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TOTP 29 OCT 1992

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Which event do you think of when you hear the word ‘comeback’? Is it a sporting occasion like Liverpool defeating AC Milan in the 2005 Champions League final after being 3-0 down at half time? Or perhaps a celebrity comeback like TV and radio presenter Richard Bacon who resurrected his career after being the first *Blue Peter presenter to have their contract terminated mid season after a cocaine use scandal? Or could it be a music themed comeback like Take That’s return in 2006 ten years after they initially called it a day?

*They even made him hand in his Blue Peter badge!

What characterises all of these comebacks? Hard work? Undeniable talent? Plain old dumb luck? Who knows but happen they did and there’s a comeback theme of sorts to this TOTP show. Let’s have a look see as to who was doing the resurrection shuffle…

We start with surely one of the most unlikely of 90s music comebacks from Go West. Actually, I say unlikely but they’d already made one comeback this decade when they popped up out of nowhere in 1990 with the “King Of Wishful Thinking” single from the Pretty Woman soundtrack. Over two years on from that though, surely lightning wouldn’t strike twice for the duo?

Back in 1985, Go West had been one of the pop stories of the year as they clocked up four Top 40 hits including the No 5 hit “We Close Our Eyes”. Following up on that breakthrough success was a harder trick to pull off though and all their subsequent 80s releases failed to make the charts. I for one didn’t think they had another hit in them at that point let alone two but here was another bona fide chart entry in the form of “Faithful”. This sounded like “King Of Wishful Thinking” all over again to me but as if it had been through the wash by accident. All the fun had been removed by pop detergent leaving a starchy replica in its place. More than that though, it sounded so out of kilter with its chart peers. Never mind comeback, this was a real throwback.

“Faithful” was taken from Go West’s third studio album, the suitability named for a comeback theme “Indian Summer” which itself was a surprise No 13 hit. They really were making like Johnny Hates Jazz and turning back the clock. Peter Cox and Richard Drummie look like they’re enjoying themselves in this performance and talking of looking like, doesn’t Drummie resemble actor Stephen Mangan a bit? Just me then.

We’re sticking with this new fangled nostalgia section (can nostalgia be new fangled?!) to celebrate the forthcoming 1,500th TOTP show. This week’s clip from the archives is “You Make Me Feel Like Dancing” by Leo Sayer. Leo was one of those artists who I was aware of from an early age though I didn’t really think of as a pop star as such but more of a light entertainment performer. I think it was him appearing on things like The Muppet Show maybe but he was a bona fide pop star with proper hit songs and everything. He had two consecutive No 1 singles in the US for a start. In a ten year period starting in 1973, he had fourteen chart hits including ten inside the Top 10 of which four went to No 2 and one topped the chart. These were serious numbers. After 1983’s “Orchard Road” peaked at No 16 though, the hits dried up and Leo was deemed irrelevant to the 80s and beyond. Marital and financial problems followed and Sayer’s public profile plummeted.

And then, in 2006, resurrection. A dance version of his song “Thunder In My Heart” by UK DJ Meck entitled “Thunder In My Heart Again” returned the curly haired one to the top of the charts, twenty-nine years after his previous one. That’s how you do a comeback! The single’s success restored Leo to the public eye and he was famous enough once more to bag a slot on Celebrity Big Brother in 2007. Here’s his VT before he entered the house:

Hmm. Not the most modest chap ever but that was nothing. Check his chat out below with fellow housemate Dirk Benedict:

https://youtu.be/5bMb8m5_H34

Oh. My. God. He was talking about himself in the third person! And the levels of self delusion! I love that he doesn’t seem to pick up on the fact that Benedict isn’t really listening to him at all. Just insane! Leo lost the plot on Day 10 and walked but luckily for him this was the series of the racist bullying scandal involving Jade Goody vs Shilpa Shetty which overshadowed his egotistical nonsense.

Sayer is still at it though and this year sees him taking his The Show Must Go On tour on the road.

No chances of the next act being on the comeback trail as this is only their second ever single! However they do provide a nice little link back to Leo Sayer’s aforementioned revival. I talk of Felix and their hit “It Will Make Me Crazy” with the link being DJ Meck who sampled their first single “Don’t You Want Me” for his 2007 hit “Feels Like Home”.

The performance here looks a bit minimalist compared to the usual dance act turn mainly because there’s no ponytailed dudes behind a bank of keyboards. Instead there’s a guy on a keytar. Nice.

“It Will Make Me Crazy” peaked at No 11.

I don’t think I can make any case for either of these two guys being comeback kings as both had been successful artists for many years before this single hit the charts. Anything that Zucchero released in the past decade had gone to No 1 in his native Italy however his only UK hit was his 1991 duet with Paul Young “Senza Una Donna (Without A Woman)”. As for Luciano Pavarotti, he’d been a renowned operatic tenor for years but had crossed over into the world of popular music via the BBC’s use of his rendition of Puccini’s “Nessun Dorma” for their coverage of the 1990 World Cup. The two came together for “Miserere” soon after which went to No 15 in our Top 40. Why was it a hit? Maybe the UK was in the last vestiges of the new found popularity that opera had imprinted on its consciousness following 1990? It did very little for me though.

Checking Zucchero’s Wikipedia entry, the list of artists he has collaborated with is extraordinary. I was scrolling for ages. It includes someone who also appears on this TOTP though I would not have guessed who from the running order for the show.

A definite comeback next from someone we last saw in the UK charts in 1988. Vanessa Paradis had caused quite the controversy when “Joe Le Taxi” made No 3 over here in 1988 mainly because she was just 15 at the time. Rewatching the video for the track, it does seem like it was a lot of fuss about nothing. She was hardly provocatively dressed wearing plain old jeans and a baggy jumper. It seems to be centred around the fact that she gyrated her hips when dancing. Anyway, after that hit there was zip from Vanessa though she continued to have hits in her native France. She also diversified by beginning an acting career and was also doing some modelling famously portraying a bird in a swinging cage in an advert for the fragrance Coco by Chanel.

