D:Ream

TOTP 02 MAY 1997

We’ve skipped a month due to the R Kelly issue and find ourselves at the start of May and what a time it was to be alive! Labour have won the 1997 General Election and the Tories have been booted out of power after 18 long years. Hurray! I was on holiday so I could stay up watching the election results come in and I remember waking up in the morning feeling that there was finally some good news and that hope had returned. As I walked into town, I recall that it was a beautifully sunny morning and contemplated that everything had aligned including the weather. Obviously, with the hindsight of 28 years, the promise of New Labour didn’t completely pan out but I hadn’t known anything but Conservative rule for my entire adult life and I was nearly 29 by this point so I was allowed to let myself get carried away a little. It was an exciting time and not just politically – in four days time I would be embarking on a visit to China to see my old mate Rob who was studying out there. I had arranged for someone to cover me at the Our Price store where I worked (we still didn’t have a new manager in place so I was effectively the acting manager) and I would be off for a couple of weeks. I was excited and desperate for a break but a little daunted at such a big trip.

For now though, it was time to kick back and enjoy the good vibes. This TOTP was broadcast at the earlier time of 6.25 and on BBC2 as, understandably, BBC1 was concentrating its content on the General Election aftermath. Whether I would have watched the latest chart tunes or the news coverage I’m not sure but probably the latter not that you could get away for the politics by watching TOTP as we start with D:Ream and “Things Can Only Get Better”. Now you don’t need me to tell you why this was back in the charts but I’m going to anyway. The Labour Party had co-opted it to spearhead their campaign for the election and if the landslide victory was anything to go by then it certainly had a positive impact. It presumably had a positive impact on D:Ream’s career as well which was pretty much in the dirt by 1997. Their 1995 album “World” had sold only a fifth of their debut “D:Ream On Vol. 1” and their last single had peaked at No 40. Step forward Tony Blair and suddenly they were back in the charts, back on TV and with a Best Of album released. Main man Peter Cunnah has lost the yellow and black checked suit this time around and also Professor Brian Cox who was presumably off doing something with the Large Hadron Collider or something. Cunnah also seems to have a little bit less hair. The band’s time back in the spotlight was fleeting though. The rerelease of “Things Can Only Get Better” only made No 19 this time around and their Best Of album flopped and the band split up. They reformed in 2008 and have released new material subsequently but it’s surely this song that they will always be synonymous with. I wonder if Howard Jones ever thinks “if only” when he sees Tony Blair in the news?

I should say that tonight’s host is Cathy Dennis who seems an unlikely choice in retrospect given her profile at this time. Yes, she’s had a hit with her cover of “Waterloo Sunset” this year but her next single released a month or so after this TOTP failed to make the Top 40 which effectively brought the curtain down on her career as a pop star before she became hugely successful writing hits for other people in the new millennium. Anyway, she introduces Robbie Williams as the next act despite the fact that he’s only just been on the previous week and had now dropped down the charts from No 2 to No 8 with “Old Before I Die”. That didn’t matter in this post Ric Blaxill TOTP universe though when songs sliding down the charts were still afforded exposure on the show. Cathy Dennis is given and gives us a line about it being Robbie’s second week inside the Top 10 as a reason for his successive appearance.

As for the song itself, although perhaps not his most celebrated or well known tune, for me it was the one that made me think perhaps Williams might just make a go of being a solo star. Now, the success of “Angels” is widely regarded as being that moment but “Old Before I Die” beat it to it in terms of being a decent rock/pop song. Sure, it drew accusations of being a rip off of his best new mates Oasis but importantly it wasn’t a cover version which his first single “Freedom” had been. That and the fact that one of the extra tracks on his debut as a solo artist had been an interview led me to ask the question “where are your songs mate?” but he answered me with “Old Before I Die”. I liked the play on words inspired by The Who classic “My Generation” and even the rather clunky and childish lyric about the pope getting high. It all hung together quite cohesively. Follow up singles “Lazy Days” and “South Of The Border” would prove to be missteps before “Angels” swooped in and saved the day and Robbie’s career. For now though, he seemed to be doing fine.

Another defining pop career moment next as this was the point when I realised “Shit! This lot aren’t going away!” as a mercifully short chart life is what I had predicted for 911. Alas, “Bodyshakin’” became their then biggest hit when it rattled its way into No 3. My underestimating of their hit potential clearly spilled over into my work life as I’m sure we sold out of this single in its first week of release – a heinous crime for a mainstream record shop but who knew that a Declan Donnelly lookalike, two dancers from The Hitman And Her and a song that recycled that ‘ner nah nah naaa ner nah nah’ riff could be such a big success. Not me clearly. Still, they were very good at synchronised dancing – I’ll give them that.

Next up is a song that has been described as pure pop perfection and who’s to say that’s not 100% true? Not me certainly. “Lovefool” by The Cardigans was originally a medium sized hit in September of 1996 peaking at No 21 but its inclusion on the soundtrack of Baz Luhrmann’s treatment of William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet movie and the success of that film warranted a second stab at the charts and this time it rose all the way to No 2 – I’d forgotten it had peaked so high to be honest. I shouldn’t have been surprised though as it is a brilliant pop song. I must have also not remembered how big a success Romeo + Juliet was and, by association, its soundtrack. I saw the film and enjoyed it and years later, my son would watch it at school as a way of making Shakespeare more accessible to children studying the Bard. As for the soundtrack, my wife liked the music in the film so much she bought the CD which, as well as The Cardigans, featured such artists as Garbage, Radiohead, Des’ree and Kym Mazelle doing a cover of Candi Staton’s “Young Hearts Run Free”. It went to No 3 in the UK charts selling 300,000 copies and affording it gold status. It was even bigger in America and Australia where it sold over 3 million copies in the former and was the second bestselling album of the year in the latter. A choral version of Rozalla’s “Everybody’s Free (To Feel Good)” which was also on the soundtrack would form the basis of a rather bizarre UK No 1 two years later when Baz Luhrmann himself released a single titled “Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)” which was essentially a spoken word track voiced by actor Lee Perry of an article published in the Chicago Tribune by columnist Mary Schmich on how to live a happier life. As I said, all rather bizarre.

Anyway, back to The Cardigans and “Lovefool”. The success of the single with its shimmering, seamless pop production full of hooks but with a nod to disco helped parent album “First Band On The Moon” to gold status in the UK. The band were tipped to be on the verge of greatness with the impossibly beautiful Nina Persson dominating their public image (much in the same way Gwen Stefani was for fellow chart stars No Doubt). Someone I worked with was so taken with them that she bought up their earlier back catalogue as well. “First Band On The Moon” wouldn’t provide any further massive hit singles but did pave the way for 1998’s “Gran Turismo” which contained the hits “My Favourite Game”, “Erase/Rewind” and “Hanging Around” helping the album to achieve platinum sales status in the UK and 3 million copies being sold worldwide. The Cardigans split in 2006 but reunited in 2012 as a touring entity only.

“It’s been a great few weeks for DJ Quicksilver. He’s replaced Sasha’s “Encore Une Fois” as the club floor filler that won’t go away. Here he is at No 5 with “Bellissima”

So says Cathy Dennis in her intro to the next act and you know what, that will do for this blogger’s comments about this one because I can assure you that anything else I would say would not be as kind as that.

Next to a young artist who was very much touted as being the next new UK R&B superstar and she won a BRIT and two MOBO awards to back that claim up. Shola Ama was just 18 years old when she burst into the charts with her cover of the Randy Crawford hit “You Might Need Somebody” and it would be another of those singles that defied the ‘debut very high, exit very quickly’ trend of many a chart hit at this time by spending seven weeks inside the Top 10 with five of them at lucky No 7. How did Shola do this? Well, the song that was chosen for her to cover was very radio friendly and also old enough for some young music fans to possibly be unaware of Randy Crawford’s hit with it from 1981. I myself only knew it because my wife had Randy’s “Secret Combination” album that it was taken from. Of course, appearing on TOTP three weeks on the trot probably didn’t hinder the single’s chances (although we missed the first two due to the R Kelly issue). Apparently Shola got so fed up of people not believing that she was singing live on the show that in the third appearance she missed a bit out to prove it was real. Having watched this third appearance back, I’m not sure I can spot this though I think there’s a moment when she appears to go towards the microphone but doesn’t sing. Is that it? Personally, I couldn’t hear what all the fuss was about and that she would disappear once “You Might Need Somebody” finally dropped out of the charts. She didn’t – her debut album “Much Love” made No 6 selling 100,000 copies and included three more hit singles. However, second album syndrome struck despite her working with a host of producers and writers including D-Influence and Babyface and Shola’s time in the spotlight was over within two years. She has carried on recording and has collaborated with artists such as Miss Dynamite and Frisco.

To say they only had four Top 40 hits of which none got higher than No 24, Kenickie’s strike rate for appearing on TOTP was pretty good. This was their second time on the show and I’d forgotten that not all of their songs featured lead vocals from Lauren Laverne. This one – “Nightlife” – sees Marie du Santiago doing the singing heavy lifting and I think I prefer her voice to Lauren’s. This track is a spiky little number that strides along wearing its attitude on its sleeve with pride like a hickey from a certain Grease character. You know, I probably should check out their back catalogue in more detail than I currently possess. After all it’s only two albums deep, coincidentally the same amount of Grease films that there are which reminds me that I used to work with someone who prefers Grease 2 to the original! I know! How do you even begin to explain that?!

I have to say that Cathy Dennis is not very good at this presenting lark – very lacking in any presence but then why should she have been any good at it? She’s made her mark as a pop star then as a songwriter – two successful careers is more than most of us manage. Anyway, Republica are on next with their biggest ever hit “Drop Dead Gorgeous”. Watching it back, I’m struck by what a strange song this is, especially in the verses where Saffron almost speaks the abrupt lyrics which are often just two words at the start. Eventually the chorus kicks in and that point, it sounds like it could have been a hit for Toyah back in the day. It can’t be just me surely? Something in the inflections in Saffron’s phrasing as she almost yelps the words out? No?

Anyway, at this point it seemed, as with No Doubt and The Cardigans, that Republica with their photogenic lead singer were set to conquer the world. What happened next was a complete collapse of their momentum. Second album “Speed Ballads” underperformed so much to the extent that most people didn’t realise that it had been released – indeed it wasn’t in the US after their label Deconstruction Records folded. The band would go into a state of stasis and split in 2001 before reuniting in 2008. Their first album since “Speed Ballads” 27 years ago is due for release in the Spring of 2025.

I know I was busy with preparations for my China trip and distracted by the General Election but how did I not notice what was No 1 this week? I did work in a record shop after all. I have zero recollection of this chart topper from Michael Jackson but maybe that’s a good thing as “Blood On The Dance Floor” is a stinker of the foulest stench. Taken from the remix album “Blood On The Dance Floor: HIStory In The Mix”, it’s just a funky backbeat that goes nowhere and is fleshed out by the usual Jacko yelps and screams as he bangs on about some woman called Susie. Apparently it was initially recorded for the 1991 “Dangerous” album but never made the cut which speaks volumes for its quality. Even the usually impeccable production on Jackson’s output is not up to scratch it seems to me as his vocals are really low in the mix at some points meaning you can’t actually hear him much. Perhaps that was intentional but either way, maybe we should just be grateful for small mercies.

Wikipedia tells me that the album went to No 1 in the UK, achieved platinum status and is the biggest selling remix album in the world EVER! Hmm. When I looked at the front cover of the album, it did bring back one memory which was of massive stocks of the album that we couldn’t give away so its sales figures are surprising to say the least. In conclusion, I say “Blood On The Dance Floor”? Nah, give me “Murder On The Dance Floor” any day. The director of Saltburn agrees with me at least.

We end with a plug for the UK entrant in the Eurovision Song Contest which this year was Katrina And The Waves. I know! Who’d have thought it! Well, Katrina And The Waves presumably as they submitted their entry “Love Shine A Light” (plus a £250 fee) to The Great British Song Contest which was the selection process that year to determine the UK entry. There are also rumours though that Jonathan King contacted the band to see if they had a song that was appropriate so take your pick. Predominantly known for the marvellously upbeat hit “Walking On Sunshine”, the band hadn’t been anywhere near the charts since 1986 when “Sun Street” rather unexpectedly made No 22. Pretty much nothing had been heard of them since but suddenly they were back!…albeit via the much maligned Eurovision Song Contest. I recall thinking that they were bound to win, somehow linking it with the General Election and the new government – if the Tories could be toppled after 18 years of rule, surely the UK could break our 16 year hoodoo and win Eurovision for the first time since Bucks Fizz. In reality, my confidence was probably down to hearing the bookies and media saying all week how Katrina And The Waves were odds on to win. And win they did and like the Labour Party two days earlier, it was by a landslide. Predictably, new Prime Minister Tony Blair was quick to congratulate the band on their victory as he sought to keep the good feeling vibe going. What was New Labour’s legacy ultimately? I’ll leave that for your own private thoughts – this is a music blog after all. As for Katrina And The Waves, “Love Shine A Light” surged to No 3 in the charts off the back of Eurovision though was nowhere near as durable as Gina G’s effort from a year earlier despite it coming nowhere in the contest.

I recall Katrina saying in an interview years later that once they had a hit again, she’d assumed that their career was sorted and they’d no need to worry about that anymore but they were unable to produce a successful follow up and they would split acrimoniously after their credibility as a rock band was tainted by their brush with Eurovision. Katrina herself has maintained ties with the competition though appearing in anniversary shows and even participating in the Swedish national final in 2005.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	D:Ream	Things Can Only Get Better	Not in 1994 and not this time either
2	Robbie Williams	Old Before I Die	No but I had a promo copy of his Life Thru A Lens album
3	911	Bodyshakin’	Of course not
4	The Cardigans	Lovefool	No but my wife had there Romeo + Juliet soundtrack
5	DJ Quicksilver	Bellissima	No
6	Shola Ama	You Might Need Somebody	Nope
7	Kenickie	Nightlife	Negative
8	Republica	Drop Dead Gorgeous	Nah
9	Michael Jackson	Blood On The Dance Floor	Never
10	Katrina And The Waves	Love Shine A Light	And no

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0027xn0/top-of-the-pops-02051997?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 14 SEP 1995

Posted on February 29, 2024 by 80stastic

After last week’s nadir of content, things aren’t much better this week I have to say with a couple of honourable exceptions. It’s another ‘golden mic’ presenter slot again though unlike last week, I’m not expecting much. The double act of Jo Brand and Mark Lamarr were two of my favourite holders of the chalice but the bar is seriously lowered as this time it’s Robbie Williams. Not long departed from Take That, the cheeky Stoke-on-Trent lad probably seemed like a decent shout for the role given that he was headline news even before his solo career had begun* due to the fall out from the Take That split.

*He wouldn’t release his first solo single until July 1996

However, he must also have been a considerable risk given his appearance at that year’s Glastonbury Festival when he was clearly under the influence of…something. He was a loose cannon. He jokes early on that he’d even stayed sober for the show. Well, let’s see if he can live up to one of his song titles and entertain us…

We start tonight with D:Ream who were starting to run out of steam (and sales) some eighteen months after their No 1 song “Things Can Only Get Better”. Having taken the opportunity afforded by such a big hit and run with it by releasing a flurry of further singles to almost constant diminishing returns, the party was entering the past-midnight-talking-shite phase. Take “Party Up The World” for example. The second single from sophomore album “World”, it sounds like it was written to order to supply a middling sized hit with an equivalent sized amount of quality. The song is not aided by Peter Cunnah’s live vocal here – he definitely hits a bum note early on. “Party Up The World” would give D:Ream a No 20 hit but after that it was a case of reliving the glories of “Things Can Only Get Better” which was most famously utilised by the Labour Party for their 1997 General Election campaign. I wonder if Howard Jones ever sits at home and in a quiet moment of reflection thinks “What was wrong with my song?”

Oh, one last thing. The chorus from “Party Up The World” is surely ever so slightly influenced by this Erasure tune which is ironic as D:Ream also released a single called “Star” which didn’t sound anything like the synth pop duo’s track…

Some Eurodance next courtesy of Cappella who have changed their singer since the last time we saw them. After Kelly Overett departed, a replacement was found in the form of Alison Jordan who was initially discovered via the Search For A Star competition on BBC’s That’s Life show in 1992.

After their last few hits all had titles that were variations of the usage of the word ‘move’ and the letter ‘U’ (meaning ‘you’), the group returned to an earlier hit for the inspiration for this latest one. In 1992, they made it to No 25 in our Top 40 with “Take Me Away” and in 1995, they achieved their final UK hit with “Tell Me The Way” – it’s clever stuff no? No, not really and neither was this tune. It sounds like they’d cut and pasted the most obvious and shittiest riffs and beats from every Eurodance hit ever and just glued them altogether – the musical equivalent of a patchwork quilt but one covered in excrement.

Capella never had another UK Top 40 hit but the project is still a going concern albeit with a totally different line up and they performed on the 90s nostalgia circuit. They even released a single as recently as 2023 called “Happy Phonk” but nobody really noticed.

