TOTP 12 NOV 1992

It’s the 1,500th edition of TOTP and you know what, it feels like I’ve reviewed most of them in this blog! OK, obviously I haven’t but I have done every BBC4 repeat from 1983 to 1992 and counting. That’s a whole 10 years, about 400 shows and over 1 million words written! I must be mad!

Anyway, I’m carrying on for now so its time to clear my head and free my mind…with opening act En Vogue! They’re in the studio after being on video as a Breaker last week and deliver a pumped up, provocative performance in keeping with the importance of the message in their song “Free Your Mind”. Written in response to the Rodney King riots in LA, it borrows lyrically from Funkadelic’s “Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow”. The energy that the group bring to their performance here is matched by their collective spirit that sees each of the four members taking centre stage in turn. That’s how you open a show!

Sadly, that group unity wasn’t to last and in subsequent years the band’s line up went through so many comings and goings they made Sugababes look like U2. Then there were the lawsuits and legal challenges to the use of the name En Vogue that rivalled the ridiculous Bucks Fizz name saga. Seriously, just check out the History section of their Wikipedia entry. It’s exhausting!

“Free Your Mind” peaked at No 16.

So given this is a huge anniversary for TOTP, surely this edition will be a massive celebration of the show. Well, maybe but so far there’s a very forlorn looking balloon with 1500 on it behind presenter Mark Franklin who’s opening gambit to put us in a party mood is to give us some fairly basic TOTP trivia (who needed to know or was wowed by there having been 57 presenters up to this point?!). It reminds me of those The Apprentice candidates during the task where they have to put on a corporate away day event at Silverstone or at a brewery and act as tour guides.

Anyway, Franklin has some music to get us partying in the form of the nostalgia section and for the big day the producers have chosen “Baby Love” by The Supremes. As iconic songs go, this one is right up there with it being a concurrent UK and US No 1 and therefore making The Supremes the first Motown group to achieve a chart topping record in the former territory. It’s surely one of the most well known songs in the Motown catalogue.

The group were on tour in the UK at the time of this TOTP recording therefore allowing them to appear. The black and white film somehow lends it more credence as an historic tune. The towering beehive hairdos on display are quite something. Indeed, Diana Ross’s slight frame looks hardly capable of withstanding the weight of it. Although Ross was the one who would end up as the biggest star out of the group, the lives of other founding members Mary Wilson and Florence Ballard are also major stories in themselves. Indeed, they were paid tribute to in the play and film adaptation Dreamgirls with the characters of Effie White and Lorrell Robinson being based on Florence Ballard and Mary Wilson respectively.

Bringing the party mood down a few notches is Michael Bolton who is performing his version of “To Love Somebody” to promote his “Timeless: The Classics” album. I know it’s an obvious comment but the Bollers hair really was monstrous wasn’t it? If you’re going to have long hair, at least keep it in good condition. His has the texture of straw and looks like it’s been dragged through a hedge backwards.

Michael is up there on his lonesome with just the dry ice machine for company. There’s some sort of pool structure in the middle of the stage that makes the dry ice look like it’s flooding over. It’s like that scene with the three witches from Macbeth and a cauldron. Maybe Bolton was trying to cook up a spell for some hair conditioner.

“To Love Somebody” peaked at No 16.

The camera swings and we leave Michael Bolton and his bubbling cauldron to focus on Vanessa Paradis who is back in the studio to perform “Be My Baby”. After her lacklustre showing the other week, will she be able to give a more lively turn this time? It is a party after all. Well, Vanessa has clearly tried to jazz up her outfit for the occasion but it looks like Martin Fry caught her raiding his wardrobe halfway through and she’s only managed to snaffle his trousers. She does try to move about a bit more this time but she’s still left looking like she’s only just learned the song lyrics that afternoon and therefore hadn’t had time to work out any dance moves to go with the singing.

