lottery. Jo Power from Food Records came over with the news that No More Talk was number 20 in the midweek charts. That sounds terrific now, but I knew this was a disappointment for everyone, we needed to be in the top ten. We should have been in the top ten. I was gutted, so I distracted myself by shuffling and grinning like a lunatic all the way through the biggest TV performance of our careers.

stevehillier.net, July 24, 2020

That National Lottery appearance couldn’t prevent the single descending the charts and it wouldn’t get any better for Dubstar. Subsequent singles peaked lower than “No More Talk” and third album “Make It Better” tanked completely with Hillier leaving the band shortly before its release. Despite the loss of Hillier and various side projects over the years, Dubstar are still a going concern but the days of hit singles are long behind them which is a shame as they made a very decent sound of which “No More Talk” was a good example.

What is it about Pachelbel’s “Canon in D Major” that lends itself so well to pop songs of every hue. Apparently, it’s something to do with the simplicity and memorability of its chord progression. Anyway, the list of songs inspired by the Baroque period piece is pretty extensive but it seems it wasn’t appreciated by Pachelbel’s contemporaries and remained forgotten for hundreds of years until it was rediscovered in the 1960s. Since then, it has had a notable influence on numerous tracks. Off the top of my head, there’s “All Together Now” by The Farm, “Streets Of London” by Ralph McTell and “Don’t Look Back In Anger” by Oasis (the chords of which are remarkably similar to McTell’s most famous song). However, there’s loads more I’ve never appreciated or indeed know at all. “Spicks And Specks” by the Bee Gees anyone? Songs I definitely know but have never made the Pachelbel connection with include “Basket Case” by Green Day, Bob Marley’s “No Woman, No Cry” and “Go West” by Village People (or Pet Shop Boys if you prefer). Then there’s this one which I’d completely forgotten about but which is undeniably based upon “Canon In D Major”.

I know that Coolio had more hits than just “Gangsta’s Paradise” but I would have struggled to name any but how did I forget this one?* The lead single from his “My Soul” album, “C U When U Get There” would make No 3 and replicate that success in just about every other territory. It’s certainly a big sound with a lush, gospel choir sung chorus that acts as an effective counterpoint to Coolio’s raps. In the same way that he borrowed brazenly from Stevie Wonder’s “Pastime Paradise” for his biggest hit, there’s no attempt to hide Pachelbel’s influence in the track – it’s unmistakably the foundation of “C U When U Get There”. Also like “Gangsta’s Paradise” which credited another artist in L.V., this one featured 40 Thevz (and that’s not a spelling error) but I really can’t be bothered to look into who they were. Obviously, the song’s title gave rise to some playground comments surrounding “C U Next Tuesday” but let’s not be so childish eh?

*I’m wondering if I replaced it in my memory banks with Wyclef Jean’s “Gone Till November” which was also a big hit this year?

We’re back to Rotterdam now and you can actually see U2 warming up over Jo Whiley’s shoulder. Now, we might have then been expecting Jo to introduce the band as they run through a soundcheck version of latest single “Last Night On Earth” which would have been pretty cool but instead we get the official video which kind of devalues the whole point of stationing a host in an outside broadcast location. Anyway, I don’t recall this U2 hit at all. When I think of the “Pop” album era of the band, the only single that comes to mind is “Discothèque” but there were actually five tracks taken from it in the UK and they were all pretty big hits (including a No 1 in the form of the aforementioned “Discothèque”). “Last Night On Earth” was the third of those and is all very typical U2 but it’s quite unremarkable and despite its No 10 chart peak (bought by completists in the band’s large fanbase I’m assuming), I doubt it did much to improve the album’s faltering sales.

Watching the video (which features a very young Sophie Dahl and a very old William S. Burroughs*), I was expecting to see it intercut with clips from a movie as I’d convinced myself it was on a soundtrack to a film called ‘Last Night On Earth’ but it turns out that it’s just my memory failing me – I’d confused it with “Until The End Of The World” from “Achtung Baby” which was from a film (the Wim Wenders movie of the same name) and Night On Earth which is a Jim Jarmusch film for which Tom Waits recorded the soundtrack. Close but no cigar. Again.

*Burroughs died two weeks after this TOTP aired.

Me: “Siri, what’s the definitive example of a classic soul track being s**t all over by someone without an ounce of talent?”

Siri: “The definitive example of a classic soul track being s**t all over by someone without an ounce of talent is “Piece Of My Heart” by Shaggy”.

Me: “Thanks Siri. Thought so”

N.B. Obviously, I’m not including vocalist Marsha in the above scenario. She can clearly sing though her willingness to be involved in such an heinous musical crime brings her judgement into question.

We have arrived at what was billed as a seismic moment back in 1997 and perhaps it was though maybe not for the reason originally intended. Oasis had not released any new material for nigh on two years and not even a single since “Don’t Look Back In Anger” in February 1996. Anticipation for their new single “D’You Know What I Mean?” was through the roof and fearing an overexposure backlash, record label Creation put embargoes in place to ensure that exclusive plays were honoured (though some skullduggery by a commercial radio station controller saw that plan undermined). Come the date of release, record shops were opening at midnight to sell it (more for the publicity than the sales I would think) though the Our Price in Stockport where I worked didn’t – we may have opened an hour earlier though to catch people on their way to work. I recall watching a news report from one of the big Manchester megastores that opened at midnight which interviewed eager punters with one announcing that the single “looks good and sounds good” and that he was, predictably, “mad for it!”. Was he right? Well, if the intention was to make the track sound like an epic rock anthem then…tick! Job done. A sprawling, meandering, wall of sound, monster of a track, it could be said to be the perfect way to announce the band’s new material. On the other hand, it left itself open to accusations of being bloated, overblown and overproduced – it was 7 minutes and 22 seconds long first heaven’s sake! Apparently, Noel Gallagher was expecting to be told that it would need to be edited down for release as a single but nobody had the balls to have that conversation with him. I was intrigued by the spelling of the title of the single – they’d already recorded a song called “D’yer Wanna Be A Spaceman?” as an extra track on the “Shakermaker” single so how come Noel had upped his command of English for the title of his new composition? Talking of extra tracks, one of those on “D’You Know What I Mean?” was a cover of David Bowie’s “Heroes” which was surely an act of musical heresy and yet, such was the profile of Oasis at the time, that nobody seemed to bat an eyelid. Plenty of my record shop colleagues were Bowie-ophiles and I don’t remember any outrage from them in defence of their idol.

The single appeared about six weeks before the release of their third studio album “Be Here Now” and the buzz about new Oasis material hadn’t abated in that time. It would become the UK’s fastest selling album of all time up to that point (and would remain so until 2015 when Adele released “25”) and yet its legacy hasn’t matched its commercial achievements. Widely seen retrospectively as nowhere near the standard of the band’s first two albums, it has come to be seen as too loud, too overproduced and too long – in short, a botched job of what could have been. Noel has long since disowned it whilst, Liam, rather predictably, has defended it. If it was meant to be the album to crown the legend of Oasis it failed. In fact, music critic Jon Savage said its release was the moment that signified the death of Britpop. In its defence, nothing the band released could have satisfied the expectations of them at that time and certainly not an album made by, as Noel rather succinctly put it, “a bunch of guys, on coke, in the studio, not giving a f**k”. Should it be completely dismissed? No, I don’t think so and the super deluxe version of it which includes the Mustique demos is worthy of some exploration.

As to the performance here, Oasis get the whole of the final seven and a half minutes of the show including the long intro and outro such was their level of status and fame at this point. I like the way that Jayne Middelmiss doesn’t forget her North-East roots by replying to Jo Whiley in her intro, “Jo man”. “D’You Know What I Mean?” is so long that Liam sits down during the extended guitar solos before the studio audience storms the stage at the end. Was that planned or spontaneous? If you look closely, Noel seems to be giving a helping hand to the first one up. The keyboard player (whoever he was) seems totally bewildered by the whole thing. For the moment, Oasis looked like they might live forever but in hindsight, had we just reached critical mass? From now on in, would it all slide away?

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Gala	Freed From Desire	Nah
2	Michael Jackson	HIStory/Ghosts	No
3	Dubstar	No More Talk	Nope
4	Coolio	C U When U Get There	I did not
5	U2	Last Night On Earth	Negative
6	Shaggy	Piece of My Heart	Never
7	Oasis	D’You Know What I Mean?	Yes but I think it was the last one of theirs that I ever bought

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0028x66/top-of-the-pops-18071997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 20 JUN 1997

Posted on March 17 by 80stastic

We’re still in the early weeks of the Chris Cowey tenure of TOTP and this would seem to be the experimental stage where he’s trying things out to see what sticks. For example, we’ve gone from just seven featured songs from a couple of weeks ago to a whopping ten on this show. TEN! I better get my skates on then…Tonight’s host is Jayne Middlemiss for the second time in three weeks and hopefully she’ll have conquered those nerves which she displayed on her debut appearance. She gets an early opportunity to demonstrate that she has because, as with Jo Whiley last week, our host does a direct to camera piece before the credits have even rolled. There’s no prop for Jayne to kick over though like Jo had. Instead, there’s a shot of a studio clock and an ‘On Air’ sign and Jayne telling us it’s time to dance in front of the telly before doing that head nod thing she does – that might start to get annoying very quickly. It’s probably the nerves again.

