TOTP 05 FEB 1999

It’s early February 1999 and England football manager Glenn Hoddle has just been sacked by the Football Association for comments he made in an interview with The Times newspaper in which he suggested that people born with disabilities were paying for sins in a previous life. A BBC survey conducted during the fall out from the interview found that 90% of those asked thought Hoddle should not remain as the national team manager. Glenn defended himself by saying his words had been taken out of context and by highlighting his work for disabled charities but his fate was sealed. Some though saw it as an overreaction and that his sacking was driven by other agendas involving a lacklustre World Cup performance, poor recent results and rumours of player discontent. Kevin Keegan would be appointed as Hoddle’s successor within a fortnight though. It was big news but can I link it into this particular TOTP? Let’s find out…

Jamie Theakston is our host and we start with…no…it can’t be…not again. It is you know. Bryan Adams and Melanie C are back once more with “When You’re Gone”. Right, if I’m going to be annoyed I’m going to get my facts straight first…

*checks the TOP Of The Pops Archive website*

FIVE TIMES! Five times this has been on! I know that it had some long chart legs but seriously?! Starting the 5th February ‘99 show with a hit that was first featured on the 11th December ‘98 episode?! And no I don’t care that it had gone up from No 7 to No 5 for its highest position since debuting at No 3. And three of those appearances were repeats of the two original performances. We never even got to see the music video though having checked it out – Bry and Mel wandering around a house but constantly missing the other one because they’ve, you know, gone – that might not be a bad thing. Bry’s guy-liner look is giving me heavy JD Vance vibes and that’s terrifying frankly.

Glenn Hoddle link: “When You’re Gone”? Being sacked? That’s an easy starter for 10.

I’m really not liking this backstage area schtick especially when it’s used by Jamie Theakston to make some creepy comments about “making some new friends“ whilst leering at this week’s No 1’s backing dancers. Anyway, next up are Garbage with their single “When I Grow Up”. The fourth single from their “Version 2.0” album, it’s a much more upbeat sound than some of their other work with its “ba ba ba ba” chorus, and almost pop song like sensibilities. Having said that, its lyrics were as dark as ever – how many ‘pop’ songs contain the phrase “golden shower” for example? Incidentally, that was something the band were very proud of, sneaking said idiom into a track being played on daytime radio. According to Shirley Manson, the song is about whether adulthood brings maturity and with lines like “cut my tongue out”, “unprotected, God I’m pregnant” and “I go mental”, I think Garbage achieved their stated aim of creating a track with a dark lyrical subject matter set against a pop melody. “When I Grow Up” peaked at No 9 just as two of the previous three singles released from the album had which wasn’t quite up there with Paul Young’s “Everything Must Change” spending five consecutive weeks at No 9 but it must have been some sort of record.

Glenn Hoddle link: This is very tenuous. Shirley Manson used to be in Scottish rock band Goodbye Mr Mackenzie. Hoddle won the FA Cup in 1981 with Spurs who defeated Manchester City 3-2 in a replay. The scorer of City’s first goal in that match? Steve MacKenzie

After trying his hand at doing a segue using rhyming couplets (it’s not big nor clever Jamie), Theakston introduces “Good Life (Buena Vida)” by Inner City. Wait…what? I don’t remember this. I mean, obviously I remember Inner City and their No 4 hit “Good Life” from 1988 but this flamenco style re-recording of it? Nope, I got nothing. Having listened to it though, I think I prefer it to the original which was never my cup of tea. And I mean ‘prefer’ not ‘like’ as even this reimagining of a Detroit house hit (with added español lyrics) was never going to be my taza de Spanish Brew. Or something.

So why did this version exist? Well, it wasn’t part of some campaign to promote a Best Of album – in fact, it wasn’t linked to any type of album, studio or compilation. However, there had been a white label copy of the new version kicking around the clubs for a year and the attention it attracted finally warranted an official release and when that happened, it turned out that the person behind it was Kevin Saunderson of, yep, Inner City. So what, he was just bored and so revisited his back catalogue for something to do? Who knows but it gave Kevin and his band their first Top 10 hit since 1989. Anyway, if you can be bothered, here’s the link to what I wrote about the original version from 1988:

Glenn Hoddle link: In an interview with The Big Issue magazine, Labour politician and Spurs fan David Lammy said this:

Football was quite important to me growing up. It was the era of Spurs winning the FA Cup in ’81 with Ossie Ardiles and Glenn Hoddle. Spurs were huge and in a way, because we were growing up in the inner city and there were riots, the fact that we had such a great football team meant the world to us, it was something really positive.

Jane Graham, 17 May 2020, Big Issue #1406

Hoddle and ‘inner city’ both mentioned there. Ahem.

Another hit whose chorus goes “Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba”! Unlike Garbage’s “When I Grow Up” earlier though, “National Express” by The Divine Comedy wasn’t quite as dark lyrically though it did receive criticism in some of the music press for allegedly taking a swipe at the working classes, an allegation singer songwriter Neil Hannon denied. For him, he was literally recounting some of the sights he saw whilst travelling on a coach. However you perceived its words, “National Express” sure was catchy which might explain why it became the band’s first (and so far only) Top 10 hit. What I’ve always liked about Hannon’s lyrics is that he annunciates them so well – you can actually hear and understand what he’s giving vocal expression to which is a crucial part of the storytelling within them. Yes, some took offence at the line about the “jolly hostess” having an arse the “size of a small country” (including my wife) but at least you were engaged by the words however you perceived and received them. Later in 1999, a Greatest Hits album called “A Secret History… The Best of the Divine Comedy” would take them into the Top 3 and provide a gold disc to boot. It would also give us one of the most preposterous and yet glorious song titles of all time in “The Pop Singer’s Fear of the Pollen Count”. Ah you’ve got to love The Divine Comedy!

Glenn Hoddle link: A born-again Christian since 1986, Hoddle famously employed faith healer Eileen Drewery whilst England manager for which he was lampooned in the press. A divine comedy you might say.