Despite continuing to record and release music until as recently as 2019, she never had another UK Top 40 hit. I wonder if her stage presence ever got any better?

Now here’s a band to light up a party! Admittedly not any party I’d want to attend but at least they’re in the right ball park. After converting Gerry Rafferty’s soft rock classic “Baker Street” into a dance anthem for those whose only dance steps were the nerd shuffle, Undercover have turned their attention to another daytime radio staple in Andrew Gold’s “Never Let Her Slip Away”. Now I have to admit to having quite the soft spot for Andrew. “Lonely Boy” is a fab song and “Thank You For Being A Friend” reminds me of watching Golden Girls in our tiny first flat in Manchester. Plus, he was in Wax with 10cc’s Graham Gouldman who had a couple of nifty pop tunes that I liked.

As for “Never Let Her Slip Away”, it had originally been a No 5 hit for Gold in 1978 and had been described by Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters no less as “the most beautiful piece of music ever written”. Wow! As for Undercover’s version, it’s in exactly the same style as their treatment of “Baker Street” which had found a level of popularity back then so I can’t really call them out for sticking to the formula but it was as lifeless as a Vanessa Paradis gig. That didn’t stop it equalling Gold’s chart peak of No 5 though.

Of course, if you are looking for a cover version of “Never Let Her Slip Away” then there’s always this:

Ah come on! A joke’s a joke but nobody’s laughing anymore. Is this the third time on the show for Ambassadors Of Funk and “Supermarioland”? This made Undercover look like Muse. How could the producers have put this on the 1,500th show?! Away with you!

We’ve finally got there. It felt at times like a journey with no end and it’s taken four years worth of TOTP repeats but we’ve reached Jason Donovan’s final UK Top 40 hit. It’s not quite his final appearance on the show as he’s on again in a couple of weeks but “As Time Goes By” was his last chart entry. Yes, it’s that “As Time Goes By” from the classic film Casablanca. A couple of things to say about this one straight off the bat. Firstly, why was Jason Donovan covering this iconic tune? Secondly, how on earth was this a suitable tune for such a milestone show?

Well, it came from Jason’s difficult third album “All Around The World” which was his first since leaving Stock, Aitken and Waterman and came out on Polydor. So little faith did the label have in their new charge that they licensed six of his old hits to add to the track listing to drum up some interest. Donovan was not impressed supposedly but then the public weren’t impressed by the album which was a commercial failure and would be his last studio album for 15 years. OK but why cover “As Time Goes By”? There’s a theory that it could be a shameless case of opportunism as there was a successful TV series of the same name on our screens at the time starring Dame Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer that used the song as its theme tune but that could just be coincidence.

As for it being an odd choice for the 1,500th TOTP, well, as host Mark Franklin says, he was about to tour at the time so maybe there was some negotiation between Polydor and the producers to get him on the show to promote that. Also, he had been a very regular artist on the show over the past four years so maybe he was seen as a deserving choice as one of TOTP’s most prolific guests.

Clearly his new label were trying to restyle him away from his SAW puppet past and mould him into a modern day crooner. Their dastardly plan failed but perhaps watching on was a certain Simon Cowell who may just have thought that their was mileage in this idea. Two years later he would persuade actors Robson Green and Jerome Flynn to cash in in their successful roles in ITV drama Soldier Soldier and record a version of “Unchained Melody” on his S Records label via BMG. It would become the biggest selling UK single of 1995. If only Jason Donovan had remained in Neighbours and not left in 1989 he might have pulled the crooner trick off. Oh hang on. Aren’t he and Kylie making an appearance in the forthcoming last ever episode of the Aussie soap? I don’t think I could stomach a second Jason Donovan pop career.

“As Time Goes By” peaked at No 26.

