TOTP 23 SEP 1993

Living in the digital age is great isn’t it? Like most of us I suspect, I often find myself asking the question “How did we do [insert a commonplace task] before we had the internet?”. Life is so much easier now. Even as I type these words on my mobile phone, my wife is sat next to me turning off the TV with the remote control app on her mobile phone as she can’t be bothered to find the actual remote which has no doubt slipped down the side of the sofa again. These are the sort of everyday problems that technological advancements were created to solve. As for music consumption, we now have voice activated access to millions of songs thanks to platforms like Spotify and hardware like Amazon Echo Dot/Alexa.

Back in 1993, although the internet had been invented and the World Wide Web put into the public domain in that year, most of us didn’t have a clue what it was or how to access it. Some people who were keeping tabs on technology were, perhaps unsurprisingly given their own musical development, Depeche Mode. Three days before this TOTP aired, they were one of the first bands to utilise the internet to interact with fans in a Q&A session via AOL. As this was 1993, there were plenty of technical issues with many users (including the band themselves) not able to log onto the chat. To be fair though, our 2022 digital world isn’t trouble free either. Didn’t WhatsApp go down the other day?

Anyway, we’ll be seeing those early adopters of technology Depeche Mode later on in the show but we start with a band that we hadn’t seen in the charts for nigh on two years. The Wonder Stuff’s last Top 40 hit had been “Welcome To The Cheap Seats EP” in January of 1992 from their “Never Loved Elvis” album. Since then, I’m assuming that they had been recording their fourth studio album “Construction For The Modern Idiot”. It would be the band’s last for eleven years. The lead single from it was actually another EP. The “On The Ropes EP” would peak at No 10 and would be the band’s last ever time inside the Top 10. The only track from the EP to feature on the album was the title track performed here and I have to say that I don’t really recall it. Listening to it now though, it sounds like a much more out and out rock sound than their previous quirky, knockabout material like “Size Of A Cow” and the aforementioned “Welcome To The Cheap Seats” that made them mainstream chart stars. I think that was probably the right career move and the album made No 4 which was none too shabby but the end of the band (temporarily at least) was near. Two more Top 40 hits from the album would follow and that tour that host Tony Dortie mentions in his intro would be the band’s biggest ever including 78 dates but 1994 would see them split before, as Jarvis Cocker nearly sang, meeting up in the year 2000.

It’s those IT geeks Depeche Mode now with an EP of their own called “Condemnation”. The third single from their “Songs Of Faith And Devotion” album, the title track is a quite staggering piece of work which has me reaching for my handy book of superlatives. It’s a beautifully haunting and emotive song based around a powerful vocal from Dave Gahan with a clear and deliberate gospel feel to it. A truly striking and indeed staggering composition. Gahan is on record as saying it’s one of his favourite tracks by the band but due to his health/addiction problems, he stopped performing it live in 1994 and Martin Gore took over on vocal duties. This seems quite an apposite decision as “Condemnation” puts me in mind of their equally atmospheric ballad “Somebody” from 1984 that was also sung by Gore.

Tony Dortie invites us to try and work out what the video for “Condemnation” is all about in his intro so here’s my two pennies’ worth. There’s definitely a nod to The Wicker Man in there with Gahan being led by a cowl wearing throng to a destination of what appears to be bales of hay to meet with his lover to whom he is then shackled. Are they to be sacrificed Lord Summerisle style or is it some kind of pagan wedding ceremony? The sepia tint on the film adds to its unsettling feel. “Condemnation” peaked at No 9.

Talk about making a statement! Not only have M People racked up their third Top 10 hit of 1993 with “Moving On Up” but it’s gone in at No 4 thus making it their biggest ever hit after just one week of sales! The single would eventually…ahem…move on up to a high of No 2 paving the way for the release of the “Elegant Slumming” album that would achieve the same peak in the album chart and go three times platinum in the UK. M People were no longer a club phenomenon but bona fide, mainstream pop stars.

The track was back in the news recently when it was used as blink-and-you’ll-miss-her Prime Minister Liz Truss’s walk on music at the Tory Party Conference. I was listening to James O’Brien on LBC when he was the first to speak to the band’s founder Mike Pickering for his reaction. He wasn’t pleased…

The voice behind “Unfinished Sympathy” is next but I have to say it doesn’t sound in good nick here. There’s no doubting Shara Nelson’s vocal talents just from the evidence of that Massive Attack track alone so I can only assume she was feeling under the weather for this TOTP performance. Either that or she was distracted by trying to track the close up camera revolving around her but her singing on “One Goodbye In Ten” here doesn’t sound the best. Not that it’s a great litmus test of musical quality but if she’d have been auditioning for the X Factor, she’d have had Simon Cowell grimacing. Shame.

Now I know that Haddaway had more hits than just “What Is Love” but I couldn’t have told you what they were called let alone what they sounded like. However, if I’d given it a moment’s thought (but then again why would I spend any time considering Haddaway’s back catalogue?) then I would surely have come to the conclusion that the follow up to “What Is Love” would sound pretty similar. And so it does with “Life” recycling the annoying synth riff from its predecessor.

It seems to me that writing songs just generically called “Life” is a tricky challenge. Surely the subject matter is just too big?! Look at Haddaway’s lyrics here:

Life will never be the same, life is changing

Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Dee Dee Halligan / Junior Torello
Life lyrics © Hanseatic Musikverlag Gmbh & Co Kg

What tosh. Still, it’s an improvement on Des’ree’s attempt with her 1998 single of the same name…

I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Des’ree Weekes / Prince Sampson
Life lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

Dear oh dear oh dear etc…

Excellent! Just the two Breakers this week means less writing for me and one of them was on last week so I’ve already commented on it. This shouldn’t take long and indeed why would anyone want to dwell on the first of them. Worlds Apart – remember them? They had four UK Top 40 singles of which their cover of Love Affair’s “Everlasting Love” was the second. None got any higher than No 15 and yet their bio on Wikipedia suggests that they were absolutely massive literally everywhere else in the world racking up global sales of ten million records. And get this – such was the demand for them that their licensed merchandise products totalled 138 in number including lamps, bubblegum and motorbikes! This can’t be true surely?! None of it makes any sense which is encapsulated by the very first line of that Wikipedia entry that says they are ‘an English multinational boy band of the 90s’. English and multinational? How does that work then? Well, I’m not going to delve into the subject of identity politics but…wait…are an English multinational boy band? They’re still in existence? My god they are. They split in 2002 but reformed in 2007 and are still a going concern. Their line up these days includes that bloke from Brother Beyond. This is all nonsense and is summed up perfectly by the fact that they recorded a song called “Arnold Schwarzenegger”. No really, look…

All I remember of them was that the buyers at Our Price head office ordered in loads of their album which would then sit behind the counter gathering dust for the rest of the decade. “Everlasting Love” peaked at No 20. Again I say dear oh dear oh dear etc..

Next the song that was on just last week and a quick check of the BBC4 schedule tells me is on the next show as well. Somebody at TOTP loved Belinda Carlisle and her “Big Scary Animal” single. After her studio performance last week, we get the promo video this time which seems to involve Belinda sat at the end of an enormous dinner table waiting for her date who arrives on a motorbike, spends ages trying to find the room she’s in before pushing her down a staircase on a chaise longue. Just…just…why?!

A new hit now from a new artist who would prove to be a one hit wonder but would go on to show that making quirky dance records wasn’t their only talent. Stakka Bo hailed from Sweden and brought us the No 13 hit “Here We Go” which shared its title with the first words of the chorus of that Belinda Carlisle hit from immediately before but that’s where the similarities ended. An artist who Stakka Bo did share similarities with though were Stereo MCs and they were duly made in the music press. Probably no bad thing at the time.

Stakka Bo were basically Johan Renck, a man whose later career would far outstrip his achievements in the world of pop. Right, this is actually quite weird. Me and my wife were late to the Breaking Bad party and so have been on catch up via Netflix for a while (we’re halfway through series 3 so no spoilers please!). We’d just finished watching another episode so I thought I’d do a bit more blogging and the first thing I saw when researching Stakka Bo was this:

What?! That’s quite the career change right there. He’s also produced pop videos for everyone from Madonna to Robbie Williams to Lana Del Ray. Renck obviously directed the promo for “Here We Go” as well. As for the song itself, I quite liked it with its flute flourishes and insanely catchy hooks. It was played to death on MTV which helped to break it in just about every territory. There was a follow up – the prophetically titled “Down The Drain” – but we don’t need to concern ourselves with that here. Renck looks like he might pop up in an episode of Only Fools And Horses here whilst his mate looks like a diabolical merging together of East 17’s Brian Harvey and Frank Spencer. Ah 1993 – what were we all thinking?

So big were Take That by this point that it seemed they were just about headlining every TOTP they were on. I mean, obviously there was the No 1 song on after them here but you get my drift. Their appearance on the show was always the top of the bill moment. Their latest single wasn’t even out for another four days after this TOTP aired. That single was “Relight My Fire” featuring that dreadful woman Lulu.

I don’t think I knew at the time that it was actually a Dan Hartman song with my knowledge of his oeuvre restricted to “Instant Replay” and “I Can Dream About You”. His original was released in 1980 with Loleatta Holloway (her again) doing the female vocals that Take That’s management dragged Lulu in for. As much as I dislike her, the introduction of Lulu halfway through the song does create quite the impact in the performance here as a counterpoint to all that spinning and twirling the lads were doing. The single would go straight in at No 1 once released making them only the second artist ever to have two consecutive singles do that with Slade being the first in 1973.

Culture Beat have gone from the top spot with the new incumbents being DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince with “Boom! Shake The Room”. Will Smith was already a well established star of TV due to his titular role in The Fresh Prince Of BelAir at this point which was about to start its fourth season in late September back in 1993. Within two years he would be starring in the film Bad Boys and his global stardom would be confirmed. Fast forward 29 years and Smith’s career is now in serious jeopardy after he shook the room at the Oscars by slapping Chris Rock. Boom!

