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TOTP 24 JUN 1993

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1993 is not one of my favourite years for music. That’s based on my memory and what I’ve seen on these TOTP repeats from this year so far but I would have to say that the singles chart was pretty eclectic. I’ve moaned and moaned about the proliferation of Eurodance tunes on the show but a glance at the running order for this episode paints a different picture. Yes, there are what you would term dance acts but there’s also some old timers like Rod Stewart and Brian May plus Gloria Gaynor makes her bow in the 1993 disco revival. There’s a boy band (sort of) plus there’s even some actual decent music courtesy of one of Scotland’s finest bands. Oh and Joey Lawrence is on as well. There has to be some utter tripe on or how would we know it’s still 1993?

We start with one of those dance acts but it’s a homegrown one as opposed to being imported from Europe. For me, this was the moment when M People became a proper big deal. Yes, they’d already cracked the Top 10 with a remix of “How Can I Love You More” earlier in the year but that track had topped and tailed debut album “Northern Soul” by being the first and last single released from it. What we had now was new material from a traditionally difficult second album. How would the public receive it? As it happened, they made “One Night In Heaven” the band’s biggest hit to date by sending it to No 6 in the charts giving them a second consecutive major smash and thereby continuing a run of eight singles that would all make the Top 10. It was official – M People would be sticking around for a while.

That second album was of course “Elegant Slumming” that would go triple platinum in the UK and produce another three hit singles after “One Night In Heaven”. It was also, memorably, the winner of the Mercury Music Prize in 1994. Mike Pickering had hit upon a successful formula of dance music which had enough beats to satisfy the bpm addicts and enough melody to appeal to the less hardcore dance heads. As an aside, I had a lecturer when I was a Polytechnic student called Mike Pickering but we all called him Mick Prick. No idea why. He seemed like a decent sort.

Before the next act, we have to address host Mark Franklin’s hair. What’s he done to it? Where’s his usual bouncy quiff gone? He’s plastered it all down to his head! I guess it does look very 1993 or is it jazz club?

Somebody else having hair issues is the next artist, the aforementioned Rod Stewart. I’m sure you’ve all seen this as it’s been doing the rounds but just in case…

Heh. Anyway, Rod was back in the charts with a cover of Van Morrison’s “Have I Told You Lately”. He’d recorded it for his 1991 “Vagabond Heart” album but this live version was taken from his “Unplugged…And Seated” album recorded as part of the MTV Unplugged series. That format was already well established in music fans’ minds with artists such as Paul McCartney, Mariah Carey and Eric Clapton having released albums under its banner recently. Even so, I was still slightly surprised at the success of Rod’s MTV album which went to No 2 and was platinum selling. As for his performance of “Have I Told You Lately” here, it’s all a bit much with Rod over emoting all over the place and then there’s that weird bit in the middle where a woman in the audience gives him a bunch of flowers and then rushes off past the camera and seemingly out of the venue. What was that all about? Now if she’d have handed him a hairbrush, that might have made some sense.

“Have I Told You Lately” peaked at No 5.

https://youtu.be/-C-YqmLtVJ4

Next to the (sort of) boy band and so far I’d say that East 17 had done a good job of becoming the anti- Take That. However, the decision to release a cover of “West End Girls” by Pet Shop Boys was a complete misstep. What was the thinking around this? Were record label London concerned that last single “Slow It Down” had failed to make the Top 10 and so released a cover to ensure a hit? If so, it was a strategy that was not a complete success as the East End boys version of “West End Girls” peaked at No 11. Somebody suggested on Twitter that it was down to their manager Tom Watkins who was trying to restart a working relationship with former clients Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe after they had separated at the end of the 80s. Whatever the truth, it was a calculated decision as the original pressings of their album “Walthamstow” didn’t include “West End Girls”. It was re-released with it added on in the wake of the single charting and we had to withdraw all the old copies from sale in the Our Price I was working in.

It’s just such a stiff, unconvincing cover not helped by the performance here which is just a lot of twirling around and jumping about on stage. All except for John Hendy. Were the other three trying to tell John something? He always seemed to be the one left to his own devices when the band appeared on TOTP. He was relegated to the back of the stage noodling on a bass guitar when they performed “Deep” and sat on a sofa idling away at a keyboard for “Slow It Down”. He’s back on the bass again here whilst Brian, Terry and Tony are doing their thing out front. I’m surprised that he’s not kicking in chairs and knocking down tables in frustration. Ahem.

https://youtu.be/35U-5OKWbx8

Number One in the World! Except it’s not. It’s No 6 in the chart this week on its way to a high of No 3 for Chaka Demus and Pliers and “Tease Me”. It’s another of those live by satellite performances (New York this week) which might just be in a room next door to the TOTP studio for all we know. It’s literally an empty setting other than a light pattern projected onto the blank walls. Seriously, what was the point?

I find it hard to discuss Chaka Demus and Pliers without finding them completely ridiculous because of that tool-related name. I’m sure there was a scene in the 90s sitcom 2point4 Children where the Belinda Lang character asks her teenage daughter what she’s listening to and when the answer comes back as Chaka Demus and Pliers, it’s the foundation for a whole litany of jokes. So what was the story behind that moniker? Here’s @TOTPFacts with the details:

So now you know.

Four Breakers again this week. I wish they would give this up. Really elongates these reviews unnecessarily. Most of them we never see again anyway. Ho hum.

SWV are the first of the four with their single “Weak”. The UK was still resisting the charms of the Sisters With Voices unlike in the US where this song was No 1 for two weeks and sold a million copies. By contrast, it stiffed at No 33 over here. It wasn’t until the “Right Here/Human Nature” mash up single came out a few weeks later that we decided we quite liked them after all.

And so we arrive at the time of Joey Lawrence. Who? Well, he was one of the stars of an American sitcom called Blossom that had been picked up by Channel 4 over here and was based around the title character played by Mayim Bialik. The premise of the show was of a family of three kids and their Dad dealing with their mother/wife leaving them. Lawrence played middle child Joey, a sports jock (to use the American vernacular) who wasn’t blessed with great intelligence but fancied himself as ‘one for the ladies’ and was given a catchphrase of “Woah!”. He was a sort of prototype Joey from Friends I guess. The show actually had far more depth to it than Lawrence’s character suggests. Firstly, it centred around a female lead which was not the norm at the time but it was also the atypical comedy themes that it dealt with such as sexual assault, Blossom’s first period and drug abuse (Blossom’s elder brother Tony was a recovering alcoholic and drug addict).

