TOTP 19 FEB 1999

After the deluge of boy bands in the early 90s and then the gender switch to all girl groups in the mid to later years, suddenly, right in the death throes of the decade, another movement emerged which infiltrated both sexes – boy bands and girl groups who could play their own instruments! We get to see two examples from the first category on this particular TOTP and in many ways it was a blueprint/warning (delete as appropriate) for what was to come in the new millennium with the likes of Busted and McFly but we’ll get to all that later.

Kate Thornton is our host tonight and we start with last week’s No 1 – “Maria” by Blondie. In the first eight charts of 1999, we had eight different No 1s. This was a time when record company first week discounting and the record buying public’s awareness of the practice met dead on causing huge sales for new releases in their first seven days in the shops. The impact of this was displayed in this weekly changing of the guard at the very top of the charts. In my view, it did undermine the integrity of the charts and it also made reordering of new singles in that first week of release very tricky for those of us working in record shops at the time. Punters were wise to the fact that the CD single was only £1.99 for the first seven days and would rise to £3.99 when it entered the chart the following week and so unnatural buying patterns were created. The trick was to never sell out during the discounted period but not have loads of stock left over when its price rose. It wasn’t always that easy to pull off.

Anyway, Blondie had secured a No 1 with “Maria” before falling to No 2 and this meant that they’d had chart toppers in the 70s, 80s, and 90s. Not a unique feat but impressive all the same. Debbie Harry was 53 at this point. Twenty-seven later and she is still performing live and recording with her band in 2026 aged 80! A new album called “High Noon” is scheduled for release later this year.

So to this new movement of boy bands (and girl groups) who played their own instruments…I say ‘new’ but perhaps the first example and OGs of the genre came two years before with the emergence of Hanson. The three brothers were only 11, 14 and 16 years old when they hit with the irresistibly catchy “MMMBop” and yet they actually played on the record (at least that’s what their publicity machine told us anyway). In the wake of that success, it seemed that every pop music record label was on the look out for the next Hanson and in Next Of Kin, Universal thought they’d found the UK version. This lot really were following the Hanson blueprint – three brothers who were aged 13 to 18 who played guitar, bass and drums who had a hit that was half pop song, half ear-worm. Hell, they even had the Hanson floppy hair down to a tee!

Their backstory was that they were spotted by the manager of the Musical Exchanges music shop in Birmingham who put them directly in touch with Universal who signed them immediately and whisked them off on the Smash Hits tour and then as support act for Boyzone. It can’t have been that easy can it? Their debut single was “24 Hours From You” and it was ridiculously similar to “MMMBop”. The vocals in it were almost exactly the same. Its peak of No 13 was a reasonable start to their pop career but when follow up “More Love” peaked 20 places lower, the game was up before it had even started.

An attempt at gatecrashing the pop world again was made in 2013 when they successfully auditioned for the tenth series of the X Factor but they were rejected at the Bootcamp stage. Wikipedia tells me that they are still together but have renamed themselves as Essex County (they’re from Braintree) and changed their sound to alternative country. We’ll see another instrument playing boy band later in the show but not to be outdone, the girls would show their hand later in 1999 with the likes of Hepburn and Thunderbugs seeing chart action.

“Time now for something a tad more dangerous” says Kate Thornton in her intro to the next act. Who could she mean and was she right? Well, I guess compared to Next Of Kin then Unkle featuring Ian Brown could at least be considered as unsafe; after all, Brown had not long been released from Strangeways prison for a two month stretch for that air rage incident.

As for Unkle, all my hip colleagues at Our Price would have been into them and DJ Shadow who was a member of the electronic outfit at one point and gets his own mention in Thornton’s intro here (although as far as I can tell he was not officially credited on the single) and, in fact, anything released on their Mo’Wax label. Guess what though (and this will come as no surprise!)? I don’t like “Be There” at all. Not one little bit. Slow and lumbering, Brown’s deadpan, monotone, low register vocals didn’t help to raise my interest levels either. Maybe if I’d been achingly hip like some of my colleagues I’d have loved it but the truth is I’ve never been even half way hip. The other truth is that I don’t actually remember it. What the Hell was I doing all day in the record shop? Certainly not listening to any music it seems. Surely, given I was living in Manchester at the time, I should have recall of a hit featuring one of the city’s more famous sons? Bah. I might as well have been selling tins of baked beans! Anyway, I’m going to own my pop sensibilities and stand up proudly for them by stating that if I want to listen to a song called “Be There”, then this is what I would choose…

It’s that second example of an instrument playing boy band now as we are introduced to Canadian group The Moffats. This lot were four brothers (why were all these bands siblings?) but making them stand out was the fact that three of them were triplets with two of them identical twins. Unlike Next Of Kin, I do remember this lot mainly because there were two school girls who used to come into the Our Price where I worked in Altrincham who were crazy about them. I remember once I was late for work due to my bus not turning up and as I was in charge that day with the keys to the shop, we opened up late. Not my fault, it happens. However, it happened to be on the Monday The Moffats were releasing a single and these two girls wanted to be the first to get their hands on it. I think they’d cut school to come and buy it and so were waiting outside, giving me down the banks for not opening up on time as per our advertised hours. It was at this point that I developed a string dislike for The Moffats!