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1The Wonder Stuff On The Ropes EPNo
2Depeche Mode Condemnation EPHow did I not buy this?!
3M PeopleMoving On UpNo but my wife had the album
4Shara NelsonOne Goodbye In TenSee 3 above
5HaddawayLifeNever
6Worlds ApartEverlasting LoveAs if
7Belinda CarlisleBig Scary AnimalNope
8Stakka Bo Here We GoNah
9Take That and LuluRelight My FireI did not
10DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh PrinceBoom! Shake The RoomAnd no

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TOTP 08 JUL 1993

On the day this TOTP aired, and presumably straight after it finished, Phil Mitchell got married for the first time in Eastenders. His wife was a Romanian refugee called Nadia with the object of the nuptials being to get her a visa so she could stay in the UK. As soon as she was married, she went off with her boyfriend. Fast forward 29 years and Phil is about to get married for the fifth time to Kat Slater but as with his first wedding, it doesn’t go to plan. I wonder how many of the songs on tonight’s TOTP could apply to Phil’s love life?

A perfect start with “What Is Love” by Haddaway! Does Phil know? I doubt it. How about Haddaway? Did he have any inkling? He probably didn’t care as he was up to No 2 in the charts and onto his third TOTP appearance. Piece of piss this pop star lark he probably thought after ditching his career in the navy (presumably he said “sod this for a game of sailors”). So easy did he find bagging a hit that he did it again…and again…and again. His debut album would give him three further Top 10 hits though I couldn’t have named any without checking his discography. So effortless was Haddaway’s rise to fame that he didn’t even bother to name his album properly instead just calling it “The Album”. A bit like Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead calling his dog ‘dog’ then. I once found myself in Xanadu nightclub in Rochdale where I was working and being surrounded by punters dancing to Haddaway was a bit like being on the set of The Walking Dead in retrospect.

Phil Mitchell must have proclaimed “Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love” to one of his many wives down the years in that rasping voice of his. Taylor Dayne wasn’t one of them though as she’s never married Wikipedia tells me though she does look a little bit like the character Chrissie Watts (played by Tracy-Ann Oberman) who was married to Dirty Den and indeed murdered him. Hmm. I seem to have gone down a rather bleak rabbit hole there. I’m sure Taylor, on the other hand, is as sweet as popcorn….

Yes, after a career that took in acing, Broadway and pop stardom, the younger generation will know Taylor as Popcorn from The Masked Singer. Back in 1993 though she was promoting her “Soul Dancing” album via her cover of Barry White’s “Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love Babe” though it failed to cut through like her “Tell It To My Heart” debut that went double platinum in the States. She did however continue to have hits on the US Dance chart into the new millennium.

“Will You Be There?” Phil Mitchell might have been thinking to himself this week as he stood in church waiting for a very late Kat Slater to arrive. Michael Jackson must have been asking himself “Will you be a hit?” seeing as this was the eighth single to be taken from his 1991 (yes that’s 1991!) album “Dangerous”. He needn’t have worried as it made No 9 making Jackson the first artist to have an album generate eight consecutive Top 20 hits (it would have been eight consecutive Top 10 hits but for “Jam” peaking at No 13).

I thought I didn’t know how this one went but on hearing it back, it does sound familiar. It’s got a very gospel feel to it while the melody puts me in mind of “Lean On Me” by Bill Withers. However, it was another song that sounded similar which caused Jacko some legal problems when Italian songwriter Albano Carrisi launched a plagiarism suit claiming “Will You Be There” copied his composition “The Swans Of Balaka”. The claim was ultimately rejected.

Unbelievably, a ninth single – the prophetically entitled “Gone Too Soon” – was released from “Dangerous” nearly two years to the day since the album came out. That was a step too far though and it struggled to a peak of No 33 in the UK.

And the 1993 disco revival is still going strong. After Taylor Dayne covering Barry White earlier comes Kim Wilde who has recorded a cover of Yvonne Elliman’s 1978 hit “If I Can’t Have You”. Why? Well, it’s to promote her Best Of album “The Singles Collection 1981-93”. Kim, of course, had history when it came to cover versions to help restore former glories. In 1986, she did a version of “You Keep Me Hangin’ On” by The Supremes to revive a career that was stalling. That proved to be a master stroke as it went to No 1 in the US and No 2 over here. “If I Can’t Have You” wasn’t quite the same success though it did supply her biggest hit since “Four Letter Word” in 1988 by peaking at No 12. It would also be her last ever UK Top 40 hit which presumably means this is also Kim’s final ever TOTP appearance (sob!). That Best Of album performed pretty well though going gold in the UK and just missing the Top 10.

What? An Eastenders connection? Oh well, didn’t Alfie Moon say to Kat the other night something to the effect of “If I can’t have you, I don’t want nobody baby”.

It’s Chaka Demus & Pliers now for what I think is the third time in the show with “Tease Me”. I think I’ve had enough of this one now Mr. TOTP producer! In his intro, host Mark Franklin states that 50% of this week’s Top 10 are live in the TOTP studio and I can’t help thinking that maybe CD & P were fitted into the running order just so that the show could make that claim. In fairness though, they had just moved up a place to a peak of No 3 so no doubt that’s how their inclusion would have been justified. After all, “Tease Me” was a hit all over the world but nowhere bigger than in the UK where it sold 400,000 copies.

I’m struggling to get a Phil Mitchell reference in for this one although surely he must have used a pair of pliers during a car repair down The Arches at some point down the years?

I’m giving myself a break from Eastenders references for the Breakers mainly because none of them lend themselves to the soap or Phil Mitchell at all. I mean, where’s the connection with U.S.U.R.A. and “Sweat”? These were the people who brought us “Open Your Mind” on the achingly trendy Deconstruction label and this was the follow up. Not being a dancehead, this did nothing for me (neither did its predecessor) though I understand it was a big hit in the clubs. “Sweat” peaked at No 29.

Now a guy who was a breakthrough success in 1991 but whom we hadn’t heard from since. Back in those 1991 posts, I admitted to an irrational hatred of Kenny Thomas back in the day, an opinion I had to modify on account of Kenny being a stand up, decent guy according to all sources.

My view of his music remained the same though – I wasn’t a fan and so I’m pretty sure that the thought of a second album of songs from him wouldn’t have had me counting down the days until its release date. “Wait For Me” was that album and its lead single was “Stay”. As Mark Franklin says in his intro, it was a cover though he doesn’t advise us who did the original so I did the detective work and tracked it down. I’m still none the wiser though even with the answer in front of me. It was the title track of a 1986 album by US R&B group The Controllers but only made No 77 in the UK charts. I have no idea about any of the content of the previous sentence.

“Stay” was all about the number two. It peaked at No 22 for two weeks.

AC/DC have come up many a time during these TOTP repeats and I’ve never really known what to say about them as I just don’t really get them at all. The throaty vocals of Brian Johnson, the misogynistic undertones of the lyrics and Angus Young’s schoolboy uniform stage outfits; none of it appealed to me. And yet there are people who I know and like who swear by the band.

Anyway, the end is nigh for AC/DC/TOTP as “Big Gun” is their penultimate UK Top 40 hit. Taken from the soundtrack to Last Action Hero, it made No 23. I’ve never seen the film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger but from reading the plot on Wikipedia it sounds like a stinker. I can appreciate there was an attempt to do something different with the action genre but it sounds like one of those movies where the kids are smarter than the adults which I’m not a fan of. The soundtrack is a who’s who of hard rock featuring Anthrax, Aerosmith and Alice In Chains alongside AC/DC and that’s just the ‘A’s.

Is this the first time we’ve seen The Levellers on TOTP? Well, yes and no. It is the first time we’ve seen them in these BBC4 repeats but not the first time that they appeared on the show. That was on 21st May 1992 when they appeared live by satellite from Paris performing “15 Years” but we didn’t get to see that repeat due to it being presented by Adrian Rose who refused to give permission for shows he featured in being re-broadcast. The band wouldn’t appear in the TOTP studio until 1995 when they performed “Hope Street”.

Back in 1993 though the band had just released their third and eponymous studio album and although they have retrospectively voiced their dislike of it, commercially it was their then best performing album peaking at No 2. In fact, The Levellers were on their way to the apex of their popularity which was displayed in a very visual way when they headlined Glastonbury in 1994 in front of 300,000 people.

The lead single from “The Levellers” album was “Belaruse” and it would start a bizarre run of chart placings which would see four of their next six single releases peak at No 12. Listening to it now, the hard drumming intro really reminds me of “Funeral Pyre” by The Jam.

The first of three songs that have been on the show before now starting with M People and “One Night In Heaven”. By the way, I can’t find the clips from this particular show so have had to use previous performance’s instead. Heather Small might be glad I have as there seems to be a curious tinny effect on her vocals as if the microphone isn’t working properly. She seems slightly uncomfortable up there as if she’s aware there’s a problem but it’s too late to do anything about it so she’s just going with it. Maybe it’s just because I’m playing it back through my phone.

“One Night In Heaven” peaked at No 6.

Stand aside Kim Wilde, here’s a true disco legend. Yes, you did a nice job with your cover of “If I Can’t Have You” but this is the Queen of Disco herself, Gloria Gaynor.

Look, I don’t need to tell you about “I Will Survive” though what I will say is that it’s been covered over a hundred times but maybe one of the more obscure versions is this from the Puppini Sisters who I caught live in a tiny venue in Hull that was completely oversold to the point that it really didn’t feel safe so I left early. Yes, I did survive.

Oh and one final Phil Mitchell/Eastenders reference – Phil has of course survived many a drama on the soap none more so than in the 2001 ‘Who Shot Phil?’ storyline when he survived being gunned down by ex-girlfriend Lisa.