Unable to resist the lure of tomfoolery any longer, the previously staid and sensible persona Robbie Williams had adopted tonight until now goes out of the window as he goes into skit mode. The premise of said skit is that he’s going to reveal the truth behind what Take That are really like but the only rehearsed line he gets out before an extra dressed as a security guard drags him off camera is that they drink camomile tea. Are you entertained yet? As comedy routines go, it’s hardly up there with the “Don’t tell him, Pike!” scene from Dad’s Army is it?

The first video of the night comes from Foo Fighters for their second ever single “I’ll Stick Around”. It’s another pretty nifty, driving rock tune though not as strong a track as their debut single “This Is A Call” to my ears. Dave Grohl looks so young here but then I guess we all did 29 years ago. I used to work with a guy called Dave at Our Price who looked a bit like Grohl though on reflection I’m wondering if the lookie-likie claims were purely based on the fact that Dave had long rock hair and his name was…well…Dave.

And suddenly, from out of nowhere, a man who hadn’t had a UK Top 40 hit since 1988 and hadn’t been on TOTP for a decade. That appearance had been as part of Lloyd Cole and The Commotions performing their single “Lost Weekend”. If you’d told the 17 year old me back then that Lloyd wouldn’t be on the show for another 10 years, I would have dismissed you as a crackpot completely divorced from musical reality and yet that is exactly what happened. But how did it pan out like this? Well, after “Lost Weekend”, things quietened down for Lloyd and the Commotions. Follow up single “Cut Me Down” barely scraped into the Top 40 and then the band disappeared for nigh on two years recording their difficult third album “Mainstream”. When it did finally come out, it seemed that the world had moved on from their crafted, intelligent jangle pop and despite achieving gold status, the three singles from it could only muster these chart peaks:

46 – 31 – 59

The writing was on the wall and the band read it. They split in 1989 leaving Lloyd to pursue a solo career that somehow never seemed to chime with commercial trends. Three albums were released in quick succession in the early 90s but to limited sales. Not one of them produced a Top 40 single. And then, something finally stuck with public opinion. “Like Lovers Do”, the lead single from fourth album “Love Story” made No 24 in the charts and a TOTP appearance was warranted. I don’t know why the stars aligned between Lloyd and the record buying public on this particular single and no other – maybe it was just good marketing and promotion but it’s a nice enough song I guess.

I always liked Lloyd right from “Perfect Skin” though I can’t say I followed his solo career in too much detail. However, I saw him and the Commotions on the “Mainstream” tour when he failed to say more than two words to the audience and years later on his own in New Mills when he wouldn’t stop talking. His opening line in the latter gig to the crowd was “I know you’re all sat there thinking Lloyd Cole has let himself go a bit. Well, you should have a look in the mirror”. Excellent!

Next a song that I do remember but which I don’t recall so much fuss being made about it at the time as seems to have been written about it online since. “Fantasy” was the lead single from Mariah Carey’s fifth studio album “Daydream”. Her previous one “Music Box”* had been a monster selling 28 million copies worldwide.

*Technically her third album but I’m disregarding her 1994 Christmas collection

So how do you follow that? You just churn out a copycat album don’t you? Based purely on lead single “Fantasy”, it sounded to me like she’d done just that – it didn’t seem a whole lot different to something like “Dreamlover”. But then, I hadn’t heard the Bad Boy remix by Puff Daddy. This was the evidence of Mariah’s new direction. Featuring rapping from Wu-Tang Clan’s Ol’ Dirty Bastard, it was seen as a milestone recording by many for the fusion of urban/hip hop with mainstream pop with an emphasis on rap as a featuring act. Alongside “I’ll Be There For You / All I Need To Get By” Method Man and Mary J. Blige, it was designated as an early recording of the “Thug-Love” sub genre.

Apparently, the rest of the album was of a more R&B flavour which caused much concern and consternation at her label Columbia who really didn’t want to mess with the formula that had brought her and them so much success. The head of Sony Music (and Mariah’s husband at the time) Tommy Mottola was especially vexed. Mariah knew best however and the album was another huge seller shifting 20 million copies worldwide with “Fantasy” going to No 1 in the US and No 4 over here.

I’m not sure that this live by satellite performance from New York was worth the effort though. Is that the official video playing on the huge tv screens behind Mariah? Wouldn’t they have been better off just showing that?

Inevitably, Robbie Williams has gone there and resorted to chatting up a female audience member for his next link. Obviously, it’s all staged (he puts on a silly fake American accent) but it’s still not a good look especially 29 years on.

OK, so back with the music and it’s another showing of the studio appearance by The Rembrandts from the other week. Watching it back, I’ve noticed that in the version of “I’ll Be There For You” the band perform here, the iconic handclaps at the end of the first line seem very low in the mix and nowhere near as prominent as in the opening credits for Friends. That seem a little odd as although the addition of them wasn’t the band’s idea and they didn’t actually record them (they were done by the show’s creators who wanted to be on the record in some way), supposedly The Rembrandts thought the clapping was the best part of the song. There’s only four claps after that first line (though it sounds like more) but apparently it took loads of takes to record as the aforementioned show’s creators just couldn’t get the hang of it. I wonder if their mothers warned them that there’d be days like these?

There’s two ways to consider the next hit on the show – either it’s a clever updating (by 1995 standards) of a classic disco track or…it’s an heinous abomination of an idea that should have been dismissed as soon as it crystallised in the originator’s brain. I think, rather predictably, I’m of the latter opinion. N–Trance had started the year with one of the biggest dance anthems of the decade in “Set You Free”. Featuring vocals from Kelly Llorenna, it was a genuine, credible Hi-NRG, rave track. I, for one, didn’t see them following it up by going the tacky cover version route.

“Stayin’ Alive”, of course, was originally by the Bee Gees and was part of the soundtrack to the movie and indeed cultural phenomenon that was Saturday Night Fever. A huge global hit, it was an American No 1 song and UK No 4 in 1978. Fast forward 17 years and it was given the rap treatment by Ricardo da Force whose previous credits included some of The KLF’s biggest hits. Now, given those credentials, I would have hoped for a better outcome than what N-Trance served up which seemed to me to be calculated and cynical to appeal to the cattle market disco crowd.

The performance here goes big on all the 70s disco motifs including the obligatory geezer in the white John Travolta suit. It all seems a bit naff. However, the part where he removes his jacket and twirls it around and throws it into the audience before it is slung back landing on his arm is choreographed quite well. And that’s as positive as I can be about this one. Nasty stuff.

Despite being trailed as the play out track on last week’s show and still not to be released for another four days, Simply Red are back on the show to perform their new single “Fairground”. Not wishing to be outdone by Capella’s costumes earlier, Hucknall has turned up in his own full PVC outfit. For the love of God man! Why?! This was clearly his full on, decadent pop star phase. Check out his overflowing ginger locks as well!

I’m reminded of my own Mick story which I’ve told before but which seems appropriate here. When I first worked in Manchester at the Our Price store in Market Street as a Christmas temp, there was a young woman on the staff called Natalie who was very attractive (I think she’d done done some modelling). One morning she came into work and told us that Mick Hucknall had chatted her up in a bar and wanted to see her again but she wasn’t sure what to do about it. A bit later that day, I answered the work phone and the person on the other end asked to speak to Natalie. When I asked who was calling he simply replied “Mick”. It was Hucknall! In the end, Natalie told him she wasn’t interested I think. That’s not quite the end of the story though. One morning, Natalie turned up to work in a skin tight, black catsuit. I’m not sure she’d been home from another night out. She turned to me and said, “Do you think my outfit is a bit much?”. I didn’t know where to look! Fast forward five years though and I certainly didn’t want to look at Mick Hucknall in his own version of a catsuit!

What’s that?! What about the song? Oh look, “Fairground” will be No 1 soon enough and for 4 weeks so there’ll be plenty of time to discuss it in a future post!

Michael Jackson is No 1 with “You Are Not Alone” for the second and final week. Jackson, like Mariah Carey, recorded for Sony and just as the Songbird Supreme’s (© The Guinness Book of World Records) relationship with the company’s CEO Tommy Mottola deteriorated to the point of divorce, so The King of Pop (© erm…Michael Jackson?) also had issues with him. Big issues. In a 2002 press conference, he called him a racist and held up a picture of Mottola depicted as the devil. Sony refuted the claims and refused to renew Jackson’s contract. In 2020, Kanye West even suggested that Mottola had something to do with Jackson’s death in 2009 in a since deleted tweet though I’m not sure Kanye is the most reliable source of information.

The play out track is “Let’s Spend The Night Together” by the Rolling Stones which was played to advertise the return of TOTP2 as highlighted by Robbie Williams in his final piece to camera but I’m not spending the night or any other time reviewing that one.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	D:Ream	Party Up The World	Nope
2	Cappella	Tell Me The Way	Never
3	Foo Fighters	I’ll Stick Around	I did not
4	Lloyd Cole	Like Lovers Do	I didn’t as it goes
5	Mariah Carey	Fantasy	Nah
6	The Rembrandts	I’ll Be There For You	Yes for my wife but she gave it away to our Friends obsessed goddaughter
7	N-Trance	Stayin’ Alive	As if
8	Simply Red	Fairground	Its a definite no
9	Michael Jackson	You Are Not Alone	And No

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I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001wc3t/top-of-the-pops-14091995?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 06 JUL 1995

Posted on December 7, 2023 by 80stastic

Sometimes these TOTP repeats throw up some names that I haven’t thought about for ages but that are lodged in the recesses of my brain somewhere. On other occasions though, there’s a person on screen in front of my eyes that I literally have no idea who they are. This is the case with tonight’s show. Who the hell was / is Wendy Lloyd?! Well, it turns out that she was briefly a Radio 1 DJ who joined from Virgin Radio but who moved on to Talk Radio within a year or so. She now works as a voice over artist and podcast host. Mind you, just about every other person in the country is a podcaster these days. OK, well let’s see how I go on with remembering the names of the actual acts on the show tonight…

Well, I’m one for one as I certainly recall Diana King and her No 2 single “Shy Guy” as we sold shed loads of it in the Our Price store in Stockport where I was working at the time. Not quite a one hit wonder in the UK – she had two further medium sized chart entries with covers of “Ain’t Nobody” and “I Say A Little Prayer” – but this was certainly her crowning glory outside of her home country of Jamaica. Fusing dancehall reggae with swingbeat to produce an ultra commercial sound, this song was also aided by being included on the soundtrack to the successful film Bad Boys. I’ve never seen the movie or either of its sequels but my wife caught the first one and said that it was one of the loudest films she’s ever watched in a cinema. I think there were lots of scenes featuring explosions and stuff being blown up. Despite the soundtrack predominantly featuring hip-hop and R&B artists and despite the film starring Will Smith, the Fresh Prince himself didn’t contribute a track to the album. He was in a fallow phase following the end of him being part of a duo with DJ Jazzy Jeff and the start of him recording under his own name in 1997. If these TOTP repeats make it that far, we’ll be seeing a lot more of Mr. Smith.

For now though, let’s concern ourselves with Diana King. I’m guessing that “Shy Guy” must have had a lot of airplay pre-release as it crashed straight into our charts at No 4 and would spend seven consecutive weeks inside the Top 10. Like I said, we sold shed loads of it. It sounded to me like it was a close relative of “Here Comes The Hotstepper” by Ini Kamoze from the year before, an association which was never going to make me a fan I’m afraid but it certainly rode the zeitgeist back then. It would go on to sell 400,000 copies in the UK alone and become our 25th best selling song of the year. “Shy Guy” it may have been called but it was no shrinking violet when it came to racking up those sales.

Who couldn’t remember Shaggy eh? Certainly not me but I wish I could forget him. After achieving a UK No 1 in 1993 with “Oh Carolina”, we hadn’t seen or heard much from the Shagster since. The follow up to that huge hit had failed to make the Top 40 and for a while it seemed like he would be that classic version of a one hit wonder – one chart topper from out of nowhere and then nothing ever again. Sadly, this wasn’t the case. OK, there’s a lot to unpack here so let’s start with the song. Shaggy needed another hit to avoid the aforementioned one hit wonder status and the best way to do that is…all together…”DO A COVER VERSION!”. Yes, of course he came back with a cover and chose “In The Summertime”, originally a huge hit back in 1970 for Mungo Jerry. This being Shaggy though, it was never going to be a straight remake and before long we get the inevitable patois rapping and him banging on about ‘sexy little women’ or something. Seeing as Shaggy can’t carry a tune, he’s brought a pal with him to do the heavy lifting singing wise. So first things first, Rayvon is not this guy…

Ah, if only it was. No, Shaggy’s mate Rayvon is a Barbadian singer whose real name is Bruce Brewster – no, really that was his name. He should have just stuck with that; much better than his stage name. Talking of names, you know what Shaggy’s true moniker is? Orville Burrell. And you know what the real name of the Shaggy character in Scooby Doo is? Norville Rogers! Norville and Orville?! That can’t be a coincidence can it? Is that why Shaggy is called Shaggy? Because his real name sounded like that of Scooby Doo’s best pal? Anyway, aside from Shaggy’s toasting interventions, the lyric “Have a drink have a drive” has been altered to “I’m gonna drive and ride” presumably after the Mungo Jerry original had been used in a public information film series about the dangers of drink-driving in 1992.

The cover version strategy worked and took Shaggy (and Rayvon) to No 5 paving the way for the second of his four UK No 1s later in the year with “Boombastic”. Looking at the track listing of the CD single there’s a remix of it called the Sting vs Shaggy remix. That’s not Mr Sumner is it who Shaggy would make an album with years later?

*checks Discogs website*

No it isn’t. It’s someone called Shaun Pizzonia who went by the name of Sting International. Sting, Shaggy, Norville, Orville…it’s all very confusing.

Now of course I remember the artist in the next video. Bobby Brown had a notorious profile especially in 1995 when he was charged with the assault of a nightclub patron, accused of urinating in a police car and cited for kicking a hotel security guard. Even Wendy Lloyd refers to his misdemeanours in her intro by saying he was giving his wife Whitney (Houston) a few headaches. However, when it comes to his discography, it’s me that suffers from a Bobby Brown migraine. I think it’s to do with all these K-Klass remixes that cause my perplexed state.

Look at “Humpin’ Around” for example. This had already been released once in 1992 when it made it to No 19. Fast forward three years and in its remixed form it peaked at No 8. This followed a similar rerelease strategy applied to “Two Can Play That Game” when it was a minor No 38 hit in 1994 but a Top 3 smash the following April. I don’t know whether I’m coming or going or indeed Humpin’around or playing a game. The fact that “Humpin’ Around” sounds like “Two Can Play That Game” and vice versa just adds to the confusion. Brown would have two more hits with remixes of his previous singles before the chart entries dried up for good. Just as well. My poor brain can’t stand much more.

There was no way I wasn’t going to remember any of the people involved in this next one. With that said, in the last couple of days, I rejected the chance to reacquaint myself with one lot of them. Over the weekend, I met up with my friends Steve and Robin whom I hadn’t seen since before COVID struck. Meeting at Steve’s gaff, a good catch up fuelled by many, many beers was had. Robin had done a cull of his CD collection and brought the unwanted titles with him to see if Steve or I wanted any of them before they were deposited at his local charity shop. I refused them all as my wife and I have been having our own declutter exercise recently. One of the titles I turned down was “Epsom Mad Funkers: The Best Of EMF”. My reasoning was that I already have a CD of their “Afro King” single which acted as a mini Best Of with the extra tracks being their first three hits. It seemed like good logic but was I right to refuse a double album including a whole CD of remixes? You know what? I think I can live with my decision.

Obviously “I’m A Believer” – the band’s collaboration with Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer – is included on said Best Of but the chance to own that track wasn’t going to make me change my mind on Robin’s offer. I’m not sure of the back story surrounding how this pairing came about or why (other than EMF needing a career revitalising hit perhaps) but it would prove to be their final UK Top 40 entry. They released the aforementioned “Afro King” as the follow up but it stalled at No 51. And it’s not even on that Best Of album. I was definitely right to turn it down! The band are not all about the past though. They have a new album coming out called “The Beauty And The Chaos” but if I can’t be arsed to accept a free copy of their Greatest Hits, I’m not sure I’m ready for any new material from them.

Now here we have a case of not remembering the song rather than the artist. Nobody could ever forget about Michael Jackson but this song, “Childhood”? I’m not sure I’ve ever heard it before. Wikipedia tells me that it was the other song on the double A-side single “Scream” but I don’t remember it at all. So why are TOTP showing the video for it when “Scream” is already going down the charts? Clearly, it was an attempt by Jackson’s record label Epic to drum up some sales for his “HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book 1” album which, despite all the promotion they’d thrown at it, had been toppled from the top of the charts after just one week by Bon Jovi.

And so we get, billed as an album exclusive, the video to “Childhood” and for the love of God, it’s the most puke-inducing, vomit-rendering bucket full of sick you could possibly imagine. Clearly based around Jacko’s obsession with Peter Pan, there’s flying galleons transporting baseball playing kids while Michael himself sits at the base of a tree lamenting his lost childhood – it really is nauseating. Now, if I was a more fair-minded individual, I could maybe make a case in defence of Jackson given his own relationship with an abusive father that he would record a song like this but the whole package is just so overwhelmingly mawkish that I can’t get past it. He would top even this level of self indulgence at the 1996 BRIT awards show and his Christ-like performance of”Earth Song”. I think it’s time to move on…

…to what Wendy Lloyd describes as another exclusive performance but it’s not really is it? D:Ream were in the TOTP studio just the other week performing their new single “Shoot Me With Your Love” before it was in the Top 40. That was the ‘exclusive’ performance. This is just them being on the show again because they have entered the charts at No 7. Surely an ‘exclusive’ relates to something nobody else has so unless D:Ream had signed some sort of contract with the BBC that had an exclusivity clause in it not to perform on any other pop music show than TOTP, could poor old Wendy Lloyd be done under the Trades Description Act?