Anyway, “Crazy” was their first and biggest of two UK Top 40 hits peaking at No 16 (those sales to those two schoolgirls must have really helped!) and it’s a slightly more robust sound than Next Of Kin (it would have been hard not to be in fairness) but it was hardly offering anything new nor original. Banal lyrics and a ‘woah woah’ chorus and generic title. In fact, they didn’t seem blessed with creativity when it came to song titles. They also released singles called “Miss You Like Crazy”, “Girl Of My Dreams” and “I’ll Be There For You” (at least two of which have been also been the titles of big hits for other artists. Then there’s their image. Just like Next Of Kin, the lead singer and drummer have both copied the Hanson, slacker dude, long hairstyle whilst the two identical twins have rather sensibly gone for a shorter crop. What was it about these guys that those two school girls just couldn’t resist?! Despite Kate Thornton’s claim that we would all be screaming for them soon, The Moffats didn’t amount too much and although they are still together, haven’t released an album in over 25 years. I have no info on whether they liked to eat curds and whey nor whether they were scared of spiders.

Staying with Canadian bands, here’s Barenaked Ladies and their hit “One Week”. Having been in existence for over a decade and having already released three major label studio albums by this point, I’m willing to bet that most of us didn’t actually know much about this lot and their brand of alternative pop or ‘geek rock’ as some of the press labeled their sound. I know I didn’t. Sure, being employed in a record shop I might have come across their name but when it came to actually listening to them…well, as I’ve already established, I clearly wasn’t doing a lot of listening to any music much whilst at work.

Suddenly though, this mad track full of skittering energy and sounding like it had too many words to fit into its structure was everywhere. How had this happened to a band which if not a cult, were definitely on the fringes of the mainstream? Well, the band had promoted “One Week” hard in America by playing a series of radio station concerts which had resulted in massive airplay and, perhaps against all odds, a US Billboard Hot 100 chart topper!* No doubt that achievement would have meant a full on marketing drive on its UK release and sure enough, it debuted at No 5 over here.

*Rather poetically it would spend just one week at the top.

So that’s how it became a massive hit but what about the ‘why?’. OK so, firstly it has a killer chorus that could have been jarring against the overly verbose verses but actually works perfectly as a way of resolving all that wordplay. Ah yes, those words. Why were they full of pop culture references and whatever did it all mean? According to the band’s Ed Robertson, he’d worked out the track’s chorus but hadn’t a clue what to do about the verses until fellow band member Steven Page told him to just “Freestyle it”. And so Robertson did which means, I guess, that it was all made up nonsense with no meaning at all? Sometimes things just work though and it all hung together in a madcap display of improvisation. You do have to acknowledge the blending of the lyrics. My favourite rhyming couplet is this I think:

“Like Harrison Ford I’m getting frantic
Like Sting I’m tantric”

Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Ed Robertson
One Week lyrics © Wb Music Corp., Treat Baker Music Inc.

However, there’s loads more to admire. For example, name checking Japanese filmmaker Akira Kurosawa, German orchestra leader and easy listening legend Bert Kaempfert and American teenage singer LeAnn Rimes in the same song takes a special kind of imagination. Sadly, the live vocals in this TOTP performance don’t quite do it justice.

The final reason for its success? Well, the UK charts have always been accommodating of a single that not a novelty but a bit out there. Off the top of my head there’s “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by Crash Test Dummies, “Camouflage” by Stan Ridgeway, “O Superman” by Laurie Anderson and later on in these 1999 repeats we’ll be hearing Baz Luhrmann’s “Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)”. “One Week” could find a place quite comfortably in such a list. Barenaked Ladies would manage one more minor UK chart entry but are still together recording new material with their last album being 2023’s “In Flight”.

