TOTP 29 OCT 1999
This is yet another episode where the running order looks like it’s going to be a struggle to get through. Again. However, it could have been worse than it already is but more of that later. Our host is Jamie Theakston (again) and as it’s two days before Halloween, expect him to roll out a few related quips along the way. We start with a repeat of that ‘exclusive’ Tina Turner performance from last week of her new single “When The Heartache Is Over” as executive producer Chris Cowey wasn’t going to allow that to be a one and done moment. It had gone straight into the chart at No 10 in his defence but I still don’t like the idea of a song being on the show twice just seven days apart unless it was the No 1. It’s my age I think.
I didn’t know this until now but Tina performed this song in an episode of Ally McBeal. I’d long since stopped watching the show by the time of Tina’s cameo but apparently the whole plot of the episode was about winning a competition to be one her backing dancers. Ally wins of course but how would she have fitted in with Tina’s actual dancers in this TOTP performance? Well, if they could make space for Kat Slater from EastEnders then…
What’s that Theakston? “This next bloke could be the most musical member of government we’ve had in years”? Who was he talking about? Well, it was Mick Hucknall who, back in 1999, was a high profile supporter of the New Labour movement and was invited to exclusive government functions and had joined a government advisory panel called the Music Industry Forum which the press had picked up on. Around this specific time, Hucknall was rumoured to be aligning himself with Ken Livingstone as the then-Greater London Council leader and considered launching his own independent run for London Mayor. I think that’s everything covered…oh except for why Theakston introduces the performance as being by Mick Hucknall and not Simply Red despite the fact that it was to promote the single “Ain’t That A Lot of Love” which was officially released under the latter moniker. Oh well.
This was the first single from the band’s seventh studio album “Love And The Russian Winter” which, although a platinum seller, continued the downward sales trend since the mammoth “Stars” in 1991. The song itself was actually a cover version of a Northern Soul track originally recorded by Homer Banks. As with “Fairground” from four years previous, an in vogue dance backing was added to it but whereas that 1995 No 1 utilised “Give It Up” by The Goodmen, “Ain’t That A Lot Of Love” utilised “The Music Sounds Better With You” by Stardust. Hucknall gives it his usual over-emoting treatment but its peak of No 14 suggested that maybe, after 15 years of Mick-ness, the British record buying public was started to tire of him. As I come to the end of this blog, I’m coming across more and more final appearances by artists in terms of me having to review them and Simply Red are on that list. I can’t say I’m not relieved.
Here’s another artist making their final appearance in my blog but that really isn’t the story here as Eternal were actually onto their actual last TOTP hurrah. Yes, having gone from a quartet to a trio after the departure of Louise, their sacking of Kéllé Bryan meant it was now just the duo of the Bennett sisters Easther and Vernie. That proved to be a loss of a group member one too many. Their fanbase clearly didn’t want Eternal as just a pair and their final eponymously titled album peaked at a lowly No 87 on the chart. To think that their previous release – a Greatest Hits collection – had gone triple platinum in the UK and been the ninth best selling title of 1997. However, the only single from “Eternal” – “What’cha Gonna Do” – was a hit, albeit their lowest ever charting when it debuted at No 16. A much more straight R&B sound, its performance here saw lead vocalist Easther having to do much more dance moves than she’d ever been required to previously. I guess she couldn’t have just stood there whilst Vernie leapt about the stage behind her. That would have looked a bit odd.
In 2000, after poor album sales, plans for a new Eternal single were scrapped and the sisters were released from their contract with EMI. Somewhat bizarrely, their final TV appearance was on Songs Of Praise. Thirteen years later, the group (minus Louise) took part in ITV’s The Big Reunion culminating in a live show at the Hammersmith Apollo. In 2023, a full line up reunion and tour was announced but Louise and Kéllé backed out after the Bennett sisters refused to perform at LGBTQ Pride events. In 2024, new member Christel Lakhdar was announced and the group performed a number of live gigs. They are yet to release any new music.
As the end of the century drew nearer, aside from the question of “What are you doing for New Year’s Eve?” having exceedingly more importance attached to it than normal and what odds could you get on Prince’s “1999” being No 1 as the new millennium dawned, there was another more serious issue occupying some of our thoughts – the Y2K Bug. In hindsight, the concerns that were raised about this seem excessive but at the time it was a cause for definite nay existential concern. I’m not afraid to say that I, for one, was caught up in the whole doomsday scenario. In my defence, I was dog tired from working my tenth consecutive Christmas in a record shop when the only time off I had in about two weeks was Christmas Day itself and so my rational thought processes weren’t functioning properly. As such, I became increasingly worried about traffic lights not working and planes falling out of the sky as the day approached. In the end, the fear that when the clock struck midnight on January 1 2000, computers would interpret the date as “1900,” potentially causing worldwide infrastructure collapse, financial chaos, and power outages failed to materialise, mainly due to a massive global effort by engineers and IT workers who preemptively fixed the code. Ah, so it wasn’t all just unfounded hysteria.
Cashing in on all of this though was Will Smith who released the single “Will 2K” from his album “Willennium”. Yeah, he really was going in hard on this theme. Obviously it was another rap/pop mash up, this time incorporating a sample from “Rock The Casbah” by The Clash. As much as the idea of that might have upset the purists, it actually works OK. Not amazing but OK. Will weighs into the whole Millennium bug debate with these lyrics questioning what might unfold as New Year’s Eve flowed into New Year’s Day:
“What’s gonna happen?
