TOTP 25 JUN 1999

It’s Glastonbury time again in these TOTP repeats with the host of this show – Gail Porter – making reference to it in her opening intro. In fact, the festival began on the very same day that this TOTP aired with REM being the headliners on the Friday night followed by Manic Street Preachers on the Saturday and Skunk Anansie closing the whole shebang on the Sunday night. Unlike in previous years, the weather was glorious with a sun drenched three days making the £150,000 spent on downpour precautions redundant. As this is the Glastonbury TOTP Rewind post, it’s that time again when I see if any of the acts on this particular episode ever got to play the festival…

We start with last week’s No 1 “Bring It All Back” by S Club 7 which has dropped to No 2. It was the first of four chart toppers for the group though checking their discography, I’m surprised at the gaps between the first one and the other three. I would have presumed all their first few singles went to No 1 but not so. Their second single to achieve that feat came 18 months later in December 2000 with “Never Had A Dream Come True” which was followed by two more successive No 1s in “Don’t Stop Movin’” in May 2001 and “Have You Ever” in December of the same year. That means that those hits you immediately associate with S Club 7 like “S Club Party” and “Reach” didn’t actually make it to the top which I’m quite shocked by. I mean, I say ‘shocked’ but I probably should say ‘mildly surprised’. The word ‘shocked’ shows a level of engagement in the group which I just don’t have. And yet, their story of success, decline, tragedy and redemption really would make a good film or a decent biopic at least.

Did they ever play Glastonbury? No, they never had that particular dream come true despite expressing a desire to do so following their 25th anniversary reunion announcement in 2023.

Some A grade bullshit from executive producer Chris Cowey next as he recycles a performance by Jamiroquai from three weeks ago for their hit “Canned Heat” which is currently languishing at No 21 in this week’s Top 40 having consistently fallen down the chart from its No 4 debut peak. How has he the brass neck to do this? Easy, just repackage the appearance as being shown to mark the band being at No 1 in the album chart with “Synkronized” (check out the caption graphic) even though there was no regular album chart feature at this point. I get that there were no records going up the charts at all that week but there were seven new entries into the Top 40 that could have been shown instead that weren’t (albeit in the lower reaches of the chart). This stinks of fudging the issue with some disdain for the show’s audience thrown in for good measure.

Did they ever play Glastonbury? Yes. In 1993 on the NME stage and the Pyramid stage in 1995.

There were many things to dislike about the fag end of the 90s charts but one which irked me and confused me in equal measure was the UK’s adoption of US boybands. Didn’t we have enough of our own to contend with?! Did we really need the likes of the Backstreet Boys and this lot – NSYNC – clogging up our Top 40 as well?! I’m sorry, I know all the stats and figures will tell me about how big they were sales wise but they were both terrible. Awful songs, whiny vocals and they weren’t even good looking (Justin Timberlake definitely had problem hair) so how do you explain their popularity then? On top of all that, they were almost interchangeable. Take this hit for example. “Tearin’ Up My Heart” could easily have been a Backstreet Boys song. In fact, if you look at the latter’s discography, they released numerous singles about the ‘heart’.

  • “I’ll Never Break Your Heart” 
  • “Quit Playing Games (with My Heart)”
  • “Shape Of My Heart”
  • “Straight Through My Heart”
  • “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”

Come on! It was money for old rope territory. Just to put the final QED touches to my point, “Tearin’ Up My Heart” was originally pitched to the Backstreet Boys to record but NSYNC ended up doing it. Presumably they were with the same record company but I don’t care enough to check. Be gone with you both!

Did they ever play Glastonbury? No, obviously.