An exclusive preview of a massive song next. Literally epic. Or just overly long depending on whether you like it or not I guess. Having emerged bruised from 1995’s Battle of Britpop, Blur regrouped and came back with a platinum selling No 1 album and two of their most iconic singles in “Beetlebum” and “Song 2”. In the meantime, it was their nemesis Oasis who had suffered the brickbats and barbed criticisms of their third album “Be Here Now” and promptly disappeared for the rest of the decade. The field, therefore, was clear for Blur to unleash their sixth studio album without the omnipresence of the Gallaghers and the comparisons that had tripped them up in the past. The lead single was “Tender”, a 7:40 long lament to Damon Albarn’s broken relationship with girlfriend Justine Frischmann of Elastica. With its hopeful refrain of “Come on, come on, come on, get through it” and a gospel choir backing, it gave off heavyweight vibes literally on first hearing. And yet, it also had that lo-fi guitar opening – it was a masterclass in how to slowly build a song. I was convinced it would be the band’s third No 1 single and it would have been but for the commercial wrecking ball that was Britney Spears’ “…Baby One More Time”. Despite having to settle for No 2, its first week sales of 176,000 copies was more than many actual No 1 singles that year. Whatever its numbers said, it was a demonstrably braver and more interesting direction than the one taken by Oasis as the end of the 90s came into view.

Just as we started the show with an act that had just secured an unexpected No 1 single seemingly out of the blue in Blondie and “Maria”, this week’s chart topper was also a surprise – well, it blindsided me anyway. My first engagement with Lenny Kravitz came courtesy of his 1991 album “Mama Said” (I’d been blissfully unaware of his debut collection “Let Love Rule”) during my early days of working for Our Price. I’d really enjoyed that album with tracks like “Fields Of Joy”, “Stand By My Woman” and hit single “It Ain’t Over ‘Til It’s Over” all impressing me. I couldn’t really get into his next album “Are You Gonna Go My Way” mostly because I wasn’t that taken by its hit single title track and after that I completely lost sight of him. Then, in 1999, he was back and how. “Fly Away” was the third single from his fifth studio album “5” and, despite the first two singles taken from it failing to pierce the UK Top 40, it soared straight to the top of the charts in week one of its release. How had this happened? It’s not that big a mystery really – behold the everlasting power of a song being used to soundtrack a TV advert:

Yes, a car advert for the Peugeot 206 was enough to give Lenny his first and only UK No 1. Obviously it wasn’t the first time we’d seen this phenomenon in action but it sure was effective. A last minute addition to the album, Kravitz had originally thought “Fly Away” could maybe have been used as a B-side but its inclusion on that advert changed its destiny. Apart from one minor entry in 2004 with a song from the Bad Boys II soundtrack, “Fly Away” would be Lenny’s final UK chart hit.

We’re still going with this Great British Song Contest malarkey and this week it’s the turn of a duo called Sister Sway and a track called “Until You Saved My Life”. They finished third in the final (out of four) and apparently they were sisters. Here, they give an energetic performance of their very uptempo, high bpm song that was clearly trying to sound a bit like Steps. It’s very repetitive and ground my gears after not too long to the point where I couldn’t wait for it to stop. Never mind saving my life, it nearly killed my ears.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1BlondieMariaNegative
2Next Of Kin24 Hours From YouNope
3Unkle featuring Ian BrownBe ThereNo
4The MoffatsCrazyI did not
5Barenaked LadiesOne WeekYES!
6BlurTenderNo but I had the album
7Lenny KravitzFly AwayNah
8Sister SwayUntil You Saved My LifeNever

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TOTP 12 FEB 1999

With a couple of exceptions, the running order for this show looks uninspiring at best. Bloody awful would be another way of putting it. There’s no relief to be found in the presenter either as it’s Jamie Theakston. Again. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to get on with it.

We kick off with…ooh…a bit of a milestone actually. This is the final hit (and therefore last TOTP appearance also) for M People. Eight years and nineteen singles on from their chart debut, it was the end of the road for Mike Pickering and his band of merry men (and woman). They exited in a considered and appropriate manner with a Best Of album and tour and a decent sized hit in “Dreaming”. Except it wasn’t really the end – the end of their run of chart hits certainly but the end of the band? Not quite. They went on hiatus as the new millennium dawned rather than split. However, it seemed to go on longer than expected due to Heather Small’s successful solo career. Then, in 2005 with a new Best Of collection out, they convened once more to do a small tour in support of it. More live dates followed in 2007 before another long break meant they weren’t seen again until 2012/13 when they toured to commemorate 20 years since the release of their Mercury Prize winning album “Elegant Slumming” though Pickering did not take part.

Back in 1999 though, here they were with yet another mid-paced, soul/pop tune that was pleasant but hardly captivating. In fact, whisper it, but I think their formula and sound was starting to get a little bit dull and repetitive by this point. Dare I say, they were all starting to sound the same? Maybe the band felt the same way as well and that was a factor in their decision to step back at that point. Anyway, thanks for everything Mike, Heather, Shovell and…erm…the other one.