We start though with an artist who never seems anything less than serenely confident in her own abilities. Lisa Stansfield had been having hits since the late 80s with the biggest and most well known of those arriving early on with “All Around The World”. Inspired by ‘The Walrus of Love’ Barry White, the track contained a tribute to him in its spoken word intro that was based on the album version of White’s “Let The Music Play”. Eight years on, Lisa would go into full on honour mode by recording a cover of White’s 1974 hit “Never, Never Gonna Give You Up”. In terms of topping and tailing Lisa’s chart career, it couldn’t have been more perfect as it would prove to be her final UK Top 40 hit when released as the second single from her eponymously titled 1997 album. The radio edit is a pretty faithful version but numerous remixes of it by the likes of Hani and Frankie Knuckles would propel it to the top of the US Dance Club Songs chart. The latter would receive a Grammy for the Best Remixed Recording, Non Classical category. Lisa would ultimately satisfy her Barry White fixation by duetting with him in 1999 on “The Longer We Make Love”.

I talked in the past post about not being sure that the presenter links were filmed at the same time and in the same studio as the actual performances due to the cutaway and cutback shots between the two. Well, I’m still thinking that way for this show. Curiously, last week, the only time the two were in sync was when Jo Whiley interacted with Wet Wet Wet who were the second act on and the same pattern is repeated in this show as Jayne Middlemiss is definitely in the same geographical and temporal space as this week’s artist who are second in the running order. Was something going on or am I reading too much into it? For the record, said second artist is Supergrass with their single “Sun Hits The Sky”. Similar to Skunk Anansie, I sometimes think this lot don’t get the credit they deserve. Certainly I’d forgotten or not known in the first place how many great tunes Skin and co had released and although I was more aware of the Supergrass output (I had two of their albums), it’s an easy trap to fall into to immediately think of “Alright” when you hear their name. However, they had so many more great (and better) tunes than that like “Moving”, “Pumping On Your Stereo”, “Caught By The Fuzz” and this one. “Sun Hits The Sky” is a tight, nifty indie rock tune that powers along with some force.

It was the third single taken from the album “In It For The Money” the title of which tied in quite nicely with an event that took place in April of 1996 when lead singer Gaz Coombes met the train robber Ronnie Biggs in Rio. Biggs had his own footnote in music history of course, having recorded with the Sex Pistols on two songs for The Great Rock ‘n’ Roll Swindle plus The Great Train Robbery of 1963 was the basis of the 1985 Paul Hardcastle hit “Just For Money”. “In It For The Money”? “Just For Money”? It’s close enough for a tenuous link isn’t it?

And so to the fourth and final appearance on the show by Eternal on the back of their hit with Bebe Winans, a previous chart topper, “I Wanna Be The Only One”. Fourth?! Yes, four weeks on the bounce they’ve featured but in defence of whoever’s decision it was, the single entered the charts at No 1 and then spent three consecutive weeks at No 2 so it was a very consistent seller. It’s taken until this fourth performance though to find a different way of promoting the single which they do here by doing a ‘live acoustic’ version of the track. Fair play as I think it works pretty well. Were the pure white outfits the girls are wearing a deliberate choice to project the gospel flavour this version has? If so, it’s kind of undermined by the stage they’re performing on which seems to have a leopard print design on it. Bit odd.

Despite its high sales and being the UK’s sixteenth best selling single of the year, it was towards the back of the queue in that list when compared to all the year’s other No 1 records. Only four chart toppers appeared below Eternal in the Top 40 of 1997 – the 1996 Christmas No 1 from the Spice Girls which is understandable but then also their 1997 festive hit which isn’t. The other two below Eternal were the dance hit “You’re Not Alone” by Olive and the Verve’s only No 1 “The Drugs Don’t Work”.

From current “I Wanna Be The Only One” hitmakers to a band whose first single to make the charts was “The Only One I Know” which peaked at No 9 in 1990. In the seven years since that breakthrough hit for The Charlatans, it hadn’t been a string of subsequent huge chart successes* since then. Of the twelve singles the band released between 1990 and 1995, none had got higher than No 12, five hadn’t cracked the Top 20 and three hadn’t even made the Top 40. Of course, high chart positions are no guarantee of song quality and the public cruelly ignored some cracking tunes. The nation finally got with it in 1996 with the release of “One To Another” which went Top 3 whilst follow up “North Country Boy” made No 4. Then came “How High” which peaked at No 6 giving the band three consecutive Top 10 hits for the first time ever. It was an impressive run of chart numbers but more importantly, they were all quality tracks and not a cover version in sight.

*It was a different story when it came to their albums with three of the five released up to this point having topped the charts.

“How High” is not only a quality tune but surely unique in referencing this TV show from my youth which made a huge impression on me and had kids up and down the country saying “Ah, grasshopper”. Not even “Kung Fu” by Ash mentions it in its lyrics.

We’ve finally arrived at the last Michael Jackson release that I’ll ever have to discuss in this blog, if not quite his final TOTP appearance. As I will be stopping at the end of the 1999 repeats, “HIStory/Ghosts” will be the last Jacko single I have to write about as he would not release another one until 2001’s “You Rock My World”. And there have been oh so many that I have had to comment on. My blogging started way back with the 1983 repeats and “Billie Jean”. Since then, the self styled ‘King of Pop’ had…

*checks Wikipedia*

32(!) UK Top 40 singles! My God! I haven’t gone back through all my posts to see if I reviewed every single one but it must be a pretty high number. So, 32 singles over 15 years (‘83-‘97) is almost exactly two a year, every year except it didn’t work like that of course. Jacko’s singles would come in gluts with the timing of them obviously based around when he had an album out which was pretty consistently every four to five years. And when an album came out, so did a bucket load of tracks released as singles from them. Seven from “Thriller”, nine from “Bad”, nine again from “Dangerous” and then five from “HIStory”. The final two of those 32 were taken from the “Blood On The Dance Floor: HIStory In The Mix” album with the very final one being this double A-side. There will be one final TOTP appearance in the 90s for Jacko with this single so I’ll devote this post to the “HIStory” track and the final one to “Ghosts”. So what can I say about “HIStory” the song? Not much apart from it’s hideous. I get that it’s a remix but seriously, Michael Jackson meets what? Italian house is that? I don’t care to find out any more. Even Chris Cowey can’t have been convinced as we get less than two minutes of the promo. There were periods in the early 90s when whole shows were structured around the screening of a video exclusive for his latest release which would command a good seven minutes of screen time.

Right then, what’s going on here? Two artists squeezed into just over a minute and a half of screen time? We’re not going back to having a ‘Breakers’ section are we? Well, no we’re not – it makes less sense than that. It seems to be essentially a plug for upcoming performances by artists on the show but here’s the thing – the clip used is just that; a minute long clip sourced from the actual performance that would be shown in full the following week. Why didn’t they just show the whole thing now? In the case of the first artist featured Blur, their single “On Your Own” had been released on the Monday before this TOTP aired as far as I can tell so why not just have played the song in full? They could have labelled it as an ‘exclusive’ if need be seeing as it hadn’t charted yet. Oh well, maybe it’s for the best given that we won’t see the full performance episode due to the Puff Daddy/P Diddy issue – a minute and a half is better than nothing at all as it’s a great track.

The third single from their eponymously titled fifth studio album, it tends to get overlooked when lined up against the No 1 that was “Beetlebum” and the memorable ‘woo-hoo’ of “Song 2” but it’s a good track in its own right. Damon Albarn has described it as the first ever Gorillaz track and you can understand where he’s coming from. It might not have the whiplash energy of “Song 2” but it has its own irresistible momentum and a huge hook in the singalong chorus. I have a distinct memory of being in a Birmingham nightclub six months later (I was visiting my younger sister) and being slammed around the dance floor along with the rest of the ravers when the DJ played “Song 2” and “On Your Own” one after the other. I was approaching 30 at the time so I don’t know what I thought I was doing but my sister is five years younger than me so I guess she would have still been in her club going years?

“On Your Own” would debut and peak at No 5 maintaining a fine run of hit singles for the band. Check these numbers out:

1 – 5 – 7 – 5 – 1 – 2 – 5

Their album sales weren’t too shabby either. Blur would return in 1999 with a fourth consecutive No 1 album called “13”.

We encounter the same curious plugging strategy that was reserved for Blur also applied to the Pet Shop Boys whose version of “Somewhere” from West Side Story is given a 30 seconds slot to big up the fact that the full performance will be on the show not next week even but in two weeks time! Just play the whole thing now for chrissakes! The single was released three days after this TOTP so surely it would have helped build anticipation for its release?

Anyway, why were Neil and Chris putting their stamp on this Bernstein and Sondheim classic? Well, it was to promote their mini residency at the Savoy Theatre in London called Pet Shop Boys Somewhere (Ok, we get it guys). The single would also be added to a rerelease of their latest album “Bilingual”. Of course, the duo had some history with cover versions stretching back to their 1987 Christmas No 1 “Always On My Mind”. They followed that with a mash up of U2’s “Where The Streets Have No Name” and Frankie Valli’s “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” to glorious, extravagant effect in 1991 before taking on a one of the campiest of camp disco classics in “Go West” two years later. All of these had worked out pretty well to my ears (especially “Always On My Mind”) but I don’t think they quite pulled it off with “Somewhere”. Maybe, Neil doesn’t gave the vocal chops for such a towering song and attempting to turn it into a club anthem by adding a techno beat just to suit his voice isn’t the answer. Maybe the answer would have been to leave well alone. My wife loves West Side Story but can’t stand Tennant’s singing so I’m pretty sure she was not a fan of this one. Pet Shop Boys had twenty UK hit singles in the 90s of various sizes of which “Somewhere” was the eighteenth. There’s not much further to go now my wife will be pleased to hear.