It’s a final week at the top for Gabrielle with “Dreams”. Little did we all know that it would take seven years for her to get back to the top of the heap when her Bob Dylan sampling hit “Rise” made it to No 1 in early 2000. Not that there weren’t any hits in between of course. She clocked up nine Top 40 hits in the intervening years including five Top Tenners. The hits didn’t stop with “Rise” either with a further three Top 10 entries occurring in the subsequent 12 months. That’s sixteen hit singles in total plus seven charting albums (including a No 1). Maybe Gabrielle doesn’t get the credit she deserves?

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1HaddawayWhat Is LoveHadaway and shite!
2Taylor DayneCan’t Get Enough Of Your LoveNo
3Michael JacksonWill You Be There?No I won’t be and indeed wasn’t
4Kim WildeIf I Can’t Have YouNope
5Chaka Demus & PliersTease MeNever happening
6U.S.U.R.A.SweatNegative
7Kenny ThomasStayAs if
8AC/DCBig GunBig log more like – no
9The LevellersBelaruseNah
10M PeopleOne Night In HeavenNo but my wife had the album
11Gloria GaynorI Will Survive (Phil Kelsey remix)I did not
12Gabrielle DreamsAnd no

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001btp2/top-of-the-pops-08071993

TOTP 24 JUN 1993

1993 is not one of my favourite years for music. That’s based on my memory and what I’ve seen on these TOTP repeats from this year so far but I would have to say that the singles chart was pretty eclectic. I’ve moaned and moaned about the proliferation of Eurodance tunes on the show but a glance at the running order for this episode paints a different picture. Yes, there are what you would term dance acts but there’s also some old timers like Rod Stewart and Brian May plus Gloria Gaynor makes her bow in the 1993 disco revival. There’s a boy band (sort of) plus there’s even some actual decent music courtesy of one of Scotland’s finest bands. Oh and Joey Lawrence is on as well. There has to be some utter tripe on or how would we know it’s still 1993?

We start with one of those dance acts but it’s a homegrown one as opposed to being imported from Europe. For me, this was the moment when M People became a proper big deal. Yes, they’d already cracked the Top 10 with a remix of “How Can I Love You More” earlier in the year but that track had topped and tailed debut album “Northern Soul” by being the first and last single released from it. What we had now was new material from a traditionally difficult second album. How would the public receive it? As it happened, they made “One Night In Heaven” the band’s biggest hit to date by sending it to No 6 in the charts giving them a second consecutive major smash and thereby continuing a run of eight singles that would all make the Top 10. It was official – M People would be sticking around for a while.

That second album was of course “Elegant Slumming” that would go triple platinum in the UK and produce another three hit singles after “One Night In Heaven”. It was also, memorably, the winner of the Mercury Music Prize in 1994. Mike Pickering had hit upon a successful formula of dance music which had enough beats to satisfy the bpm addicts and enough melody to appeal to the less hardcore dance heads. As an aside, I had a lecturer when I was a Polytechnic student called Mike Pickering but we all called him Mick Prick. No idea why. He seemed like a decent sort.

Before the next act, we have to address host Mark Franklin’s hair. What’s he done to it? Where’s his usual bouncy quiff gone? He’s plastered it all down to his head! I guess it does look very 1993 or is it jazz club?

Somebody else having hair issues is the next artist, the aforementioned Rod Stewart. I’m sure you’ve all seen this as it’s been doing the rounds but just in case…

Heh. Anyway, Rod was back in the charts with a cover of Van Morrison’s “Have I Told You Lately”. He’d recorded it for his 1991 “Vagabond Heart” album but this live version was taken from his “Unplugged…And Seated” album recorded as part of the MTV Unplugged series. That format was already well established in music fans’ minds with artists such as Paul McCartney, Mariah Carey and Eric Clapton having released albums under its banner recently. Even so, I was still slightly surprised at the success of Rod’s MTV album which went to No 2 and was platinum selling. As for his performance of “Have I Told You Lately” here, it’s all a bit much with Rod over emoting all over the place and then there’s that weird bit in the middle where a woman in the audience gives him a bunch of flowers and then rushes off past the camera and seemingly out of the venue. What was that all about? Now if she’d have handed him a hairbrush, that might have made some sense.

“Have I Told You Lately” peaked at No 5.

Next to the (sort of) boy band and so far I’d say that East 17 had done a good job of becoming the anti- Take That. However, the decision to release a cover of “West End Girls” by Pet Shop Boys was a complete misstep. What was the thinking around this? Were record label London concerned that last single “Slow It Down” had failed to make the Top 10 and so released a cover to ensure a hit? If so, it was a strategy that was not a complete success as the East End boys version of “West End Girls” peaked at No 11. Somebody suggested on Twitter that it was down to their manager Tom Watkins who was trying to restart a working relationship with former clients Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe after they had separated at the end of the 80s. Whatever the truth, it was a calculated decision as the original pressings of their album “Walthamstow” didn’t include “West End Girls”. It was re-released with it added on in the wake of the single charting and we had to withdraw all the old copies from sale in the Our Price I was working in.

It’s just such a stiff, unconvincing cover not helped by the performance here which is just a lot of twirling around and jumping about on stage. All except for John Hendy. Were the other three trying to tell John something? He always seemed to be the one left to his own devices when the band appeared on TOTP. He was relegated to the back of the stage noodling on a bass guitar when they performed “Deep” and sat on a sofa idling away at a keyboard for “Slow It Down”. He’s back on the bass again here whilst Brian, Terry and Tony are doing their thing out front. I’m surprised that he’s not kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in frustration. Ahem.

Number One in the World! Except it’s not. It’s No 6 in the chart this week on its way to a high of No 3 for Chaka Demus and Pliers and “Tease Me”. It’s another of those live by satellite performances (New York this week) which might just be in a room next door to the TOTP studio for all we know. It’s literally an empty setting other than a light pattern projected onto the blank walls. Seriously, what was the point?

I find it hard to discuss Chaka Demus and Pliers without finding them completely ridiculous because of that tool-related name. I’m sure there was a scene in the 90s sitcom 2point4 Children where the Belinda Lang character asks her teenage daughter what she’s listening to and when the answer comes back as Chaka Demus and Pliers, it’s the foundation for a whole litany of jokes. So what was the story behind that moniker? Here’s @TOTPFacts with the details:

So now you know.

Four Breakers again this week. I wish they would give this up. Really elongates these reviews unnecessarily. Most of them we never see again anyway. Ho hum.

SWV are the first of the four with their single “Weak”. The UK was still resisting the charms of the Sisters With Voices unlike in the US where this song was No 1 for two weeks and sold a million copies. By contrast, it stiffed at No 33 over here. It wasn’t until the “Right Here/Human Nature” mash up single came out a few weeks later that we decided we quite liked them after all.

And so we arrive at the time of Joey Lawrence. Who? Well, he was one of the stars of an American sitcom called Blossom that had been picked up by Channel 4 over here and was based around the title character played by Mayim Bialik. The premise of the show was of a family of three kids and their Dad dealing with their mother/wife leaving them. Lawrence played middle child Joey, a sports jock (to use the American vernacular) who wasn’t blessed with great intelligence but fancied himself as ‘one for the ladies’ and was given a catchphrase of “Woah!”. He was a sort of prototype Joey from Friends I guess. The show actually had far more depth to it than Lawrence’s character suggests. Firstly, it centred around a female lead which was not the norm at the time but it was also the atypical comedy themes that it dealt with such as sexual assault, Blossom’s first period and drug abuse (Blossom’s elder brother Tony was a recovering alcoholic and drug addict).

It was a decent watch and indeed me and my wife did tune in to it regularly when it was broadcast on Fridays I think. Bialik would go on to star in The Big Bang Theory whilst Lawrence starred in Melissa & Joey for four seasons. That’s not what concerns us here though. No. We have to address Lawrence’s music career which began whilst he was just 16 with the single “Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix”. Actors becoming pop stars was nothing new of course – we’d had a plethora of them in recent years mainly from the Aussie soap Neighbours but supposedly music was always Joey’s first love and he co-write this tune. It was a bit Bobby Brown-lite sounding to me (and I wasn’t a fan of the full fat flavour in the first place) and did he get a “Woah oh oh” into the chorus to play up to his character’s catchphrase?

Thankfully Joey Lawrence mania never really took off (although there was one young female customer in the Altrincham Our Price that I ended up working in who was a bit obsessed) and the whole thing was done by the end of the year. For the record though, “Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix” peaked at No 13.

And now for some ‘proper’ music though I have to admit I wasn’t an early adopter of Teenage Fanclub. Even though they were on to their fourth album (“Thirteen”) by 1993, they seemed to have eluded my radar which must have been on the blink as their brand of jangly power pop was right up my street. “Radio” was the lead single from that album and would become their second Top 40 hit after the previous years “What You You Do To Me” (how had I missed that single?!).

To me, they always seem more recognised for their influence and legacy than their commercial deeds and indeed were described by Kurt Cobain as the best band in the world in 1992 when they toured with Nirvana. I’ve since become a convert and “My Uptight Life” from their “Howdy!” album is one of my favourite ever tunes. Alas, I fear they won’t make their full TOTP appearance until the 1997 repeats come around.

“Radio” peaked at No 31.

Ah shit! More Shabba Ranks? Really?! Yes, if we thought he only had one song in “Mr Loverman” then we were wrong for here he is back again with “What’cha Gonna Do”. This was another collaboration, this time with Queen Latifah following his hit “Housecall” with Maxi Priest. You know what? Sod this for a game of darts. What am I gonna do Shabba? I’m moving straight on. “Laters!” as Tony Dortie might say.