What was it with the 90s and hits based on pieces of classical music? Look at this lot:

  • The Farm – “All Together Now” – Pachelbel’s Canon
  • Coolio – “C U When U Get There” – Pachelbel’s Canon
  • Sweetbox – “Everything’s Gonna Be Alright” – Bach’s “Air On The G String”
  • Take That – “Never Forget” –
    Verdi’s “Tuba mirum” from the Requiem Mass
  • Puff Daddy – “I’ll Be Missing You” -Barber’s “Agnus Dei”

And that’s by no means an exhaustive list! Another one that could be added to it came courtesy of someone called A+. This guy is an American rapper (real name Andre Levins) and he was only 16 years old when this TOTP aired! He must be the oldest looking 16 year old ever! What does he look like now that he’s 44?! Talk about a tough paper round! Anyway, back in 1999, he brought us “Enjoy Yourself” which samples the 1976 Walter Murphy song “A Fifth Of Beethoven” which itself was adapted from the first movement of Beethoven’s Symphony No 5. Theakston seems unaware of the Walter Murphy track despite its presence on one of the best-selling soundtrack albums of all time with sales figures of over 40 million copies – Saturday Night Fever. Yes, although not a Bee Gees song, it was yet another example of source material taken from that film which had supplied so many hits around this period. Interestingly, “A Fifth Of Beethoven” wasn’t the only classical based track on the soundtrack – there was also “Night on Disco Mountain” which was essentially a disco reworking of Mussorgsky’s “Night On Bald Mountain”.

Anyway, enough about its classical origins, was “Enjoy Yourself” any good? Erm…well, it wasn’t terrible and it made good use of those dramatic strings with its coda especially enhanced by the final flourish. Having said all of that, I was never going to buy it. A+ stepped away from the music industry after just two albums in as many years at the end of the 90s citing family reasons and a desire to concentrate on raising his son. He has yet to return to the rap universe.

After a hit based on retro track called “A Fifth Of Beethoven” based on Beethoven’s Symphony No 5 comes another numerical leaning number – “Six” by Mansun from their “Eleven EP”. All these numbers were too much for the mathematically challenged Theakston who says in his intro that they’re driving him mad. Himbo. Anyway, I really liked Mansun’s debut album “Attack Of The Grey Lantern” but I very quickly lost sight of them after that. Why? I think it was that follow up album (also called “Six”) saw the band try out a more experimental sound with a collective commitment to coming up with a new guitar sound for every new riff. Lead singer Paul Draper would later describe the album as “commercial suicide”. Yeah, that’ll be why I lost interest. And yet, the track “Six” sounds like it could have been on “Attack Of The Grey Lantern”. There a reason for this – it was a left over from the sessions from that debut album when it was known as “More”. It’s a good track – atmospheric, slowly building but resoundingly engaging, mysterious but melodic. Maybe they should have led with that as the lead single from the album? Mansun would continue into the 2000s with the No 12 album “Little Kix” and a Top 10 hit “I Can Only Disappoint U” but by 2004’s “Kleptomania” and its chart peak of No 135 (!) the end of Mansun was nigh. Numerous retrospective releases have shown that the band are bothered about their legacy which was also the name of their 2006 Best Of album.

After one of the two exceptions I referred to in my opening to this post, were bank to the crud with..,who? Mirrorball? I’ve nothing down for this at all. Their track- “Given Up” – is based around the 1978 hit “Givin’ Up, Givin’ In” by The Three Degrees but that shouldn’t distract us from the real story to this one which is what the hell is going on in this performance?! Clearly the TOTP production team didn’t know what to do with it as it’s a very repetitive, beat driven dance track which might have been celebrated in a club setting but which doesn’t lend itself to a three minute performance on the BBC’s premier pop music show. The answer? Distract the viewer with some visual effects and some rather creepy stage setting. All the juddery, time lapse camera shots did for me was make me think that there was something wrong with my WiFi connection and that it was buffering although I accept that couldn’t have been any kind of issue when the show was originally broadcast in 1999. It still looks crap though. Then there’s the two blokes sat on a sofa to the side ogling the three performers on stage. It gives off a lap dance club vibe (I’m imagining!) especially when said performers start removing their top garments. The lead singer even goes and sits with them at the end of the song. It’s all very unsettling. Let’s move on…