By 1992, she was in a relationship with Lenny Kravitz who produced her third studio and first English language album. Simply entitled “Vanessa Paradis”, its lead single was “Be My Baby”. Nothing to do with The Ronettes, this was however an uptempo 60s revival with dashing strings and that pastiche sound that was so familiar that you were sure you knew the song already on first hearing.

As for the performance here, the staging seems to have been designed to look classy with the sweeping drapes backdrop but Vanessa herself would have definitely benefited from watching the aforementioned Ronettes in action. She’s ever so stiff and should have copied some of Ronnie Spector’s shimmy moves. As it was, she concentrated on the singing whilst the coordinated moves were left to her backing singers. “Be My Baby” was a sizeable hit all around Europe (No 6 in the UK) but subsequent singles released from the album failed to chart and she has not returned to our Top 40 in the intervening 30 years.

Some Breakers now starting with…oh no…not Michael Bolton again! Look, how many more times is he going to be on the show because that’s how many times my Mikey B secret has a chance of coming out! Either I have to go through it every time he’s on or you’ll have to go back into the blog archives for the full horror of it. And I’m not doing the former so…

He’s back in the charts with a cover version of the Bee Gees song “To Love Somebody” which was the lead single from his album of soul covers called “Timeless: The Classics”. In some territories (more specifically my head) it went by the title of “Money For Old Rope”.

Do you think he just pinched the idea to cover this track off Jimmy Somerville who recorded it to help promote his Best Of album of 1990? I’m just checking the track listing for the album and it includes his treatment of “Reach Out I’ll Be There” by The Four Tops, “You Send Me” by Sam Cooke and, in a startling lack of inspiration and creativity, “Yesterday” by The Beatles, only the most covered song of all time. This guy was just stealing a living wasn’t he?

The Bollers version of “To Love Somebody” peaked at No 16.

And so to that surprising artist that Zucchero collaborated with. Who had money on John Lee Hooker? Well, it was the legendary American blues singer, songwriter and guitarist who performed on the track “Ali d’oro” from the Italian’s 2001 album “Shake”. It was Hooker’s last ever recording before he died in the June of that year.

None of this explains why Hooker was in the UK Top 40 at this time. For the reason, you need look no further than jeans, specifically Lee Jeans as “Boom Boom” was being used to soundtrack their latest ad campaign. Does it count as a comeback? Well, maybe for the song rather than the artist as it was originally recorded in 1961, whilst Hooker also performed it in the 1980 film The Blues Brothers, the only film he ever appeared in.

I knew a tiny bit about John Lee Hooker at this time, mainly due to the specialist music mornings we used to have at Our Price when rock/pop music was not allowed to be played on the shop stereo, only albums from genres like Folk, Country and of course Blues. Hooker’s critically lauded 1989 album “The Healer” would get a spin now and again and then there was his 1991 album “Mr. Lucky” which was a Recommended Release I think. I was hardly an expert but I could hear that “Boom Boom” was a tune Don’t take my word for it though. In 1995 it was included in The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame’s list of ‘The Songs That Shaped Rock And Roll’.

No comeback going on with this one, this was pure, cynical bandwagon jumping with the particular flavour of the month being flogged to death being the craze for singles released off the back of video games. After “Tetris” by Doctor Spin came “Supermarioland” by Ambassadors Of Funk. Based obviously on the Nintendo game featuring that Italian plumber, this one at least had a credible name behind it. Whereas Doctor Spin was an Andrew Lloyd Webber project, Ambassadors Of Funk was the brainchild of DJ, producer and remixer Simon Harris of “Bass (How Low Can You Go)” fame. It was still a pile of shite mind.

The video (if you can call it that) is just dreadful. Filmed at Chessington World Of Adventures, it’s two dancers arseing about with someone in a Super Mario costume. Cheap doesn’t come into it. Ah, I’m done with this already. Game over!

Another comeback! Well, sort of. It’s a song that is resurrected rather than the artist. When Undercover had a massive hit with a danced up version of Gerry Rafferty’s “Baker Street” just weeks before, the blueprint for creating dance remixes of decidedly rock/pop songs was set. In its wake came this, a cover of “Run To You” by Bryan Adams. After 16 weeks at the top of the charts for “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You” the year before, you would have thought we might all have had enough of Bry for a while but Rage proved otherwise. I say Rage but they were known as En-Rage in some European countries due to the pre-existence of a German heavy metal band with that name but it was the shorter moniker that was on the single in the UK.

Now I hated this probably because in my youth I’d bought the original Adams single (No, you f**k off!) but there seems to be a fair amount of online love for it and especially for singer Tony Jackson. Tony’s vocals were in demand as he’d previously performed as back up to the likes of Billy Ocean, Amii Stewart and Paul Young before his moment in the spotlight. Clearly the guy could sing based on this performance but why throw away your talents on such a shite song?! As ever, I was in the minority as sales of the single took it all the way to No 3.

Rage never managed another hit – they tried to repeat the trick with a dance version of “House Of The Rising Sun” by The Animals but it missed the Top 40 completely – whilst Tony Jackson sadly passed away in 2001.

Madonna was hardly in need of a comeback in 1992. Although it had been three years since her last studio album “Like A Prayer”, she’d certainly not been quiet in the intervening years. Her 1990 Best Of album “The Immaculate Collection” achieved mammoth sales in the UK whilst singles like “Justify My Love”, “Rescue Me” and “This Used To Be My Playground” were also big hits. And then came “Erotica”. The album came wrapped in controversy though much of that was generated by the simultaneous release of coffee table book Sex and its provocative images contained within. It would provide Madonna with five UK hit singles and although selling six million copies worldwide, that was half the amount of its predecessor.