The camera pans once more this time ensuring that there’s a shot of a chandelier suspended from the studio ceiling in view. Has that been there every week or had it been rapidly erected especially for the 1,500th show? Anyway, as we move away from the chandelier the focus falls on the other stage where Charles And Eddie await their cue to perform “Would I Lie To You?”. As part of his introduction, Mark Franklin gives us some rudimentary maths to work out that over the years, TOTP has delivered over 900 hours of music from acts in the studio. Hmm. The script writers not doing Mark any favours there. He’s coming across like one of those office party bores you desperately don’t want to get stuck talking to.

Meanwhile, Charles And Eddie have gone from being a Breaker last week straight to No 2. A chart topping record now seemed inevitable. Although often referred to as one hit wonders, the duo did actually have a further three UK Top 40 chart entries though none got any higher than No 29 so that misconception is understandable. I have to admit that, probably like many other people, I was confused as to which one was which. Whichever one it was with the long hair had a very distinctive look; sort of like Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns as Chavez y Chavez the Mexican-American outlaw. Or possibly “I Got You Babe” era Cher.

Are Charles And Eddie still with us?

*checks Wikipedia*

Well, sadly Charles Pettigrew (who was the black guy) died of cancer in 2001 aged just 37. Eddie Chacon is still alive though and after working as a photographer after the duo split, returned to making music in 2020 with the ridiculously titled song “My Mind Is Out Of Its Mind”.

Now if you’re going to have a celebration to mark the 1,500th show and have been building up to the moment for weeks with nostalgia clips from the archive, then nothing screams “PAAARTY!” like Neil Diamond singing “Morning Has Broken” I always say! God almighty what were they thinking?! Look, I don’t mind a bit of Diamond. I own his Best Of that came out in 1992. Hell, I’ve even seen him live at the KC Stadium in Hull a few years back but this?! This is excruciating! It’s brutal. It’s…just vile.

I didn’t think the producers could have made a worse choice to celebrate their anniversary than Jason Donovan but somehow they managed it. The whole thing is just wrong in every possible way. Why “Morning Has Broken”? It was taken from his “The Christmas Album” so let’s just look at that a moment. That was the best title he could come up with for a Christmas album? “The Christmas Album”?! Come on! And is “Morning Has Broken” even a Christmas song?! It’s a Christian hymn that is often sung at funeral services! What else was on this Christmas album? “Angels” by Robbie Williams? OK, having checked the rest of the tracks were Christmas songs but I stand by my point.

Then there’s Neil himself. He’s wearing an orange open neck shirt with brown slacks! For the love of God! When the camera pans over the studio audience it alights on some faces that don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Some look genuinely distressed at what is unfolding in front of their eyes.

The track was eventually released as a single and somehow made the charts peaking at No 36. It was Neil’s only UK Top 40 hit of the whole decade. It should never, ever have been allowed to happen. Ever.

In a completely underwhelming 1,500th edition of the show, it’s somehow befitting that it ends with “End Of The Road” by Boyz II Men. Where were all the party tunes?

This was the last week at No 1 for the group but by the time the record finally disappeared it would have spent 26 weeks (exactly half a year) on the charts. I had to check that figure three times to be sure. It ended 1992 as the 6th best selling single in the UK.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1En VogueFree Your MindNo, liked it though
2The SupremesBaby LoveSure I have it on a Motown collection somewhere
3Michael BoltonTo Love SomebodyNot you though Bollers – no
4Vanessa ParadisBe My BabyYes this is in the singles box though I think my wife actually bought it
5UndercoverNever Let Her Slip AwayNah
6Ambassadors Of FunkSupermariolandHell no!
7Jason DonovanAs Time Goes ByAnd pigs might fly – Never!
8Charles And EddieWould I Lie To You?Nope
9Neil DiamondMorning Has BrokenOf course not
10Boyz II MenEnd Of The RoadNo

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0016spn/top-of-the-pops-12111992

TOTP 29 OCT 1992

Which event do you think of when you hear the word ‘comeback’? Is it a sporting occasion like Liverpool defeating AC Milan in the 2005 Champions League final after being 3-0 down at half time? Or perhaps a celebrity comeback like TV and radio presenter Richard Bacon who resurrected his career after being the first *Blue Peter presenter to have their contract terminated mid season after a cocaine use scandal? Or could it be a music themed comeback like Take That’s return in 2006 ten years after they initially called it a day?