Really? Another here today gone tomorrow dance track from some anonymous producer, fronted by a female singer under an artist name that meant nothing?! After Mirrorball, here’s Soulsearcher with a hit called “Can’t Get Enough”. Ok, it did spend four weeks inside the Top 40 (albeit descending the charts every time) so not quite the here today gone tomorrow hit I suggested but you get my drift. And yes, the vocalist here was Thea Austin who was the voice on and co-writer of Snap!’s “Rhythm Is A Dancer” so not completely anonymous either but let’s be fair, how many people remember this without any prompting? Not many I’m willing to wager as it’s a fairly underwhelming track which, also just like Mirrorball, has sampled a 70s dance tune, in this case the 1979 disco hit “Let’s Lovedance Tonight” by Gary’s Gang (which were nothing to do with Gary Glitter I should immediately point out). Why were the charts full of this sort of stuff around this time? Was it just bandwagon jumping? Was it the penetration of club culture into the mainstream? If this show is typical of how these 1999 TOTP repeats are going to play out, this might be the worst year of the whole decade.

My mood is not improving with the next hit which is “Boy You Knock Me Out” by Tatyana Ali. This was the sitcom star turned singer who was benefitting from an endorsement by Will Smith whom she starred with as Ashley Banks in The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. Indeed, Smith provides a video intro here for her performance and yes, almost inevitably, he turns up halfway through the track with a rap that he again delivers via video. It always just struck me as just too comfy and easy a relationship as if all Ali had to do was ask Smith and he would grant her the pop star career she wished for – essentially he was acting out his role as the genie in Aladdin 20 years before the film was released. As for the track itself, it was yet another song that used a sample and an interpolation in its structure (Kool And The Gang and Bobby Caldwell respectively) – wasn’t anyone writing original material back then?

Just like A+ earlier, Ali failed to progress beyond the 90s as a solo female singer releasing just one album under her own name though she has occasionally made available the odd recording down the years. She is currently a children’s author and is also involved in mentoring and advocacy working with various organisations focused on maternal, reproductive, and public health.

It’s the second of those exceptions to the dreary running order now and what a surprise it was! Eighteen years and two months since their last UK No 1, Blondie were back at the top of the charts! This was the then third longest gap between No 1s in chart history but those top two were achieved with rereleases of old hits by The Hollies and The Righteous Brothers not a brand new song. This was quite the achievement. Indeed, apart from a few remixes from their back catalogue, this was Blondie’s first visit to the UK Top 40 since their minor hit “Warchild” in 1982 which made No 39. In their pomp between 1978 and 1980 though, they’d had five No 1s over here – they were a phenomenon. Drug use issues, a resentment of power couple Debbie Harry/ Chris Stein by the other band members and a tail off in commercial fortunes had caused the group to split. In the intervening years, Harry had cared for Stein who had been diagnosed with a rare autoimmune disease of the skin and pursued a fitful solo career that seemed to have more troughs than peaks. Come 1997, with Stein’s health more stable, he and Harry sought to put the band together with original members Clem Burke, Jimmy Destri and Gary Valentine (Nigel Harrison and Frank Infante from the classic line up did not ultimately feature in the reunion). This was no nostalgia trip though – the plan was to record an album of new material which they did in “No Exit” which was trailed by the single “Maria”.

This was a good, solid, proper rock/pop record with a retro feel that stood head and shoulders above the rest of the chart pap. I mean, it wasn’t a “Heart Of Glass” or an “Atomic” but it was pretty good. Written by Destri recalling his Catholic school days, it was straightforward and uncomplicated but catchy as hell with hooks a plenty like that descending chime sequence and bouncing bass riffs. The album sold well enough going to No 3 over here and achieving gold sales status though subsequent singles released from it failed to have anywhere near the success of “Maria”, one of the most unexpected chart comebacks of the decade let alone 1999.

Despite having played this week’s No 1, the show isn’t over as TOTP was dragged into promoting this year’s selection process for the UK’s Eurovision Song Contest entry. Having already narrowed the hopefuls down from eight to four via a semi final stage played out on the Radio 2 shows Wake Up To Wogan and The Ken Bruce Show, it was the job of TOTP to feature one of the four finalists every week for a month leading up to the televised final of The Great British Song Contest on the 7th of March with the viewing public voting for its favourite. In a very tight competition with only just over 1000 votes separating the Top 3 acts, Precious were crowned the winners with their song “Say It Again”. Yes, the first act to be showcased on TOTP would be our entry which means we’ll have three further BBC repeats featuring artists who were doomed to fail and be consigned to the rubbish bin of pop history. This could be excruciating. As for Precious, the five piece all girl band had a pre-Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost in their ranks and a song that was pleasant but predictable sounding like anything Eternal, Honeyz or Solid HarmoniE might have released. How did they get on at Eurovision? Ah well, we’ll get to that in time.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1M PeopleDreamingNo
2A+Enjoy YourselfNot for me
3MansunSixNegative
4MirrorballGiven UpI did not
5SoulsearcherCan’t Get EnoughNope
6Tatyana AliBoy You Knock Me OutNah
7BlondieMariaGood tune but no
8PreciousSay It AgainAnd no