Talking of record companies, clearly Britney Spears’ couldn’t wait any longer to release her follow up to “…Baby One More Time” despite the fact that the monster hit was still at No 31 in the UK Top 40 as “Sometimes” rocketed into the charts at No 3. However, what a disappointment it was compared to its predecessor. A mid-tempo ballad was perhaps the obvious choice but it was also predictable (even down to its key change) and when the song was as weak as “Sometimes” then it couldn’t hope to climb as high as her debut. It didn’t help that Britney couldn’t quite reach the notes to sing it but a hit is a hit and it did a job of consolidation especially over here though it would stall at No 21 in America. A return to the “…Baby One More Time” formula would be sought out for subsequent releases on tracks like “(You Drive Me) Crazy” and “Oops!…I Did It Again”. All of those tracks were written and produced by Swede Max Martin who also supplied songs for the aforementioned Backstreet Boys and NSYNC but, perhaps tellingly, “Sometimes” wasn’t*. Martin would go on to write and produce material for Taylor Swift drawing a nice line between female singer superstars from different eras.

*”Sometimes” was written by another Swede in Jörgen Elofsson who would also work with Westlife. Oh God, it was like a Scandinavian version of Stock, Aitken and Waterman!

Did they ever play Glastonbury? No although there were heavy rumours that she would make a surprise appearance during Elton John’s headline set in 2023 following their collaboration on “Hold Me Closer”. The rumours proved to be false.

Think of American pop-punk bands and who comes to mind? Sum 41? Blink-182? Fountains Of Wayne? Third Eye Blind? Weezer? Yep, all good examples but how about Lit? I’d certainly forgotten them (if I even knew them in the first place) but here they are on TOTP with their biggest hit “Own Worst Enemy”. It does sound kind of familiar or maybe I’m just confusing it with all those other bands mentioned above. My fuzzy recall of it though seems to be out of step with the rest of the world though as, according to Wikipedia, it is a huge karaoke favourite and is described in American Songwriter magazine as being:

“among the most broadcasted, karaoked, and covered songs in music history.”

Crone, Madeline (June 1, 2020). “Behind the song: Lit “My Own Worse Enemy”American Songwriter

Wow! Really?! Well it beats “Angels” by Robbie Williams I guess. Lit are still together based around the nucleus of the Popoff brothers Jeremy and A. Jay with their last album being released in 2022.

Did they ever play Glastonbury? That would be a no.

Following ex-EastEnders star Martine McCutcheon into the charts this year was, as host Gail Porter points out, someone from the ‘other side’ meaning from ITV’s Coronation Street. Adam Rickitt had become a pin up before his attempt at pop stardom with his youthful good looks and ripped abdomen building him a fanbase among the nation’s female teenage population via his portrayal of Nick Tilsley. With that following in place, the move into music was a no-brainer and lo, a Top 5 hit was secured with his debut single “I Breathe Again”. Unlike Martine’s No 1 song “Perfect Moment” to which the general public’s reaction was along the lines of “it’s not bad is it?”, Adam’s effort was as anonymous as it was obvious. A Hi-NRG dance track with a deliberately engineered breathy singing style that required very little in the way of vocal chops from Rickitt, it would possibly have sunk without trace without his six pack and that video via which to display them. Featuring a naked Adam in a booth in a lab, it was literally a very steamy promo. We don’t get to see that here though as it was possibly too risqué for the BBC censors. Instead, we get this so obviously mimed performance in which Rickitt actually does very little apart from some upper torso posturing. Seriously, his feet hardly move. There’s a lot of smoke and mirrors going on with his backing dancers doing their best to make him look like he’s even vaguely co-ordinated. On top of everything, he can’t even mine convincingly.

Adam would have two further UK Top 40 hits though surely only his Mum and his superfans (bordering on stalkers) can remember them. He released just the one album called “Good Times” which failed to chart in any meaningful way but here’s the thing – he was signed to a six album deal. WHY?! I may be looking at this all wrong and that this was/is an industry standard practice but who in their right mind thought that Adam Rickitt would last long enough as a pop star to be able to sell SIX albums?! However, Adam did make a comeback 15 years later as part of the ITV manufactured pop group 5th Story who were put together to promote the second series of The Big Reunion. Who were his band mates? Only some of the biggest names in pop! No, of course they weren’t. It was a collection of desperate, famous for 15 minutes chancers including someone from Blazin’ Squad, Kavana and Dane Bowers from Another Level who would light his own farts live on stage if he thought it would keep him in the limelight. Amazingly, according to Wikipedia, 5th Story did play a live gig at the Hammersmith Apollo (presumably as part of The Big Reunion TV show). I can’t believe that the ticket touts were busy for that one.

