Take That

TOTP 21 MAR 1996

Posted on June 21, 2024 by 80stastic

In the last post I mentioned that Ricky Gervais had been the music advisor on the BBC2 show This Life and that much of its soundtrack featured artists that could have been categorised as Britpop. Well, it looks like Ricky could have been advising on the tunes for this TOTP with nearly half of the acts of that genre. Also very much riding that zeitgeist are tonight’s hosts, the then achingly right on Steve Lamacq and Jo Whiley.

We start with one of those Britpop acts Shed Seven who are at the top of their arc popularity wise with their biggest ever hit “Going For Gold”. To mark the occasion, lead singer Rick Witter has channeled his inner Martin Fry from ABC and turned up in a gold lamé outfit (see what he did there?). A few weeks later, as part of the BBC’s Euro 96 coverage, the band would find two of their songs (this one and “Getting Better”) being used to soundtrack trailers for England games. Just as “Going For Gold” was reaching a much wider audience than ever before due to its adoption by BBC Sport, conversely Going For Gold their daytime quiz show hosted by Henry Kelly came to the end of its nine year run just days after the end of the football tournament.

We stick with Britpop as Oasis get another outing despite the fact that “Don’t Look Back In Anger” is no longer at No 1. As with Technohead the other week however, staying in the same position for two weeks as you descend the charts is seen as reason enough to bag a spot on the show. As such, in spite of falling from No 1 to No 2 to No 3 in consecutive weeks, staying at No 3 sees Noel, Liam, Bonehead et al back on our screens. I like the way that Jo Whiley refers to them as “Our friends in the North” thereby giving a nod to the fact that this song was used in the closing scene of the BBCs drama series of the same name that had aired a couple of weeks previously. I seem to be warming to Jo a bit retrospectively having not had too high an opinion of her in the past. This would be the last time we saw Oasis on TOTP for nigh on 18 months when they returned with the “D’You Know What I Mean?” single.

Apart from “Lucky Star” in April 1984, Madonna had an unbroken run of Top 10 hits in the UK stretching all the way until December 1994 and then she had three in 15 months or three out of her last six single releases if you prefer. Starting with “Take A Bow” which only made it to No 16, there then followed “Oh Father” that matched it and finally there was “One More Chance” that peaked at No 11. Another track from her “Something To Remember” ballads collection, this was actually one of three new songs recorded for the project. It’s all very stripped back with only three instruments used on it – acoustic guitar, cello and keyboard. The composite effect is Madge does “More Than Words” by Extreme.

As she was filming for the Evita film when the single was released, there wasn’t time for Madonna to promote the song nor even to shoot a video so we just get a promo of clips from her previous videos slung together, hence Jo Whitley’s comment “A brief history of Madonna, hairdo by hairdo”. I find the whole thing a tad underwhelming if I’m honest. Now, if she’d covered this instead, then I would have taken a lot more notice…

There were perhaps none more Britpop than Menswear and like Shed Seven earlier, this was the peak of their success. After three medium sized hits the previous year, “Being Brave” would give the band their only Top 10 hit. It took a big ballad to do it, dripping with strings and a big ‘bah, ba ba, bah’ chorus but they manage to pull it off. I remember thinking at the time that they were somehow selling themselves and their fans short by releasing a ballad as if they were playing along with the record industry game and not sticking to their principles but on reflection, why shouldn’t they record such a song? They’re the artist, the creative ones, not me – I was just selling their wares working in a record shop.

Johnny Dean looks like he’s been inspired by Bowie’s ‘Thin White Duke’ era image here but, as with the song he’s singing, it all just about works. Menswear would only have one more hit single later in 1996 before they embarked on the disastrous country rock – tinged second album “Hay Tiempo!” which only got released in Japan at the time though it is available on Spotify now. They split in 1998 with a brief relaunch in 2013 but with only Dean as the original member of the new line up. He would subsequently disown that period of the band and having started a new group, it seems that Menswear are officially closed until further notice though a career spanning four CD box set – “The Menswear Collection” – was released in 2020.

There now follows a pair of very middle of the road ballads performed by two very mainstream artists. For all his success both as part of The Commodores and as a solo artist, Lionel Richie hadn’t released a studio album for a whole ten years by 1996. The only material made available under his name in the intervening years had been his incredibly successful Best Of album called “Back To Front” in 1992 and accompanying hit single “My Destiny” but other than that, nowt. In fairness to Lionel, he’d spent much of that time dealing with a highly publicised divorce plus the loss of his father and a close friend. By 1996, he was ready to resume his career and joined forces with those go to soul / R&B producers Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. The result was the album “Louder Than Words” and its lead single “Don’t Wanna Lose You”. However, Lionel did lose me (if he ever had me in the first place) as this was a sluggish, ambling, slow walk to extinction song whose only possible hope of redemption was that it had a whiff of “No Woman No Cry” about parts of its melody. The album sold moderately at best (ten times less the amount than “Dancing On The Ceiling” did in the UK) prompting his next release to be yet another Best Of in the form of “Truly: The Love Songs” in an attempt to reverse Lionel’s commercial fortunes which it did until his subsequent studio album in 1998 which absolutely bombed. I guess people are just stuck on you(r) old songs Lionel.

The second of those two ballads is “Falling Into You” from Celine Dion. In his intro, Steve Lamacq refers to her as “the skinniest woman in the world”, a comment I don’t think he would get away with today. It was probably ill-advised back then given the rumours of eating disorders that had followed Celine around most of her life. In any case, Steve Lamacq was hardly on the portly side or a picture of glowing health himself back then was he? In 2022, Celine revealed that she had been diagnosed with stiff-person syndrome, a neurological condition affecting her muscles. An Amazon Prime documentary chronicling her illness has just been released.

Were Garbage Britpop? On the one hand you’d have to say absolutely not given that 75% of their line up were American. On the other, their lead singer and focal point of the band was Scottish. Whether they were or not, what is sure is that they were the third band on the show tonight experiencing their biggest ever hit after Shed Seven and Menswear. “Stupid Girl” was the third single to be released from their eponymous debut album and would peak at No 4. It’s also surely their best known song. Built around a drum loop from “Train In Vain” by The Clash, it’s an hypnotic four minute tale of wasted potential with Shirley Manson’s strident, powerful vocal frogmarching rather than leading us through it.

Given that their previous two Top 40 hits had peaked at Nos 29 and 13, “Stupid Girl” going straight in at No 4 must have been a shock to both band and record label especially as the album had been out for a good six months by this point. It would set something of a standard with four of their next five singles going Top 10. Shirley looks great here with her pink dress reviving images of their debut TOTP appearance and that pink feather boa wrapped around her mike stand. So, returning to that original question, to be or not to be Britpop? I don’t know but great pop? Definitely. No maybe about it.

Boxing and pop music are not natural bedfellows. Sure, there’s “Eye Of The Tiger” by Survivor from Rocky III which will be forever synonymous with the fight game and that song “In Zaire” by Johnny Wakelin which was about ‘The Rumble In The Jungle’ match up between Muhammad Ali and George Foreman but generally I would argue, no good can come of them sparring with each other. I’m not talking about the walk on music that boxers enter the ring to as they’re proper tracks that have been co-opted for a different use. Nor do I mean the various boxing playlists to be found on streaming platforms for the same reason. No, I’m talking about when the two worlds properly collide like here…Kaliphz featuring Prince Naseem and “Walk Like A Champion”. This was a hip-hop outfit from Rochdale teaming up with the holder of the WBO Featherweight title, the flamboyant (some may say arrogant) Prince Naseem Hamed. Presumably both thought that they could benefit from such a symbiotic relationship – Kaliphz bagging themselves a bona fide chart hit and furthering their career and Prince Naseem…well…making a few quid I suppose.