*They even made him hand in his Blue Peter badge!

What characterises all of these comebacks? Hard work? Undeniable talent? Plain old dumb luck? Who knows but happen they did and there’s a comeback theme of sorts to this TOTP show. Let’s have a look see as to who was doing the resurrection shuffle…

We start with surely one of the most unlikely of 90s music comebacks from Go West. Actually, I say unlikely but they’d already made one comeback this decade when they popped up out of nowhere in 1990 with the “King Of Wishful Thinking” single from the Pretty Woman soundtrack. Over two years on from that though, surely lightning wouldn’t strike twice for the duo?

Back in 1985, Go West had been one of the pop stories of the year as they clocked up four Top 40 hits including the No 5 hit “We Close Our Eyes”. Following up on that breakthrough success was a harder trick to pull off though and all their subsequent 80s releases failed to make the charts. I for one didn’t think they had another hit in them at that point let alone two but here was another bona fide chart entry in the form of “Faithful”. This sounded like “King Of Wishful Thinking” all over again to me but as if it had been through the wash by accident. All the fun had been removed by pop detergent leaving a starchy replica in its place. More than that though, it sounded so out of kilter with its chart peers. Never mind comeback, this was a real throwback.

“Faithful” was taken from Go West’s third studio album, the suitability named for a comeback theme “Indian Summer” which itself was a surprise No 13 hit. They really were making like Johnny Hates Jazz and turning back the clock. Peter Cox and Richard Drummie look like they’re enjoying themselves in this performance and talking of looking like, doesn’t Drummie resemble actor Stephen Mangan a bit? Just me then.

We’re sticking with this new fangled nostalgia section (can nostalgia be new fangled?!) to celebrate the forthcoming 1,500th TOTP show. This week’s clip from the archives is “You Make Me Feel Like Dancing” by Leo Sayer. Leo was one of those artists who I was aware of from an early age though I didn’t really think of as a pop star as such but more of a light entertainment performer. I think it was him appearing on things like The Muppet Show maybe but he was a bona fide pop star with proper hit songs and everything. He had two consecutive No 1 singles in the US for a start. In a ten year period starting in 1973, he had fourteen chart hits including ten inside the Top 10 of which four went to No 2 and one topped the chart. These were serious numbers. After 1983’s “Orchard Road” peaked at No 16 though, the hits dried up and Leo was deemed irrelevant to the 80s and beyond. Marital and financial problems followed and Sayer’s public profile plummeted.

And then, in 2006, resurrection. A dance version of his song “Thunder In My Heart” by UK DJ Meck entitled “Thunder In My Heart Again” returned the curly haired one to the top of the charts, twenty-nine years after his previous one. That’s how you do a comeback! The single’s success restored Leo to the public eye and he was famous enough once more to bag a slot on Celebrity Big Brother in 2007. Here’s his VT before he entered the house:

Hmm. Not the most modest chap ever but that was nothing. Check his chat out below with fellow housemate Dirk Benedict:

Oh. My. God. He was talking about himself in the third person! And the levels of self delusion! I love that he doesn’t seem to pick up on the fact that Benedict isn’t really listening to him at all. Just insane! Leo lost the plot on Day 10 and walked but luckily for him this was the series of the racist bullying scandal involving Jade Goody vs Shilpa Shetty which overshadowed his egotistical nonsense.

Sayer is still at it though and this year sees him taking his The Show Must Go On tour on the road.

