B*Witched

TOTP 02 APR 1999

We have a new host on display in this TOTP, one who seemed to buck the trend of presenters being recruited by executive producer Chris Cowey from a non-radio background. Jamie Theakston and Jayne Middlemiss were from youth TV programme The O-Zone whilst Kate Thornton had a journalism background and Gail Porter came from Children’s BBC Scotland. However, Scott Mills was a radio person, a good, old fashioned DJ, the likes of whom you don’t get on the airwaves much these days apart from…well, Scott Mills. With Radio 2’s schedules populated by celebrities rather than professional disc jockeys including such names as Paddy McGuinness, Romesh Ranganathan, Michael Ball and Rylan Clark, Mills still carry the torch for time served DJs who haven’t just adopted radio as another string to their bow off the back of existing fame. Mills began his career at 16 working for commercial radio until, in 1999 at the age of 26 he was presenting the early breakfast show (4-7 am) on Radio 1. Cowey obviously thought this qualified Mills for a shot at hosting TOTP and so here he was with his face on our TVs in full technicolour rather than just a disembodied voice on our radios. All power to him and his continued high profile career which has taken him to the coveted position of presenting the breakfast show on Radio 2.

Having said all of that, I’m not the biggest Scott Mills fan. I just don’t warm to him. When I have seen him on TV such as on the celebrity version of Race Across The World, I found him almost unlikeable. He seems to me to have been very lucky to have reached the heights he has in his chosen career. Maybe I’ve misjudged him though. Let’s see how he did all those years ago as a debutant TOTP host…

Well, you’ve got to feel for the guy here. His debut on the BBC’s legendary pop music show and the first act on that he has to comment on are this pile of shite! I’ve had executive producer Chris Cowey pegged as many things but cruel wasn’t one of them…until now. I must have blanked this lot from my memory as an act of mental self-defence and to save my mortal soul from torment. “Witch Doctor” by Cartoons must be up there as one of the worst hits of the decade if not of all time. Originally a hit in the 50s for Ross Bagdasarian under the stage name of David Seville, the song was given an extra dimension when Bagdasarian created a trio of singing chipmunks who would become Alvin And The Chipmunks and inflict their squeaking voices on the world. If that wasn’t enough, novelty Danish band Cartoons whose USP was to update 50s songs with their self-styled ‘technobilly’ sound (basically adding a Eurodance backing) and wear ridiculously OTT stage costumes based on the old ‘Teddy Boy’ look, got their hands on “Witch Doctor” in the late 90s. Sensing that the track’s nonsensical “oo-ee-oo-ah-ah, ting-tang, walla-walla, bing-bang” chorus would fit perfectly with their outlandish image and brand of cartoonish pop music, the band recorded a version and released it to huge success in the UK where it landed at No 2. What were we thinking?! Was anybody who bought this thinking at all?! Who was buying this slop and why?! Was it all just tiny kids and weeny boppers?! If so, where were the parents and why didn’t they stop them?! The single really should have come with ‘Parental Advisory’ warning stickers that stated ‘Allowing your young child to buy this record will rot their brains and significantly damage their credibility rating once they grow up’. Talking of which, Devo did a version of this which featured on the soundtrack to The Rugrats Movie which I based the whole of my last post on. I don’t think either Devo or myself should ever mention that again.

I’m no Des’ree expert but I’m sure that this single – “You Gotta Be” – had been a hit before 1999.

*checks official charts website*

I was right! Not only had it been a hit before but it had been a hit twice before! Look at this:

April 1994 – No 20
March 1995 – No 14

and now this

April 1999 – No 10

What was all this about then? Well, it was originally released as the lead single from Des’ree’s second album “I Ain’t Movin’” but after being a modest hit, it was given a second chance after it became a Top 5 hit in America resulting in an improved chart position of six places. Then five years, five singles and one album later, it was back again, this time making the Top 10. So what happened in 1999 that made it a hit for the third time? Do I really have to tell you? I do? OK, it was used in an advert of course and yet again it was a car advert:

Off the back of that exposure, record label Sony decided to strike while the iron was hot and rerelease “You Gotta Be” for a quick cash in and fair enough. However, the decision to the add the track to Des’ree’s current album “Supernatural” was cynical in the extreme. As a means of maintaining Des’ree’s momentum following the success of its lead single “Life” it made sense but to blatantly tack a five year old song onto to an artist’s new album? Nah, that, as the kids today would say, was stinky. There’s probably loads more to say about the song itself so I will refer you to my earlier comments from when it was a hit in 1995:

TOTP 09 MAR 1995

Next up is one of the few songs that I ever bought on day one of its release. This means it must have had loads of pre-sale airplay for me to have been aware of it so early I’m guessing. That promotion clearly worked on me as I love “You Get What You Give” by New Radicals. In many ways it is the crystallisation of what appeals to me in a pop/rock song – a synthesis of a hook laden melody, a propelling rhythm and intriguing lyrics (more of which later). This one was a winner from the off for me and I was always going to fall for its charms. If this debut single was anything to go by then the band, centred around the songwriting duo of Greg Alexander and Danielle Brisebois, seemed destined for greatness. It didn’t turn out that way. One album and one follow up single was all that they released prior to splitting before 1999 was up.

Alexander is an interesting character. Raised in a conservative Jehovah’s Witness household, he joined his first band aged just 14 before signing to A&M Records two years later and released two solo albums to little acclaim or profile. However, the formation of New Radicals, which was essentially a vehicle to platform his and Brisebois’s songwriting, proved to be a stars-aligning moment. Their album “Maybe You’ve Been Brainwashed Too” would go platinum in the US and reach the Top 10 over here. Some of the song titles within it indicated that the Alexander/Brisebois partnership operated outside of the norms of musical composition. Look at these:

“Mother We Just Can’t Get Enough”
“I Hope I Didn’t Just Give Away the Ending”
“Jehovah Made This Whole Joint for You”
“Crying Like a Church on Monday”

Music press reviews of the album were overwhelmingly positive and cited a host of musical influences including Hall & Oates, Phil Spector, Style Council, Prince, Todd Rundgren and even Chumbawamba whilst noting lyrics that challenged the commercialisation of the Western world and the influence of the media and religion. None of this seemed to mean much to Alexander though who, within three months of this TOTP appearance, called time on the New Radicals in favour of concentrating on songwriting and production for other artists. It proved to be a financially beneficial decision with Alexander going on to work with the likes of Geri Halliwell, Rod Stewart, Enrique Iglesias and Texas. Some of his most notable co-authored hits include Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s “Murder On The Dance Floor” and Ronan Keating’s “Life Is A Rollercoaster”. Artists definitely not on his list of collaborations would be Beck, Hanson, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson whom he infamously called fakes and threatened to kick their asses in the closing lyrics to “You Get What You Give”. Here are those lyrics in full:

“Health insurance, rip off lying
FDA, big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they’re multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You’re all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around, we’ll kick your ass in”

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Gregg Alexander / Rick Nowels

You Get What You Give lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Spirit Music Group

Alexander wrote those words to test whether the media would concern themselves with the serious political issues of the opening lines or the faux celebrity bashing that followed. Predictably, it was the latter which captured the headlines proving Alexander’s suspicion about media manipulation and priorities. Supposedly the celebrities mentioned in those lyrics didn’t take permanent umbrage though Marilyn Manson reportedly commented that he didn’t mind that Alexander said he’d kick his ass in but objected to being named in the same sentence as Courtney Love!

In the end, despite all his pushback against the media and music industry operations, Alexander found himself jumping through the same hoops to promote his hit that he’d rallied against and lost any remaining faith in the project. His adoption of a low worn hat to cover his face whilst performing (as per this TOTP appearance) was to hide his lack of enthusiasm for what he was doing. Ultimately, he’d gotten back what he’d given to the New Radicals and chose another path leaving us with one memorable hit and an album that deserved more recognition.

After three uptempo, dance-pop tunes on the spin, it was time for Billie to stop revolving and deliver a more mature sounding, slower song. Partly to mix things up a bit but also because, you know, she wanted to. Probably. Anyway, the almost* title track from her album was chosen for the job and so “Honey To The Bee” became her fourth consecutive hit.

*The album was actually called “Honey To The B”.

Now, perhaps the obvious thing to do here was release a big, string laden ballad to showcase Billie’s range and diversity but what we actually got was her best impression of All Saints as, and there’s no getting away from this, “Honey To The Bee” is essentially “Never Ever Pt II”. I suppose it wasn’t the worst idea in the world to copy one of the most successful singles of the past 18 months but when even Scott Mills described Billie as having gone “all saintly” in his intro, well, it can’t have been any more obvious. Ms Piper pulls off the steal/homage (delete as appropriate) competently but it’s peak of No 3 and subsequent spiral down the charts and out of the Top 40 within a month suggests it was never destined to have the enduring appeal of “Never Ever”. I guess you just can’t beat the original sometimes.

We’re at the midway point of the show so let’s do a half-term report on Scott Mills and his performance so far. Well, he hasn’t done anything wrong but he’s hardly got a scintillating screen presence has he? Must do better in the second half. A grade of C minus I think is appropriate. Back to the music and a song that was very popular with the staff at the Our Price in Altrincham where I was working at the time and when I say the staff I mean the female staff. Having reached commercial and critical mass with second album “CrazySexyCool” and its attendant hits “Creep” and “Waterfalls”, TLC were faced with the task of making good on that success and they gave it decent shot with third album “Fanmail”. Though it only achieved half of what its predecessor sold, 10 million copies shifted worldwide is not to be sniffed at.

Its lead single was “No Scrubs”. An American No 1 and double Grammy winner, the song’s lyrics seemed to describe the position of a woman who wasn’t going to just settle for any man just to avoid being single which sounds fair enough to me. However, the term ‘scrub’ and the perceived demonising of men with limited money and romantic vocabulary sparked a divisive response and even triggered a series of answer records , most notably by Sporty Thievz and their hit “No Pigeons”. Personally, I think that strand of reaction is a bit rich considering the misogyny that persisted in some R&B and rap music. “No Scrubs” was the first time that Rozonda ‘Chilli’ Thomas sang lead vocals on a TLC single and its tone, rightly or wrongly, brought comparisons with Madonna’s “Material Girl” and Gwen Guthrie’s “Ain’t Nothin’ Goin’ On But The Rent”. It’s also the second song on this particular TOTP that my wife really liked alongside Billie’s “Honey To The Bee”. I’m not sure if anything should be read into that.

An ‘exclusive’ performance now from Mariah Carey who is still plugging her Best Of album “#1’s” with another new track called “I Still Believe”. Her last single, a duet with Whitney Houston from the soundtrack to The Prince Of Egypt movie, was called “When You Believe” – it’s like she was constructing a conversation between two people about their belief systems. Anyway, Mariah was still going through an identity crisis by this point in terms of whether she was a power balladeer or an R&B dance diva which is reflected in the fact that the album version of the track conforms to the former whilst the performance of it she gives here is definitely of the latter persuasion. Having listened to both, I’d have to say I’m not arsed about either construct.

The video for the ballad version sees Mariah recreate Marilyn Monroe’s 1953 performance for US troops stationed in Korea. It’s not very convincing despite Mariah being styled to look like Marilyn. However, I did note one detail that completely dates it which is someone in the crowd trying to take a picture of Mariah with a disposable camera. Remember them? Are they still a thing? They seemed to be predominantly used at weddings where one would be put on each table at the meal for guests themselves to take photos which would then go into the the happy couple’s photo album of the day. Of course today, everyone at that Mariah video shoot would just have their mobile phones out. They were simpler times back then.

I have moaned and criticised, criticised and moaned in this blog about the Chris Cowey era and the practice of repeatedly reshowing hits that were coming down the charts. It’s maybe because I grew up watching TOTP in the late 70s and 80s when the rules were that you couldn’t secure a place on the show’s running order if your song was going down the charts. I have tried to see the arguments for it – week one record company discounting subverting the charts and creating false peaks and troughs – but this example of the exercise really is unfathomable and inexcusable. “Blame It On The Weatherman” by B*Witched was No 1 last week and so rightly featured on the show. This week, it’s been torpedoed from its reign at the top and resides at No 9. Quite the fall down the charts. So why was a performance of it on our TVs again?! Come on Cowey? Explain yourself! Talk your way out of this one! From No 1 to No 9! Surely such a downward motion did not deserve more exposure?! It equalled the decade’s biggest fall from the top previously held by Iron Maiden’s “Bring Your Daughter… To The Slaughter” in January 1991. Even if it was some sort of quid pro quo arrangement, said promotion didn’t stop the single’s slide down the Top 40. These were its next four chart positions:

14 – 19 – 24 – 35

Neither did its parent album benefit much in terms of a resurgence up the charts so what was it all about? Well, looking at the new entries this week, maybe there weren’t that many viable other options. Of the other four entries in the chart (not counting the new No 1), three were dance acts – System F, Sash! and Aphex Twin – which the show had historically struggled to get the staging right for whilst the fourth was a bit niche – the Brian Setzer Orchestra with their swing revival hit “Jump Jive N’ Wail”. Furthermore, given the…erm…unusual nature of the new No 1 and the fact that there’s already been a novelty hit opening the show, perhaps that topping and tailing required something a bit more mainstream in the middle. Hang on…am I making an excuse for Cowey here when I should actually blame it on him?

Having worked in record shops since late 1990, by April of 1999, I was less than 12 months away from leaving it all behind me and becoming a civil servant (what was I thinking?!). I was nearly 32 by the time I finally left but I really should have read the signs much earlier that it was time for me to go. One of those signs was “Flat Beat” by Mr. Oizo. I just didn’t get it. How could a track that was basically anti-music inspire such adoration and sales, enough to take it to No 1?! Yes, of course there was the fact that this sparse track, which was basically a repeated bass loop and drum sample, was backed by the weight of the huge promotion machine that was a Levi’s ad campaign (to promote their new range of Sta-Press clothing) and yes, it was fronted by a yellow puppet (put together by Muppets creator Jim Henson) which added to its novelty value but the track itself was almost unlistenable wasn’t it? Well wasn’t it?! Was it being played in clubs? Did it make more sense in that environment? How could anyone listen to it in the privacy of their own home for enjoyment? As I said, I just didn’t get it.

So who was Mr. Oizo? He was Quentin* Dupieux, a French electronic musician, record producer, songwriter and filmmaker who used the pseudonym of Mr. Oizo to promote his musical output. Apparently, it only took him two hours to come up with “Flat Beat”, a claim I can well believe.

*Hence the only ‘lyric’ in it being “Oh yeah, I used to know Quentin…He’s a real…he’s a real jerk”

The one thing I did like about this whole nonsense was that Scott Mills managed to raise his debut TOTP performance up a notch by re-enacting one of those Levi’s ads and featuring alongside Flat Eric. Worthy of a B grade I think.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Cartoons	Witch Doctor	I’d rather eat my own arm
2	Des’ree	You Gotta Be	No
3	New Radicals	You Get What You Give	YES! On day one too!
4	Billie	Honey To The Bee	Nope
5	TLC	No Scrubs	I didn’t
6	Mariah Carey	I Still Believe	I don’t though – no
7	B*Witched	Blame It On The Weatherman	Nah
8	Mr. Oizo	Flat Beat	Never

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002r8hj/top-of-the-pops-02041999

TOTP 26 MAR 1999

Posted on February 15 by 80stastic

On the same day this TOTP aired, The Rugrats Movie opened in UK cinemas. Based on the popular children’s animated TV series about the lives of a group of American toddlers and infants, the show was made available to British audiences via being the featured cartoon on Saturday morning children’s television series Live & Kicking on BBC1. Working in a record shop at the time of its transmission on a weekend, I didn’t catch Rugrats that often but I always enjoyed the adventures of Tommy, Chuckie, Angelica et al. I know I wasn’t the show’s target audience but it was light, innocent fun and an antidote to the stresses of adult life. I wonder which Rugrats character the artists featured in this TOTP would be?