It was a decent watch and indeed me and my wife did tune in to it regularly when it was broadcast on Fridays I think. Bialik would go on to star in The Big Bang Theory whilst Lawrence starred in Melissa & Joey for four seasons. That’s not what concerns us here though. No. We have to address Lawrence’s music career which began whilst he was just 16 with the single “Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix”. Actors becoming pop stars was nothing new of course – we’d had a plethora of them in recent years mainly from the Aussie soap Neighbours but supposedly music was always Joey’s first love and he co-write this tune. It was a bit Bobby Brown-lite sounding to me (and I wasn’t a fan of the full fat flavour in the first place) and did he get a “Woah oh oh” into the chorus to play up to his character’s catchphrase?

Thankfully Joey Lawrence mania never really took off (although there was one young female customer in the Altrincham Our Price that I ended up working in who was a bit obsessed) and the whole thing was done by the end of the year. For the record though, “Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix” peaked at No 13.

And now for some ‘proper’ music though I have to admit I wasn’t an early adopter of Teenage Fanclub. Even though they were on to their fourth album (“Thirteen”) by 1993, they seemed to have eluded my radar which must have been on the blink as their brand of jangly power pop was right up my street. “Radio” was the lead single from that album and would become their second Top 40 hit after the previous years “What You You Do To Me” (how had I missed that single?!).

To me, they always seem more recognised for their influence and legacy than their commercial deeds and indeed were described by Kurt Cobain as the best band in the world in 1992 when they toured with Nirvana. I’ve since become a convert and “My Uptight Life” from their “Howdy!” album is one of my favourite ever tunes. Alas, I fear they won’t make their full TOTP appearance until the 1997 repeats come around.

“Radio” peaked at No 31.

Ah shit! More Shabba Ranks? Really?! Yes, if we thought he only had one song in “Mr Loverman” then we were wrong for here he is back again with “What’cha Gonna Do”. This was another collaboration, this time with Queen Latifah following his hit “Housecall” with Maxi Priest. You know what? Sod this for a game of darts. What am I gonna do Shabba? I’m moving straight on. “Laters!” as Tony Dortie might say.

Right what’s next? Oh come on! This wasn’t what the kids wanted in 1993 surely? Some hoary old rock from some hoary old rockers? I speak of Brian May and Cozy Powell who, having been a Breaker last week, are in the studio this time to perform “Resurrection”. This sounds horrible. Can I just get away with skipping this one as well? No? You want some more content? OK – here’s host Mark Franklin no less with some trivia:

Now away with you all!

I’m gathering some speed now so look out anybody who gets in my way! Oh, it’s alright as it’s Gloria Gaynor – she’ll survive (ahem). Yes, inevitably given the disco revival of 1993, Gloria Gaynor has entered the fray with a Phil Kelsey remix of her 1979 No 1 and subsequent gay / feminist anthem, “I Will Survive”. This was always going to happen wasn’t it? There is an interesting back story to this track though. Gloria had lost her ‘Queen of Disco’ crown to the emerging Donna Summer and so was looking for a hit to reclaim it. “Substitute” was chosen as the song to relaunch her. It had originally been recorded by The Righteous Brothers but had been a recent massive hit for South African all-girl group Clout (one of the best records of the 70s – fact!). Needing a B-side, songwriters Dino Fekaris and Freddie Perren supplied “I Will Survive” which Gloria loved but which her label Polydor didn’t and “Substitute” was released as the A-side.

When it failed to do the business, Gloria persuaded club DJs to flip the record and it eventually became a favourite at New York superclub Studio 54. Meanwhile, Boston disco radio DJ Jack King was also playing “I Will Survive” and this combined promotion would convince Polydor to re-release the single with “I Will Survive” on the A-side. The rest is history.

The 1993 remix though is awful with a horrible Chicago House backing installed for no apparent reason other than bandwagon jumping. It would rise to No 5 and a Very Best Of album was put out on the back of its success. Gloria’s vocal in this performance is effortless though I could have done without the audience sing-a-long that she encourages towards the end.

Oh God! Mark Franklin hasn’t just restyled his hair – he’s added an earring aswell! That camera angle of the back of his head which shows it in full effect was surely planned?! Anyway, Mark is back on screen to introduce Alexander O’Neal who is in the studio to promote his latest single “In The Middle” which was the second track to be lifted from his “Love Makes No Sense” album. A whole studio appearance seems a bit like overkill for a single that only got to No 32 and was a follow up to the album’s title track and lead single which only made No 26. Things didn’t get any better for Alexander who only returned to the UK Top 40 once more in 1996 with the No 38 hit “Let’s Get Together”.

Gabrielle is the new No 1 with “Dreams” though it’s hardly a surprise given its entry last week at No 2. The TOTP producers have decided that Gabrielle is a classy performer and adorned the stage with white drapes for some reason to make that point. As with Gloria Gaynor earlier, I could do without the metronomic clapping from the studio audience. At the end of the song, we get something which I don’t think we’ve seen since the early days of the ‘year zero’ revamp where Mark Franklin joins Gabrielle on stage for a little chat to ask when her album is out. It’s still cringey and still a bad idea. Maybe he just wanted to get more screen time for his earring?

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1M PeopleOne Night In HeavenNo but my wife had the album
2Rod StewartHave I Told You LatelyNah
3East 17West End GirlsSee 1 above
4Chaka Demus and PliersTease MeNot likely
5SWVWeakNo
6Joey LawrenceNothin’ My Love Can’t FixAs if
7Teenage FanclubRadioNo to my shame
8Shabba Ranks and Queen LatifahWhat’cha Gonna Do?Not buy it obviously
9Brian May and Cozy PowellResurrectionI say again, “Away with you!”
10Gloria GaynorI Will SurviveNope
11Alexander O’NealIn The MiddleNever happening
12GabrielleDreamsAnd no

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001bm8v/top-of-the-pops-24061993

TOTP 05 APR 1990

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In the world of TOTP Rewind, it’s 1990 and the month of March is now behind us as we enter into April and unlike in the case of poor Julius Caesar, nobody had murder committed against them on the Ides of March…unless you count Jive Bunny committing musical murder of the charts by scoring yet another massive hit single in that month.

After weeks of such shite, this particular show starts off almost unbelievably with two of the biggest songs of the year and possibly the decade. Having seen the ‘Madchester’ movement emerge at the end of 1989, its annus mirabilis is now in full swing. After Inspiral Carpets the other week, here comes another of the baggy triumvirate with their biggest and most widely known hit – it can only be Happy Mondays and “Step On”. So much has already been written about and indeed so much is already known about this track that I don’t know where to begin really.