They’re not hip, they’re not cool but, as Jayne Middlemiss says in her intro, “they’re top turns” and I’ve always got room for a bit of Del Amitri when the chance arises. Often criminally overlooked and undervalued, the Scottish pop rockers have a very decent back catalogue albeit that their chart positions weren’t always a standout. The band had notched up 11 UK Top 40 hits to this point in their career but none had got any higher than No 11. And yet…in an unlikely turn of events, they had managed to go Top 10 just two years earlier in the US with the surprise hit “Roll To Me”. Did it make them happy? Not likely. In true dour Scot style, they weren’t big fans of the song (despite having written and recorded it) and considered it rather a throwaway tune. No pleasing some people.

Anyway, they were back in 1997 with a new single (which hopefully they did like as it was the lead track off new album “Some Other Sucker’s Parade”) called “Not Where It’s At”. Was it a musical demonstration of self knowledge about their image? Probably not but listening back to it now, it does prick something in my mind about identity. Is it me or is there a smidgen of a whiff of XTC about this one? I may be committing an act of musical heresy but it just came to me all of a sudden. Maybe it’s the jangly guitars, I don’t know. I was so taken with the idea though that I asked ChatGPT what “Not Where It’s At” would sound like done by XTC. The answer I received was almost instantaneous but it also showed how AI is based on assumptions that don’t always hold water. In its final reckoning it seemed to me to be saying if XTC had come up with the track, it would have been…well…better which I’m not sure is fair. Maybe my question wasn’t fair so I asked ChatGPT a control question – “Who was I?” It’s answer? That I was a former TOTP presenter! AI – it’s not where it at.

Next up is a guy you don’t hear much about these days but whom, for a while back there, was going to be the next new music superstar after winning a MOBO and a BRIT. Finley Quaye came from a musical family – his Dad was jazz and blues pianist Cab Quaye whilst his Mum would take him to see sets at Ronnie Scott’s legendary jazz club in his childhood. Almost inevitably, he moved into a career in music in his early 20s and appeared, fully formed, in 1997 with his double platinum selling album “Maverick A Strike” and a clutch of hit singles the first of which was “Sunday Shining”, a Bob Marley track from his 1978 album “Kaya”. It’s a radically different version though blending the reggae of the original with an accessible 90s soul sound that carried itself with an air of knowing conviction – or maybe that was the super confident Finley himself?

Talking of which, as with Beck, the Beastie Boys and Sonic Youth to name a few, just about all the cool kids that I worked with at Our Price loved this guy. Given this statement, it is of no surprise that my eternally ever cooler than me wife had his album and I think she caught him live as well. Can’t remember what she thought of him but at least he turned up which he failed to do whilst playing Hull (where I now live) in 2022 and, as I understand it, failed to rock up at the venue with paying customers already inside. Mind you, he has form in that area. He was booted off stage in 2015 after just 30 minutes of a gig by the promoter of a venue in Gloucestershire for being shambolically awful. Bloody mavericks! I’d strike them off.

New show director Chris Cowey is still tinkering with the format and this week has turned his attention to the chart rundown. Having already dispensed with a full run through of the Top 40 in favour of just the 20 best selling singles that week, he’s now tacked it on to the Top 10 countdown and it’s voiced by host Jayne Middlemiss. There’s no run up to this – we’re just straight into it after Finley Quaye’s performance. It’s all a bit jarring. Anyway, Hanson are still at No 1 with “MMMBop” but it’s the last of their three weeks at the top. It’s an unusual title for a song so what’s it all about? According to band member Zac Hanson in an interview with the Songfacts website in 2004, it’s about holding on to the things in life that matter and that MMMBop represents “a frame of time or the futility of life”. Mmm…(Bop). Whatever. I do recall a lady coming into the Our Price where I worked at the time to buy the single for her granddaughter and she was pretty sure that she had asked for the right thing at the counter but wanted to double check and so asked again what it was called. My colleague Jim who was serving her said, rather understandably, “It’s called MMMBop” and we both looked at each other and couldn’t help but laugh at the oddness of him saying those words out loud*.

*I should probably be absolutely clear that we were laughing at the song title not the lady buying it!

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Lisa Stansfield	Never, Never Gonna Give You Up	Nope
2	Supergrass	Sun Hits The Sky	Negative
3	Eternal featuring Bebe Winans	I Wanna Be The Only One	Yes but for my wife
4	The Charlatans	How High	No but I had a Best Of with it on
5	Michael Jackson	HIStory/Ghosts	Nah
6	Blur	On Your Own	No but I had the album
7	Pet Shop Boys	Somewhere	No
8	Del Amitri	Not Where It’s At	See 4 above
9	Finley Quaye	Sunday Shining	No but my wife had the album
10	Hanson	MMMBop	Yes but for my six year old goddaughter

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0028nyj/top-of-the-pops-20061997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 13 JUN 1997

Posted on March 12 by 80stastic

There seems to be some uncertainty about quite when Chris Cowey’s tenure in charge of TOTP started. I thought it was from last week’s show (I took that info from the TOTP Archive website) but a reader of my blog has informed me that it was officially from this week. In my defence, I’ve never suggested that I’m some sort of authority on the show, curating its history as it were – just someone who used to watch it and who’s writing about it and the songs it featured but for what it’s worth, apologies if I get some dates wrong. Anyway, Cowey is playing around with the format a bit already, trying a few new tweaks out to see if they might have some legs to them. That’s ‘legs’ literally in the case of the first tweak which comes right at the start of this show as he has presenter Jo Whiley, the ‘Queen of Cool herself’ according to last weeks host Jayne Middlemiss (yeah, I’m really not sure about that either), dramatically kick over a huge No 1 figure and proclaim that TOTP is still Number One. I get that it’s a gesture, a statement of intent maybe to reassure us all that there’s still life in the old show yet and had it been one of the Spice Girls then it might have been spectacular but a high kicking Jo Whiley? Hmm. I’m not convinced but sadly there’s more ‘action’ to come from Jo later in the show…

We start with Rosie Gaines who is onto her third consecutive appearance on the show promoting her hit “Closer Than Close”. To try and shake up the format, this is a live performance and I have to say that Rosie gives one of the most memorable live vocals I’ve ever witnessed on TOTP. However, it lives in the memory for all the wrong reasons as it’s completely horrible. I mean ‘why didn’t someone stop her’ horrible as she is goes way over the top. There’s some Cleo Laine style jazz scatting to start with before she encourages the studio audience to chant the song back to her. After that she settles down a bit and does some actual singing before she suddenly breaks out into an impression of Shaggy (the (the Jamaican-American singer not Scooby Doo’s mate) in a deep register. She follows this with some more free styling again giving the subtitles guy a hell of a task to decipher what she’s banging on about before delivering the dubious lyric “funk it off on me”. And then….and then she just starts screaming mid-song; literally wailing like a banshee. It’s an horrific noise. We’re then back to scatting before inviting the studio audience to get in on this nonsense again by shouting the word ‘close’ over and over. Finally, she indulges in what appears to be primal scream therapy and mercifully brings the performance’ to an end with some grunting sounds. It’s unspeakably bad. Jo Whiley describes Rosie as “hugely talented” afterwards. You’re not even (closer than) close to the truth there Jo.

Sticking with Jo, she follows up her high kicking action with something a bit more sedate though she warns us to brace ourselves for it anyway. Quite why hitting a symbol with a drumstick of the drum kit of Wet Wet Wet’s Tommy Cunningham was deemed worthy of a warning I don’t know. It’s all very underwhelming, not unlike “Strange”, the latest hit by Clydebank’s favourite sons. This one was only on a couple of weeks back as an ‘exclusive’ and it’s back on the show again as it has entered the charts, only at No 13 though which would be its peak. As I said about it previously, I think their sound was getting a bit tired by this point and they were starting to run out of steam. To be fair to them, they had long since outlasted some of the other bands that had made their chart debuts in 1987 alongside them like Johnny Hates Jazz, Curiosity Killed The Cat and Living In A Box.

Marti Pellow still has his peroxide blonde hair which I suggested previously might be a cry for help similar to when Robbie Williams infamously went into meltdown mode when attending Glastonbury after leaving Take That. The Wets vocalist would leave the band within two years to deal with his own alcohol and drug addictions and he does seem to be sweating a lot in this performance. It could be the heat of the studio lights of course but it is quite noticeable…

I’m starting to think a lot of these performances weren’t all filmed at the same time with Jo Whiley in the studio. Clearly the Wet Wet Wet one was because of her interaction with their drummer but the others are prefaced by abrupt cutaways and post faced by cutbacks to Jo rather than a long, corridor shot back to our host. Was this new or had it been happening for a while? We see it in operation for the next artist who is En Vogue and their single “Whatever”. Jo says in her intro that “it’s the return after maternity leave of the ‘funky divas’ themselves” so presumably one of the group had just given birth but what’s noticeable isn’t an addition to the group family but the fact they’d lost a member since their last hit “Don’t Let Go (Love)” as Dawn Robinson had left the band in the April. The remaining trio re-recorded some of the tracks from parent album “EV3” but Robinson’s backing vocals remained on “Whatever”.

I’ve said many times that R&B isn’t really my bag but that when it comes down to it, En Vogue would be my group of choice for that genre. “Whatever” wouldn’t be my go to song from them but it’s still a strong track with a “My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It)” vibe. The hits would dry up eventually as the new millennium arrived but En Vogue are still an ongoing entity, currently back up to the full complement of four members though Dawn Robinson, despite rejoining a couple of times over the years, is not back in the fold.