We start with something straight out of left field – Andy Williams with “Music To Watch Girls By”. When I say ‘left field’, I mean as opposed to all the other dance crud or pop puppets in the charts at this time but in actual fact, the presence of a legendary easy listening crooner in the UK Top 40 in the 90s wasn’t a total shock. In the middle part of the decade we’d had a revival of the genre courtesy of Mike Flowers Pops and their easy listening version of “Wonderwall” by Oasis. This triggered a reaction within younger audiences tired of grunge and subsequently Britpop and their embracing of a more nostalgic sound would lead to the ‘lounge scene’ which saw a resurgence in cool lounge bars and clubs that featured easy-listening records and cocktail music. However, that wasn’t necessarily what caused Andy Williams to suddenly be a chart star again. No, that was down to a TV advert. Of course it was. This one, in fact, for a Ford Pinto car:

Williams looks the consummate performer here despite being 71 at the time. The success of the song (it peaked at No 9 in the charts) led to the obvious release of an Andy Williams Best Of but also an easy listening compilation album also called “Music To Watch Girls By” of which there were two volumes I think featuring artists like Tony Bennet, Bobby Darin, Perry Como and Petula Clark. However, my immediate go to Andy Williams memory is “Happy Heart” being used to soundtrack the ending of the Danny Boyle film Shallow Grave.

Which Rugrat character would they be? Grandpa Lou. Not only is he the oldest character but he had an obsession with the number 15. Look at these connections between Andy Williams and that number:

When renewing his contract with CBS in 1966, Andy Williams negotiated a $1.5 million guarantee to record 15 albums over the following five years.
Out of his 43-44 recorded albums, 15 were gold-certified.
Marriage Date: He married Claudine Longet on December 15, 1961.

For a while, Kele Le Roc looked like she would be a prime mover in the UK R&B scene. In 1999, she won two MOBO awards for Best Newcomer and for Best Single and yet she seemed to fall away as fast as she had appeared. Just one album was ever released under her name which failed to impact the charts in any major way despite it including two Top 10 hits and then it all went quiet. So what happened to Kele Le Roc? Well, at the point where her career seemed on the point of lift off, she was dropped by record label Polydor despite those two MOBO gongs which, on the face of it, seems a ludicrous decision. I don’t know the whole story but Kele herself cited the catch-all phrase ‘creative differences’. She then spent three years trying to free herself from her contract with management company First Ave and all momentum for her solo career was lost. However, she didn’t give up on music and became a prominent featured vocalist in the UK Garage scene, collaborating with artists like Basement Jaxx, Shy FX, and T-Power.

In this TOTP performance, she was promoting the second of those two hit singles, the MOBO award winning “My Love”. I’m guessing when she thinks back to that time, this would be the TV appearance she wants to be remembered for and not the one that took place on ITV’s CD:UK during which her performance was interrupted by a stage invader who pinches her microphone off her and slams it to the floor whilst holding a banner saying ‘The Womb’ (which was the name of his own band). Apparently, he was protesting about the show’s policy of miming even though it seems that Kele was singing live. I think she handled it pretty well in fairness which is more than the protester did with that microphone.

Which Rugrat character would they be? Angelica – in a 10th-anniversary special titled “All Growed Up”, Angelica and Tommy fight over a microphone attached to a karaoke machine.

From their starting position of having a novelty, line dancing hit with “5,6,7,8”, the success that Steps achieved was as impressive as it was unlikely. Thirteen consecutive Top 5 hits including two No 1s, three chart topping albums and 22 million records sold worldwide. Like Take That, after an initial split, they returned to the pop world in the new millennium and are still touring and recording and their hits have been the source material for a jukebox musical. This single – “Better Best Forgotten” – only missed the top spot by one place and was the final track lifted from their debut album “Step One”. However, their legacy hasn’t permeated every corner of the music world. Check out this video of the rapper Aitch appearing on YouTube interview show Chicken Shop Date:

It’s the Alan Partridge style, non-plussed reaction that provides the genuine comedy moment for me – absolutely no idea who his phonic namesake is. Still, in a battle of who’s the more famous, I’m not sure who the winner out of ‘H’ or ‘Aitch’ would be despite the latter’s recent stint on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here.

Which Rugrat character would they be? Chuckie’s step-sister Kimi Watanabe-Finster.

We’ve already had a pinch of easy listening, a sprinkling of R&B and a dash of pure pop on the show tonight and next up is a dose of cutting edge electronic dance music to add to the mix courtesy of Underworld. Having crossed over into the mainstream consciousness via their No 2 hit “Born Slippy” from the Trainspotting soundtrack, there was much anticipation for the group’s next album release which arrived in 1999. “Beaucoup Fish” duly made No 3 in the charts selling 100,000 copies to date. It also generated three hit singles of which “Push Upstairs” was the biggest peaking at No 12. Whilst I’d enjoyed “Born Slippy” (who didn’t?), I wast on board for this much les accessible track I’m afraid. Far too heavy a sound for my tender ears. Let’s move on….

Which Rugrat character would they be? It’s Angelica again. There is an ‘underworld’ fan theory sometimes known as ‘creepypasta’ that suggests the characters are not actually alive but are figments of Angelica’s imagination. Furthermore the theory posits that Angelica is a neglected child with a drug addiction who imagines her friendships with the babies to cope with her lonely life and that the babies are dead or never existed in the first place. That’s sounds even heavier than “Push Upstairs”.

Houston…I have a problem….this is not right nor is it OK! This is the fourth time on the show for “It’s Not Right But It’s OK” by Whitney Houston and guess what? It’ll be on the running order for a fifth time in a month or so. And guess what again? Three weeks after that, her follow up single “My Love Is Your Love” will begin its run of three TOTP appearances! In the famous Apollo 13 aborted moon mission, said problem was a ‘Main B Bus Undervolt’ (wherever that was) but here it’s a Whitney H overload. She clearly was executive producer Chris Cowey’s ‘Greatest Love Of All”.

Which Rugrat character would they be? Tommy Pickles. As the show’s main protagonist, he appears in the highest number of episodes.

After two weeks at the top, Boyzone are no longer No 1 but, of course, that doesn’t stop them from appearing on the show again for the third week on the trot as this is the Chris Cowey era. However, make the most of them as there are only two more hits to come in this first era of the band as they would go on an extended sabbatical come the new millennium as solo careers and acting endeavours took over. For now though, it was their cover of “When The Going Gets Tough” that was commanding their attention and, having listened carefully to the climax of the song, it seems that whether you were Billy Ocean or in possession of a Dublin accent, there was no way of singing the line “going gets tough” without it sounding like “go and get stuffed”.

Which Rugrat character would they be? This is AI’s answer to that question:

Ronan Keating – Tommy Pickles: As the frontman and leader, Ronan fits the role of Tommy—the brave, optimistic leader of the group who guides everyone through adventures.
Stephen Gately – Chuckie Finster: With his sweet, sensitive, and endearing nature, Stephen matches Chuckie, the lovable, anxious worrywart who is loyal to his friends.
Keith Duffy – Phil DeVille: Known for his mischievous, energetic, and slightly chaotic personality, Keith fits the twin Phil.
Mikey Graham – Lil DeVille: Often providing a more thoughtful, yet still mischievous balance to the twins, Mikey fits Lil.
Shane Lynch – Angelica Pickles: With his tough-guy image, tattoos, and sometimes rebellious attitude in the early days, Shane fits the bossy, assertive, and rule-bending Angelica.

Right, who’s this? Why it’s Tina Cousins of course. No, she wasn’t a sister of ice skating champion Robin Cousins but that woman who sang with Sash! Remember her? No? Well, she was also on that ABBA medley hit alongside Steps, Cleopatra, Billie and B*Witched. Still no? If you haven’t placed her from those clues, I don’t think references to her solo career will help you, mainly because the hits under her own name (including this one“Killin’ Time”) sound just like that one she made with Sash! In fact, they sound like any other Sash! track to my untrained ears. They might have the requisite bpm to dance to in a club but could you listen to a whole album of it? Apparently not as Tina’s debut solo album only made it to No 50 in the UK charts though it was more popular in Scandinavia. Tina would have one more big hit (again with Sash!) in 2000 but continued to release music into the noughties and beyond and still makes regular PAs on the club circuit.

Which Rugrat character would they be? Well, Angelica is the cousin of Timmy Pickles but I’m going for a character called Tina Trousers who was a toy doll that appeared in one episode. Tina Cousins once dispensed with trousers altogether when performing that ABBA medley at the BRITS preferring instead to wear a silver catsuit.

And so we come to a piece of chart history. Two pieces in fact. By dint of going straight in at No 1 with their single “Blame It On The Weatherman”, B*Witched become the first band ever to have their first four singles debut at No 1. The record wouldn’t last long as those dastardly Westlife boys would equal that feat by the end of the year and break it within the first few months of 2000. However, I’m pretty sure that the couldn’t lay claim to that second chart record which was that this was the first time ever that siblings had taken over from each other at No 1. Yes, the chart baton was handed over by Shane Lynch of Boyzone to his twin sisters Keavey and Edele of B*Witched. I don’t recall a big fuss about this at the time but it was quite a story I guess.

Having released two frenetically paced songs as their first two singles and a ballad as their third, B*Witched ploughed a furrow down the middle with their fourth as “Blame It On The Weatherman” is a mid-tempo pop song with an almost acoustic feel that was pleasant but unspectacular to my ears. Given that its parent album had been out over five months by the time of its release, was it a surprise that it went straight to No 1? Maybe. This was the peak of the group’s success with no subsequent release (single nor album) even making the Top 3.

I clearly recall doing a big display for “Blame It On The Weatherman” in the Our Price shop I was working in at the time so I, at least, must have been expecting big sales. The other big release that week which got a similar sized display was “Strong” by Robbie Williams which would enter the charts at No 4 but for some reason was never featured on TOTP which strikes me as quite odd on reflection.

Which Rugrat character would they be? With twins in their line up, they have to be Phil and Lil DeVille.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Andy Williams	Music To Watch Girls By	Good song but no
2	Kele Le Roc	My Love	Nope
3	Steps	Better Best Forgotten	No
4	Underworld	Push Upstairs	I did not
5	Whitney Houston	It’s Not Right But It’s OK	Nah
6	Boyzone	When The Going Gets Tough	Not even for charity
7	Tina Cousins	Killin’ Time	Never
8	B*Witched	Blame It On The Weatherman	And no

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002qx5m/top-of-the-pops-26031999

TOTP 1998: the epilogue

Posted on January 8 by 80stastic

There goes 1998. Not one of my favourite years neither personally nor musically. In the wider world, there were some seismic events but perhaps none more so than the Good Friday Agreement signed between the UK and Irish governments to bring about an end to the violence of The Troubles. A referendum on the agreement held in May received overwhelming support. In technology, the DVD format was released to the UK market. One of the first titles made available was Jumanji (the original version obviously) but uptake is small to begin with – only 6,000 units are sold by the end of the year. By Christmas 1999, we would have a sizeable offering of DVDs in the Our Price record store I was working in. Funny to think that it’s very much seen as an obsolete format in the streaming era. There were two stories that made headlines in the red tops and the music press. The first was the arrest of George Michael in a public toilet in LA on charges of lewd behaviour which would lead to the singer being outed for his sexuality. The second was the departure of Geri Halliwell from the Spice Girls which ultimately would usher in an end to the group’s imperial phase.

As we’ve touched on the subject, let’s get back to the music which is what this blog is about after all. As with most years, it was a right old mixed bag of styles and genres in the charts. Here’s the usual look at the Top 50 selling singles of ten year:

Best-selling singles

No.	Title	Artist	Peak position	Sales^[2]
1	“Believe“	Cher	1	1,519,371^[3]
2	“My Heart Will Go On“	Celine Dion	1	1,302,000+
3	“It’s Like That“	Run–D.M.C. vs. Jason Nevins	1	1,092,000+
4	“No Matter What“	Boyzone	1	1,074,192
5	“C’est la Vie“	B*Witched	1
6	“How Do I Live“	LeAnn Rimes	7	700,000+
7	“Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)”	Chef	1
8	“Goodbye“	Spice Girls	1	679,000+
9	“Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)“	Pras Michel featuring ODB & introducing Mýa	2
10	“Truly Madly Deeply“	Savage Garden	4
11	“Music Sounds Better with You“	Stardust	2
12	“Heartbeat”/”Tragedy“	Steps	2^[a]
13	“Viva Forever“	Spice Girls	1	622,000
14	“3 Lions ’98“	Baddiel, Skinner & the Lightning Seeds	1
15	“Doctor Jones“	Aqua	1
16	“Never Ever“	All Saints	1
17	“I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing“	Aerosmith	4
18	“The Boy Is Mine“	Brandy & Monica	2
19	“Feel It“	The Tamperer featuring Maya	1
20	“Brimful of Asha“	Cornershop	1
21	“Rollercoaster“	B*Witched	1
22	“Frozen“	Madonna	1
23	“Horny ’98“	Mousse T. vs. Hot ‘N’ Juicy	2
24	“Vindaloo“	Fat Les	2
25	“Angels“	Robbie Williams	4
26	“Dance the Night Away“	The Mavericks	4
27	“Under the Bridge“/”Lady Marmalade“	All Saints	1
28	“Freak Me“	Another Level	1
29	“Millennium“	Robbie Williams	1
30	“To the Moon and Back“	Savage Garden	3
31	“One for Sorrow“	Steps	2
32	“Together Again“	Janet Jackson	4
33	“To You I Belong“	B*Witched	1
34	“Got the Feelin’“	Five	3
35	“High“	Lighthouse Family	4
36	“Finally Found“	Honeyz	4
37	“Perfect 10“	The Beautiful South	2
38	“Sex on the Beach“	T-Spoon	2
39	“Save Tonight“	Eagle-Eye Cherry	6
40	“I Love the Way You Love Me“	Boyzone	2
41	“Up and Down“	Vengaboys	4
42	“You Make Me Wanna…“	Usher	1
43	“Stop“	Spice Girls	2	332,000
44	“Last Thing on My Mind“	Steps	6
45	“When You’re Gone“	Bryan Adams featuring Melanie C	3
46	“If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next“	Manic Street Preachers	1
47	“Mysterious Times“	Sash! featuring Tina Cousins	2
48	“Because We Want To“	Billie	1
49	“Girlfriend“	Billie	1
50	“Turn It Up (Remix)/Fire It Up“	Busta Rhymes	2

Pick the bones out of that. Well, the first thing I’ve noticed is that 40% of the Top 10 weren’t actually No 1s. Indeed, two of them only got as high as No 4 (Savage Garden) and No 7 (LeAnne Rimes). So how did they manage to end up in the list of the year’s end Top 10 sellers? Well, they stayed on the charts for months, selling steadily rather than spectacularly, treating their Top 40 journey as a marathon rather than a sprint and winning the race that way. They weren’t the only examples of singles with a prolonged chart life. “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” by Aerosmith, “Dance The Night Away” by The Mavericks and still selling from 1997, “Angels” by Robbie Williams had similar trajectories. And there was me thinking singles were in and out of the charts within two weeks at this time! In fairness to me, that perception was based on factual evidence like this – of the first ten chart toppers of the year, only one of them spent more than a solitary week at No 1. This phenomenon would occur another 13 times throughout 1998. The only singles to ascend to the chart summit for more than two weeks were Run-D.M.C. vs Jason Nevins (six weeks), “Three Lions ‘98” (three), “No Matter What” by Boyzone (three) and 1998’s best seller “Believe” by Cher. In fact, three of those were in the Top 4 best selling singles of the year. Looking at the make up of the rest of the Top 50, there are a few artists who have more than one entry:

B*Witched (three)
Spice Girls (three)
Steps (three)
All Saints (two)
Billie (two)
Savage Garden (two)
Robbie Williams (two)

That’s over a third of the Top 50 being supplied by just seven acts. What does this tell us? I have no idea other than you’d probably describe them all as being of a mainstream pop flavour. T’was ever thus? A deeper dive into the Top 10 breaks down like this I would suggest:

4 x ballads (Spice Girls, LeAnne Rimes, Boyzone, Celine Dion)
1 x novelty hit (Chef)
1 x cheesy pop song (B*Witched)
2 x rap influenced tracks (Run-D.M.C. vs Jason Nevins, Pras)
1 x dance/pop anthem (Cher)
1 x mainstream rock/pop hit (Savage Garden)

Probably nothing very left field in there except Run-D.M.C. and possibly Pras though I did once refer to the song his hit sampled as “Islands In The Mainstream” so middle of the road was it. Was this a case of the lowest common denominator striking again? What is noticeable is that despite the plethora of dance tunes in the charts this year, not many of them feature in the Top 50. I’d say…what…six are by what you would call out and out dance acts? Cornershop? “Brimful Of Asha” was a dance track but only because of the Norman Cook remix. I’m not sure they were a dance artist were they? I’d say it was a similar story for R&B/hip hop/rap artists in this year.