No chances of the next act being on the comeback trail as this is only their second ever single! However they do provide a nice little link back to Leo Sayer’s aforementioned revival. I talk of Felix and their hit “It Will Make Me Crazy” with the link being DJ Meck who sampled their first single “Don’t You Want Me” for his 2007 hit “Feels Like Home”.

The performance here looks a bit minimalist compared to the usual dance act turn mainly because there’s no ponytailed dudes behind a bank of keyboards. Instead there’s a guy on a keytar. Nice.

“It Will Make Me Crazy” peaked at No 11.

I don’t think I can make any case for either of these two guys being comeback kings as both had been successful artists for many years before this single hit the charts. Anything that Zucchero released in the past decade had gone to No 1 in his native Italy however his only UK hit was his 1991 duet with Paul Young “Senza Una Donna (Without A Woman)”. As for Luciano Pavarotti, he’d been a renowned operatic tenor for years but had crossed over into the world of popular music via the BBC’s use of his rendition of Puccini’s “Nessun Dorma” for their coverage of the 1990 World Cup. The two came together for “Miserere” soon after which went to No 15 in our Top 40. Why was it a hit? Maybe the UK was in the last vestiges of the new found popularity that opera had imprinted on its consciousness following 1990? It did very little for me though.

Checking Zucchero’s Wikipedia entry, the list of artists he has collaborated with is extraordinary. I was scrolling for ages. It includes someone who also appears on this TOTP though I would not have guessed who from the running order for the show.

A definite comeback next from someone we last saw in the UK charts in 1988. Vanessa Paradis had caused quite the controversy when “Joe Le Taxi” made No 3 over here in 1988 mainly because she was just 15 at the time. Rewatching the video for the track, it does seem like it was a lot of fuss about nothing. She was hardly provocatively dressed wearing plain old jeans and a baggy jumper. It seems to be centred around the fact that she gyrated her hips when dancing. Anyway, after that hit there was zip from Vanessa though she continued to have hits in her native France. She also diversified by beginning an acting career and was also doing some modelling famously portraying a bird in a swinging cage in an advert for the fragrance Coco by Chanel.

By 1992, she was in a relationship with Lenny Kravitz who produced her third studio and first English language album. Simply entitled “Vanessa Paradis”, its lead single was “Be My Baby”. Nothing to do with The Ronettes, this was however an uptempo 60s revival with dashing strings and that pastiche sound that was so familiar that you were sure you knew the song already on first hearing.

As for the performance here, the staging seems to have been designed to look classy with the sweeping drapes backdrop but Vanessa herself would have definitely benefited from watching the aforementioned Ronettes in action. She’s ever so stiff and should have copied some of Ronnie Spector’s shimmy moves. As it was, she concentrated on the singing whilst the coordinated moves were left to her backing singers. “Be My Baby” was a sizeable hit all around Europe (No 6 in the UK) but subsequent singles released from the album failed to chart and she has not returned to our Top 40 in the intervening 30 years.

Some Breakers now starting with…oh no…not Michael Bolton again! Look, how many more times is he going to be on the show because that’s how many times my Mikey B secret has a chance of coming out! Either I have to go through it every time he’s on or you’ll have to go back into the blog archives for the full horror of it. And I’m not doing the former so…

He’s back in the charts with a cover version of the Bee Gees song “To Love Somebody” which was the lead single from his album of soul covers called “Timeless: The Classics”. In some territories (more specifically my head) it went by the title of “Money For Old Rope”.

Do you think he just pinched the idea to cover this track off Jimmy Somerville who recorded it to help promote his Best Of album of 1990? I’m just checking the track listing for the album and it includes his treatment of “Reach Out I’ll Be There” by The Four Tops, “You Send Me” by Sam Cooke and, in a startling lack of inspiration and creativity, “Yesterday” by The Beatles, only the most covered song of all time. This guy was just stealing a living wasn’t he?

The Bollers version of “To Love Somebody” peaked at No 16.