Anyway, Peter Cunnah does his best to get the studio audience over excited and sells the song like his life depends on it but the writing was on the wall for D:Ream. They would only have two further UK hits (and one of those peaked at No 40) before Cunnah descended into a cocaine addiction and rehab. From then on, all the band had to look forward to was a life of perpetual rereleases of “Things Can Only Get Better” and the perception (wrongly) that it was the only hit they ever had.

I guess you could be forgiven for forgetting about Amy Grant as she only ever had three UK hits, the last of which was this, her version of Joni Mitchell’s “Big Yellow Taxi”. Now, if ever a single had a chart life span in the 90s that experienced cautious traction, this was it. Bucking the dominant trend of records going straight in and straight out of the charts, its Top 40 run was:

29 – 27 – 27 – 26 – 20 – 21 – 29 – 39

Slower than a taxi ride in the London rush hour. Or displaying remarkable tenacity and durability you could argue. Grant continues to records and release new material though they mostly seem to be either Christmas or Christian music albums.

Although I’ve never really made the time to listen to this next artist, I certainly haven’t forgotten her. For years, I lumped PJ Harvey into the same basket as Björk; not musically but as an artist who I believed I could never get into. As such, I studiously avoided her and her work. She was too weird and dark for my pop sensibilities and, as with the EMF Best Of album earlier, I was happy with my choice. Fast forward nearly 30 years and, just as with Björk, I wonder if I was maybe mistaken. I’ve quite enjoyed some of the Icelandic singer’s appearances in these TOTP repeats and watching PJ Harvey here on her debut on the show, I actually don’t mind “C’mon Billy”. Taken from her third album “To Bring You My Love”, it creeps about menacingly but with a hook that resounds in your head long after the song has finished. Maybe I should investigate some of her back catalogue. Maybe.

I wasn’t the only person who felt like I used to about PJ Harvey MBE back in the day. My aforementioned friend Robin saw her on an episode of Later…with Jools Holland when he was in the studio audience and disliked her performance so much, he gave her the rods at the end of it as the camera panned round. I’m not sure which appearance it was though and haven’t managed to spot him fingers aloft on the ones I’ve found on YouTube yet.

*checks again*

Still nothing. Ah well. As with investigating PJ Harvey’s back catalogue, I’ll keep on checking.

Robson & Jerome have been toppled (for now)! Hurray! Oh shite! They’ve been replaced by The Outhere Brothers! BOO! BOO! Yes, for the second time in 1995, this pair of dolts have secured themselves a UK No 1 record with “Boom Boom Boom”. How?! Why?! Was it anything to do with the track being taken up by other fanbases. For example, Newcastle United fans adopted it as a terrace chant by changing the words to “Toon, Toon, Toon”*. No, surely not.

*Toon is how they refer to themselves and being a reflection of the way the word ‘town’ is pronounced in a Geordie accent despite Newcastle being a city and not a town. Yeah, that’s just mad isn’t it?

Apparently, the duo were the first act to have their first two singles go to No 1 in the UK since New Kids On The Block in 1990. If I remember them correctly, their hits, like The Outhere Brothers, also relied upon nonsensical, shout-a-long choruses, in their case mainly revolving around the word “oh”.

Here’s something we’ve not had for a while on the show. – a single that never made the UK Top 40. That may be the reason why I don’t recall Heavy Stereo. Wikipedia tells me that they never actually had a single that got past No 45 in the charts despite four attempts of which this one, “Sleep Freak”, was the first. Listening to it now, it sounds very derivative with a definite glam rock beat to it. Hang on! There is something familiar about them! Yes, the lead singer is Gem Archer who would later join Oasis and go on to play in both Liam Gallagher’s Beady Eye and his brother’s Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds. Maybe some things are definitely best left forgotten.

https://youtu.be/5cVJ9qBeHFg?si=ugbAbC1NusK4mi2z

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Diana King	Shy Guy	No
2	Shaggy featuring Rayvon	In The Summertime	As if
3	Bobby Brown	Humpin’ Around	Nope
4	EMF / Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer	I’m A Believer	Nah
5	Michael Jackson	Childhood	God no!
6	D:Ream	Shoot Me With Your Love	I did not
7	Amy Grant	Big Yellow Taxi	Negative
8	PJ Harvey	C’mon Billy	No but maybe I was wrong
9	The Outhere Brothers	Boom Boom Boom	Away with you!
10	Heavy Stereo	Sleep Freak	It’s a no

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001sx1m/top-of-the-pops-06071995

TOTP 22 JUN 1995

Posted on December 1, 2023 by 80stastic

These mid 90s TOTPs were all over the place musically. I’m looking for some sort of thread that links the acts on this particular show together and apart from an over arching theme of dance music, I can’t really detect one – it’s all a bit…not exactly eclectic but more…well…haphazard. There’s Britpop, soft rock, cover versions, a novelty record…and Mike And The Mechanics. If the running order is unpredictable one thing that is completely, absolutely unequivocally guaranteed is that host Simon ‘Smug’ Mayo will trot out a string of lame lines that he thinks are shit-your-pants funny. What a plank.

1995 really was in the midst of an identity crisis. Look at the opening act – the prince of Eurodance Haddaway had somehow managed to secure himself four consecutive Top 10 hits between 1993 and early 1994 but the wheels had pretty much come off by this point. His second album “The Drive” did nothing in the UK (I’m not sure we even stocked it in Our Price as I don’t know it’s cover art at all) but somehow its lead single “Fly Away” propelled him into our charts one more time despite everybody knowing (including himself surely) that he was living on borrowed time. Being a resourceful lad, he’s decided the best way to extend his shelf life was to do his best 2 Unlimited impression complete with bringing in a female vocalist to accompany him just to hammer home the Ray and Anita comparison. I guess it worked as “Fly Away” made it to No 20 but this track surely didn’t live long in anyone’s memory.

It’s the aforementioned Mike + The Mechanics next with the title track from their latest album “Beggar On A Beach Of Gold” though curiously they’ve added an ‘A’ to the title of the single. “A Beggar On A Beach Of Gold” was the follow up to “Over My Shoulder” which performed well reaching No 12 in the charts. Its successor couldn’t repeat that though peaking at No 33. Was there a reason for this? Well, this track has Paul Young (not that one) on lead vocals whereas “Over My Shoulder” saw Paul Carrack doing the heaving lifting when it came to the singing. Now, wasn’t their biggest hit “The Living Years” also sung by Carrack so is there a pattern emerging here?

*checks Mike + The Mechanics discography*

Hmm. Not really. Paul Young was the vocalist on “Word Of Mouth”, “Silent Running (On Dangerous Ground)” and “All I Need Is A Miracle” which were all UK Top 40 hits. I’m sure OMD went through a small phase in the mid 80s where their singles sung by Paul Humphreys were hits but those that had Andy McCluskey on the microphone didn’t though. The only other band that comes to mind where the vocals were shared is Tears For Fears but they had big hits with songs sung by both Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal. I seem to be looking at a theory that doesn’t hold water so I’ll move on.

The sadly departed Paul Young (still not that one) was also the singer in Sad Café best known for the hits “My Oh My” (not the Slade song!) and “Everyday Hurts” though I have to say that watching Paul here, I’m not reminded of those hits but taken aback by his resemblance to the actor, screenwriter and novelist Mark Gatiss or rather Mark Gatiss as a League Of Gentlemen character. Perhaps Les McQueen of Crème Brulée?

We’re back to the dance music now with another airing of the video for “(Everybody’s Got To Learn Sometime) I Need Your Loving” by Baby D. A take on The Korgis’ hit of the same name (almost), it was at its chart peak of No 3 this week so not quite equalling the success of their chart topper “Let Me Be Your Fantasy”. Baby D herself was one Dee Fearon and if that surname sounds familiar then it could be due to this guy…

Yes, Dee is married to Phil Fearon of Galaxy fame. You may recall him having a clutch of jaunty pop hits in the mid 80s. A little known fact is that Phil also had a song with the word ‘fantasy’ in it that also got to the top of a chart – sadly for Phil it was the Best of the Rest chart as his single “Fantasy Real” peaked at that most unfortunate of chart positions No 41 in 1983. Yes, Phil’s fantasy of a No 1 record wasn’t real. He should have asked his wife about how to bag a chart topper. “What Do I Do?” indeed.

As predictable as a controversial VAR decision every weekend, here comes Simon Mayo with some inappropriate reference during his link to the next act. Introducing “Shoot Me With Your Love” by D:Ream, he makes some asinine comment about selling bullets to Iran which I’m assuming was his attempt at being topical as the US imposed oil and trade sanctions on Iran over their sponsorship of terrorism, pursuit of nuclear weapons and hostility to the Israeli – Palestinian peace process in this year. Yeah, nice one Mayo. Nothing was off limits to you was it in your pursuit of a cheap gag. What a prick! And look at what he’s wearing to present a music programme reflecting current trends – a shirt and tie! He was only three months away from his 37th birthday at the time of this broadcast – not exactly down with the kids was he?

As for D:Ream, this was the lead single from their second album “World” and the majority of the online reaction to it after this TOTP repeat aired on BBC4 recently went along the lines of “Bloody Hell! Robbie Williams nicked this tune for ‘Let Me Entertain You’!”. I have to say I concur. The chorus hook of both songs is interchangeable. I didn’t I notice this at the time, probably because:

Robbie’s song wasn’t released until nearly three years after D:Ream’s single
“Shoot Me With Your Love” was hardly that memorable a tune in the first place. Come on, D:Ream are remembered for one song and one song only by the vast majority of people!

Anyway, it did reach No 7 which isn’t to be sniffed at (“Let Me Entertain You” peaked at No 3) whilst parent album “World” also did pretty well with a chart high of No 5 though it sold five times less copies than its predecessor “D:Ream On Vol 1”.

More identity crisis stuff now. A big ballad from a dance act? Maybe it’s more of an anthem than a ballad but even so. Despite being one of M People’s best known songs, “Search For The Hero” is not one of the band’s biggest hits. The third single from their “Bizarre Fruit” album, it did stretch their run of consecutive Top 10 hits to eight but I would have thought it peaked much higher than No 9. Not so. Its status might be due to the fact that its profile was raised not once but twice by external factors. Firstly, a year after its release, it was used as the music for a Peugeot 406 car advert and then, on 29 June 1996, M People performed it at a celebratory concert at Old Trafford to mark the final match of the Euro 96 football tournament. Heather Small was so attached to the idea of the song that she basically rewrote it as her first solo single in 2000 and called it “Proud”. Again, it was latched upon for a sporting purpose becoming the official theme for the London 2012 Olympic bid and, of course, was used as a running gag throughout the BBC sit com Miranda.

It wasn’t just Heather Small who liked to recycle though (as she did by taking “Search For The Hero” and turning it into “Proud”). M People’s record label Deconstruction reused the whole “Bizarre Fruit” album by rereleasing it as “Bizarre Fruit II” just a year later with the radio edits of “Search For The Hero” and “Love Rendezvous” replacing the original album versions plus the band’s version of “Itchycoo Park” by Small Faces added to the track listing. Cheeky blighters.

And now, perhaps one of the most pointless cover versions of all time – Amy Grant’s take on Joni Mitchell’s “Big Yellow Taxi”. Why? Just…why? Well, to get a hit obviously but sheesh, this is totally without merit. A sanitised, horribly 90s version of a song when the original is so well known? No thanks. Amy doesn’t even do the infamous high/low vocal followed by the cringy laugh at the end. Maybe she thought that was a step too far? Maybe she thought that would be disrespectful to Joni? Maybe she thought she was being respectful by not doing it?

For whatever reason, enough punters bought this to send it to No 20 in the UK singles chart, Amy’s biggest hit since “Baby Baby” made No 2 in 1991. Surely it isn’t possible that people didn’t know the 1970 original? Or maybe they were reminded of it but in the pre-streaming days of 1995, the closest thing to having access to Joni’s song (unless you shelled out for the “Ladies Of The Canyon” album it was on) was to buy the Amy Grant version? Not everything was simpler back in the day I guess.

It’s the kings of the TOTP exclusive next as, for what seems like the umpteenth time, Bon Jovi are here with, yep, another ‘exclusive performance’. This time it’s to promote their new album “These Days” which was released the week after this show aired and which would knock Michael Jackson’s “HIStory” Best Of off the top of the charts. There’s no Niagara Falls or American Football stadium location tonight though as they are in the TOTP studio in person. The song they perform here is the album’s title track and, for what it’s worth, it’s pretty good I think. Now I have been known in the past to not be immune to the guilty pleasure that is the Jovi – I once refused to leave a nightclub in Sunderland until I’d danced to them despite being legless through drink – so I may be a little biased but still, I think the song holds up. More reflective and mature than some of their earlier, bombastic stadium rock.

Jon seems to have grown out that shorter haircut he was sporting for the “Always” single back in the Autumn of 1994 and there’s also a change in the band line up as original bass player Alex John Such has been replaced by Hugh McDonald. This track would eventually be released as the fourth single from the album in February 1996 so we may see it again when the BBC4 repeats get to that point in time.

Simon Mayo has another one of his ludicrous non sequiturs for us next as he states that Bon Jovi had recently picked up two Kerrang! awards and a Kerplunk award. For God’s sake man, please just stop!

Right, on with the music and what’s going on here then? Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer teaming up with EMF to do a cover of “I’m A Believer”? Well, it seems to me that in the case of Vic and Bob, they had a history both with this song (it was performed by Vic on the first ever TV show of Vic Reeves’ Big Night Out) and with teaming up with indie rock bands to do cover versions (they, of course, collaborated with The Wonderstuff to take Tommy Roe’s “Dizzy” to No 1 in 1991). As for EMF, it looks to me like a desperate attempt to restart their career which had exploded with UK No 3 and US No 1 “Unbelievable” in 1990. The success of that single and parent album “Schubert Dip” hadn’t sustained and their latest album “Cha Cha Cha” (released in March 1995) had peaked at No 30 and yielded just one minor hit single. By comparison, Vic and Bob were flying with a second series of The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer having just finished airing. It made sense to associate yourself with a successful act when you’re trying to regain your own popularity and if the plan was to bag themselves a massive seller then it was a case of mission accomplished as “I’m A Believer” peaked at No 3. However, this would prove to be a temporary return to glories. One final throw of the dice in the form of the wonderful follow up single “Afro King” failed to make the Top 40. The band split not long after though have reformed at various points down the years and are currently a functioning entity.

I read Bob Mortimer’s autobiography recently and he comes across as a very humble, vulnerable and warm human being. He was actually very shy as a school kid which looks at odds with his exuberant performance here. One last thing, what was the deal with EMF and songs with the word ‘believe’ in them? “Unbelievable”, “I Believe”, “I’m A Believer”…I would liked to have heard them take on Bucks Fizz’s “Land Of Make Believe” – now that really would make for an interesting cover version!

Six weeks now for Robson & Jerome at No 1 with “Unchained Melody”. SIX WEEKS! I never watched Soldier Soldier, the TV series that spawned this duo so I dug out the infamous clip on YouTube. Here it is…

Hmm. I can’t really see why this scene would have ignited a clamour to be able to buy and own a copy of these two actors doing “Unchained Melody” if I’m honest. If only YouTube had been around back then, maybe all those people who bought the record would have been satiated by being able to watch this clip over and over again instead and we wouldn’t have had to endure Robson & Jerome at all!

The play out track is “Daydreamer” by Menswear but they will be in the studio on the next episode of the show so I’ll keep this short. This was the band’s second single release but their first to be made available extensively after debut “I’ll Manage Somehow” was only printed in very limited quantities meaning that it couldn’t sell enough copies to get in the charts. “Daydreamer” therefore became the band’s first Top 40 hit when it peaked at No 14, also its debut entry position.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Haddaway	Fly Away	Never happening
2	Mike + The Mechanics	A Beggar On A Beach Of Gold	Nope
3	Baby D	(Everybody’s Got To Learn Sometime) I Need Your Loving	No thanks
4	D:Ream	Shoot Me With Your Love	Nah
5	M People	Search For The Hero	No
6	Amy Grant	Big Yellow Taxi	Negative
7	Bon Jovi	These Days	I did not
8	Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer / EMF	I’m A Believer	I wasn’t – no
9	Robson & Jerome	Unchained Melody	As if
10	Menswear	Daydreamer	And no

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001snq6/top-of-the-pops-22061995

TOTP 16 JUN 1994

Posted on April 13, 2023 by 80stastic

It’s the middle of June 1994 and before we get started on this week’s TOTP, it’s time I popped back into my personal life to see what I was up to back then. After three moves in four months at work, I’d ended up back where I’d started my career at Our Price at the Market Street store in Manchester. Despite being apprehensive initially, I’d kind of settled into being back there and was about to clock up a solid six months when everything changed again. The store manager took me aside one day and told me that he’d got a job at HMV (traitor!) and would be leaving soon. Fair play, good luck to him and all that but his change of employer would have ramifications for me.