Looking at the Top 50 best selling albums chart of the year, it’s all very familiar with the majority of it made up of established or mainstream artists. The Corrs took the crown for selling more copies of their album “Talk On Corners” than anyone else with big hitters like George Michael, Madonna and Celine Dion all placing inside the Top 10. Special mention must go to Robbie Williams for having two albums in the mix at Nos 4 and 5. This was the point of no return for us and Robbie – he was here to stay. One of 1997’s biggest albums “Urban Hymns” maintained its strong sales for a second year to remain inside the Top 10 whilst Boyzone confounded the theory that boy bands couldn’t sell albums by coming in the bronze medal position with “Where We Belong”. Very unusually, a soundtrack album made the Top 10 and when I say ‘soundtrack’, I don’t mean a collection of pop songs that may or may not feature in a film briefly or over the credits. No, I mean a soundtrack album featuring the incidental music from the film. Said soundtrack was “Titanic: Music from the Motion Picture” by James Horner though the fact that it included Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” probably helped to increase its commercial chances. In the final analysis, I’d have to say there is no final analysis, at least not one which you could draw hard and fast conclusions from and certainly none that I could condense into this post. Make your own minds up I guess.

Best-selling albums

No.	Title	Artist	Peak position	Sales^[5]
1	Talk on Corners	The Corrs	1	1,676,000
2	Ladies & Gentlemen: The Best of George Michael	George Michael	1	1,523,000
3	Where We Belong	Boyzone	1
4	Life thru a Lens	Robbie Williams	1	1,241,000
5	I’ve Been Expecting You	Robbie Williams	1	1,093,000
6	Urban Hymns	The Verve	1	1,085,000
7	Ray of Light	Madonna	1
8	Let’s Talk About Love	Celine Dion	1
9	All Saints	All Saints	2
10	Titanic: Music from the Motion Picture	James Horner	1	883,000^[6]
11	Postcards from Heaven	Lighthouse Family	2
12	The Best of M People	M People	2
13	Step One	Steps	2
14	Quench	The Beautiful South	1
15	Hits	Phil Collins	1
16	Savage Garden	Savage Garden	2
17	One Night Only	Bee Gees	4
18	The Star and the Wiseman: The Best of Ladysmith Black Mambazo	Ladysmith Black Mambazo	2	623,000
19	Left of the Middle	Natalie Imbruglia	7^[b]
20	International Velvet	Catatonia	1
21	The Best of 1980–1990	U2	4
22	BWitched*	B*Witched	3
23	Blue	Simply Red	1
24	This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours	Manic Street Preachers	1
25	Five	Five	1
26	The Best of	James	1
27	Spiceworld	Spice Girls	2^[c]
28	Voice of an Angel	Charlotte Church	4
29	White on Blonde	Texas	4^[d]
30	#1’s	Mariah Carey	10
31	Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie	Alanis Morissette	3
32	Believe	Cher	8^[e]
33	The Best of 1980–1990 & B-Sides	U2	1
34	Big Willie Style	Will Smith	11
35	The Masterplan	Oasis	2
36	Aquarium	Aqua	6
37	Songs from Ally McBeal	Vonda Shepard	3
38	Trampoline	The Mavericks	10
39	Maverick a Strike	Finley Quaye	6^[f]
40	Mezzanine	Massive Attack	1
41	OK Computer	Radiohead	5^[g]
42	Honey to the B	Billie	14
43	Version 2.0	Garbage	1
44	The Movies	Michael Ball	13
45	Truly: The Love Songs	Lionel Richie	5
46	Modern Classics: The Greatest Hits	Paul Weller	7
47	Jane McDonald	Jane McDonald	1
48	The Very Best of Meat Loaf	Meat Loaf	14
49	Up	R.E.M.	2
50	You’ve Come a Long Way, Baby	Fatboy Slim	2^[h]

And TOTP? What happened with the grand old show in 1998? Well, executive producer Chris Cowey really had his feet under the table after replacing Ric Blaxill the previous year. After axing the ‘golden mic’ slot when he initially started, he added to his roster of presenters with Jamie Theakston and Kate Thornton although they essentially replaced the departing Zoe Ball and Jo Whiley. That wasn’t all though. On 1 May, a remixed version of the classic “Whole Lotta Love” theme tune previously used in the 1970s was introduced, accompanied by a new 1960s-inspired logo and title sequence. The times they were a-changing…or at least reverting to what they once were.

Hits That Never Were

As with 1997’s epilogue post, I struggled to find many candidates for this section. The charts positions beyond Nos 1 to 40 seemed to be populated by hits on their way down, re-entries of previous big hits or dance tunes I had no idea about. For what it’s worth, here are four of the few non-hits that I was familiar with.

Gomez – “Get Myself Arrested”

Released: Jun ‘98

Chart peak: No 45

As the end of the 90s loomed, Gomez were being talked up as one of the brightest new bands around off the back of their winning the Mercury Music Prize, beating out the overwhelming favourites The Verve. Their brand of Americana roots rock struck a chord with the music press generating the common reaction of ‘how could these young, white lads from Southport be able to make a sound that sounded so mature and American?’. Although not furnished with huge hit singles (the biggest, “Whippin’ Piccadilly”, only made No 35), their debut album “Bring It On” would make it to No 11. My wife was one of those that bought it and it certainly had something intriguing about it, an ability to draw you in with its discordant arrangements and structures. It shouldn’t really have worked but it somehow did.

Two Top 10 albums followed but by 2004’s “Split The Difference”, their popularity had tailed off and when their label Hut Recordings shut down, they asked parent company Virgin to be released from their contract. They are still together though haven’t released an album since 2011. The band’s Tom Gray is involved with the Broken Record campaign which has lobbied the government to regulate music streaming.

Grandad Roberts and his Son Elvis – “Meat Pie Sausage Roll”

Released: Jun ‘98

Chart peak: No 67

What?! Have I lost my mind by including this? Maybe. Musically, it’s utter tripe but then it was a novelty football song released to cash in on the 1998 World Cup so it was maybe supposed to be? It was supposed to be funny though, a state I think it achieved due to its creator, the rather marvellous Mancunian comedian Smug Roberts. I spent nearly the whole of the 90s living in Manchester, and as such, I first became aware of Smug on a night out at the legendary comedy venue the Frog and Bucket where he was the compere one night and he was hilarious. I recall one story he told about the differences in the viewers that Blue Peter attracted as opposed to its ITV counterpart Magpie which had me in stitches.

By the late 90s, he had a radio show on Key 103 which featured the character ‘Grandad Roberts’ and a jingle that referenced Oldham Athletic FC and the chant “Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, come on Oldham, gi’s a goal”. With a slight rewording and some extra lyrics, it was released as an England World Cup song. It was never going to outsell “Three Lions ‘98” nor “Vindaloo” but it was a nice alternative all the same and certainly better than all those other hateful sausage themed novelty songs inflicted on us by Ladbaby that somehow gave them five consecutive Christmas No 1s.

Smug Roberts would go on to appear in various TV shows and films including 24 Hour Party People, Cold Feet and the magnificent Looking For Eric in which his character tells a joke about two monkeys in a bath…

Billy Bragg & Wilco: “Way Over Yonder In The Minor Key”

Released: Nov ‘98

Chart Peak: No 89

Now this was an interesting concept. A project to put to music previously unheard lyrics by the legendary folk artist Woody Guthrie organised by his daughter Nora. OK, if that doesn’t float your boat then you have to at least admire a man who had a guitar with the slogan ‘this machine kills fascists’ on it. So why were Billy Bragg and Wilco the artists asked to be involved in this project? Well, Bragg had performed at a Woody Guthrie tribute in 1995 and with his political activism, social conscience and folk sensibilities, he was a natural fit. Billy then approached alt-country act Wilco whose links to traditional American folk made them an obvious choice. The collaboration resulted in the “Mermaid Avenue” album, which gave the world a whole load of new Woody Guthrie tracks with the time elapsed between the lyrics being written and the music composed in some cases being nigh on 60 years. I guess it was a bit too niche to be a huge seller but it did shift enough copies in the UK to be certified a silver disc.

The two tracks I remember most from it are album opener “Walt Whitman’s Niece” and the single “Way Over Yonder In The Minor Key”. The latter is a great little song with Billy and Wilco giving musical expression to Guthrie’s words which reference the county he grew up in, the marvellously named, only-in-America Okfuskee. It was never going to be a hit in the UK in 1998 but the fact that it was even the tiniest footnote in the chart landscape was important in reminding us all that there was more music out there than the endless conveyor belt of generic dance tracks.

Jimmy Nail with Strange Fruit – “The Flame Still Burns”

Released: Nov ‘98

Chart peak: No 47

I do love a film about a fictional rock/pop group. Stardust, This Is Spinal Tap, The Rutles and That Thing You Do! all fall into that category. In 1998, we got Still Crazy to add to that list. The tale of reforming a 70s rock band called Strange Fruit (who were clearly modelled on Pink Floyd including their own Syd Barrett character), it starred Stephen Rea, Billy Connolly, Timothy Spall, Bill Nighy (with what surely was the prototype for his rock star role in Love Actually) and Jimmy Nail. The film builds to a climax surrounding the performance of this track “The Flame Still Burns” at the Wisbech Festival, a Strange Fruit song that, if I recall the plot correctly, had gained almost mythical status for never having been performed live before. Now, I thought that it was an OK rock ballad that worked well in the film’s narrative but reading some of the comments attached to this YouTube clip, people who like it, love it with more than one person saying it had been used as a funeral song for a loved one. Wow! It received a Golden Globe nomination for Best Original Song but lost out to “The Prayer” from Quest For Camelot. It was co-written by Squeeze’s Chris Difford who contributed numerous songs to the soundtrack.

I believe the film was well received critically but I’m not convinced that it did big numbers at the box office which may have contributed to the single failing to make the Top 40. Still, if you find yourself with time on your hands and looking for a film to watch, you could do worse than Still Crazy. It’s no This Is Spinal Tap (what is?) and “The Flame Still Burns” is no *insert your favourite Spinal Tap song here* but it’s an enjoyable way to spend an hour and a half.

Hits We Missed

Bernard Butler – “Not Alone”

Released: Mar ‘98

Chart peak: No 27

The first of two artists who in this section whom released debut albums this year which I still play to this day. We start with Bernard Butler who had clearly been around for years up to this point as Suede’s guitarist and then part of McAlmont & Butler so I guess I should qualify my opening remark about ‘debut albums’ as in the case of Bernard, his album “People Move On” clearly wasn’t the first time he been involved in a major release. However, it had taken him four years to put something out just under his own name since departing Suede in 1994. For me, it was worth the wait.

Comprising some fine tunes from the mighty “You Just Know” (which would be used to soundtrack Match of the Day’s ‘Goal of the Month’ competition) to the superbly crafted rock/pop of third single “A Change Of Heart” to the delicate, spare “You Light The Fire”, it’s full of winners. Perhaps my favourite track though is “Not Alone”. A just superb production with that opening Phil Spector-esque wall of sound intro building to the release of an epic track with a killer chorus. I’m a sucker for an obvious reference in a song so the emphasised guitar lick when Bernard sings “And I won’t need to show you my heart, cos all I need in my hands is an electric guitar” gets me every time. My abiding association with that song though is when I came to leave working in record shops and had applied for a job in the civil service. When I got the letter saying yay or nay, I decided to soundtrack the moment and put on “Not Alone”‘ so that dramatic intro finished just as I opened the envelope and read that I’d got the job. A silly little thing but sometimes they’re the most important.

The album would do well critically with generally positive reviews and commercially going silver for sales of 60,000 units. In 2022, “People Move On” was reissued as a four CD package with Bernard re-recording his vocals. I’ve listened to both versions and although the latter is not without merit, you can’t beat the original release in my book.

Travis – “More Than Us EP”

Released: Mar ‘98

Chart peak: No 16

For many, it may have seemed that Travis experienced overnight success in 1999 with the release of their album “The Man Who” which went to No 1 and would become the third best selling album of the year in the UK. However, that would be a misrepresentation of their rise to fame, riches and glory. Firstly, “The Man Who” took a while to catch fire commercially. It spent two weeks inside the Top 10 but the following five drifting down the charts before rising again to peak at No 1 three months after it was released. Secondly, the band had been in existence since 1990 (albeit under a different name for the first three years). Thirdly, “The Man Who” wasn’t their first album. That would be “Good Feeling” which came out in the September of ‘97 and was a reasonable commercial success peaking at No 9 and furnishing the band with five Top 40 singles. The last of these was the “More Than Us” EP which included two other tracks from the album – second single “All I Want To Do Is Rock” and album closer “Funny Thing”. We had a promo album sampler sent to the Our Price store where I was working which I signed out to myself once the actual album had been released and was so impressed by it that I ended up buying the complete said album. It’s a much more rock orientated sound the the follow up that really made their name and would perhaps dispel the preconceived perceptions of the band’s sound if listened to by the uninitiated. Perhaps.

“More Than Us” though isn’t a rock song but a delicate, thoughtful and yet resilient ballad that has the ability to transport. Many comments online in support of the track talk of the listener being taken to another place, detached from reality for a few blissful minutes. That’s the power and importance of music right there. Unfairly, Travis have been dismissed as a band by many on the unwarranted grounds of being bland or inoffensive and perhaps even worse, a poor man’s Coldplay – is that the ultimate insult given their own not always favourable public perception? Music writer Wyndham Wallace even made a documentary about why he doesn’t like Travis called Almost Fashionable in which he joined the band on tour to see if they could change his mind about them. I should probably seek it out to seen if they did. I truly hope so.

Embrace – “Come Back To What You Know”

Released: May ‘98

Chart peak: No 6

Now for that second artist whose debut album I keep returning to. Embrace are probably the band I have seen live the most in my life – maybe five or six times – and yet I wasn’t in from the start with them. Despite working in a record shop, I somehow missed their first three EPs despite the fact that all three charted with “All You Good Good People” even going Top 10. I certainly hadn’t been aware of the initial release of the latter on independent label Fierce Panda in early 1997. All I knew was that people were talking them up as the next Oasis, a comparison which now seems unfair as well as inaccurate. However, I finally got on board with “Come Back To What You Know” which took them to a then career high of No 6. There’s a lot going on in this track. Yes, it’s anthemic with a huge production (apparently producer Youth tussled with the band for ages about how it should sound) but it also has an unusual rhythm to it. It almost stutters in places, unsure of where to go next before letting the chorus off the leash. Even then though, the chorus seems to undulate in an unorthodox way yet somehow resolves itself with a truly memorable hook. Like I say, there’s a lot going on there.