OK, so the basics. We now all know that “Step On” is a cover version (sort of) – the original version of the song was called “He’s Gonna Step On You Again” by South African singer and songwriter John Kongos and was retitled “Step On” by the Mondays who turned it into a baggy dance anthem. Did I know this at the time? No, of course not. What I also didn’t know until now is that the band only recorded it to keep their US label Elektra happy. They wanted their roster of artists to contribute a cover version for a compilation album called “Rubáiyát” to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the label*. The idea of the album was to have present-day Elektra artists cover songs from the label’s historical catalogue of recordings. Factory boss Tony Wilson had to convince the Mondays to do it as their initial reaction to the idea was ‘nah – fuck that!’ (probably) and so they bashed out “Step On”.

However, once they’d finished recording it, they liked the results so much they decided to keep “Step On’ for a UK single release and gave Elektra their version of another John Kongos song “Tokoloshe Man”. And the results of their efforts on “Step On” were remarkable. From the rush of that initial Italo House keyboard flourish to that relentless irresistible groove allied with Shaun Ryder’s idiosyncratic delivery of the lyrics, it was mesmerising. Ah yes, those lyrics. The Mondays version actually sticks pretty closely to the originals with two obvious exceptions / insertions. The phrase “You’re twistin’ my melon man, you know you talk so hip man, you’re twistin’ my melon man” was lifted by Shaun from a documentary called Steve McQueen: Man On The Edge that he had seen. Here’s @TOTPFacts with the inspiring clip:

I had no idea about any of this until I caught the documentary when it was screened on TV years later and had a light bulb moment. I distinctly remember thinking “Hang on, did he just say ‘Your’e twisting my melon man’…but…but…that’s the lyric from ‘Step On’…Ohhhhhh”.

Then of course there is the now legendary “Call The Cops” line that Shaun added to the song’s opening. I’m not sure of the origin of this line but if we were in any doubt as to the longevity of it and indeed ‘Twistin’ My Melon’ in 2020, then check this out….

Nothing says 2020 more than face mask. Back in 1990 though and this song seemed to be everywhere. I even recall it infiltrating into the world of Coronation Street when Steve and Andy MacDonald set up an illegal pirate radio station and play it as the first song on their show.

“Step On” peaked at No 5 and would be the forerunner of their iconic “Pills ‘n’ Thrills And Bellyaches” album.

* Ever wondered what else was on that Elektra 40th anniversary album? How about The Cure doing “Hello I Love You” by The Doors? No? OK, Tracy Chapman covering “House Of The Rising Sun” by The Animals? Still no? Right, here’s one you can’t resist surely? “Hotel California” by The Eagles as performed by The Gipsy Kings…come on!

After taking a sabbatical in 1988, Madonna retuned the following year to conquer the pop charts all over again with her mega successful “Like A Prayer” album. In 1990, she diversified with one foot in the pop world and the other in the movies. After the relative success of her role in Desperately Seeking Susan came the howling flops that were Shanghai Surprise and Who’s That Girl but that didn’t stop Madge securing the role of Breathless Mahoney in the Dick Tracy project starring Warren Beattie in the title role. I recall there was a similar buzz for this flick as there had been for Tim Burton’s Batman the year before and so dutifully trotted off to the cinema to see it when it hit these shores in July. I cannot recall one thing about it and have never seen it since. Indeed, has it ever being shown on terrestrial TV? I guess it must have been at some point? Anyway, Madonna and Beattie famously got it on off camera as well and were a Hollywood super couple for a while.

Meanwhile, Madonna was also plate spinning with her musical career and managed to, rather tenuously and in a ham-fisted manner I would suggest, merge Dick Tracy together with her latest album. “I’m Breathless: Music From And Inspired By The Film Dick Tracy” – see even the title of it reeks of shoe horning the two worlds into each other – included three songs written by Stephen Sondheim and sung by Madonna which were used in the film with the rest being made up of Madge originals that were ‘inspired by’ but not included in the film. Just to add to the confusion there were two other soundtrack albums released in conjunction with the film – one which included diverse artists from K.D.Lang and Erasure to Brenda Lee and Jerry Lee Lewis (but not Madonna) performing songs in the style of the music of the 1930s, the era in which the film is set. There was also Danny Elfman’s orchestral score.

The first single to be released from “I’m Breathless” was “Vogue” which had nothing whatsoever to do with the film. Nowt. Nada. Nothing. That said, it was also a brilliant pop/dance crossover track that had the added (and crucial) gimmick of the ‘vogue’ dance craze. With the promotion of Madonna behind it, suddenly the whole world was ‘vogue’ crazy it seemed. How had we all managed before we knew to throw our hands around our faces before framing them in a snapshot pose? Supposedly Madonna had first come across the craze at The Sound Factory nightclub in New York where it was popular amongst its gay clientele. A quick phone call to her producer Shep Pettibone later and plans were afoot for “Vogue” to be unleashed on the world.

The song would become the world’s best-selling single of 1990, selling over six million copies and will be at No 1 in the UK soon enough.

From all conquering pop to quirky, indie goofiness as we catch up with They Might Be Giants and their surprise hit single “Birdhouse In Your Soul”. The amount of online discussion about the meaning of this song is staggering. Reams of comments and posts from would be interpreters of the band’s intentions in writing it, spewing forth theories about Greek mythology (the Jason and the Argonauts reference), religious metaphors (it’s all about God really) and teenage geeks trying to establish their own identities. The band have refuted these theories saying it’s just a song about a night light – nothing else. My theory is that if so many people have been intrigued about the song and continue to be 30 years on then they must have been doing something right. Oh, and that it’s a great tune.

And guess what? By curious happenstance, They Might Be Giants were also on the aforementioned Elektra label and therefore also appeared on the “Rubáiyát” 40th anniversary compilation album. This track by US protest singer Phil Ochs is the cover they submitted for it…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLEe-XwkoMs

By my reckoning this is the third TOTP appearance for “Mama Gave Birth To The Soul Children” by Queen Latifah and De La Soul – not bad going for a single that peaked at No 14. And it’s third time lucky for Queen Latifah’s name not being fluffed by the TOTP presenter. After both Gary Davies and Nicky Campbell proved themselves not up to the job, it fell to Anthea Turner to prove that, whatever else you said about her, at least she could pronounce a three syllable name correctly. Well done Anthea!

As with Madonna earlier, Queen Latifah has successfully juggled a career in both music and film for three decades now and at one point was so famous that she even had her own chat show. I found this almost unbelievable clip from it….