Who??!! Leilani?! Wasn’t she a glamour model? Well, yes and no. There is a former glamour model called Leilani Dowding who is actually engaged to Billy Duffy, guitarist for The Cult but she isn’t this Leilani. No, this Leilani is Leilani Sen, a singer signed to ZTT from 1998 to 2000 and whom had a small hit with “Madness Thing” during that time. And what a slight, little thing it was. An inconsequential ditty about…what? Boyfriends who are too tall, boobies that are too small and eating Curly Wurlys according to the lyrics. No, really; that’s what she sings. I can’t believe she was on the same record label as Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Art Of Noise and Propaganda. Anyway, she didn’t last long – just one more No 40 hit and an unreleased album. However, she returned in 2023 as a contestant on reality series Survivor and with a single (presumably released off the back of her appearance on it) called “Wicked Knickers”. Hmm. Bizarrely, another similar looking female pop star flogging similarly cheesy pop songs would appear later in 1999 – it was as if Leilani was a prototype Lolly. As far as I can recall, Lolly never had a fleet of ironing boards on stage with her though. A thing of madness indeed.

Glenn Hoddle link: Hoddle probably did hate the madness of it all when it came to that interview in The Times.

A slushy R&B ballad next from Dru Hill who, let’s be honest, I know very little about and have even less interest in. I can’t help it – I grew up as a pop kid. For what it’s worth, they sound to me like they know what they were about with “These Are The Times” featuring some on point harmonies that Boyz II Men would willingly take to the end of the road. Why does Sisqó have a big, silver dragon motif on his microphone when none of the other members of the group do? Well, later in 1999, he would leave Dru Hill to pursue a solo career and his debut album was called “Unleash The Dragon” so maybe it was a clue as to what was going to happen? Maybe not actually as the whole group were influenced by the Dragon and Asian culture, as displayed in their band logo. Perhaps he was just a big show off then.

Glenn Hoddle link: Yes, it was The Times that did for poor old Glenn

Last week’s No 1 has dropped to No 2 but here’s that same performance repeated again as we get The Offspring and “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)”. The dolls’ heads being used as percussion instruments as referenced by Jamie Theakston was surely inspired by the cover of the album “Yesterday And Today” by The Beatles. Only released in America and Canada, it was an amalgam of the “Help!” and “Rubber Soul” albums but its original cover, nicknamed the “butcher cover”, depicted the band wearing white butcher smocks and covered with decapitated baby dolls and pieces of raw meat. The image caused so much controversy that it was immediately withdrawn by Capitol and replaced by John, Paul, George and Ringo gathered around a steamer trunk. Thirty years later, I’m pretty sure The Offspring’s TOTP stunt didn’t cause as much outrage despite Theakston’s talk of complaints in his intro. Maybe we’d got used to such imagery with the release of the original Toy Story film and the behaviour of Sid Phillips towards his toys…

Glenn Hoddle link: Glenn was a stylish, flair player – in fact he was pretty fly…for a white guy.

It’s a sixth different No 1 in six weeks (and that run will carry in for a while yet) as Armand van Helden is straight in at the top with “You Don’t Know Me”. Now, this guy had already been on a No 1 record but he didn’t really get the credit for it. What am I talking about? Well, he did the remix of Tori Amos’ “Professional Widow” which topped the charts in 1997 as “Professional Widow (It’s Got to Be Big)” but Tori’s management only authorised the release if she was given sole credit (even though she had nothing to do with that version). Armand finally got his official solo hit two years later which kind of seems like a case of fairs’s fair.

The guy up there doing the singing (singing on a dance anthem?!) is one Duane Harden who was allowed to go off and write the lyrics alone by van Helden while he got in with the business of putting together the samples to form a looping track which Harden’s vocals would be laid over. The result was a piece of New York house that had that all important crossover appeal. Armand would go to No 1 again 10 years later alongside Dizzee Rascal on “Bonkers”.

Glenn Hoddle link: There’s nothing except…they’ve both been on TOTP! Glenn Hoddle on TOTP? You better believe it…

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Bryan Adams / Melanie CWhen You’re GoneNegative
2GarbageWhen I Grow UpNo but it’s pretty good
3Inner CityGood Life (Buena Vida)Nah
4The Divine ComedyNational ExpressNo but I had that Best Of album
5LeilaniMadness ThingNope
6Dru HillThese Are The TimesNot really my thing
7The OffspringPretty Fly (For A White Guy)No
8Armand van HeldenYou Don’t Know MeI did not

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TOTP 22 JAN 1999

Another day, another TOTP repeat to write about. I am worn out physically, mentally and creatively by this now nine year old blog. Who’s on this particular show then? Well, another dance track based on an old Bee Gees song, another showing of the Bryan Adams/Melanie C hit, another boy band at No 1 with a cover version and Another …Level. It’s also another stint as presenter for Jayne Middlemiss (at least she’s not Jamie Theakston!) who does another pointless ‘interview’ in the backstage area with one of the artists. Tedious.

We start with that Bee Gees inspired dance track by Blockster which is actually just a repeat of the performance from last week’s show. “You Should Be…” had actually dropped five places from its chart debut and peak position of seven days prior but that wasn’t enough reason for executive producer Chris Cowey not to show it again. He’d have probably argued that it was still in the Top 10 and so still a popular record with an audience. Added to that, there weren’t many new releases to showcase. Why couldn’t we have had another showing of the (award winning) Fatboy Slim video for “Praise You” though? As it was, we only got to see it once. Anyway, it was Blockster who got the Cowey nod and therefore another chance to see another guy fronting an old Bee Gees tune in a white suit. Why did they all have white suits? Yes, I know why – to approximate the look created for the character of Tony Manero played by John Trovalta in Saturday Night Fever. Plus the Bee Gees original of “You Should Be Dancing” was in the film’s soundtrack but I guess what I’m trying to say is it’s not very inventive is it?

It’s another hit for Another Level. This one was called “I Want You For Myself” and it’s the usual R&B, bump ‘n’ grind ballad nonsense that we’d already come to expect from this lot despite only being four singles into their career. I could never see what their appeal was. From what I can work out, they were mainly a UK phenomenon with limited success elsewhere. Were they good looking? Sort of. Was there a gap in the market for an R&B boy band? Maybe. Wikipedia says their debut eponymous album never got higher in the charts than No 13 despite containing all those hits but that it was also certified platinum. Those two stats don’t seem synonymous with each other somehow. Their second and final album “Nexus” would only sell a third of the amount of copies as its predecessor meaning that it wasn’t able to take the band to…ahem…another level of success.