Parent album “The Good Will Out” debuted at No 1 going gold on its first day of release and there’s so many fine tracks on there (14 in all) but I think my absolute favourite is “That’s All Changed Forever” which gets me every time. After an eight year hiatus, they returned in 2014 with an eponymously titled album and have released two more since with rumours of album No 9 due in 2026. Come back to what you know indeed.

Drugstore featuring Thom Yorke – “El Presidente”

Released: Apr ‘98

Chart peak: No 20

Here’s a great forgotten 90s hit. Drugstore are led by Brazilian singer-songwriter and bassist Isabel Monteiro and have been together for over 30 years minus the odd hiatus and have released four albums in that time (not prolific then) but their only hit and therefore most famous song was this very cinematic track featuring Radiohead’s Thom Yorke on shared vocals. Written about former socialist Chilean president Salvador Allende, it’s a heady mix of sounds with Monteiro’s vocals almost Cerys Matthews like in places whilst the atmospheric slow building intro makes for an eerie but effective opening. I use the word ‘cinematic’ deliberately as the band’s music has featured on four movie soundtrack albums whilst also appearing in the TV series This Life and Teachers. As for the Thom Yorke cameo, I’m assuming that transpired from Drugstore supporting Radiohead earlier in their career. It was an inspired collaboration with Yorke’s plaintive vocals the perfect accompaniment. Supposedly, the band are still active though they haven’t released anything for 15 years and Monteiro has now returned to her home country of Brazil.

Theaudience – “A Pessimist Is Never Disappointed”

Released: May ‘98

Chart peak: No 27

Long before she assumed near national treasure status as the queen of the kitchen disco, Sophie Ellis Bextor was the lead singer of an aspiring post-Britpop band called theaudience (not sure that formatting worked) As I recall, there was quite the buzz about them which seemed, in retrospect, to be based on not much. One album and two medium sized Top 40 singles was all they managed before they were dropped by their label Mercury after they had rejected the demoes for a second album. Having said that, I quite liked this track, the first of those two hits not least because I thought its title was interesting and maybe even clever. Of course, there was a school of thought that said we didn’t need another female lead singer-led indie guitar band after a plethora of during the Britpop era like Sleeper, Echobelly and Elastica but such was the star quality surrounding Ellis Bextor that the music press couldn’t help themselves but give them column inches.

The track itself is melodic and not without charm and had the added bite of the line “and we all sing the same fucking song” although the expletive was changed for ‘stupid’ in the version released to radio. I think the song’s quality is confirmed by the fact that it could be recorded as a French language acoustic version (which was included as an extra track on the CD single) and also re-recorded with an orchestral arrangement for Ellis Bextor’s greatest hits compilation “The Song Diaries” in 2019. Sophie would embark on a further music career that took in a No 1 with Spiller in “Groovejet (If This Ain’t Love)” and the ubiquitous “Murder On The Dancefloor”. With all that success, I wonder if she would ever consider herself a pessimist?

Morcheeba – “Part Of The Process”

Released: Aug ‘98

Chart peak: No 38

Morcheeba’s Wikipedia entry lists their sound as spanning genres including trip hop, electronica, R&B and downtempo (whatever that is) so they were unlikely to be on my radar. However, fortunately for me, they were on my wife’s who bought their album “Big Calm” which went double platinum in the UK. Despite that success and a further three gold selling albums, the band have a surprisingly small amount of hit singles – just the three Top 40 entries with none of them getting higher than No 34. “Part Of The Process” was their second biggest chart hit but its peak of No 38 was unfathomable – it really should have been a bigger hit. Just like Drugstore, it’s opening is very filmic conjuring up images of spaghetti westerns before channeling Beck’s slacker anthem “Loser”. A country slide guitar ushers in the pleasantly catchy chorus, a theme which is repeated in the middle eight. It really is quite marvellous in an understated kind of way. The Jason And The Argonauts style video is fun too. The band are still together having released their most recent album in 2025, though the partnership of brothers Paul and Ross Godfrey was dissolved when the former left in 2014.

Their Season In The Sun

Aaron Carter

A tragic tale of too much fame coming to someone at too young an age. Little brother of Nick of the Backstreet Boys, Aaron had three UK Top 40 hits and a Top 20 album in 1998. Coming in like a 90s Little Jimmy Osmond (and just as annoying), his cover of “Surfin’ USA” by the Beach Boys was both excruciating and excrement. His fame and success would continue into the new Millennium in America but we’d had our fill of him by then thankfully. After filing for bankruptcy in 2013 over unpaid taxes relating to his late 90s wealth, he died in 2022 aged just 34 by accidental drowning after inhaling difluoroethane and taking alprazolam (Xanax).

Will Mellor

Before going on to roles in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, White Van Man and Mr Bates vs The Post Office, actor Will Mellor was Jambo in Hollyoaks. Deciding that he could do a Jason Donovan and go from soap star to pop star, he left the Chester set soap and made the move to the recording studio. Sadly, his venture was more Nick Berry than Jason. His cover of Leo Sayer’s “When I Need You” took him straight into the Top 5 emboldening him so much that he decided to saunter down to the Merseyway shopping centre in Stockport one Saturday afternoon and wonder around the Our Price store I was working in whilst all the time wearing sunglasses but clearly hoping to be recognised. Berk! A second single failed to make the Top 20 and that was it for Will the pop star. He seems to have gotten over his folly of youth and comes across as a decent bloke these days from what I’ve seen of him.

Cleopatra

Three Top 5 hits with your first three singles released and a sliver album is quite the feat, especially when you are a trio with a combined age of 47. Yes, the three Higgins sisters were all just teenagers when they were thrust into the limelight in 1998 and courted by no less a name than Madonna who signed them to her Maverick label. Support slots on the Spice Girls tour and their own TV show followed before performing at the Vatican Christmas Carol Concert by request of Pope John Paul II. It couldn’t last though and their second album was never released in the UK. The trio split in 2001 but have reformed numerous times over the years but are currently inactive.

Yes, they had more hits post 1998 including a fourth consecutive No 1 single but second album syndrome seemed to take hold with sophomore effort “Awake And Breathe” not selling even half the amount of copies that its predecessor did. A third album failed to appear and the band were dropped by their record label Sony in 2001 before splitting in 2002. They reformed in 2012 and are still performing live mainly on the nostalgia circuit but are scheduled for an unlikely appearance in May this year in the cathedral of my home city of Worcester.

Last Words

Goodbye 1998 and good riddance. Seriously, this was not a good year and reviewing these TOTP repeats has been a chore. A pain. A drag. A solid drag in fact. I have little hopes that 1999 will be any better sadly. Judging by my posts, I don’t seem to have bought much music in this year despite working in a record shop

Personally, I had a very difficult time in 1998 succumbing to an episode of poor mental health that laid me low with five weeks off work. The silver lining was that my return to work involved a change of store which worked out really well. In other news, my beloved Chelsea won two trophies this year. TWO! I could only have dreamt of such things as a young boy growing up supporting a club with a procession of hopelessly average and, on occasion, downright poor football teams. So not everything was awful then. Maybe 1999 will turn out to be better than I remember…

TOTP 18 DEC 1998

Posted on January 2 by 80stastic

It’s the week before Christmas in 1998 and all eyes are on the race to be that year’s festive No 1. Well, mine were as I was working in the Our Price store in Altrincham so focussing on the late December dash up the charts was kind of part of the job. Now, the Top 20 countdown featured in this episode wasn’t the Christmas chart. That would be announced in the TOTP Christmas show* that aired on BBC2 on the big day itself so whoever was No 1 in this particular episode knew that they only had to hang on for seven days to take the title.

*I’m not reviewing the Christmas show as that was basically a rundown of the biggest selling singles of the year which no doubt I will have already reviewed potentially multiple times. The only ‘new’ songs were Denise van Outen and Johnny Vaughan doing a cover of “Especially For You” and a Christmas song from Jane McDonald – yeah, I think I’m doing us all a favour by skipping those two.

So who were the contenders? Let’s take a look…

Our host is Jayne Middlemiss who seems to have chopped some locks off although in the Christmas show she has longer hair so either they were extensions or they filmed that before this show? Anyway, with the greatest respect, I don’t think the opening act were in the running for the festive No 1 spot although one of their number had come very close to one 12 years prior*. In fact, The Beautiful South had a chart topper to their name – 1990’s “A Little Time” – and actually had come very close to another with their last single “Perfect 10” but I stand by my stance that they were never really in the running for the big Christmas prize. “Dumb”, the follow up to “Perfect 10”, was such a downbeat tune that it seemed an odd choice for a single at any time of the year but at Christmas time? Very strange. I’m a bit of a fan of Paul Heaton and his various musical incarnations but this is not one of my favourites of his. It seems quite repetitive and more concerned with its musicality than a tune. It’s still knocks spots off most of the crud in the charts this year though. “Dumb” peaked at No 16.

*The Housemartins were bumped off the No 1 spot at the death when the rerelease of Jackie Wilson’s “Reet Petite” claimed the festive chart topper over “Caravan Of Love” in 1986.

Oh blimey! This has come around quicker than I was expecting. Time to bring out the *SPOILER ALERT!* sign. The 1998 Christmas No 1 is suddenly upon us. Tear up those betting slips anybody who doubted the continuing pull of the Spice Girls as “Goodbye” beats off all competition to give the group three consecutive festive winners, the first time this has been achieved since The Beatles did it between 1963 and 1965. Despite the trauma of losing Geri Halliwell from their line up and the fall out of that, they ended the year as they began it at No 1. Obviously given its title, conclusions were leapt to that it was about Halliwell and it turned out that was true but that wasn’t the whole story. It was originally written whilst Geri was still in the group about the ending of a non-specific relationship but was rewritten following her departure to be specifically about her. A genuine outpouring of emotion or cynical manipulation of a situation to enrich the organisation? You decide. There was, of course, another reading of that title – that it was valedictory and heralded the end of the Spice Girls. That wasn’t quite true, there was another album and one last No 1 single but what was undeniable was that it drew a line under the first phase* of the group. They would not release any more material in the 90s. For me personally, this was the end of the Spice Girls story. However, they will be back for one more TOTP appearance in the next BBC4 repeat so their 90s story is not quite done yet.

*I’m not splitting hairs about first and second phases of the group pre and post Geri. I’m referring to the different phases when they were a recording artist and just a nostalgia reunion touring entity.

Another all girl group now as the Honeyz follow up their debut hit “Finally Found” with another Top 5 smash in “End Of The Line”. Another smooth soul sound, this was also an accomplished ballad that ebbed and flowed, swooped and soared – I could imagine Whitney Houston singing it, especially the “I deserve some damn respect” line. Did it ever gave a shot at being the Christmas No 1? No, I don’t think so – Honeyz weren’t established enough to take on the likes of the Spice Girls what with “End Of The Line” being only their second single. Curiously, despite racking up five Top 10 singles straight off the bat, I’m not sure they ever did fully establish themselves. Parent album to all those hits – “Wonder No 8” – never really achieved massive sales peaking at No 33. To this day, it remains the group’s only album release.

To a group now who did have a UK No 1 to their name but that was five years prior and their latest offering in 1998 was surely destined never to be enshrined in the annals of festive chart toppers. “Always Have, Always Will” was undoubtedly prime Christmas party playlist fodder with its blatant Motown rip off sound but Ace Of Base were never more than big outsiders at the bookies. Indeed, back in 1993 despite “All That She Wants” riding high in the charts, I think you would have got long odds on them being consistent hitmakers throughout the rest of the 90s but here they were with their eleventh UK Top 40 single. Obviously, the Motown samples are to the fore but it also sounds like that Eurovision song Sonia did also in 1993 or even this from the first Nativity…

One of the band appears to be missing from this performance – the blonde singer who I believe is the sister of the Anni-Frid lookalike on vocals here. Where was she then? Maybe this Motown pastiche was too shameful even for her? Certainly some of the 60s style dancing in the studio audience – were they planted dancers like in the good old days? – was embarrassing.

Having had three Top 10 hits to this point, Lutricia McNeal, not surprisingly, threw her hat into the ring for a tilt at the Christmas No 1 by releasing a ballad. Well, it was traditional. “The Greatest Love You’ll Never Know” certainly had the title of something that the aforementioned Whitney Houston might have recorded but its sound was very nondescript. It wasn’t in with a sniff of being the season’s best seller. Maybe Lutricia (or her record label) knew this and so, to increase its chances of success, made it a double A-side with a cover of classic Christmas hit – “When A Child Is Born” made famous by Johnny Mathis. After having heard that version dozens of times in the run up to Christmas 2025, I wasn’t likely to seek out Lutricia’s take on it but I did wonder if she did the cringey spoken word bit towards the end? And talking of the end, this would be McNeal’s final ever hit (and presumably TOTP appearance). Sadly, her legacy remains that although I remember her name, it’s because of the unusual nature of that moniker rather than her music.

Here’s another female solo artist with their eyes on the Christmas prize but, unlike Lutricia McNeal, she didn’t go with a smoochy ballad but instead stuck rigidly to the dance/pop formula that had already brought her two No 1 singles from her first two releases. I speak of Billie who, like another act we will see tonight, had ambitions of making it three chart toppers out of three. “She Wants You” didn’t break any new ground other than that of not sticking to the tried and tested strategy of releasing two fast tracks and one slow one at the outset of your pop career. Perversely, Billie would release a slower number with her fourth single “Honey To The Bee”.

However, just as Lutricia did, Billie backed up her song with a cover of a previous festive hit (Wham!’s “Last Christmas” in this case) as one of the extra tracks on the CD single. Again, I haven’t sought out Billie’s version and have no intention of doing so but I do wonder if she would have been better off releasing “Honey To The Bee” for Christmas instead. Finally, why are there eight (EIGHT!) male dancers behind her all dressed in their own casual clothes? Not very professional looking is it?

Right, this next one had zero chance of being No 1 for Christmas. Despite all their album sales, the fact is that REM were not prolific when it came to huge hit singles. Of their 22 UK chart entries to this point, only six made the Top 10 and within those, only one breached the Top 5. Added to that, I don’t think they were still in their imperial phase by 1998 so they were unlikely to suddenly release a universal festive tune that would capture the mainstream market and catapult them to the top of the charts. The last time they’d had such a transformative hit was…”Shiny Happy People”? Anyway, the band’s December 1998 hit was “Lotus” the chief lyric of which – “I ate the lotus” – was never going to be a Christmas classic. As with The Beautiful South, it really isn’t their best work but it’s still a decent tune. A big Christmas hit though? No. Actually, and I’m probably in a minority of one with this, but I believe there is an REM Christmas song though I don’t really understand why I think this. I refer to “Find The River” which was the sixth and final single from “Automatic For The People” and the least successful of those six. So why am I banging in about it? Well, it was released two days before December kicked in so there’s that and it somehow channels a Wintery theme which clearly anchors it as a Christmas song. In my head anyway.

And so we arrive at this week’s No 1. The occupants of said position would surely have fancied themselves as front runners to be the Christmas chart topper no? Erm…no. Not this year. I think that the opposition in the form of the Spice Girls was always going to be too strong and so a choice had to be made for/by B*Witched. Did they chance their arm(s) by going head to head with Sporty, Posh, Scary and Baby or did they, to use a golfing term, ‘lay up’ by releasing their single “To You I Belong” a week earlier thus avoiding a confrontation with “Goodbye” and simultaneously bagging their third consecutive No 1? It was a simple decision in the end. Lead singer Edele Lynch’s intro to this appearance of “This is our third No 1 on Top of the Pops. Thanks a million to everyone out there” seems to confirm that everyone involved was happy with the decision and its outcome.