Dolly may be the queen of country, have her own theme park, inspired countless children to read with her literacy programme and now, it transpires, has donated huge amounts of money to help fund the research that produced the Moderna’s vaccine to combat the COVID-19 pandemic. However, there is one thing she cannot do and that is rap.

Eurovision Song Contest time again next and the 1990 UK entry came from Emma with a little ditty called “Give A Little Love Back To The World”. After consecutive second place finishes in the previous two contests, hopes must have been high that the UK could go one step further (ooh nice Bardo reference!) this time around and the responsibility for this fell onto the shoulders of Emma Booth who, at an Adrian Mole style 15 and a two thirds, was the youngest ever singer to have represented the UK in the contest. Emma was from Wales and sang a song written by one Paul Curtis. Well, Mr Curtis, hang your head in shame because it is an abomination. Look at these hackneyed, junior school lyrics with an environmental theme…  

We’ve come so far on this great planet
We should be proud of all the great things we’ve achieved
But in our search for life’s great knowledge
We go on takin’ out and never plant new seeds

We’ve got to stop, think of tomorrow
One day our children may have nothing left to share
Let’s do it now, then in the future
They will look back at us with pride and know we cared

Holy ozone layer! Poor Emma didn’t stand a chance having to sing such limp words. Almost set up to fail. And fail she did trailing in 6th. Too harsh? OK, she did the best with what she had and managed a creditable 6th place finish. Quite why the UK entry organisers felt she needed a single name performer identity Madonna style though, I’m not sure.

I remember this year’s contest as my girlfriend was visiting me at my parents home and being skint we stayed in on the Saturday night and watched it with my Mum and sister. As the votes came in and it became obvious Emma wasn’t going to win, they became increasingly more patriotic (dare I say jingoistic even?) and it all made for a very uncomfortable night’s viewing.

As for Emma, at least she had the satisfaction that her single was the first UK Eurovision entry to make the Top 40 (peaking at No 33) since Belle and the Devotions with “Love Games” back in 1984. “Love Games” was also written by Paul Curtis who tried his luck again the following year when he wrote “A Message To Your Heart” for our entry, a pre-Eastenders Samantha Janus. It came in 10th. Welsh female singers continued to fly the UK Eurovision flag a couple of times more with Jessica Garlick (ex-Pop Idol) in 2002 and the gravelly voiced Bonnie Tyler in 2013.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZJpnlRJ7UI

UB40 are back in the charts and its with another cover version (of course it is). “Kingston Town” was originally by Trinidad and Tobago reggae star Lord Creator but the Brummie lads recorded their own version for their “Labour Of Love II” album. Despite the album going three times platinum in the UK, the singles released from it didn’t perform that well with the exception of lead single “Homely Girl” and this one, both of which went Top 10. The other four singles taken from the album did hardly anything at all.

“Kingston Town” did very little for me I’m afraid. It all sounded a bit twee to my reggae-layperson ears. My abiding memory of this song though is that of my future mother-in-law who remarked upon hearing it played on local radio, when I was visiting my girlfriend (now wife) in Hull, whether the man on the radio was singing about Hull. That would be Kingston-Upon-Hull to give the city its full title.

“Kingston Town” peaked at No 4.

Next, a solid gold Pointless answer if you find yourself on the quiz show and are asked to name any Jason Donovan Top 40 single. “Hang On to Your Love” anyone? No, me neither. This was the second single from his “Between The Lines” album and although it was another sizeable Top 10 hit peaking at No 8, it was clear that Jason’s sheen of invincibility was starting to wane. How so? The evidence m’lud:

His previous five singles had peaked at the following chart positions:

1 – 1 – 1 – 2 – 2

No 8 just wasn’t cutting it. Worse was to follow when his next four single releases peaked at:

18 – 9 – 22 – 17

There was one final hurrah when his version of “Any Dream Will Do” from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat in which he was starring hit No 1 but it was pretty much gave over after that. So badly had his popularity dipped that his third album release was a Greatest Hits compilation. His third album! What happened to our Jase then? It may have been self inflicted. Apparently he felt that he was too over exposed and that his face was everywhere and that he wanted to dip out of the limelight for a while. Bit like that other SAW poster boy Rick Astley then? Yeah, maybe except that in a Smash Hits interview around the time of “Hang On to Your Love” he was asked:

“Do you fear failure? You were on 37 TV programmes over Christmas…”

His answer was:

“It’s called promoting your record!”

Hmm, can’t have it both ways Jase.

“Hang On to Your Love” was diabolically awful by the way, just so you know where I stand.

Snap! are still No 1 with “The Power”. The genesis of the track involved a New Jersey hip hop artist called Chill Rob G and a fair amount of skullduggery. In 1989, Mr G (or Chill if you prefer) released a track called “Let the Words Flow” an a cappella version of which was illegally sampled by Snap!’s producers for inclusion on “The Power”. Snap’s rapper Turbo B added a few lines of his own including “I will attack” and in an epic show of shithousery the “copywritten lyrics so they can’t be stolen” line. Not to be outdone, Chill Rob G released his own version of “The Power” in America but it got completely outperformed by Snap!’s version due to the much bigger promotional resources of their record company Arista compared to Mr G’s small label Wild Pitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42wEfMhb6mE

Supposedly Chill Rob G never got paid for the use of his source material in Snap!’s huge worldwide hit although some online commentators suggest he got a handsome out of court settlement. Whatever the truth of the matter, here’s Chill Rob G’s version which I think I actually prefer…

The play out video is “Black Velvet” by Alannah Myles. This slinky country rock song would go to No 1 in the US where it has racked up over four million radio plays and No 2 in the UK. It sold over a million copies in Myles’ home country of Canada and her LP was the fastest ever selling debut album in Canadian history. Given all of that, you would think that Alannah was set up for life. You’d be wrong as, echoing Chill Rob G’s experience above, she got shafted by her record company who got her to sign a crappy contract which meant that she had to pay $7 million in expenditures for her first three albums and she didn’t get her first ever royalty check for “Black Velvet” until 2008!