The resulting track is, of course, appalling. Naseem was so high on confidence by this point that he even believes a vocal contribution from himself was not just valid but valuable. It wasn’t. Who bought this rubbish? I’m guessing there must have been some hard selling into record shops by the promotion team behind it to get it to No 23. Kaliphz did gain some traction from its success though. At the prompting of DJ and FFRR Records label owner Pete Tong, a move to Jive Records brought a pairing with Pete Waterman. Under his guidance and a name change to Kaleef, they secured a second chart hit when their version of “Golden Brown” by The Stranglers peaked at No 22 later in 1996. Prince Naseem would continue boxing for a further six years winning 36 of his 37 professional bouts.

Prince Naseem wasn’t the first boxer to release a record though. Discounting Billy Joel who was a boxer before moving onto making music, Nigel Benn aka ‘The Dark Destroyer’ released “Stand And Fight” in 1990 with an outfit called The Pack. It wasn’t a hit but I would wager it was a better record than the Kaliphz/Prince Naseem effort. I could be biased though as I have my own personal memory of this track. Back then, I’d just started as a Christmas temp at the Our Price store in Market Street, Manchester. Just a few weeks into my time there, we had a personal appearance from Nigel Benn himself to promote the record. He signed a load of publicity shots (I got one for my brother who was a fan) and we played his song continuously on the shop stereo not that it sold much. There was a photo of him with the shop staff (including a 22 year old me) that appeared in the WH Smith staff magazine which I kept for years but I’ve no idea where it is now.

Of course, there is one example of boxing snd pop music dovetailing beautifully and it comes courtesy of Everything But The Girl whose song…erm…”Boxing And Pop Music” from their 1991 album “Worldwide” is rather beautiful.

It’s a third and final week at the top for Take That with “How Deep Is Your Love”. As this blog will come to an end with the 1999 TOTP repeats, it’s also the last time I’ll be reviewing them. So farewell Gary, Mark, Jason, Howard and Robbie. I couldn’t stand you when you first appeared on the scene even before you were having hits. Working in Manchester at that time, everyone knew about the group’s failed attempts at stardom to the point that when Gary Barlow came into the Our Price store I was working in, a colleague followed him round mouthing “Nobody buys your records” behind his back. How we all laughed. Then, when the joke was on us as they started notching up the hits, I really detested them, dismissing them as manufactured teeny weeny idols only getting success by resorting to 70s cover versions. When “A Million Love Songs” came out, I begrudgingly admitted it wasn’t the worst thing I’d ever heard and had to acknowledge that Barlow had written it himself at least. Following that, their Barry Manilow cover of “Could It Be Magic” was actually pretty good – what was happening? Having got into their stride, the flood of No 1s arrived. Most of them I could do without to be honest though they at least tried for a more mature round on “Sure”. Then came their finest moment for me with “Back For Good” – a truly great pop song with follow up “Never Forget” also…well…memorable. Their reunion ten years later brought more well crafted pop songs and they deservedly reaped success a second time around. I even saw them live at the Old Trafford cricket ground with my sister, standing in for a friend who’d let her down and it was a very enjoyable show. Even losing another member in Jason Orange hasn’t killed them off. Fair play to them I say.

One last thing, we never got to see the frankly bizarre video for “How Deep Is Your Love” on these TOTP repeats so a quick word about it. We may have thought that we’d get a commemorative promo for their ‘last’ single, maybe a montage of their hits or a farewell-themed plot reassuring their broken hearted fans that everything would be OK in the end. How wrong we were.

What we actually got was a tale of kidnapping, the implication of torture and ultimately murder. The band play their parts well as the kidnapped performing the song under duress (especially Barlow) but the video is stolen by the blonde kidnapper played by Paula Hamilton. With disturbing heavy Whatever Happened To Baby Jane eye make up, she makes for a convincing deranged, obsessed fan. Paula has had her own demons in her real personal life. You can read up about her yourself if you want but besides the Take That promo, she is also best known for this memorable advert from 1987:

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Shed Seven	Going For Gold	Thought I might have but singles box says no
2	Oasis	Don’t Look Back In Anger	YES!
3	Madonna	One More Chance	Nah
4	Menswear	Being Brave	Nope
5	Lionel Richie	Don’t Wanna Lose You	As if
6	Celine Dion	Falling Into You	Never
7	Garbage	Stupid Girl	Could have but didn’t
8	Kaliphz featuring Prince Naseem	Walk Like A Champion	Hell no!
9	Take That	How Deep Is Your Love	No but my wife had their Greatest Hits CD

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zyvh/top-of-the-pops-21031996?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 14 MAR 1996

Posted on June 18, 2024 by 80stastic

Sometimes, things can take a while before they come to fruition, a substantial gestation period before conditions are right for optimum blossoming. In the world of entertainment, we might call it a sleeper hit. In the UK singles chart of 1996, such things were becoming a rarity with singles careering in and out of the Top 40 within a couple of weeks, usually debuting at their peak position before falling away quickly. Songs going straight in at No 1, a complete rarity in the 80s, was becoming a weekly event. In the television industry however, sleeper hits were still a thing. Stretching back to the 70s, Happy Days only became a huge success once the programme makers decided to centre the show around the character of Fonzie. In the 80s, the first series of Blackadder was not a ratings winner until they changed eras and the personality of the title character in Series 2. A similar thing happened with Men Behaving Badly with its popularity soaring once Harry Enfield’s character was replaced by Tony played by Neil Morrissey.

So it was in 1996 with This Life which first aired four days after this TOTP was broadcast. An ensemble piece about a group of 20 something law graduates as they began their careers, it gained little attention when first broadcast. However, with a second series secured, the first was repeated early in 1997 so that it would segue into the second and it started to gain traction both critically and ratings wise. I’m pretty sure that would have been when I started watching it. The show’s success would make stars of the young, mainly unknown cast, none more so than Andrew Lincoln who would eventually become the lead in The Walking Dead phenomenon. This Life featured plenty of contemporary music in it chosen by a pre-fame Ricky Gervais (credited as ‘Music Advisor’) with a heavy Britpop bent. Artists such as Oasis, Pulp, Blur, Suede and Supergrass would all have their songs used. None of those acts are on this episode of TOTP sadly but let’s see who are.

Oh come on! After I’d spent the intro making the case that unlike TV, the Top 40 wasn’t home to any sleeper hits by 1996, the very first song on tonight’s show is just that. “Return Of The Mack” by Mark Morrison would take six whole weeks to get to No 1, the making it the first record to actually climb to the top spot since Michael Jackson’s “You Are Not Alone” the previous September. Not only that, it also took its own sweet time descending the charts. Look at these positions in a solid twelve week stay inside the Top 10.

6 – 6 – 6 – 4 – 3 – 1 – 1 – 2 – 2 – 3 – 3 – 10

In short, it was a monster shifting 1.8 million copies in the UK alone, being our fifth best selling single of the year and also going to No 2 in the US Billboard Hot 100. So what was it about it the track that got under people’s skin so? Well, it was damned catchy with a singalong chorus that anyone could do but especially if your surname began with ‘Mc’ or ‘Mac’. Plus, it was a very smooth sound, almost effortlessly so. Much of that came from its sampling of “Genius Of Love” by Tom Tom Club which also featured heavily in Mariah Carey’s hit “Fantasy” from a few months earlier so maybe that triggered some brain muscle memory that appealed?

As for Morrison himself, he was not a pleasant individual and would never win any Citizen of the Year awards. I knew he’d been in trouble with the police but it wasn’t until I read up on him for this post that I understood the full extent of his law breaking. Perhaps the most famous incident was when he was sentenced to 12 months in Wormwood Scrubs for paying a lookalike to do 108 of his 150 hours of community service following his conviction for affray in a brawl in which there was one fatality. In an act of premonition, Morrison foretells his fate by wearing a set of handcuffs on his left hand in this performance.