My abiding memory of the album is that on the day of its release, I was working in the Our Price in Rochdale and the shop’s central heating had broken down. It was bloody freezing. I could see my breath despite being inside the shop. Consequently, no customers were coming in and the takings were awful. I think we took less than £400 all day which was pitiful in terms of what was expected. I recall putting up a display of “Erotica” in store but it made zero difference to sales. Obviously we played the album in store and I remember thinking that the track “Rain” would make a good choice of single. It was eventually released as the fifth and final single the following year. I knew I should have pursued a career in A&R (OK OK, I’m joking!)

Less of a comeback now and more of a second chance at an opportunity missed. When Erasure’s debut single “Who Needs Love Like That” failed to make the Top 40 in 1985, I for one couldn’t understand why. They were a synth pop duo in an age when people loved synth pop duos, they had a damned catchy tune and it was a guaranteed club floor filler. At least it was at my choice of nightclub back in 1985, The Barn in Worcester. I think that would have been where I first heard the track probably.

It was rereleased in 1992, seven years and eighteen chart hits later to promote Andy and Vince’s first Best Of album “Pop! The First 20 Hits”. The title is a bit confusing. I’ve just said they’d had eighteen Top 40 hits to this point not twenty. The explanation is that the album includes the duo’s first three singles that were not hits but not the “Breath Of Life” remix which had its own chart entry in addition to the standard version. Just to add to the confusion, it actually had twenty-one tracks on it as the final one is the “Hamburg Remix” of “Who Needs Love Like That” which is the version that was rereleased in ‘92. Got all that? Good.

This is one of those live by satellite performances, this time from Broadway, New York. It doesn’t really work for me as it’s in an empty theatre and despite all the over the top costumes that Andy and Vince – who finally enters the fray two thirds through in full drag queen get up – are wearing, it all seems rather flat.

“Who Needs Love Like That (The Hamburg Remix)” peaked at No 10. Oh and I’m not sure what host Mark Franklin is on about when he says it got to No 82 on first release in ‘85. It was definitely No 55.

There’s a new No 1 as Boyz II Men ascend to the top spot with “End Of The Road”. I think this may be the third time this has been on the show and they’ve got another two weeks at No 1 after this so I’m struggling for anything else to say about it. OK well, clearly the dry ice machine has got stuck in top gear and the lads are still having issues with their wardrobes. More than that though, what’s going on with the ‘stand up sit down’ routine? All four members of the group start off sat down on stools but one by one get up for their individual turn in the spotlight. I get that the song was structured to include solo spots for the guys but what were the stools for? Why didn’t they just perform standing up? It reminds me of that old TV show Blind Date where the prospective daters are asked a question by the picker and each one gets up to perform their answer.

At the end of the performance, host Mark Franklin appears and is also wearing a baseball cap Boyz II Men style. When I first visited New York in 1994, I came back with a baseball cap as a souvenir. Soon afterwards, my mate Robin came to stay at our flat in Manchester. We were heading out for a drink and I donned my baseball cap at which point Robin refused to go any further with me until I took it off. “Sir, you’re an Englishman!” were his words of admonishment. He was probably right to be fair.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Go WestFaithfulNo
2Leo SayerYou Make Me Feel Like DancingNo but I think my father-in-law had a soft spot for Leo and had a Best Of CD with it on
3FelixIt Will Make Me CrazyNope
4Zucchero and Luciano Pavarotti MiserereNah
5Vanessa ParadisBe My babyYes! This is in the singles box though I think my wife bought it
6Michael BoltonTo Love SomebodyHell no
7John Lee HookerBoom BoomIt’s a no
8Ambassadors Of FunkSupermariolandAre you kidding me?!
9RageRun To YouAnother no
10Madonna EroticaI did not
11ErasureWho Needs Love Like ThatNo but I have that Pop! The First 20 Hits album
12Boyz II MenEnd Of The RoadAnd no

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0016cdj/top-of-the-pops-29101992

TOTP 15 OCT 1992

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It’s mid October in 1992 here at TOTP Rewind and something very odd is happening to the UK singles charts which seems to have been infiltrated by a string of acts that have very little to do with music. Now if you haven’t been enjoying these TOTP repeats on BBC4, you may want to argue they could apply to most of the Top 40 occupants but I’m talking about a very specific form of chart interloper. These were entities that have no genuine musical connection nor talent but are just spin offs from another form of ‘entertainment’. Who am I talking about? Well, here’s an example; “Tetris” by Dr Spin, a track based on the theme tune to a computer game. Ah yes but that’s just one song you may say. You’d be wrong. In a week or two there will be another computer game based hit by an act calling themselves Ambassadors Of Funk (oh the irony) entitled “Supermarioland”. OK, so there was a mini craze for computer game inspired novelty hits. So what? It’s hardly the sound that ate the world. True but that’s not the end of it. Soon our eyes and ears will have to cope with the sight and sound of an all male stripping troupe gyrating up the charts as The Chippendales make their musical bow. Not to be outdone in the manliness stakes, the WWF Superstars will soon be pile-driving their way into Top 5 with their “Slamjam” single.

Where was all this coming from? Well, one influence may have been ITV’s new Saturday teatime show Gladiators that had just premiered the weekend before this TOTP aired. Remember that? Where members of the public tried to outdo the programme’s ‘gladiators’ in a series of physical challenges called things like Swingshot, Joust and Pole-Axe? It was presented by Ulrika Jonsson and John ‘Awooga’ Fashanu and made stars of the ‘gladiators’ like Jet, Hunter and Wolf. It was quite the ratings sensation for a while. Although there was no spin off single from the show until 1996 (an horrendous cover of Thin Lizzy’s “Boys Are Back In Town”) it was certainly part of the cultural landscape. Unfortunately we will be seeing two of these cultural giants in tonight’s TOTP.