From the banal to the downright quirky. Sheffield electronic trio All Seeing I had bagged themselves a hit the previous year with their take on the Buddy Rich version of “Beat Goes On”, originally a hit for Sonny & Cher. For the follow up, they sought out two other sons of Sheffield from differing music eras. A chance meeting with Jarvis Cocker when Pulp appeared on an episode of TOTP the same week as All Seeing I led to Jarvis co-writing “Walk Like A Panther”. The track was put together specifically with legendary crooner Tony Christie in mind. The master of hits like “I Did What I Did For Maria” (which is referenced in “Walk Like A Panther”), “(Is This The Way To) Amarillo” and The Protectors theme tune “Avenues And Alleyways”, Christie’s career was dormant by 1999 with no chart entry since 1975. Despite the potential opportunity offered to him, Christie was originally reluctant to take up the offer until his son talked him into it. The result was a slinky, prowling track that, if nothing else, provided the charts with an antidote to all the generic dance and R&B fodder they seemed to be full of.

Despite the success of “Walk Like A Panther”, Christie’s career went back into hibernation until the intervention of comedian Peter Kay whose Phoenix Nights sitcom featured “(Is This The Way To) Amarillo” heavily promoting a renewed interest in the singer. In 2005, the track was used as the Comic Relief single for that year going to No 1 for seven weeks, the longest running chart topper since Cher’s “Believe” in 1998. A retrospective Best Of album was also a No 1. As for All Seeing I, one further minor hit with Human League’s Phil Oakey followed before they called it a day in 2002. The various members still work in the music business though with one of them having a brief cameo as one of the Weird Sisters rock band in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

P.S. This is who Tony Christie has been reminding me of…(sorry Tony)

Another 70s disco track reworked for the 90s! This time it’s Donna Summer who provides the source material (at least it’s not the Bee Gees again!) as her 1979 hit “Bad Girls” is covered by Juliet Roberts. Now, I’m not sure what the reasoning behind this release was other than the classic ‘need-a-hit-do-a-cover-version’ record company tactic but if it was all about that, then it worked taking Juliet to No 17 for what would be her final hit completely under her own name*.

*She would have a No 11 and dance chart No 1 hit in 2001 alongside David Morales.

The staging in this performance seems slightly jarring with Juliet positioned at the back on her own mini stage but behind her four backing singers who are front and centre. I know this role reversal has been done before – in their debut TOTP performance Oasis had Liam singing from the back of the stage – but I’m not sure it works that well here. All eyes are drawn to the backing singers in their bright red dresses which kind of undermines Juliet I feel. Maybe she felt more comfortable not completely in the spotlight? Maybe she could have occupied that space between the back of the stage and the front and been, you know, “caught in the middle”? Ahem.

Here’s one of those bands that I knew the name of but was fairly ignorant of how they sounded – at the time anyway. Having listened to Three Colours Red* retrospectively, it seems to me that this single was a bit of a departure from their earlier sound. Hits like “Sixty Mile Smile” and “Nuclear Holiday” were that classic indie rock sound that we’d seen from many a skinny, white boy group down the years. However, “Beautiful Day” was entering epic, rock ballad territory akin to something Muse might have come up with. Not a bad example of the genre as these things go but somehow the band couldn’t sustain and they split in 1999 despite two Top 20 albums and being signed to Creation Records. That old chestnut ‘musical differences’ was given as the reason. A reunion in 2002 would last for three years but without any further commercial success, a second permanent split followed.

*Maybe I was aware of them due to their name also being the concluding part of the Polish film director Krzysztof Kieślowski’s Three Colours trilogy.

It’s time for that Bryan Adams/Melanie C track again now. It’s the fourth time “When You’re Gone” has been on the show with the first being way back on the 11th December 1998. In the intervening weeks, it had not been lower than No 8 in the charts following its No 3 peak on its debut. This particular week it was No 6 again in a run of three consecutive weeks in that position. What was it with Bryan Adams and massively lengthy chart hits?! Did all of the above make a secure enough case for all these repeated appearances? I’m not sure. From a blogging point of view, absolutely not. What am I supposed to keep saying about this one week after week?! Well, we’ll find out as there is still one final appearance to come in a couple of weeks. Bryan and Melanie – I can’t wait until when you’re gone.

Oh god! What’s this? A dance version of Roxy Music’s “More Than This”?! Of course it is! Just what the world needed! The woman tasked with fronting this carbuncle of a hit was Emma Sarah Morton-Smith who was restyled as Emmie for promotion purposes. We’ve seen some horrific dance takes on retro hits in the past such as Rage’s horrible treatment of “Run To You” by Bryan Adams and Nikki French’s woeful cover of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse Of The Heart” but surely Roxy Music’s back catalogue should have been sacrosanct? Apparently not as Bryan Ferry himself gave his blessing to the project. Bryan! What were you thinking?! Despite a few near misses, Emmie would never have such a big hit again and would end up as a radio DJ on Heart Yorkshire and a presenter on QVC. Well, she did seem to know a thing or two about selling your soul…

P.S. Is that Duran Duran guitarist Dom Brown up there on stage with Emmie? I think it is you know.

Well, it had been coming. A relentless push over three years and eight consecutive Top 10 hits had led to this moment. 911 finally had their chart topper and it was a nasty cover version. Of course it was. They’d already covered Shalamar (“A Night To Remember”) and the ubiquitous Bee Gees (“More Than A. Woman”) so why not go for the hat-trick by turning to an old Dr. Hook number? “A Little Bit More” had been a No 2 hit in the UK in the sweltering Summer of 1976 and was a perfect choice of ballad for the three pop puppets of 911. They even got to sit down for once to sing it rather than pulling all their usual “Bodyshakin’” dance moves. It was also a horribly cynical move designed to give the trio the one thing their career had been missing. Once achieved, it was as if the spell had been broken or at least the project completed. Only two more hits would follow and a line was drawn on the career of 911, at least as chart stars – two reunions would follow and the group are nominally still together to this day. A little bit more? No, you’re alright thanks lads. As Public Enemy once told us, “911 Is a Joke”.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Blockster You Should Be…No
2Another LevelI Want You For MyselfNo thanks
3All Seeing IWalk Like A PantherInteresting but no
4Juliet RobertsBad GirlsNah
5Three Colours RedBeautiful DayNope
6Bryan Adams/Melanie CWhen You’re GoneI did not
7EmmieMore Than ThisHell no!
8911A Little Bit MoreOf course not