Continuing the police presence in this show, here’s Gabrielle who wasn’t in trouble with the law herself at this time but she did have to help them with their enquiries. This was a case involving her ex-partner and father of her child who murdered his stepfather. Obviously, once the press got hold of the story and made the connection with Gabrielle, it was her name that hit the headlines not his but there was never any suggestion of the singer being involved in the murder. It wasn’t the greatest profile with which to relaunch her career though. However, “Give Me A Little More Time” was too appealing a song for any bad press to derail it and it became a Top 5 hit.

I should say, by the way, that tonight’s hosts (plural) are MN8 who are making the most of their brief time in the spotlight. I can’t say I approve of their banter so far especially the feeble joke about a band trying to be like Oasis called, The Ants…The Spiders…no The Beatles. Come on guys, that’s awful! Anyway, “Real Love” was the second single to come out of The Anthology project following the massively disappointing “Free As A Bird”. Based around another unfinished John Lennon demo, at least this one doesn’t sound like an ELO B-side despite the involvement once again of Jeff Lynne in a producer role. The video is the predictable montage of archive clips of the band integrated with some new footage of Paul, George and Ringo recording their contributions to that original demo. It doesn’t seem to have such a defined narrative as the promo for “Free As A Bird” which was meant to be from the perspective of a bird in flight. It also doesn’t have that grainy animation effect which its predecessor did but, personally, I think it’s all the better for that.

I don’t recall this but apparently Radio 1 refused to play “Real Love” on the basis that they were a contemporary music station and the latest release from The Beatles wasn’t what their listeners wanted to hear. Oh dear. Whilst falling short of calling it a ban, Radio 1’s stance caused a reaction from Paul McCartney (the return of the Mc?) who wrote an 800 word article in the Daily Mirror expressing his disappointment and that he could hear the influence of The Beatles in a lot of the then contemporary music. He had a point when it came to Oasis at least. In an act of contrition, station controller Matthew Bannister agreed for a ‘Golden Hour’ of Beatles music and that of those artists influenced by them to be broadcast.

The sixth take of the “Real Love” demo is the first track on the soundtrack to the 1988 documentary Imagine: John Lennon which I owned at one point. The official 1996 release of it would be the last new Beatles song released in the lifetime of George Harrison who died in 2001. In 2023, the final ever Beatles single “Now And Then” was released but thankfully I won’t have to review that.

OK, I quite liked the MN8 intro for this next one. One of them says “There’s Motörhead, Radiohead, Beavis and Butthead now there’s Technohead” while his pal keeps interrupting him saying he wants to be a hippy. “Go away and be a hippy then” the first one exclaims in exasperation finally. Look, it’s hardly Derek and Clive or Morecambe and Wise but it amused my tiny brain OK?! Talking of which, the brainless “I Wanna Be A Hippy” was purely for the feeble minded. The TOTP producers couldn’t get enough of it though it seems. Despite having fallen down the charts twice (and gone back up once), staying at No 9 (after peaking at No 6) for two weeks was considered enough chart traction for another (a third?) TOTP appearance. It would hang around the Top 40 for a further five weeks before departing by which point their follow up single was out and straight into the Top 20. Oh joy!

Wait…what?! Peter Andre had a hit in this country before “Mysterious Girl”?! I wouldn’t have believed it but here’s the evidence literally in front of my eyes. “Only One” was already at its peak of No 16. The aforementioned “Mysterious Girl” would be his subsequent single release and it would be that song that really broke him when it went to No 2. He followed that up with two consecutive No 1s before 1996 was over meaning he had four hits in that calendar year. Who would have thought that 28 years later, this perma-tanned, baby oiled berk would still be appearing on our TV screens long after his pop career was over?! What is his enduring appeal? I just don’t get it.

If I had to say something about “Only One” it would be that it’s not as bad as “Mysterious Girl” but that’s like saying Rishi Sunak isn’t as bad as Liz Truss. Both are horribly useless but one couldn’t outlast a wilting lettuce. Sadly Peter Andre’s career could.

Next up is Robert Miles who is up to No 2 with “Children”. In my mind, for no discernible reasons other than they’re both instrumentals and they were both in the charts at the same time, this record is always linked to the theme tune to The X Files by Mark Snow which we’ll see on the show in a couple of episodes time. As for this show, if you look closely in the Top 10 rundown, you can see there’s some editing gone on. The graphics for Robert Miles does not include the title of the song. Here’s @TOTPFacts with the reason why:

Following the Dunblane massacre on 13 March 1996, #TOTP did not refer to the song's title during the chart rundown on this, and the next, edition – although the on-screen caption at the beginning of this performance was left in.
— Top Of The Pops Facts (@TOTPFacts) June 7, 2024

Whether this was the right decision or not, it was kind of undermined by what’s reported in the second half of the tweet above.

By 1996, and this might well upset some people, is it fair to say, in terms of the charts, that Gary Numan was becoming a one trick pony? Hear me out. He’s here on the show to perform his only* solo No 1 hit “Cars” – retitled as “Cars (Premier Mix)” – due to its use in an ad campaign for Carling Premier beer.

*”Are Friends Electric?” was released under the Tubeway Army banner

The last time he was in the TOTP studio? 1987. And what song was he performing then? Yes, another remix of “Cars” (this time restyled as the ‘E’ reg model mix). In total, the song has been released four times as a single if you count the original 1979 issue and a further rerelease in 1993 when it peaked at No 53. The 1996 version would get to No 17 and would be backed by a Best Of compilation called “The Premier Hits”. Money for old rope? Almost certainly.

Now, that’s not to say that Numan wasn’t busy recording in all the intervening years. He was – he’s released 22 studio albums and 51 singles so far in his career but would you have noticed unless you were a die hard fan? Ah yes, those fans, the so-called ‘Numanoids’. I’ve said before that I never enjoyed a good relationship with that particular fan base. Why? Because they were a massive pain in the arse when I worked in record shops that’s why! Endlessly ringing up to ask about release dates for their hero and then disputing the information I gave them. Always just a synth riff away from starting an argument. I’ve never been that keen on Numan himself either – all that endorsing of Margaret Thatcher (which he has publicly regretted since) and then marrying a member of his fan club. Then there’s his industrial rock sound that has dominated his later work. Not for me thanks though I can appreciate his pioneering part in the synth pop movement and his influence on subsequent artists. I’ve not got a totally closed outlook you know. I’m pretty open-minded and in touch with my caring side. You could say I’m a new man (ahem).

We arrive at one of the more notorious TOTP appearances, not because of the quality of the performance nor what the band were wearing but because of a much more…well, legal matter. As announced by hosts MN8, for the first time on the show was a totally unsigned act. Yes, it’s time for the curious footnote of pop music history that was/is Bis. Having formed at school in Woodfarm, East Renfrewshire this trio found themselves on the UK’s premier music show on prime time TV despite being unknown to the vast majority of the watching millions. How did this happen? It seems to be down to just one man who was a fan. Handily for Bis, that man was TOTP Executive Producer Ric Blaxill. What are the chances?! Now, as for that “unsigned” claim, it turns out that unknown doesn’t mean unsigned as they were actually on the indie label Chemikal Underground which was started by Scottish band The Delgados to release their first single. Other artists on the label’s roster included Arab Strap and Mogwai though their only UK Top 40 single came courtesy of Bis. The song performed here – “Kandy Pop” – was taken from their “The Secret Vampire Soundtrack” EP and would make No 25 in the charts.

Listening back to it now, I do wonder what all the fuss was about as it’s the sound of some over excited teenagers let loose in a recording studio and thinking that they’re the future of pop music. All very underwhelming. Maybe I felt different about it at the time – I can’t recall. Amazingly, this wasn’t their only UK Top 40 hit as in November 1998, “Eurodisco” went to No 38 (they were on the Wiiija label by this point). Bis split in 2003 but reconvened in 2009 and are still a going concern today and have toured with the likes of Foo Fighters, Garbage and…wait…Gary Numan?! That must surely have come about after they both appeared on this TOTP?! Maybe they got along well in the Green Room post show?