We start though with Sunscreem who I was amazed to find had eight Top 40 hits. I have to admit that I couldn’t have named any of them without looking at their discography. I do remember them being around at this time and that they were a dance act but their material seemed to have passed me by. Listening to this track “Perfect Motion”, they’re a lot more accessible than I would have imagined, a hybrid of dance floor bpm and pop. They sort of remind me a little of New Order – certainly the single’s title sounds like a New Order track. Image wise, singer Lucia Holm was a sort of grunge version of Yazz. Hmm. Yazz does New Order? Is that really the comparison that I’m looking for?

Now what’s going on here? Pan’s People on TOTP in 1992? According to host Mark Franklin it was part of a retrospective strategy to celebrate the show’s forthcoming 1500th edition by revisiting highlights from its past. Pan’s People are dancing to “(They Long To Be) Close To You” by The Carpenters which was a No 6 hit in the UK in 1970. Mark though tells us it’s from 30 years ago to the day in 1972. I’ve checked the official charts database and can’t see anything on there to confirm that the song was in the charts then. According to the next-episode website there was no TOTP broadcast on that day so what gives? Surely the producers haven’t just made it up to fit with a neat narrative?

Pan’s People were the dance troupe that I remember from my first memories of the show which include Mud performing “Tiger Feet”. At some point they changed to Legs & Co and then Zoo was it? When were Ruby Flipper then? It doesn’t matter I suppose. Pan’s People’s performance isn’t too un-PC I guess. I’m sure there are some right howlers in the archives though.

Meanwhile back in the studio in 1992 we find Bizarre Inc featuring Angie Brown once more with their hit single “I’m Gonna Get You”. There’s two things that sprang to my attention whilst watching this back. Firstly, what was the deal with the keyboards made to look like swings? It’s literally the worst look for a musical instrument since the key-tar. Secondly, the different coloured alternate backdrops remind me of something but I can’t put my finger on it. It’ll come to me….oh God. I’ve got it. It’s Naked Attraction that weird dating show on Channel 4! The very last thing I want to put my finger on! It’s the multi coloured booths that the naked contestants stand in which reveal their bodies from the feet up! Not that I watch it myself you understand but I’ve seen it on Gogglebox. Honest!

“I’m Gonna Get You” peaked at No3.

From Naked Attraction to “Erotica” by Madonna. What a segue! Was this the peak of Madge’s controversy? She’d already incurred the wrath of the Vatican three years earlier with her “Like A Prayer” video and its imagery of the Ku Klux Klan’s burning crosses but now she was back with a three pronged attack on society’s moral standards according to some commentators (Mary Whitehouse must have had something to say about it all). Firstly there was the “Erotica” single with its S&M undertones which sees Madonna assuming the pseudonym of Mistress Dita and its MTV banned video (presumably the version shown on TOTP was heavily edited). Then there was a whole album called “Erotica” with its themes of fantasy, desire and pleasure. Lastly, and this was the real moral majority baiting clincher, there was the ‘coffee table’ book Sex. Has there ever been such a misnomer? Well, apparently not as it has sold 1.5 million copies and is the biggest and fastest selling coffee table book of all time. This was a 128 page spiral bound tome that featured images of nudity, simulations of sexual acts, bondage etc. It came in a sealed bag presumably to stop casual browsers seeing what all the fuss was about. I remember being in WH Smith around this time and some curious teenagers asking the poor sales assistant to open the seal so they could peruse the contents. Happily, she refused to do so.

As for the song “Erotica”, was it really that different to “Justify My Love” from two years prior? I’m not so sure. Maybe Madge was just taking continuing that theme to its logical conclusion? Where could you go with it other than to illicit more outrage? I have to admit I wasn’t that convinced.

“Erotica” the single peaked at No 3.

I may not have been convinced by Madonna’s latest offering but it was wholly preferable to the next act as we arrive at the first of these chart outliers that I mentioned before. I speak of Doctor Spin and the Game Boy influenced track “Tetris”. Now, there had been computer games when I was growing up in the 70s but despite amazing the pre-teenage me, they were incredibly basic. I had a Binatone console…

Ah, happy memories. By 1992, things had advanced dramatically but I had never gone back to the world of gaming after my 70s foray. Consequently, when Our Price for whom I was working started selling them in the early 90s I was a bit lost. I was in the Rochdale store at this time and we were stocking a Nintendo and Sega range. I recall there being a big deal about the latter’s release of the follow up to Sonic the Hedgehog. The release date was specifically shifted to a Tuesday so the marketing for it could be framed as Sonic 2sday which was the 24th November. That marketing budget by the way was $10 million and it worked generating 1 million sales in the US and 750,000 in the UK in a day selling out everywhere.

All of this helped establish gaming as not just a legitimate leisure pursuit but as one of the fastest growing. The cash-in spin-off was inevitable I guess and so it came to pass that Andrew Lloyd Webber exploited the gap in the market with this heinous load of nonsense. Who bought this? “Tetris” peaked at No 6 which presumably was the average age of the punter who purchased it.

We move seamlessly (not even a voice over intro) onto the next stage where Boyz II Men are patiently awaiting their cue. What on earth must they have been thinking about British taste watching Doctor Spin on before them?! They here to perform “End Of The Road” of course and, given its popularity back in the day, I was surprised to see very little love for it out there in Twitter land. Look at this guy for example:

Wow! If that’s what he thought of Boys II Men I wonder what he made of Doctor Spin?! As for me, I didn’t doubt these guys could sing but their staging and image was bizarre. They’ve got the prop of a streetlight which I guess references the origins of doo-wop which was clearly an influence on the band but why are they all wearing baseball caps, jackets and jeans?! It’s ludicrous. Also, why has one of them got a walking stick? Did he have a genuine leg injury or was it an affectation Mick Hucknall style? Boyz II Men – crazy name, crazy guys!