Right what’s next? Oh come on! This wasn’t what the kids wanted in 1993 surely? Some hoary old rock from some hoary old rockers? I speak of Brian May and Cozy Powell who, having been a Breaker last week, are in the studio this time to perform “Resurrection”. This sounds horrible. Can I just get away with skipping this one as well? No? You want some more content? OK – here’s host Mark Franklin no less with some trivia:

Now away with you all!

I’m gathering some speed now so look out anybody who gets in my way! Oh, it’s alright as it’s Gloria Gaynor – she’ll survive (ahem). Yes, inevitably given the disco revival of 1993, Gloria Gaynor has entered the fray with a Phil Kelsey remix of her 1979 No 1 and subsequent gay / feminist anthem, “I Will Survive”. This was always going to happen wasn’t it? There is an interesting back story to this track though. Gloria had lost her ‘Queen of Disco’ crown to the emerging Donna Summer and so was looking for a hit to reclaim it. “Substitute” was chosen as the song to relaunch her. It had originally been recorded by The Righteous Brothers but had been a recent massive hit for South African all-girl group Clout (one of the best records of the 70s – fact!). Needing a B-side, songwriters Dino Fekaris and Freddie Perren supplied “I Will Survive” which Gloria loved but which her label Polydor didn’t and “Substitute” was released as the A-side.

When it failed to do the business, Gloria persuaded club DJs to flip the record and it eventually became a favourite at New York superclub Studio 54. Meanwhile, Boston disco radio DJ Jack King was also playing “I Will Survive” and this combined promotion would convince Polydor to re-release the single with “I Will Survive” on the A-side. The rest is history.

The 1993 remix though is awful with a horrible Chicago House backing installed for no apparent reason other than bandwagon jumping. It would rise to No 5 and a Very Best Of album was put out on the back of its success. Gloria’s vocal in this performance is effortless though I could have done without the audience sing-a-long that she encourages towards the end.

Oh God! Mark Franklin hasn’t just restyled his hair – he’s added an earring aswell! That camera angle of the back of his head which shows it in full effect was surely planned?! Anyway, Mark is back on screen to introduce Alexander O’Neal who is in the studio to promote his latest single “In The Middle” which was the second track to be lifted from his “Love Makes No Sense” album. A whole studio appearance seems a bit like overkill for a single that only got to No 32 and was a follow up to the album’s title track and lead single which only made No 26. Things didn’t get any better for Alexander who only returned to the UK Top 40 once more in 1996 with the No 38 hit “Let’s Get Together”.

Gabrielle is the new No 1 with “Dreams” though it’s hardly a surprise given its entry last week at No 2. The TOTP producers have decided that Gabrielle is a classy performer and adorned the stage with white drapes for some reason to make that point. As with Gloria Gaynor earlier, I could do without the metronomic clapping from the studio audience. At the end of the song, we get something which I don’t think we’ve seen since the early days of the ‘year zero’ revamp where Mark Franklin joins Gabrielle on stage for a little chat to ask when her album is out. It’s still cringey and still a bad idea. Maybe he just wanted to get more screen time for his earring?

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1M PeopleOne Night In HeavenNo but my wife had the album
2Rod StewartHave I Told You LatelyNah
3East 17West End GirlsSee 1 above
4Chaka Demus and PliersTease MeNot likely
5SWVWeakNo
6Joey LawrenceNothin’ My Love Can’t FixAs if
7Teenage FanclubRadioNo to my shame
8Shabba Ranks and Queen LatifahWhat’cha Gonna Do?Not buy it obviously
9Brian May and Cozy PowellResurrectionI say again, “Away with you!”
10Gloria GaynorI Will SurviveNope
11Alexander O’NealIn The MiddleNever happening
12GabrielleDreamsAnd no

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TOTP 04 FEB 1993

We enter the month of February in our review of 1993 here at TOTP Rewind and the Top 40 has now jettisoned all those Xmas rush singles – with one notable exception – that were clogging up the chart. There are eleven new entries this week and seven climbers and yet, looking at the running order for this TOTP, you’d be forgiven for thinking that the charts were in a state of inertia as so many of these songs have already either been on the show recently or are re-releases of old hits.

Look at the show’s opener for example. “How Can I Love You More” had been a Top 40 hit for M People as recently as November 1991 when it peaked at No 29. So why had it been made available again? Well, although they’d had racked up four Top 40 singles from their debut album “Northern Soul”, none of them had got higher than No 29. The band had been out on tour to promote the album and “How Can I Love You More” had been a live favourite. So it came to pass that record label Deconstruction decided that should be the track to be given another tilt at the charts. DJ Sasha was approached to give the song a club sheen and bingo! The band’s first Top 10 hit.

So how different was the Sasha remix to the original cut? Well it wasn’t quite as stark as the difference between the original version of Cornershop’s “Brimful Of Asha” and the Norman Cook remix but you could certainly hear it. The 1991 release has an electronic backing that reminds me of “Don’t You Want Me” by The Human League whereas the 1993 version sounds like it has a lot more going on in the mix with some shuffling rhythms that make it sound like it had a faster tempo. I think I actually prefer the remix to my surprise.

1993 would be the year that M People became a really big deal. Following “How Can I Love You More” into the Top 10 came “One Night On Heaven” (No 6), “Moving On Up” (No 2) and “Don’t Look Any Further” (No 9) whilst their “Elegant Slumming” album would rise to No 2.

Here’s another! This is a third time on the show for Duran Duran and their “Ordinary World” single. So well received was the song that it got nominated for an Ivor Novello award for Best Song Musically and Lyrically. It would lose out to another song that, coincidentally, was on this very same show – “If I Ever Lose My Faith” by Sting. In his book Duran Duran: the unauthorised biography, Steve Malins tells the story that at this very TOTP, Duran’s guitarist Warren Cuccurullo (he replaced Andy Taylor) was chatting to Sting and the ex – The Police frontman admitted that he didn’t want to go on after Duran as “Ordinary World” was such a beautiful song. Given Sting’s ginormous ego, that was quite the compliment.

Cuccurullo is an interesting character. He toured and recorded with Frank Zappa before forming synth-pop, MTV favourites Missing Persons in the early 80s. He was recruited (eventually) by Duran Duran after previous incumbent Taylor approached his ex Missing Persons band members about working with him as he started on his solo career. Alerted to the possibility that Taylor would be leaving Duran, Cuccurollo contacted the Birmingham superstars about replacing their want away guitarist. By 1993 he was a permanent member of the band and, according to Malins, he had a voracious sexual appetite and would host ‘Privacy’ parties in his hotel room when the band were touring which basically sounded like orgies. Blimey! What would Princess Diana have said?!

“Ordinary World” peaked at No 6 in the UK and No 3 in the US.

And yet another song that we’ve already seen on the show before! And like Duran Duran it’s their third time on! I struggled to say anything about “Heaven Is” by Def Leppard the previous two times so God knows what I’m supposed to say about a third appearance! Well, again like the Duran boys, this showing did nothing to improve their ultimate chart placing as both acts were at their peaks in this week.

Anything else? Well, in the last post I mentioned how lead singer Joe Elliott hated the video for this single so I thought I’d see if I could spot why. I’m not sure I can as the video is by far the best thing about the single. Essentially it’s just a straight performance promo with some special effects thrown in for good measure but it’s done pretty well. It reminds me of the video for INXS’s “Need You Tonight”. I particularly liked the scene with the guitar strings morphing into one of those string art pictures. You know those ones where you can form a curve by layering loads of strings closely together at an angle? We did one in woodwork when I was at school. I made a plane I think. Erm…sorry…got a bit distracted there. Anyway, not quite sure why Joe Elliott hated it so much. Maybe he didn’t like the way his hair looked in it. To be fair, who would want their hair to look like Joe Elliott’s?

It’s a third song on the trot that’s been on the show recently and guess what? Just like Duran Duran and Def Leppard before them, it was at its peak chart position this week. This is just weird now. Unlike those two bands though, in the case of The Beloved, the No 8 peak of “Sweet Harmony” would prove to be their highest ever Top 40 placing.

Watching this performance I’m struck by two things about lead singer Jon Marsh. Firstly his singing is pretty awful here. In fact, in the verses he’s hardly singing at all, it’s more sort of speaking rhythmically. Secondly, I’d been trying to work out who he looks like and I think I’ve worked it out – ex footballer and now pundit Dean Ashton…

Finally a new song! Not only that but there’s a great little link between it and the artist immediately previous. Rapination were two Italian producers who also went by the name The Rapino Brothers. It’s not them that provide the connection to The Beloved though. No, that would be the vocalist for their “Love Me In The Right Way” single who was, of course, Kym Mazelle. Kym was one of the people name checked by The Beloved on their “Hello” hit of 1990 alongside the likes of Billy Corkhill and Vince Hilaire…

Excellent track that. Anyway, fast forward three years and Kym is working with these Italian dudes – I’m guessing that’s them on stage with her here on drums and (gulp) keytar. I have to say I don’t recall this track at all but it sounds very generic Italian House so not a lot there for me.

The single made it to No 22 (and yes, another hit at its chart peak this week) whilst The Rapino Brothers went on to work with Kylie Minogue and Primal Scream. By the way does the name Rapino instantly make anybody else think of this?

It’s time for some Breakers next starting with another rerelease! As with The Cult last week, we have another 80s band promoting a Greatest Hits collection with the re-issue of their most famous song. I refer to Ultravox although in truth, that Greatest Hits album was actually entitled “If I Was: The Very Best Of Midge Ure And Ultravox”. Released by Chrysalis, it did what it said on the tin. It was “Vienna” though that was chosen to plug the album and what else can I write about this track that hasn’t already been written? Infamously kept off the No 1 spot when originally released in 1981 by Joe Dolce’s execrable single “Shaddap You Face”, it has gone down as a synth pop classic, an epic of the genre.