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002plnc/top-of-the-pops-22011999

TOTP 15 JAN 1999

We’re in mid January 1999 and Christmas is long gone and well behind us. The release schedules have woken up and been reactivated so there are some ‘new’ songs on tonight alongside some of the older hits that are still knocking about the charts which executive producer Chris Cowey doesn’t seem able to let go of. To that end, two of the first artists on tonight both featured in the last show. Indeed, they were the first two songs in that episode from seven days prior. As Men At Work once sang – “it’s just overkill”. Anyway, Kate Thornton is our host and we start with “End Of The Line” by the Honeyz. This was its third appearance on the show and this performance was just a repeat showing of the previous week’s. Having said that, it was a very hardy hit spending five weeks inside the Top 10 including the busy festive period when singles can get swept away in the Christmas rush. With nothing much else to say about this one, I looked to the internet for inspiration and found a piece online that talked about the purple outfits the group are wearing here which they also donned in the video. The article says:

“…the purple overcoats, which were low-key iconic in that they never permeated popular culture but remain a recognisable visual reference point within the Honeyz’ narrative.”

Paul Begaud – cantstopthepop.com – Dec 2020

Look, I’m no expert on the Honeyz so I should defer to Paul but, on the other hand, really?! Iconic?! They were purple overcoats not Geri Halliwell’s Union Jack dress!

The mid to late 90s fascination with the disco era of the Bee Gees was quite a thing. Seriously though, look at all of these hits that were either cover versions or featured samples of the Gibb brothers’ work around that period:

  • “How Deep Is Your Love” – Take That – 1996
  • “Words” – Boyzone – 1996
  • “Stayin’ Alive” – N-Trance – 1995
  • “We Trying To Stay Alive” – Wyvlef Jean – 1997
  • “Night Fever” – Adam Garcia – 1998
  • “More Than A Woman” – 911 – 1998
  • “Tragedy” – Steps – 1998

The trend continued apace in early 1999 with the highest chart entry of the week – “You Should Be…” by Blockster. This was a vehicle for DJ, producer and remixer Brandon Block whose career had seen him play all the ‘super clubs’ such as Up Yer Ronson, Ministry Of Sound and Republica. In 1999, he became a chart star with this reworking of the Bee Gees classic “You Should Be Dancing”. Given the glut of Bee Gees hits at the time, it doesn’t seem a very inventive concept but I guess he executed it pretty well. He’s the guy on the turntables (obviously) who looks a bit like The Apprentice reject, Strictly Come Dancing loser and JD Vance hanger on Thomas “Bosh” Skinner. However, for some of us non-dance heads, he is best known for this incident at the BRITS 2000…

Supposedly he was off his face and was convinced by the friends he was with that he had won an award and that he should go and collect it on stage. Ah, we’ve all been there. For instance, I was once on holiday in New York and found myself in a bar called The Slaughtered Lamb, a horror-themed bar in Greenwich Village. It had props like caged skeletons and werewolves. I’d had a few (OK, a lot!) and my friend Robin convinced me that the werewolf figure had blood dripping down its face and that I should report it to the bar staff. So I did. The woman behind the bar dismissed me like the fool I was whilst Robin and the rest of our group guffawed.

Anyway, Brandon Block seemed to learn from his public embarrassment and in 2009 agreed to take part in an anti-drugs campaign for the government. He followed that up by working with Blenheim the London drug and alcohol treatment service as a project worker and has also been employed by the NHS, working with people who have multiple complex needs. He currently works as a Stress Management and Goal Mapping Coach with people suffering from mental health issues.

Here’s that other hit that was on just last week from Bryan Adams and Melanie C. I’ve got nothing left to say about “When You’re Gone” so I’m going to shamelessly pinch a story from a podcast I’ve discovered called the Eighties Archive Podcast. It’s basically two fellas talking about 80s music but not the obvious stuff. They interview people from back then who may or may not have had hit records and it’s actually very engaging mainly because of their enthusiasm for the period. So you might get say, Leigh Gorman from Bow Wow Wow who was brilliant or Richard Jobson of The Skids and The Armoury Show (again brilliant) or some bloke who used to be in Roman Holliday (not so brilliant). Anyway, in their latest show, one of the presenters told a tale of how he was working in the Our Price store in the Lakeside shopping centre in 1991 at Christmas when all the punters seemed to want to buy was “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen (rereleased after Freddie Mercury’s death and that year’s festive No 1) and “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You” by Bryan Adams. So fed up was the presenter with this situation that, fuelled by the bravado of youth (him and his mates thought they owned the shop), he started shouting at people that they didn’t have any more Bryan Adams singles. One customer took offence and said “You’re meant to be a record shop” to which the presenter replied “And you’re meant to have taste!” and flicked him the V’s! Scandalous behaviour that was witnessed by an Area Manager on a store visit which led to the presenter being sacked and quite right too. The moral of the story? Don’t disrespect Bryan Adams…nor flick the V’s at a customer when working in a shop.

A classic case of a record label indulging in careful release scheduling now. Ultra had bounded into the charts the previous year with their debut hit “Say You Do” landing at No 11. However, subsequent hits had seen diminishing returns at play so another big hit was required. The best way to do that? Release a single – “Rescue Me” – when it doesn’t take as many sales to get you up the higher end of the charts of course – early to mid January. Then you double down by copying the sound of somebody else’s recent huge hit – in this case Savage Garden – and bingo! Your boy band has a Top 10 single. Beware though. The effects of a reviving January hit will wear off fairly quickly and you’ll be left with that underlying cause of discomfort which is the absolute knowledge that your charges are, in fact, worthless crud and you’ll have to accept the truth that they are going nowhere. Which is exactly what happened to Ultra who were never seen nor hear from again after this hit. Hurray!