Four Breakers now starting with a cover version which is surely one of the most pointless and also most forgotten in musical history. It had been nearly two years since The Farm had been riding a wave of popularity off the back of two huge hit singles in “Groovy Train” and “All Together Now”. Debut album “Spartacus” had risen swiftly to the top of the charts. However, subsequent singles releases had been minor hits and by the time they were releasing new material from second album “Love See No Colour”, those minor hits had turned into flops. The title track and follow up single “Rising Sun” had both missed the Top 40 altogether so what do you do when in need of a hit to reverse your chart fortunes? We all know the answer to this by now. Their choice of cover version was decidedly odd. Choosing The Human League’s classic No 1 “Don’t You Want Me” seemed frought with issues not the least being that Phil and co’s version was so definitive that anything that came after it was destined to be seen as inferior. That applied to the video as well as the song so what The Farm served up as their promo looked ghastly. Some sort of karaoke bar setting with sing-a-long lyrics on screen and a cameo by well known alcoholic George Best? My God. What were they thinking?!

The cover version trick worked though and returned the band to the Top 20 and paved the way for a rerelease of the “Love See No Colour” single which made No 35. However, it proved to be a false dawn and their only two subsequent chart entries were with reissues of “All Together Now”.

I’ve seen many a band come and go, many a musical genre rise and fall in the course of these TOTP reviews but one constant has been AC/DC. Racking up hits whatever else was going on in the charts, they never seemed to go out of fashion. They are back in our Top 40 courtesy of a live version of “Highway To Hell” which was to promote their live album called…erm… “AC/DC Live”. I’m guessing this was released to plug the five year gap that would follow the release of 1990’s “The Razors Edge” album and its follow up “Ballbreaker” which didn’t arrive until 1995. I remember that “AC/DC Live” was a double album and the slip case for the cassette version was a bugger to get back on without tearing it after taking it off. That, and that the single made No 14, are all I have to say about this AC/DC release.

The Wedding Present’s single for this month was a number called “Sticky” which I don’t remember at all but then they did release 12 singles in 1992 as part of their “Hit Parade” project so I’m not going to give myself a kicking over that.

The clip of the video we see here has a bit of a Twin Peaks vibe to it with a bloke in the desert telling the listener to get out using a speeded up animation effect before a devil figure wrestles with someone in a white room with a black and white chequered floor. Very weird. The single peaked at No 17, the second consecutive single to do so in their attempt to equal Elvis Presley’s record for the most hit singles in one year.

The final Breaker comes from The Orb. After the genre breaking ‘chess’ performance on the show for the last single “Blue Room” that apparently had a major effect on Robbie Williams and his view on how to make music, they’re back with standalone single “Assassin”. I have to say this does/did little for me but then I was never a bpm fiend. The video reminds me of one that a group of students on my course made way back in the mid 80s at Sunderland Polytechnic. We all had to write, film and edit a small film as part of the module. My group’s was called “Wet Dream” but it was not what you’re thinking and nothing approaching similar to Madonna’s “”Erotica” promo! One of the other groups ran out of time so in the end just filmed some of them sat down and added some visual effects over the top to a soundtrack of Jean Michel Jarre. I didn’t think much of it at the time but I think I prefer it to The Orb’s video.

“Assassin” peaked at a No 12.

The return of Bon Jovi next. It had been four years since their last album “New Jersey” and the musical landscape had changed almost beyond recognition. Added to that, the band were facing some existential demons after taking a deliberate hiatus during which Jon Bon Jovi wrote a film soundtrack and Richie Sambora a solo album. Jon is on record as saying that “We’d been kicked in the teeth by Nirvana but we didn’t pay attention to that. We got rid of the clichés, wrote some socially conscious lyrics and got a haircut. I didn’t do a grunge thing and I didn’t do a rap thing but I knew I couldn’t rewrite “Livin’ On A Prayer” again so I didn’t try. And it paid off”.

It was true. “Keep The Faith” the single and the album were no attempt to jump on the Nirvana bandwagon but nor were they more of the poodle rock on which they’d made their name. For a start it was (and remains) the longest album they’d ever recorded clocking in at 66 minutes. The album version of the title track is nearly 6 minutes long itself though it was edited down for radio. Now I’m not suggesting that longer means a more mature sound necessarily but neither were they looking for the quick thrill opening of something like “Born To Be My Baby”.

The album would spawn six hit singles and go to No 1 in the UK and No 5 in the US. Incredibly they released the last single from it (“Dry County”) nearly 16 months to the day since the album came out. It was, in short, a monster.

Jon Bon Jovi seems to be channelling his inner Davy Jones from The Monkees in this performance with his maracas action. I had a promo copy of the album through work at one point but I’ve no idea what happened to it. You can’t really say the same of Bon Jovi.

Tasmin Archer is at No 1 for the first week of two with “Sleeping Satellite”. It really was a magnificent achievement for a debut single especially when you consider that major, established acts like Madonna and Bon Jovi had new material out at the time. Written about the moon landing and the Apollo missions of the 60s and early 70s, it must be the best (and only) song to reference space hardware since Kirsty MacColl had a hit with Billy Bragg’s “New England” in 1985. Do you hear it played on the radio these days? Maybe on the retro stations like Absolute 90s. Whether it is or not, there will always be a part of 1992 that belongs to Tasmin Archer.