Did they ever play Glastonbury? I asked AI if Adam Rickitt had ever played the festival and it replied yes in 2023 on the Avalon stage. Flabbergasted, I double checked and it seems it had confused Adam with Will Young. And we’re all worried about AI taking our jobs off us!

If I asked you to name a cover version of Cameo’s “Word Up”, would you immediately turn to Gun’s rock workout of the track or would choose this…well, whatever this is by Mel B, sorry Mel G*? After rather unexpectedly (in my humble opinion) topping the charts with her first single outside of the Spice Girls – her collaboration with Missy Elliott on “I Want You Back” – Mel’s second attempt was recorded as part of the soundtrack to the film Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. However, unlike Madonna’s “Beautiful Stranger” also from that soundtrack which just missed the top spot, “Word Up” would peak at a presumably disappointing for all concerned No 13. That’s probably more than it deserved (again, in my humble opinion) with Mel’s rendition not retaining any of the original’s spark and bite and instead delivering a lacklustre version that even has the audacity to include that horrible ‘I’ve got a little something for you’ sample that was everywhere around the mid point of the 90s. Gun’s take on it was infinitely better to my ears.

Then there’s Mel’s performance here which she conducts whilst sat down on some sort of throne with just two backing dancers for company. What was that about? Did she have a Dave Grohl style injury that restricted her movements? And why was she made up to look like an extra from a Mad Max movie? Was she channeling her inner Tina Turner? At least she didn’t try to recreate the black and white animated promo video for this performance which was very creepy and dark with sexually suggestive material in it. So ‘scary’ (ahem) was it seemed to be that they had to make another video for the track with Mel wearing a sci-fi style metallic costume with what appeared to be bits of Meccano attached to it.

*”Word Up” would be the only single released under the Mel G moniker after Brown’s marriage to dancer Jimmy Gulzar proved to be short lived. Her insistence on changing it in the first place must have caused a few headaches at her record label.

Did they ever play Glastonbury? Despite persistent rumours, Mel B has never played Glastonbury either as a solo artist or as part of the Spice Girls. Mel C, however, played a DJ set there in 2022 and with her own band in 2023.

Though it was never really in doubt, it’s now officially confirmed – chart music in 1999 was utter shite. How can you arrive at any other conclusion when you have tripe like “Boom Boom Boom Boom” by Vengaboys at No 1?! I mean, it’s barely music. It’s more like a demented nursery rhyme. Who was buying this? Pre-school kids? No, it must have been adults as I would no doubt have sold lots of the single as I was working for Our Price at the time and I don’t remember a bunch of five year olds forming an orderly queue to purchase the single. As for their performance here, they look and sound like a hybrid of 2 Unlimited and The Village People. What on earth was happening?

Did they ever play Glastonbury? Hell no!

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1S Club 7Bring It All BackNope
2JamiroquaiCanned HeatNegative
3NSYNCTearin’ Up My HeartOf course not
4Britney SpearsSometimesNah
5LitOwn Worst EnemyI did not
6Adam RickittI Breathe AgainI’d rather hold my breath forever
7Mel B/GWord UpNo
8VengaboysBoom Boom Boom BoomNEVER EVER!

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TOTP 26 FEB 1999

It was remiss of me to not make reference in my last post to the mention host Kate Thornton made to the fact that the BRITS had just taken place that week back in 1999. I’ll make up for it now by having a look into what went down on the night. Well, not that much really by which I mean nothing explosively controversial compared to 1996 (the Jarvis Cocker / Michael Jackson incident), 1997 (Geri Halliwell’s Union Jack dress) and 1998 (Chumbawamba’s Danbert Nobacon pouring a jug of water over John Prescott). However, there were rumblings about one of the winners. Belle And Sebastian picked up the award for the Best British Breakthrough Act triumphing over the likes of Five, Steps, Billie Piper and Another Level. The award was sponsored by Radio 1 and voted for online by their listeners. The Glasgow indie pop outfit were surprise winners, so much of a surprise that a story ran in the papers the following weekend that the vote had been rigged with students of two specific universities encouraged by the band to vote for them. Steps impresario Pete Waterman was so incensed (presumably that his red hot charges had lost) that he called for an investigation but nothing came of the conspiracy story and Belle And Sebastian kept their award. Robbie Williams was the big winner on the night though with three awards whilst Natalie Imbruglia also took home two. I wonder if anybody on this TOTP also benefitted from the BRITS…