Take That remain at No 1 with their (sort of) valedictory single “How Deep Is Your Love”. In the last post, I said that I hadn’t realised how many units they’d shifted of their albums, seeing them as purely a singles band (in their first incarnation). However, their (first) Greatest Hits album released at this time would easily outsell two of those three studio albums with only “Everything Changes” marginally out performing it. Maybe they were a singles artist after all?

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Mark Morrison	Return Of The Mack	Negative
2	Gabrielle	Give Me A Little More Time	Nah
3	The Beatles	Real Love	No but I had a version of the demo on that Imagine: John Lennon soundtrack
4	Technohead	I Wanna Be A Hippy	Never
5	Peter Andre	Only One	As if
6	Robert Miles	Children	I did not
7	Gary Numan	Cars (Premier Mix)	No
8	Bis	Kandy Pop	Nope
9	Take That	How Deep Is Your Love	No but my wife had their Greatest Hits CD

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zyvf/top-of-the-pops-14031996?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 07 MAR 1996

Posted on June 14, 2024 by 80stastic

After Justine Frischmann the other week, now we get the other of the two biggest female names of the Britpop movement in the TOTP ‘golden mic’ slot. Louise Werner was/is, of course, the lead singer of Sleeper and as such the connection to and similarities with her Elastica counterpart were always going to be highlighted by a lazy music press. In March 1996, Sleeper were just about to reach the peak of their popularity with the release of sophomore album “The It Girl” just two months away. Said album would go platinum in the UK and harbour four hit singles. I caught Sleeper around this time at the Manchester Academy and they were pretty good as I remember. I always preferred Louise to Justine as she seemed the less intimidating of the two and, if I’m brutally honest, I fancied her more. There, I said it. Neither though seemed particularly at ease with the role of TOTP host and both came across as a bit awkward. Well, you can’t be good at everything I suppose (says the man who isn’t good at anything). As well as being singers in successful bands, both Justine and Louise had subsequent creative careers as an artist and author respectively.

Anyway, ready or not, it’s time for the music and we begin with a song called…erm…”Ready Or Not” by The Lightning Seeds. This was the lead single from their fourth album “Dizzy Heights” and was very much in the same vein as pretty much everything else they’d ever done – a jaunty, catchy, uplifting pop tune high on hooks but low on substance. Don’t get me wrong, I’m quite partial to the odd Lightning Seeds tune but even Ian Broudie would surely admit that his band were hardly Radiohead. This one though is perhaps a bit more lightweight than usual with lots of “La la la la’s” thrown into the mix including the whole of the outro. That’s maybe appropriate though given that the band’s drummer Chris Sharrock once played with The La’s as well as The Icicle Works and later Robbie Williams, Beady Eye and Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds.

The song would share its title with a No 1 hit by The Fugees from later in the year but that’s not the only link between the two. As Euro 96 fever took hold of the country and “Three Lions” topped the charts, it traded places at No 1 that Summer with The Fugees’ cover of “Killing Me Softly” with both songs reaching the top of the charts on two separate occasions. Oh yes…”Three Lions”. I’m afraid it’s coming soon to these TOTP repeats. Oh, and the lyric in “Ready Or Not” that goes “It’s like the tipper most topper most high”? It was surely inspired by this John Lennon line:

Who are these people and what on earth are they doing? Well, the artist was Sasha & Maria but they’re not the two berks making tits of themselves messing around with what looks like a bedsheet. I think this tweet sums up my thoughts on the matter:

I was expecting Derek Smalls to come out of it tbh pic.twitter.com/b9ICqmeUwp
— George McIntosh (@georgemcintosh) May 31, 2024

Sasha was the Welsh DJ and record producer of Sasha and John Digweed fame whilst Maria was Maria Nayler who was a member of Ultraviolet in the early 90s and who would go on to guest on the Robert Miles hit “One And One” later in 1996. Here though, she was supplying the vocals for this, the similarly titled “Be As One”. Apparently, the track had been flooded into record shops via unlicensed white labels which led to Deconstruction Records contacting the BPI anti-piracy unit and taking out full page ads in the trade press to warn people off the illegal copies. Obviously, the track did/does nothing for me and watching it now it’s giving off strong Eurovision vibes but was clearly big in the clubs and made No 17 on the UK singles chart.

Louise Werner tries to loosen up a bit with an amusing reference in her next intro about Sleeper producer Stephen Street being called Jon Bum Bogey on account of his once big hair. OK, amusing might be pushing it but at least she’s trying. I’ve said it before but Bon Jovi were on a commercial role in this country in the mid 90s. Between 1993 and 1996 they racked up thirteen Top 40 hits including nine Top 10 entries. “These Days” was the penultimate of these and the title track of their 1995 album. A long way from the bluster of their poodle rock era, this was definitely showcasing their melancholy side – more “Save A Prayer” than “Livin’ On A Prayer” you might say. After one more hit, the band would take a pre-agreed four year hiatus before returning in 2000 with the “Crush” album. Whilst still a big name, I wonder though if the youth will know Jon as the father-in-law of Millie Bobby Brown rather than being the singer of one of the most successful rock bands of all time?

Next, we have one of those pointless hits. I don’t mean ‘pointless’ as in “what was the point of releasing that?” but rather Pointless as in the TV show. Asked to name an obscure Eternal single, an answer of “Good Thing” would definitely impress Alexander Armstrong. The third single from second album “Power Of A Woman”, it maybe wasn’t what we’d come to expect from the group. This was more of an – dare I use the word? – urban style rather than the slick, R&B/pop hybrid they’d been so successful with. Was it conceivable that the members of All Saints were set at home watching this performance and thought “Aye aye, we could do that but in cargo pants and crop tops”?

An interesting side plot to this hit is that the following week, ex-member Louise would release her second solo single “In Walked Love” which would peak at No 17 whereas “Good Thing” got to No 8. Chalk one up to Eternal but who was the ultimate winner in this battle do you reckon?

I’m getting really bogged down in all these dance tunes that have been on the show of late. Here’s another one. Gat Decor were, according to Wikipedia, one of the earliest exponents of ‘progressive house’ music. I’ve neither the time nor inclination to investigate what that particular strand of dance music was all about but having watched this performance of “Passion”, my uneducated view is that it’s yet another tune that resembles “Show Me Love” by Robin S. As for the track’s personal history, as Louise Werner says, it was originally a minor hit in 1992 as an instrumental but it was mashed up with “Do You Want It Right Now “ by Degrees Of Motion by an East London DJ who put out some DJ only copies of it turning it into an underground club sensation. Properly licensed and with vocals sung by Beverley Skeete, this 1996 version would peak at No 6.

After the bedsheet debacle of Sasha & Maria earlier, the now ubiquitous staging distraction for this dance hit was a guy behind Beverley giving off some strong Live And Let Die vibes.

Our host really tries to liven things up in her next intro which would no doubt be seen as inappropriate at the very least and possibly as racist now. Teeing up Boyzone who are live by satellite link from Korea, Louise says “I hope they’re not eating puppies or anything”. Gulp! Well, the lads definitely aren’t doing that as they’re too busy performing an especially lame song called “Coming Home Now”. This was their only single to be written solely by the five of them without any input from outside co-writers and it shows. There’s nothing really to this wisp of pop fluff that drifts aimlessly along to destination nowhere. It would be their only hit not to make the UK Top 3 in the first part of their career before their initial split in 2000. Interesting to note that Shane Lynch and Keith Duffy are only allowed to do the short, spoken word parts rather than a spotlight vocal like Ronan Keating and Stephen Gately get to do. As for poor old Mikey Graham, he’s not allowed to do anything except be in the background which was pretty much his only contribution to Boyzone ever. Talking of splits, they must have been thinking “we’re in here” when the news of Take That’s forthcoming break up hit the headlines. Indeed they were as their next two singles of 1996 would both go to No 1. The King is dead, long live The King!

