TOTP 30 JUL 1999
Of the eight acts in this particular TOTP’s running order, it could be claimed that three were the equivalent of elder statesmen compared to their young upstart chart counterparts. They’d probably be described as ‘heritage’ acts today or, if they were football supporters then “legacy’ fans. Back in 1999, individually they might have been defined as ‘making a comeback’, ‘having an unexpected hit’ and ‘business as usual’. Who am I talking about? Let’s find out…
Our host is Jayne Middlemiss and we start with the artist having an unexpected hit. Up to this point in the 90s, Elvis Costello had only had one Top 40 hit throughout the whole decade – 1994’s “Sulky Girl” which made No 22. It wasn’t much of a return given that, in that period, he’d released three studio albums under his own name, one with The Attractions, a soundtrack, a collaboration with Burt Bacharach and a one off project with The Brodsky Quartet. To be fair to Costello, as far as I can tell, that album haul only resulted in ten singles being released but even so, a 90% failure rate for making the Top 40 seems like a very big number. Maybe his fanbase just weren’t that interested in buying singles – all of those albums listed above charted with two even going Top 5 so their was definitely still an appetite for his work just not the bite size versions.
Anyway, suddenly Elvis had a Top 20 single (his first for 16 years and, so far, his last) with a cover version of “She”, the 1974 No 1 from French/Armenian singer Charles Aznavour. Taken from the soundtrack to Notting Hill, both the original and Costello’s cover featured in the film. Bizarrely though, in the US release, only Elvis’s take on it was used as American test audiences didn’t react well to the Aznavour version. Maybe it wasn’t such an outlandish decision after all though as Costello’s vocal is just about perfect for the song, as if he was born to sing it. For many people, especially those not familiar with the original, his might even be considered the definitive version. In Japan for example, it is an absolute highlight of his live concerts.
The performance here was the first time Elvis has been on the show for five years and, aside from a replay showing of “Oliver’s Army” in a 2005 episode (for some reason), it remains his last. Although it’s a great version, it somehow seems a shame that Costello’s last hit and TOTP appearance were all about a cover rather than one of his original compositions.
Despite being a well established boy band with a string of hit singles and an adoring, teenage girl fanbase behind them, Five were still lacking that one thing that would put them up there with the likes of Take That and Boyzone – a No 1 single. Yes, their debut album had topped the charts but to cement them in the consciousness of the general public, they needed the profile that a cut-through-to-the-mainstream, instantly recognisable hit could bring them. Take That had, amongst others, “Back For Good” and Boyzone had “No Matter What”. Could “If Ya Gettin’ Down” do the same for Five? Not quite. It would debut and peak at No 2 meaning their last three singles had missed the top spot by a single place. They should have changed their name to Two.
As with the first of those No 2s “Everybody Get Up”, “If Ya Gettin’ Down” (make your minds up lads, up or down?) was based around a hit from the 80s. Whilst the former utilised Joan Jett And The Blackhearts’ version of “ I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll”, the latter sampled Indeep’s “Last Night A D.J. Saved My Life”. It worked pretty well to be fair but couldn’t hope to match the explosive power of “Everybody Get Up” which I’d actually rather enjoyed. That had featured Abz and J at the forefront what with all the rapping in it and it was a similar story with “If Ya Gettin’ Down”. With the slower tracks, Richie and Scott did the vocal heavy lifting. I’m not entirely sure what Sean did. Was he just there to do some dancing? If so, they clearly didn’t trust him even with just that judging by the battalion of backing dancers up there on stage with the band.
Five would finally get their No 1 with their next single release “Keep On Movin’”, the first of three chart toppers with the other two being a collaboration with Queen on a rendition of their anthem “We Will Rock You” and a track called “Let’s Dance” which thankfully wasn’t a David Bowie cover.