Oh, here’s something I bet nobody has ever written about it before. When it was a hit in ‘81, I was a 12 year old schoolboy and a lad called Neil used to hit me hard on the arm singing “this means nothing to me” as he did. Four years later and he was still at it giving me a wrap on the knuckles while singing “Hit That Perfect Beat” by Bronski Beat. Maybe Neil had been influenced by Clockwork Orange in his hobby of putting violence to music?

Back to “Vienna” though and the year before this rerelease, the song had been re-recorded by original band member Billy Currie who had got together a new line up of Ultravox. Currie was the only original band member and the vocals were supplied by one Tony Fennell. Released as “Vienna ‘92”, it sank like a stone. I mean, it’s not terrible but it just seems so pointless. Fennell does a pretty good impression of Midge Ure whilst the synths are a bit more strident and there’s an obtrusive funky guitar in there but all I can think is ‘why?’

The 1993 rerelease made No 13 whilst the Very Best Of album went Top 10. By the way, in another link with Sting, four years on A&M repeated Chysallis’ trick of merging two Best Ofs into one when they released “The Very Best Of Sting And The Police”.

What fresh hell is this?! Tom Jones sings The Beatles?! As well as being Tom’s first hit of the 90s, his treatment of “All You Need Is Love” was a charity record, raising money for Childline, the foundation set up by Esther Rantzen. And now that joker card has been played, I can’t really criticise it can I? Well, yes I can. It really doesn’t suit Tom’s gruff Welsh vocal chords and the song choice was less than inspired. Nothing wrong with the sentiment of course which strikes the right note but wasn’t a previous Childline charity single also a Beatles cover?

*checks online*

Yes, the Wet Wet Wet single “With A Little Help From My Friends” was for Childline. It was a double A-side with Billy Bragg covering another Beatles track in “She’s Leaving Home”. Look, I hope Tom made lots of money for the charity (the single peaked at No 19) but this was/is horrible.

At last another brand new song and it comes courtesy of Extreme with their latest single “Tragic Comic”. I know that this came from the band’s triple album “III Sides To Every Story” but I couldn’t tell you how it goes. Let’s have a listen…

…hmm. Vaguely familiar but it’s like a piss weak version of their previous hit “Hole Hearted” in that its got that acoustic sound but the tune isn’t really up to it. It would prove to be the band’s final UK Top 40 entry when it peaked at No 15.

Now I remember the name of this next act but I couldn’t have told you how their tune went. It turns out that Gloworm actually tried to create a new genre of dance music combining house with gospel. The first result of this hybrid experiment was “I Lift My Cup (To The Spirit Divine)” but to me it sounds like one of the first crossover house tunes – “Love Can’t Turn Around” by Farley ‘Jackmaster’ Funk. Maybe that would have been a compliment to Gloworm but I always hated that song.

The performance here with all jungle staging and costumes gives the whole thing a look of the stage version of The Lion King. Surely some sort of nightclub setting would have been better for such a tune?

“I Lift My Cup (To The Spirit Divine)” peaked at No 20.

And so to the already much mentioned in this post artist Sting who brings us probably one of his better known solo songs “If I Ever Lose My Faith In You”. This was the lead single from his “Ten Summoner’s Tales” album that would become, I think, his best selling solo LP. You see, despite all his success with The Police and his undoubted star profile, Sting’s solo stats aren’t the best. Up to this point in his career, his highest charting single was “Russians” which made No 12 in 1985. In fact, he’d had more singles fail to make the Top 40 than ones that did. His last album “The Soul Cages” had only given him one hit and the album before that (“…Nothing Like The Sun”) had generated none at all although one its singles (“Englishman In New York”) belatedly provided one when remixed by Ben Liebrand at the start of the decade. Given all of this, I wonder what was expected of his latest single?

I’ll tell you what wasn’t expected – that Sting would turn up at the TOTP studio dressed like Vincent Price in Witchfinder General. What was he thinking?! Actually all of his band have got hats on. The guitarist has one that has a heavy Windy Miller from Camberwick Green vibe. Then there’s the set. Is it meant to like like the inside of a church to make a link with the word ‘faith’ in the song’s title? Maybe so what with all those candles and flaming torches but Sting’s outfit makes the whole thing seem quite menacing and, dare I say it, even satanic. Most odd.

What about the song you ask? Oh, well I always thought it was OK if a little slow and pedestrian like. Get this though. It starts with a flattened fifth chord. So? Well a flattened fifth is a tri-tone and was banned by the church as being the devil’s music! A-ha! I was right in my use of the word ‘satanic’! The single was a medium sized hit peaking at a respectable No 14 making it, at the time, Sting’s second biggest hit ever.

And still Whitney Houston is No 1 with “I Will Always Love You”! Fear not though as this is the last TOTP repeat that we will see with it still on top of the charts. However that doesn’t mean it’s the last we’ll see of Whitney herself in this year as on that very next episode she’s back with the follow up, her cover of Chaka Khan’s “I’m Every Woman”. In fact, in 1993 Whitney had five hit singles (if you include “I Will Always Love You”). Never mind being ‘every woman’, she was more ‘ever present woman’.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1M PeopleHow Can I Love You MoreNo but I think my wife may have had the album
2Duran Duran Ordinary WorldGood song but not a purchase it seems
3Def LeppardHeaven Is…not having to listen to this. No
4The BelovedSweet HarmonyNo
5Rapination featuring Kym MazelleLove Me In The Right WayNope
6UltravoxViennaNo but I have it on an Ultravox Best Of (not the one mentioned in the post)
7Tom JonesAll You Need Is LoveNot even for charity!
8ExtremeTragic ComicNah
9GlowormI Lift My Cup (To The Spirit Divine)Nope
10StingIf I Ever Lose My Faith In YouIt’s another no
11Whitney HoustonI Will Always Love YouI did not

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TOTP 08 OCT 1992

By 1992, TOTP was into its 29th year. The very first show had been broadcast on New Year’s Day 1964 and was produced in Dickenson Road Studio in Manchester which was just a short walk from where I was living in 1992. Anyway, whilst the show could boast an enduring longevity a new music vehicle debuted on this very day. Yes, a few hours after this TOTP had finished, the very first Later…with Jools Holland hit our screens. Whilst TOTP would eventually peter out and be deemed unwanted in 2006, Later… is still part of the BBC’s broadcasting schedule today albeit that it had undergone some changes of format, times of transmission and even some tinkering with its name in that time. Its remit was vastly different from TOTP in that it was not bound by charts or hit records (mind you those time honoured rules seem to have gone by the by in recent TOTP repeats as well). Showcasing a wide variety of musical genres, its circular arrangement of stages, jam sessions with the host and a studio audience of 300 meant that you couldn’t really mistake Later…for its older sibling. Musical guests on that first show were The Neville Brothers (Gary and Phil!), The Christians, Nu Colours and D’Influence – I’d have maybe been interested in The Christians but nothing else. Over the years it has received accolades and criticism alike both for its choice of artists and its host but whatever your opinion of it, you have to give credit to a show that has lasted that long. I wonder if any of the acts on TOTP tonight ever received an invite from Jools?

We start with M People. They must have been on Later…surely? I’m going to have to check the list of episodes for 59 series to be sure. Hmm. Not sure about this post’s theme all of a sudden.

*checks anyway*

Yes! They first appeared in series 4 nearly two years on from this TOTP broadcast alongside Nick Lowe and an all female Bulgarian state choir. By 1998, they were so successful that they qualified for their own Later…Special with the whole show dedicated to them. Back in 1992 though they were struggling to establish themselves as a consistently successful chart act. They had achieved three consecutive Top 40 hits but diminishing returns had set in and each one peaked at a lower chart position than the one before. Not wanting to leave anything to chance, the band returned to the studio to record two new tracks to not only reverse that trend but to add to their debut album “Northern Soul” for a re-release. One of those tracks was “Excited” which was put out as a single. It did what it was designed to do but only just when it peaked at No 29.

In his intro, host Tony Dortie (more on him ‘laterz’) encourages us to jump about to the song which is the exact opposite of what plays out as the band give the most static of performances with certainly no jumping going on. The track is all about the chorus which is perfect for Heather Small’s enormous, swooping vocals. The rest of it is a bit meh – yes, not the most articulate of critiques but then I’m writing 6,000 words a week on this blog so I’m allowing myself the odd bit of lazy writing OK?

The band should probably have just gone straight to Plan B which is what they ended up doing eventually anyway. In the February of the following year they rereleased “How Can I Love You More (Mixes)” which did what it said on the tin and remixed their debut single (including a mix by Sasha) and the combination of radio and club versions was enough to take then into the Top 10 for the first time. Then came the Mercury Music Prize winning “Elegant Slumming” and the rest was history.

It’s the mini chart rundown from 20 – 11 next over the video for “Sentinel” by Mike Oldfield. He’s a big name, he’s surely been on Later…Yes, of course he has on series 12 in 1998 appearing alongside Fun Lovin’ Criminals amongst others. He played the intro from “Tubular Bells” – of course he did. We’ve seen both the video for “Sentinel” and an ‘exclusive’ performance of the song before so do I have to comment on this one again? I do? Erm…well, obviously this was from “Tubular Bells II” and six years later Oldfield released “Tubular Bells III” and then a year later “The Millennium Bell”. It didn’t stop there though as he re-recorded the original album for its 30th anniversary in 2003. And I thought Later… had some longevity.

Next up are Ned’s Atomic Dustbin. Did they ever appear on Later…? What do you reckon? Well, they didn’t as far as I can tell. Their stock was pretty high in 1992 though. They’d headlined the NME stage at Glastonbury in the Summer and had toured extensively in the US where MTV had picked up some of their videos for heavy rotation. Indeed, this single “Not Sleeping Around” topped the Modern Rock / Alternative chart over there. The lead single for second studio album “Are You Normal?”, it peaked at No 19 in the UK making it their second biggest hit ever. Apparently Jools Holland wasn’t a fan though.