And finally Cyril (one for you Esther Rantzen fans), there was an epilogue to this show where we got a glimpse (possibly unwanted) of an act on next week’s show and it’s the second of those cultural chart outliers. We are ‘treated’ to a few seconds of the new single by The Chippendales “Give Me Your Body” plus a personal invitation from one of them to join them on the show next week. You have been warned.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1SunscreemPerfect MotionNope
2The Carpenters(They Long To Be) Close To YouNo but everyone has a Carpenters Greatest Hits album don’t they?
3Bizarre Inc featuring Angie BrownI’m Gonna Get YouNo
4MadonnaEroticaNo, I wasn’t convinced
5Doctor SpinTetrisSod off!
6Boyz II MenEnd Of The RoadI didn’t think it was the auditory equivalent of rabies but I didn’t buy it either
7The FarmDon’t You Want MeNo, no I didn’t want you
8AC/DCHighway To Hell Not my thing
9The Wedding PresentStickyNah
10The OrbAssassinSee 8 above
11Bon JoviKeep The FaithNot the single but I had that promo album for a while
12Tasmin ArcherSleeping SatelliteGood song but no

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001648v/top-of-the-pops-15101992

TOTP 24 SEP 1992

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OK, the relentless BBC4 schedule of two TOTP shows a week combined with 14 episodes that we missed due to Adrian Rose’s unwillingness to sign a repeats waiver has delivered us into late September back in 1992. On the day this particular show was broadcast, Conservative MP David Mellor resigned from government in the light of his adulterous affair with actress Antonia De Sancha. Remember that? Can that really be 30 years ago?! I actually find myself longing for the days when a sex scandal dominated the news rather than the utter existential misery that we have these days. What I found must upsetting and shocking about this little tale of sleaze wasn’t the revelation that the wretched Mellor claimed to be a fan of my beloved Chelsea (though the shame of association with this vile man was bad enough) but that he apparently made love in a Chelsea strip. Eeewww! The Sun mocked up a picture of Mellor in said kit with the tag line ‘Night he scored four times with actress’. The whole thing was repulsive! Now of course, those stories of existential misery I mentioned before also apply to Chelsea – life was so much simpler back then David Mellor and all.

We start tonight’s show with an act called Messiah who have covered Donna Summer’s shimmering Giorgio Moroder co-written and produced disco classic “I Feel Love” (one for David Mellor there – eeewww!). Yet again, despite the real possibility that I may have sold this record to an eager punter while working at Our Price in Rochdale, I have zero recall of this track. The Donna Summer original? Obviously. Bronski Beat and Marc Almond’s cover from 1985? Of course. This techno rave up? Not a flicker.

Apparently that’s Precious Wilson doing the vocals who was in Eruption of “I Can’t Stand The Rain” and “One Way Ticket” fame back in the 70s. Backing her up is a man playing a fiddle who seems to be doing an impression of Jerry Sadowitz’s “Ebeneezer Goode” character, a guy on keyboards at the back channelling his inner Chris Lowe of Pet Shop Boys (even down to the very tall hat) and, randomly, two people in Star Wars stormtrooper headgear. It looks a bit of a mess visually. The ‘Hail the Messiah!’ sample is from Life Of Brian.

Messiah’s version of “I Feel Love” peaked at No 19.

Reminder to self: Sade is the name of the band not the singer. Same as Toyah. Do not forget this when writing the next few paragraphs.

Sade is a bit of a mystery isn’t she? DOH!! I mean, Sade are an enigmatic band aren’t they? Making huge waves in 1984 with their BRIT award winning, four times platinum selling debut album “Diamond Life”, their sound seem to be completely fully formed immediately and created the cultural trope of the ‘coffee table album’. Two more albums followed in the next four years peaking at Nos 1 and 3. They played Live Aid. And yet…what do we really know about them and why, given their popularity, have they only ever had one Top 10 hit?

Well, aside from the fact that they are a band not a singer that I addressed before, three of them were from my home of the last 18 years Hull while the band’s singer Sade Adu was from Nigeria originally. They were like the Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars of sophisti-pop. Sade (the individual) had worked as a part-time model and fashion designer before settling on music as her career of choice. I think she was part of the Blitz scene at the start of the 80s hanging out with New Romantic heroes Spandau Ballet who didn’t realise she could sing. By 1983, the buzz about her and her band was enough to attract the attention of Epic Records and contracts were duly signed.

Then came that genre defining first album and the whole world seemed to know their name. Or rather Sade Adu’s name. Could anyone name any other member of the band without googling them? As for their lack of singles success, maybe they’re just an album artist but the truth is that apart from debut single “Your Love Is King” going to No 6, none of their singles got higher than No 14. Which brings us to 1992 and “No Ordinary Love”. As well as having a song title that could make a David Mellor/Antonia De Sancha playlist (eeewww!), this would prove to be their second biggest hit ever (yep that No 14 hit) and was from the band’s fourth album “Love Deluxe”.

The release of that album made it four in eight years giving a rate of one every two years which was pretty consistent. However, it would be eight years before the next long player (2000’s “Lovers Rock”) and a further ten years after that before their sixth and so far last album (2010’s “Soldier Of Love”). Back in 1992 though, the fanbase had little idea that this batch of new songs would have to sustain them throughout the rest of the decade.

Despite having been away for four years during which there had been a dance music explosion, the TOTP producers still believed in Sade’s blend of sophisti-pop / neo soul enough to give them an ‘exclusive’ slot on the show. To be honest though, they did rather dish them out as prolifically as fixed penalty notices to a Conservative government. Sade (the individual) gives her usual sultry performance and doesn’t seem to have aged at all in the eight years since she first burst into the charts.

“No Ordinary Love” was originally a No 26 hit but achieved that No 14 peak when rereleased eight months later in June of 1993. I have no idea why that was.

Right, there’s two ‘what’s going on here then?’ moments in one next. Firstly, there’s a change of format with an extended chart rundown now included which covers places 20 through to 11 – previously we’d had to make do with the Top 10. It’s just a rolling ticker tape display over the top of a video but still. It’s a nod towards the format of old I guess.