As for the song itself, unlike Billie, B*Witched did follow the ‘two fast then a slow one’ template as “To You I Belong” was nothing like its predecessors. A ballad with a definite Irish feel to it (is that a flute in the mix?), it actually sounds like it was written to hopefully duplicate the success of Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” title which it has more than a passing resemblance. I always found it quite weak and so adjusting its release date to ensure a record breaking* No 1 was a sensible choice.

*With this hit, B*Witched became the first Irish band to have three consecutive No 1 singles.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	The Beautiful South	Dumb	Not for me
2	Spice Girls	Goodbye	No
3	Honeyz	End Of The Line	Nah
4	Ace Of Base	Always Have, Always Will	Never have, never will
5	Lutricia McNeal	The Greatest Love You’ll Never Know	Never
6	Billie	She Wants You	I did not
7	REM	Lotus	Nope
8	B*Witched	To You I Belong	No you didn’t

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TOTP 16 OCT 1998

Posted on November 29 by 80stastic

I ended the last post with the statement that pop was definitely back in 1998 having laid claim to the notion that many of artists who’d had the biggest and most hit singles that year had been almost defiantly of a pop nature. B*Witched, Billie, 911, Cleopatra and Five were just some of the names I mentioned. Well, as if they were forming an orderly queue to prove my point and say “Yes, he’s right”, three of those acts are featured in this show.

Our host is Jayne Middlemiss and we start with what was fast becoming a TOTP tradition let alone a practice – that of starting the show with last week’s No 1 which had now been deposed. I can’t comment about this anymore as I’m boring myself let alone any regular readers of the blog. All I will say is that this means we start the show with “Rollercoaster” by B*Witched who are “staying on for one more ride” says Middlemiss so that explains that executive producer policy decision then. Much is made of the group’s double denim fashion item of choice but for this single, they also employed an unlikely accessory in the form of boxing gloves which are utilised both in the promo video (which we don’t get to see) when they box a strongman in a fair’s boxing ring and on the front cover of the single. Well, they did say they fight like their da’s.

Why are we back in The Riviera again?! After Billie performed in Cannes Beach in the last show, we’re back in the exact same spot with the exact same stage seven days later. Were the BBC trying to sell TOTP to a foreign broadcaster or something at the Cannes TV festival? You know, I don’t think that’s a bad shout actually. On the Top Of The Pops Wikipedia page, it says that executive producer Chris Cowey was actively looking to export the brand overseas with localised versions of the show on air in France, Germany, Holland, Belgium and Italy by the end of his tenure in 2003.

So if that’s what the Beeb was up to, which artist had they got lined up to promote the show? A big name surely? Oh…911…is that right? 911…the trio of a Dec Donnelly lookalike and two dancers who look like bouncers or extras from Brookside? That’s who they went with? OK then. In their defence, they were in the middle of a run of ten consecutive Top 10 hits which was maintained by their cover of “More Than A Woman” which gave them their then biggest hit when it charted at No 2. Originally recorded for a Bee Gees tribute album, it would also serve as the lead single from the group’s third studio album called “There It Is”. A pretty faithful rendition of a song that was recorded by the Bee Gees and Tavares on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack, it did whiff a bit of jumping on the bandwagon when you consider how many other artists had turned to that album for a hit around this time. N-Trance, Adam Garcia, Take That, Kim Wilde and Tina Turner had all gone down that route. Buoyed by the success of their decision to join them, 911 would repeat the trick for their next single which was a cover of Dr. Hook’s “A Little Bit More” which actually got them to No 1.

Watching this Cannes Beach performance, the stage looks a bit overcrowded what with the three lads and three female backing dancers all throwing some shapes in a confined space. Indeed, said backing dancers seem to determined to elbow themselves into camera shot. If the performance was meant to create a buzz around the show then an assembled crowd of eight (presumably paid) women in TOTP T-shirts huddled together in front of the stage didn’t really achieve that.

I’ve said it before but here I am saying it again – are Garbage one of the most underestimated bands of this era? Sure, they had a good run of hit singles including six inside the Top 10 and a No 1, multi platinum album but do they get the credit they deserve? Do they routinely get mentioned as one of the top bands of this era? Maybe I should be directing this question at myself as I did pretty much ignore them apart from the big hits back in the day. I really must investigate their back catalogue more. Take “Special” for example. The third single from “Version 2.0”, I don’t remember it at all but it’s a cracking track that with a retro yet up-to-date sound that even references “Talk Of The Town” by The Pretenders in its outro (they did get personal clearance from Christie Hynde for its use). Then there’s Shirley Manson who is magnificent as the lead singer but is she regularly mentioned when there’s any discussion of the best front people of a rock band? I’m not sure she is. The band themselves are still recording and releasing new material so they possibly don’t welcome being talked about in the past tense but the name of this blog is TOTP Rewind so I’m afraid they’ll have to live with that. I’m a ‘special’ interest blogger as it were.

From one female fronted band to another as The Cardigans return with brand new material and a brand new sound. After the quirky but insanely catchy singalong that was “Lovefool” the previous year, the Swedish indie-pop outfit were back with a much harder style in the form of “My Favourite Game”, lead single from their fourth studio album “Gram Turismo”. Built around a recurring two note guitar riff, it fair stomps along until it stops to draw breath whilst Nina Persson teases out the “I’m losing my favourite game, your losing your mind again” lyrics that create an unlikely hook. It almost shouldn’t work as a track as it shuns established song structure but work it does and then some. Persson looks effortlessly cool up there on stage in this performance with her peroxide blond hair backlit by the studio lights making her look more like Debbie Harry than Debbie Harry did in the late 90s. They would follow “My Favourite Game” with another strong single in “Erase/Rewind”’ paving the way for the album to sell three million copies worldwide.

After Brandy last week, it’s time for her partner in crime Monica to re-establish her solo career this time in the wake of the huge success of their duet “The Boy Is Mine”. I couldn’t be doing with Brandy’s song at all but I’m finding myself a little bit more predisposed to Monica’s. A very little bit. A tiny bit. I believe that is because “The First Night” samples Diana Ross’s marvellous “Love Hangover”. Yes, that must be it as there’s not much else to recommend it although my eyes were drawn to Monica’s two backing dancers. No, not for any salacious reasons but because of the high octane dance moves that they’re busting (or something). Maybe they’re so noticeable because Monica only half joins in with them (sometimes) or maybe it’s because the studio audience, who are crammed together in a semi circle around the small stage area, only have room to perform a half-hearted nerd shuffle behind the dancers.

Unless you’re a superfan (and I’m sure they do exist), for the wider population, Natalie Imbruglia is always going to be predominantly known for one song – “Torn”. It’s really unfair and dismissive but it’s true even though she has released six studio albums and eighteen singles over the course of her music career. One of those singles was “Smoke”, the fourth and final single to be lifted from her debut album “Left Of The Middle”. Now this potentially had a lot going for it – intriguing, dramatic and atmospheric but it takes an age to get going and when it does it has an identity crisis. There’s shades of Tori Amos to it but when the strings kick in, it seems to have Bond theme pretensions. I couldn’t really get on with the “what’s up with that?” lyric either. It strikes me that it’s more of an album track than a single.

In 2007, Natalie released a Best Of album called “Glorious: The Singles 97-07” which would seem to dispute my claim about her only being remembered for one song especially as it went Top 5 and achieved gold sales status. However, of the 15 tracks on the album, five of them were new songs which kind of undermines the point of a Best Of collection no?

The time of Fat Boy Slim is upon us. I purposely didn’t use the name Norman Cook as the time of Norman Cook had been with us since about 1986 in his various guises. The Housemartins, Beats International, Freak Power, Pizzaman, The Mighty Dub Katz and then perhaps his most famous incarnation Fat Boy Slim. Even then, that particular alias had been with us a while. There had already been one Fat Boy Slim album – 1996’s “Better Living Through Chemistry” – although it had failed to make much of an impression chart-wise. Then in June of 1998, the single “Rockefeller Skank” had gone Top 10 though I don’t remember it featuring in any TOTP shows for some reason (Chris Cowey was probably still obsessing with Five or someone). However, when “Gangster Trippin’” came out and went straight to No 3, then we all had to stand up and take note. Parent album “You’ve Come A Long Way, Baby” was released the Monday after this TOTP aired and would debut at No 2 which was impressive enough. However, it exploded early in 1999 in the wake of the “Praise You” single going to No 1 and subsequently the album would match that achievement with four consecutive weeks at the top.

Before that though we have “Gangster Trippin’”, a track immediately recognisable as Fat Boy Slim but obviously made up of lots (and lots!) of samples of other people’s work including DJ Shadow and Dust Junkys both of whom were favourites of some of my much hipper than me Our Price work colleagues. Mention must be made of the Norman Cook cameo in the introduction to the video for the track (yes, a rare actual video in the Chris Cowey era). Voicing an intro from behind a cardboard cut out of the kid from the album cover, Cook confirms my earlier suspicion that he hadn’t been on the show before under the Fat Boy Slim moniker by saying it was his first TOTP appearance. That kid from the album cover is a bit of a mystery. The iconic photograph of him was taken at the 1983 Fat People’s Festival in Danville, Virginia and provided by the Rex Features photo library. His identity though remains a mystery despite many attempts by Cook over the years to find him in order to remunerate him for the use of his image. As for the video itself, it’s essentially just a load of furniture being blown up shown from different angles and in slow motion. Well, it was directed by Roman Coppola, son of Francis Ford Coppola whose many film credits include Apocalypse Now. Maybe Roman loved the smell of burning furniture in the morning.

Billie is No 1 this week with her second single release “Girlfriend”. She’s not in the studio because she’s not very well Jayne Middlemiss informs us so instead we get a presumably pre-recorded performance in what looks like a nightclub but without any patrons in it. Was this from her time in Cannes as well? Wasn’t there a video they could have shown? What was Chris Cowey’s aversion to promo videos anyway and why did he make an exception for Fat Boy Slim’s? “Girlfriend” would last just one week at the top but guess what? Billie will be back on the next TOTP performing it because…Cowey wanted her to?

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	B*Witched	Rollercoaster	Nah
2	911	More Than A Woman	As if
3	Garbage	Special	Good song but no
4	The Cardigans	My Favourite Game	See 3 above
5	Monica	The First Night	I did not
6	Natalie Imbruglia	Smoke	Nope
7	Fat Boy Slim	Gangster Trippin’	No but my wife had the album
8	Billie	Girlfriend	And no

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TOTP 09 OCT 1998

Posted on November 26 by 80stastic

In a truncated show (I think the Fawlty Towers repeats issue was at play again), there’s only seven hits being offered up to the viewing audience but only one of those has been seen before which is last week’s No 1. Our host is Kate Thornton who tells us in her top of the show intro that there’s “a slice of the riviera thrown in for free”. What can she mean? We’ll find out in due course but we start with Ace Of Base who, five years on from their debut hit and No 1 record “All That She Wants”, were still pestering us with their tinny sounding brand of reggae-lite Eurodance. After the sickly sweet but ultimately pointless entity that was their last single “Life Is A Flower”, they were back with a cover version of a Bananarama track. Get that – Bananarama and not fellow Swedes ABBA with whom numerous and completely illegitimate comparisons had been made. “Cruel Summer” was the song chosen supposedly at the demand of their record company. Maybe they thought Steps* had already cornered the market with ABBA soundalikes?

*Steps had themselves had a hit with a cover version of a Bananarama track earlier in 1998. “Last Thing On My Mind” made No 71 in 1992 for the Nanas whereas Steps took it to No 6.

Now this particular song has had quite the prolonged life. Originally a No 8 hit for Bananarama in 1983, it also went Top 10 in America the following year after it was included in the hit movie The Karate Kid. Five years on from that it was remixed and rereleased making it to No 19 in the UK charts. Then came this insipid version from Ace Of Base but get this – they didn’t inflict it upon the world once but three times! A bilingual second version with French boy band Alliage was recorded specifically for the French market and then in 2009, an eight track strong EP of remixes from Rico Bernasconi was released in Germany. Mein gott! Now that is cruel! Mercifully, we only get about 2:15 of the 3:30 total length of the track in this performance presumably as the show had more pressing matters in the Riviera…

…and suddenly were on the beach at Cannes with Jamie Theakston! What the…?! No lead up to it, no proper explanation – Theakston says something about being there for the television festival – and where’s Kate Thornton disappeared to? The camera angle doesn’t impart the sense of glamour and decadence that you’d expect with the French Riviera – it’s just the screen filled with Theakston’s slappable face until we get an aerial shot to show that it’s definitely Cannes beach although it doesn’t look that impressive, just a few palm trees and a tiny stage set up in a corner next to what seems to be a jetty. It’s hardly making the splash that executive producer Chris Cowey must have intended.

So who is the artist in Cannes for this ‘exclusive’ performance? Why it’s Billie of course who is giving us a preview of her second single “Girlfriend”, the follow up to her debut hit “Because We Want To”. Within a week it would follow its predecessor to the top of the charts thereby emulating this week’s No 1 artist B*Witched by having her first two singles not just go to the top but debut there. Pure and simple pop artists were clearly in vogue at this time. Also just like B*Witched, Billie’s second release wasn’t as immediate as her first but I guess it did the job of more than consolidating on that initial success. It does seem a bit basic though and it’s puerile chorus about asking someone if they have a girlfriend doesn’t really sustain but then it was probably perfect for her teenage girl fan base. After all, Billie herself had only just turned 16 a couple of weeks before this TOTP aired. Then we’re back to Theakston who does a link into the next artist back in the studio. So why was he in Cannes anyway? Maybe he was trying to get away from the trauma of having split up with his then girlfriend Natalie Appleton from All Saints? Billie’s song probably didn’t help. Oh, that’s what that exchange between Theakston and Robbie Williams was about the other week when the former introduced the latter onto the TOTP stage and they seemed to be arguing about who had the best girlfriend – Williams was dating Nicole Appleton at the time.

That artist that Theakston links back to in the studio is Bryan Adams who seems to be doing his best impression of Oasis with his new single “On A Day Like Today”. From the acoustic intro to the drenching of strings in the mix, it has a suspicious whiff of “Wonderwall” about it before it eventually goes full soft rock anthem at its climax. It really was a bit of an elephant in the room which was quite apt as the parent album’s cover featured Adams and an elephant’s trunk. After a run of medium sized hits during the mid 90s (including “On A Day Like Today” which peaked at No 13), the end of the decade and the new millennium would herald a string of bigger singles for Bryan. A duet with Mel C made the Top 3 which was followed by two unlikely hits (including a No 1 no less) with ambient/trance DJ Chicane. None of which sounded like Oasis.

After her successful duet with Monica on “The Boy Is Mine”, Brandy is on collab duty again for the follow up, this time with rapper Mase on the track “Top Of The World”. As we’ve seen previously when there’s a rapper/R&B artist get together, the former isn’t available in the studio so his contributions are supplied via the official video on a big screen at the back of the stage behind Brandy. As with her previous hit, the UK record buying public loved this and sent it to No 2 with sales of 200,000 copies. Me? You won’t be surprised to know that:

(a) I don’t remember it

(b) I don’t like it now that I’ve heard it

These types of R&B tracks do nothing for me. I just can’t seem to find any sort of foothold in them that I can grab hold of, no ‘in’ that I can squeeze through to maintain my interest. If I’d been in the studio audience for this performance, Brandy exhorting the assembled crowd to “Come on, sing along if you know the words” would have had zero effect on me not least because she then just sings “sittin’ on top of the world” repeatedly which is basically the title of the song but for the words “sittin’ on”. Even the least observant of us could surely have remembered/known two extra words?!