WHO??! The 3 Jays?! No, I’ve got nothing, zilch, zero, nada so I googled their name. Top result? A pub in Clacton. Says it all really. Or does it? After a bit more searching, I found out that the guys behind The 3 Jays (Jamie White, Jim Lee and Jeff Patterson – the three ‘J’s – geddit?) were also variously involved in the following chart hits:
- Jeremy Healy & Amos – “Stamp!” – No 11 – 1996
- PF Project – “Choose Life” – No 6 – 1997
- Tzant – “Sounds of Wickedness” – No 11 – 1998
- Mirrorball – “Given Up” – No 12 – 1999
Hmm. So maybe there was more to them than I first thought. Actually, maybe not as “Feeling It Too” sounded like it was just jumping on the sonic bandwagon that was popularised by Phats & Small and indeed, there was a remix by that pair of “Feeling It Too” available on the single.
Now, there was an 80s band called The Three Johns that my mate Robin liked who were nothing like the The 3 Jays being, as they were, a post-punk, indie rock band with politically charged, anti-Thatcher/anti far right lyrics. I’m betting they never did or would play that pub in Clacton whose MP, of course, is one Nigel Farage.
Next, that elder statesman act for whom another hit was just ‘business as usual’. How many albums do you reckon the Pet Shop Boys have released in their career? I’m just talking studio albums not Best Ofs or Remix compilations. Fifteen is the answer over a 40 year career. That’s one every two and a half years or so. That sounds, if not prolific then exceptionally consistent. A deeper dive into their discography (their actual discography and not their first ever Best Of from 1991) shows though that the first four came between 1986 and 1990 – just about one a year which is prolific I would argue. After that initial burst of youthful creativity, they settled down to a fairly regular release schedule of a studio album every three years. To this end, by 1999, “Nightlife” was released three years after their last album “Bilingual” which in turn came out three years after “Very” which was preceded by “Behaviour” three years earlier.
So what?” you may ask. It’s a valid question. Other than peaking my fascination with sequences (a run of football results has a similar effect on me), I’m not sure why I went down that route. Oh, hang on, yes I do. It was to provide some context as to my personal engagement with the output of Neil and Chris. Having been a fan throughout the 80s and early 90s, by the end of that decade I was entering “meh” territory. Sadly, “I Don’t Know What You Want But I Can’t Give It Any More” wasn’t going to reactivate my interest. It’s not that it’s a terrible song (though its title does nearly enter terrible territory) it’s just that it was…well…yes, a bit “meh” really. It had all the components we’d come to expect from a Pet Shop Boys release but it doesn’t have enough about it to take its place aside some of the duo’s classic singles. As such, I would argue that it really isn’t one of them.
My affection for the Pet Shop Boys was reignited when I saw them live on their Dreamworld: The Greatest Hits Live tour a couple of years ago. I still can’t remember if they performed “I Don’t Know What You Want But I Can’t Give It Any More” though. Oh and I can’t not mention the backing dancers here. As with Five earlier, there’s loads of them but their number isn’t what requires comment. What was with all the juddering, arms-by-their-sides moves that made them look like fish literally out of water gaping for breath? Was it somehow linked to Chris and Neil’s onstage garb? The punk styled hair and shades look would also be used in the artwork for the album but what really grabs the attention is that they somehow invented the ‘slugs’ eyebrow phenomenon a good 20 years before it actually became a thing.
The 90s saw the UK record buying public display an insatiable appetite for Eurodance music. The charts were absolutely full of it meaning that yours truly has spent hours writing about a style of music I couldn’t really be doing with. At all. Throughout the decade artists such as Snap!, 2 Unlimited, Culture Beat, Haddaway, Corona, Ace Of Base and Dr. Alban had huge hits including No 1s (four of those names scored a chart topper!). And those were acts were just off the top of my head. I bet a deep dive of the internet would reveal many more…
*does a deep dive of the internet for Eurodance artists*
…Cappella, N-Trance, Real McCoy, Rednex, Sash!, T-Spoon, Vengaboys, Whigfield…oh God, I feel nauseous knowing how much of my life I’ve wasted commenting on all the above.
Yes! It’s a blogger epiphany! I’m not going to spend any more time in this blog on anymore Eurodance nonsense! Away with you….