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002px55/top-of-the-pops-12021999

TOTP 08 SEP 1994

Well, this is a curious thing. Tonight’s ‘golden mic’ presenters are from a band that couldn’t be more 90s but a lot of the acts they introduce are from or have associations with the 80s. Yes, following Take That’s Mark and Robbie earlier in the year, East 17 are in the hot seat tonight and as with their arch rivals, the two members of the group chosen for the gig are probably the two most popular. I’m talking about Brian Harvey and Tony Mortimer but then can you imagine the other two geezers in the band doing it?!

Opening the show tonight are Blondie who you could argue went back to the 70s but they did have three consecutive No 1 singles in 1980 so they certainly count as a name from the 80s. Now there’s a few questions to be answered here. For a start, what were they doing in the charts in 1994? I thought Blondie’s 90s resurrection was much later in the decade.

*checks their discography*

Yeah, I was right. “Maria” wasn’t No 1 until 1999. So what gives here then? Well, it was to do with yet another compilation album. Despite there being two Blondie Best Ofs and a remix album in existence already by 1994 with “The Complete Picture” being as recently as 1991, Chrysalis/EMI decided what the world needed was another remix collection. “Beautiful: The Remix Album” was the what we got and it was trailed by a number of remixed, rereleased tracks that all made the UK Top 20 but as I say, I don’t remember any of this. The first one was “Atomic (Remix)” which made it to No 19.

OK, so the second question is “where we’re the rest of the band?” because there’s only Debbie Harry up there on stage all on her lonesome. Well, they were nowhere to be seen because they’d split in 1982 and Debbie had embarked on a subsequent solo career. So it seems that the band weren’t reforming then it was just a marketing stunt to promote the album. I wonder whether Debbie was already contractually obliged or if Chrysalis had to pay her a decent wedge for this promotional work? I hope it was the latter as the performance here does nothing but tarnish her fine legacy. Why is she dressed like it’s a come as Shirley Bassey themed party? Then there’s her vocal (which is the third question that needs answering) as there’s something screwy going on with it. Is she miming or at least singing along with a vocal backing track because it really doesn’t seem like she’s singing live? The whole thing is a mess and an undignified one at that.

Now it would appear that my theme of 80s acts on a 1994 TOTP show has fallen at the second hurdle with Corona, a most typical example of the Eurodance genre that dominated the charts in the early to mid 90s. I’m nothing if not tenuous though and so I make the connection to the 80s via the name of their debut and surely best remembered hit “Rhythm Of The Night”. Anyone else recall DeBarge? They were like an American version of Five Star (who themselves were a Tupperware take on The Jacksons) being a group made up of family members who had one (and just one) hit in the UK in 1985 with a calypso flavoured dance track called…yep…”Rhythm Of The Night”. A sickeningly upbeat number it made it to No 4 over here and No 3 in the US.

With the 80s theme dealt with, what about Corona then. Well, their song “Rhythm Of The Night” was considered by many to be an absolute banger and almost definitive example of Eurodance and it was certainly popular peaking at No 2 in the UK. As was an almost obligatory turn of events with Eurodance artists, the woman we see here fronting the act (one Olga Souza) wasn’t the person who supplied the vocals on the record. That was Giovanna Bersola who suffered from stage fright and so could only sing within the confines of the recording studio. Talking of confined spaces, when the world went into lockdown in 2020 due to the pandemic, the group received an unexpected profile boost on account of sharing their name with the group of viruses that caused COVID-19. Various memes arose from this association leading Olga to comment on it thus:

 “I have seen a lot of memes. We are all alarmed right now. This kind of news surely brings us a lot of anxiety, because we don’t know how to deal with [the virus] yet. It would be a lot better if the world was infected by the song instead of that dangerous virus.”

“Cantora Corona desabafa após ser associada ao Coronavírus” [Singer Corona speaks out after being associated with Coronavirus]. RD1 (in Portuguese). 8 February 2020. Archived from the original on 27 March 2020. Retrieved 14 March 2020.

I’m guessing Olga would rather be remembered as per US American internet news and entertainment company Buzzfeed who ranked “Rhythm Of The Night” as No 2 in their ‘101 Greatest Dance Songs Of The 90s’ list.