What on earth is this?! Well, it’s four young people on stage singing Ben E. King’s “Stand By Me” in an urban style badly that’s what it is but it could be an audition for Britain’s Got Talent*. This is just horrible. The people behind it were called 4 The Cause although the real culprits of responsibility would have been their record label I suppose for putting this garbage out. Hailing from Illinois originally but having relocated to Germany, they suddenly found themselves successful with this rubbish across Europe and so tried to repeat the trick with more covers of “Ain’t No Sunshine” by Bill Withers and “Everytime You Go Away” by Hall & Oates but thankfully neither hit pay dirt.

*Tellingly, they got a record contract after winning the Apollo Style talent contest at school in 1995.

Blimey! UB40 were still having hits in 1998? Yes, they were and they were still residents of the UK’s Top 40 as late as 2005 but “Come Back Darling” would be their final Top 10 hit ever. Despite having no doubt reviewed some of them in this blog, I couldn’t have named any of their hits in the 90s after their No 1 cover of “(I Can’t Help) Falling In Love With You”. There were a few though, most of them from their last big selling album “Promises And Lies”. Their next studio album “Guns In The Ghetto” had disappointed commercially and so the band resorted to their reliable fall back position of releasing another volume of their “Labour Of Love” project. The first volume in 1983 and the second from 1990 had both been hugely successful and so I guess it made sense to go there again and “Come Back Darling” was the lead single from it. I have to admit to not knowing the original by Johnny Osbourne and The Sensations but I can only hope it’s better than this dreary, snooze-fest that UB40 dished up. Honestly, I couldn’t make it through to the end of this one – that’s how dull it was. It did strike me though, looking at the band up there on stage, how sad it is that this line up is completely and irreversibly fractured. Brian Travers and Astro have both passed away whilst the split between brothers Robin and Ali Campbell created a fissure so large that there are two versions of the band in existence with seemingly little hope of the two entities being reunified.

B*Witched are No 1 for a second week with “Rollercoaster” bringing to an end a run of six consecutive different chart toppers in six weeks. I mentioned earlier when discussing Billie that pure pop acts were order of the day in 1998 but it’s a claim which stands up when you consider some of the year’s biggest singles artists include Steps, Five, Aqua, Cleopatra and 911 as well as the already established pop big hitters like Boyzone and the Spice Girls. As if to crystallise that sentiment, four of them would appear on a single celebrating the ultimate in pop royalty ABBA with the medley single “Thank ABBA For The Music” that would go to No 4 six months later. Pop was most definitely back.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Ace Of Base	Cruel Summer	Never
2	Billie	Girlfriend	Nah
3	Bryan Adams	On A Day Like Today	I did not
4	Brandy / Mase	Top Of The World	Nope
5	4 The Cause	Stand By Me	Dear me no
6	UB40	Come Back Darling	Negative
7	B*Witched	Rollercoaster	And no

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TOTP 02 OCT 1998

Posted on November 24 by 80stastic

We’ve entered October in these 1998 TOTP repeats meaning that we’re three quarters through the year already. As such, the album release schedules will have been set with an eye on the all important Christmas period. I wonder how many of the artists on this TOTP also had an album to flog and also how well it sold? Our host is Jayne Middlemiss again and we start with Steps with “One For Sorrow”. Despite dropping down the charts from No 7 to No 10, it’s a third appearance on the show for this one because…oh, I’ve no idea anymore and to be honest I’m bored of trying to work out the machinations of the TOTP running order in this era of the show. Or am I just being naive? Was it all about promoting the artist’s album and nothing to do with reflecting the state of the singles chart? Well, let’s look at the factual evidence – did Steps have an album to promote? Yes they did. Their debut “Step One” was in the shops from 14 September so there very much would have been an imperative to advertise it. Maybe it was all as purely cynical as that.

Incidentally, Steps were kept off the No 1 spot in both the singles and album charts in this year by the same artist – Manic Street Preachers. Bizarrely, that chart battle was revived 23 years later when the Manics’ album “The Ultra Vivid Lament” pipped Steps’ “What The Future Holds Pt. 2” to the top spot in 2021. Missing out on a No 1 three times to the same band? It really was a case of “One For Sorrow” for Steps.

Now, this next hit was quite a surprise. Not because the artist behind it was in the charts; as Jayne Middlemiss correctly informs us in her intro, this was the 20th single of their career of which 16 had been UK Top 40 hits. No, it was more its lofty position in the charts. Of those previous 16 hits for The Beautiful South, only five had gone Top 10 (albeit including a No 1). Indeed, their last single release had peaked at No 43 and yet suddenly they were debuting at No 2 with “Perfect 10”. The lead single from their sixth studio album “Quench” (there it is!), it sold 89,000 copies in its first week though it would prove to be the band’s final Top 10 hit. How did this one become such a big hit? The lazy answer would be heavy first week of release discounting but if you check out its chart life, that doesn’t really stack up as it would spend four weeks inside the Top Ten and two and a half months on the Top 40. I’m guessing that it must have been had high levels of consistent airplay but also it was about its sound. Sometimes, The Beautiful South would do reflective, sentimental tracks like “I’ll Sail This Ship Alone”, “Let Love Speak Up Itself”, “Bell Bottomed Tear” and “Blackbird On The Wire” which weren’t always their most successful tunes but they also did little nuggets of perky, breezy pop like “You Keep It All In”, “We Are Each Other”, “Don’t Marry Her” and “How Long’s A Tear Take To Dry?”. It seems to me that these were the songs that, whether by luck or design, got the higher chart positions. “Perfect 10” was definitely in the latter category being one of their finest jaunty pop songs.

Whatever the sonic qualities of the music though, the lyrics were always sharp and incisive and in this case was a biting sexual politics narrative about rejecting the absurdity of ideas about conventional beauty. With a funky rhythm and catchiest of choruses, it’s surely one of their best known and loved songs. As an advert for their sixth studio album “Quench”, it was magnificent and said album duly topped the charts and became the 14th best selling title in the UK for 1998 despite only being released on the 12th October. Incidentally, you can see the original painting of the album’s specially commissioned artwork in Hull (where I live) where it hangs in the Ferens Art Gallery.

It’s happened again – another hit that I have no memory of at all. I’m wondering if by this point, I wasn’t at work in the record shop having been signed off sick with my poor mental health that I wrote about in a recent post. Anyway, the hit in question is “The Way” by Fastball. Jayne Middlemiss describes it as “good old southern-fried entertainment” by which she means…I’m not exactly sure but she clarifies by saying the band are from Austin, Texas. Formed in 1992, this track brought the band their big break by topping the US Billboard Modern Rock Tracks chart for seven weeks whilst parent album “All The Pain Money Can Buy” went platinum in America. So how come I’ve never heard of them? Well, the album did nothing over here, they never had another UK chart hit and “The Way” only spent three weeks inside the Top 40. All of which is a shame as “The Way” is rather good, great even. Yes, it’s very derivative with the twangy guitar verses reminiscent of Urge Overkill’s cover of Neil Diamond’s “Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon” whilst the chorus puts me in mind of some of Elvis Costello’s more tuneful moments but a great song is a great song and this one has me hooked. Even its lyrics have an interesting origin story being about the 1997 disappearance of an elderly couple who left their Texan home to visit a nearby festival but were found dead two weeks later at the bottom of a ravine hundreds of miles away from their intended destination. Apparently, the band are still an ongoing entity having last released an album in 2024. I should maybe investigate them further.

Next another act with an album to sell but sadly for Republica, things didn’t work out as well as they did for the artists we’d already seen on this TOTP. Having successfully joined the plethora of female-fronted bands that were around at this time in the charts – I’m thinking Sleeper, Elastica, Echobelly, Garbage etc… – in 1997 with two hit singles and a Top 5 album, Saffron and the lads were quick off the mark with a follow up, so quick in fact that their sophomore album was called “Speed Ballads”. It seemed a sensible strategy – strike while the iron’s hot and all that. However, two obstacles stood in their way to consolidating their initial success. Firstly, their record label Deconstruction folded shortly after the album hit the shops and it never got a full release elsewhere in major territories like America. Secondly, if lead single “From Rush Hour With Love” was any sort of gauge of quality, their new material wasn’t very good. I don’t wish to be mean but it sounds like a jam session in search of a song. Presumably at the end of said session, the band looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and said “that’ll have to do”. As they trooped out of the rehearsal room, someone might have said “we could spruce it up by giving it a clever title, a pun or something like that. How about “From Rush Hour With Love’?”. I have to admit that I didn’t get the James Bond wordplay immediately perhaps because what Saffron – who seems to be doing her best Toyah impression in this performance – actually sings is ‘From the rush hour with love’. It’s all a bit of a mess. To their credit, Republica are still active to this day albeit after a few hiatuses with an album of new material due for release in 2025.

Sarah McLachlan is one of those names that I was always aware of but whom I knew/know very little of. As such, I was surprised to see her in this TOTP as it had escaped my attention that she’d ever had a UK Top 40 hit. In my defence, “Adia” is the only time she bothered the UK chart compilers despite her very consistent output of material. As ‘The life and times of Sarah McLachlan’ was never going to be my Mastermind subject of choice, I read up a bit about the Canadian singer-songwriter and she sounds like a truly marvellous person. In 1997, she founded the Lilith Fair touring festival to showcase female musicians. In 2002, using funds from Lilith Fair, she founded the Sarah McLachlan Music Outreach program providing music education for inner city children after noticing that music programs were being cut from the school curriculum. Evolving into the Sarah McLachlan School of Music, in the 2024/25 school year, it provided private and group lessons to 1,754 students. Her adverts for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) has helped raise $30 million for the charity whilst she has also appeared at Live 8, a tsunami relief benefit concert and is a member of the Canadian charity Artists Against Racism. A true philanthropist.

Having said all of that, I can’t bring myself to be a fan of this track “Adia”. It’s all a bit overwrought and boy does it go on. When I was watching this, on numerous occasions I thought this must be the end but then Sarah would rev up for yet another lap of the chorus. Clearly, a lot of people disagreed with this analysis though. In America, the single went Top 3 and was nominated for a Grammy for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance losing out only to Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On”. “Adia”’s parent album “Surfacing” went to No 2 and eight times platinum in the US. Flamin’ ada!

The next artist had an album out the Monday after this TOTP aired and it was that often cited ‘difficult second album’. Having conquered the UK with their debut No 1 album “1977” in…erm…1996, Ash were faced with the dilemma that has plagued many a band before and since, how to come up with a second album under pressure after you’d had your whole life to write the first one. Actually, Ash’s ‘whole life’ didn’t amount to that much time did it when you consider that their debut was named after the year in which the band members were born and that lead singer Tim Wheeler was famously still at school when it was released. Anyway, you get my drift. When faced with the task of crafting songs for a second album, it didn’t help that Wheeler was suffering from a case of writer’s block. Added to that was his desire not just to draft “1977 Pt II” but rather come up with songs with a harder sound that would establish the band as a more serious artist. The addition of guitarist Charlotte Hatherley as a permanent member of the line up proved to be the catalyst for the creation of new material and “Nu-Clear Sounds” was duly released.

Although generally well received by the music press, it failed to do the business its predecessor did, shifting about a third of the units “1977” had. If that was a disappointment to the band and their label, it was also a big let down to record retailers who had been banking on a big seller in the run up to Christmas. In the Our Price chain for whom I was working, an edict came out from Head Office that stores were officially not allowed to sell out of the album – I presume it was some sort of negotiating tactic employed to gain beneficial discounts on the album. Sadly for everyone concerned, we never looked likely to run out of copies of “Nu-Clear Sounds” which is a shame as lead single “Jesus Says” is quite the tune. “Iggy Pop-tastic” is how Jayne Middlemiss describes it and you can see her point. It’s a relentlessly driving, garage rock track the lyrics of which reference the pressures that come with a job promotion and using alcohol to deal with them. Fast forward three years and Ash would release the album “Free All Angels” which would return them to former glories with a handful of hit singles and the No 1 position in the charts. In the era after TOTP had been axed, they made a conscious decision to become a ‘singles band’ embarking on the “A-Z Series”, a series of 26 singles, each represented by a letter of the alphabet and released fortnightly over a 12 month period.

I know I’ve been banging on about this for what seems like ages but this is just nonsense. Why on earth is “To The Moon And Back” by Savage Garden being given another slot in the running order when we first saw it six weeks ago when it debuted at No 3 and since then has recorded chart positions of 4 – 8 – 10 – 10 – 10 and 12? If it had featured on one of those three weeks at No 10 it might have made some sense but to give it a second shot when it’s dropped out of the Top 10?! Perhaps the truth lies in the fact that the duo’s album was residing in the Top 3 at this time some six months after its release and having spent the majority of that time between Nos 41 and 11? Was the murky and mucky business of album promotion at play here again?

It’s another new No 1 (the sixth in six weeks) and it’s from those Irish girls who fight like their da’s. Yes, it’s B*Witched with the follow up to their debut hit “C’est La Vie” and this time they were on a “Rollercoaster”. Two No1s out of two wasn’t unique but it was still a considerable achievement for a new pop act.

I wasn’t sure if I could remember how this one went but it was very familiar when I listened to it but not just because my grey cells were firing into action – there were two extra reasons why it resonated. Firstly, the bridge to the chorus sounds like “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” by The Beatles (no, it does!) and the chorus is very reminiscent of the theme tune to 70s children show Here Come The Double Deckers! I swear down! Anyway, this performance sees the group pull off some of the niftiest dance moves in a confined space in the history of the show. It’s almost exhausting to watch. In fact, one of the Double Deckers characters (Billie) would have been proud of them! And yes, of course B*Witched had an album coming out ten days after this TOTP was broadcast which would go double platinum in the UK.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it
1	Steps	One For Sorrow	No
2	The Beautiful South	Perfect 10	I didn’t
3	Fastball	The Way	Negative
4	Republica	From Rush Hour With Love	Nope
5	Sarah McLachlan	Adia	Nah
6	Ash	Jesus Says	No but I had their Best Of with it on
7	Savage Garden	To The Moon And Back	Didn’t happen
8	B*Witched	Rollercoaster	And no

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TOTP 10 JUL 1998

Posted on October 13 by 80stastic

The World Cup of 1998 is reaching its climax with the final played two days after this TOTP aired. England have long since been eliminated so it’s a shoot out between hosts France and holders Brazil. History shows that it was the French who triumphed 3-0 in a game overshadowed by the Ronaldo (R9 not R7) intrigue that the BBC labelled ‘the great World Cup final mystery’. Seventy-two minutes before kick-off, Ronaldo was not on the official team sheet submitted to FIFA. Amidst chaotic scenes, half an hour later Brazil’s star striker was back in the line up and the conspiracy theories started. Stories about R9 not being fit but coming under pressure from sponsors to play was the predominant one. The accepted truth though was that R9 had suffered a convulsive fit in the night and spent three hours in hospital before deciding he was fit to play after all. His presence made little difference to the result but he would find redemption four years later scoring both goals in the 2002 final as Brazil beat Germany. I wonder if there are any such redemption arc stories on tonight’s show.

Our host is Zoe Ball and this was the last regular TOTP episode that she ever presented (she reappeared in 2001 for some special anniversary edition). I’m not sure if it was her decision or executive producer Chris Cowey’s for her to leave the roster of presenters but she wasn’t short of work still having her job on Saturday morning kids show Live & Kicking and her breakfast show gig on Radio 1. Maybe it was all getting a bit much for her especially given her reputation at the time as a ‘ladette’. Burning the candle at both ends perhaps? Anyway, her redemption arc is pretty much complete with her being so much a part of the BBC establishment that in 2024 she was named as the second highest earning presenter behind Gary Lineker.