For posterity’s sake, I include the chart run down below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsZ549LT9qc
Order of appearanceArtistSongDid I Buy it?
1Happy MondaysStep OnNot the single but I have the album Pills ‘n’ Thrills and Bellyaches  it comes from
2MadonnaVogueNot the single but it’s on my Immaculate Collection CD
3They Might Be GiantsBirdhouse In Your SoulNot the single but it’s on a Q – The Album compilation LP that I bought
4Queen Latifah and De La SoulMama Gave Birth To The Soul ChildrenNo
5EmmaGive A Little Love Back To The WorldOf course not
6UB40Kingston TownNah
7Jason DonovanHang On To Your LoveI’d rather hang on to my dignity – big no
8Snap!The PowerNot for me thanks
9Alannah MylesBlack VelvetNope

Disclaimer

OK – here’s the thing – the TOTP episodes are only available on iPlayer for a limited amount of time so the link to the programme below only works for about another month so you’ll have to work fast if you want to catch the whole show.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000pjdq/top-of-the-pops-05041990

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

Some bedtime reading?

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TOTP 29 MAR 1990

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Welcome to Britain 1990. The furore about the hated Poll Tax is about to erupt when 393 people get arrested after violence broke out at a 200,000 strong protest in Trafalgar Square. These events happened two days after this TOTP aired and the day after that, the Strangeways Prison riot in Manchester began and would last 25 days as prisoners protested against conditions there. It’s pretty grim stuff. Meanwhile in TOTP land, the increasingly unlikeable Nicky Campbell is in the chair for this particular show and he seems to have gone to town on the hairspray to ensure his bouffant hair remains in place for the whole 30 minutes.

Guess what we open tonight with? Yep, another unremarkable dance tune. This one is by Bizz Nizz and is called “Don’t Miss The Partyline” which I barely remember at all. Turns out they were Belgian and this annoying track was their only UK hit. It’s based round an annoying keyboard riff that allied to some rudimentary rapping reeled in enough record buyers to send it all the way to No 7 for some reason. The keyboard riff is a double whammy of irritation for both sounding like an early ringtone and being mimed in this performance on a keytar! If we thought this was the pinnacle of annoying that these pillocks could create then look out as Bizz Nizz shout ‘hold my beer’ and return in a couple of years having put together that well known antidote to quality music known as 2 Unlimited. For shame!

From an infernal racket to some excruciating lyrics next as the video for Heart‘s “All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You” gets an airing for a second consecutive week. I’ve already dissected said lyrics in a previous post so let’s have a look at the video this time. Surely it can’t be as bad as those song words? Well, it’s basically a literal retelling of the song’s plot interspersed with footage of the band miming in a studio setting with the obligatory power lighting and smoke. It was directed by Andy Morahan and Mike Southon. Here’s the latter from his own website on the making of the video :

“The record company were worried about Ann Wilson’s weight. They suggested she wore black, that I’d photograph her against black and just light her face with a spotlight. I said that that would look ridiculous and that such a powerful singer and performer did not need trickery to sell her image. In the end they relented and let Andy and I do it our way.”

As misogynistic as their stance was, it seems to me that the record company still managed to get their way in the end as the promo is very heavily edited so that singer Ann Wilson doesn’t actually get much screen time at all. She is only shown for the waist up and there seems to be much more focus on her sister Nancy. Even when she is on screen, the camera only stays on her for a couple of seconds at a time. Southon still seems pleased with how it turned out though:

“It’s a pretty classic vid of its genre. Rain, downtown LA cheap motel, smoke, beams of light, beautiful couple making love. What’s not to like?”

Hmm. Give me the much pilloried “Rio” video anytime over your effort Mr. Southon. “All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You” peaked at No 8 in our charts and No 2 in the US.

Back in the studio, the increasingly snidey Nicky Campbell advises us “Here’s what we’re all going to be wearing this Summer – well you maybe – dig those flares…”. You can just tell that he desperately wanted to add the word ‘plebs’ after ‘you’ and before ‘maybe’ in his intro. And who were the flares wearing act up next? Candy Flip of course with their danced up version of “Strawberry Fields Forever”.

Apart from the obvious flares that Campbell was referring to, what else was this new strand of fashion that we would all be wearing? Well, look I’ve never been any sort of fashionista but even I know something of the baggy style that the ‘Madchester’ era ushered in. Alongside the flares there were brightly coloured or tie-dye casual tops (probably bought from Joe Bloggs) and possibly a bucket hat to top the look off as per The Stone Roses drummer Reni. Is this what those Candy Flip boys are wearing here? Sort of although it’s hard to see quite how wide their flares are because of all the dry ice. They do have their own version of Bez on maracas behind them though. We’ll get to see the real thing on these repeats soon enough.

As for the actual record, it seems remarkably dull and lifeless to me listening back to it now and I can’t quite see what all the fuss was about.

“Strawberry Fields Forever” peaked at No 3. and was the band’s only UK hit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w_FmC9IKkA

Ah now then. Here’s the real deal. After the faux bagginess of Candy Flip come a bona fide ‘Madchester’ band. Inspiral Carpets are back on TOTP for a second time with their hit single “This Is How It Feels” but…hang on a minute…. apart from singer Tom Hingley’s ridiculously oversized red duffle coat complete with toggles, the rest of them look pretty nondescript; not even one ‘Cool As F**k’ T-shirt on view anywhere!

Ah yes, those T-shirts. A few month on from this I relocated to Manchester and you could hardly move down Market Street for youths in Inspiral Carpets T-Shirts with the cow logo on them. In an innovative marketing campaign, their record label arranged for a quarter of a million milk bottles in the Manchester area to be emblazoned with an advertisement for their album “Life”. Despite those initial numbers, they’re pretty rare these days but you can still pick one up online for around £30 if you are so inclined. Moo!

The band revisited the milk bottle campaign
for the promotion of their 2003 Greatest Hits album

Now supposedly when the band travelled down to London on the train for this TOTP appearance, they sat opposite some girls from Manchester who were also going to the TOTP recording to be a part of the studio audience. Crushingly for the band, the girls didn’t recognise that their fellow travellers were Inspiral Carpets but did ask them what they thought of The Stone Roses though! You should have gone more heavy with the baggy togs lads!

“This Is How It Feels” peaked at No 14 making it the band’s second biggest hit ever behind 1992’s “Dragging Me Down”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJmsIRcd1iM

Next up is little Jimmy Somerville with his single “Read My Lips (Enough Is Enough)”. In this performance he’s wearing an ACT UP T-shirt to promote the direct action gay rights organisation he was a member of and whose causes the song’s lyrics espouse. In a Smash Hits interview later in the year Jimmy wondered if his being so outspoken on gay rights had stopped him from becoming more commercially successful. Apparently his record company commissioned a survey to find out who liked him and why. Here’s Jimmy taking up the rest of the story:

“They found that a lot of boys between 15 and 23 like the music but won’t go and buy the records because they think people will think they’re gay. So I’m sure if I kept my mouth shut I would have higher singles. But then again, it’s also a little victory because it means these people know what I’m about. The survey said that really young school girls like what I do – they know that I’m gay and they just wish I’d shut up!”