Oh this is just taking the piss now! Why is Chris Cowey showing a performance from four months ago of “Millennium” by Robbie Williams? I suggested in a recent post that the reason behind a repeat showing of him doing “No Regrets” was because he’s Robbie Williams and I stand by that given the decision to re-show this. Just as Jamie Theakston had eulogised about him in his intro the other week, so Kate Thornton bangs on about how everyone loves Robbie including her and her Mum! Cowey justifies the clip’s inclusion in the show by tying it to the fact that his second album “I’ve Been Expecting You” is at No 1 (which was true) but it does rather feel like it was shoe-horning it into the show. Anyway, I’m not about to comment on this one again so here’s what I wrote about it in the 18 Sep 1998 show:

And the 28 Aug show:

What the Hell is this? Why was Cowey encouraging presenter Kate Thornton to engage with the artists ‘backstage’ in some horribly cringeworthy interactions (they don’t qualify as interviews) that weren’t funny, entertaining nor worthwhile. There have been numerous attempts to spice up the format over the years by conversing with the artists or sometimes just celebrity guests and I can’t think of one that has ever worked. Moving on…

And yet another 70s disco era song revived in the late 90s. At least this one wasn’t a Bee Gees tune. After Blockster earlier comes Da Click, a UK garage group on the FFRR label, who took Chic’s anthem “Good Times”, added a load of rapping all over it, interpolated the vocals from Luther Vandross’ “Never Too Much”, called it “Good Rhymes” and had a No 14 hit with it. The words ‘Yankee Doodle’, ‘feather’ and ‘macaroni’ come to mind. It’s not big and it’s not clever. It also wasn’t any good. I always got this lot confused with Da Hool who is a German DJ and producer. I think my confusion is understandable which is more than I can say about Da Click’s decision to record this rubbish. It gets worse. Two years later, one of Da Click’s number – DJ Pied Piper – was responsible for one of the worst No 1 records ever – the execrable 2-step garage ‘anthem’ “Do You Really Like It?”.

There have been a few very famous Justins in the world of music. Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, Justin Hawkins of The Darkness but before all of them came simply Justin. Only 15 years old here, this kid became a name after appearing in a BBC TV show called The Fame Game which followed the hopes and aspirations of young people wanting to be stars. Off the back of it, Justin (Osuji) would have a small Top 40 hit with a cover of “This Boy” by The Beatles. The follow up was “Over You”, a nothing ballad with the most ridiculous opening lines ever given to a 15 year old boy to sing who sounds like his voice hasn’t broken yet…

“I′ve had many many setbacks, misendeavours in my life

But it’s never gotten to me, all that trouble and my strife”

Writer(s): Cody Miller, Justin Stokes, Laurel Tessa Mahoney, Miranda Leigh Berdahl, James Colter Schaffner, Zach Inmon Walker

“Many, many setbacks”? By the age of 15? Now, of course, some kids have had terrible lives by that point and witnessed some awful things but in the context of trying to sell a love song to a TV audience, it just doesn’t seem authentic. Thankfully I don’t remember “Over You” at all. The only one of his that springs to mind is a cover of “Let It Be Me” by The Everly Brothers in early 2000 which would be Justin’s last Top 40 hit. Although his original pop career would end there, Justin would reinvent himself as Sonny J Mason working as a singer-songwriter and producer, collaborating with the likes of Craig David, Sugababes and So Solid Crew whilst also releasing his own solo recordings.

Yes! Finally! A great track gets its just deserts! Although it maybe felt unexpected that Fat Boy Slim was at No 1, it probably shouldn’t have done. After all, “Praise You” wasn’t the first chart topper he’d been involved with. As part of The Housemartins, he’d just missed out on being the Christmas No 1 by a week in 1986 with “Caravan Of Love” and at the very start of the 90s, his Beats International vehicle rose to the summit with “Dub Be Good To Me”. Then, of course, his Fat Boy Slim persona had already delivered him two big hits in 1998 with “The Rockefeller Skank” and “Gangster Trippin” so the writing had been on the wall for us all to read. And yet I do recall being slightly taken aback that he’d done it again in 1999 despite the quality of the track.

I’m not going to list all the source material that Norman Cook sampled to create “Praise You” – all that information is available via a quick search of the internet and in any case, I don’t know any of the originals at all so I can’t see the point in referencing them. What I do know is that he created an almost perfect dance track that had that curious, undefinable quality of being able to cross over into the mainstream. How did he do it? Musical genius? Pure luck? Cosmic forces at work causing the stars to align? If the answer was that obvious we’d all be raiding our record collections and looking to put together a patchwork of sounds that shouldn’t go together but somehow do. Something else that shouldn’t have worked but did was the promo video. Yes, that one. Directed by and starring Spike Jonze, it had the effect upon first viewing of making the audience exclaim “What the f**k was that?” so amateurish and so bizarre looking was it. Its protagonists, the fictional Torrance Community Dance Group, essentially invented the ‘flash mob’ phenomenon when filming the chaotic dance routines unannounced at the Fox Bruin Theater in Los Angeles. Indeed so low were its production values (the whole thing only cost $800 to make) that MTV refuses to air it initially until Cook advised them that it was supposed to look like that. It would go on to win three MTV Video Music Awards making their initial stance look ludicrous.

A small gripe though, why did we only get to see it once? Yes, it only had a solitary week at the top of the charts but that didn’t stop Chris Cowey from allowing multiple repeats of previous No 1s which were now descending the charts. Was he worried about the quality of the video as well?

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1HoneyzEnd Of The LineNah
2BlocksterYou Should Be…Negative
3Bryan Adams / Melanie CWhen You’re GoneNo
4UltraRescue MeNo thanks
5Robbie WilliamsMillenniumNope
6Da ClickGood RhymesI did not
7JustinOver YouNever happening
8Fatboy SlimPraise YouNo but I had the album

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TOTP 08 JAN 1999

So, TOTP 1999 repeats are go! It’s my last year of doing this – please be halfway decent! As we’re in early January, the charts are very static with few new releases meaning that this show is full of songs that have been on before. Familiarity is also in evidence with our host who is Jamie Theakston who is becoming as ubiquitous as Simon ‘Smug’ Mayo used to be back in the day.

We start with Bryan Adams and Melanie C with “When You’re Gone”. This single really had legs spending ten consecutive weeks inside the Top 10 including three on the trot at No 6 which is its position this week. It’s continued to enjoy longevity in many forms long after the single finally dropped out of the charts via re-recordings and live performances. Adams returned to the song in 2005 for his compilation album “Anthology”, laying down a new version of it with Pamela Anderson of all people whilst Melanie C rejoined him in 2022 as they revisited the track for Adams’s “Classic Pt. II” album. Bryan frequently performs the song live as an acoustic number, usually plucking a member of the audience out to join him whilst Chisholm has also performed it during her concerts on a regular basis.