We start with another run out for “C’est La Vie” by B*Witched. Yes, despite having already been at No 1 for two weeks and the appearances that involved, they were back on the show because they’d gone up the charts from No 4 to No 3. Now, I think it’s time that I discuss what some may think the undiscussable – that dreadful fashion faux pas that is the double denim look. Not since Shakin’ Stevens had we seen such quantities of denim adjacent to each other on TOTP. Yes, I know it’s not on display in this performance but it is undoubtedly part of the mental image ingrained in the minds of those of us who lived through the time of B*Witched. Had they already been tipped off by this point what a naff look it was? Maybe but their redemption story has come full circle with the girls back together touring and recording once more and the fans attending their concerts these days are still wearing those double denim outfits as are the band themselves. According to press interviews, everyone is very pleased about it. As for Shaky, he is surely beyond redemption.

In the long list of soap stars turned pop stars, I’m guessing that the name Matthew Marsden doesn’t spring immediately to mind. However, for an 18 month period in the late 90s, this guy was a big deal. Arriving on Coronation Street as mechanic Chris Collins in March 1997, so big was his impact that he won the National Television Award for Most Popular Newcomer that year. After having an affair with Sally Webster, Collins did a midnight flit and was never seen again. In real life, Marsden had embarked on a career as a pop star having signed to Columbia Records for £500,000. His debut single was “The Heart’s Lone Desire” and, in all honesty and knowing some of the garbage other soap actors have released (I’m looking at you Stefan Dennis!), it wasn’t completely dreadful. A decent pop track that wasn’t just about ultra catchy hooks, it would debut and peak at No 13. I’m not sure why Matthew chooses to sit down for the duration of the performance though, delivering the song as if he’s telling his mates a story down the pub whilst looking extremely chuffed with himself at the same time.

Marsden’s pop career would only last one more minor hit – a cover version of Hall & Oates’ “She’s Gone” performed as a duet with Destiny’s Child no less (more of whom later) and an album that did precisely nothing. In the face of that brutal reality, the soap star turned pop star became an acting star with roles in movies such as Black Hawk Down, Resident Evil: Extinction and Atlas Shrugged. So redemption for an aborted pop career then? Hmm. Well, the thing is that Marsden has a hankering for American right wing politics and is an anti-vaccine advocate which, in my book, are not the component parts for a happy ending.

Next an act with a track that was first a hit ten years earlier. Having returned to charts at the back end of 1997 with “Jungle Brother”, the…erm…Jungle Brothers were back again with “I’ll House You ‘98”. Despite making No 22 when originally released, it was never featured on a TOTP show back then. Consequently, I didn’t review it in the 80s version of this blog but I do make mention of it when commenting on Royal House’s “Can You Party” which was the blueprint for “I’ll House You”.

TOTP 27 OCT 1988

That track had been remixed by the legendary Todd Terry who offered the Jungle Brothers the chance to combine their hip-hop sound with house music. The result was a track with a legacy that is up there with Run-D.M.C.’s “Walk This Way”. Group member Baby-Bam has described what the trio attempted to do as to “Hip-hopitise” the original House track which sounds like some process for turning humans into rabbits but you get what he means. “I’ll House You ‘98” would peak at No 26, four places lower than the original.

Karen Ramirez is back in the studio to perform her hit “Looking For Love” and after wearing a conventional all black outfit of trousers and singlet on her previous appearance, she’s turned up this week in an old gold coloured suit and tie combination! Quite extraordinary! If Colonel Mustard had been a pop star! Of course, she wasn’t the first pop star to don a gold suit. ABC’s Martin Fry favoured a gold lame version in his band’s early days and he did famously sing about “The Look Of Love”. As for a redemption arc for Karen, there doesn’t seem to be much of one. After her 15 minutes of fame she disappeared save for releasing one download only album in 2006 and nothing since. No comeback hit. No rerelease of “Looking For Love” nor use of it on a hit film soundtrack. Maybe her withdrawal from the music industry was her redemption arc though. Maybe she didn’t like what she found during her time within it and went looking for…something else. Like somewhere to dispose of that mustard suit. Apparently, Martin Fry tried to flush his original one down a toilet in a Tokyo hotel.

A group with an average age of 16 next – that’s according to Zoe Ball and, having checked, she’s right. It’s hard to reconcile but two of the members of Destiny’s Child were 16 and two were 17 years old at the time of this performance. “With Me” was the follow up to their debut hit “No, No, No” and, although I didn’t remember the song, its sound was pretty much what I was expecting before I watched this episode back. I haven’t got a lot else to say other than it’s interesting to note that when Zoe name checks the band in her outro, Beyoncé’s is the last name to come from her lips as opposed to the first. I’m probably reading far too much into that retrospectively but it did jump out at me. “Say My Name” indeed. In terms of a redemption arc, two of the members here – LeToya Luckett and LaTavia Roberson – would be forced out of the band in early 2000 leading to them bringing lawsuits against their manager (and father of Beyoncé) Matthew Knowles as well as their two former band mates for breach of partnership. Things got heated with disparaging remarks were traded in public between the parties. However, in return for dropping the section of the lawsuit aimed at Beyoncé and Kelly Rowlands, a settlement was made with Luckett and Roberson for the pair to receive royalties for their recordings when part of the group. So they got what they were owed with the redeeming factor being that they could then pay those bills, bills, bills (sorry).

After debut album “Attack Of The Grey Lantern” had topped the charts in 1997, expectations for Mansun’s follow up were sky high. Perhaps rather inevitably, the sophomore collection “Six” didn’t quite meet them. Not that it was a failure unless you count going Top 10 as such but its run of just four weeks on the charts compared to the nearly eight months of its predecessor speaks volumes. The record shop chain I was working for at the time – Our Price – were caught up in the pre-release buzz about “Six” as I’m pretty sure the buying department decreed to the stores that we were not allowed to sell out* of it in its first week of release. Not allowed, mind. I can’t remember what the consequence would have been had a store done so but it really didn’t matter as the massive sales didn’t materialise and there was never any chance of a sell out. Also not selling out were Mansun themselves as they steadfastly refused to record “Attack Of The Grey Lantern Vol 2” but rather went for a more experimental sound with lots of guitar effects using distortion pedals called things like ‘Big Muff’ and ‘Rat fuzz’. Hmm. Jon Garrett of online magazine PopMatters described the album as:

“The sound of a band collectively snubbing its fan base and smashing expectation to spectacular effect”

Garrett, Jon (28 October 2002). “Mansun: Six”. PopMatters.

*Our Price employed a similar tactic for the second album by Ash called “Nu-Clear Sounds” which again failed to live up to the sales projections based on No 1 debut album “1977”. I think they might have dropped the edict after that.

The lead single was “Legacy” which was actually the lead track on “Eight EP” which saw the band continue with their idiosyncrasy of releasing singles as EPs. It’s instantly identifiable as Mansun, retaining their distinctive sound but it does become rather repetitive to my ears as the track progresses. That said, it would achieve the band’s highest ever chart position when it peaked at No 7. I’d loved “Attack Of The Grey Lantern” but my interest in the band waned at this point and there would be no redemption arc between me and them up to their demise in 2003.

OK, let’s be clear. Despite what our failing memories (my failing memory anyway) tells us, Eagle-Eye Cherry was not a ‘one hit wonder’. He had a further two hits in the UK after “Save Tonight” but I couldn’t have named either of them without checking. Could you? Apparently, he still gets people shouting “Save Tonight” at him in public as if it’s his name – you’d think people would remember Eagle-Eye wouldn’t you?! This got me thinking that there should be another sub category for this type of artist. The criteria would be that although your biggest hit wasn’t your only one, it’s your defining one, the only one that anyone but the super-fans remembers, the only one that continues to get radio play to this day, the one that’s your royalties pension. It could be called something like ‘big hit wonder’. Who else might be categorised like this? Kajagoogoo and “Too Shy”? The Boo Radleys and “Wake Up Boo!”? There must be loads more…

A bit of chart history next. By debuting at the very top, Billie became the youngest artist to achieve a No 1 record since Helen Shapiro in 1961. Of course, we now know her as Billie Piper, accomplished and award winning actress synonymous with shows such as Doctor Who, Secret Diary of a Call Girl and I Hate Suzie. Back in 1998 though, she was fresh-faced, 15 year old Billie (she would change to Billie Piper by the time her second album arrived in the new millennium), a fresh-out-of-the-box, immediate pop star. How did she get to such an exalted position at such a young age though? Well, if she looked familiar to pop fans back then, it was probably because she’d been the face chosen to star in a TV commercial to promote Smash Hits magazine so there was already a connection established between her and pop music before she’d even released anything. The next logical step was to rectify that and she did so with “Because We Want To”, a shout-a-long anthem for the Millennials generation. This catchy pop tune allied with Billie’s winning, toothsome smile and some hot-stepping, slick dance moves proved irresistible to the record buying public. The end of the 90s would belong to Billie with another No 1 in follow up single “Girlfriend” plus two more Top 3 hits and a platinum selling album.

Come the new millennium, I, for one, was surprised that she managed to turn up another chart topper with “Day And Night”, the lead single from sophomore album “Walk Of Life”. It was almost up there with Kylie’s triumphant comeback with “Spinning Around” that same year. Unlike Ms Minogue though, Piper’s music career did not sustain. The album sold much less than her debut and the relative failure of its title track single would signify the end of her time as a pop star. Fast forward to 2005 and she would have all the time in the universe as Rose Tyler, the first companion of a reactivated Dr Who taking the role presumably because she wanted to.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	B*Witched	C’est La Vie	I did not
2	Matthew Marsden	The Heart’s Lone Desire	Didn’t happen
3	Jungle Brothers	I’ll House You’98	Nope
4	Karen Ramirez	Looking For Love	Nah
5	Destiny’s Child	With Me	Negative
6	Mansun	Legacy	No
7	Eagle-Eye Cherry	Save Tonight	No but my wife and the album
8	Billie	Because We Want To	No – because I didn’t want to

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TOTP 25 JUN 1998

Posted on October 2 by 80stastic

As host Jamie Theakston acknowledges in his top of the show intro, World Cup fever is still sweeping the nation as the England team remained in France. How much longer though was yet to be decided. Having comfortably overcome Tunisia in their opening game, disaster had befallen with a last minute defeat to Romania in the second match. All hope of progressing now hinged on the last group game against Colombia which was played the day after this TOTP was broadcast (presumably the show was moved to Thursday this week to avoid clashing with the BBC coverage of the game on the Friday).

As I said, Theakston talks about TOTP being the antidote to World Cup fever in his intro but then the first song in the show is a football song – “Vindaloo” by Fat Les. This was just a rerun of the performance from last week that incorporated both the EastEnders set and TOTP studio but in the intervening seven days, the ‘censored’ caption over the lady on stage who has an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction has been edited out. So what do we make of “Vindaloo” 27 years on? Was it an attempt to demonstrate the multiculturalism of England by getting the masses to sing a song that espoused Indian cuisine as an example of Englishness? Or was that message lost on/ignored by those same masses who instead adopted it as what many saw as a rallying call for the anti-social behaviour of the hooligan? Or was it both? Could it be both simultaneously? Certainly Keith Allen is on record as making the case for the former. However, I think we might have strayed into Alf Garnett territory with the infamous character created by Johnny Speight for the sitcom Till Death Do Us Part meant to be a figure of ridicule but for many of the watching TV audience, the satire of his portrayal was lost on them. In the political climate of 2025 and in the wake of flag-gate, who knows how it would be perceived? Rest assured, I’m not going there.

Now, when I saw this next song on the forthcoming new releases information sheet that we used to get on a weekly basis in the Our Price chain for whom I worked, it filled me with dread. My first thought on reading the title of this next song was “Oh god, someone’s doing a cover version of Nick Heyward – the greatest living Englishman!”. Thankfully, that wasn’t the case. “Whistle Down The Wind”, as well as being the name of Nick’s debut solo hit from 1983, was also the title of the latest Andrew Lloyd Webber musical with the title song being recorded by “Chains” hitmaker Tina Arena. Based on the rather wonderful 1961 film of the same name starring a very young Haley Mills, it was initially not a success when it opened in the US and a stint on Broadway was cancelled. However, a reworked version that ran in the West End was better received and played solidly until 2001. Subsequent productions have toured the UK and US whilst the most recent incarnation came in 2022 at the Watermill Theatre in Newbury, Berkshire. However, I would argue that it remains one of Lloyd Webber’s lesser known and celebrated musicals.

As for the show’s music, Lloyd Webber collaborated with Meatloaf’s writing partner Jim Steinman including on the title track and it’s a suitably overwrought, soaring ballad that I found almost unlistenable to be honest. It’s more like a vocal warm up exercise than a song although Tina seems pleased with her own performance visibly mouthing “Yes!” at its climax and giving herself a double fist clench salute. The single would only make No 24 on the charts but the follow up single was extraordinarily successful. “No Matter What” by Boyzone would spend three weeks at No 1, be the fourth best selling single of 1998 in the UK and was voted the winner of the inaugural Record of the Year award. Despite all of that, I’m sticking by my assertion that Whistle Down The Wind is not one of the best known Lloyd Webber shows and that the Boyzone single is not immediately associated with it, having developed its own identity separate from its source.

I know I say this a lot in this blog but…WHO?! Imajin anyone? Well, back in 1998, according to Jamie Theakston, they were the latest US R&B sensation – like we needed another one of them. Their song was called “Shorty (You Keep Playing With My Mind)” and it’s all fairly routine stuff though the female contingent in the studio audience seem highly excited by the whole thing. Talking of 1983 as I was earlier re: Nick Heyward, watching Imajin (terrible name) I was reminded of another hit from that year – “Candy Girl” by New Edition and guess what? Imajin would feature on a cover version of that hit in 1999 with then 13 year old rapper Baby DC. And that is all my imagination can muster about Imajin.

After considering the patriotism/nationalism/loyalism (choose whichever term you are most comfortable with) angle to Fat Les earlier and quickly deciding not to go there, we have another contentious artist next. There was so many headlines about the fact that Dana International was transgender that it didn’t seem to matter what her song was like. Even host Jamie Theakston can’t resist making reference to her sex reassignment surgery in his intro whilst the pause in his outro whilst describing her as “quite extraordinary” suggests that he feels he should make another comment though he doesn’t really know what that should be. I guess it was a different time back then…or is it any different now? Gender identity remains an issue that generates enormous debate to the extent that it is used as a source of party political point scoring with exhortations to ‘define a woman’ being traded across the House of Commons. Again, I’m not wading into that subject here. What I will say is that, to my ears, Dana International’s song “Diva” doesn’t seem so out there and other worldly as perhaps it was represented as back in 1998. Its peak of No 11 made it the highest charting Eurovision winning song outside of UK or Irish artists since Germany’s Nicole took “A Little Peace” to No 1 in 1982.

Whatever happened to Karen Ramirez? OK, it’s not a question that’s keeping me up at night but it’s one that’s maybe deserves an answer. Appearing from nowhere and disappearing almost as quickly, she scored a Top 10 hit with “Looking For Love”, a dance version of an Everything But The Girl song (originally titled “I Didn’t Know I Was Looking For Love”) but who was the woman singing it and where did she go?

Karen was born in North London but moved to Trinidad and Tobago at the age of six before returning to the UK to go to university. With ambitions to sing, her demo tape was picked up by Manifesto Records leading to a debut single release called “Troubled Girl” which just missed the Top 40. However, the follow up was “Looking For Love” and it remained in the Top 10 for four weeks and the Top 40 for eight, totally eclipsing the 1993 Everything But The Girl original which peaked at No 72. And after that…nothing. Well no, not nothing. A minor follow up hit and an album that didn’t make much of a mark and then nothing. Karen reappeared in 2006 with a iTunes only album and then…nothing again. So, we may never know if Karen found the love she was looking for but she left us one hit that basically took an Everything But The Girl song, gave it the “Missing” remix treatment and made herself famous for 15 minutes. It was almost like an artist covering an artist’s song covering an artist. There must be a name for that but I’m not going to spend any time looking for it.