Secondly, said video this week is from Omar but it’s for a song that isn’t “There’s Nothing Like This”. Eh? What gives? Omar had more than one Top 40 hit?! Well, he did but one of them wasn’t this single “Music”, the title track from his second album which peaked at No 53! What was going on here?! Singles that weren’t actually hits being given airtime on the show? And then irony of ironies, they play it as the backdrop of a new Top 40 centric feature! To top it all off, the track is only given 40 seconds before it’s yanked off screen. I’m guessing that the producers negotiated with Omar’s label and came up with a way of getting him on the show but the payback was it was for a very small amount of airtime. It’s basically a Breaker slot but they couldn’t call it that as it wasn’t actually in the Top 40 and so technically couldn’t be said to have ‘broken’ into the charts. What a mess!

Ah, that’s unfortunate. It’s Boy George next with “The Crying Game”. Not unfortunate because I didn’t like the record – I didn’t mind it really – but because it was literally the second to last song reviewed in my last post so I’m completely spent when it comes to saying anything else about it. OK well, George’s version of this song that was originally a hit in the 60s for Dave Berry (not that bloke on Absolute Radio in a morning) was taken from the soundtrack to the film of the same name and and was produced by Pet Shop Boy Neil Tennant.

I like the nod to George’s past with his twangy guitar player dressed like the Culture Club singer from ten years previous.

This is more like it *TOTP! This is what the kids wanted! In Autumn of 1992, you couldn’t be more achingly hip than Suede were. Lauded as many things including the antidote to grunge and the spearhead of a new wave of British rock music, they rode the zeitgeist hard with Melody Maker dubbing them “The Best New Band in Britain”. They appeared on the publication’s front cover before they even had a recording contract. They weren’t just big news, they were the news.

Inevitably given lead singer Brett Anderson’s androgynous image and the band’s glam rock influences, Bowie comparisons abounded. Impact wise, they were talked of in the same breath as The Smiths. Retrospectively, they have been allocated the status of the John the Baptist of Britpop, paving the way for the likes of Blur, Oasis, Pulp et al to dominate the mid 90s. It’s a role the band don’t sit comfortably with. Not everyone was sold on them initially though. My friend Robin who was living in London at the time caught an early gig of theirs and his three word review was “Suede – I wasn’t”. Clever sod.

“Metal Mickey” was the band’s first Top 40 hit though not their first single released. That’s honour went to “The Drowners” which had come out a few months before but failed to make the Top 40 despite being a great tune. By the time their debut eponymous album was released in March the following year, they had clocked up a Top 10 single in “Animal Nitrate” and the album duly went to No 1 becoming, at the time, the fastest selling debut album in UK history in a decade. It won the very first Mercury Music Prize and went on to sell 300,000 copies in the UK. I can remember playing it very loudly in the Our Price store in Rochdale where I was working before opening.

Four years later I saw the band live myself in Blackburn with my mate Steve on the tour for the “Coming Up” album. They were supported by Mansun. Both bands were good as I recall. We’ll no doubt be seeing lots more of Suede in these TOTP repeats.

“Metal Mickey” peaked at No 17.

*Interesting how in his intro host Mark Franklin actually says “TOTP” rather than “Top Of The Pops”. I just use the acronym to save on typing in my blog. What was Mark’s reason for using it?

Today may have been the end of the road for David Mellor’s political career but it was the start of a journey for one of the biggest selling singles of the year and indeed, one of the biggest selling of the decade in the US. “End Of The Road” by Boyz II Men was No 1 over there for 13 weeks straight and was certified platinum for shifting a million units and won two Grammy awards. It topped the charts in the UK for three weeks and was the sixth best selling single of the year here. In short, it was a monster.

As with Boy George’s hit earlier, it was from a film soundtrack but unlike George’s one I’ve never seen, at least not all the way through. Boomerang was the latest Eddie Murphy in which he plays a character who is an advertising executive, a womaniser and male chauvinist. Hmm. I think made the right choice.

Anyway, so popular was “End Of The Road” that Boyz II Men’s debut album “Cooleyhighharmony” – which didn’t include the song initially – was rereleased with it now on the track listing. Their sound has been described as ‘hip-hop doo wop’ and helped establish R’n’B as the dominant music genre into the new millennium. For me though, “End Of The Road” was quite a straight forward big ballad albeit that unusually it featured all four members taking the lead vocal at various points in the song.

The performance here was from New Orleans and the most striking thing about it was their wardrobe. What were they thinking?! Matching suits and ties is fine but with baseball caps and shirt trousers?! It just looks weird. I mean not disturbing like David Mellor in his Chelsea kit but weird all the same.

“End Of The Road” will be No 1 soon enough so I’ll keep the rest of my powder dry until then.

An artist who is remembered for one song next though she really wasn’t a one hit wonder. The rule of diminishing returns after soaring the highest highs with her debut single was the possibly unfair fate that befell Tasmin Archer. That single was of course “Sleeping Satellite” and I definitely remember the advertising strategy for the single included a bill poster campaign which asked the question ‘Who Is Tasmin Archer?’ with very little other information. Loads of these posters just started appearing overnight. Quite clever in terms of building anticipation I guess.

The single was perfect for daytime radio. A well crafted pop song built around a swirling piano riff and a swooping chorus, the record buying public’s resistance was futile. This was always going to be a hit and a big one. I’m not sure even the most committed of Archer’s record label team could have predicted a No 1 though. Surely Tasmin herself couldn’t have expected that outcome first time out despite her debut album being called “Great Expectations”. In a way, “Sleeping Satellite” flew decidedly in the face of its chart peers with the Top 40 being populated by dance track after dance track but then hadn’t Chesney Hawkes scored a huge No 1 with a decidedly pop record the year before? Was it just a case of history repeating itself?

My wife and I saw Tasmin live years later kind of by accident or at least it wasn’t planned. We were in Glasgow for a birthday weekend away and wandering around the city centre stumbled across the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall and saw that she was playing there that night. We decided on a whim to go and bought tickets. Tasmin’s star had fallen a fair way by this point though (1996 I think) and the Strathclyde Suite in the venue was half full. She did her best but the audience reaction to her set suggested that they were just there for one obvious song. She told us punters that she’d been watching Stars In Their Eyes in her hotel room before the gig and let it slip that “I’d just die if someone did me”. I’m pretty sure nobody ever has.