And so to that surprising artist that Zucchero collaborated with. Who had money on John Lee Hooker? Well, it was the legendary American blues singer, songwriter and guitarist who performed on the track “Ali d’oro” from the Italian’s 2001 album “Shake”. It was Hooker’s last ever recording before he died in the June of that year.

None of this explains why Hooker was in the UK Top 40 at this time. For the reason, you need look no further than jeans, specifically Lee Jeans as “Boom Boom” was being used to soundtrack their latest ad campaign. Does it count as a comeback? Well, maybe for the song rather than the artist as it was originally recorded in 1961, whilst Hooker also performed it in the 1980 film The Blues Brothers, the only film he ever appeared in.

I knew a tiny bit about John Lee Hooker at this time, mainly due to the specialist music mornings we used to have at Our Price when rock/pop music was not allowed to be played on the shop stereo, only albums from genres like Folk, Country and of course Blues. Hooker’s critically lauded 1989 album “The Healer” would get a spin now and again and then there was his 1991 album “Mr. Lucky” which was a Recommended Release I think. I was hardly an expert but I could hear that “Boom Boom” was a tune Don’t take my word for it though. In 1995 it was included in The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame’s list of ‘The Songs That Shaped Rock And Roll’.

No comeback going on with this one, this was pure, cynical bandwagon jumping with the particular flavour of the month being flogged to death being the craze for singles released off the back of video games. After “Tetris” by Doctor Spin came “Supermarioland” by Ambassadors Of Funk. Based obviously on the Nintendo game featuring that Italian plumber, this one at least had a credible name behind it. Whereas Doctor Spin was an Andrew Lloyd Webber project, Ambassadors Of Funk was the brainchild of DJ, producer and remixer Simon Harris of “Bass (How Low Can You Go)” fame. It was still a pile of shite mind.

The video (if you can call it that) is just dreadful. Filmed at Chessington World Of Adventures, it’s two dancers arseing about with someone in a Super Mario costume. Cheap doesn’t come into it. Ah, I’m done with this already. Game over!

Another comeback! Well, sort of. It’s a song that is resurrected rather than the artist. When Undercover had a massive hit with a danced up version of Gerry Rafferty’s “Baker Street” just weeks before, the blueprint for creating dance remixes of decidedly rock/pop songs was set. In its wake came this, a cover of “Run To You” by Bryan Adams. After 16 weeks at the top of the charts for “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You” the year before, you would have thought we might all have had enough of Bry for a while but Rage proved otherwise. I say Rage but they were known as En-Rage in some European countries due to the pre-existence of a German heavy metal band with that name but it was the shorter moniker that was on the single in the UK.

Now I hated this probably because in my youth I’d bought the original Adams single (No, you f**k off!) but there seems to be a fair amount of online love for it and especially for singer Tony Jackson. Tony’s vocals were in demand as he’d previously performed as back up to the likes of Billy Ocean, Amii Stewart and Paul Young before his moment in the spotlight. Clearly the guy could sing based on this performance but why throw away your talents on such a shite song?! As ever, I was in the minority as sales of the single took it all the way to No 3.

Rage never managed another hit – they tried to repeat the trick with a dance version of “House Of The Rising Sun” by The Animals but it missed the Top 40 completely – whilst Tony Jackson sadly passed away in 2001.

Madonna was hardly in need of a comeback in 1992. Although it had been three years since her last studio album “Like A Prayer”, she’d certainly not been quiet in the intervening years. Her 1990 Best Of album “The Immaculate Collection” achieved mammoth sales in the UK whilst singles like “Justify My Love”, “Rescue Me” and “This Used To Be My Playground” were also big hits. And then came “Erotica”. The album came wrapped in controversy though much of that was generated by the simultaneous release of coffee table book Sex and its provocative images contained within. It would provide Madonna with five UK hit singles and although selling six million copies worldwide, that was half the amount of its predecessor.