Now in the past, whilst not defending the Lighthouse Family and their music, I’ve defended the right to like them – an ‘each to their own’ approach. However, this song – “Lost In Space” – is almost unforgivable. Firstly, it is one of the most soporific, dull, boring, lifeless, soulless, banal…I could go on…and I will…leaden, anaemic, dreary, grey, insipid tracks ever recorded. It just drones on..and on…and on with no changes of pace, no attention grabbing hooks, not even a jarring breakdown section. It’s just…there. Secondly, looking at its title, I’d assumed it was something to do with the film of the same name that was in the cinemas at this time – the big screen remake of the Irwin Allen 60s TV series. However, I can’t find a single link between the film and it. Certainly, it’s not on the soundtrack album so was this just some shameless band wagon jumping going on here, some manipulative cashing-in practice? And I thought they were nice, clean living boys at least!

Now if it’s a show in the Chris Cowey era, then there must be a repeated performance with very little in the way of justifying arguments for it. Lo and behold, here are B*Witched with “C’est La Vie” who are back on the show because…? Having been at No 1 for two weeks and dropping down to No 4, they’ve stayed at No 4 this week. And that seems to be good enough reason for Cowey, the King of Recycled Performances. And guess what? He’ll have it opening the show in a couple of weeks because it went up a place to No 3 and stayed there. I’ve tried to make a case for his policy in the past but this was just lazy overkill. In the previous week’s chart, the excellent Embrace was a new entry at No 6 but did we see them? No we didn’t. Right. Who said “C’est La Vie” at the back there? Grr! I oughta…

After two references to 1983 earlier this post comes one from 1984. The Kane Gang’s summer hit of that year “Closest Thing To Heaven” was one of the best of the decade to my ears. Sadly, or maybe happily, this was not Lionel Richie doing a cover version of it in 1998. No, this was a Dianne Warren penned yawn-fest that went absolutely nowhere and then stayed there in a circling motion for the duration. How was it possible in the space of three songs on the same show to find two of the most depressing and depressant tracks ever. This was money for old rope for Lionel and, for recording it, he should have taken a long hard look at himself in the mirror. Actually, maybe that’s not the best idea*

*Sorry Lionel!

Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning Seeds have resisted the claims and sales of Fat Les and remain at No 1 for a second week with “3 Lions ‘98”. I like the way that Frank Skinner looks so committed to the performance here like it really matters to him – indeed, maybe it did. Both Frank and David have been guests on Desert Island Discs and interestingly, the former didn’t select “Three Lions” as one of his choices as his modesty prevented him so he went with “Back Home” by the 1970 England World Cup squad instead. Baddiel on the other hand had no such issue picking “Three Lions” without compunction. Although it resurfaces at every major international tournament, has it almost been replaced by Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline”?

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Fat Les	Vindaloo	No
2	Tina Arena	Whistle Down The Wind	Nick Heyward – Yes Tina Arena – No
3	Imajin	Shorty (You Keep Playing With My Mind)	Never
4	Dana International	Diva	Negative
5	Karen Ramirez	Looking For Love	I did not
6	Lighthouse Family	Lost In Space	I wish they were – no
7	B*Witched	C’est La Vie	Nope
8	Lionel Richie	Closest Thing To Heaven	No way
9	Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning Seeds	3 Lions ’98	Nah

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TOTP 12 JUN 1998

Posted on September 24 by 80stastic

It’s the Summer of 1998 and there’s only one game in town – the World Cup. Yes, France ‘98 is in full swing and, despite only starting two days before this TOTP aired, Scotland have lost a game already! It was hardly the embarrassment many were expecting (or hoping for if you were English maybe) going down 2-1 to the reigning champions and pre-tournament favourites Brazil to a late own goal. England are there as well for the first time since Italia ‘90 and after the hysteria and heartache of the Euros ‘96 tournament, expectations for Glenn Hoddle’s squad were high despite the omission of Gazza.

Now, before you all start thinking I’ve turned this blog into a football fest (again), there’s a valid reason why I mention the World Cup which is the plethora of football themed hits that it generated in the UK Top 40. There’s two on this show but there’ll be a further three on the following week’s as well. Of course, football related songs were nothing new. Going right back to 1970 and the England World Cup Squad’s No 1 “Back Home”, there have always been attempts to merge the two worlds of football and music, some successful, some dreadful. 1972 saw my beloved Chelsea riding high in the charts with “Blue Is The Colour” whilst the 80s saw teams competing in the FA Cup final regularly releasing singles to mark the occasion. Who can forget the cringeworthy “Ossie’s Dream” from 1981 and that line from Spurs legend Ossie Ardilles “In the cup for Tottingham”? Into the 90s, we had the unspeakably awful “Come On You Reds” by Manchester United which topped the charts but at other end of the scale, we also had the sublime “World In Motion” by New Order. Then, of course, came Euro ‘96 and terrace anthem “Three Lions” – we would never see the end of that particular hit. So what are the class of ‘98 football songs like? Let’s find out with our host Jo Whiley (who is a Spurs fan – boo!)…The football songs are coming (I promise/warn you) but we start with two established Top 10 hits that have already been on the show previously beginning with “Horny ‘98” by Mousse T featuring Hot ‘N’ Juicy.

Despite just being on the previous week, I’d saved a couple of tidbits to wheel out for future appearances starting with the fact that it was included on “Chef Aid: The South Park” album. Around the end of 1998, the animated sitcom South Park became a TV ratings sensation and made household names of its four protagonists Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. Known for its profane, dark and satiric humour, it soon gained a reputation for being outrageous beyond the normal standards of broadcasting decency. It was also fabulously funny and to this day continues to push the boundaries by being a constant thorn in the side of man-baby Donald Trump.

The Our Price chain for whom I worked stocked all the show’s merchandise and, of course, the album and hit single “Chocolate Salty Balls” by Chef which would appear at Christmas. We could never play the album in store because of the Parental Advisory sticker but, having found the version on the album with the conversation between show creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker and the character of Sid Greenfield (America’s Most Wanted director) bracketing it, that version is much more palatable.

However, that’s nothing compared to this almighty mashup that appeared in 2006 that blended the track with “Bohemian Like You” by The Dandy Warhols. I’d never been aware of this until now but this is truly epic…

The second song we’ve seen before comes from Lutricia McNeal who is marooned outside of the Top 5 but still in the Top 10 at No 7 this week with “Stranded”. There really isn’t that much to say about this one and indeed, Lutricia doesn’t have the biggest online presence with even her Wikipedia page’s last update on her whereabouts being as long ago as 2011. As such, I’m forced to bang on again about how unusual her first name is. According to the mynamestats.com website, only 785 people in the whole of America are called Lutricia making the name the 10,377th most popular. That means there are 0.25 people per every 100,000 Americans called Lutricia. Even the name Lucretia with all its connotations is more popular. There is a singer called Lucretia – Lucretia Death whose LinkedIn bio refers to ‘vampiric longing’, ‘eternal darkness’ and ‘unholy ascension’! Gulp! Don’t fancy being stranded with her!

Still no football songs! Perhaps I should have realised that there was another trend going on in the charts which was the amount of female artists having hits at this time. Following Lutricia McNeal here’s Shania Twain (and there are two more solo artists and an all girl group at No 1 to come). In my head, Shania’s run of hits started with “You’re Still The One”, continued with “That Don’t Impress Me Much” and culminated in “Man! I Feel Like A Woman!”. It turns out that these are just the ones I know and not a reliable account of her discography as there are other hits in that run and loads after it as well. Should I be embarrassed by my lack of Shania knowledge? I’ll live with it thanks. Anyway, one of those hits that I missed out was “When” which having heard it, does sound faintly familiar, presumably because of its catchy hooks. The lyrics however…I mean. Really? Look at these…

“I’d love to wake up smiling, full of the joys of Spring

And hear on CNN that Elvis lives again

And that John’s back with The Beatles and they’re going out on tour

I’ll be the first in line for tickets

Gotta see that show for sure

Songwriters: Robert John Lange, Shania Twain
When lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group

Is it me or do they seem a little bit…unsophisticated? Is that the right word? Clunky maybe? Ham-fisted? I don’t want to come across as a pseud or condescending but I think I prefer a bit more mystery in my lyrics. Maybe I’m missing the point of Shania though which, according to Jo Whiley, is that she’s gorgeous describing her as “drool-inducing” and instructing us to wipes our mouths after her performance. Really Jo?!

It’s another female solo artist now with her second hit single but that term is a complete antonym for the product she released. Nothing to do with the title of her song which was called “Gimme Love” but rather the amount of versions and mixes that were made of it. I’m talking about Alexia whose debut hit “Uh La La La” had made the Top 10 in March which itself had been the subject of multiple remixes that were commissioned by her record company Sony in an attempt to launch their artist in Europe. “Gimme Love” took it to another level with 20 different versions listed on its Wikipedia page. Single? They should have promoted it as a ‘multiple’.

Now apparently “Gimme Love” is an example of Europop whereas “Uh La La La” was classified as Eurodance and the shift of genre disappointed her fan base. I can’t say I’m expert enough to be able to pinpoint the differences but what I can say is that “Gimme Love” is repetitive in the extreme which also renders it rather insubstantial – in my humble opinion of course. The initial pressings of the single contained a listing error showing the title as “Gimmi Love” which is rather appropriate as the word ‘Alexia’ can refer to an acquired reading disorder characterised by the inability to read.

We’ve finally got to a football song but this one was not a typical example of the genre. “Don’t Come Home Too Soon” was the official World Cup song of the Scotland squad and was recorded by Del Amitri providing the band with what would be their final Top 20 hit. Eschewing the traditional notion of the singalong football song, this was a slow ballad and, in truth, a rather mournful one and I say that as someone who is quite partial to a bit of Del Amitri. If it’s sound was mournful then its lyrics were positively pessimistic (if it’s possible to be such a thing) referring to the team as “long shots” and saying that the rest of the word “may not be shaking yet” and limiting Scotland’s chances to not being on “that stupid plane” and not coming home too soon. Not winning the damn thing, just staying a bit longer than usual. In fairness, that probably was the limit of their ambitions given that they’d never (and still haven’t) got past the group stage of any major tournament. Even so, the song didn’t go down that well with some of the Tartan Army. I’m sure I read something about lead singer Justin Currie saying he’d been abused in the street for writing such a negative song. As for Jo Whiley’s hope in her intro that Scotland would stuff Norway and Morocco, they drew 1-1 to the former and got hammered 0-3 by the latter leaving them bottom of Group A and on that ‘stupid plane’ home that Del Amitri feared.

Heck, we really were in the era of ‘lad culture’ back in the late 90s weren’t we? In her intro to yet another female artist on tonight’s show, Jo Whiley says “a woman who’ll always get her tassels out for the lads, this is Mariah Carey”. Or does she say “tonsils” not tassels? The subtitles say ‘tassels’. Either way, you were better than this Jo surely?! Or was she perhaps using irony to undermine the “get your t**s out for the lads” line? Nah, I think she was going along with the predominant narrative.

Anyway, Mariah is here with her new single “My All” which was taken from her “Butterfly” album the lead single from which (“Honey”) had combined hip-hop and R&B and gone Top 3. Its follow up – the album’s title track – was a pop gospel ballad which had only managed a high of No 22. As a result, Mariah edged her bets with her next release as “My All” is both a ballad and an R&B dance track. The first 2:20 of the track is in a slow paced, whispered vocals style reminiscent of Toni Braxton but with Latin guitars before the bpm winds up (the subtitles literally say ‘Beat kicks in, audience cheers’) and Mariah gets almost hysterical proclaiming she’d risk her life to feel someone’s body. Blimey!

The blending of styles worked and gave Ms Carey a No 4 hit here and yet another Stateside chart topper. As with Alexia before her, there were loads of different mixes of the track to accommodate every radio station sub genre and she also recorded a Spanish version but the first line of that version was mistranslated and was grammatically incorrect. As a blogger, I can confirm that these things matter you know.

And so we get to the second football song of the night and like Del Amitri’s, it’s also the official World Cup song for a competing nation but this time England. After the terrace anthem and official song that was “Three Lions” just two years prior for Euro ‘96, the English FA wanted to go in a different direction for the ‘98 World Cup. The result was “(How Does It Feel) To Be On Top Of The World” by England United who were Echo and the Bunnymen, Ocean Colour Scene, Space and, rather inexplicably, the Spice Girls. The song was written by Ian McCulloch and Johnny Marr though the latter wasn’t officially part of England United. The reaction to it was overwhelmingly negative. ‘You can’t sing it on the terraces’ seemed to be the main complaint about it but I think, in truth, its major failing was that it wasn’t “Three Lions”, a song so durable, it still to this day gets trotted out for every international tournament. Indeed, the first reworking of it would will be along in the next repeat and would easily outsell “(How Does It Feel) To Be On Top Of The World” reaching No 1 again. According to Wikipedia, when the latter was played at Wembley in a pre-World Cup friendly, the crowd that day booed it.

Going against national taste once more, I quite liked the England United effort. Sure, it wasn’t much of a football song but it was a decent track. It’s nicely constructed and has an uplifting, soar away chorus. I wonder actually, if it was ultimately rejected as a potential Echo and the Bunnymen release for being too pop? As for the other artists on the record, I’m not entirely sure what linked them altogether. OK, you could draw a very basic line between The Bunnymen, Space and Ocean Colour Scene as being rock/pop groups whose paths might have crossed at some point or another? The first two were both Liverpool bands of course so there might be a potential association there but the Spice Girls? Mel C was another scouser so was there a link there? Talking of the Spice Girls, as with the “Viva Forever” performance the other week, this TOTP appearance was also clearly recorded some time previous to its broadcast date as the recently departed Geri Halliwell features and executive producer Chris Cowey must have thought himself doubly lucky to have another bit of film with Ginger Spice there in the ranks still. She doesn’t look too unhappy with her lot in life, bouncing around deliriously alongside Mel C and Emma Bunton. If anything you might have thought Victoria and Mel B were the ones potentially uncommitted to the cause, separated from the other three on the other side of Ian McCulloch and Simon Fowler of Ocean Colour Scene and turning in a much more reserved performance. So there you have it. England United. The forgotten English football song. I don’t see it being revived any time soon.

B*Witched remain at No 1 with “C’est La Vie”. Watching this performance back, it’s clear that they were being promoted as purveyors of bouncy, good time, care free pop music. The catchy tune, the hyper-energetic dance routine…and yet behind the image, as all too often happens, there was sadness, despair and dark times. The ridiculously long days the group would work and their relentless schedule was sometimes too much. So much that in the case of Keavy Lynch, it would cause a major mental health issue.

Keavy is an interesting figure in pop being an identical twin whose sister was chosen as the focal point of an internationally successful group over her. That must mess with your head! Are there any other cases of this? The Proclaimers are identical twins but they very much come as a pair and are seen as a unit. I love The Proclaimers and I’m not sure I know which one is which! Bros? Again, I’m not sure that the screams and adulation were reserved just for singer Matt Goss. As the vocalist, I guess he commanded more profile than his drummer brother Luke but they had a ready made stooge in bassist Craig ‘Ken’ Logan. Maybe the other B*Witched members Lindsay Armaou and Sinead O’Carroll felt aggrieved as well as Keavy but they didn’t have the mind f**k that the chosen lead singer looked exactly like them. Having to sing a song called “C’est La Vie” just twisted the knife a little deeper.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Mousse T featuring Hot ‘N’ Juicy	Horny ’98	No
2	Lutricia McNeal	Stranded	Nah
3	Shania Twain	When	Absolutely not
4	Alexia	Gimme Love	Nope
5	Del Amitri	Don’t Come Home To Soon	No but I had it on a Best Of album of theirs
6	Mariah Carey	My All	Big NO
7	England United	(How Does It Feel) To Be On Top Of The World	It’s another no
8	B*Witched	C’Est La Vie	And no

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.