I’m not sure that I appreciated what “Read My Lips” was about at the time although I knew Jimmy was gay and a gay rights activist. With lines like…

‘Here we are and standing our ground, and we won’t be moved by what they say‘

and…

‘Finding cures is not the only solution, and it’s not a case of sinner absolution‘

…I probably should have cottoned on earlier.

Right, it’s all dance tunes from here until the end of the show (no Breakers this week) and we start with “Ghetto Heaven” by The Family Stand. Not to be confused with JT And The Big Family who were in the charts at the same time, this lot were a trio from Brooklyn although the singer Sandra St. Victor was from Dallas originally as Nicky Campbell states in his intro. If you asked me before this repeat aired what they sounded like I wouldn’t have had a clue but hearing “Ghetto Heaven” back it does ring a few bells. Like Bizz Nizz at the top of the show, the employed a keytar player (urgh!) but unlike Bizz Nizz (whose single must have seemed dated even back in 1990), The Family Stand’s sound just about still stands up today. This single was remixed by Soul II Soul’s Jazzie B and it certainly sounds like it with that familiar ‘thumpin’ bass’ and cool groove vibe.

After splitting in 1997 they reformed in 2007 and are still a going concern to this day although St.Victor has also had a parallel solo career and has toured with the likes of Freddie Jackson and Chaka Khan. She also once recorded a song called “I’ll Never Open My Legs Again”. Blimey! And I thought Heart song was risque!

Moving on to Jam Tronik now and their unspeakable version of “Another Day In Paradise”. This was just proper dog shit, real gruesome stuff. Who the hell was dancing to this in the clubs back in the day? Having said all that, back in 2013 I went on a friend from work’s stag weekend in Leeds and after a night of drinking we all ended up in a club called The Cockpit. It was a right dive. God knows what the DJ was playing but it sounded awful. To my utter amazement the next track he ‘dropped’ (that’s what you’re meant to say these days isn’t it?) was “Easy Lover” by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey! And there were people (young people I may add) dancing to it! WTF?! Apparently they were being ironic the youngest person in our group advised me. And again I say WTF?!

Back to Jam Tronic though and the singer up front is called Nikita Warren but apparently, according to Wikipedia, like so many before her, she wasn’t the actual singer on the track! Well I never! Incidentally, in later life she would go into artist management and one of her clients was Jimmy Somerville! How weird is that as they were on the same show together back in the day? Nikita was just the front for the act but the whole Jam Tronik project was put together by one Charlie Glass. No, not the goal scoring Carlisle United keeper. That was Jimmy Glass. Who you say? This is Jimmy Glass….

Literally a schoolboy error from Nicky Campbell next as we get to the new No 1 from Snap! with “The Power”. Name checking the members of the band he says the rapper is called Turbo D when it’s actually Turbo B. Come on Campbell – it’s as easy as ABC! The other person that he mentions – Jackie Harris – wasn’t the person who did the actual singing, she just appeared in the video. That was ex Chaka Khan backing singer (another one!) Penny Ford whose musical pedigree is pretty impressive – her father produced James Brown, her brother founded Kool & the Gang, and her sister was the singer Sharon Redd. So who was Jackie Harris then? A random woman the record’s producers found at the German army base where Turbo B had been stationed for his national service in the US army. Hmm. As a back story it’s not really up there with my father produced James Brown is it?!

The Big Brother / 1984 imagery at the start of the video helps to crank up the intensity of the track I think. And if you were in any doubt of…erm… the power of “The Power” check out this anecdote that I found on the Songfacts website:

On July 5, 2011, the top 19 stories of the 39-story building housing the Gangbyeon branch of the Techno Mart shopping mall in Seoul shook violently for 10 minutes, causing the building to be evacuated for two days. Instead of an earthquake, it was found that an exercise class on the 12th floor was playing “The Power,” which happened to match the building’s resonant frequency and caused it to violently shake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1BNcSBApOU

The play put video is “Mama Gave Birth To The Soul Children” by Queen Latifah and Del La Soul. In addition to his Turbo B error, Campbell also mispronounced Queen Latifah’s name as Queen La-fit-ah in the chart run down earlier. Didn’t Gary Davies make a similar mispronunciation the other week as well? How many times have I said this? “You had one job…”

For posterity’s sake, I include the chart run down below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjrSP9tCoU
Order of appearanceArtistSongDid I Buy it?
1Bizz NizzDon’t Miss The Party LineMiss it? I gave it a massive wide berth!
2HeartAll I Wanna Do Is Make Love To YouIt’s a no from me
3Candy FlipStrawberry Fields ForeverNope
4Inspiral CarpetsThis Is How It FeelsNo but I’ve got their Greatest Hits I think
5Jimmy SomervilleRead My Lips (Enough Is Enough)No
6The Family StandGhetto HeavenNah
7Jam TronikAnother Day In ParadiseNOOOOOOO!!!
8Snap!The PowerNot for me thanks
9Queen Latifah and De La SoulMama Gave Birth To The Soul ChildrenIt’s another no


Disclaimer

OK – here’s the thing – the TOTP episodes are only available on iPlayer for a limited amount of time so the link to the programme below only works for about another month so you’ll have to work fast if you want to catch the whole show.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000pjdn/top-of-the-pops-29031990

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

Some bedtime reading?

https://michaelmouse1967.wixsite.com/smashhits-remembered/1990-issues

TOTP 22 MAR 1990

Posted on by 80stastic

It’s two thirds of the way through March in 1990. The 21 year old me is still unemployed and has been since the start of the year. My girlfriend is miles away in Hull while I languish in poverty and hopelessness back in my parents’ house in Worcester. The only highlight of this particular week was my beloved Chelsea winning an actual trophy on the Sunday after this TOTP was broadcast. Back then, Chelsea were not the trophy winning machine they are now so any cup win was a big deal. The Zenith Data Systems trophy may seem like a joke to johnny come lately fans now but winning a final at Wembley was a huge deal for us diehards back then. Unfortunately, this was 1990 and very few games were being shown live on terrestrial TV so I couldn’t witness it live but my brother’s mate who has a Sky dish taped it for me and I watched the whole thing back on a VHS the following day. Apparently Moore’s Leisure Centre in Stockton was the place to go though. There was even a fellow Chelsea fan in there…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8f7G26wO4o

Enough football though. This is a music blog so play on sir and after last week’s ‘TOTP in decent tunes shocker’ episode, the question now is will that continue into this week’s show?