Next to a song that was previously on the show as an exclusive three weeks prior but was now back on the show having finally been released and having entered the charts at No 11. Yet again though, the artist in question – Skunk Anansie – are not in the studio with Jo Whiley as we just get a rerun of that initial appearance. It’s worth another look though as “Brazen (Weep)” is a great rock track that has contains enough idiosyncrasies of the band’s sound to make my description of it as merely ‘rock’ look inadequate. It would become Skunk Anansie’s highest peaking chart hit when it debuted at No 11.

Whiley name checks the band individually at the end of the clip including, of course, vocalist Skin (real name Deborah Dyer). Despite being an unusual nickname (given to her on account of her skinny frame), it’s not unique as there is another singer from a band called Skin though the reason why he’s called that is rather obvious. Does the name Grahame Skinner ring any bells? No? Maybe watch this then…

Chris Cowey is trying his best to pull the wool over our eyes about what is actually going on here. In the next link, he has our host positioned in the middle of a studio audience who have been instructed to face one way as if towards an off camera stage awaiting the next artist whilst Whiley looks directly into an overhead camera to introduce said artist. Guess what though? The next act aren’t in the studio and it’s just another recycled clip from a previous performance. What a swizz! Doubling down on the swizz is the fact that it’s Eternal and Bebe Winans with “I Wanna Be The Only One” again for the third consecutive week! The ex-chart topper was holding at No 2 to justify another appearance and *spoiler alert* it would get a fourth and final outing in the following week’s show! As such, I’m leaving it there for this one.

Now, whilst I know there was a second Jon Bon Jovi solo album following his soundtrack to the film Young Guns II, I could not have told you when it was released nor what it sounded like. The answer to both my queries is supplied on this TOTP as Millie Bobby Brown’s father-in-law (as I believe he’s known these days) is here with the lead single from said sophomore album. “Midnight In Chelsea” was co-written by Dave Stewart of Eurythmics who accompanies Jon on stage here and was taken from “Destination Anywhere” both of which were sizeable hits in the UK peaking at Nos 4 and 2 in our charts respectively. Conversely, although he was busy writing big hits for other artists like Shakespears Sister, Texas and Jon Bon Jovi post Eurythmics, Stewart’s own projects like The Spiritual Cowboys and his solo album “Greetings From The Gutter” failed to light up the charts.

Having read up on “Midnight In Chelsea” before re-listening to it, I’m a little bit underwhelmed as I was expecting something quite different to the sound he and his band made their name on (literally). Some critics described it as being funk/rock and having shuffling, hip-hop drum loops in it. However, it doesn’t sound like he’d strayed too far from the tree sonically to me. I think I can hear said drum loops but in the end I don’t think he would have been converting any fans of Roni Size or someone of that ilk with it. That’s not to say it wasn’t without merit. It’s got a nice ‘sha-la-la-la’ hook ( maybe Jon or Dave had been listening to Monaco’s “What Do You Want From Me” when writing it) but of more interest to me is the lyric “Ah, maybe it was just a dream, Manchester nil, Chelsea three, football fans and players scream”. What?! I’ve checked and can’t find those lines in the official lyrics anywhere online so was Jon ad-libbing about my beloved Chelsea? We had just won the FA Cup the month before but we didn’t beat either City or United in the final and this was the a close season so no other games would have been played at this time. I wonder what prompted him to sing those lines?

I find that infinitely more intriguing than wondering why Jo Whiley was banging on about Jon having waxed his chest in her intro. Was that a story in the news back then? ‘Hairy rock star waxes chest’? Maybe men waxing and shaving every bit of body hair wasn’t so ubiquitous as it seems to be today when you can now buy specific shavers for very specific body areas if you know what I mean. Body hair sculpting I believe it’s called. Erm…anyway, I reckon that was another performance that could have been recorded separately as it’s yet more cutaway and cutback shots to and from the presenter. Maybe the artists were all there and it was Jo who was absent and recorded her segues in isolation? But then there’s the Wet Wet Wet interaction…oh I don’t know!

Now this is a funk rock act! The first and only video of the show now (which allows for a rolling chart rundown of the Nos 20 – 11) comes from Red Hot Chili Peppers and their version of “Love Rollercoaster” by Ohio Players. A US No 1 in 1976, it was covered by The Peppers to be included on the soundtrack to the film Beavis And Butt–Head Do America. You may recall that this animated pair had a hit with Cher a couple of years previous to this when “I Got You Babe” was released from their comedy album “The Beavis And Butt-Head Experience”. I’ve never seen their film and, if I’m honest, could only take their TV series in very small doses viewing it as vastly inferior to the likes of The Simpsons or Family Guy.

The video depicts the band as cartoon characters on, yep, a rollercoaster alongside clips from the film. I don’t find that or the track very engaging I have to say though it would end up being their second biggest UK hit after “By The Way” and “Dani California”.

Cowey’s ‘Operation Hoodwink’ is still going on and, indeed, is upping its game as the false shot gets even tighter as he tries to create the impression that Hanson are really in the studio when in fact it’s just another previous performance recycled. By my reckoning, Jo Whiley was only in the same studio at the same time with one band. Was this a scheduling issue or a budget cut or what? Anyway, this week’s (and last week’s) chart topper…

One of my abiding memories of this song was that our then six year old goddaughter loved “MMMBop” and so we bought it for her along with a Barbie Walkman for her to play it on that she’s been wanting for ages. Plugged in with the brothers Hanson in her ears, she would wander round her house shouting “PARDON?” every time anyone tried to talk to her. Although six was possibly the average age of people who bought the record and I couldn’t stand it aged 29 back then, in retrospect, it is a marvellously constructed pop song in that traditional way that say “The One And Only” by Chesney Hawkes is. Don’t tell anyone I said that though. Oh.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Rosie Gaines	Closer Than Close	No
2	Wet Wet Wet	Strange	Nah
3	En Vogue	Whatever	Nope
4	Skunk Anansie	Brazen (Weep)	No but it’s good
5	Eternal and Bebe Winan	I Wanna Be The Only One	Yes for my wife
6	Jon Bon Jovi	Midnight In Chelsea	I did not
7	Red Hot Chili Peppers	Love Rollercoaster	Negative
8	Hanson	MMMBop	Yes for my goddaughter

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0028nyg/top-of-the-pops-13061997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 06 JUN 1997

Posted on March 9 by 80stastic

So here we go with the Chris Cowey era. Yes, the new executive producer is finally in post after a few weeks of the position being covered by some temporary names and he’s rung some changes already as we are introduced to new presenter Jayne Middlemiss. Jayne would be one of the names in the roster of regular hosts alongside the likes of Zoe Ball and Jamie Theakston. These three were recruited from BBC mini-music show The O–Zone but were promoted to the corporation’s flagship pop programme by Cowey as he got rid of the ‘golden mic’ slot. On reflection, was this anything different to the infamous ‘year zero’ revamp when a load of bright, young things were brought in to replace the ousted and ageing Radio 1 DJs? We didn’t know who any of those guys were and that break in familiarity was one of the criticisms thrown at the new regime but did we really know any of this lot much better at the time? It’s hard to recall I guess but I’m not sure I was that aware of Jayne Middlemiss before this point but she was certainly engaging with her winning North East accent – let’s see how she did…

We don’t get to see her immediately as Cowey is sticking with the start to the show which launches straight into the first song with no presenter intro. I can live with that but what I’m not sure about is this weirdness of opening the show with last week’s No 1 which is no longer No 1! Not only does it go against TOTP history of not featuring hits going down the charts but it also means we closed last week’s show and opened this week’s with the same song! In this case it’s “I Wanna Be The Only One” by Eternal and Bebe Winans. Maybe it’s me who’s got it all wrong though. Clearly this single was still selling in huge quantities as it was at No 2 in the charts so why not show a hit that was still popular with the masses? Was that not giving the people what they wanted more than featuring a new hit that’s entered the charts much lower down? Adding weight to the argument is this whole phenomenon of first week discounting of singles which was manipulating the charts at this time. We’d already seem eight songs spend just one week at the top this year and Eternal were now the ninth. Under the old appearance rules, we’d have only seen “I Wanna Be The Only One” once on the show. Was that fair on the sixteenth best selling single of the year? I don’t know – I’m just playing Devil’s Advocate I guess.

OK, so Jayne’s on our screens finally and she seems (understandably) nervous. She doesn’t fluff any lines but there’s a lot of clearly pre-rehearsed posturing and thrusting of her microphone purposefully. Amid all of that, she introduces Gina G who is in the studio to promote her fourth hit “Ti Amo”. Laudably, she’s tried to deviate from her winning Eurodance formula of her first three hits but her plan for doing so seems to have been to plagiarise Madonna’s “La Isla Bonita” from ten years earlier. It’s all flamenco guitars, castanets and Latin rhythms. The music press pointed out the obvious Madge influence but were generally favourable in their assessment. Maybe it wasn’t Madonna who had been the source of inspiration though – hadn’t Eurodance outfit No Mercy brought flamenco guitars back into the charts this year? Whatever the truth, on reflection, “Ti Amo” does seem to provide the missing link between “La Isla Bonita” and Geri Halliwell’s 1999 No 1 “Mi Chico Latino”.

Here’s another song that was only on last week though to be fair, it was an ‘exclusive’ then and is a chart new entry this so it can just about be explained. Jayne Middlemiss is struggling to control her nerves in the intro to it. Again, she’s word perfect but is speaking so quickly it’s almost garbled. Said song is “Waltz Away Dreaming” by Toby Bourke and George Michael and unlike last week, George isn’t in the studio in person to introduce it. Well, twice in two weeks after a gap of eleven years would have been pushing it. Irishman Toby Bourke would never trouble the chart compilers again with this being his only UK hit. Indeed, he didn’t even have a hit in his own country as “Waltz Away Dreaming” wasn’t released there which seems a bit odd.