The Women of Britpop theme continues now with Louise Werner introducing Camden drinking buddies Lush who are in the studio to perform their single “Ladykillers”. Probably the band’s most well known song, it was deliberately written by lead singer Miki Berenyi to be a hit with her admitting it was her attempt to give the press what they wanted, an affirmation of the band’s Britpop credentials. This may explain why it sounds like “Waking Up” by Elastica which itself lent heavily from “No More Heroes” by The Stranglers. The song has been taken up as a feminist statement due to its lyrics that lampoon the sexual bravado of men towards women. A few months later the Spice Girls would take up the baton and go global with their ‘Girl Power’ slogan. I suspect that Lush would have preferred another drink down the Good Mixer, Camden Town than all that world domination business though.

It’s Britpop overload as the next act on are Supergrass with their “Going Out” hit. When they performed this as an ‘exclusive’ the other week, did they have the brass trio with them? I’m sure I would have remembered three guys who looked like Tom Petty, Bill Bailey and Mike Barson from Madness (it isn’t him is it?). I saw Supergrass live in York in the early 2000s and they refused to play “Alright”. That’s the last time I spend an evening ‘going out’ with them.

Take That have predictably gone straight in at No 1 with their ‘final’ single “How Deep Is Your Love”. Their run of success was quite remarkable with eight of their last nine singles topping the chart. In my head, they absolutely were a singles band with their albums not as successful but a quick check of their discography shows that the three albums of the first part of their career all sold well with the biggest being “Everything Changes” which shifted 1.3 million copies in the UK alone. I think it was the fact that they’d released more videos than albums (six to three) by this point that made me undervalue them. A few years later I was living in York and hosted a pub quiz as the regular guy was on holiday. I included a question about Take That and made the mistake of making a derisive comment about them (this was before their wildly successful comeback in 2006) and was perhaps rightfully rounded on by the assembled throng of quizzers. Take that indeed!

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	The Lightning Seeds	Ready Or Not	Not
2	Sasha & Maria	Be As One	No chance
3	Bon Jovi	These Days	Nah
4	Eternal	Good Thing	No
5	Gat Decor	Passion	As if
6	Boyzone	Coming Home Now	Never
7	Lush	Ladykillers	Nope
8	Supergrass	Going Out	I did not
9	Take That	How Deep Is Your Love	No but my wife had their Greatest Hits CD

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zqtv/top-of-the-pops-07031996?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 29 FEB 1996

Posted on June 13, 2024 by 80stastic

1996 must have been a leap year as we’ve got a TOTP on the 29th February. The day after this show aired, Status Quo took Radio 1 to the High Court over its refusal to playlist the band’s latest single, a cover of “Fun Fun Fun” by The Beach Boys who also feature on the record. Status Quo lost their legal action with the BBC successfully claiming that the group did not fit the demographic audience the station was trying to reach. In a musical landscape dominated by Britpop and dance music, they had a point. Or did they? The album the single came from – “Don’t Stop” – went to No 2 and sold 100,000 copies so wasn’t it Radio 1’s obligation to reflect what was popular? For what it’s worth, I think they made the right decision. The album was entirely made up of cover versions including (and I’ve only just discovered this) their takes on “Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats and “The Future’s So Bright (I Gotta Wear Shades)” by Timbuk 3. I know! What on earth?! I’m almost curious enough to investigate what they sound like but not quite.

The following day, Melody Maker praised Pulp’s Jarvis Cocker for his protest at the BRIT awards two weeks earlier against Michael Jackson’s performance of “Earth Song” suggesting he should be knighted. Although Jarvis got arrested for his part in the incident (with Bob Mortimer famously attending the police station to represent him legally), I think we all know who ultimately came off better out of the episode. Pulp were probably as famous as they ever would be at that point with the controversy taking Jarvis to the front pages of the daily newspapers rather than just the music press. It hadn’t always been like that of course with the band having spent the 80s on the peripheries of indiedom before the move to Island Records and becoming bona fide chart stars. And how did they do that? Via “Perseverance” of course which incidentally is the name of the first song on the show tonight.

Yes, Terrorvision have blasted their way into the Top 5 with this, the lead single from third album “Regular Urban Survivors”, and it’s a stonking tune. Breaking the conventions of standard rock with brass parts and a vocal from Tony Wright that’s ragged and raw sounding but by no means without melody and hooks aplenty, it’s a great way to start the show and marks a welcome departure from all those dance acts and their repetitive beats. A regular reader of this blog assures me that Tony has a very nice cafe in Otley and he can often be seen behind the counter serving cups of tea and slices of Victoria sponge to the local residents or perhaps those rock fans who have gone on a pilgrimage to find one of their 90s heroes. Tony has framed pictures of his lyrics on the wall if you want to get a selfie with some rock memorabilia. Maybe he even has one that includes the infamous line in “Perseverance” about the ‘whales and dolphins’?

Ah! Here’s the dance act with repetitive beats. I knew it would only be a matter of time. Gusto were nothing to do with Chelsea right back Malo but was instead New Jersey producer Edward Greene whose hit “Disco’s Revenge” was built around a loop of a sample of a track called “Groovin’ You” by former Herbie Hancock drummer Harvey Mason. The title “Disco’s Revenge” was taken from a quote by legendary ‘Godfather of House Music’ Frankie Knuckles who described the style of music developed in his club in Detroit thus. If you’re familiar with this blog, you’ll know that, by writing the above, I’ve wandered into an area where I’ve no right in being, namely house music. I’m clearly out of my depth when discussing such matters so I’ll extricate myself quickly.

As for “Disco’s Revenge”, I’d rather have “Rocker’s Revenge and their 1982 smash hit “Walking On Sunshine”.

Whether you like her or not, the dominance of the charts by Celine Dion was in full swing by the mid 90s. With one huge No 1 to her name already in the form of “Think Twice”, she would then settle into a pattern of churning out the hits on a regular basis before exploding again with that song from the Titanic movie in 1997. Within the calendar year of 1996, she would rack up four Top 10 UK hits. No artist would have more than that. So popular was she that one Christmas around this time, the police had to be called to an Our Price store in the region (thankfully not the one where I worked) to settle a dispute between two customers who were locked in battle (literally) over the last Celine Dion CD in the shop with both refusing to let go of it! “Falling Into You” was the title track from Celine’s fourteenth studio album and saw some rather restrained vocals for once from the ‘Queen of Power Ballads’. If only those two shoppers had showed the same restraint.

Next the return of Gabrielle whom we haven’t seen on the show or in the charts for a whole two years. The curse of having your debut single go to No 1 (the only way from there is down) had afflicted Gabrielle since “Dreams” had topped the charts in 1993. Her three subsequent single releases had peaked at Nos 9, 26 and 24. However, she would spectacularly lift that hoodoo with “Give Me A Little More Time”. Just a ‘Just’ away from sharing the same title as the old Chairman Of The Board hit from the 70s (and also for Kylie in the 90s) and ‘a little’ too much to be the name of Whitesnake’s 1984 minor hit, Gabrielle’s song was actually a classy slice of soul/pop with a retro 60s feel. Perfect for daytime radio playlists, it reversed her trend of diminishing chart returns and then some by peaking at No 5.