It’s a poor start. In fact, it’s a shocking start as the opening act are those three berks collectively known as Big Fun though why anybody would derive any fun (big or otherwise) from this turd fest, I have no idea. They’re in the studio after last week’s Breakers slot to perform their hit single “Handful Of Promises” and guess what? Absolutely everything about this is dreadful. The song, the bag of a fag packet dances moves …everything. Smash Hits ran a competition to win a copy of this single and I think the question they posed says it all about Big Fun:

Which of the following is an anagram of one of the Big Fun hunks’ name?

Is it :

  1. BIG WOBBLY NETHER REGIONS
  2. CHEST LIP WRICK
  3. DIPSTICK OF THREE

Heh. “Handful Of Promises” peaked at No 21.

I sometimes wonder if Erasure get the credit they deserve. Their longevity alone should be recognised (2020 is the duo’s 35th year together) whilst their creativity and productivity has been prolific. Their stats alone are amazing:

  • 35 x Top 40 singles
  • 16 x Top 10 singles (including 1 x No 1)
  • 18 x studio albums
  • 4 x No 1 studio albums
  • 1 x No 1 Greatest Hits album
  • 1 x Ivor Novello award for Most Performed Work
  • 1 x BRIT award for Best British Group
  • 1 x Mercury Music prize nomination

Despite all of the above, I wonder if they are unfairly seen now as a retro act permanently tied to the 80s and early 90s of their imperial phase. I would also put Duran Duran in that category and yet a peer like U2, who although undoubtedly having their critics and detractors, are seen as somehow more ‘credible’? Is it just a rock v (electro) pop prejudice?

Anyway, that Ivor Novello award mentioned above was actually for this single “Blue Savannah” which had a limited edition 30th anniversary re-release this year as part of Record Store Day.

One of those pesky electronic dance acts next that caused the TOTP producers so many problems with what to do with them on the show. When dance music exploded at the end of the 80s, permeated the mainstream and produced bona fide chart hits, TOTP was left with the problem of how to put them on the show. The hypnotic beats as pop songs and faceless DJs as pop stars format was TV kryptonite for a popular music TV show and so it came to pass that Orbital (brothers Phil and Paul Hartnoll) served up one of the most lacklustre performances in the show’s history when they were on to promote their dance anthem “Chime”. The brothers give a wonderful interview in the TOTP – The Story of 1990 film about said performance. They pushed just about every TOTP producer button when they :

  • Refused to mime
  • Left plugs on their keyboards to show they weren’t playing live
  • Refused a dancer on stage with them and so when one was forced upon them, refused to acknowledge she was even there
  • Wore T-shirts with political slogans on them (‘No Poll Tax’) when they had been explicitly told such behaviour was outlawed

Excellent work all round lads!

I always get Orbital confused with The Orb (not being a dance head and all) which to an 80s pop fan must be the same as a clubber confusing Howard Jones with Nik Kershaw! Blasphemy!

“Chime” reached a high of No 12 and the duo would return with even bigger hits later in the decade with “Satan” and the theme tune to the The Saint film reboot.

Fed up of dance tunes yet? No? Good because here’s another from 49ers who are back in the charts with their second of two Top 20 hits in “Don’t You Love Me”. Please note that these Italo Housers from Brescia are just 49ers and not The 49ers (think Eurythmics and not The Eurythmics). This is important as there is another musical act called The 49ers who are a hip-hop duo from Newark, Delaware who consist of members Jas Mace and Marchitect (I’m not making this up).

Yeah…you got me. I’ve got nothing else to say about 49ers so I’m just filling time….

…until the Breakers! Thank God! We start with another tune that I don’t remember at all and it’s a collaboration between Queen Latifah and De La Soul with “Mama Gave Birth To The Soul Children”. Queen Latifah is one of those artists who seem to have been around forever but I’d be hard pressed to name any of her songs as demonstrated by me not knowing this one. I’d probably know her filmography better than her discography to be honest. She’s great as Motormouth Maybelle in the 2007 version of Hairspray for example.

Having listened to “Mama Gave Birth To The Soul Children” though, it’s definitely a tune and De La Soul provide that extra special ingredient to make it a potent dish. An embarrassing spoonerism from Gary Davies when he introduces the Queen as Queen La-feet-ah doesn’t take anything away from the track.

Now despite all this dance music bouncing around the charts back in 1990, somehow there was also room for some soft metal from a band that we hadn’t seen for a couple of years. Heart had staged a delayed assault on the UK charts back in 87-88 when they broke big with Top 3 hit “Alone” before belatedly finding an audience over here for their back catalogue which also made the charts when re-released off the back of that breakthrough hit. Fast forward to 1990 and here are the Wilson sisters again back with a new song in “All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You” which turns out to have some of the most excruciatingly cringey lyrics ever committed to vinyl.

It’s basically one of those story songs but it’s completely ill advised. For a start there’s the plot about a woman who picks up a male hitch-hiker with the sole intent of taking him to a motel to have sex in an attempt to get pregnant. She then departs the next day leaving a note for the guy saying not to try and contact her. Inevitably they then run into each other years later with his child and she admits to him that she only did it because the man she is in love with is not able to father children. Look, I’m not making any judgements about the protagonist’s behaviour at all but is that really the best subject matter for a song? The band themselves hated it – they didn’t write it, rather it was penned by producer ‘Mutt’ Lange and they felt pressurised to record it. Here’s singer Ann Wilson from a 2017 ultimateclassicrock.com interview:

“I didn’t believe in the way the original lyrics were devaluing the man in the story. Just going, ‘Yeah, I can pick you up. We can have a night of love. We can never even know each other’s names. You can be so miraculous, and then I can just get up and leave you a note and walk out on you. Have a baby and sort of gloat about your surprise when you see the kid.’ To me, that was kind of an empty, weird, sort of hateful story.”

The song was actually banned in Ireland because the main character was a woman advocating random sex with a hitchhiker and the band didn’t play it live for years.

Then of course there are those lyrics. Here are a few of Lange’s (ahem) ‘beautiful’ words:

So we found this hotel
It was a place I knew well
We made magic that night
Oh, he did everything right

He brought the woman out of me
So many times, easily
And in the morning, when he woke
All I left him was a note

Eewww! And pray, what did the note say?