And another! That’s three of the first four songs on tonight that were only on the show seven days ago! We might as well have been watching MTV with its heavy rotation playlists! Jayne Middlemiss even seems to be proudly advertising this as she informs us that it’s two weeks running on the show for Rosie Gaines and “Closer Than Close”. This successive appearances policy is really testing my creative writing to its limits – what am I supposed to say about this one that I haven’t already said. It’s not as if I can simply effuse all over it – I didn’t like it at all. I know, check her Wikipedia entry; there must be some kernel of inspiration in that.

*scans Rosie Gaines Wikipedia details*

Erm…well, her first band back in the 80s were called The Oasis. You can see why they weren’t successful – if only they’d dropped that ‘The’!

Now what’s going on? What’s Ronan Keating doing on the show? Well, he seems to be plugging the next Boyzone single (from the Mr Bean movie) which wouldn’t be released for another six weeks! Apart from that he mentions that the band are playing Wembley that night and saying “Please God” a lot. It’s all a bit unnecessary and neither Ronan nor Jayne come out of it very well.

Back to the music and the good news is that we’ve alighted on a new song finally. The bad news is that it’s from Gary Barlow in solo artist mode. He’s been shoehorned into the running order to celebrate his album “Open Road” going to No 1 in the charts and so we get the title track even though it wouldn’t be released as a single for another five months! Makes Boyzone seem quite tardy in their promotional activities doesn’t he? Anyway, his song is a mid-tempo story of…self discovery?…Gary keeps banging on about talking to a man who it turns out is him so maybe getting in touch with your inner feelings? I don’t really know nor care much. Supposedly, there a sample of Mr. Mister’s “Kyrie” in there somewhere but I can’t hear it. However, it does kind of remind me of Marc Cohn’s “Walking In Memphis”. I guess “Open Road” was an improvement on the insipid “Love Won’t Wait” but not by much. If this was the best Barlow could do then his solo career was in trouble and that’s exactly how events would play out with his second album “Twelve Months, Eleven Days” a commercial disaster and he was swept away by a deluge of Robbie Williams hits.

There seem to be more people than necessary up there on stage with him all of whom he seems intent on cosying up to. Maybe, like Ronan Keating expressed earlier, they thought that “TOTP is such a cool show”, they’d come down. On mass.

And so we arrive at the point where Radiohead set the tone not just for their own personal direction as a band but also for the future of UK rock music. Too much? Maybe but it’s no exaggeration to say that their third album “OK Computer” routinely ranks highly in the ‘Greatest Albums of All Time’ polls and has retrospectively been seen as the emerging sound as Britpop dwindled into mere vestiges of a once dominant movement. I don’t want to go into too much detail about this – there’s plenty been written about it by those more erudite than me. However, my own personal view is that whilst I owned and enjoyed “OK Computer” to an extent, I actually preferred “The Bends”. That seems to go against received wisdom and all those poll placings but, as ever, music taste is subjective and you like what you like.

The lead single from the album was “Paranoid Android” and if you created a Word Cloud from the reviews of it in the music press, I’m guessing the big word in the middle would be ‘EPIC’. Clocking in at 6:23, it dwarfed nearly everything else that they’d recorded up to that point. Jayne Middlemiss even describes the clip that we see as an ‘extract’ from a performance on Later…with Jools Holland. Composed in four distinct sections, it inevitably drew comparisons with “Bohemian Rhapsody” though a more pertinent analogy might be “Happiness Is A Warm Gun” by The Beatles. It really is a sprawling, mammoth track that took me a few listens to get into but I did get to the place called ‘Appreciation’ eventually. Not everyone did – some felt it and its parent album self indulgent including Henry Yates of the NME who said of “OK Computer” that it was the moment Radiohead stopped being ‘good’ and started being ‘important’.

Its title obviously referenced the character Marvin the Paranoid Android from The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams. I’d watched the 1981 BBC TV series and enjoyed it but what I hadn’t realised as that two singles had been released by the character voiced by actor Stephen Moore including the one in the clip below. Take note Henry Yates, at least Radiohead didn’t release this…

We’re nearly at the No 1 song but first, after the Top 10 rundown, Jayne gathers all the artists who have been in the studio tonight (including Ronan Keating who didn’t even perform) around her to ask if they’ve had a good time. I’m not sure why or what it brought to the show but at a guess was it Chris Cowey trying to promote the idea that TOTP was still the music programme that all the stars loved and wanted to be on?

So, it’s a new chart topper and it arrives fully formed from Hanson – yes, it’s time for “MMMBop”. This was another of those hits like “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt that there had been so much buzz about that there was zero chance it wouldn’t just go straight to No 1 first week in. It would make international stars of the three Hanson brothers Isaac, Taylor and Zac who were only 16, 14 and 11 years old respectively at the time. As such, comparisons with The Osmonds and The Jackson 5 abounded, egged on by the incredibly catchy, bubble gum-pop sound of their song. However, it was a rumoured connection to a contemporary artist that was doing the rounds at the time that, although completely without any substance, seemed to be accepted without question – Hanson were related to Beck. Erm, no they weren’t/aren’t and yet even the fact that the spelling of their surnames was different (Beck Hansen with an ‘e’) didn’t dispel the myth. There was, however, a tie between the two but it wasn’t a family one. Hanson were signed to Mercury Records on the strength of an early demo which included a different, much slower version of “MMMBop” but the potential of the song prompted the label’s head of A&R to call on the production duo The Dust Brothers to sprinkle some magic over it. They had previously helped produce “Paul’s Boutique” by the Beastie Boys but it was their collaboration with another artist that would cause work on “MMMBop” to be delayed. The album was “Odelay” by, of course, Beck. And that’s the only connection between Hanson and Beck Hansen that I’m aware of. Eventually, The Dust Brothers would get back to “MMMBop” and when finished, it was unleashed on the world to devastating effect – No 1 in the US and the UK and just about everywhere in Europe besides. The three brothers will be our chart topper for another two weeks so I’ll leave their story there for now.

So, what did we make of the new era of TOTP? There were a few changes – the incongruous interview with a random pop star who wasn’t even performing on the show, the little get together of all the stars that appeared just before the end, a new presenter (hopefully she’ll get over her nerves and be better in future shows) and when did the rolling, on screen chart rundown start at No 20 and not No 40? Overarching all of this was the fact there were only seven hits on the show which surely must be the least for a while. The jury’s out for now…

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Eternal featuring Bebe Winans	I Wanna Be The Only One	Yes for my wife
2	Gina G	Ti Amo	Nah
3	George Michael and Toby Bourke	Waltz Away Dreaming	Nope
4	Rosie Gaines	Closer Than Close	Definitely not
5	Gary Barlow	Open Road	No
6	Radiohead	Paranoid Android	No but I had the album
7	Hanson	MMMbop	Yes but for my goddaughter who was six at the time

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0028dz1/top-of-the-pops-06061997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 30 MAY 1997

Posted on March 7 by 80stastic

We have arrived at a metaphorical line in the sand episode with these TOTP repeats as we say goodbye to the ‘golden mic’ slot whereby hosting duties were undertaken not by Radio 1 DJs but by pop stars and celebrities from the worlds of comedy, sport and showbiz. Introduced by new executive producer Ric Blaxill in March 1994, the very first incumbents were Take That’s Robbie Williams and Mark Owen heralding in a huge list of non-traditional presenters from Suggs to Skunk Anansie’s Skin and from Dennis Pennis to Gina G. Some choices really worked like the cast of The Fast Show, some really didn’t – Keith Allen as alter ego ‘Keithski’ was just plain annoying. Whether you liked it or not, at least it was an attempt to shake the format up after the ultimate failure of the ‘Year Zero’ revamp. The final ‘golden mic’ hosts are the Spice Girls which, given their profile at this time, was definitely a case of going out at the top. I have to say that, on balance, I was a fan of this particular invention and I’m not convinced that the regular roster of hosts, introduced by incoming executive producer Chris Cowey, that followed (including Jamie Theakston, Zoe Ball and Kate Thornton) will be any sort of improvement but maybe I’ll be proved wrong.

Anyway, we start with Wet Wet Wet and the time of their first incarnation was nearly at an end. It had been a good run – their debut single and hit “Wishing I Was Lucky” had been released just over ten years prior to this point and their subsequent run of 23 Top 40 singles included three No 1s. Even when their career was supposedly in the doldrums – that period between the second and third albums with the 90s in its infancy – they still only had one single that could be considered a flop (“Put The Light On” stalled at No 56 in 1991). Even then, their next release was “Goodnight Girl” which topped the charts. Having said all that, the signs were there that their conveyor belt of success was starting to slow down – three of their last four singles (including this one “Strange”) failed to go Top 10. For me, their sound had become just too safe by this point. “Strange” was perfect daytime radio fodder with its easy on the ear sound and prominent brass parts but ‘fodder’ was the significant word in that description; it was ‘filler’ not ‘killer’.

As well as sonic stagnation, the band was facing internal struggles. After the tour to support the “10” album, drummer Tommy Cunningham left over a dispute about songwriting royalties feeling he was frozen out of what had always been a four way split. Meanwhile, Marti Pellow was in the middle of fighting his alcohol and drug addictions and would also leave the band in 1999. I wonder if his peroxide blonde haircut seen in this performance was a cry for help similar to the style Robbie Williams sported at Glastonbury after leaving Take That where he was clearly under the influence of something stronger than a few light ales. As for the Wets, there was one final hit in the 90s – a cover of “Yesterday” for some reason – and that would be it for seven years until they reunited for a Greatest Hits album. They are currently touring but with bassist Graeme Clark the only* original member in the line up.