Theakston goes in for a bit of sexual innuendo in his intro to the next act. “If you’re one of the millions suffering from the flu then may I suggest the Theakston remedy. Stay in bed, snuggle up under your duvet and enjoy a healthy dose of the Honeyz” he chirps before doing his best Sid James impression by blowing out his cheeks. Yeah, knobhead. The Honeyz are back on the show for similar reasons as Bryan Adams/Melanie C – their hit “End Of The Line” is holding at No 9 having already peaked at No 5 in its first week in the chart. They were a bit like a prototype Sugababes weren’t they? Not that they shared a musical style but in terms of a revolving door policy when it came to their line up. Though there have only ever been four members to feature in a trio format, there is just one ever present in Célena Cherry. Of the other three, Heavenli Roberts has had five separate stints in the band, Naima Belkhiati two and Mariama Goodman three. The current lineup features Cherry, Roberts and Cherry’s sister Candace. Do you think they’ve…ahem…finally found the right combination?

Next, a third hit on the spin that has been on the charts for weeks already. Why is Robbie Williams on the show performing “No Regrets” again? Well, because he’s Robbie Williams would seen to be the main criteria. Observe the sycophantic intro from Jamie Theakston – “It’s Rob’s world, we just live in it”. Notice he calls him Rob not Robbie. I think they were possibly ‘mates’ at this point on account of Williams dating Nicole Appleton and Theakston seeing her sister Natalie though I think the former relationship ended around this time. Executive producer Chris Cowey would argue that it’s because “No Regrets” was going up the charts and with a lack of new releases to showcase, this was perfectly legitimate and justified. The truth is though that after debuting at No 4, the single had not spent another week inside the Top 10. Yes, successive drops to Nos 14 and 19 had been countered by consecutive moves back up the charts to No 18 and this week’s position of No 16 but it was hardly a big seller at this time. This was surely just a case of trying to pad the show out with a big name wasn’t it? Theakston’s intro doubles down on this. Let me entertain you? Nah, I’m good thanks.

A new song! A rare new entry into the Top 40 in the first week of January! It comes courtesy of Alisha’s Attic whose chart career to this point has been a model of consistency. Their first five hits had all peaked at either Nos 12, 13 or 14. “Wish I Were You” would end that run by going no higher than No 29. More than that though, it was portentous, ushering in the end of their pop career. None of their subsequent singles were bigger hits than No 24 and their third album “The House We Built” failed to make the Top 40. So what happened? It’s a question as old as The Rolling Stones that if I knew the answer to, I’d be a music industry mogul. If I had to guess though, I’d say that musical tastes moved on and, despite their consistency, Alisha’s Attic hadn’t established a big enough foothold in the charts to ride the changes. Ultimately, I think that’s a shame as I quite liked their quirky pop songs. However, “Wish I Were You” wasn’t their best work. It’s a bit slight and insubstantial to the point that the middle eight is essentially the sisters singing “I, I, I, I…” over and over. We didn’t need another Jim Diamond thanks! Things worked out for Shelly and Karen though as both have gone on to form successful careers as songwriters for other artists. Having been and done the pop star thing, presumably they don’t wish they were those people anymore.

Right who’s this? Oh it’s that woman with the huge hair again, Alda. She had a hit in 1998 with “Real Good Time” and she’s back with the follow up “Girls Night Out” which sounds very similar to its predecessor. No, not ‘very similar’ – exactly the same. As such, what else can I say about Alda who is originally from Iceland but relocated to London and now lives in…oh, this is just brilliant…High Barnet! This shizzle writes itself sometimes! What about her music you say? Well, it’s out and out pure pop confectionery – fine if that’s your flavour but too much of it would make you barf. Compared to her pop contemporaries like Robyn for example, she’s the cheap supermarket own brand equivalent of an M&S best seller – Home Bargains’ Claude The Caterpillar as opposed to M&S’s Colin The Caterpillar cake. No, not Claude The Caterpillar but Cuthbert because she’s more Aldi than Alda.

*I’ll get me coat*

Another new entry now and it’s from the Lighthouse Family. Now, I’ve defended this lot in the past on the basis that musical snobbery is wrong and that ridicule is nothing to be scared of but oh dear…this one…this one is just undeniably, irredeemably dreadful. Awful. Just no good.“Postcards From Heaven” was the title track from their second album and also the fifth single to be lifted (see what I did there?!) from it. That might explain why its peak of No 24 was the duo’s lowest chart position in a run of nine hits up to that point but I’m pretty sure it was because it was horseshit. It’s so insubstantial and slight and…dull. And it sounds just like all their other hits. Abject crap. Postcards from Heaven? More like delivery from the depths of Hell. Sorry guys but it turns out Adam Ant was wrong. Ridicule is something to be scared of.

Right, that’s your new tunes done with and so we’re back to the (very) familiar starting with a former (and indeed Christmas) No 1. Yes, the Spice Girls claimed the (then) coveted festive chart topper in 1998 with “Goodbye” and thereby became the first act to have three such consecutive hits since The Beatles in 1965. However it only stated stayed at the peak for one week hence the comment from Jamie Theakston about them getting on the wrong side of Chef’s “Salty Balls” as that was the record that deposed them. It was, in fact, the first No 1 single of 1999 but was not played on TOTP as an episode did not air the week of the 27th December 1998 to 2nd January 1999. So why didn’t “Salty Balls” feature on this particular show rather than “Goodbye”? Was it an issue with the lyrics? I mean, there’s a lot of innuendo in them but no actual swear words – I don’t think the single carried a Parental Advisory sticker did it? Whatever the reason, Chris Cowey chose not to go with Chef so we get a re-showing of a previous performance of “Goodbye”. As it turned out, this would be the group’s final TOTP appearance of the 90s and, therefore, also the last time I’ll be reviewing them in this blog. So, “Goodbye” indeed Sporty, Scary, Baby, Ginger and Posh. You came, you saw, you conquered – you spiced up our lives.

Who saw this coming? Steps at No 1? Seven weeks after it debuted at No 2, “Heartbeat/Tragedy” has risen to the top of the charts. It feels a bit like All Saints’ journey to No 1 with “Never Ever” which took weeks as well. Yes, its achievement was probably enabled by a lack of big new releases in the first week of January but still. In fairness, their last single “One For Sorrow” had peaked at No 2 and all three of their releases to this point had spent at least two months inside the Top 40 so maybe the clues had been there all along? “Heartbeat/Tragedy” took it to a new level though. Fifteen consecutive weeks inside the Top 10 including a month inside the Top 3 after it had relinquished the top spot – it was a chart monster.