While she’s been away, Gabrielle has had a change of image with a new hairstyle that also acts as a replacement for her trademark eye patch. She has ptosis, a condition which causes the drooping of one eyelid and has always covered it using hats, sunglasses, her hair and, of course, the eye patch. Did she ever wear it again after this point? If this wasn’t a watershed moment for the eye patch, it definitely was for Gabrielle’s career as this hit would usher in a period of sustained success. Two more mid-sized hits followed “Give Me A Little More Time” before a No 2 turned up after she joined forces with East 17 on “If You Ever”. Two more Top Tenners followed in its wake before “Rise” gave her a second No 1 some seven years after her first. She still wasn’t done as “Out Of Reach” went to No 4 on the back of its inclusion on the soundtrack to Bridget Jones’s Diary.

Next a run of three huge music legends on the bounce starting with Sting who’s beaming in to the show from that well used TOTP satellite location under Brooklyn Bridge, New York. How many times was this setting featured?! I get that the backdrop is an arresting image of the Manhattan skyline but it kind of dwarfs the artist and makes them seem incongruous. Sting’s appearance here isn’t helped by the fact that he’s doing a dance version of “Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot”. Why?! As it’s a designated dance version, there has to be a troop of backing dancers cavorting behind him but this just adds to the feeling of absurdity. Sadly I can’t find a clip of this performance on YouTube. Maybe that’s for the best.

Meanwhile, back in the studio is Tina Turner with the lead single from her latest album “Wildest Dreams”. Remarkably, this was her first studio album for seven years though it didn’t feel like Tina had been away at all thanks to a Best Of collection in 1991, her biopic film What’s Love Got To Do With It and accompanying soundtrack in 1993 and her recording of the theme tune for the James Bond flick Goldeneye in 1995. Listening to “Whatever You Want”, it sounds like it could also have been recorded for a 007 film with some heavy “Licence To Kill” vibes permeating through. Tina does her usual Tina shtick here but as with Sting before her, the backing dancers seem unnecessary. No doubt Tina and record label Parlophone would have been wanting (and perhaps expecting) a bigger hit with the track than the No 23 high it produced but I fear she may have been ever so slightly out of sync with UK chart tastes at the time.

We’d only just bid farewell to Babylon Zoo’s “Spaceman” at the top of the charts but now we were literally saying “Hallo Spaceboy” to David Bowie and the Pet Shop Boys. It seems to be generally accepted that Bowie was not at his best in the 80s. Despite the success of “Let’s Dance” (both the album and the single), pretty much all of his output that decade did not meet with the approval of the fans. However, and I’m not counting myself as a Bowie superfan but I did see him live once, I struggled with his 90s material. “Black Tie White Noise” passed me by with its lack of obvious singles, “Earthling” was never going to win me over with its exploration into the drum and bass phenomenon and then there was “Outside”. Influenced by Twin Peaks, this was a concept album that followed a narrative of a detective investigating the murder of a 14 year old girl in a fictional New Jersey town. Reviews were mixed with some labelling it as his finest work since “Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)” whilst others derided it as pretentious shit. I was probably somewhere in the middle of those two extremes of opinion but even I was definite that “Hallo Spaceboy” was a good single. How much of that is down to the involvement of the Pet Shop Boys more than Bowie I’m not sure but their influence couldn’t be denied. An almost hi-NRG backing allied to Bowie’s unique phrasing and Neil Tennant’s deadpan vocals, the decision to reference “Space Oddity” and Major Tom in the lyrics was perhaps cynical but also a clincher.

Despite looking like a vicar with a stiletto fetish, Bowie is still effortlessly cool in this performance with Neil and Chris happy to literally stand to one side to let the people see the master at work. “Hallo Spaceboy” peaked at No 12 making it Bowie’s second highest charting single as a solo artist of the whole of the 90s.

On February 13th 1996, Take That announced that they were splitting up. It’s hard to recall nearly 30 years on how much of a big deal this was especially as ten years later they came back and have stayed back for a further 18 years and counting but a big deal it was. Infamously, telephone helplines were set up by the government to support those teenage fans that were left distraught and with feelings so big that they didn’t know what to do with them. They had been together for six years or so but only three and a half of those were as chart stars. Was that a long time for a teen-oriented pop group to be around or had they called time on themselves too early? I’m pretty sure that they could have carried on for another album and a few hit singles but by that point they would have been pushing 30 which may have been at the older end of the pop star age bracket. By disappearing for 10 years, they probably gave people the chance to miss them before picking up where they left off and giving themselves a second career. Did they feel the pressure of the presence of Boyzone in the charts as a rival to their popularity? I think they possibly could have ridden that out. After the departure of Robbie Williams the year before, maybe the writing had been on the wall although there still seemed to be an appetite for the group.

To draw a line under what would turn out to be the first part of their career, a Greatest Hits album was released with a new single to promote it which was a cover of the Bee Gees 1977 hit “How Deep Is Your Love”. Was it a lazy move to bow out with a cover? Well, there was a certain amount of symmetry to the release as their breakthrough hit in 1992 had been a cover – “It Only Takes A Minute” by Tavares. The That lads give a decent take on the track with Gary Barlow’s lead vocal a passable Gibb brother impression. Whilst he and Jason Orange have sensible, mid 90s haircuts, Howard Donald has what can only be described as dread bunches whilst Mark Owen has a hairstyle I might have had in junior school! After this single, the talk turned to solo careers with Gary Barlow everyone’s favourite to be the most successful. Little did we know. One person who did seem to be in the know was host Nicky Campbell who correctly predicted a “reunion tour in the next century” in his outro.

Oasis are straight in at No 1 with “Don’t Look Back In Anger”. Of course they are. What’s maybe surprising is that despite all the fuss around the band and Britpop, this was only their second chart topper at the time after “Some Might Say” the year before. Of course they’d had some near misses. I was convinced they would be the Christmas No 1 in 1994 with “Whatever” but they lost out to East 17. Then there was the Battle of Britpop when they were beaten into second place by Blur and of course, their last single “Wonderwall” had sold and sold and sold but not at the right time to displace Michael Jackson’s “Earth Song”. This time, however, there was no stopping them even though it would only be for one week due to the hysteria surrounding Take That’s swansong.

Is there a more Britpop moment than Noel Gallagher and his Union Jack Epiphone Supernova guitar in this performance? What’s that? The Select magazine cover from April 1993 with Suede’s Brett Anderson set against a Union Jack backdrop? Or Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit on the cover of Vanity Fair in a bed with Union Jack pillow cases and bedspread? Nah, it’s Liam and that guitar for me. Perhaps an even bigger moment associated with this song in my opinion though is its use in the wonderful BBC drama Our Friends In The North. The final episode of the decades spanning show aired eleven days after this TOTP was broadcast. The final scene showed the character Geordie played by Daniel Craig striding across the Tyne Bridge (and out of our lives it felt like) after an emotional reunion with the show’s other three main protagonists. It was quite a moment for the watching millions at home. When “Don’t Look Back In Anger” came on to soundtrack this scene, it felt almost perfect. Timing wise, with the last episode being set in 1995 and the song at the top of the charts, it felt like the zeitgeist hadn’t been followed so much as tracked and hunted down. It really was sublime stuff.

Oasis themselves wouldn’t release anything after “Don’t Look Back In Anger” for nigh on 18 months as they retreated to record the difficult third album “Be Here Now” by which point Britpop was on its way out making this TOTP performance an even more defining moment in time. As Martin Tyler said of Liam and Noel’s beloved Man City winning the Premier League so dramatically in 2012, “I swear you’ll never see anything like this ever again so watch it, drink it in…”.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Terrorvision	Perseverance	Good tune but no
2	Gusto	Disco’s Revenge	As if
3	Celine Dion	Falling Into You	Never
4	Gabrielle	Give Me A Little More Time	No
5	Sting	Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot	Nah
6	Tina Turner	Whatever You Want	Nope
7	David Bowie featuring Pet Shop Boys	Hallo Spaceboy	No but I did like it
8	Take That	How Deep Is Your Love	No but my wife had that Best Of album
9	Oasis	Don’t Look Back In Anger	YES!