*Guitarist Graeme Duffin is also still with the band having been a touring member since the early days. He was previously reluctant to do any promotional work with the other four members partly on account of his suffering from a stammer.

Next a band who were following a similar career trajectory to our opening act but that’s about all they had in common – I’m clearly not saying Faith No More were anything like Wet Wet Wet! However, both bands were approaching hiatuses that would last for years, both were experiencing line up changes (guitarist Dean Menta had recently been fired and replaced by Jon Hudson) and both had recently released albums which seemed to demonstrate a downturn in creativity. In the case of the San Francisco rockers, their optimistically titled “Album Of The Year” proved to be anything but with reviews in the press ranging from lukewarm at best to downright caustic (if funny). Look at this:

“ ‘Album Of The Year’ leaves one feeling like waking up and finding last night’s used condom – sure, the ride was fun while it lasted but what remains is just plain icky. And you definitely don’t want it in your CD player.”

Stomberg, Jeremy. “Faith No More: Album of the Year: Pitchfork Review”. Pitchfork.

Heh and indeed eeeyeww! Anyway, the one track that did get a bit of love from the critics was lead single “Ashes To Ashes”. Absolutely nothing to do with the Bowie classic, it was a described as a “moody rocker” though I think I’d probably go with ‘doom-laden’ rather than ‘moody’. Apparently, the rumour from Ground Control was that this was more like the classic Faith No More sound but as I could only name you three of their tracks (and one of them isn’t actually theirs), I don’t feel qualified to make any sort of judgement.

As Mrs Merton would say, “It’s Hooky and the boys!”. Yes, I’d forgotten this but Monaco, Peter Hook’s side project band away from New Order, had a second hit besides the excellent “What Do You Want From Me” called “Sweet Lips” which made a respectable No 18 in the charts. However, it wasn’t Hooky and the boys in this performance but Pottsy and the boys with Hooky nowhere to be seen. Nobody seems to know why he wasn’t there but I liked the response on X from @DonOftheDead80 who said “He was playing Hooky”. Heh. Anyway, to counter his absence, we get Hooky’s parts in the song covered by the promo video which is intercut with my old Our Price colleague Pottsy doing his thing in the studio. It’s a clunky device but I guess it just about works. As for the song, it’s got much more of a dance vibe to it than its predecessor so did it counter the criticism that the band were just a pop version of New Order? Maybe but for me, it’s nowhere near as strong a single as their debut though it pisses over most of its Top 40 peers which was just as well as it was also the band’s final Top 40 hit. A third single from their debut album “Music For Pleasure” was released but it peaked at No 55. A second album just called “Monaco” was rejected by Polydor though it was eventually released on Papillon Records but lead single “I’ve Got A Feeling” was withdrawn due to sample clearance issues and a second track “See-Saw” only received a limited 12” single release. Relations between Pottsy and Hooky deteriorated to the point of the band splitting but the duo are together again performing as Peter Hook & The Light.

Right, who’s this? Oh, it’s that Rosie Gaines. Who? Yeah, I’d forgotten about her as well but she was a member of Prince’s New Power Generation and duetted with the diminutive one on “Diamonds And Pearls”. Her solo hit “Closer Than Close” is widely regarded by those who know as a club classic and an absolute banger in the cannon of house music. It goes without saying that I’m not one of those in the know. The title track of her album that was released in 1995 became a No 4 hit two years later when it was remixed after bootlegs circulating in the club scene had created an underground buzz. An official release on Big Bang Records saw it crossover into the mainstream. Wikipedia tells me that it got categorised as part of the ‘speed garage’ scene to which my response was “the what?”. Wikipedia, of course, can answer my question and tells me that the genre was characterised by a four-to-the-floor rhythm, breakbeats, warped bass lines and time-stretched vocals. Yeah, I’m still clueless. All I know is that “Closer Than Close” does next to nothing for me and I particularly did not enjoy it when Rosie does some scatting at the end.

It’s “Time To Say Goodbye” – no, not literally – it isn’t a very short, truncated episode of the show but Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman with their No 2 hit. With the crossover appeal it had (non-traditional record shop visitors were buying it), a prolonged stay on the chart was inevitable and it duly spent five weeks inside the Top 10 and eleven on the Top 40 aided by some heavy airplay on Radio 2.

The cover of the single includes the tagline ‘A Tribute To Henry Maske’ which I didn’t notice at the time I would have been selling it in the Our Price store in Stockport so who was/is Henry Maske? Well, he was a five times German boxing champion and one of the country’s most popular sporting figures. Fair enough but what did he have to do with “Time To Say Goodbye”? Good question. The track was performed by Andrea and Sarah at the start of Maske’s last professional fight in 1996 (Brightman had already performed another song at one of Maske’s earlier fights) and it was also played at the end to mark Maske’s exit. The track didn’t bring him any luck as he lost that final bout – the only loss of his professional career. I guess it would have at least been a poignant soundtrack for the boxer much as it was when played at the end of my hometown football club Worcester City’s final match at their St George’s Lane ground that I mentioned in my last post. Of course, there is another goodbye song that can still bring tears to the eyes if the comments on YouTube about this clip are anything to go by. Seriously, check them out…

Now, here’s a thing. This is yer actual George Michael actually in the TOTP studio for the first time since 1986 when he performed “Where Did Your Heart Go?” as part of Wham! Bizarrely though, he isn’t performing but rather has a little stilted chat with Geri Halliwell before introducing the video for “Waltz Away Dreaming”, a track written by himself and one Toby Bourke and performed by the pair as a duet. This must be one of the least remembered George Michael hits not least because it didn’t feature on any of his albums (it eventually made it onto his “Ladies & Gentlemen” Best Of but inexplicably just the cassette version). I can barely recall it and I worked in a record shop and I still couldn’t have told you how it went. As for Toby Bourke, he was/is an Irish songwriter and the first artist signed to the independent record label Aegean that George founded after his split from Sony. Their track was dedicated to George’s Mum who had died in the February of 1997. Right, that’s all the facts out of the way – I’d better listen to the thing now…

…hmm…well, the video is giving me Narnia vibes which I don’t think suits the tone of the song which is meant to be a beautiful ballad but I found it meandering and rather soporific. It just doesn’t go anywhere rather like George’s record label which folded soon after and whose roster of artists included Trigger, Primitiva and Bassey Walker. Anyone? No, me neither. However, it was the first European record label to adopt the Liquid Audio secure electronic music delivery system which allowed music streaming and music downloads. Have that Spotify!

Although extensively used in classical music, there aren’t many pop songs that feature the word ‘waltz’ in its title. “Tom Traubert’s Blues (Waltzing Matilda)”? Does that count? Oh, hang on. Hers another by that rascal Malcolm McLaren…

After nearly four years and five Top 5 placings, Eternal are finally No 1 in the singles chart with “I Wanna Be The Only One”. It was a prophetic song title as it was the group’s only chart topper and it was only in pole position for a solitary week. Still, a No 1 record is a No 1 record and not every artist can claim to have had one. This gospel-inflected, joyous pop/soul track was always more likely to do the trick for the girls than one of their more melancholy efforts like previous single “Don’t You Love Me” or their mid-tempo dance tracks like “Save Our Love” as it was another one of those songs that would cut a swathe through people’s perceptions and reach the mainstream. It was and remains a fun track. Aided on vocals by BeBe Winans (of the extended musical Winans family) it was perfect for Summer playlists and was in step with the upbeat, good feeling that the General Election result had ushered in.

I’m pretty sure that I witnessed the announcement that Eternal were No 1 in person as it was made in Albert Square, Manchester where a mini Radio 1 Roadshow was taking place. It was on a Sunday and I think that as the chart countdown got to the No 1 position, Eternal were introduced on stage to perform their hit. Yes, I’m sure that happened and I haven’t made it up. Sadly, I’d given up on my diary a few weeks before so there isn’t any confirmation of events written down. This commercial peak for Eternal was over pretty quickly. Parent album “Before The Rain” had only been out for six months before a Greatest Hits package was released for the Christmas sales rush which seemed a bit odd. Maybe it was a contractual obligation thing. Said album was a hit but within two years, their last eponymously titled album made just as a duo by the Bennett sisters was a flop. The group split soon with the inevitable reunion rumours resurfacing most recently in 2023 with the four members from the original line up but Louise Redknapp and Kéllé Bryan pulled out over the Bennetts’ refusal to appear at LGBTQ Pride events.

The play out video is “I Have Peace” by Strike. Unsurprisingly, I don’t recall this one at all – my only memory of this lot is their 1995 No 4 hit “U Sure Do” though apparently they did have three minor hits after that and before this one. Wikipedia tells me that “I Have Peace” contains a sample of Level 42’s “Leaving Me Now”. Really? Let me have a listen…

…oh yeah – there’s it is. That tinkling piano part. It’s not an obvious steal for a dance track but it just about works. Despite it being their last UK chart hit, they would continue for another ten years supporting the likes of the Backstreet Boys, Jocelyn Brown and in a nice, full circle ending to the show, the Spice Girls.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Wet Wet Wet	Strange	Nah
2	Faith No More	Ashes To Ashes	I did not
3	Monaco	Sweet Lips	I bough their first single but not this one
4	Rosie Gaines	Closer Than Close	No
5	Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman	Time To Say Goodbye	Nope
6	George Michael and Toby Bourke	Waltz Away Dreaming	Negative
7	Eternal featuring BeBe Winans	I Wanna Be The Only One	I did but for my wife who liked it
8	Strike	I Have Peace	And no

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0028dyz/top-of-the-pops-30051997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 23 MAY 1997

Posted on March 3 by 80stastic

It’s the 23rd May 1997 and Channel 4 game show Countdown is celebrating its 2000th edition. Wow! 2000 shows and it only took 14 and a half years! By comparison, this episode of TOTP broadcast on the same day was its 1,773rd show and had been going for over 33 years by this point. To be fair though, Countdown was/is on daily whereas TOTP was only broadcast once a week. Where it does beat the first ever show broadcast on Channel 4 is in its number of presenters – the latter has only ever had seven main presenters (not counting guest presenters nor Carol Vorderman, Rachel Riley or Susie Dent) whilst TOTP had…oh I don’t know and I’m not counting but it must have been more than seven (even excluding the ‘golden mike’ hosts).