My abiding memory of the album is that on the day of its release, I was working in the Our Price in Rochdale and the shop’s central heating had broken down. It was bloody freezing. I could see my breath despite being inside the shop. Consequently, no customers were coming in and the takings were awful. I think we took less than £400 all day which was pitiful in terms of what was expected. I recall putting up a display of “Erotica” in store but it made zero difference to sales. Obviously we played the album in store and I remember thinking that the track “Rain” would make a good choice of single. It was eventually released as the fifth and final single the following year. I knew I should have pursued a career in A&R (OK OK, I’m joking!)

Less of a comeback now and more of a second chance at an opportunity missed. When Erasure’s debut single “Who Needs Love Like That” failed to make the Top 40 in 1985, I for one couldn’t understand why. They were a synth pop duo in an age when people loved synth pop duos, they had a damned catchy tune and it was a guaranteed club floor filler. At least it was at my choice of nightclub back in 1985, The Barn in Worcester. I think that would have been where I first heard the track probably.

It was rereleased in 1992, seven years and eighteen chart hits later to promote Andy and Vince’s first Best Of album “Pop! The First 20 Hits”. The title is a bit confusing. I’ve just said they’d had eighteen Top 40 hits to this point not twenty. The explanation is that the album includes the duo’s first three singles that were not hits but not the “Breath Of Life” remix which had its own chart entry in addition to the standard version. Just to add to the confusion, it actually had twenty-one tracks on it as the final one is the “Hamburg Remix” of “Who Needs Love Like That” which is the version that was rereleased in ‘92. Got all that? Good.

This is one of those live by satellite performances, this time from Broadway, New York. It doesn’t really work for me as it’s in an empty theatre and despite all the over the top costumes that Andy and Vince – who finally enters the fray two thirds through in full drag queen get up – are wearing, it all seems rather flat.

“Who Needs Love Like That (The Hamburg Remix)” peaked at No 10. Oh and I’m not sure what host Mark Franklin is on about when he says it got to No 82 on first release in ‘85. It was definitely No 55.

There’s a new No 1 as Boyz II Men ascend to the top spot with “End Of The Road”. I think this may be the third time this has been on the show and they’ve got another two weeks at No 1 after this so I’m struggling for anything else to say about it. OK well, clearly the dry ice machine has got stuck in top gear and the lads are still having issues with their wardrobes. More than that though, what’s going on with the ‘stand up sit down’ routine? All four members of the group start off sat down on stools but one by one get up for their individual turn in the spotlight. I get that the song was structured to include solo spots for the guys but what were the stools for? Why didn’t they just perform standing up? It reminds me of that old TV show Blind Date where the prospective daters are asked a question by the picker and each one gets up to perform their answer.

At the end of the performance, host Mark Franklin appears and is also wearing a baseball cap Boyz II Men style. When I first visited New York in 1994, I came back with a baseball cap as a souvenir. Soon afterwards, my mate Robin came to stay at our flat in Manchester. We were heading out for a drink and I donned my baseball cap at which point Robin refused to go any further with me until I took it off. “Sir, you’re an Englishman!” were his words of admonishment. He was probably right to be fair.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Go WestFaithfulNo
2Leo SayerYou Make Me Feel Like DancingNo but I think my father-in-law had a soft spot for Leo and had a Best Of CD with it on
3FelixIt Will Make Me CrazyNope
4Zucchero and Luciano Pavarotti MiserereNah
5Vanessa ParadisBe My babyYes! This is in the singles box though I think my wife bought it
6Michael BoltonTo Love SomebodyHell no
7John Lee HookerBoom BoomIt’s a no
8Ambassadors Of FunkSupermariolandAre you kidding me?!
9RageRun To YouAnother no
10Madonna EroticaI did not
11ErasureWho Needs Love Like ThatNo but I have that Pop! The First 20 Hits album
12Boyz II MenEnd Of The RoadAnd no

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0016cdj/top-of-the-pops-29101992