As for the song itself, I don’t remember this one but listening back to it now it has hints of EMF, The Wedding Present and Jocks Wa Hey. Who are the last name on that list you say? Only the greatest band that never existed! Still not sure? The Young Person’s Guide To Becoming A Rock Star? Channel 4? Late 90s? Here they are in all their glory…

What a time the next artist was having around now. Not only was Tasmin Archer on her way to No 1 with “Sleeping Satellite” but by the time it got to the top of the charts she was also appearing on the third ever edition of Later…and who was she sharing the bill with for that show? Only Motown legend Smokey Robinson! She must have been pinching herself. Nobody had ever heard of her six weeks before that.

Although her fame was fleeting, she isn’t the one hit wonder many may think. Her album “Great Expectations” provided her with a further three hit singles including the dark but powerful “In Your Care” which was written about child abuse and raised money for the Child Line charity. The song’s subject matter showed that Tasmin wasn’t one for shying away from issues and was a brave choice as a follow up single to a No 1 record.

Two years later she demonstrated her self belief by covering not one but four songs by one of the most respected songwriters of a generation when she released the “Shipbuilding EP” which included four Elvis Costello songs. It took some balls to record her version of the EP’s title track . Not only was it written by Costello but there was already a version in existence that was recognised as the definitive take on the song by Robert Wyatt. My wife is a big Costello fan and she liked Tasmin’s version enough to buy it. There really was more to Archer than just “Sleeping Satellite”.

Now a tricky one to predict for many reasons next but I’m specifically referring to whether they ever appeared on LaterPrince was certainly a big enough name to have done so but did his schedule ever allow it? It didn’t according to Wikipedia and Jools Holland never got to accompany the great man but there is this rather lovely tribute to him by Gregory Porter from the show:

The follow up to “Sexy MF” and the second single from the “Love Symbol” album, “My Name Is Prince” peaked at No 7 on the UK Top 40. Oh the irony of that song title given his battles with his nomenclature! The naming of the song was surely deliberate. It’s a typical, full on Prince funk out of a track and I quite liked it at the time but it’s not up there amongst the very best of his work on reflection. Apparently that is actually Prince in the video behind that chainmail face covering sending fans wild as he performs in an alleyway which is quite appropriate as the full video features Cheers actress Kirstie Alley. I’m guessing that wasn’t deliberate though.

The next artist we last saw on the show as part of Quartz performing their dance version of Carol King’s “It’s Too Late” back in 1991. The following year she was back in her own right, striking out on her own as Dina Carroll (Dina bring short for Geraldine). She’d already clocked up one Top 40 single in 1992 called “Ain’t No Man” but it didn’t make it onto TOTP. She’s made the cut this time though with her second single “Special Kind Of Love”. This was a jaunty little number if a little generic. I could imagine Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey belting this one out – in fact it does sound a bit like the latter’s “Emotions” track come to think of it. There’s even a little bit of vocal dynamics Mariah style in the middle. Not unpleasant though. Dina would go supernova the following year with her Top 3 hit “Don’t Be A Stranger” propelling sales of her “So Close” album through the roof. Said album would eventually furnish Dina with six chart hits.

She looks ever so slightly uncomfortable in this performance up there on her own like she’s not entirely sure where to put herself. At one point she nearly misses her vocal cue and at another seems to look to the side of the stage as if hoping for someone behind the scenes to tell her where to stand. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have noticed anything at the time but writing a blog makes me look for the slightest details now.

As for her Later…credentials, she appeared on the very first Hootenanny in 1993 which would have coincided with the height of her success. Ah yes, Hootenanny, Jools’ annual New Year’s Eve shindig. My wife and I used to watch this religiously but our commitment has waned in recent years. I think it was when we found out it wasn’t live and was in fact recorded some time in October I think. You can’t trust anything or anyone these days can you?

“Special Kind Of Love” peaked at No 16.

Next a bloke who really should have been a none hit wonder rather than the one hit variety but here he is with a second Top 40 entry. Billy Ray Cyrus was responsible for one of the year’s cringiest songs in “Achy Breaky Heart” but here he was trying to prove that he was a proper artist really and not a novelty song singer. “Could’ve Been Me” was his follow up to that turd song and he’s doing his best Merle Haggard impression to convince us of his credibility. That ain’t working for me at all and neither is the fact that his performance is being broadcast live from Nashville, the home of country music. This guy was pure (Dwight) hokum surely?

Cyrus never had another UK hit despite releasing 53 singles and 16 studio albums during his career. The figure for his appearances on Later….? That would be a big, fat zero. Oh and a final quiz question before we’re done with Billy Ray. Can you name another artist who is only known really for one hugely successful song but who had a follow up hit that included the words ‘Could’ve Been’ in the title? Yep, it was the shopping mall princess herself, Tiffany.

Four Breakers this week two of which we’ve already seen in full before. Why did the producers keep doing this? It seems like such a waste especially when you consider that one of those two songs is by Status Quo!

Yes, we’re stuck with the Quo putting in a halfhearted shift at the money for old rope factory. Even Jools Holland couldn’t be doing with them and they were never invited on Later…The video for “Roadhouse Medley (Anniversary Waltz – Part 25)” seems mainly to just be the promo for their 1984 single “The Wanderer” which is one of the tracks in the medley intercut with some live gig footage but really, who gives a s**t?

The second artist who’s already performed in full on the show previously is Sade who, we must remember, are a band not a singer. At least the video for “No Ordinary Love” has singer Sade Adu costumed as a mermaid to…erm…retain our interest (as opposed to some blokes in denim arseing around on a bus as per Quo’s video). And Later…?What do you reckon? Yes, of course they’ve been on but not until November 2000 presumably to promote their “Lovers Rock” album.

Now here’s a real forgotten song – “Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough” by Patty Smyth and Don Henley. Hands up who remembers this? Well, if anyone is reading this in the US or Canada they might well have raised an arm as this was a No 2 record in America and the biggest selling single of the year in Canada. Over here though, it petered out at No 22.

So who is/was Patty Smyth? That’s Patty Smyth not Patti Smith the legendary US punk rock icon. Well, Patty was in a band called Scandal (never heard of them) who had one major hit in America in 1984 but it didn’t translate to the UK. By far her biggest hit was this one as discussed above but that shouldn’t define her career. She has written multiple songs for film soundtracks, worked with bands like The Hooters and – get this – she was invited by Eddie Van Halen to join the rock giants as a replacement for singer David Lee Roth but she declined as she was pregnant at the time with her first child. That was with her first husband Richard Hell of Richard Hell & The Voidoids fame. I only really know about this guy through my wife who’s elder brother listened to a lot of Hell’s music when they were growing up. As if that partner wasn’t interesting enough, guess who Patty is married to now? John McEnroe the tennis legend! I know! John is also a musician having been taught to play the guitar by his friend Eric Clapton. And I thought my guitar teacher was good.

Back to the music though and “Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough” is a nice enough country rock ballad that you could imagine The Eagles having recorded (no surprise given Henley’s involvement). I could also picture it being on the soundtrack to a romantic drama probably starring Matthew McConaughey and Sandra Bullock.

Neither Don Henley nor Patty Smyth (nor John McEnroe!) have ever appeared on Later…though Patti Smith has.

The final Breaker comes from Simple Minds who are back in the charts but not with new material. Back in 1992, the band were at the start of a four year hiatus between albums. Record label Virgin wisely decided that now would therefore be a good time to raid the band’s back catalogue and release a Best Of album. “Glittering Prize 81/92” was that album but as it was a Virgin endeavour it precluded the inclusion of tracks from the band’s first three non-Virgin albums. Sadly this meant marvellous songs like “I Travel” were missing from the track listing. Still, you couldn’t say it wasn’t jam packed with hits. Sixteen of them were on the album and the appeal of that was enough to send it to No 1 and triple platinum.

To promote it, a double A-side single was released, that being “Love Song/Alive And Kicking” The former was a track from 1981 that had been a minor hit peaking outside of the Top 40 whilst the latter was that well known behemoth of a rock anthem that went to No 7 in 1985. Interesting that Virgin chose the lesser known “Love Song” to promote the album (it’s that song that TOTP play) though in my memory it was “Alive And Kicking” that picked up all the airplay.

We sold loads of this album in the Our Price in Rochdale where I was working whilst the single also sold well peaking at No 6. There’d already been an unofficial Greatest Hits album by the band in the form of live album “Live In The City Of Light” from 1987 – Phil Collins did a similar thing by releasing “Serious Hits Live” before a formal Greatest Hits – plus the “Themes” box sets from 1990. Subsequent years would see the band release multiple Best Of albums including an acoustic one in 2017.

Despite their status and longevity, Simple Minds have never been on Later… though Simply Red have. Where’s the justice?

And so we arrive at the moment that I realised that this Take That thing wasn’t going away anytime soon. Having achieved the status of genuine pop stars with bona fide hits, it was time to consolidate and how do you do that after your first two hits have been uptempo numbers? With a ballad of course and Gary Barlow had just the thing. Written when he was 15 and presumably when he knew little about the whole love thing, “A Million Love Songs” was perfect for cultivating the affection of thousands of teenage girls up and down the country. Tuneful yet simple, there was nothing very complicated going on here although the self referential use of the phrase ‘love songs’ did add an extra layer to it. Kind of like the innocent, wide eyed younger sibling to “Song For Whoever” by The Beautiful South.

It’s not often mentioned but the single wasn’t actually a single at all but an E.P (“The Love Songs E.P.” to be exact). The CD single and vinyl formats all contained three other songs in addition to “A Million Love Songs”. The cassette version only had a different mix of it. There was also a limited edition 7” that came with transfer tattoos that had the same track listing as the cassette. So what were the other songs on the E.P. and were they any good? They were “Still Can’t Get Over You”, “How Can It Be” and “Don’t Take Your Love”. As for their quality, I have no idea (nor wish to find out) as they lay largely redundant and attracted very little radio play. The group themselves can’t have been that enamoured with them as none made the cut for their debut album though one of them was included as a bonus track on a 2006 expanded edition.