Don’t nobody know
We’ll see when the clock gets to 12-0-0
Chaos, the cops gonna block the street
Man who the hell cares?
Just don’t stop the beat”Songwriters: Bob Hope Robinson / Cedric R. Hailey / Darren T. Henson / Joe Strummer / Lennie Dejuan Bennett / Mick Jones / Topper Headon / Willard C. Smith
Will 2K lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
He clearly didn’t share my apocalyptic fears then. What he did share was yet another personal message introducing his video. However, for this one, inexplicably, it appears in the middle of the promo. Why? Why not have it as an intro? Surely that makes the most sense no? Maybe I’m just not creative enough to appreciate the artistic licence on display? “Will 2K” maintained Smith’s run of big hit singles when it missed the top spot by one place giving him a chart track record over his last five single releases of 3 – 2 – 3 – 2 – 2.
Remember Adeva? Yeah you do. American house music artist who had a string of hits in the late 80s three of which all curiously peaked at No 17. She had an image that was a bit Grace Jones-esque. No? Well, in 1999 she was back. Sort of. Her debut single “In And Out Of My Life” (which didn’t chart) was reactivated a decade later when producer Aydin Hasirci noticed that it fitted perfectly with the Fat Boy Slim track “Right Here, Right Now” and mashed the two together. The usual bootleg copies scenario played out (and indeed were played in clubs across the country) before Norman Cook himself became aware of it and sanctioned an official release. The result was A.T.F.C. Presents Onephatdeeva who got to No 11 with the track. Yes, it’s a bit of a mouthful but it could have been worse without the acronym which stands for Aydin The Funki Chile.
I can’t say I recall this at all and it does little for me listening to it now. However, I am intrigued by the performance here or more specifically who the singer on stage is here? Is that Adeva? She’s changed a bit if it is her. I asked AI and it suggested Juliet Roberts but I don’t think it’s her. Any ideas out there gratefully received. I thank you (ahem).
At the top of the post, I suggested that although the running order for this show looked like it might be hard to get through, it could, in fact, have been worse. How so? Well, one of the songs from the original broadcast has been edited out of this repeat – “If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time” by R. Kelly. I don’t need to go into the reasons why as I’m sure we all know but it does raise the question of why all the other such offending performances from previous repeats have not been similarly removed rather than just not broadcasting the whole show which has happened multiple times in the past. It can’t have been that hard to do surely? The edit here is pretty seamless. Have BBC4 given in to the clamour from the TOTP online community at last?
Right, here comes Destiny’s Child with another hit from their “The Writing’s On The Wall” album. “Bug A Boo” would make No 9 in our chart after “Bills Bills Bills” has peaked at No 6 and “No No No” No 5 (that’s a lot of Nos in that sentence!). All sizeable hits though not stratospheric – it was sort of like the sparklers phase of Bonfire Night before the fireworks show. Come the new millennium hits like “Independent Women”, “Survivor” and “Bootylicious” would see the group go supernova.
As for “Bug A Boo”, it was never going to be my bag but it did seem to be not that dissimilar to those previous hits and it’s not aged well with references to pagers and emails in the lyrics. Technology referencing songs are anchored in the era they were made in and probably best avoided. So what is a Bug A Boo? I took it to be someone who bugs you and won’t leave you alone but online search results tell me it is another name the bogeyman or an irrational fear. It is also the name of a popular Dutch design company known for making strollers and other baby gear. It’s not a great anecdote but hey, I told you this running order was going to be hard work to get through!
Interestingly, although R. Kelly was edited out of this repeat, the recently sacked by the BBC Scott Mills made the cut in that his narration of the Top 20 countdown remains. Hmm.
Anyway, we have a new No 1 which was the 30th of the year meaning 1999 had more new chart toppers than any other year in chart history and there would be another six before 2000 arrived. The 30th was the third consecutive No 1 for Westlife and is perhaps their best known song? “Flying Without Wings” kind of set a new template for boyband ballads in terms of its polished production and epic sound. It was always going to continue their run of chart toppers which would extend to seven and eventually total fourteen!
Watching this performance, I’m struck by something rather extraordinary – no, not that they aren’t all sat on stools for once but that halfway through, there is a flash of blinding white light and when that has subsided and our eyes have refocused, the boys who were once wearing black outfits, are now decked out in dazzling all white togs. How did they do this?! Were they magicians as well as a boyband? Was David Copperfield lurking backstage pulling off this stunt? They must have filmed it in two parts surely with a costume change in between recordings.
“Flying Without Wings” would also become associated with another teen heartthrob three years later when Gareth Gates sang it at his audition for the first ever series of Pop Idol. However, my point of reference is rather more sombre and symbolic – a version of it was played at the funeral of an ex-work colleague’s wife and said version was by a choir that her youngest son had sung with. Sometimes pop music really does have a power and resonance that belies its ephemeral nature.
| Order of appearance | Artist | Title | Did I buy it? |
| 1 | Tina Turner | When The Heartache Is Over | No thanks |
| 2 | Simply Red | Ain’t That A Lot Of Love | Simply no |
| 3 | Eternal | What’cha Gonna Do | I did not |
| 4 | Will Smith | Will 2K | Negative |
| 5 | A.T.F.C. Presents Onephatdeeva | In And Out Of My Life | Nah |
| 6 | Destiny’s Child | Bug A Boo | Nope |
| 7 | Westlife | Flying Without Wings | And no |
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