…..oh, I just can’t can I? Bloody hell!! Right, D.J. Jurgen Presents Alice Deejay…so, this was a Dutch Eurodance project which, despite Jayne Middlemiss’s protestations, did have some DJs in it and was fronted by one Judith Anna Pronk. Their biggest hit of five was this one – “Better Off Alone” – which has accrued quite the retrospective legacy. For example, in March 2025, Billboard magazine ranked it as No 48 in their list of ‘The 100 Best Dance Songs of All Time’. At the risk of sounding like my Dad when I myself was a teenager, it sounds like all those other Eurodance acts to my ears. And yes, I know Eurodance is a generic term and that there must have been loads of sub genres within it so to lump them all together is probably lazy but I really couldn’t care less.
As for this performance, there really was only two things that I noted about it. Firstly, and this is going to sound awful for which I apologise in advance but the lady at the back on the raised stage behind a keyboard (it actually looks a bit like an ironing board on first view), is it me or does she look a bit old to be a part of this nonsense? Secondly, and I’m certainly not complaining, but why did we only get 1:40 of the track which Wikipedia tells me the radio edit was 2:56 in length?
Definitely on the comeback trail are Madness who are making a second consecutive appearance to perform “Lovestruck”, their first new material single for thirteen years. I’m guessing this might be another of those double recording montages like we saw by Cher recently where the artist did two performances in the same one visit to the TOTP studio which are differentiated by a change of outfits just to convince the TV audience that they were recorded at least seven days apart. We know this as in last week’s performance Lee Thompson had a Bernie Clifton style jockey outfit on but this week he’s donned a…well…Jayne Middlemiss says it’s a worm costume but is it? It’s a bit green looking for a worm? A caterpillar maybe? Anyway, the abrupt cut away from our host to the performance is the conclusive piece of evidence for me that this was a second performance recorded in one sitting.
Suggs, of course, is a well known fellow fan of my beloved Chelsea even singing on the club’s 1997 FA Cup final song “Blue Day”. He nearly got sacked from the group in their early days for constantly missing Saturday afternoon band practice to go to Stamford Bridge to watch his team. I mention all of this because of the use of the word “Tottenham” in the lyrics. With Spurs being one of our fiercest rivals, I wonder how Suggs felt about singing those lines all these years? In fact, I wonder if he feels similar to another celebrity Chelsea fan who even refused to say the name ‘Tottenham’ in a recent Graham Norton interview? His reply to Graham’s question clearly riled another Graham…
Next up is one of the most pointless personal messages recorded by an artist for TOTP. The Chemical Brothers appear on screen to say this:
“Hi, we’re The Chemical Brothers…Sorry we can’t be there. Here’s some footage of us playing live in Red Rocks…Denver”
What was the point of that?! We then get said footage of them performing “Hey Boy Hey Girl” live in Red Rocks, Denver mixed in with shots of the TOTP audience dancing to it as it’s relayed on a big screen back in the studio. Again I say, “What was the point of that?!” Whatever you thought you were doing as executive producer Chris Cowey, it wasn’t working.
Despite the attempts by Five to put her off, Jayne Middlemiss just about gets through her intro to the No 1 which is Ricky Martin with “Livin’ la Vida Loca” for the third week which was quite the achievement in 1999 which saw many a one week chart topper. Perhaps even more impressive though was the fact that Martin became the first Puerto Rican artist in history to hit No 1 in the UK. It would go double platinum over here making it our sixth best selling single of the year. Also “Livin’ the Crazy Life” is another Ricky Martin who was the winner of the eighth series of The Apprentice in 2012. The show’s BBC website says of Ricky:
“By day Ricky is a successful recruitment manager operating across the UK science industries, and by night and weekend a heavy hitting professional wrestler”
Wow! If he doesn’t use “Livin’ la Vida Loca” as his entrance music he isn’t doing it right.
| Order of appearance | Artist | Title | Did I buy it? |
| 1 | Elvis Costello | She | Yes I did for my wife who’s a big Elvis Costello fan |
| 2 | Five | If Ya Gettin’ Down | No thanks |
| 3 | The 3 Jays | Feeling It Too | Negative |
| 4 | Pet Shop Boys | I Don’t Know What You Want But I Can’t Give It Any More | Nah |
| 5 | D.J. Jurgen Presents Alice Deejay | Better Off Alone | Certainly not |
| 6 | Madness | Lovestruck | No |
| 7 | The Chemical Brothers | Hey Boy Hey Girl | Nope |
| 8 | Ricky Martin | Livin’ la Vida Loca | I did not |
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