The manager asked to replace him was my old boss at the Market Street store who I liked and so I had no concerns about him coming in. Unfortunately, he had some concerns about me. It was nothing personal but he was overseeing the start up of two new Our Price stores at Manchester airport and would continue with that as well as managing the Market Street branch. As such, he wouldn’t be around that much and wanted a more experienced Assistant Manager than me in place and so a guy from down South who wanted a move up North was transferred into my position.

So where did that leave me? Area management shunted me up the road to the Piccadilly store. It was my worst nightmare come true. The Piccadilly store had quite the reputation for a…let’s say ‘colourful’ clientele. In other words it’s where all the scallies and shoplifters hung out. They employed a full time security guard there (we didn’t have one at Market Street). Plus, they were a single floor store and the trading area was massive which made it hard to police plus a lot of work to make it look appealing to customers. We had two floors at Market Street but they were much smaller in size and much more manageable. To say I wasn’t keen on going there was an understatement. Somebody jokingly wrote in my leaving card that he’d heard they’d installed gun turrets at Piccadilly to control the scallies. Gulp! In the end, I lasted about five months in Piccadilly and hated nearly every minute. Not long after I arrived, the security guard left and a new guy came in. I’d had a look in the previous incumbent’s security log one day and it was full of entries that just said ‘nothing to report’. My experience of the store couldn’t have been further removed from that assessment. The new security bloke was shit hot at catching shoplifters and I spent most of my days sat with him and his latest capture in the shop kitchen waiting for the police to arrive. The previous guy had worn a security outfit and spent most his time chatting to the staff as far as I could see. This new fella wore ‘undercover’ clothes and loved nothing more than apprehending thieves and there seemed to be lots of them to catch. I just wanted to sell some records to punters. I didn’t want any of this. My time there will probably influence my opinions on the songs on TOTP for the next few months as most of them I associate with my miserable experience in Piccadilly. You have been warned.

Right. With all that said, it’s time for the show and we have another ‘golden mic’ guest presenter this week in the form of Angus Deayton. You remember him. The gangly looking bloke who hosted Have I Got News For You and was in One Foot In The Grave as Victor Meldrew’s neighbour. Whatever happened to him? Well, the short answer is cocaine and prostitutes. In May 2002, The News Of The World exposed his extra curricular activities leading to an excruciating appearance on HIGNFY where he was mercilessly teased by Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. After more allegations in the October, Deayton was dismissed from the show and despite continuing to work in TV and radio, his media profile has never been as high since. Back in 1994 though, his choice as TOTP host made perfect sense. He was a confident presenter and his suave demeanour even led to him being labelled as ‘TV’s Mr Sex’ in Time Out magazine. Oh the irony.

The first act Deayton has to introduce are The Grid who are riding high in the charts with their hit “Swamp Thing”. There’s a lot going on in this performance and most of it is pretty weird. I have to start with the banjo player who is hooked up to some machinery which is giving me heavy A Clockwork Orange vibes, specifically the scene where Alex undergoes aversion therapy with his eyes pulled permanently open. Then there’s the guy who seems to have fashioned himself a crown of safety pins. Finally, the fact that everyone on stage is dressed head to toe in white and safety pin guy has the slogan ‘No pain, no gain’ in big black letters on his top makes it all look like you’re watching Wham! performing “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” in their ‘Choose Life’ T-shirts but if you were coming down from a bad trip. As I said, decidedly weird.

Just when I thought the time of 2 Unlimited was coming to an end and despite their last single being on its way down the charts at No 32 this week, the TOTP producers have still managed to manufacture yet another slot for them to appear on the show. “No One” was a track from their album “Real Things” which, rather surprisingly to me, was the No 1 album this particular week. It would eventually be released as a single three months later and peaked at No 17 which presents the frightening prospect of it being on the show again a few weeks down the line. For all the accusations against them that their songs all sounded the same, this one was slightly different. I mean, it wasn’t a big ballad or anything but it didn’t t seem to have that 2 Unlimited bpm urgency. In fact, it sounds like any other Eurodance hit of the time which wasn’t a good thing either in my book. Oh, and what was with the oversized wrap around glasses the backing band are wearing? Was it meant to represent anonymity, as in ‘No One’. I’m probably overthinking it which I doubt 2 Unlimited did.

https://youtu.be/15ucWhy9eKQ

It’s the video for “Anytime You Need A Friend” by Mariah Carey next. You may recall that she flew over to appear on the show in person to perform the song the other week. Wikipedia informs me that this was the first promo in which Mariah has straightened hair as opposed to her cascading curls. And the world was never the same again.

Talking of world altering events, an NHS choir called Breathe Harmony recorded a version of the song during the COVID-19 pandemic with contributions from over 100 staff recorded at home on mobile phones that were put together into one video. That film came to the attention of Mariah herself who tweeted that it had brought tears to her eyes (in a good way). The recording was eventually released as a single to raise money for two NHS charities. Mariah’s original peaked at No 8 in the UK.

Finally a D:Ream hit that isn’t a re-release of a previous single. After “Things Can Only Get Better” (once) and “U R The Best Thing” (twice) had been given the re-release treatment to great effect realising No 1 and No 4 hits respectively, here comes “Take Me Away”. However, like its predecessors, it was a track on the band’s debut album “D:Ream On Volume 1”. Truth be told, it’s not a great song and this was reflected in its chart peak of No 18. It probably should gave remained an album track. Peter Cunnah sounds ever so slightly out of breath doing a live vocal here and he’s also not wearing his trademark chequered suit. Maybe the two are related – no suit equals laboured vocals, like Samson and his lack of strength once his hair was cut off.

Professor Brian Cox watch update: That’s not him again is it?

Twice in the same show?! After pulling a fast one to get 2 Unlimited on the show once more, the TOTP producers have done the same again for Toni Braxton. Not content with having been a regular on the show for the whole of 1994, Ric Blaxill and co have come up with a way of squeezing her into the running order despite not having a single that was in the charts at the time. Again like 2 Unlimited before her, “Love Shoulda Brought You Home” would would eventually be released from her album and become a No 33 hit. Unlike 2 Unlimited, the song was actually her debut single release (in the US) back in 1992. It also appeared on the soundtrack to the Eddie Murphy movie Boomerang alongside Boyz II Men’s “End Of The Road”.

As for the performance here, is this the first time Toni has been in the TOTP studio in person? In the past she seems to have done a lot of those live by satellite turns. A more pertinent question though might be why has she been styled to look like Halle Berry in the film version of The Flintstones?

We do have a live by satellite performance next but as Toni Braxton was over in the UK anyway, the slot has gone to Spin Doctors who are showcasing their song “Cleopatra’s Cat”, the lead single from their sophomore album “Turn It Upside Down”. I don’t wish to be unkind but this was utterly pointless from start to finish. Firstly, the song is dreadful – it sounds like it was worked up out of a noodling jam session and some nonsensical lyrics were overlaid as a guide vocal. Ah yes the lyrics – some meandering bollocks about Roman general Mark Antony not being able to outwit the cat of his girlfriend Cleopatra, the ruler of Egypt from 51 to 30 BC. I’m sure it’s probably a metaphor for something but really, who cares? It was certainly no “Two Princes”.

Secondly, theres the staging of it. How we were meant to get excited about seeing some disheveled hippy types performing on a boat on the East River surrounded by some skyscrapers, I’m not sure. “Cleopatra’s Cat” peaked at No 29 and was their last UK Top 40 hit.

Still with Chaka Demus and Pliers? In the Summer of 1994? Fear not though as “I Wanna Be Your Man” would be their penultimate UK Top 40 hit. Yet another track from their “Tease Me” album, this one is nothing to do with the Lennon -McCartney song recorded by both The Beatles and The Rolling Stones but rather is the usual staple we’d come to expect from the duo with Pliers singing about a “sexy lady”and getting the “cherry from the cherry tree” before Chaka Demus blows in like a foghorn with his toasting. He even begins with a “Here me know” – please spare us.

After one final hit with “Gal Wine”, they would try (and fail) to score a further hit in 1996 with a cover of “Every Kinda People” by Robert Palmer talking of whom…

I don’t think Robert Palmer had been on TOTP since he performed his Marvin Gaye mashup hit “Mercy Mercy Me / I Want You” in 1990. The most likely reason for this would be that he hadn’t had any UK Top 40 hits since then and this new single “Girl U Want” would not reverse that trend peaking at No 57. So why was he on the show then?Maybe it was a change of direction brought in by new producer Ric Blaxill where the artist’s name and fame was considered bigger and more important than their chart position? In any case, it fitted in with the unconventionality of this particular show being, as it was, the third song on that wasn’t a current hit single after 2 Unlimited and Toni Braxton.

I didn’t know until now that this was actually a cover of a track by US New Wavers Devo but it is although it’s definitely been given the Palmer treatment. He’s made it sound like a companion piece to his 1988 song “Simply Irresistible” which is no bad thing in my book. Bob looks as suave as ever in this performance though I do wonder if many of the youths in the studio audience had a clue who he was. Tragically, Palmer would be dead in nine years from a heart attack.

Right, how many weeks are we up to for Wet Wet Wet’s version of “Love Is All Around” being at No 1? Three is it? Just another twelve to go after this then! Maybe it’s time to discuss the original recording of the song now. Asked to name any songs by The Troggs, I’d have got “Wild Thing” and “Love Is All Around” and probably nothing else. It turns out though that in addition to those two, they had another six Top 40 hits between 1966 and 1968 including a No 1 (“With A Girl Like You”). After that point, the hits quickly vanished and a reluctance to tour in the US until 1968 meant they failed to consolidate on the success of “Wild Thing” topping the charts over there.

Changes of record label failed to improve the band’s commercial fortunes and even resorting to the extreme option of re-recording “Wild Thing” with Oliver Reed and Alex Higgins failed to make a splash (if you don’t count Reed’s infamous drunken promotional appearance on The Word). They did, however, earn some credibility points when they recorded an album with REM called “Athens Andover” in the early 90s. The collaboration came about after Michael Stipe and co had covered “Love Is All Around” in concert. Wanna hear it? OK then…

Better than the Wets version? I’ll leave that for you to decide. Troggs lead singer Reg Presley famously spent the royalties from it on researching crop circles and UFOs releasing his findings in a book published in 2002 called Wild Things They Don’t Tell Us.

The play out song this week is another cover version – “Word Up” as done by Gun. Originally a hit for Cameo in 1986 of course, these Scottish rockers recorded it for the lead single of their third album “Swagger” to reactivate a career which had stalled rather since their debut hit “Better Days” in 1989. As we have seen so many times in these TOTP reviews, cover versions are a great way of securing a chart hit when one is needed and so it was with “Word Up” which gave Gun their biggest ever hit when it made No 8. I always quite liked their rock-tastic take on the track but I would have sworn it came out later in the decade than 1994. Five years on, Mel B also had a hit with a cover of “Word Up” taking her version to No 13.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	The Grid	Swamp Thing	No
2	2 Unlimited	No One	As if
3	Mariah Carey	Anytime You Need A Friend	Nah
4	D:Ream	Take Me Away	I did not
5	Toni Braxton	Love Shoulda Brought You Home	Nope
6	Spin Doctors	Cleopatra’s Cat	No chance
7	Chaka Demus and Pliers	I Wanna Be Your Man	Never happening
8	Robert Palmer	Girl U Want	Negative
9	Wet Wet Wet	Love Is All Around	I didn’t
10	Gun	Word Up	Liked it, didn’t buy it

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001kkll/top-of-the-pops-16061994

TOTP 24 MAR 1994

Posted on February 28, 2023 by 80stastic

This is the eighth show since new producer Ric Blaxill took over the TOTP reins and by my reckoning the breakdown of presenter appearances after bringing back the Radio 1 DJs is as follows:

Simon Mayo – 4
Mark Goodier – 2
Bruno Brookes – 1
Robbie Williams and Mark Owen from Take That (guest presenters) – 1

What was this blatant favouritism for Simon ‘Smug’ Mayo?! I’ve stated my dislike for him many times on this blog but he seems to be even more self satisfied (if that were possible) since returning to the show after the three year hiatus imposed by the Stanley Appel era. It’s as if he’s subliminally saying to the watching TV audience “See, told you the show would suffer if I wasn’t on it”. Tonight, he’s full of football related comments during his segues (Mayo is a Spurs supporter) to show…what exactly? That he was an original ‘lad’ before ‘lad culture’ when into hyperdrive in the mid 90s? Nob.

Before the opening titles of tonight’s show we get a message to camera from Salt ‘N’ Pepa advertising their upcoming appearance later on live by satellite from New York and then we’re straight into it. Opening the show are D:Ream with “U R The Best Thing” although Mayo seems to have confused them with “Groove Is In The Heart” hitmakers Deee-Lite judging by his intro. “OK. Deee-liteful, deee-lovely… err…D: Ream” he quips in his intro. Yes, I know he hasn’t really confused the two acts and that he’s trying out what he believes to be a humorous line but it just isn’t funny. At all. Or is he yet again trying to demonstrate his huge knowledge of pop music. Ooh look at me! I know about a record that was in the charts four years ago! I say again…nob.

It is D:Ream though who surely couldn’t believe their luck given the chart run they were on. Having managed to carve out a couple of medium sized hits the previous year with this track and “Things Can Only Get Better”, they must have thought that those needed to be consolidated on with some new hit material. The usual pop career strategy wasn’t for them though as they embarked upon an even more successful commercial run using the same songs. Talk about recycling; D:Ream were pop’s great environmentalists! In their defence, this was a Perfecto remix of the original track just as “Things Can Only Get Better” was remixed for re-release and they did then put out some different tracks from their album as their next two singles. Their had been speculation that they would move onto “Unforgiven” and “Star/ I Like It” which had also been Top 30 hits in 1993. There is no defence of Peter Cunnah’s chequed suits though. This version of “U R The Best Thing” peaked at No 4.

https://youtu.be/fCjZEAXyTU4

What’s this then? A track by Soul Asylum that isn’t “Runaway Train”? Yes it is and it’s title affords Simon Mayo the opportunity to air his first side-splitting football reference of the night. “And now it’s Soul Asylum playing Eric Cantona’s favourite record “Somebody To Shove” he tells us, so obviously pleased with himself. His comment needs putting in context 29 years on to make sense of it. Cantona had been sent off twice in four days for violent conduct in the week that this TOTP aired. Ok, we get it Mayo but it’s still not a genuinely entertaining line is it?

Anyway, enough of my disdain for the host, what about the music? It seems that Soul Asylum were doing a D:Ream in that they were in a cycle of re-releasing singles one after the other. Their most well known song “Runaway Train” was originally released in June of 1993 and came to a premature halt at No 37. “Somebody To Shove” was pushed out as the follow up in the September and peaked at No 34. Then “Runaway Train” was given the green light again and this time ran as far as No 7 over the Christmas period. And finally “Somebody To Shove” was put into motion as its follow up for a second time in March 1993. I think I need some asylum for my poor brain let alone my soul. Was it all with it? Well, “Somebody To Shove” peaked two places higher on the UK charts second time around at No 32 and it’s a decent rock tune in the vein of recent chart stars Gin Blossoms but it didn’t have the cut through pull of “Runaway Train” in the same way that casual punters never went for any of Extreme’s material other than “More Than Words”. As for Eric Cantona, there was much worse to come the following year in the shoving stakes.

It’s another outing for that live by satellite performance from New York of “Dry County” by Bon Jovi next which acts as the soundtrack to the chart countdown. I haven’t got much else to say about this one having already discussed it previously so I’ll instead talk about their single previous to this one. Why? Well, it was called “I Believe” which was also the title of two different hit singles in the chart around this time by Marcella Detroit and Sounds Of Blackness. It got me thinking about how many other songs there are called “I Believe”. Well, there’s EMF’s follow up to “Unbelievable”, Tears For Fears’ fifth single from their “Songs From The Big Chair” album and the song that both Frankie Laine and the execrable Robson & Jerome took to No 1. My personal favourite though, if we ignore the brackets, is Stevie Wonder’s “I Believe (When I Fall In Love It Will Be Forever)”. As Alan Partridge might say ‘lovely stuff’.

I’m guessing that if asked to come up with a list of boy bands from the 90s, Worlds Apart wouldn’t be one of the first names on it. Take That? Obviously. Boyzone? Of course. Westlife? Indubitably. East 17? Were they a boy band? Go on then. After that you might have to delve a bit deeper to come up with names like 5ive, 911, A1 and Another Level. Then there’s the American counterparts that made huge impacts both sides of the Atlantic. New Kids On The Block, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, even Hanson maybe? Worlds Apart though? Well if you were asking the question in the rest of Europe, Japan, South Korea, Thailand, Hong Kong etc then they might well be the first and immediate response. They were massive in those territories, immersing themselves in people’s consciousness to the extent that they had their own brand of orange juice and Haribo sweets in the shape of their heads! The reaction to them in the UK was lukewarm at best though. Their albums absolutely tanked over here and they only troubled the Top 40 singles chart compilers on four occasions with their best return being this No 15 hit, a cover of The Detroit Spinners’ “Could It Be I’m Falling In Love”.