First up are The Corrs who were big winners at the BRITS picking up the Best International Group gong ahead of the likes of REM no less. Hoping to cash in on that award were their record label Atlantic with a new single and when I say new I actually mean old. “Runaway” was the group’s debut single in 1995 which missed the Top 40 by nine places when first released and was from their first album “Forgiven, Not Forgotten”. Having already completely plundered sophomore collection “Talk On Corners”, Atlantic turned their attention to that debut album and single. As with their No 3 hit “What Can I Do”, “Runaway” was given the Tin Tin Out remix treatment resulting in the group’s then biggest hit single as it debuted at No 2. Just to ensure they were adhering to the completely cynical record label image, they included it in a special edition version of “Talk On Corners”.

Having listened to both the original and the remixed version, I can’t hear that much difference between the two or maybe my ears just aren’t sufficiently highly tuned for that level of discernment? The group performed “Runaway” at the BRITS so it was always clear that the intention was to strike whilst they were hot (as it were) with a flurry of releases to kept their profile high and momentum going.

I should say that our host this week is Jayne Middlemiss who makes a comment about “your Dad’s and your brother’s blood pressure calming back down to normal” after watching The Corrs implying that they’d maybe got over-excited a tad. Now isn’t that putting filth into their minds Jayne and didn’t somebody else say a similar thing about The Corrs?*

*It’s not the inappropriateness of David Brent’s comments which are awful that makes this scene but actually Tim’s look to camera that gets me every time

Another rereleased single making it big second time around now as NSYNC make their UK bow. Well, they had visited our Top 40 once before 18 months prior but in the most fleeting of ways (one week at No 40) so I’m not counting that. When originally released, “I Want You Back” only made No 62 but it crashed straight into the Top 5 in 1999. Now, there two inescapable talking points that have to be mentioned when discussing NSYNC:

  1. The comparisons to Backstreet Boys
  2. Justin Timberlake

Let’s address them head-on then. Firstly, maybe if they hadn’t been from America, maybe if there hadn’t been five of them and maybe if, you know, they hadn’t sounded exactly the same as the Backstreet Boys, then maybe those comparisons wouldn’t have been made. Secondly, is it just me or has Justin Timberlake always had problem hair?

Their performance here is nauseating. They don’t so much dance as walk around a bit and then perform backflips. And did they really need shirts with the number 5 on them telling us there were indeed five of them perhaps or that they are at No 5 in the charts? If they’d been called, I don’t know, Five maybe then it might have been justified. Timberlake would of course go on to solo superstardom after starting out on Disney’s The All New Mickey Mouse Club show. Improbably, another ex-Mickey Mouser would do exactly the same and will be along in this same show a bit later…

Although she wasn’t a winner the next artist was nominated for a BRIT award in the category of International Female Solo Artist losing out on the night to Natalie Imbruglia. I think I might have been a tad surprised at the time that Lauryn Hill didn’t walk off with that particular gong based on the sales of her solo album “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” which we sold loads of in the record shop in the Our Price store in Altrincham where I was working – clearly she spoke to the white, middle class teenagers of that particular market town that lies within the historic country boundaries of Cheshire. Anyway, “Ex-Factor” (see what she did there?) was the second single from that album following “Doo Wop (That Thing)” which had been an American No 1 as was the album – Hill was the first female rapper in history to debut atop both charts. I couldn’t recall how “Ex-Factor” went and wasn’t particularly expecting to like it but I was pleasantly surprised as it’s a very melodic, soul ballad with enough edge to it to make it stand out. It would peak at No 4 in the UK charts.