Next a band who may have had their most successful period commercially in the 90s but they definitely started in the 80s and that’s a good enough link to my theme for this post for me. By September 1994 though, The Wonderstuff were actually no more having announced a split in June in a fan club newsletter. They’d even performed live for the final time in July so what were they doing in the charts again? Well, their label Polydor had decided to cash in one last time on their recently liquidated asset by releasing a Best Of album – the wonderfully titled “If The Beatles Had Read Hunter…The Singles” – and a single was required to promote it. With a decision that would unintentionally help out this post 29 years later, Polydor chose 1987 track “Unbearable”. Bingo! Another 80s connection! Originally released as their debut single, it failed to chart back then but would make No 16 seven years later and deservedly so as it’s a quality tune with its distinctive, rat-a-tat chorus “Ididn’tlikeyouverymuchwhenImetyou” spewed out by Miles Hunt a real winner.

The Wonderstuff’s story didn’t end in 1994 though as they reformed in 2000 and have played live and released new material since then amidst various line up changes with Hunt the only constant.

N.B. In a curious pop footnote, in their final foray into the Top 40, the Stuffies were joined in the chart this week by fellow Stourbridge grebos Pop Will Eat Itself who were having their own final hit with “Everything’s Cool”. Nice.

You can’t get more 80s than “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper can you? This wasn’t quite the same song though. Re-recorded with a reggae lilt (as was the overriding style of the time) and retitled “Hey Now (Girls Just Want To Have Fun)”, it was released to promote her Best Of “Twelve Deadly Cyns…And Then Some” (another great title like The Wonderstuff before her). The album was a big hit rather surprisingly peaking at No 2 and going double platinum in the UK. I say surprisingly because I wouldn’t have thought that there would have been that much appetite for Cyndi in 1994 but what did/do I know? The single also prospered peaking at No 4 just two places lower than the 1984 original.

Now whatever you think about Cyndi’s voice (and I don’t mind it), you’d have to admit it’s distinctive (some may even say unique). Sometimes it can grate – her vocals on “We Are The World” by USA For Africa are the musical equivalent of tearing polystyrene – but she does a good enough job here. We should probably give her credit for reworking an old hit as well – it would have been easy to have just rereleased the original. I think she has the look of Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show here and talking of Columbia…

Making just their third appearance on TOTP but already celebrating going straight in at No 1 on the chart with debut album “Definitely Maybe” are Oasis. At the time it was the fastest selling debut in UK chart history and, of course, featured a track called “Columbia”. To commemorate this achievement, they’ve been invited on the show to play a song from the album and they’ve gone for its opener “Rock ‘N’ Roll Star”. And what an opener! More of a statement than a song, it bristles with energy and drive. It was never released as a single (except as a radio single to American stations) but it easily could have been and it is so recognisable that maybe some people would be surprised to learn that it wasn’t.

The fact that the album went straight to No 1 and was selling so quickly was irrefutable confirmation that something special was occurring – a phenomenon no less. It all seemed to happen so effortlessly and at such speed that it couldn’t be anything less. After just three singles of which only one made the Top 10 to suddenly this…it was extraordinary. Or was it? I’m sure Noel Gallagher is quoted somewhere as saying that they wanted to be the biggest band in the country and they just went out and did it and it was easy; words to that effect anyway. Oasis we’re here to stay and for the rest of the decade (and beyond).

OK, so I can’t make any viable links from Oasis to the 80s but we’re back on theme with the next band whose imperial phase was definitely in that decade. Not that Pet Shop Boys didn’t continue to have consistent and significant commercial success into the 90s as they certainly did but they didn’t have any No 1 singles throughout the whole decade whereas they achieved four in the 80s including three within five releases. Fast forward to 1994 and Neil and Chris were just coming to the end of the “Very” project with “Yesterday When I Was Mad” being the fifth and final single released from the album. Now I do like Pet Shop Boys and went to see them live almost 12 months ago exactly but this track is not one of my favourites of theirs. It’s almost as if they forgot to put a tune in there. Also, I’d had enough of the Howard Greenhalgh CGI videos by now (he’d directed every one for all five singles released from “Very”) although this one at least has a bit more of a human participation to it even if it is Neil Tennant in a straight jacket (the Chris Lowe lampshades are really too creepy though). We wouldn’t get any new material from the duo for 18 months though another remix album (“Disco 2”) appeared in the interim.