And talking of presenters, tonight’s are Mark and Lard again for the second of just two times that they hosted together. Given the chemistry of their double act, you might have expected that they would have done many more than that – they were the breakfast show hosts at this time so their profile was high. On the other hand, they were taken off that slot within five months of this broadcast so maybe their star was in decline? Or maybe they just didn’t like doing it and looking at some of the artists on the show, who could blame them? I mean, introducing opening act No Mercy can’t have been much of a thrill for them. After terrorising us with their first hit “Where Do You Go” which had exactly double the amount of weeks inside the Top 40 as Countdown has had presenters, they had not only the appetite to do it all again but also the audacity to do so with a song that was nearly identical to their first. “Please Don’t Go” was a carbon copy – they must have thought we were as stupid as mud to fall for the same trick again….and so we were having our faces dirtied and our trousers pulled down by buying enough copies to send it to No 4. Thankfully, in Countdown parlance, it was a case of ‘two big ones and one small one’ when it came to hits for the trio as they would only have one more chart entry which peaked at No 16.

After securing a huge hit with previous single “Nancy Boy”, Placebo consolidated on that success by re-releasing their debut single “Bruise Pristine”. I say ‘re-releasing’ but in truth it was a radical re-recording of the track that originally came out on the Fierce Panda label. Singer Brian Molko admits he sounds like Mickey Mouse on the original version and that tonight’s co-host Mark Radcliffe put it on at the wrong speed of 33rpm on its very first radio play because he couldn’t believe that it was meant to sound so fast. The single edit released by Virgin still raced along and to me it made it less accessible than “Nancy Boy”. It also made me wonder if Molko had been listening to this track by The Jam when writing it…

RIP Rick Buckler

Although Placebo would return with higher charting singles the following year, I’m not sure I could tell you how any of them sound – maybe I’ll recognise them if they appear in future TOTP repeats. As for “Bruise Pristine”, I did remember that one if only for its unusual title. You don’t get many songs with the word ‘pristine’ in them – even Countdown’s Dictionary Corner would be impressed by that!

Skunk Anansie were amazingly consistent during the mid to late 90s, not only in terms of their prolific release schedule of singles, nor just in the constancy of their chart positions (seven Top 20 hits between 1995 and 1999) but mostly in the quality of their output. I’ve said it many times during the course of this blog that before rewatching these TOTP episodes, I could only really remember “Weak” from the band’s catalogue of work but with each appearance I’ve liked them more and more. “Brazen (Weep)” keeps my admiration going and my interest piqued. Another epic sounding rock track that soars and swoops with Skin’s immaculate vocals always on point, it would prove to be the highest charting single of Skunk Anansie’s career when it debuted at No 11. Interestingly, it was their third single in a row which featured brackets in its title after “Twisted (Everyday Hurts)” and “Hedonism (Just Because You Feel Good)” before it. I don’t think you get anything for the use of brackets in Countdown but if I was hosting a pop quiz (and I did do a couple of times when I lived in York), it would be a case of ‘no brackets, no points’.

The new TOTP appearance policy is entering the realms of madness with Katrina And The Waves being on the show for the fourth week in a row and none of the performances being just a previous week’s repeated – four times they been in the studio in person! Even allowing for their Eurovision win and the subsequent rise up the charts of “Love Shine A Light”, this was surely overkill. Even Katrina herself looks bored with the whole thing as she lurks in camera view over Mark and Lard’s shoulders waiting for them to finish their intro. There’s not a flicker of expression on her face even when the hosting duo are being irreverent about her in her presence. I’ve seen more excitement over the Countdown conundrum!

The Rembrandts are back in the charts with “I’ll Be There For You” nearly two years after it was a hit the first time around. Despite going all the way to No 3 back then, it would rise to No 5 this time around. Why was it back in the charts? Because the third season of the US sitcom Friends to which this was the theme tune was due to be broadcast on Channel 4 that Summer and it was time to cash-in again. I say again as the shops had already been flooded with various Friends related merchandise whilst the recently released first two seasons on VHS were flying off the shelves (they’ll all be in landfill now). Anyway, I can’t be bothered to review it all over again so here’s what I said about it as part of the 1995 TOTP repeats:

TOTP 31 AUG 1995

With the show’s only video out of the way (that must have been a directorial decision to go for more in person performances), we’re back in the studio with Damage and their version of Eric Clapton’s “Wonderful Tonight”. For such a well known song, there don’t appear to have been that many covers of the track down the years. Wikipedia lists two by country and western singers David Kersh and Butch Baker whilst I found a version by country legend Kenny Rogers on Spotify. This suggests to me two things – that the song was structured in such a way that naturally lent itself to the country genre and that Damage’s choice to record it as an R&B group was, if not unusual, then certainly not obvious. This could be the last time we see them on TOTP in these 90s repeats as they only had one more minor hit before the end of the decade though they would return in the new millennium with four hit singles and a second album before splitting. They reformed in 2013 and have performed sporadic gigs since but no new material has been forthcoming.

Olive are No 1 for a second week with “You’re Not Alone”. Which dance genre does it belong to? I don’t know do I but if I had to guess I would say it has a trip-hop backing but with a melody that sounds a bit like Everything But The Girl’s output at this time. That’s the best I can do as a pop kid though Wikipedia defines it as ‘breakbeat’ (whatever that is) and who am I to dispute that.

All I know for sure is that if I want to listen to a song called “You’re Not Alone” then this is the one I would choose every time…

Like Placebo earlier, Embrace’s first releases were on the Fierce Panda label

We end with one of those hits that fall into the “Nessun Dorma” category, a song performed by two classical voices with an orchestral backing that nevertheless would crossover massively into the pop charts. “Time To Say Goodbye” by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman was originally not a duet but performed and recorded solo by blind Italian tenor Bocelli as “Con te partirò” or “With You I Shall Depart” where it became one of the best selling singles of all time in France though curiously was received much less rapturously in Bocelli’s own country. A second, English titled version of the track saw Sarah Brightman come on board and it was a huge hit all over Europe including Germany where it became their biggest selling single ever. In the UK, it would rise to No 2 selling 200,000 copies. You could understand why once viewed through the “Nessun Dorma” filter with members of the public who wouldn’t normally have been near a record shop all year until Christmas being pulled in to buy that ‘lovely song by the blind singer and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s wife*’ (including my own Mum I shouldn’t wonder).

*They actually divorced in 1990

Brightman, of course, had her own chart history starting in 1978 with the gloriously over the top, Star Wars influenced hit “I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper” with Hot Gossip. Everything after that was more classical or stage musical based. 1985 saw her teamed with boy soprano Paul Miles-Kingston on “Pie Jesu” which went to No 3 and she followed that with three hits from her husband’s The Phantom Of The Opera show – two were duets with Steve Harley and Cliff Richard respectively and a split double A-side with Michael Crawford giving her three Top 10 hits.

My own personal memory of “Time To Say Goodbye” came in 2013 when my hometown football club Worcester City played their final ever game at their old St George’s Lane ground which had been their home for 108 years before it was sold to property developers. I’d stopped going to see the team around 1984 having been an ever present since 1977 but made the pilgrimage to the old ground for one last time. The music played after the final whistle and as we all filed out of the ground was, of course, “Time To Say Goodbye”. At the final tally, St George’s Lane had hosted 2545 matches in those 108 years. Though Countdown only took just under 15 years to get to a similar number, it couldn’t beat my hometown club for emotional pull – you can only get so attached to a game show about solving word and number puzzles.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	No Mercy	Please Don’t Go	As if
2	Placebo	Bruise Pristine	No
3	Skunk Anansie	Brazen (Weep)	Negative
4	Katrina And The Waves	Love Shine A Light	I did not
5	The Rembrandts	I’ll Be There For You	I did back in 1995 for my wife
6	Damage	Wonderful Tonight	Nope
7	Olive	You’re Not Alone	Nah
8	Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman	Time To Say Goodbye	And no

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0028620/top-of-the-pops-23051997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 16 MAY 1997

Posted on February 26 by 80stastic

It’s 16th May 1997 and I’m waking up in London after travelling back from my trip to China and stopping over with a friend having missed my last train home the night before. China was mind blowing and at times I struggled with the culture shock but it was also something I’ll never forget. I saw some amazing sights (including The Great Wall of China) and experienced a different way of life I never would have otherwise. I couldn’t get used to locals wanting to have their picture taken with me because I was a Westerner though like I was a tourist attraction! I’d gone to see my mate Rob who was living and studying there and travelled with his brother Chris who stayed on in Beijing after I’d left for the UK. Why didn’t I stay longer? I had an important date with my TV at 3pm on Saturday 17th as my beloved Chelsea were in the FA Cup final for only the second time in my living memory. It sounds kind of sad that I gave up more potential time on a trip of a lifetime for a football match but I couldn’t be sure I would have found anywhere in Beijing showing it and in any case, neither Rob nor Chris were big football fans. However, I did try and convert some Chinese friends of Rob’s in a bar by getting them to chant “Chelsea, Chelsea” (Chris went down the political route and got them to chant “Tony Blair, Tony Blair”). Anyway, I was back home in time to watch the match and it’s a good job I wasn’t scrabbling around trying to find somewhere in Beijing to watch it as we scored after 43 seconds and eventually triumphed 2-0 to win our first major trophy in 26 years. Hurray! My diary entry for that day just says ‘We Won!’ and then stops forever so they’ll be no more posts inspired by that time going forward. Enough of my personal life though. This is meant to be a music blog so hopefully you’re still with me as we dive into what was showing on TOTP way back when….