Looking at them here, they have all the classic boy band ingredients:

There’s five of them
At least two of them have the 90s curtains haircut
One of them looks like John Barrowman
They’re all wearing oversized, unbuttoned shirts over T-shirts and one of them has the obligatory waistcoat on
Their doing a cover version

It’s all very predictable but also validates their boy band credentials so why weren’t they bigger over here. Perhaps we should just not worry about it and thank our lucky stars they weren’t. Where were David Grant and Jaki Graham when you needed them though?

Back with Simon Mayo and he’s in the groove now with his football-related segues. After having referenced French striker Jean-Pierre Papin in his intro to Worlds Apart – his beloved Spurs were reportedly interested in signing him from AC Milan but it never came to anything (could it be were falling in love with Jean -Pierre Papin? Geddit?) – he’s now resorted to taking the piss out of other teams. In his sights tonight were Swindon Town who were struggling at the bottom of the Premier League at the time. “OK, 9 – 10 – 12 – 12 – 10 – 9 – 7. No, not Swindon’s goal against tally, it’s the last eight chart positions for Reel 2 Real.” Right, I’ve fact-checked this statement and whilst the chart positions are correct, Simon appears to not be able to count as there the last seven chart positions not eight you arse! So far tonight we have established they Mayo is not funny, a football bully and his grasp of even the most basic of numbers is appalling. What a guy!

Anyway, about Reel 2 Real featuring Mad Stuntman (to quote their full artist title), that is quite the rollercoaster of a chart journey. Their single “I Like To Move It” certainly had legs. It would ultimately spend 11 weeks inside the Top 10 and 15 inside the Top 20. In total it spent 5 months on the Top 100. Given all of the above, why had TOTP ignored it until now? After all, it was one one hell of an ear worm although it wasn’t especially welcome in my auditory system. Wasn’t this just a 2 Unlimited / K7 hybrid? And why didn’t they call it “I Like To Move It (Move It)”?

Impressive as its 1994 chart life was, that was nothing to the legacy it has amassed since. It has been heavily used in the Madagascar film franchise and has also made its way into the gaming world via Singstar Dance and Fortnite. I’m pretty sure it was also the inspiration for this Top 5 hit later in the year…

Now, after a run of over nine years, we have to say goodbye to the Breakers section which was jettisoned by new producer Ric Blaxill after this show. It first appeared on TOTP in January 1985 and whilst I understand the concept behind it, the slot had become unwieldy and unworkable with often as many as five tracks crammed into a 2 minute time frame. Anyway, for what it’s worth, these were the last of them starting with The Brand New Heavies. Having garnered critical acclaim with their first two albums – the eponymous debut and “Heavy Rhyme Experience, Vol 1.”, the band would discover the secret to combining that with commercial popularity with the release of third album “Brother Sister”. A platinum selling, No 4 charting collection of songs, its appeal was no doubt helped by the inclusion of the band’s cover of Maria Muldaur’s “Midnight At The Oasis” which weirdly was omitted from the US version of the album. I’m getting ahead of myself though. The lead single was “Dream On Dreamer”. A radio friendly, acid jazz infused soul/pop track, it would peak at No 15 becoming their biggest hit at the time.

Here come Roxette next with the video for their single “Sleeping In My Car”. The promo is set in what seems to be an underground car park and reminds me of the video for Duran Duran’s “The Chauffeur” the final scenes of which are set in a similar location. The Duran video is filmed in black and white (as are parts of Roxette’s) and was inspired by Liliana Cavani’s erotic and disturbing cult film The Night Porter. Whilst “The Chauffeur” is all very stylised and has high artistic pretensions, the “Sleeping In My Car” promo seems a lot less aesthetic and if it was influenced by a film, it was probably Rita, Sue And Bob Too.

The final (ever) Breaker is one of those aforementioned “I Believe” songs from Sounds Of Blackness. The track was written and produced by the legendary Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis (who produced the rest of parent album “Africa To America: The Journey Of The Drum”). Apparently they were convinced to work with the 40 strong collective after taking their long time collaborator Janet Jackson to one of their shows and witnessed her enthusiastic response to them.

“I Believe” peaked at a very impressive No 17 and they followed it up with “Gloryland”, the official theme song of World Cup USA 94 which they recorded with Daryl Hall.

Time for that Salt ‘N’ Pepa live by satellite exclusive now. Simon Mayo is back with his spectacularly unfunny one liners, blathering on about Finsbury Park tube station but it doesn’t distract from the performance. It should be stated, of course, that “Whatta Man” was a collaboration with En Vogue. Up to this point, both artists had a chequered history when it came to UK hit singles. For En Vogue that meant a huge debut song in 1990 (“Hold On” – No 5) followed by three releases that all failed to chart. Then another massive song in 1992 (“My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It) – No 4) then a run of three middling hits and two chart flops before “Whatta Man”. As for Salt ‘N’ Pepa, it was a similar story with huge hits (“Push It”, “Twist And Shout”, “Let’s Talk About Sex”) punctuated by smaller ones (“Shake Your Thang”, “Shoop”, “You Showed Me”). It was probably mutually beneficial to both parties to join forces to seek out a huge record.

And whatta hit! A No 7 in the UK and No 3 in America, it sold 200,000 copies in the former and 1,000,000 in the latter. It’s not hard to hear why. The combination of En Vogue’s silky vocals with Salt ‘N’ Pepa’s sublime, chiming rhymes made for a killer track. The performance here is full of sass and swagger and a large cast but I’m not sure that En Vogue are any of them. That’s not them on vocals at the back of the set is it? So what happened next? For Salt ‘N’ Pepa, “Whatta Man” would prove to be the final time they made the UK Top 10 though they did return to the charts on four further occasions though none of those entries got any higher than No 19. En Vogue faired better. Their 1997 album “EV3” went platinum in the States and furnished them with one last huge hit in “Don’t Let Go (Love)” which went to No 5 in the UK and No 2 in the US.

The Take That juggernaut continues to play fast and loose with chart records. “Everything Changes” was the title track of their second album but it was also their fourth consecutive single to enter the charts at No 1 which it will do the week after next. Their first chart topper to feature Robbie Williams on lead vocals (he took on that role for the band’s cover of Barry Manilow’s “Could It Be Magic” but that peaked at No 3), it was also specifically written for him by Gary Barlow as a deliberate ploy. I have to say that I always found it quite weak and insubstantial but then again, if it had appeared on the second (much poppier) Wham! album “Make It Big”, would we have been talking about yet another George Michael classic?

The Top 10 countdown gives Simon Mayo another opportunity to showcase his amazing talent for delivering lines that only he thinks are funny. “Now the Dutch have a great tradition when it comes to the UK No 1. There’s Pussycat and “Mississippi”…and erm…well “Doop” by Doop that’s it as far as I can think…” he deadpans to camera. Once more, as well as being humourless he is factually incorrect. He’s missed out 2 Unlimited* and “No Limit” which was a UK chart topper just 12 months before! Surely he can’t have forgotten that or did he purposely omit them to try and make his ‘joke’ work? My God, I think I’d rather listen to this Charleston nonsense one more time than year any more from Mayo!

*There have been numerous Dutch DJ types post 1994 to ascend to the No 1 spot plus who could forget Vengaboys in 1999?!

The play out song is “Hi De Ho” by K7. The follow up to “Come Baby Come”, this was an example of something called the swing revival. Or was it retro swing? Or even neo-swing? Whatever its name, it was a movement that displayed a renewed interest in the swing genre of jazz. Yeah, must have passed me by as well. I mean, I remember there was a minor hit single in 1988 by the Reggae Philharmonic Orchestra that was a cover of Cab Calloway’s “Minnie The Moocher” but that surely doesn’t count as a whole movement? Yes, there was also the Doop phenomenon but did that count as swing music? A quick bit of research tells me that there was more to it than that but it mostly happened in America and was instigated by Los Angeles’ Royal Crown Revue band. These jump blues revivalists appeared in the Jim Carrey film The Mask whose soundtrack heavily featured swing music and indeed K7’s “Hi De Ho” track. The video for the song features a cameo from the aforementioned Cab Calloway himself and of course, he originally recorded “Hi De Ho Man’ upon which the K7 single is based. I’m pretty sure that I owned a copy of The Mask soundtrack (and therefore the K7 track) by default as there was a promo copy of it floating around the Our Price where I was working at the time so I took it home. Don’t think I ever played it and have no idea where it is now.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	D:Ream	U R The Best Thing	Nah
2	Soul Asylum	Somebody To Shove	No
3	Bon Jovi	Dry County	No but I had a promo copy of the album
4	Worlds Apart	Could It Be I’m Falling In Love	As if
5	Reel 2 Real featuring Mad Stuntman	I Like To Move It	Negative
6	The Brand New Heavies	Dream On Dreamer	No but I think my wife had the album
7	Roxette	Sleeping In My Car	It’s another no
8	Sounds Of Blackness	I Believe	I did not
9	Salt ‘N’ Pepa and En Vogue	Whatta Man	Liked it, didn’t buy it
10	Take That	Everything Changes	Of course not
11	Doop	Doop	Nope
12	K7	Hi De Ho	No but I had it on that promo copy of The Mask soundtrack

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001j65b/top-of-the-pops-24031994

TOTP 17 MAR 1994

Posted on February 23, 2023 by 80stastic

The era of the TOTP ‘golden mic’ is here! Well, not here as in the here and now but in March 1994 where we are up to with these BBC4 repeats and when the idea was first used. This was the brainchild of new producer Ric Blaxill to shake things up with some guest presenters from the worlds of pop and comedy (mainly) and he was certainly on the money with the first holders of the mic. Take That were the most popular band in the country and their two most popular members were Mark Owen and Robbie Williams (I’m guessing). Unfortunately, they weren’t the best at presenting (possibly due to the distraction of the attention of the young girls in the audience) but at least the change had been set in motion.

And so to the music and we start with a huge song whose legacy would far outlast its sales history. Not that it didn’t sell many copies (it did – 600,000 according to Wikipedia) nor that it didn’t achieve a high chart peak (its No 5 position easily outdid any numbers that the band had done previously) but it feels to me like it was really the start of something – we weren’t sure what it was or what it would look like but it was coming.

“Girls & Boys” by Blur surprisingly only remained on the UK Top 40 for five weeks and only two of those were in the Top 10 (hence my comment above about sales history) but that doesn’t detract from its impact. On first hearing this just sounded mental! What’s he singing about? Girls who want boys to be girls?! WTF?! It was bewildering and utterly transfixing at the same time. Then comes the realisation that this is Blur – the indie band who seemed to have struggled to find an identity for themselves after their first hit “There’s No Other Way” introduced them and their frankly silly haircuts. (apart from drummer Dave Rowntree of course) back in 1991. Sophomore album “Modern Life Is Rubbish” saw them reposition themselves as the second coming of The Kinks and The Small Faces with its theme of Englishness and stance of fighting back against the pervasiveness of American culture. It had also seen them settle into a pattern of middling sized hits – the three singles from it made Nos 28 (twice) and 26. Suddenly they were straight into the charts, week one at No 5 with this song that sounded like nothing they had done before. This was a seismic change.

Apparently inspired by the hedonistic clubbing scene in Magaluf, it was named single of the year by both Melody Maker and the NME. So what was it that the song was heralding? Britpop? I’m not sure but the impact of the song was made clear to me one morning at work when our shop cleaner who was lovely and always made me a cup of tea first thing asked me if she could buy the single on my staff discount before she finished her shift. This was totally against the rules of course but how could I refuse? Anyway, this was the first time she’d ever mentioned music to me despite the fact that she was working in a record shop every morning but something about “Girls & Boys” made her not only talk about it but want to buy it.

It was, of course, the lead track from the “Parklife” album which was released about six weeks later in late April. Many, many words have been written about that album and I’m not arrogant enough to think I have anything new and interesting to add to the collection of essays, articles and posts. However, for the record, my recollection of hearing it for the first time on the shop stereo was that it was loud. Yes, that was the extent of my critical faculties when it came to appraising Blur’s iconic masterpiece. It was loud. Sheesh!

Was this Alison Moyet’s last ever time on TOTP? I think it might have been. A twelve year run starting on 29th April 1982 with the debut appearance of Yazoo with “Only You”, through the big solo hits of the mid 80s to this last hurrah in 1994 with “Whispering Your Name”. Quite a ride.

I wrote about Alison’s struggles for artistic freedom with record company Sony in the last post. This single was a danceified version of a more acoustic take that features on her album “Essex” that Sony insisted on to make it a more commercial package. Those wrangles would lead to Alison eventually leaving Sony but it would take eight years before she was released from her contract with them. Wanting to maximise every bit of revenue out of Alison, Sony released her first Best Of album in 1995 called “Singles” which, somewhat surprisingly given that her last major chart hit prior to “Whispering Your Name” had been in 1987, went to No 1 selling 600,000 copies. Sony still weren’t finished there though. The following year they rereleased the album but with a bonus CD of live recordings taken from Alison’s last UK tour. The expanded album charted again inside the Top 20.

Freed from Sony, Moyet has gone on to record five solo albums including the critically lauded “Other” in 2017 and, to my mind (and ears), remains one of the finest singers the UK has ever produced. TOTP Rewind salutes you Alison.

https://youtu.be/owMkj-PjjAM

Despite his legendary rock status, by 1994 Bruce Springsteen had only visited the Top 10 of the UK singles charts three times and all of those entries came from his most commercial album “Born In The USA” (and one of those owed its success to being double A-sided with “Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town” if we’re being honest). Then came “Streets Of Philadelphia” which would take him all the way to No 2 becoming (and what surely will remain) his biggest ever hit here. Written specifically for the Jonathan Demme directed Philadelphia, it won an Oscar in the category of Best Original Song, four Grammys and a Golden Globe Award.

The film was one of the first mainstream Hollywood movies to address the issues of HIV/AIDS and homophobia and would earn Tom Hanks the first of two consecutive Best Actor Oscars for his role as gay corporate lawyer Andrew Beckett who believes he is fired from his firm as a result of his diagnosis with AIDS. I caught the film at the cinema at the time and found it a very affecting piece. Springsteen’s sombre song certainly added to its power. Even goofy Robbie Williams displays a moment of seriousness in his intro to the song when urging people to go and see it as they might learn something from it.

The video of Bruce walking along various Philadelphia locations is pitched just right to provide a visual montage for the song. It wasn’t, however, the first piece of music from a film that included such a visual tour of the city:

I’m on record a few times in this blog as stating that I’m not a fan of Björk mainly because of not being able to appreciate her rather unique vocals. I have to say though that revisiting her back catalogue via her TOTP appearances is starting to make me reconsider. This is the fourth single of hers that I’m quite liking. After “Venus As A Boy”, “Play Dead” and “Big Time Sensuality”, I presumed the run would come to an end with “Violently Happy” but not quite.

The fifth and final single released from her debut solo album…erm…”Debut”, whilst it isn’t the sort of thing that would ordinarily be top of my go to playlist, there’s something rather captivating about this hypnotic track. Simple but addictive House beats combine with Björk’s acquired taste delivery of lyrics that speak of a dangerous state of being when separated from an all encompassing passionate lover. It’s heady stuff. To paraphrase Howard Jones, these BBC4 repeats are challenging my preconceived ideas. “Violently Happy” peaked at No 13.

The second of three consecutive female solo artists on the show tonight as Tori Amos makes a quick return to the charts with “Pretty Good Year”. The second single from her “Under The Pink” album and the follow up to surprise No 4 hit “Cornflake Girl”, this was also a Top Tenner peaking at No 7. Tori was starting to become a big hitter in chart terms. However, nothing would ever come close to replicating those hits apart from the 1996 remix by Armand van Helden of “Professional Widow” which unfeasibly went to No 1.

“Pretty Good Year” is…well…pretty good but doesn’t have the kooky power of its predecessor although it does have a rather spooky eight bars near the end where Tori wails on about things melting and whether her baby is alright. Nothing to do with The Wizard Of Oz or the Wicked Witch of the West (“I’m melting, I’m melting!”), Tori is on record as saying that it’s about a letter she received from a fan called Greg who told her that he felt that the best parts of his life had already happened and that his future was finished despite being just 23. Tori stated that she saw that pattern repeated in young men in every country she visited. I guess learning to love yourself isn’t always easy but as George Benson once sang it “is the greatest love of all”.

After two let’s say left-field or perhaps outré or maybe even uncompromising female singer-songwriters in Björk and Tori Amos comes someone who it strikes me is currently desperately trying (too hard) to be all three of those things to remain relevant. Madonna was still one of the biggest names on the planet in 1994 but today she seems determined to provide the press with ammunition to knock her down. The whole Madame X project made for some unflattering headlines as has her appearance recently, raising concerns within her fans about hitting the cosmetic surgery a bit too hard lately. Maybe she can restore some of her former glories with her recently announced Celebration Greatest Hits tour though it’ll have to be quite a show to justify the ticket prices quoted online.