Now, what’s the connection between Lauryn Hill and the last act NSYNC? Yes, it’s Justin Timberlake of course. According to Wikipedia, a stripped down rendition of the song was featured in a medley performed by his backing singers during his 2018 The Man In The Woods Tour. Just a word of congratulations to Jayne Middlemiss on her intro for his one (or to whoever wrote the script) – “It’s not Cypress, it’s not Dru, it’s not even Katy…it’s Lauryn Hill”. Nice work.

As much as Belle And Sebastian winning the British Breakthrough Act award was a bit of a surprise, if the next artist had even been nominated in the category it would have been a seismic shock. Lucid had clocked up one Top 10 hit with 1998’s “I Can’t Help Myself” but even allowing for that, them winning a BRIT gong was as likely as Robbie Williams not winning one. Still, their No 14 follow up hit “Crazy” did earn them a place on the TOTP running order and a chance to perform for the watching TV audience at home. I’m not sure how big said audience was at this point in the show’s history nor how many viewers the BRITS pulled in but those of us working in record shops still took note of who was on TOTP when it came to predicting singles sales and how much stock to order.

There’s not much info on Lucid online but what little I did find described them as being of an electronic /dance / trance persuasion which I guess I can hear although there does seem to be an almost heavy rock element to it as well which is further highlighted by the presence of real instruments in this performance. It also does sound very derivative and unoriginal at the same time. Not a very satisfying nor lucid definition really. They would have one more hit – a version of Judy Tzuke’s “Stay With Me Till Dawn” before Lucid made like a loose lid and fell off the music industry jar of hits.

“Now we’ve had loads of letters to see this next performance again” Jayne Middlemiss tells us in her next intro. Letters?! It’s easy for those of us of a certain age to forget and hard to imagine for the Generation Z-ers but we didn’t all used to have the internet and digital methods of communication available to us at our fingertips (or thumb tips maybe). Even so, I’m not convinced that loads of viewers were writing into the BBC begging for a particular TOTP performance to be shown again, even if said performance was by Lenny Kravitz who was “sex on legs” according to Jayne. In fairness, he does look pretty cool though not as cool as his drummer and her magnificent, towering Afro. As for featuring the clip again, chances are, as last week’s No 1, executive producer Chris Cowey would have shown “Fly Away” again anyway.

When it comes to Whitney Houston, a bit like Kylie, there’s lots of different versions of her depending upon which era of her career you’re talking about. There’s the smooth love song chanteuse of “Saving All My Love For You”, the perfect pop singer of “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”, the power balladeer of The Bodyguard but by the late 90s she had turned to R&B and hip-hop for the sound of her fourth studio album “My Love Is Your Love”. Given that she’d spent most of the 90s being a film star with her name also all over the associated soundtrack albums, was this an attempt to realign herself as a singer first and foremost by making an album that tapped into the dominant sound of the latter part of the decade? Maybe. Maybe not. Whitney had already strayed down that road with her last studio album completely under her own name, 1990’s “I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight” which had garnered mix reviews. “My Love Is Your Love” would be much better received and with the sales to back up its praise and yet its chart life started out in quite a minimal way. Released quietly (and perhaps unwisely) over the 1998 Christmas period, it didn’t really have a lead single to promote it. Yes, there had been that duet with Mariah Carey but that was from the soundtrack to the DreamWorks animated film The Prince Of Egypt and was seemingly just tacked onto “My Love Is Your Love”. As a result the album initially made only a minor splash in the UK charts, debuting at No 27 and then spending a couple of months hopping around the lower ends going as low as No 71. Then came what many saw as the first official single for the album – “It’s Not Right But It’s OK” which would provide Whitney with her highest charting single in the UK since “I Have Nothing” made the Top 3 six years earlier. And this is where the BRITS connection comes in as Whitney performed the track at the awards show to a rapturous reception. Ah, is that why it was released so much later than the album? So that she could promote with a headlining performance at a high profile, televised event? Maybe. Anyway, off the back of the single’s success, the album would ultimately go Top 5 and achieving three times platinum sales.