In recognition of this success, we get a medley of the two tracks but it’s not a new performance but two separate appearances in the show cobbled together. Is it me or does it seem a bit of a shoddy edit? It’s not like when The Jam and Oasis were afforded two songs to celebrate their respective No 1s – the former’s “Town Called Malice” / “Precious” double A-side and the latter’s “Don’t Look Back In Anger” when they also performed their cover of Slade’s “Cum On Feel The Noize” which was an extra track on the CD single. Still, it was hardly a tragedy was it? Better best forgotten.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Bryan Adams and Melanie CWhen You’re GoneNah
2HoneyzEnd Of The LineNegative
3Robbie WilliamsNo RegretsDidn’t happen
4Alisha’s AtticWish I Were YouNope
5AldaGirls Night OutNever
6Lighthouse FamilyPostcards From HeavenGood Lord no!
7Spice GirlsGoodbyeNo
8StepsHeartbeat / TragedyI did not

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TOTP 11 DEC 1998

As I write this sat on a train on the 27th December, Christmas has been and gone for another year but there were still two weeks to go at the point this TOTP aired back in 1998. After a period of poor mental health resulting in five weeks off work, I was back in a record shop as Christmas approached just as I had been for the previous eight years. However, this time I was in the Our Price store in Altrincham having been transferred there as part of the plan to phase me back into work. The last three festive periods I’d been in Stockport, a much larger store with its own set of particular challenges. Altrincham was a much smaller unit and I’d already worked a Christmas there five years prior which I’d enjoyed so it was a good decision by area management to install me there. The manager was a guy called Scott who was from down south originally but had relocated ‘oop north’ and though I didn’t know him at all, he would prove to be a very important person in helping me to re-establish myself at work and recover from my mental health issues. Scott presumably wouldn’t have chosen to go into a busy Christmas with an Assistant Manager who had suffered from such problems but he was never anything less than supportive and encouraging. He took the role of being shop manager very seriously and would always wear a collar and tie to work which I’d never witnessed before but it helped to establish the standards he wanted for the shop. My re-integration wasn’t just about Scott though, the whole team at Altrincham were pretty easy to work with. First example, as I sat nervously in the staff room with Scott on that first morning back, a lovely colleague called Suzanne popped her head around the door and offered to make me a cup of tea and it was at that moment when I believed that everything was going to be OK after all.

Well, that’s enough recollections of my private life. Let’s get to the music and we start with a man having the biggest hit of his life up to this point. Jay-Z may be one of the biggest hip-hop artists of all time but back in 1998, certainly in the UK, he just had a collection of middling hits that were all collaborations with other artists to his name. Suddenly, with the release of the lead single from his third studio album, Beyoncé’s fella was debuting at No 2 in our charts. “Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)” was an unlikely hit, or rather, its source material was not an obvious choice. When my son was younger he loved to watch the film Annie (either the original or remake) and I’ve also seen a few theatre productions of it during the course of my job as an usher so I know the songs in it quite well including “It’s The Hard Knock Life”. I’m guessing that Jay-Z was also familiar with it but, unlike me, he had the vision to incorporate it into a massive hip-hop hit. So invested was he that 16 years later, he was a co-producer on that aforementioned movie remake.

Whenever I hear this song, I am reminded of a nice pun that I read about a footballer playing for my beloved Chelsea at the time. His name was Gus Poyet and he’d picked up an injury playing in the Boxing Day fixture which would rule him out for the next ten matches. The headline in the official Chelsea Magazine reporting on this news? ‘It’s a hard knock life for Gus’. Lovely stuff.

There’s no doubt that songwriters are influenced by either their peers or heroes. Many a story exists where an artist admits that when writing one of their hits, they were actually trying to copy a song like…*fill in your desired choice of song*. For example, when writing “Up The Junction”, Squeeze’s Chris Difford admitted he wanted the song’s title to only be sung in the final line just like “Virginia Plain” by Roxy Music. The next hit on this TOTP was another such song written in the style of another. The title of “The Everlasting” was devised by Manic Street Preachers lyricist Nicky Wire as a deliberate attempt to come up with a song with the same naming format as Blur’s “The Universal” or Joy Division’s “The Eternal”. In the end, he borrowed the title from a poem by his brother Patrick Jones. Well, tick that box but what other boxes were checked by this song? Sweeping strings? Check! Melancholy tone? Check! Slowly building anthem? Check! Commercially successful? Well, yes check but with caveats. By debuting at a peak of No 11, it ended a run of five singles that went Top 10 and as a follow up to their previous hit “If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next” which gave them their first chart topper then I guess maybe it was a disappointment? In truth though, the album had been in the shops for three months by this point so sales of that were bound to affect subsequently released tracks from it. All of the above makes me wonder quite why it took that amount of time to release a follow up single? Three months seems like a long time though I haven’t done any research into release schedules to be fair.

Fancy an unlikely duet? This TOTP has you covered as we are offered Bryan Adams and Melanie C with “When You’re Gone”. I say unlikely as, at this point, the only Spice Girl to have dipped her toe in the waters of a solo career was Mel B who’d released one solitary single on her own (albeit a No 1). Despite having left the organisation, Geri Halliwell was still five months away from releasing her first solo single. In other words, the era of Spice Girls operating outside of the group had yet to take hold. Within a couple of years, all five members would have solo careers of varying levels of success but in late 1998, routinely seeing any one of these household names out there on there own was not an everyday occurrence. Melanie C, who would come out of the traps fast with two No 4s and two No1s in her first four solo singles, had a trial run when she teamed up with ‘The Groover from Vancouver’ on this second track released from the latter’s “On A Day Like Today” album.