Anyway, back to 1994 and, as I said, Madonna was still a huge global superstar but she had rather upset a few people with her projects in the 90s so far. A coffee table book called Sex, an album entitled “Erotica” and a starring role in an erotic thriller called Body Of Evidence had lowered the tone rather so a rather safe ballad was released by Warner Bros. “I’ll Remember” was yet another song from a film soundtrack but Madonna, for once, was not in the movie it was from. After “Into The Groove” (Desperately Seeking Susan), “Who’s That Girl” (Who’s That Girl) and “This Used To Be My Playground” (A League Of Their Own) had all been from flicks with Madge herself in prominent roles, she was nowhere near the cast for With Honors which I’ve never seen but which sounds like a stinker from its reviews online. Its soundtrack however did sound interesting. Featuring the likes of The Cult, Lyle Lovett, Belly doing Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”, Kristin Hersh and Michael Stipe, plus a track by Seattle grunge rockers Mudhoney called “Run Shithead Run”, it might be worth seeking out. Next to that lot, Madonna sounds positively mainstream but maybe that was the intention.

“I’ll Remember” is a pleasant enough ballad being built around a choppy, synthesised keyboard part though it wasn’t a million miles away from her last single release “Rain”. The video is very similar to the promo for it as well with both featuring Madonna with black, short cropped hair in a recording studio. All seems a bit unimaginative and last minute to me. What do I know though as “I’ll Remember” was nominated for a Grammy and a Golden Globe award (she lost out to Springsteen’s “Streets Of Philadelphia” for the Grammy). The single did the business commercially as well going to No 2 in the US and No 7 over here.

New TOTP producer Ric Blaxill was tinkering with the show’s format rather than being the new broom in his early weeks. Yes, he had got rid of presenters Tony Dortie and Mark Franklin and brought back some Radio 1 DJs to replace them but other changes took their time to appear. The titles and theme tune were still the same and features like the Breakers and live by satellite performances were still there. However, all would change in time with the Breakers being first for the chop in just a couple of weeks. Another innovation was the showcasing of songs that weren’t actually in the Top 40. We’d already seen some play out songs at the end of the show not go on to be fully fledged chart hits and now here was a proper slot for a single not actually in the Top 40 at the time of the performance.

Roachford had struggled to match the success of their biggest hit, 1989’s “Cuddly Toy” in the years that followed it despite releasing some decent material. By 1994, they were onto their third studio album from which “Only To Be With You” was the lead single. The single was at No 41 at the time of this TOTP appearance but that exposure propelled it to a high of No 21 eventually as well as spending three weeks at No 22. It’s a lively, soul pop number with Andrew Roachford delivering a good vocal and parent album “Permanent Shade Of Blue” sold steadily if unremarkably off the back of it. I’m pretty sure I saw them live at The Academy in Manchester around this time but I think I only went as I got in for free thanks to the Sony rep John who used to sell into the Market Street store I was working at. He must have got me on their guest list or given me a free ticket or something.

Andrew Roachford is still making and releasing music to this day plus he was the vocalist for Mike + The Mechanics for a few years. He was awarded an MBE for services to music in 2019. By the way, I can’t find a clip of the TOTP performance so the official video will have to suffice.

Something odd is going on with the onscreen graphics in this TOTP. The show started off with each artist getting its own little description to go with its basic name and song title details. So Blur got ‘New entry in Top 5’, Alison Moyet got ‘Climber in Top 30’, Bruce Springsteen had ‘Highest New Entry Björk even received ‘Double Platinum Album Seller’! And then it pretty much stopped. Tori Amos got nothing at all (not even the basic artist/song title tile. Neither did Roachford and nor did the next act Roxette. What was all that about?! Did the graphics person get distracted and leave their desk for about 15 minutes?!

Anyway, Roxette are indeed back with a new single called “Sleeping In My Car”, the lead single from their fifth studio album “Crash! Boom! Bang!”. Although the album shifted 100,000 copies in the UK, it was nowhere near the double platinum sales of “Joyride” just three years before. That didn’t stop muggins here from completely over ordering it at the Our Price in Market Street, Manchester where I was working. Oh dear. What was I thinking?! The single did OK peaking at No 14 though all subsequent releases from it suffered from a case of diminishing returns.

“Sleeping In My Car” is orthodox Roxette although the lyrics are filthier than normal :

My heart is going boom
There’s a strange taste in my mouth
Baby babe, I’m moving real fast
So try to hold on
Try to hold on
Sleeping in my car, I will undress you
Sleeping in my car, I will caress you
Staying in the backseat of my car, making out
So come out tonight
I’ll take you for a ride
This steamy ol’ wagon
The radio is getting wild
Baby babe, we’re moving so fast
I try to hang on
Oh, I try to hang on
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Per Gessle
Sleeping in My Car lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc

Blimey! I haven’t heard lyrics like that about sexual shenanigans in the back of a car since Bon Jovi’s “Never Say Goodbye”:

Rememberin’ when we used to park
On Butler Street, out in the dark
Remember when we lost the keys and
You lost more than that in my backseat, baby
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Jon Bon Jovi / Richard S. Sambora
Never Say Goodbye lyrics © Bon Jovi Publishing, Polygram Int. Publishing, Inc.

Marie looks like she’s had a haircut for this performance but that isn’t what really catches my attention. No, that would be the drummer who drops a stick midway through the song and sheepishly has to go and pick it up. Crash! Boom! Bang! indeed.

“Doop” by Doop? I’d rather have “Doot- Doot” by Freur or ‘squiggle’ as they were otherwise known. Yes, 10 years before Prince tried rebranding himself as a symbol, these Welsh synth poppers beat him to it. They gave in to record company pressure for a more pronounceable name and “Doot-Doot” was their biggest hit peaking at No 59. They would morph into Underworld of “Born Slippy” fame in the 90s.

What has this got to do with Doop?! Nothing but it’s far more interesting than that awful Charleston nonsense that was still at No 1.

https://youtu.be/jSySwTpTZG8

The play out tune is “U R The Best Thing” by D:Ream. This was the follow up to the No 1 single “Things Can Only Get Better” and in a rather unlikely twist of fate, was the second time it had been the follow up release to that single. Back in January 1993, TCOGB had made No 24 on its initial issue and “U R The Best Thing” outdid it by 5 places when it followed it in the April. In fact, this 1994 release was the third time it had been out after being D:Ream’s very first single in 1992 when it peaked at No 72. It was a very confusing time!

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Blur	Girls & Boys	No but I bought Parklife (the album). Didn’t we all?
2	Alison Moyet	Whispering Your Name	Nope
3	Bruce Springsteen	Streets Of Philadelphia	No but I must have it on something
4	Björk	Violently Happy	I did not
5	Tori Amos	Pretty Good Year	No
6	Madonna	I’ll Remember	Negative
7	Roachford	Only To Be With You	It’s another no
8	Roxette	Sleeping In My Car	Nah
9	Doop	Doop	Of course not
10	D:Ream	U R The Best Thing	And no

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001j656/top-of-the-pops-17031994

TOTP 10 FEB 1994

Posted on February 3, 2023 by 80stastic

We’re still just about in sync with the BBC4 TOTP repeats which means it’s coming up to Valentine’s Day both in 2023 and 1994. Does that mean there’ll be a load of love songs on this show as the big day approaches? Were record companies that cynical back then? Let’s find out…

We start with a combination that hadn’t been seen on the show since the fag end of the 80s. D Mob and Cathy Dennis first collaborated in 1989 on “C’mon And Get My Love” and achieved a chart peak of No 15. D Mob had already caused some sensationalist tabloid headlines a year earlier with thejr banned hit single “We Call It Acieed” whilst Cathy became a major star in her own right in 1991 with four Top 40 hits and a No 3 album. Since then though, Cathy’s chart trajectory had hit a downturn with none of the three singles taken from her second album “Into The Skyline” piercing the Top 20. As for D Mob, they’d barely released anything this decade so far which I guess explains their absence from the charts. Either way, it was probably advantageous to both parties for another joint project and it arrived in the form of this song “Why” that was actually the second track on that sophomore album of Cathy’s. Yet again, this was another track that has evaded permanent residence in my memory banks. I’m not surprised as it’s not as immediate as “C’mon And Get My Love” though it did manage a high of No 23.

Cathy has clearly had an image change. Her loose, cascading curls have been replaced by a short, spiky crop and her catsuit of two years before by a full length dress. By the time of her final studio album release “Am I The Kinda Girl”, she’d got a sort of overgrown bob. Why am I talking about Cathy Dennis’s various hairstyles? Yes, you’ve guessed it – I’m desperately filling as I’ve very little else to say about this one apart from the following: this was D Mob’s last ever Top 40 hit whilst Cathy managed two more one of which was a cover of The Kinks’ “Waterloo Sunset”.

https://youtu.be/H60wiT05D-M

If you Google ‘when did Britpop start?’, the answer you mostly get is 1993 (and that it ended in 1997). Yet if you ask the question in a different way like ‘what was the first Britpop song?’ then you get the answer “The Drowners” by Suede which came out in 1992. Suede is also the answer to the question ‘who were the first Britpop band?’. Then there’s that Select magazine cover of Brett Anderson superimposed over a Union Jack with the tag line ‘Yanks go home!’. That issue came out in April 1993. Well, Suede are on this TOTP later so does that mean Britpop was in full flow already by this point?

What about the claims of Blur though? Journalist John Harris pinpoints their “Popscene” single alongside “The Drowners” as the very start of Britpop. Their 1992 tour of America supposedly sparked Damon Albarn’s resentment of US culture and his desire to big up its British counterpart. One person straddled both the Suede and Blur camps whilst also creating her own personal chapter of Britpop. Here she is being interviewed by the aforementioned John Harris…

Look, many cleverer people than me have written millions of words about Britpop so I’m not going to carry on with my own essay about its origins here but…Justine Frischmann and Elastica were certainly right in amongst it and were actually having hits far earlier in the whole story than I remember. Interestingly in his intro, the returning Radio 1 DJ Mark Goodier refers to Elastica as “a brilliant indie band” so no mention of Britpop there. “Line Up” was the band’s second single after their debut “Stutter” had peaked at No 80. However, that single had been limited to a pressing run of 1,500 copies so it was never going to be a big hit but it did create a buzz around the band and whetted the appetite of fans to create a demand for their music meaning that, when their second single was made more widely available, it shot into the Top 40. Fellow centre-of-Britpop Camden dwellers Menswear would do a similar thing by performing debut single “I’ll Manage Somehow” on TOTP before it was even released.

As for Elastica’s sound, it certainly stood out back in early 1994. Crunching guitars and almost off key riffs that sounded like a mad, hypnotic tune bewitching the pop kids with Justine cast as some sort of indie Pied Piper of Hamelin inculcating them to “line up in line”. Justine herself made quite the splash of course with her androgynous looks and style, coming on like Marcella Detroit’s younger and hipper sister.

“Line Up” would make No 20 paving the way for the band’s most well known tune “Connection” to be released in the October. Their debut eponymous album didn’t appear until March 1995 which is probably why my brain was deceiving me into thinking that they didn’t turn up until much later than they actually did. That album would go to No 1 and be the fastest selling debut at that point since…well, Oasis’s “Definitely Maybe” just the year before but it was still quite the achievement. A second album wouldn’t appear until 2000 by which point Britpop felt like ancient history. The band split in 2001 and Frischmann relocated to the San Francisco Bay Area to become an artist.

Finally a song with the word ‘love’ in its title as Valentine’s Day approaches but it’s hardly a big, slushy ballad. “A Deeper Love” was first a hit in 1992 for Clivillés And Cole, the guys behind C+C Music Factory but it was covered two years later by the Queen of Soul herself Aretha Franklin to promote her collection album “Greatest Hits: 1980-1994”. Though you can’t deny Aretha’s legacy, I’m not entirely convinced that she had that many hits between those years.

*checks her discography

Hmm. The results are in. In the UK, Aretha had four Top 40 hits, three of them with other artists.

1985 – “Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves” with Eurythmics – No 9
1986 – “Who’s Zoomin’ Who – No 11
1986 – “I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me)” with George Michael – No 1
1989 – “It Isn’t, It Wasn’t, It Ain’t Never Gonna Be” with Whitney Houston – No 29

Ok, the chart positions aren’t too bad (including a chart topper) but four in fourteen years is hardly prolific and just one of those totally solo. “A Deeper Love” would bring it up to a five when it went straight into the charts at No 5 which was also its peak. It was a better set of results in America where her “Who’s Zoomin’ Who” album alone supplied four hit singles including the rather good “Freeway Of Love” which bombed over here. Hit statuses were reversed for “A Deeper Love” which only made No 63 in the US. As we can see from the single’s video, it also featured in the film Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit. The Clivillés And Cole original did nothing for me though it is widely regarded as a bit of a House classic. I wasn’t struck by Aretha’s version either though you can’t deny her excellent vocals on it.

Right, does this count as a love song? I’m not sure. I am certain though that The Cranberries were one of the breakthrough acts of 1994 despite having been in existence since 1989. For many, of course, The Cranberries were Dolores O’Riordan in the same way that Debbie Harry was Blondie. Completely unfair but that’s perceptions for you. To be honest though, everything changed for the band when Dolores walked into their rehearsal room in Limerick in 1990. Given a sheet of chord progressions by band founder Noel Hogan, she returned within a week with lyrics and melodies which would form the basis of “Linger”. Known then as The Cranberry Saw Us, they trod the usual path of demos and gigs before eventually signing with Island Records in 1991. A few aborted recording sessions and a sacked manager later, they finally released their major label debut single “Dreams” in 1992. Despite critical acclaim it failed to chart and nor did the follow up, the initial release of “Linger” in February 1993. A turning point was reached when they supported Suede (them again!) on a tour and gained the attention of MTV who put their singles on heavy rotation. “Linger” would become a huge US hit going to No 8 in the Billboard Hot 100. Such success couldn’t be ignored back home and “Linger” duly got a rerelease in early 1994 when it peaked at No 14. I have to admit that I thought it got much higher in the charts than that given it seemed to be constantly on the radio but then none of their nine UK chart hits made the Top 10. They did however, sell a lot of albums. Their debut “Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can’t We?” went to No 1 over here and went five times platinum in the States. These were huge numbers.

As a song, “Linger” is a bit of a belter. That soft, lullaby-like intro before the swirling strings swoop in and Dolores sings in that distinctive Irish brogue. It was always going to be a hit; it just took a while for the stars to align – maybe there was a bit of cloud cover about during that first release. It had that quality of feeling accomplished yet also somehow organic despite the lush production. It was a perfect example of shimmering pop/rock. Oh and Sting, that’s how you write a great song that features the lyrics ‘wrapped around your finger’ as opposed to the turgid nonsense you released in 1983.

The success of “Linger” meant demand for the album that had already been out for a year suddenly snowballed and I’m guessing that it was temporarily withdrawn by Island and then re-promoted as was the way back then. “Dreams” would also get a rerelease and become a hit this time around when it peaked at No 27. They would end 1994 with a second multi platinum selling album in “No Need To Argue”. Tragically Dolores O’Riordan would die aged 46 by accidental drowning following excessive intoxication by alcohol.

The early to mid 90s saw many a female R&B solo artist in the UK charts. Des’ree, Toni Braxton, Oleta Adams, Karyn White, Aaliyah and there are two more of them on the show tonight starting with Carleen Anderson. The former vocalist with the Young Disciples of “Apparently Nothin’” fame was no longer a follower but a leader as she started out on her solo career. Mark Goodier has already stolen the James Brown reference in his intro but what he didn’t say was that in addition to Carleen’s Mum having been in the Godfather of Soul’s touring band that he was also Carleen’s godfather.

Anyway, with that musical tidbit out of the way, let’s return to Carleen herself and if I wasn’t sure that “Linger” was a love song then her debut single surely wasn’t with a title like “Nervous Breakdown”. Now I was aware of Carleen Anderson as I worked in a record shop so if nothing else I knew what the cover of her album looked like but not how it sounded. Listening to this back now though I was pleasantly surprised…until that horrible bit where a god awful jazz intervention is triggered by the singing of the word ‘breakdown’. Just horrible. The guitarist up there on stage with Carleen looks like the spit of Outspan from the film The Commitments while the saxophonist could be Dean from the same film after he’d had his ‘jazz haircut’. “Nervous Breakdown” made No 27 and was the first of four tracks lifted from her album “True Spirit” that were Top 40 chart hits.

There’s no Breakers this week as that slot is reserved for a montage of acts that have been nominated for the 1994 BRIT Awards which took place at the Alexandra Palace on Valentine’s Day itself. The event was hosted by Elton John and RuPaul with performances including Take That doing that Beatles medley, Van Morrison and Shane MacGowan duetting on “Have I Told You Lately” and of course Elton and RuPaul with a rendition of “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”. You can look up who won what yourselves as I’m not going to list them all here.

The second of those female R&B solo artists now and like Carleen Anderson before her, she made her name initially as the vocalist in a successful band. Shara Nelson was, of course, the voice behind the Massive Attack hits “Unfinished Sympathy” and “Safe From Harm”. By 1993, she’d embarked on her own solo career scoring hits with “Down That Road” and “One Goodbye In Ten” and a hit album in “What Silence Knows”. “Uptight” was the third single taken from that album and as with Carleen’s song, the title of the single is not really very Valentine’s Day orientated but it’s a jolly, upbeat number though the chorus does rather disappoint. It feels like it’s building up to this killer hook that never really materialises.

https://youtu.be/ZAzFhkATlUk

On that song title still, Sahara’s track was absolutely nothing to do with the Stevie Wonder song of the same name. That wasn’t the case though with “Step Out” by Oasis. The B-side to “Don’t Look Back In Anger” was so based on “Uptight (Everything’s Alright)” that Stevie got 10% of the single’s royalties.