I told him I am the flower
You are the seed
We walked in the garden
We planted a tree

I mean really. It reminds me of another salacious story song – “Platinum Blonde” by Prelude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcHUvZIVv6A

Enough muck! Something a little more edifying please? Oh come on! What fresh hell is this? A dance version of a Phil Collins song? Talk about a double whammy of crapness! As far as I can tell, Jam Tronik were a German dance project who specialised in making naff dance versions of well known songs. There only UK hit single (peaking at No 19) was “Another Day In Paradise” – like the world really needed such a thing! Some of the other artists whose work they bastardised included The Carpenters, Meatloaf and Ben E. King.

As hateful as this is, it’s not the worst Phil Collins incident I have been witness to this week. I was watching some TV quiz show about music presented by that bloke from JLS and his partner the other day and they had AJ Pritchard on it – you know, that Strictly Come Dancing professional dancer whose now on I’m A Celebrity...Well, played the intro to “Mad World” by Tears For Fears, he had to identify who the artist was. His answer? “Is it Phil Collins?”. I despair.

Back in the studio now and it’s one of the biggest songs of the year (the 10th best selling in fact). Snap! were a German Eurodance group formed in 1989 by producers Michael Münzing and Luca Anzilotti and “The Power” would become the first of two UK No 1 singles for them. As with Black Box before them (and Milli Vanilli almost simultaneously), there was a ‘who’s the real singer?’ scandal attached to Snap! I think the female vocalist up there on stage with rapper Turbo B is one Jackie Harris who didn’t actually lay down the vocals for the track. That was Chaka Khan backing singer Penny Ford. With the Milli Vanilli lip sync scandal about to break and with Snap! being on the same record label as those two charlatans, a second miming furore was not what was required and so Penny was found pretty quickly and officially restored to the Snap! line up.

As for the song itself, it wasn’t my cup of tea at all but you certainly couldn’t ignore the blistering force of it. It fair smacked you about the face the first time you heard it. It will be No 1 soon enough.

This again?! This is the third time the video for “Lily Was Here” by Candy Dulfer and David A. Stewart has been on the show and I’m out of things to say about it now. Erm…oh yeah! I’ve got Dave Stewart’s autobiography. I wonder what he had to say about this record?

*much flicking of pages and skip reading later*

Well, he said….precisely nothing about it. I couldn’t find one mention of “Lily Was Here” or Candy Dulfer. Bit rude. I mean, I know he’s worked with just about everyone in both the music and movie worlds so it might have been hard to fit every collaboration into one tome but even so. I wouldn’t expect a Christmas card from Dave anytime soon Candy. He’s well moved on…

“Lily Was Here” peaked at No 6.

In amongst this seemingly endless ocean of generic (and frankly mostly dreadful) dance tunes, there comes the odd life raft of relief….and ‘odd’ is certainly the word for this next act. Quite how US alternative art rockers They Might Be Giants came to score a UK Top 10 hit at this time is almost as big a mystery as the lyrics to “Birdhouse In Your Soul”. This curious and beguiling piece of pop still intrigues me 30 years on. Everything about it from its peculiar song structure to its oblique lyrics screams ‘this is not a hit record’ and yet it somehow works. Ah yes, those lyrics. Making references as disparate as Jason and the Argonauts and The Longines Symphonette whilst including phrases like ‘filibuster vigilantly’ which really should have no place in a pop song, the piece is supposedly written from the perspective of a a blue nightlight shaped like a canary. As you do.

The performance here is delightfully bonkers with front man John Linnell throwing some very David Byrne-esque shapes. I also liked the follow up to this which was called “Istanbul (Not Constantinople)” but it failed to make the Top 40 but they returned there again one final time in 2001 with “Boss Of Me” which was the theme tune to the US TV sit com Malcolm In The Middle.

“Birdhouse In Your Soul” flew all the way up to No 6 in the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FRiKeu70Go

A fourth and final week at No 1 then for Beats International with “Dub Be Good To Me”. I’m guessing that they might be on TOTP at least once more as their follow up single “Won’t Talk About It” hit the Top 10 but they never appeared in the Top 40 again after that. Why did they break up? Who knows? Maybe Norman Cook was disillusioned with the project after the commercial failure of the ska/reggae influenced second album “Excursion On The Version”? Maybe he wanted to pursue a different musical direction as he did with the acid jazz inspired Freak Power? Or maybe he just wanted to widen his palette of production skills by working with lots of other artists? Whatever the reason, thank God they made “Dub Be Good To Me” with its stretch at the top of the charts that thereby deprived Jive Bunny of a fourth consecutive No 1 single.

The play out track is “Read My Lips (Enough Is Enough)” by Jimmy Somerville. This was the title track of his debut solo album and came on the back of two other hit singles taken from it in “You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)” and “Comment Te Dire Adieu”. Unlike the previous two, this was a Somerville original and he wrote it to promote gay rights. Indeed, there was a definite association between the song and the ACT UP (AIDS Coalition to Unleash Power) movement and that organisation’s ‘Read My Lips’ kiss-in events to demonstrate positive expressions of queer sexuality.

Aside from its political overtones though, it’s a bloody good disco record to boot. I like the way that Jimmy wove in the phrase ‘enough is enough’ into the song – I’m guessing it was a small homage to “No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)” the 1979 disco stomper by Donna Summer and Barbara Streisand.

“Read My Lips (Enough Is Enough)” peaked at No 26.

For posterity’s sake, I include the chart run down below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LppdfoTcdLw
Order of appearanceArtistSongDid I Buy it?
1Big FunHandful Of Promises…and a pocketful of shite, NO!
2ErasureBlue SavannahNo but It must be on their Greatest Hits collection that I own.
3OrbitalChimeNah
449ersDon’t You Love MeNo I don’t
5Queen Latifah and De La SoulMama Gave Birth To The Soul ChildrenNope
6HeartAll I Wanna Do Is Make Love To YouIt’s a no from me
7Jam TronikAnother Day In ParadiseNOOOOOOO!!!
8Snap!The PowerNot for me thanks
9David A. Stewart and Candy DulferLily Was HereAnother no
10They Might Be GiantsBirdhouse In Your SoulNot the single but it’s on a Q – The Album compilation LP that I bought
11Beats InternationalDub Be Good To MeNo but my wife had their album
12Jimmy SomervilleRead My Lips (Enough Is Enough)No


Disclaimer

OK – here’s the thing – the TOTP episodes are only available on iPlayer for a limited amount of time so the link to the programme below only works for about another month so you’ll have to work fast if you want to catch the whole show.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000p9v4/top-of-the-pops-22031990

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

Some bedtime reading?

https://michaelmouse1967.wixsite.com/smashhits-remembered/1990-issues