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001zqts/top-of-the-pops-29021996?seriesId=unsliced

TOTP 17 AUG 1995

Posted on February 7, 2024 by 80stastic

Let battle commence! Yes, the historic Battle of Britpop is in full swing with both the Blur and Oasis singles having been released three days before this TOTP was broadcast. The battlefields of record shops up and down the land were swarming with punters pledging loyalty to one side or the other (though in all likelihood many had a foot in both camps). The covers of the singles were their flags of allegiance and they flew boldly in displays at the front of many a store. As I’ve said before, working in a record shop at this time was exciting and as fortune would have it, I found myself covering for the singles buyer this week of all weeks at the Our Price in Stockport. As such, I was constantly checking the sales figures for both titles and if memory serves, across the chain Blur were always just ahead of Oasis all week.

So why did Blur win the battle? Well, I always thought that Oasis were at a disadvantage for the simple reason that their rivals released two CD singles, the standard one but also a second featuring four live tracks (including “Country House”). Oasis never went in for that two versions business – all their singles were released as a solitary CD format. Maybe it was a working class thing of not wanting to fleece the fans? Anyway, surely Blur having two options for people to buy must have increased their chances? Recently changed chart rules only allowed for three formats to count towards official sales of a single so whilst Blur’s were spread across two CDs (the dominant format of the time) and a cassette, Oasis’s were aggregated over one CD, the cassette and a 7” (and who was buying those in 1995?). Both bands did release a fourth format (Blur a 7” and Oasis a 12”) but those pesky chart regulations meant that the sales for those had to be allocated a chart position independent of the main release. A curious footnote to the whole story and not one that I’m convinced made much sense but there you go. There was also a rumour that the barcodes of the Oasis single weren’t reading properly on the initial copies but I can’t recall if that was actually the case.

Both singles are featured on tonight’s show (the second time for Blur though it is only the video in the play out slot) but looking at the rest of the show’s running order, I’m struck by how many of the artists are dance acts and completely at odds with the Blur/Oasis contest. It’s interesting to revisit these moments in time because just focusing on the Battle of Britpop rather skews the view of the wider musical landscape.

Having said all of that we start the show with a rock band. I’d forgotten all about – if I ever knew about them in the first place – Moist (terrible, terrible name). This lot were Canadians from the same place as Bryan Adams though I can’t imagine ‘The Groover from Vancouver’ recording a song like “Push”. Listening to it now it’s better than I would have imagined; something about the guitar sound puts me in mind of Suede albeit a grungier version of them. There’s a decent tune in there I think which may explain why it was a hit twice – No 35 in 1994 and No 20 when rereleased here. However, they would prove to be Moist’s only UK chart entries. The band took a decade long hiatus as the millennium began but have reformed since and released an album as recently as 2022.

Lead singer David Usher also has a solo career and is the founder of an artificial intelligence creative studio. On one of his solo albums he did a version of Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car” which was in the news recently when Tracy performed it at The Grammy Awards alongside country star Luke Combs. Public reaction to this catapulted the 1988 original to the top of the iTunes chart. Given all this attention to “Fast Car”, do you want to hear David’s version? Course you do…

The first of the dance tracks is up next and guess what? Yep, it had already been a minor hit before being rereleased and becoming a massive one. This trend for reissued tracks mainly seemed to afflict dance acts but as we saw with Moist earlier, it was not exclusive to that genre. Anyway, “I Luv You Baby” by The Original was originally a No 31 hit at the start of 1995 but its continued plays in clubs the breadth of the country warranted a second spin and this time it hit the jackpot going all the way to No 2.

I didn’t really get its success at all. It was relentlessly repetitive with the song’s title being sung on a loop over a heard-it-all-before piano house backing. Listening to it now, it puts me in mind of “Love Can’t Turn Around” by Farley Jackmaster Funk, another track I couldn’t stand. Maybe it’s just that they share identical syllable count in their choruses?

The singer here is one Everett Bradley who doesn’t really strike me as one of the most natural of pop stars. Maybe it’s his suit and shirt combo or his glasses. Or maybe it’s his dance moves. In the instrumental break he goes a bit David Brent…

It’s another dance artist now but this one’s story involves real life tragedy. Yet again my memory has failed me when it comes to recalling Shiva but they were a band that were signed to the ultra successful FFRR dance label and they had already had a minor hit with “Work It Out” earlier in the year. With powerful voiced singer Louise Dean also having a very marketable image, they seemed destined for bigger things. All their ambitions were swept away on 18th June 1995 when Dean was killed in a hit and run incident near her home in Huddersfield. With new single “Freedom” due out, FFRR pulled it from the release schedules as a mark of respect but Dean’s family asked for that decision to reversed as a tribute to her. The track duly became a No 18 hit.

In the last post, I suggested that Mary Kiani’s “When I Call Your Name” could pass for an M People song and I return to that opinion again for Shiva. Louise Dean’s voice bears more than a passing resemblance to Heather Small’s and you can easily imagine the latter belting out “Freedom”. I guess these comparisons just go to show how popular and ubiquitous the M People sound was back in the 90s. I’m assuming that Shiva split after Dean’s death as there seems to be little information about them post “Freedom”. Another tragic case of what might have been.

This next one is disconcerting bordering on bizarre and yet somehow intriguing…and those are three descriptors I never thought I’d use when discussing Deuce. This lot were the stuff of throwaway, candy floss dance- pop weren’t they? A two boy, two girl quartet whose quality level was literally that of sub-Eurovision (their second single “I Need You” was entered into A Song For Europe but came third). And yet this song – “On The Bible” – has taken me by surprise rather. For a start they’ve got a seven strong gospel choir backing them in this performance and on the chorus which gives the whole thing a sliver of credibility. Said chorus is not only catchy but also solemn somehow. However, undermining all that is the group themselves who it’s impossible to take seriously. Why are the two women dressed in some sort of naughty bride outfits? The blonde one’s heavy eye make up makes her look a bit crazed – a hint of Bette Davis in Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? even. What the deuce was going on here?! As I said, disconcerting, bizarre yet intriguing.

“On The Bible” peaked at No 13 and was the band’s penultimate hit. They split in 1997 and if you’re wondering whatever happened to Deuce, Lisa Armstrong married (and divorced Ant of Ant & Dec) before becoming a make up artist for shows such as X Factor and Britain’s Got Talent. Craig Robert Young became a successful actor performing in such plays as Noël Coward’s The Vortex and as Charlie Chaplin in the Oscar winning film Mank alongside Gary Oldman.

Right, who’s up next? Guru featuring Chaka Khan? Nope, yet again I have zero recall of this one. How is it possible that so many of these tunes have escaped my long term memory banks given that I was working in a record shop at the time? I must have sodding sold many of them to the public. Maybe the answer lies in the fact that the shop stereo, contrary to popular opinion and certainly that of many of my colleagues, was meant to be a promotional tool to highlight chart and new release singles and albums which we had lots of and not to play whatever whoever was on the counter felt like playing regardless of how obscure or not it was. Our Price even had specially put together instore CDs narrated by Mark Goodier that highlighted new releases but it was hard work getting the staff to play them. Saturday afternoon? Busiest time of the week in the shop? A perfect time for some experimental ambient music courtesy of Autechre! Maybe this was the explanation – I just never heard some of these songs because we never played them in the store.