This TOTP performance seemed designed to establish two things. One, that the band could do more than just dance about like pop puppets to some disco-lite tracks and two, that Gary Barlow was the talent here. I defy anybody watching this back then to have looked at the group and say that the guy second left in the hat doing backing vocals will have a bigger solo career than the bloke on the piano. The fact that he did also led to Robbie Williams appearing on Later…something that neither Gary Barlow nor Take That managed.

“A Million Love Songs” peaked at No 7.

Before we get to the No 1, a little more on presenter Tony Dortie. Tony has been revisiting his past and tweeting along with some of these TOTP repeats. He seems like a decent sort, quite self deprecating. Anyway, he announced that last week’s repeats would be the last he would engage with but promised to bow out with a story that couldn’t be shown on any of The Story Of…TOTP documentaries. He also promised to reveal the real reason why the much reviled Adrian Rose refused to give consent for his TOTP presenter shows to be aired again. There was much build up to Tony releasing this video and he prefaced it with an explanation that all the legals had been cleared and the story was ready to go. Wow! This was surely going to be explosive and blow the lid on the show’s secrets. Are you ready to hit that play button? Go for it!

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for the loss of 10 minutes and 35 seconds of your life that you won’t get back if you do.

Thanks for nothing Tony. Laterz!

It’s a final week at the top for The Shamen and “Ebeneezer Goode”. With the single deleted by the band to clear the release schedule for the next single, they would be back near the top of the charts again soon enough when “Boss Drum” went to No 4. A final trip to the Top 5 was squeezed in when “Phorever People” was released just before Xmas. The Shamen were never anywhere near as big again.

P.S. They never appeared on Later…either.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1M PeopleExcitedNo but I think my wife bought the album
2Mike OldfieldSentinelNah
3Ned’s Atomic DustbinNot Sleeping AroundI did not
4Tasmin ArcherSleeping SatelliteNope
5PrinceMy Name Is PrinceDidn’t mind it, didn’t buy it
6Dina CarrollSpecial Kind Of LoveNo
7Billy Ray CyrusCould’ve Been MeHell no!
8Status QuoRoadhouse Medley (Anniversary Waltz – Part 25)Never!
9SadeNo Ordinary LoveNah
10Patty Smyth and Don HenleySometimes Love Just Ain’t EnoughNegative
11Simple MindsLove Song/Alive And KickingNo but I’ve got one pop those Best Of albums
12Take That A Million Love SongsNever happening
13The ShamenEbeneezer GoodeDon’t think I did

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001648s/top-of-the-pops-08101992

TOTP 21 NOV 1991

Welcome to TOTP Rewind where we are deep into November 1991 and the UK charts seem to be swamped by dance tunes of every hue. Over the last few weeks we’ve had the likes of Altern-8, K-Klass, Rozalla, Control, SL2 , 2 Unlimited and it doesn’t show any signs of stopping with nearly half of the acts on tonight’s show of the same flavour. As for the rest of the twelve artists, three could possibly be categorised as metal bands, there’s two Michaels, a cover version of a 70s disco classic and some mainstream Scandinavian rock pop. There’s also another new TOTP presenter who seem to be turning up as frequently as a Boris Johnson saying “Forgive me”.

We start as we mean to go on though with the first of those dance anthems from Bizarre Inc and “Playing With Knives”. The disembodied voice of the aforementioned new presenter tells us that this is the follow up to their previous hit “Such A Good Feeling” but also describes them as ‘the Stafford ravers’. Hang on, aren’t Altern-8 also from Stafford?

*checks Wikipedia*

Yes they are! What are the chances! It turns out that Bizarre Inc founding member Mark “Aaron” Archer had already defected and was part of the Altern-8 set up by this point so it all sounds a bit incestuous. I guess this was the rave equivalent of the Stourbridge indie three of The Wonder Stuff, Pop Will Eat Itself and Ned’s Atomic Dustbin who were all having chart hits at this time as well. Still, five chart acts from two West Midlands towns beginning with the letter ‘S’ – it was all a bit bizarre (inc).

As for the track, it sounded very much like its predecessor to my un(rave)-cultured ears but not as good and what was with the weird vocal effects at the start? I’ve checked out the original recorded version and it doesn’t sound like that. It sounds like she’s singing over the top of a backing track or something. Here’s @TOTPFacts with the answer:

Ah, that explains it. Poor woman must have been devastated watching the playback. Her big moment and she ends up sounding like she’s singing underwater. Why did the TOTP producers do that to her? Were they trying to beef up the performance a bit? Sure, by now the established template for a dance act of having the studio boffin blokes on keyboards wearing puffa jackets in the background behind a singer trying to combine a live vocal with some slick dance moves was wearing thin but this?! Still, it didn’t harm the single’s chart performance as it climbed all the way to No 4. Bizarre Inc would top that the following year when “I’m Gonna Get You” (featuring UK soul singer Angie Brown) went to No 3. As with most of these rave artists though, when it came to selling an album it was a different matter and their “Energique” long player stalled at No 41.

We then switch to co-host Mark Franklin (by now and old hand at this TOTP lark) who, in his segue to the Top 10 countdown, also welcomes back Terry Waite, the Anglican Church envoy who had been released by his Lebanese kidnappers after 1,763 days in captivity three days before this TOTP aired. Whilst we were all relieved for Terry and his family that he was finally free and admittedly it was a massive news story, it does sound a bit incongruous when highlighted in a pop music programme.

A first view next of a dance act that would manage to sell albums throughout the 90s and bucket loads of them too. M People would breakthrough the barrier segregating dance and mainstream pop music in spectacular fashion over the course of the decade, racking up 19 Top 40 singles (including 10 Top Tenners) and 3 Top 3 albums. They also won the 1994 Mercury Music Prize for their “Elegant Slumming” album.

However, it all began with this single “How Can I Love You More?” which, despite the promotional push of this TOTP appearance, would peak at No 29. If this has immediately made you think that you were sure that it was a bigger hit than that, rest assured that your memory is not playing tricks on you. A remix by renowned DJ and producer Sahsa was released just over a year later in February 1993 and it duly went Top 10 peaking at No 8 under the guise of “How Can I Love You More (Mixes)”.

It’s that disembodied* presenter voice again which tells us that M People are Mike Pickering, Paul Heard and Heather Small in the intro. Pickering was a DJ at legendary Manchester club The Haçienda (despite having lived in Manchester for over a year by this point, I still hadn’t ventured anywhere near the place) who had also signed Happy Mondays to Factory Records where he was an A&R person. His first name supplied the inspiration (if you can call it that) for the band’s name – I always thought it was a bit of a crummy moniker for a band to be honest.

*Why did they keep doing this when introducing a new presenter on the show, not putting their fizzog on screen until a third of the way through the show?

If I thought that their name was a bit rubbish, I couldn’t argue with Heather Small’s vocal which blows most of their dance act peers out of the water when it came to doing it live. So recognisable would her vocal stylings become that she would eventually become famous all over again 20 years later via the sitcom Miranda

So that’s the new presenter! His name is Steve Anderson and sadly, his story ends tragically. A stand up comic, after his brief stint on TOTP, Steve worked on the shopping channel Price Drop TV and appeared as a trust coach on the BBC Two dating show Would Like To Meet before returning to comedy in 2007, opening the Portable Comedy Club in London the following year. However, he died unexpectedly in his sleep aged just 49 in 2012. As with The Wonder Stuff, Pop Will Eat Itself, he must have had a connection with Stourbridge as he was buried there. RIP Steve.

Back in 1991 though, he was introducing Bassheads and their smash hit “Is There Anybody Out There?”. Although this is another dance act, there’s not an actual ‘singer’ on this one to front the whole thing although there are the obligatory males (they always seem to be blokes don’t they?) scratching away on mixing desks in the background. What the track does have though is a small section of rapping in it so, in an attempt to mix it up a bit, the show producers have positioned the rapper within the front row of the gawping crowd to make it appear as if he is just a part of the studio audience. Then when he starts rapping, it’s got some sort of surprise value. Genius! Except it isn’t really is it? It doesn’t work that well and it’s not even an original trick is it, a studio plant? So pleased are they with this staging though that the TOTP producers repeat the trick by placing Mark Franklin in that same front row. He is clearly seen as the camera pans round before Bassheads have even finished performing and is in position to go straight to camera for the next segue. To be honest, I think they’ve overplayed their hand on this one and it’s all becoming a bit tedious.

Talking of tedious….here’s Michael Bolton! Bollers was onto his fifth UK hit with this, his version of Percy Sledge’s “When A Man Loves A Woman” which was also his second US chart topper after “How Am I Supposed To Live Without You”. Taken from his “Time, Love & Tenderness” album, he wouldn’t score quite as big a success with it over here but it did make the Top 10 all the same.

This seemed like so much cynical, money for old rope to me. Having seen a poor return in the UK on his past two singles (neither of which made the Top 20), Bolton resorted to a cover of a song that was already well known (it had been a No 2 hit as recently as 1987 over here thanks to its use in a Levi’s advert) just in time for the Christmas market. It should have been renamed “When A Tosser Needs A Hit”. Michael was still well cocooned in his monstrous mullet phase and it seems like his backing band were recruited on their ability to grow their hair the same. Check out the guitarist and drummer!

The follow up single was something called “Missing You Now” which was a collaboration with Kenny G which gives me terrifying flashbacks to when I saw Bolton in concert and the support was “The G Man” as he called him. And no, I’m not retelling that story all over again! It’s in many a previous post on the blog if you really want to know exactly what happened!