Dannii Minogue is our host following in the footsteps of sister Kylie (wasn’t it always thus) who presented the show a few weeks back. The first act on tonight is a throwback to The Monkees (or was it an S Club 7 prototype) as North & South make their TOTP debut. These four lads were put together by ‘Pop Svengali’© Tom Watkins who was responsible for East 17 and had managed Pet Shop Boys and Bros. However, this wasn’t just a plain old charge at the pop charts – no, this time it was a double pronged strategy with a TV show starring the boys as well. Named No Sweat, it had the group playing characters rather than themselves (though they reverted to their own names for the second series) who form a band at school and try to make it big. I can’t say I ever saw it but it doesn’t stop me making (potentially) lazy comparisons with The Monkees (that’s twice now). With the show a hit (initially at least), there needed to be some product to sell and so “I’m A Man Not A Boy” was released as their debut single. Now given what I said about who their mentor was, it’s hardly surprising that there’s a whiff of Bros about this one and not just because they had a similar sounding hit in “Drop The Boy”. I mean, at least it wasn’t yet another cover of a 70s ballad by the Bee Gees or The Osmonds which was the go to song choice for boy bands at the time. It chugs along with enough hooks and slots for the screams and sighs of the female teenage audience that they were so clearly put together to woo.

The single would go in at No 7 but that would be the height of their appeal despite the band touring. Three subsequent singles charted lower than the one before, the second series of No Sweat didn’t pull in the same amount of viewers as Series 1 and their album remained unreleased. Within two years, that other ‘Pop Svengali’© Simon Fuller would return to the idea and put together S Club 7 who similarly rose to fame via TV show Miami 7. Oh and by the way, “I’m A Man Not A Boy” was nothing to do with Chesney Hawkes’ other hit of the same name (yes he did have another one chart fact fans). See, listen for yourselves..,

Brownstone are up next in the studio. My knowledge of Brownstone, despite working in record shops for the whole of the 90s, was/is meagre at best…

They were (and still are apparently) an all female R&B group
Erm…that’s it

Consequently, I haven’t much to say about them or their song “5 Miles To Empty” (which obviously I don’t remember). I couldn’t have even told you how many members were in the group before watching this performance back. Oh yeah, members. Some American all female R&B groups in the 90s seemed to operate a revolving door policy when it came to group line ups. Wikipedia informs me that just like En Vogue, Brownstone had a few members come and go from the original starting line up. In total seven singers have worn the Brownstone shirt over the years and they’re only a trio! And I thought the Sugababes were the queens of members coming and going!

Dannii Minogue describes both the artist and her song as “beautiful” in her next intro and she spot on with both assessments. Sinéad O’Connor was beautiful – she had that timeless beauty like Audrey Hepburn, something that sometimes gets lost in all the controversy that surrounded her, not that she would have considered herself so nor that it was in the least bit important to her I would imagine. As for her song “This Is To Mother You”, it’s an exquisitely beautiful composition taken from a four track EP called “Gospel Oak” that would peak at No 28 in the UK charts. Nobody did affecting vocals like Sinéad and they are what makes this song so haunting, that and its simplicity. So strong is its message and emotional pull that it was remade in 2009 as a duet with Mary J.Blige as part of the Girls Are Not For Sale campaign to bring awareness to the issue of child sex trafficking.

And another studio appearance! Hang on…

*checks running order*

Yes, they’re all studio appearances in this episode (albeit the last artist is just a repeat from a previous show). There are no promo videos featured at all. I wonder what the thinking behind that was? Anyway, Damage are the next act appearing in person and after their last two hits both went Top 10, they reach their commercial peak with this single which is an unlikely cover of Eric Clapton’s “Wonderful Tonight”. I say unlikely as it’s not an obvious choice for an R&B group but they just about make it work, keeping their rendition fairly faithful but injecting it with some subtle soul inflections. Damage’s version would debut at No 3 which was loads higher than Clapton’s original mainly on account of the fact that it was never released as a single in the UK – well, not until a live version came out in 1991 and made No 30 anyway. Now, “Wonderful Tonight” was one of the songs that I learned to play at one of my early guitar classes, largely due to its chords actually being quite basic despite it being an Eric ‘God’ Clapton song. I got pretty good at picking that one.

P.S. After Pottsy with Monaco the other week, this TOTP featured another person that I knew (well, I’d met before at least) – the nearest violinist on the left hand side of the screen was the friend and colleague of one of my wife’s best friends who herself is a classical musician.

Here come Katrina And The Waves now with their third TOTP appearance – clearly the buzz about them winning Eurovision hadn’t dissipated yet. Alternatively, you could say that they were milking their rise from pop’s ashes for all that they were worth. In fairness to them, they had just moved up the charts from No 50 to No 13 so another trip to the TOTP studio could certainly be justified.

Now, is it just me or does “Love Shine A Light” have a faint whiff of “Let The River Run” about it. I’ve listened to both back to back and I still can’t decide if they are similar or I’m just overreaching massively because both choruses feature the word ‘let’ heavily. What do you think?

After mentioning Mary J. Blige earlier, here she is on her first ever appearance on TOTP in person – I love it when a post comes together. Hang on, you don’t suppose this could have been when Mary and Sinéad O’Connor met for the first time which led to a friendship resulting in that collaboration years later on “This Is To Mother You” do you? Or am I overreaching again?

Anyway, the ‘Queen of Hip-Hop Soul’ was in the studio to perform her latest single “Love Is All We Need” making her the third R&B artist on the show tonight following Brownstone and Damage earlier. My word, the running order is testing the limits of my limited knowledge of the genre this week! I do know that she has legendary status in that world and a string of awards to her name but I would struggle to name any of her songs. “What’s The 411?”? Was that one? Or was that the title of one of her albums? Look, I’m trying my best, OK? Listening to this one, it sounds a bit Mariah Carey-ish to me or maybe Janet Jackson-esque but then it was produced by the latter’s long time collaborators Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis so maybe that’s not surprising. It was taken from the album “Share My World” which marked the parting of the ways between Mary and her producer, manager and mentor Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Diddy which, with what we now know about him was surely a good move. This led to Mary working instead with the likes of the aforementioned Jam and Lewis, Babyface and…ah…R Kelly…oh dear. I think I’ll just retreat from this one without any further comment.

We have a new No 1 and it’s one of those records that seemed to come out of nowhere but, of course, it had its background story like every other hit. “You’re Not Alone” by Olive had originally been released in August of 1996 when it peaked just outside of the Top 40 at No 42 (they would make a habit of this – follow up “Miracle” peaked at No 41). Despite missing out on mainstream success, it was a hit in the clubs and was given a remix and rereleased and debuted at the very top of the charts staying there for two weeks. It reminds me of the Baby D hit “Let Me Be Your Fantasy” from late 1994, another dance track fronted by a female singer that came from out of left field and which similarly went to the pinnacle of the charts despite the act behind it having had no previous Top 40 hits. These were the crazy 90s where such chart feats were possible.

Olive were put together by someone from trip-hop entity Nightmares On Wax (which made sense) and a fella who used to be in Simply Red (which really didn’t). Vocalist Ruth-Ann Boyle had done some vocal samples for Vini Reilly’s The Durutti Column and once the Simply Red guy heard them and contacted Boyle, Olive were formed. “You Are Not Alone” with its skittering, trip-hop backing, melancholy feel and Boyle’s warm, smooth vocals proved irresistible to record buyers second time around and they would follow it with a No 14 hit in “Outlaw” and a Top 30 album in “Extra Virgin” (see what they did there?). However, that would be the extent of their chart career. A third single – a rerelease of “Miracle” – peaked again at No 41 making it surely one of the most unlucky releases ever. By the way, doesn’t Ruth-Ann Boyle look like Natalie Casey from BBC sitcom Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps?

Natalie, of course, has her own pop star claim to fame story…

Right, this nonsense has gone too far now! I’m talking about this new policy of featuring hits on the show that are going down the charts. Look at this – we end with last week’s No 1 which has fallen five places to No 6! WTF?! I’m not sure who was ultimately responsible for this daft decision, be it producer Mark Wells, executive producer Trevor Dann or show director John L. Spencer but it was baffling. It’s as if they were deliberately trying to run the programme down, making it less and less attractive to its audience and hence causing declining viewing figures. Say what you like about recently departed executive producer Ric Blaxill but he never pulled any shit like this. The lucky recipient of this undeserved exposure this time is Gary Barlow with his single “Love Won’t Wait” but he’ll get his comeuppance soon enough when the Robbie Williams factor kicks in.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	North & South	I’m A Man Not A Boy	Nope
2	Brownstone	5 Miles To Empty	Nah
3	Sinéad O’Connor	This Is To Mother You	I did not
4	Damage	Wonderful Tonight	No
5	Katrina And The Waves	Love Shine A Light	Negative
6	Mary J. Blige	Love Is All We Need	Didn’t happen
7	Olive	You’re Not Alone	Not for me
8	Gary Barlow	Love Won’t Wait	And no

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