As for the song itself, it’s not really my thing/thang but I can appreciate that it’s a well executed R&B dance track with lyrics about defiantly telling an unfaithful lover to pack their bags. Given their tumultuous relationship many in the press speculated on whether it was about Whitney’s husband Bobby Brown. I’m pretty sure much more of a fuss would have been made about an in person appearance by Whitney Houston on the show back in the day but I guess things change quickly in the world of popular music and maybe her light wasn’t shining as brightly as it once had but the “My Love Is Your Love” album would see Whitney stake a claim as one of its biggest names again.

An absolutely iconic song next (yes it is, whether you like it or not) and a chart munching, sales crunching commercial juggernaut to boot. Once in a while, a single would come along that could never be anything but huge such was the buzz about it. I’m thinking “Killing Me Softly” by the Fugees, “MMMBop” by Hanson and “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt. That sort of thing. The buying department at the Our Price chain for whom I worked would send round a memo for these titles saying how the predicted sales of them were so massive that they’d had to order in extra quantities for every store to meet initial demand but also warning that we would have to monitor the single very closely for fear of selling out. “…Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears was definitely one that also needed watching closely.

Originally offered to the Backstreet Boys, TLC and Five (really?), they all turned down the opportunity to record the song leaving the path open for that other young star of Disney’s The All New Mickey Mouse Club show I referred to earlier to prove them all wrong by taking it to No 1 just about everywhere in the world. Why was it so successful? Well, it’s an extremely accessible pop song with hooks a plenty and some very convincing vocal styling from Spears for one so young. It’s also got that creeping backbeat that made it stand out from any other pop/dance tunes of the time. It also had that element of controversy with that chorus “Hit me baby one more” which label Jive were so concerned about that they changed the track’s original title to omit the first two words.

Then of course there’s that video which we get to see here and which is trailed by Britney doing a video message explaining that she can’t be in the TOTP studio because she’s hurt her knee. Apparently, a lot of the elements that made it so daring and controversial were down to Spears herself. She pitched the concept of the school setting to video director Nigel Dick after rejecting his original space themed idea and it was also Britney who had the idea of the knotted shirt look that sparked so much outrage. I once attended a guitar class and one of the songs we were learning was “..Baby One More Time”. Our teacher asked us to listen to the track before the next lesson to which one of my fellow students said “Well, the blokes here can’t watch the video, we’re not allowed” meaning that he believed that society had decreed that any man watching the video would be judged and not in a good way. Living in the times that we currently do, I can’t decide whether it would still be considered that way or not. Would it be seen as small fry in an Epstein files world or is it part of the problem? I don’t really want to pursue that line of enquiry any further than that. What I will say is that it’s a very impactful video which earned three nominations in the MTV Video Music Awards. Although, she didn’t feature in the 1999 BRITS, the following year she was nominated in the categories of Best International Female Solo Artist and Best International Breakthrough losing in both categories to Macy Gray. As for “…One More Time”, it would sell 463,000 copies in its first week of release easily dwarfing the commercial performance of any other No 1 single of 1999 so far. The bods in that buying department at Our Price knew what they were talking about.

We still haven’t yet finished with this Great British Song Contest malarkey to find the UK entrant for Eurovision so here’s the third of the four finalists Alberta with a song called “So Strange”. This one at least try to do something different from the safe pop/soul song template delivered by eventual winners Precious by offering us a reggae-lite tune. It puts me in mind of the 1985 hit “Girlie Girlie” by Sophia George which is no bad thing. I also quite like the way the songwriters tried to cover all cases by having part of the track sung in French. Cynical? Maybe but again at least they were trying to do something different. Alberta would come second to Precious which Wikipedia informs me was the second time she failed to be the UK Eurovision entry at the final hurdle having come second in 1998. Oh well. As Johnny Logan once sang, “What’s Another Year”.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1The Corrs RunawayNegative
2NSYNCI Want You BackNever
3Lauryn HillEx-FatorDidn’t happen
4LucidCrazyNope
5Lenny KravitzFly AwayNo
6Whitney HoustonIt’s Not Right But It’s OKNah
7Britney Spears…Baby One More TimeI did not
8AlbertaSo StrangeAnd no

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I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002q94h/top-of-the-pops-26021999