Kylie Minogue has had many incarnations but she started out in the 80s as a Stock, Aitken and Waterman pop princess so there’s my post theme ticked off. 1994 though was an important year for her as it saw her release her first material since leaving PWL and enter her ‘Dance Kylie’ phase. Signed to trendy label Deconstruction, home of M People and responsible for some huge house anthems by K-Klass and Bassheads, “Confide In Me” was chosen as her first post Hit Factory single. It was a good choice. Combining dance beats with a string section hook and a flavour of Eastern culture, it couldn’t have been further removed from what she had done before. When you consider her last single before this had been a cover of Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” to promote her Greatest Hits collection, well…the contrast couldn’t be starker. “Confide In Me” oozed class and proposed Kylie as a serious artist not just a hit-making pop puppet. Credit should be given to the producers and song writers of the track Brothers In Rhythm for their vision of what a fusing of dance and pop could sound like. Critics adored it with gushing reviews whilst the record buying public embraced it by sending it to No 2. For Kylie though, it was proof that she would not just survive life after Stock, Aitken and Waterman but thrive within it.

Here’s another act who achieved huge success in the 80s though the hits certainly didn’t stop once 1989 tipped over into 1990. Bon Jovi began the decade with a huge album in “Keep The Faith” which sold 8 million copies worldwide and generated six hit singles. The promotion of the album via said singles and a world tour stretched from the album’s release in 1992 into 1994 and there would be a new album (“These Days”) in 1995. Despite that hectic schedule, record company Polygram decided that there couldn’t be any let up in the release of Bon Jovi product and so a Best Of album called “Crossroads” was put together. The performance of it would prove that Polygram knew a thing or two about sales – it went six times platinum in the UK and has sold 21 million copies globally. It was the best selling album in the UK in 1994.

To help promote “Crossroads”, the track “Always” was released. A huge, dramatic, swooping rock ballad, it would give the band their biggest ever UK hit when it peaked at No 2. Now it’s not like Bon Jovi had never done a slow song before – I’m thinking “Never Say Goodbye”, “I’ll Be There For You” and “Bed Of Roses” but “Always” seemed different somehow. Grander, more epic but probably most of all (to me anyway) more cynical – a definite move to capture a specific market. I may be wrong of course and they did do it well. Just my own opinion as ever.

We’re finally here. Week 15. The very last week of Wet Wet Wet’s reign at the top of the charts with “Love Is All Around”. The story behind its demise is well known. The band themselves insisted that the single be deleted as they were not enjoying the backlash they were getting from people completely fed up with the song (some radio stations reportedly banned it from their playlists). It was a bold move. Given its slow descent down the charts, it could perhaps have outlasted Bryan Adams who spent 16 weeks at the top with “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You”. A rumour that copies would actually be recalled from record stores proved incorrect but it was no longer being pressed. There must have been significant amounts of it still in the shops though as it would spend weeks travelling down the charts rather than dropping stone like straight away. At the time, the only record to be deleted whilst at No 1 previously was “The Fly” by U2 but they had always been upfront beforehand about the limited time it would be available for. With “Love Is All Around” not being on any Wet Wet Wet album at the time of its deletion, some cynics took the view that it was a calculated attempt to force punters into buying the soundtrack album to Four Weddings And A Funeral which the Wets record company Phonogram also had the licence to but I’m not convinced by that theory.

And so the story of the second long running No 1 in a matter of three years comes to an end. Did it help or hinder Wet Wet Wet’s career ultimately? Did people actually like it or not? Can you bear to hear it on the radio again today, some 29 years after the event or is even that too soon? I guess what I’m asking is this…”Is your mind made up by the way that you feel?”

And so to the record that knocked the Wets off their perch. Incorrectly but understandably remembered as a one hit wonder, Whigfield was quite the sales phenomenon herself. The week after this TOTP aired, her single “Saturday Night” would crash into the UK charts at No 1 making her the first unknown artist to do so with their debut single (Gabrielle’s “Dreams” entered the chart at No 2 before going to No 1 in 1993). She followed that up by selling 220,000 copies in one week giving it the highest selling figures for a single in the UK since Band Aid and Wham!’s “Last Christmas” a decade earlier. It would spend four weeks as our No 1 and end the year as the UK’s second biggest selling single of 1994 behind “Love Is All Around”. The buzz around the song was huge and it was totally expected to top the chart eventually. Tiny and Brian even predict that Wet Wet Wet wouldn’t last another week because of Whigfield. They were right. And that will do for this post. Dee dee na na na…

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1BlondieAtomic (Remix)No
2CoronaRhythm Of The NightI did not
3The WonderstuffUnbearableGood tune but no
4Cyndi LauperHey Now (Girls Just Want To Have Fun)Negative
5OasisRock ‘N’ Roll StarI bought the album
6Pet Shop BoysYesterday When I Was MadNah
7Kylie MinogueConfide In MeNo but my wife did
8Bon JoviAlwaysNope
9Wet Wet WetLove Is All AroundIt’s another no
10WhigfieldSaturday NightAnd finally… no

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