And back with the dance tunes! This is just getting ridiculous now! Who the chuff were Love Decade?! I have zero recollection of either them or their track “So Real”. Whoever they were, they seemed intent on breaking the record for the amount of faceless blokes on keyboards you could have on the TOTP stage at any one time. Unusually, this time the singer isn’t a woman and to be fair, the guy does a better job than some of his peers.

As far as I can make out, they were from Manchester and were also known as Decadance. The singer was a bloke called Jerome Stokes who sounds like he should be playing up front for a Championship football club whilst his oppos included Rob Van Winkelen…wasn’t that Vanilla Ice’s real name*? Also, what was with “THE NORTH HAS RISEN’ banner behind them. The Twitter consensus seemed to be that it was a retort to the Justified Ancients Of Mu Mu performance of “It’s Grim Up North” the other week – go on you Manc lads!

“So Real” peaked at No 14.

*No, no it wasn’t but it was close.

The Exclusive act tonight is a bit of a let down. Scorpions? Did they really qualify for a section which had recently been filled by the likes of Steve Wonder and Queen? I get that they were a bigger deal in mainland Europe and especially in their native Germany and that you had to admire their longevity (they had been formed when The Beatles were in their chart eating pomp) but “Wind Of Change” had been their only worldwide hit. Were they a band or a song?

“Send Me An Angel” was the follow up to that Cold War busting, Berlin Wall toppling anthem and was very much in the same vein but without the hook of that whistling bit. It was a big hit in countries like France, Sweden, The Netherlands and of course Germany but it caused very minor ripple in the pools of the UK and US charts where it peaked at Nos 27 and 44 respectively. I can imagine many a lighter having been waved in the air when the band performed the track live but it’s a fairly unremarkable soft rock ballad otherwise.

There’s hardly time for Steve Anderson to get through his next ink before his face is wiped off screen by the Breakers section starting with…who? Anticappella? Was that really their name? Yet again, this one must have passed me by but apparently they were the brainchild of Italian producer Gianfranco Bortolotti who was responsible for a load of shite dance hits in the UK throughout the 90s as he was also the guy behind the similarly titled Capella. Remember them? They had a slew of hits in the mid 90s with tracks like “U Got 2 Let the Music”, “U Got 2 Know” and “U & Me”. He seems to be a tad limited creatively I would suggest if his band names and song titles are anything to go by. Oh hang on, Anticapella’s debut hit here does have a different and indeed unconventional title – “2√231”. The record was still as rank as old arses though.

That Scandinavian rock pop that I mentioned earlier now from, of course, Roxette with the fourth single from their “Joyride” album called “Spending My Time”. Now I may have not been able to recall a fair few of the songs in the show tonight and this one is no exception but I won’t have been the only one. You see, the single was not one of their bigger hits and indeed only peaked at No 32 in the US where their previous five single releases had been either No 1 or No 2. The reason that hit underperformed and therefore became one of their least known songs was because of record company shenanigans, at least that’s what the band’s Per Gessle said to the songfacts.com website:

“I’m sure it would have become a Top 5 song in the US if EMI wouldn’t have scrapped the entire company and sacked 122 people in the middle of marketing this one. People loved it but radio never got the chance to catch up. The Music Business. You win some, you lose some.”

Yes apparently, at the end of 1991, EMI merged with other record companies to form EMI Records Group North America. The merger resulted in the new company firing over a hundred members of staff and saw Roxette receiving little support from the new label (that’s what it says on Wikipedia anyway).

It was either that or the fact that it was a very dull song that did for it. “Spending My Time” peaked at No 22 in the UK.

I know I shouldn’t be surprised any more by the frequency with which metal bands have sneaked onto TOTP courtesy of an inflated chart position instigated by a loyal fanbase but somehow I am. Again. In the middle of all this raving comes Skid Row and a little ditty called “Wasted Time” which would make the UK Top 20. This was from their “Slave To The Grind” album and is supposedly about Steven Adler, the original drummer of Guns N’ Roses. The song was was written by lead singer Sebastian Bach, guitarist Dave Sabo and bass player Rachel Bolan. Despite his input, Bolan is on record as describing the track as “The biggest piece of shit we ever recorded.”. Yeah, I’ll leave it there. Really nothing else to say.

Now, here’s a bunch of rockers I did quite like. Although undoubtedly part of the rock family tree as it were, Extreme made a name for themselves off the back of the acoustic sub section of that genre. Their previous and biggest hit “More Than Words” was definitely in that vein and music fans went wild for its spare, brittle nature making it a US No 1 and a UK No 2 song. Although they reportedly came to see “More Than Words” as an albatross around their collective necks, it didn’t stop the band from releasing another acoustic single as its follow up, albeit a more fast paced track. Written by Guitarist Nuno Bettencourt on his newly acquired first ever 12-string guitar, “Hole Hearted” had a strange gestation though as he described in an interview with Songfacts.com:

“I wrote it on the toilet! I got kind of excited that I had my first 12-strin, and it made me want to go to the toilet. I sat down, took my time, and dare I say, the ideas just came out. They came pouring out.”

That tale reminds me of the time when I was a first year student at Sunderland Polytechnic. Back then, I truly believed that I had a shot at a career in music journalism. How so? Well, I was the co-editor of the music section of the poly newspaper and I had secured an interview with a bona fide chart band who had recently been in the Top 10 and had scored a US No 1! Who were they? Cutting Crew of course! They were playing a gig at the poly and I interviewed them backstage beforehand. In reply to my question about how long he thought the band would last, lead singer Nick Van Eede replied that they would have a lengthy career as they had “songs coming out of our arses”. The quote made it into the published article with an addendum from the paper’s editor which read “that explains a lot”. Smart arse (ahem).

Anyway, back to Extreme, and although nowhere near as big a hit as “More Than Words”, “Hole Hearted” did a decent job as a follow up peaking at No 4 in America and No 12 over here despite never actually being shown on TOTP in full.

Meanwhile back in the studio we find Sonia – no really, she was still plugging away at it in late ’91 – with her version of The Real Thing’s “You To Me Are Everything”. Now that there’s a live vocal policy on the show, the diminutive scouser has cut down on any dance moves to concentrate on, you know, actually singing. To be fair, I’ve heard a lot worse on TOTP in recent weeks but although she was undoubtedly small, she was no Heather Small.

The track was taken back into the charts in ’95 when Sean Maguire (remember him?) recorded it during his time on the soap star turned pop star conveyor belt. Get this – he had 8 (EIGHT!) Top 40 hits! “You To Me Are Everything” was the fifth of those. Oh god! That means we’ll be seeing loads of him in future TOTP repeats on BBC4 if they get that far!

Sonia’s version peaked at No 13.

And so to the No 1 which is the third different chart topper in four weeks after having the same song at the top of the pile for 16 weeks straight. Yes, after the (not so) ‘exclusive’ premiere full length video for “Black And White” on last week’s TOTP, Michael Jackson has assumed his place at the chart throne. Sticking with the theme of royalty, it was around this time that ‘The King Of Pop’ title started to be banded around and apparently it was instigated by Jacko himself. Supposedly, any TV network that wanted to have the rights to show the premiere of the “Black And White” promo had to agree to refer to the singer as ‘The King Of Pop’. Well, Mark Franklin doesn’t do so this week but did they comply in the last show?

*quickly checks BBC iPlayer*

No they didn’t! Maybe that story was a load of bollocks then…

As for the song itself, well the subject matter of racial tolerance was certainly a noble one though I do recall some incredulity from the critics of the day at the lyrics ‘don’t matter if you’re black or white’ given the argument that was raging in the public domain about what was happening to the colour of Jackson’s own skin. A theory of skin bleaching took hold in the media and I have to admit that when he took to the Oprah Winfrey show to explain that it was down to a skin disorder called vitiligo that causes a loss of pigmentation in patches on the body, I was one of the doubters. I think we can now all accept that he was telling the truth about that at least.

So how did “Black And White” sound? I think on first hearing I thought it was a bit overblown and all over the place but it didn’t take too many hearings for it to lodge itself in my brain. It was certainly catchy enough. It was a musical smorgasbord though with elements of pop, dance, hip hop, rap and rock all stuck in the mixer. On the rock strand though, the much peddled story that the song’s metal guitar riff was provided by Slash from Guns N’ Roses turned out to be a myth . He did play on the album but on the track “Give In To Me”.

The album was of course “Dangerous” which at the time seemed to be weighed down by its own expectations (Mark Ryden’s over the top cover art work didn’t help with that). It was meant to eclipse “Thriller” as his magnum opus both artistically and commercially. In the end it fails on both accounts for me but its reputation has grown after some revisiting of it by critics and the press. It would spawn 9 (NINE!) singles equalling “Bad”‘s haul and sell 32 million copies worldwide. Within those 9 singles, I think “Black And White” stands up pretty well.

After the 10 and a half minutes afforded to the premiere of the video last week, it is severely curtailed tonight with the Macaulay Culkin intro and the controversy courting ‘panther dance’ coda both stripped out.

Order of appearance ArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Bizarre IncPlaying With KnivesNope
2M PeopleHow Can I Love You More?No but I think my wife may have had the album
3BassheadsIs There Anybody Out there?Negative
4Michael BoltonWhen A Man Loves A WomanHell no!
5Love DecadeSo RealI did not
6ScorpionsSend Me An AngelNah
7Anticappella2√231I’d have rather have done some maths equations – no
8RoxetteSpending My TimeI didn’t spend any time listening to this – no
9Skid RowWasted TimeI didn’t waste any time listening to this – no
10ExtremeHole HeartedQuite liked it, didn’t buy it
11SoniaYou To Me Are EverythingNever happening
12Michael JacksonBlack And WhiteNo but I did have a promo copy of the “HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I” album with it on

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0011f4w/top-of-the-pops-21111991