And so we arrive at the band described by host Mark Goodier as “one of the most talked about British bands of the last year” and to be fair, nearly 30 years on, I’ve spent a great deal of this post referring to them before we even get to their appearance. Suede were, of course, making huge headlines in the music press at this time but they seemed to have a premonition of what was coming over the hill like a monster (to paraphrase The Automatic) and decided they would quite like to sidestep it. I speak of Britpop obviously and how Suede always seemed determined to distance themselves from the movement and plough their own furrow. After the runaway success of their eponymous debut album, instead of just repeating that formula, they released a sophomore album in “Dog Man Star” that provoked divided reactions. Rolling Stone magazine described it as:

“one of the most pretentious albums ever released by a major label”^[
Sheffield, Rob (2004). “London Suede”. In Brackett, Nathan; Hoard, Christian (eds.). The New Rolling Stone Album Guide (4th ed.). Simon & Schuster. pp. 493–94. ISBN 0-7432-0169-8

Other critics labelled it overblown and self indulgent. However, it has a special place in the hearts of the fanbase in much the same way that Manic Street Preachers’ defiantly uncommercial third album “The Holy Bible” regularly tops fan polls as their best. In terms of the chronology of Suede’s album releases, from a music business point of view, it might have made more sense to have swapped hit laden third album “Coming Up” with “Dog Man Star”. Wet Wet Wet followed a similar trajectory when releasing the mature but less commercial “Holding Back The River” album as the follow up to “Popped In Souled Out” when the more logical move was to have come up with third album “High On The Happy Side” in its place. Still, you have to allow artists their integrity and creative freedom to write as they wish and this is what Brett Anderson and Bernard Butler did on “Stay Together”. This track didn’t actually appear on “Dog Man Star” so was it a stand alone release to maintain the band’s profile during the 18 months between albums? Whatever the reason it was the last Suede single released whilst Butler was still in the band before he defected after his relationship with Anderson broke down. He quit shortly after this TOTP with his final Suede gig coming just two days after it aired.

https://youtu.be/ywEraPLrXT8

Apparently the band have distanced themselves from the track (maybe the reason it doesn’t appear on “Dog Man Star”) but it did provide them with their highest ever chart placing (equal with 1996’s “Trash”) of No 3. An epic song clocking in at 8:29 uncut (the radio edit was halved to 4:19), it was written while Butler’s father was dying of cancer. It’s instantly recognisable as Suede and I always like the way Brett sang the word ‘skyscrapers’ in the chorus and he looks cool as f**k in this performance. Bernard on the other hand…I do like Butler though and own pretty much all of his material released post Suede. The performance by him and David McAlmont of “Yes” on Later…with Jools Holland is one of my favourite ever.

It’s a fourth and final week at the top for D:Ream and “Things Can Only Get Better”. The success of the song would see a rerelease for another of their singles that had already been a hit as a Perfecto remix of “U R The Best Thing” became the follow up reaching No 4 in March and eclipsing its 1993 release by 15 places. Their album “D:Ream On Vol. 1” would also benefit from the gargantuan success of “Things Can Only Get Better” going to a high of No 5.

They’re still doing that end of show montage thing which this week is soundtracked by “Pale Movie” by Saint Etienne.

This was the lead single from their third album “Tiger Bay” and it would make No 28 in the UK charts. Yet again this was another tune that passed me by but it’s a pleasant little ditty with Spanish guitars and some lovely, ethereal vocals from Sarah Cracknell. As with much of their stuff, it puts me in mind of this…

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	D Mob / Cathy Dennis	Why	Nah
2	Elastica	Line Up	I didn’t
3	Aretha Franklin	A Deeper Love	Nope
4	The Cranberries	Linger	Should have but didn’t
5	Carleen Anderson	Nervous Breakdown	No
6	Shara Nelson	Uptight	Negative
7	Suede	Stay Together	Thought I may have but no
8	D:Ream	Things Can Only Get Better	It’s another no
9	Saint Etienne	Pale Movie	And no

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001hhh1/top-of-the-pops-10021994

TOTP 03 FEB 1994

Posted on January 31, 2023 by 80stastic

We have arrived in February 1994 in our journey through the TOTP archives and it’s a case of “as you were” as Liam Gallagher might say. The ‘year zero’ revamp is dead, gone, finished, no more- it is an ex-revamp. Well, there’s still a few remnants of it hanging around as we’ll see but even those last few traces will be swept away by the new broom of incoming producer Ric Blaxill. The title sequence, logo and theme tune were all still the same but they would be stripped away and replaced in 1995 along with the installation of a new set. The first major change that we see is the return of the Radio 1 DJs to presenting duties who were last seen in September 1991. Tony Dortie and Mark Franklin (the last two standing of the wave of ‘year zero’ new faces) were not retained by Blaxill who wanted to re-establish the link between the show and Radio 1. First back in the host seat is Simon Mayo whose intro refers to the two institutions being back in bed together and going to be fertile which seems a totally unnecessary remark. I could never get on board with Mayo; something about his smugness that put me off. Oh, and his record of campaigning for terrible songs like “Kinky Boots” and “Donald Where’s Your Troosers?” to become chart hits.

Anyway, the new era kicks off with a record that must have passed me by at the time. After making her name in 1991 with one of the decade’s biggest dance anthems in “Everybody’s Free (To Feel Good)”, Rozalla had rather gone missing in the intervening years. Her previous three single releases had all failed to chart and so when it came to releasing her second album (and first for new record label Epic), a hit was definitely required. And when you need a hit…you know what comes next. Yes, a cover version was sought out. Back in 1976, Philly Soulsters The O’Jays of “Back Stabbers” and “Love Train” fame had a No 13 hit in the UK called “I Love Music” and it was that track that was chosen to reset Rozalla’s career.

On reflection, whilst certainly a safe step, it also seemed like a backward one with Rozalla being repositioned as yet another singer trying to eke out a hit with a 70s cover à la Dannii Minogue or someone. Hadn’t she been seen as the princess of techno rave anthems or something? At least a bit more cutting edge than this anyway? I mean, it gave her a hit (No 18) but in terms of re-establishing her in people’s minds it seemed to be a short term fix. Her sophomore album which included “I Love Music” did absolutely nothing (despite some decent press reviews) peaking at No 138 in the UK. Somebody on her team also thought it was a good idea to restyle her which I don’t think helped. Gone were the space cadet type spangly jackets and hair tied up look and in their place was a vampy image with long, sleek hair and a sheer black dress. It was a misplaced notion. Rozalla would have a few more minor hits during the 90s but tellingly one of them was a remix of “Everybody’s Free (To Feel Good)”.

Now here is a proper tune! I’d always struggled a bit with The Charlatans up to this point. Yes, “The Only One I Know” was a decent song but the rest of it hadn’t engaged me as much as I thought it would. For me though, this was the point where they really started to hit their stride. Great hit after great hit would emerge over the mid to late 90s – “Just Lookin’”, “Just When You’re Thinkin’ Things Over”, “How High” and “North Country Boy” spring to mind – but it seemed to start with “Can’t Get Out Of Bed”.

Nothing to do with Matt Bianco’s debut hit of a decade earlier, this was the lead single from their third album “Up To Our Hips”. Although Tim Burgess has acquired National Treasure status for his album Listening Party project which helped to keep us sane during the pandemic, I wonder if his band get the plaudits they deserve sometimes. Just ~~looking~~ lookin’ at their discography alone shows that they had three No 1 albums (plus two No 2s) – I’m not sure that gets talked about enough for a start. “Up To Our Hips” would go Top 10 beginning the process of restoring the band’s status which seemed to take a dip when sophomore effort “Between 10th And 11th” failed to make the Top 20.

“Can’t Get Out Of Bed” seemed to have much more melody to it than their previous work to me and, in keeping with its title, an almost lazy style to it as if Tim was really having to force himself to get the lyrics out. It was also utterly joyous. Yes, his vocals in this performance aren’t strictly the best technically but some of the best singers aren’t but are perfect for the music they make (see also the aforementioned Liam Gallagher). The single probably should have done better than it’s No 24 peak but, nevertheless, the alarm clock was ringing – we were on notice of great things to come.

https://youtu.be/VqSjY9EBci0

I’m a bit confused about the timeline surrounding this next act’s release history. I’d ignored Red Hot Chili Peppers throughout the 80s – no, not ignored but barely been aware of them and their first four albums is a more accurate description. The release of their “Blood Sugar Sex Magik” album in 1991 brought them into the mainstream though. Produced by Def Jam co-founder Rick Rubin, it rowed back on their metal/funk tendencies whilst promoted a more melodic sound. This was none more evident than on “Under The Bridge” which clogged up US radio playlists for months and rose all the way to No 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

However, the album’s lead single was “Give It Away” which showed that the band could still kick ass. The song has an almost face-blistering power, propelled by Flea’s frenetic bass line and John Frusciante’s funk guitar riffs. Add in Anthony Kiedis’ imploring vocals and it’s impossible to ignore. Here’s where my confusion comes in though. “Give It Away” was released in September 1991 so what was it doing in the UK charts in 1994? To add to the confusion, “Under The Bridge” which was the second single taken from the album was originally released in March of 1992 but I’m sure that was also in our Top 40 in 1994 because I bought it (it has a version of “Give It Away” on it called ‘In Progress’). So what gives? Well, I’ve pieced together a theory but I’m no Chili Peppers aficionado so it could easily be bulls**t. Here goes though. As far as I can tell, “Give It Away” was definitely originally released in 1991 but either did absolutely nothing over here or wasn’t actually made available in this country. I can see US and Europe versions of the single listed on the Discogs website but not a specific UK one. “Under The Bridge” definitely got a UK release though as it made No 26 here in March 1992. In the September of that year, just to confuse matters, a Best Of compilation called “What Hits!?” was released consisting of tracks from their first four albums recorded for EMI (“Blood Sugar Sex Majik” was their first for Warners). However, EMI were allowed to choose one track to include on the album recorded for Warners so naturally they chose “Under The Bridge” as their biggest hit. It made for a very lopsided and confusing collection album. John Frusciante left the band after “Blood Sugar Sex Majik” whilst Anthony Kiedis relapsed into drug use. The combination of these two things meant a delay to the recording of next studio album “One Hot Minute”. To fill that gap and to appease the fan base, a compilation box set was released called (rather unimaginatively) “Live Rare Remix Box” which did what it said on the tin. The box set included three different versions of “Give It Away” so I’m guessing that the track was re-released to help promote it. When that became a Top 10 hit in the UK, “Under The Bridge” was also re-released which was the single I bought and this time it made No 13. Phew!

I guess we have to mention the video shown here for “Give It Away”. Credited with helping to break the band commercially, rather ridiculously, Warners were scared it might be too weird, arty and out there for MTV and mainstream audiences. The opposite was true. Shot entirely in black and white in the desert with the band painted silver, wearing reflective outfits and cavorting about in a frenzy, it is a dazzling and exceptional piece of work from French director Stéphane Sednaoui.

“Now I know I’m not employed for my musical taste but this is going to be a No 1 record” Simon Mayo confidently informs us when introducing the next artist. Who is he talking about? Why, Wendy Moten of course. Not quite a one hit wonder (she had a No 35 follow up), she definitely did not have a No 1 record though as her single “Come In Out Of The Rain” peaked at No 8. Simon ‘Nostradamus’ Mayo at it again there.

As far as I can tell, this was originally released in 1992 in the US but only got its chance in the UK in early 1994. For reasons of a lack of time and unlike with Red Hot Chili Peppers, I’m not going to go into the whys and wherefores about all of that though. Suffice to say, the song is a big slushy ballad that I could imagine Dina Carroll or even Diana Ross singing.

My main memory of Wendy Moten though is that one of my colleagues (Vicky I think) at the Our Price store in Market Street, Manchester wanted a move to London and so we arranged a transfer for her to one of the soul/dance specialist stores down there. When I spoke to her on the work phone after she had moved and asked her how it was going she told me how different an environment it was. To illustrate that, she said she hadn’t yet heard the “Parklife” album by Blur that was everywhere but she’d heard the Wendy Moten album in full in the shop stereo loads of times. As my Mum says, if we all liked the same thing, the world would be a very boring place.

Who’s this fella? Joe Roberts? Sounds like somebody your Dad would know? I’m not sure I know him though. What’s his song called? “Lover”? Nope, I’ve got nothing. Hang on; did he do one called “Jessie”?

*checks internet*

Nah, that was a guy called Joshua Kadison apparently. Well, I’ve got nothing then. My research tells me his partner is Melanie Williams who was the singer with Sub Sub of “Ain’t No Love (Ain’t No Use)” fame. They even made a record together – a cover of The Stylistics’ “ You Are Everything” – in 1995. After that the trail goes cold. Maybe he could have tried to make himself more intriguing by just going by the name Joe (like Madonna or Adele). Ah shit, somebody already beat him to it didn’t they? That bloke who did “I’m In Luv” who was on the show the other week. Hard luck Mr Roberts.

They’ve retained the Breakers under the new regime and they kick off with “Perpetual Dawn” by The Orb. This was yet another re-release following Red Hot Chili Peppers earlier and indeed following The Orb themselves as their previous hit at the end of 1993 “Little Fluffy Clouds” had itself been a reissue. “Perpetual Dawn” was originally released in 1991 from their debut album “The Orb’s Adventures Beyond The Ultraworld” and had peaked at No 61. Presumably, also like the Chili Peppers, the strategy here was to retain profile in between albums (there were three years between “U.F.Orb” and “Orbus Terrarum”) and as the “Little Fluffy Clouds” rerelease had worked so well, another old track was shoved out. The track has a dub reggae feel to it and sounds a bit like The Prodigy to my uncultured ears. It peaked the second time at No 18.

New-age was all the rage in early 1994. After the return of Enigma last week, here was a French act called Deep Forest with their track “Sweet Lullaby”. A major hit all round Europe over the previous year, it was time for the UK to experience its ethnic ambient rhythms – could the re-emergence of Enigma have played a part in their record company’s scheduling decision?

As with Enigma’s concurrent hit which was based around an Amis chant recorded by a Taiwan folk duo, “Sweet Lullaby” was similarly structured around an indigenous lullaby from the Solomon Islands. Also like Enigma, it made for a haunting, affecting piece of music. The single went to No 10 whilst their eponymous debut album also sold steadily and was nominated for a Grammy for Best World Music album in 1994. According to founding member Éric Mouquet, the name Deep Forest came from combining Deep Purple with rain forest. I guess ‘Purple Rain’ had already gone.

The final Breaker comes from a German Eurodance act called Bass Bumpers. I know, WHO? Well, their track was called “The Music’s Got Me!” which peaked at No 25 and which I don’t recall at all but that’s not really their claim to fame anyway. In 2005, they were responsible for the heinous musical crime that was the Crazy Frog version of “Axel F”. I KNOW!

A taste of things to come perhaps now. I’ve criticised the ‘live by satellite’ section many times before in this blog as being completely pointless with the majority of acts set in empty concert halls and completely undermining the whole concept of an ‘exclusive’ performance. New producer Ric Blaxill kept the slot but wanted to make it an event again by having artists perform against the backdrop of a famous/interesting landmark, building or structure. So, show No1 of the new regime have Gin Blossoms at the original London Bridge in Arizona. Here’s @TOTPFacts with the history lesson…

That bridge in the background is London Bridge in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. It features exterior granite blocks from the bridge across the Thames which was built in 1831 ("New London Bridge"). #TOTP
— Top Of The Pops Facts (@TOTPFacts) January 27, 2023

By the '60s, surveys showed that London Bridge was sinking about an inch every eight years, so it was decided to replace it. In 1968 it was bought from the City of London by entrepreneur Robert P McCulloch for $2,460,000. #TOTP
— Top Of The Pops Facts (@TOTPFacts) January 27, 2023

10,000 tons of granite blocks were shipped via the Panama Canal to California, then trucked to Arizona, where they were used to face a new, steel-reinforced concrete structure up to the task of supporting modern-day traffic. #TOTP
— Top Of The Pops Facts (@TOTPFacts) January 27, 2023

Interesting stuff but what about the band? Well, Gin Blossoms we’re actually from Arizona and had done the usual band stuff of constant gigging in a clapped out van and released their debut album “Dusted” on a small independent label. They were then picked up by a major in A&M and they re-recorded half of the songs on “Dusted” to form the basis of their second album “New Miserable Experience”. It sold unremarkably until the album’s third single “Hey Jealously” picked up airplay and became a No 25 hit in the US. Off the back of it, the album would eventually go four times platinum over there. It couldn’t replicate those sales in the UK but we bought into “Hey Jealousy” enough to make it a No 24 hit. The song has a tragic backstory. Guitarist Doug Hopkins who wrote it about wanting to get back with his girlfriend was kicked out of the band by A&M due to his alcoholism and unreliability before the song was a hit. Unable to deal with its subsequent success, he committed suicide in December 1993. There were rumours of a potential biopic of Hopkins’ life being made starring Ethan Hawke but it turned out that they were, in fact, just rumours.