It was a mutually beneficial arrangement as the single’s peak of No 3 not only helped to establish the idea of Melanie C as an artist in her own right but it also furnished Adams with his biggest UK hit since his collaboration with Rod Stewart and Sting on “All For Love” from The Three Musketeers soundtrack. You could hear why. A slick, uptempo, radio friendly, soft rock track with a swirling organ accompaniment and some clever lyrical pacing (“even food don’t taste that good”) creating organic hooks. However, given the general perception that Mel C was in possession of the best vocals within the Spice Girls, I’m not sure that her voice is on point all the time here. Originally, Bryan wanted to record the song with Sheryl Crow but when she failed to take him up on his offer, a chance meeting with Miss Chisholm in a hotel lift in Los Angeles led to him giving the job to the Spice Girl. I think I would have preferred Sheryl to have had a go at it if I’m honest. The single proved to be extremely hardy spending ten consecutive weeks inside the Top 10 bumping around between No 5 and No 8 and not leaving the Top 40 for nearly four months.

One of those songs now that would highlight the out of kilter-ness (that’s a word right?) that sometimes exists between the UK and the US. Brandy was fast on her way to becoming a superstar around this time. Not only did she have the starring role in hit US sitcom Moesha but her singing career was also in full ascendancy off the back of her huge smash “The Boy Is Mine” with Monica which was the second best selling song of 1998 in America. Indeed, it had also been a big hit on these shores going to No 2 and being our own 18th best selling single of the year. She’d followed that with “Top Of The World” in the UK which again made No 2 but was nowhere near as big a seller as its predecessor. Her record label Atlantic chose not to release that track in the US and instead opted for the Dianne Warren penned “Have You Ever?”. Atlantic seemed to know what they were doing when this track followed “The Boy Is Mine” to the top of the Billboard Hot 100 chart. When released in the UK though, it stalled at No 13, spending just five weeks in total in the lower reaches of the Top 40. So why the commercial differences on display here? Was it a cultural thing? I have no idea but take my lead from the young woman in the studio audience of Brandy’s performance here who is stood to the left of the screen with her arms permanently crossed, half-heartedly swaying as if to say “Is this it?”. To be fair to her, it does sound like a filler track for a Toni Braxton album.

Not that I’ve given this much thought before but the release history of LeAnn Rimes is a bit of a mess. OK, it’s not something most people would care about (and if not for writing this blog neither would I) but it is all over the place. In the UK, we’d never heard of LeAnn until she recorded that song from Con Air which would become the hit with the most longevity by becoming our sixth best selling single of the year despite never getting higher than No 7 (six seven!). Albums wise, she’d already released four studio albums to that point none of which had done anything over here. Then came “Sittin’ On Top Of The World” which didn’t originally include “How Do I Live” but which was added for the UK release thereby sending it to No 11. Two tracks that were always on the album and which were lumped together as a double A-side as the follow up to “How Do I Live” were “Looking Through Your Eyes” and “Commitment” but that single would only spend a solitary week at No 38 in the UK Top 40, unable to compete with the extraordinary ongoing sales of its predecessor which was still in the charts. Once it finally tailed off enough to allow for another single to be released, LeAnn’s record label went back to the title track of her third (but major label debut) album “Blue” that had come out two and a half years prior! Sensing this would be another big hit, they added it to “Sittin’ On Top Of The World” as an extra track just as they had done with “How Do I Live”. Keeping up? Good. However, “Blue” would debut at a chart peak of No 23 then spending three weeks at the outer reaches of our Top 40 before departing.

The song itself was originally recorded in 1958 by Bill Mack who I thought was the washed up rock singer from Love Actually who ends up having a Christmas No 1 but who was in reality an American songwriter, country artist and DJ. A very retro country & western song featuring a slide guitar, it’s been covered many times including famously by Patsy Cline and, of course, by Rimes when she was just 11 on her second studio album “All That” released independently. She re-recorded the track when she was 13 for the “Blue” album but apparently it’s the earlier version that was released for some reason. See, I told you it’s all a mess.

What was it with 1998 and Swedish pop acts? The UK charts were full of them in this year with hits from the likes of Robyn, Eagle-Eye Cherry, Ace Of Base and The Cardigans. Then came Emilia and her song “Big Big World”. Discovered by Lars Anderson, son of ABBA manager Stig Anderson, Emilia hit the ground running when her debut single went to No 1 in eight countries and made No 5 in the UK. What sounded like a very simple song with an almost nursery rhyme quality to it, was actually based on a classical piece of music – ‘Peasant Cantata’ by Johann Sebastian Bach. This made for a second big hit this year to channel the German composer after Sweetbox’s “Everything’s Gonna Be Alright” which sampled ‘Air on the G String’. It would prove to be Emilia’s only success in this country but it did allow many a lazy music journalist (and our host Jamie Theakston) to bang on about it being ‘a big, big hit’. It’s very much a ‘marmite’ song I think – you either loved it or hated it (I was in the latter category) which might account for my perception that you don’t hear it much on the radio these days. Emilia continued releasing music into the new millennium and tried out to be the Swedish entry in the Eurovision Song Contest in 2009 but failed to make the grade. Similarly, her lyrics to “Big Big World” wouldn’t have passed any exams – look at this shocking use of tenses:

But I do do feel
That I do do will
Miss you much
Miss you much

Source: LyricFind. Songwriters: Emilia Hanna Rydberg / Lars Anderson Big Big World lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

If it’s 1998, it must be time for another Robbie Williams hit. “No Regrets” was his fourth of the year and his least likeable to my ears. I don’t know why I could never get along with it but it just never pushed any buttons for me. It’s all very well constructed and all that but it just lacks that pop sensibility. Was it too worthy? Too overly earnest? Enough people liked it to send it to No 4 so maybe I was missing the point or something? Maybe, I was too overly concerned with the deliberately dramatic ending that I could never get along with? Robbie should have gone straight to “Strong” for his follow up to “Millennium” rather than mess about with “No Regrets” in my humble opinion but having said that, when he did release it a the third single from the album, it also made No 4 so maybe Robbie had no regrets on that score.

It’s the seventh and final week at the top for Cher with “Believe”. It was quite a remarkable feat given that its parent album had also been out for nearly two months and had itself gone double platinum. The follow up to “Believe” taken from the album was “Strong Enough”, an almost carbon copy of its predecessor and that got to No 5 over here. The UK really couldn’t get enough of Cher’s late 90s sound.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Jay-ZHard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)No
2Manic Street PreachersThe EverlastingNope
3Bryan Adams / Melanie CWhen You’re GoneNah
4BrandyHave You Ever?Negative
5LeAnn RimesBlueNot for me
6EmiliaBig Big WorldNever
7Robbie WilliamsNo RegretsNo thanks
8CherBelieveI did not

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