Three Breakers now beginning with Def Leppard and a third single from their “Adrenalize” album called “Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad”. I don’t recall any singles from this album after the first two, the execrable duo of “Let’s Get Rocked” and “Make Love Like A Man”. I probably couldn’t handle any more after those two and deliberately avoided them. The soul searching title of this one sounds like it should be a ballad. OK, just for you lot I’ll break the habit of 30 years and give it a listen…

Well, I was right it is a ballad but it’s hardly a thing of delicate beauty is it? It’s all very soft rock by numbers sounding with crunchy guitars and Joe Elliott’s strained vocals. It’s sort of like Nigel Tufnel’s “Lick My Love Pump” in reverse if you get my drift.

“Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad” peaked at No 16.

Some proper rockers now as we get the video for “Jeremy” by Pearl Jam. I didn’t know the back story to this one nor about the controversy surrounding the video until now. Written about 15 year old Texas high school kid Jeremy Delle who shot himself in front of his classmates in 1991, it was the third single to be released from the band’s all conquering “Ten” album and peaked at No 15 in the UK.

The video follows the source material pretty graphically and caused MTV to order that the scene showing ‘Jeremy’ with a gun in his mouth to be edited out. The network’s outrage didn’t stop the video from picking up four MTV Video Music Awards including video of the year though. The controversy surrounding the video caused the band to recoil from them and didn’t make another one for six whole years. MTV rarely broadcast the promo after the Columbine High School massacre of 1999 though the uncensored version was released on Pearl Jam’s YouTube channel in 2020 to mark National Gun Violence Awareness Day.

If you asked the average punter to name a tune by The Prodigy that had the word ‘fire’ in it, I’m betting the vast majority would respond with “Firestarter”. There is another possible answer though. “Fire/Jericho” was the band’s third single and paved the way for their debut album “Experience” which was released the Monday after this TOTP aired. A double A-side, it’s “Fire” that gets an airing on the show tonight. Sampling The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown’s “Fire” amongst others, it was written to reflect that not all ravers were off their heads on ecstasy but some were blazing up on weed as well. One in the eye for Mary Whitehouse there.

The band seemed to have disowned the track in that it does not feature on their Best Of album “Their Law: The Singles 1990-2005” and that they hated the video that was made to promote it. Apparently it was the quality of the computer graphics that really irked them. Viewed by 2022 standards then yes, they look prehistoric but we’re they really so bad in 1992? I suppose it depends what you are comparing them to. Alongside the video for “Money For Nothing” by Dire Straits then they hold up. Viewed against A-ha’s “Take On Me” or Michael Jackson’s face morphing “Black And White” then they do appear amateurish at best.

“Fire/Jericho” peaked at No 11.

From rave to…Mike Oldfield? Yes, you can criticise the show for many things but you have to admit that TOTP did its best to reflect all musical genres. Oldfield of course had just released “Tubular Bells II” but, inverting the release schedule, hadn’t trailed it with a lead single. This was rectified by the release of “Sentinel” a couple of weeks later.

Was I excited about “Tubular Bells II”? Hardly. Though I did have a dark Mike Oldfield secret – I’d bought his “Moonlight Shadow” single almost 10 years before – I’d never been inspired to seek out his back catalogue. Obviously I knew of the original “Tubular Bells” album from 1973 but my knowledge of it was limited to the introduction theme from it that was used in the film The Exorcist. That brings us nicely back to “Sentinel” which was a re-imagining of that piece. The performance in Edinburgh that Mark Franklin references in his intro was a live concert at Edinburgh castle on 4 September with 6,000 people in attendance. Oldfield’s performance here though really is that of the stereotypical muso even down to his carefully coiffured but meant to look carefree hair. He’s playing guitar and keyboards but still has two other keyboard players with him as well as a guy on piano. Alright we get it Mike! Your art is so elaborate and complex that you need all that entourage with you.

Researching Oldfield’s discography, I had no idea he’d made so many studio albums- 26 and counting! Mind you he does go in for big numbers. He’s been married four times and has seven children. I didn’t know that he wrote the score for The Killing Fields, a film that had a profound effect on me the first time I saw it. Presumably it wasn’t Oldfield’s choice to use John Lennon’s “Imagine” at the film’s denouement? Having said that, there were rumours that the aforementioned “Moonlight Shadow” was written about Lennon’s murder in 1980. Oldfield had arrived in New York on the same day and was staying just a few blocks from the Dakota building so…

“Sentinel” peaked at No 10.

We arrive at the No 1 and it’s still “Ebenezer Goode” by The Shamen. I wonder if there is/was a real person called Ebeneezer Goode? There must be surely? I know someone who has an uncle Ebeneezer but there surname isn’t Goode. When you Google the name, if you scroll down enough you get to a result that talks about a Methodist chapel in Suffolk that has been converted into a weekend retreat and it’s called Ebeneezer Goode! Either the owner used to be a raver in his youth or it’s named after a person who really did exist surely?

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1MessiahI Feel LoveNah
2SadeNo Ordinary LoveNo
3OmarMusicNever happening
4Boy George The Crying GameNope
5SuedeMetal Mickey No but I bought the album
6Boyz II MenEnd Of The RoadI did not
7Tasmin ArcherSleeping SatelliteDidn’t mind it, didn’t buy it
8Def LeppardHave You Ever Needed Someone So BadHell no!
9Pearl JamJeremyIt’s a no
10The Prodigy Fire / JerichoJeri-no
11Mike OldfieldSentinelSent me to sleep more like – no
12The ShamenEbeneezer GoodeHe’s ever so good…but I didn’t buy it

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0015x8y/top-of-the-pops-24091992