One film that the band did have ties to was Empire Records for which they contributed a song to its soundtrack. Set in a US record store, I should have loved this as I spent pretty much the whole of the 90s working for Our Price. However, I found it to be completely dull and self indulgent with unlikeable characters. It bombed at the box office but has since become a cult hit. Maybe I should give it another go…

…maybe not. Anyway, I quite liked “Hey Jealousy” with its jangling guitars and catchy melody. However, I do always confuse Gin Blossoms with Gigolo Aunts who had a similar sounding band name and a similar sounding hit record at a similar time…

One of the year’s biggest hits next as Mariah Carey takes on “Without You”. I guess if anyone had the vocal range to tackle this monster of a pop song it was her. Her version would crash straight in at No 1 and be there for four weeks.

Whilst mostly known as a Harry Nilsson song before Mariah got hold of it, it was actually written by Pete Ham and Tom Evans of the band Badfinger who recorded it for their 1970 album “No Dice”. Badfinger, of course, had a strong connection with The Beatles. They recorded five albums for Apple and one of their biggest hits – “Come And Get It” – was written and produced by Paul McCartney. I quite like what I’ve heard of the band -“No Matter What” is a great power pop song – but they are one of the most tragic bands in musical history. In an unbelievably grim coincidence, like Gin Blossoms, their story was also touched by the awful shadow of suicide. After Apple folded, the band spiralled into a tumult of litigation, unpaid royalties and bankruptcy. It took its toll in an awful way. Pete Ham committed suicide in 1975 after his relationship with business manager Stan Polley went bad and Ham faced financial ruin. Then in 1983, Tom Evans also took his own life after falling out with band member Joey Molland over royalties for “Without You” the previous evening.

D:Ream remain rooted to the top spot with “Things Can Only Get Better”. Simon ‘Smug’ Mayo can’t resist making a political comment referring to it as John Major’s favourite song currently. At the time, as in 2023, the Conservatives were miles behind Labour in the polls and Major was embroiled in a row with opposition leader John Smith over the sale of the Rover Group. Things would actually get worse not better for Major four days after this TOTP aired when Tory MP Stephen Milligan was found dead at his home having died of asphyxiation presumed to be the result of an auto-erotic sex practice.

God this show has been remarkably bleak and miserable in terms of back stories. Is there anything that can raise the spirits before it closes? Well, there’s one final tune to come as it seems Blaxill made another immediate change by restoring the play out song that had been missing since the ‘year zero’ revamp. So what’s the first artist to fill this slot? The Flavour? Never heard of them! It’s hardly surprising as they never actually had a hit record. This single – “No Matter What You Do (I’m Gonna Get With You)” only made it to No 81. It was rereleased a year later and got to No 79. It wasn’t helped in its chart endeavours by Blaxill only seeing fit for it to be played for about twenty seconds and not showing their video (presuming they had one). Instead we get clips of all the artists that had been in the show we’d just seen. Not especially effective use of a slot. In fairness, it was a crap song (like a cheap version of the aforementioned Sub Sub) and unlike the Badfinger track called “No Matter What”, I didn’t like The Flavour’s…erm…flavour at all.

https://youtu.be/2obzVi-27gQ

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Rozalla	I Love Music	I do too but not this!
2	The Charlatans	Can’t Get Out Of Bed	Not the single but I have it on their Melting Pot Best Of
3	Red Hot Chili Peppers	Give It Away	No but I had a version of it on that re-release of Under The Bridge that I did buy
4	Wendy Moten	Come In Out Of The Rain	Nah
5	Joe Roberts	Lover	I did not
6	The Orb	Perpetual Dawn	Nope
7	Deep Forest	Sweet Lullaby	No
8	Bass Bumpers	The Music’s Got Me	Negative
9	Gin Blossoms	Hey Jealousy	Liked it, didn’t buy it
10	Mariah Carey	Without You	It’s a no
11	D:Ream	Things Can Only Get Better	And another no
12	The Flavour	No Matter What You Do (I’m Gonna Get With You)	What do you think?

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001hhgz/top-of-the-pops-03021994

TOTP 27 JAN 1994

Posted on January 27, 2023 by 80stastic

We’ve reached another milestone here at TOTP Rewind. It’s not the fact that following host Tony Dortie’s departure from the show last time, this week it’s the turn of Mark Franklin to bow out after fifty nine appearances. No, it’s much more seismic than that. This is my 200th post for TOTP Rewind the 90s! In fact, by my calculations, in a few weeks I’ll be clocking up my 500th if you add the posts on the 80s blog to that figure! A huge thank you to anyone who has ever taken the trouble to read any of them.

Back to Mark Franklin and his final show though and as ever, he was presiding over a right mixed bag of artists and tunes starting with some rock. “What a rocky way to start the show” trills Franklin (just in case the watching millions were unfamiliar with the concept of rock music) as he introduces Therapy? performing their latest single “Nowhere”. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; this lot seemed to pass me by somewhat. It’s not that they didn’t make a good sound it’s just I didn’t really hear much of their stuff either on the radio or on the stereo system of the record shops I was working in. I might not know much of their music but I have to admire their work rate. 15 studio albums in 27 years is prolific. Add 31 singles and 5 EPs to that and you have a huge back catalogue.

“Nowhere” was the lead single from the fourth of those albums and the second on major label A&M and would see them at the peak of their commercial powers with it hitting the UK Top 5. Listening to “Nowhere” today, it’s not bad though it does rely heavily on a repeated riff. The CD single of “Nowhere” included some cover versions including “C. C. Rider” (as made famous by Elvis Presley), “Breaking The Law” (Judas Priest) and this classic from The Stranglers…

Guitarist and vocalist Andy Cairns is a big fan of my beloved Chelsea and the way our season is currently going, we could both do with some therapy.

The Top 40 countdown for Mark Franklin’s final show is soundtracked by Depeche Mode and their single “In Your Room”. In my head, there’s a very clear dividing line in the band’s career and that occurs in 1986 and the release of the “Black Celebration” album. Their back catalogue in their first five years is full of gloriously catchy synth pop tunes that culminated in the release of their first Best Of album in October 1985 (which I had). Their material from then on always seemed to me much darker and the pop kid in me sometimes struggled with it. With the passing of time though can come a new perspective and I have to say that the run of eight singles released from their first two albums of the 90s is remarkable in the consistency of their quality. Look at this list:

Personal Jesus
Enjoy The Silence
Policy Of Truth
World In My Eyes
I Feel You
Walking In My Shoes
Condemnation
In Your Room

Wow! Some of them (like “In Your Room”) hadn’t registered with me at the time but discovering them through these old TOTP repeats has been a welcome side effect to accompany all the nostalgia. Depeche Mode have a new album out in March and have vowed to continue despite the tragic passing of Andy Fletcher last year.

It’s that Joe fella up next with his debut single “I’m In Luv”. The performance here, or more specifically, the puffa jackets on display prompted many a ‘won’t feel the benefit’ comment on Twitter. Joe’s rapper mate does a passable impression of Shabba Ranks with his shout outs which is not to be encouraged in my book. Joe has maintained quite the career in the music business releasing 13 studio albums and 30 singles so far. He is also a record producer having remixed for the likes of Barry White and Tina Turner and has been a guest vocalist with names such as Brandy and Mariah Carey. Not your ‘average Joe’ then.

It’s hard to imagine now but there was a time when Celine Dion wasn’t seen (in this country at least) as the multi-platinum selling ‘Queen of the Power Ballads’ and was just the singer who had a hit with the bizarrely named Peabo Bryson with that song from Beauty And The Beast. Or even the woman who won the Eurovision Song Contest for Switzerland in 1988. The turning point was obviously her having a big hit and what do you do when you need a career firing hit? You record a cover version. Of course you do. You’ve got to get the song choice right though. It needs to be something that’s well known but which isn’t so definitive that you’d be mad to take it on. Did Celine get it right with “The Power Of Love” by Jennifer Rush? Well, yes and no. ‘Yes’ from the point of view that it did give her a first major UK hit when it powered its way to No 4 but also ‘No’ as I would suggest that despite that, the song is still associated most strongly with Jennifer Rush. The original was the UK’s biggest selling single of 1985, the ninth biggest selling of the decade and made Rush the first female artist to have a million selling single over here. Maybe I’m being unfair on Celine. After all, if it’s just about sales then she could point to the fact that her version topped the charts in the US, Canada and Australia, was the eighth biggest selling single of 1994 in America and shifted a total of 900,000 units. And yet…surely “The Power Of Love” isn’t the song that springs to kind first when you mention Celine’s name. That must be that ghastly ballad from Titanic mustn’t it? I can’t believe I’m tying myself up in knots over a debate about Celine Dion and Jennifer Rush! Suffice to say, off the back of her cover, the former went on to have a huge career including a No 1 a few months after this with “Think Twice”.

This is starting to look like a very strange show for Mark Franklin to bow out on. There seems little cohesion to the running order as it jumps around wildly from genre to genre. Hard rock, R&B, power ballads and now country music in the form of Garth Brooks. No doubt the outgoing TOTP producer Stanley Appel would point to the show’s diverse make up. Anyway, back to Garth and he’s put together a performance of his single “The Red Strokes” for us from Nashville and you can’t get more country than that! He’s even recorded a little intro for it which is giving me strong Ed Winchester from The Fast Show vibes…

Garth has also forgotten to wear his Stetson hat for the performance (amateur!) but that’s nothing to the change of image he affected five years later for his “Garth Brooks in…the Life of Chris Gaines” project. This was an ill advised attempt to push the country/ rock music boundaries even further than Brooks already had when he assumed the persona of a fictitious rock star (the titular Gaines). Intended for a film that was never made, Garth released an album of rock songs as Gaines anyway and even promoted it in character.

The album actually sold well but the whole concept has since been derided retrospectively. Brooks probably deserves some credit for having the cojones to try something different though. After all, Bowie’s various incarnations are lauded to the high heavens; the less said about Bono’s The Fly/Mirrorball Man/MacPhisto alter egos the better though.

https://youtu.be/6qXEEeYycCs

Just the two Breakers this week starting with…“Hyperactive!” by Thomas Dolby? A song that had already been a No 17 hit exactly ten years previous? Why? It was the old Greatest Hits trick in action again. Although Dolby had actually achieved his first UK Top 40 hits since “Hyperactive!” just two years before in “Close But No Cigar” (No 22) and “I Love You Goodbye” (No 36), the parent album “Astronauts & Heretics” had disappointed commercially. Presumably that’s why his record company EMI thought it was time to raid his back catalogue to try and increase their Dolby revenue streams.

“Retrospectacle – The Best Of Thomas Dolby” was released in the February of 1994 with “Hyperactive!” given a re-release to spearhead the promotion campaign. The CD singles included some remixes of early Dolby classics like “Dissidents” and “Windpower” which no doubt piqued the completist tendencies of his fanbase and may explain “Hyperactive!” making No 23 a second time around. I’ll have reviewed this track when it was a hit initially in my TOTP 80s blog so I’m not going to go through it again. However, I will admit to once giving a rendition of it (with my colleague Mel) to a dumbfounded office of co-workers including the “Tell me about your childhood” opening line.

The second Breaker sees the return of Enigma. The new-age hitmakers who took Gregorian chanting to the top of the charts in 1991 were back but this time they’d replaced monks with some tribal chanting. “Return To Innocence” was the lead single from second album “The Cross Of Changes” which, though not as successful as their debut “MCMXC a.D.”, would still sell 600,090 copies in the UK alone and go to No 1 in our charts.

The track sampled a recording of an Amis chant called “Elders’ Drinking Song” performed by Taiwan husband and wife folk duo Difang and Igay Duana who would end up suing Enigma founder Michael Cretu for unauthorised use of their music. Cretu settled out of court stating that he thought the recording was in the public domain. It also has a more traditional song structure than their most famous hit “Sadeness (Part I)” with vocals added by German pop star Sandra. Listening back to it now, if you take the chanting out, it kind of sounds like a Savage Garden song. That comment, of course, just goes to confirm that the song was all about the chanting.

All of the singles taken from “The Cross Of Changes” had rather pretentious sounding titles suggesting that they somehow might slip you the answer to everything once heard…

Return To Innocence
The Eyes Of Truth
Age of Loneliness
Out From The Deep

Pseuds! Anyway, the Benjamin Button style video (directed by Julian Temple) of the old fella in the orchard passing away and seeing his life flash before him in reverse is quite affecting and definitely added something to the track helping it to a UK chart high of No 3.

Oh and one last thing, remember last week when Tony Dortie made one final gaff on his last ever show by referring to D:Ream’s lead singer as Peter Cornelius rather than his actual name of Peter Cunnah? Well, it turns out that one of the guys behind Enigma was called…yep…Peter Cornelius! Right name, wrong show Tony!

The UK record buying public had an almost dysfunctional relationship with Richard Marx through the 80s and 90s. His debut album was a gigantic success in America but was almost completely ignored over here. Two US No 1 singles failed to even make the Top 40 but then the country suddenly buckled and sent rather wimpy ballad “Right Here Waiting” to No 2. We then immediately reverted to ignoring him for the rest of the decade. Come 1992 though, we decided we quite liked the creepy, story-telling single “Hazard” and it made the Top 3. Marx then settled down into a pattern of middling hits for the next two years before finally being beaten into submission by the UK’s collective refusal to look his way. Given that admittedly glib description of his chart fortunes and that we are in 1994 here at TOTP Rewind, it’s no surprise that we encounter him here with one of those final, medium sized hits in “Now And Forever”. The lead single from his “Paid Vacation” album, it would peak at No 13. It’s a gentle, almost acoustic (except for the sizeable string section behind him in this performance) ballad that was written about his relationship with then wife Cynthia Rhodes.

Marx is of the opinion that the hardest part of songwriting for him is coming up with lyrics that aren’t clichéd. He hasn’t got a problem with hackneyed song titles though. He says this of “Now And Forever”:

“I don’t mind a generic title, as long as the lyrics within it are unique…There are probably 600-700 songs in the world called ‘Now and Forever,’ but there’s not one line of lyric in that song that’s like anything else.”
https://www.songfacts.com/facts/richard-marx/now-and-forever

Hmm. Without wanting to get all Ed Byrne dissecting Alanis Morissette about it, let’s have a look at some of the lyrics then. Here’s the first verse and chorus:

Whenever I’m weary
From the battles that rage in my head
You make sense of madness
When my sanity hangs by a thread
I lose my way but still you seem to understand
Now and forever
I will be your man
Writer/s: Richard Marx
Publisher: BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

Hmm. Well, for a start, every line rhymes with the next one, a pretty conventional song writing style I would wager and is Richard seriously trying to claim that nobody has ever written the line ‘I will be your man’ before?! George Michael just about did with Wham! for a start. And all that stuff about being weary and losing my way? It’s hardly an original concept is it? Here’s some more:

Until the day the ocean doesn’t touch the sand
Now and forever
I will be your man
Now and forever
I will be
Your man
Writer/s: Richard Marx
Publisher: BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

Oceans and sand? Oh come on Marx! You can’t be serious! Listen, by all accounts Richard is a decent bloke – he took on Piers Morgan for not going far enough in calling out Donald Trump’s extremism and helped Korean Air flight attendants pacify an unruly, possibly drunk passenger while he and his wife were aboard a flight bound from Hanoi to Seoul. Admirable stuff but his songwriting claims? Nah.

Wait! What?! After country, R&B, power ballads, new-age ambient, hard rock and soft rock, we now get some boogie rock on Mark Franklin’s last TOTP gig? The poor lad having to deal with a show in the middle of an identity crisis! I really don’t recall ZZ Top having UK Top 40 hits as late as 1994 (a good decade after their commercial heyday) but here they are with “Pincushion”and like Franklin, I think it must be their last ever appearance. This came from an album called “Antenna” and would make a respectable No 15 on our charts. This one sounds like all of their other stuff to me and whilst I don’t mind some of the ZZ Top hits, I would never describe myself as a fan. Sadly, bassist Dusty Hill (on the left here) died in 2021 at the age of 72.

D:Ream remain at the top of the charts with “Things Can Only Get Better”. It’s the video this week but it’s just a run through of the song taken from a live gig (possibly supporting Take That?). It’s been edited into an annoying stop-motion style but even so, I still can’t spot Professor Brian Cox on keyboards. In his final outro at the show’s end, unlike Tony Dortie last week, Mark Franklin makes no mention of the fact that he’s leaving the show though he does state that Radio 1’s Simon Mayo is in the hot seat next week. Franklin always seemed like a safe pair of hands to me – not the most exciting but a competent presenter. I’m not really looking forward to the return of the likes of Mayo, Nicky Campbell and (ugh!) Bruno Brookes!

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Therapy?	Nowhere	Nope
2	Depeche Mode	In Your Room	No but it’s a great track
3	Joe	I’m In Luv	Nah
4	Celine Dion	The Power Of Love	As if
5	Garth Brooks	The Red Strokes	I did not
6	Thomas Dolby	Hyperactive!	No but my wife has The Flat Earth album it came from
7	Enigma	Return To Innocence	No
8	Richard Marx	Now And Forever	It’s a no from me
9	ZZ Top	Pincushion	Uh-uh
10	D:Ream	Things Can Only Get Better	And no

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