Talking of experimental music, Guru was a bit of a pioneer himself. Having been one half of hip hop duo Gang Starr, his solo work centred around the “Jazzmatazz” project which sought to create a new genre by combining jazz musicians, hip-hop productions and rap. The first volume had been a sleeper hit selling enough copies to convince Guru and his record label that there should be further instalments. “Jazzmatazz, Volume II (The New Reality)” duly followed and “Watch What You Say” was its lead single. As with the previous album, Guru asked various singers to add their vocal talents to the songs including Mica Paris, Shara Nelson, Jay Kay and Chaka Khan on this particular track. Ch-Ch-Chaka (you have to make at least one reference to “I Feel For You” when discussing Chaka Khan, it’s the law) hadn’t been anywhere near the UK Top 40 since 1989 so her TOTP appearance here probably wasn’t the seismic event it might have been back in the 80s. Did the kids even know who she was? As I said, I didn’t remember “Watch What You Say” at all and listening to it now, it’s OK but not really my cup of tea. It peaked at No 28. Guru sadly died in 2010 aged 48 from cardiac arrest after surgery.

At the top of the show we had a rare double message to camera; one from Björk who is in New York and will perform live by satellite from her gig there and one from Take That who will do a similar thing from Manchester. Björk’s song is “Isobel” which was the second single to be lifted from her “Post” album. As stated before, I used to dismiss Björk as not being able to sing but came to the conclusion that she can sing but that I don’t like her voice…most of the time. Some songs featured in these TOTP repeats I’ve surprised myself by appreciating – “Isobel” isn’t one of them. It’s all too ethereal and otherworldly for me. Maybe my tastes are just too mainstream as, like many others, I really liked her next release – her cover of Betty Hutton’s 1951 hit “It’s Oh So Quiet”. That single was so much more commercial than its predecessor.

Here’s something about “Isobel” that I find interesting though courtesy of @TOTPFacts:

The strings on “Isobel” were arranged by Eumir Deodato de Almeida (aka Deodato), perhaps best known for his jazz funk version of "Also Sprach Zarathustra”, a number seven hit in 1973. #TOTP
— Top Of The Pops Facts (@TOTPFacts) February 2, 2024

Why am I intrigued by this? Well, the name Deodato appears in the lyrics to “Up On The Catwalk” by Simple Minds which was the third and final single taken from their “Sparkle In The Rain” album. Said album has just passed the 40th anniversary of its release and that makes me feel very old as I bought it back in 1984 (on white vinyl no less!). However, having looked Deodato up, there appears to be multiple individuals of that name deemed worthy of a Wikipedia entry so I’m not sure which one the band were referring to. In addition to Eumir Deodato there’s Ruggero Deodato the Italian film director, Deodato Orlandi a 13th century Italian artist, Deodato Guinaccia an Italian Renaissance painter, Claudio Deodato a Brazilian footballer…phew! That’s a lot of Deodatos. Bizarrely, Eumir’s granddaughter is married to Justin Bieber! No, really.

And another dance track! I remember the song title and name of the artist but I couldn’t have told you how it went. I probably should have better recall of it though as it was a hit twice within 16 months. Yes, “Son Of A Gun” by JX was another of those singles like “I Luv You Baby” by The Original earlier that had already been a hit but would be rereleased a short time later going on to be an even bigger chart success the second time around.

Having listened to it back at a distance of nearly 30 years though, the hook of the line “A man just on the run, you dirty son of a gun” does ring a few bells. Not surprising really as apart from the words ‘oh’ and ‘yeah’ and a couple of derivatives from them, they are the only lyrics in the whole track.

“Son Of A Gun” would make No 6 in the charts in 1995 having peaked at No 13 in 1994. Later in the decade, we would see the emergence of superstar rapper Jay-Z. As far as I’m aware, we are yet to witness a JY or indeed Jay-Y having a hit record.

Finally the show addresses the elephant in the room – Blur vs Oasis, the Battle of Britpop. Before we get to the performance of “Roll With It” by Oasis, there’s an interloper in the studio. For some reason, Robbie Williams pops up next to host Wendy Lloyd to do the intro for the Manc lads describing them as “the band of the people”. Why was he there? Well, I guess he was trying to reinvent himself as a rock ‘n’ roll star as opposed to an ex-boyband member. Infamously, he’d started this process by hanging out with Oasis at Glastonbury that year sporting a peroxide blonde barnet and appearing to be under the influence of either drugs, booze or both. It all seemed very deliberate and calculated.

Anyway, back to Liam, Noel, Bonehead, Guigsy and Whitey. Yes, this was the first time we’d seen new drummer Alan White in situ after he’d usurped the sacked Tony McCarroll earlier in the year. He would stay with the band for nine years before being replaced by Ringo Starr’s lad Zak. This is the performance when Liam and Noel swapped places with the former donning a guitar and the latter taking centre stage on vocals. Obviously they were miming which I’m guessing is the reason for the switch, to highlight / send up the practice. Whilst Liam does his best Bonehead impression, Noel hams it up by poking his tongue out at one point and wearing shades throughout.

And so to the song. You don’t need me to tell you that “Roll With It” wasn’t Oasis’s best song by a country mile. In fact, it’s possibly one of their worst. Pedestrian and lumpen, it was so lacking in energy and creativity that it would prompt cries of “”Oasis Quo” from the Blur camp, referencing the famous three chord specialists. Either of the original extra tracks on the CD single (“It’s Better People” and “Rockin’ Chair”) would have made better choices as the lead track. They made a similar misstep with previous single “Some Might Say” – “Acquiesce” was an infinitely superior song. None of these opinions stopped me from buying it though. I was becoming rather committed to the cause by this point.

Unsurprisingly, there’s no sign of Robbie Williams when it comes to introducing his ex-band mates from Take That who are No 1 for a third and final week with “Never Forget”. This time, as previewed at the top of the show, we get a live performance of the track from the Manchester Arena date of their Nobody Else tour. Having checked their set list, “Never Forget” was the final number to end the show. The travelators prop is a nice touch, allowing the other three to literally take a step backwards to allow Howard Donald to take centre stage for the track on which he is lead vocalist. He does a decent job I think, even coming up with a falsetto at one point.

“Never Forget” would be the band’s penultimate hit in its first incarnation. We won’t see them again until 1996 when they released their cover of “How Deep Is Your Love” to promote a valedictory greatest hits album. However, that won’t be the last we see of Gary Barlow, Mark Owen and, yes, that man Robbie Williams in these BBC4 TOTP repeats as they all went on to solo careers (of varying degrees of success) post Take That. Talking of Williams, maybe we do get to see him in this performance after all. Towards the finale, the camera picks out one of the backing entourage and it’s a bloke with a peroxide blonde, spiky hairdo. It couldn’t be could it?

In the spirit of equity, the play out video is “Country House” by Blur. Of course, it is. Even host Wendy Lloyd acknowledges the inevitability of the situation in her intro of “We better play out with these guys I guess”. The promo is pretty memorable but maybe not for all the right reasons. The premise of the band transported into the board game they are playing is intriguing but the presence of all the glamour models and the Benny Hill style sequence of Matt Lucas chasing them was probably more palatable 30 years ago during the era of lads mags. Then there’s the treatment of that poor pig!

One of the aforementioned models is Jo Guest who was quite the star in the mid 90s appearing in The Sun as a Page 3 girl and various ‘top shelf’ publications. If you’re wondering what happened to her, it’s a sad story I’m afraid. Her health deteriorated and she was eventually diagnosed with fibromyalgia, a rheumatic and neurological condition. It devastated her life leaving her depressed, permanently exhausted and suicidal. Happily, after reaching out to the Samaritans, her health has improved and she is still with us.

Also taking a starring role in the video as the “city dweller, successful fella” of the lyrics is actor and presenter Keith Allen, five years on from featuring in the video for New Order’s “World In Motion” and three years away from the whole Fat Les project. An interesting character to say the least, if you ever get the chance, his autobiography is an entertaining read.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Moist	Push	We start with a no
2	The Original	I Luv U Baby	But I don’t love you - no
3	Shiva	Freedom	I did not
4	Deuce	On The Bible	A curiosity but of course not
5	Guru featuring Chaka Khan	Watch What You Say	It’s another no
6	Björk	Isobel	Nah
7	JX	Son Of A Gun	Nope
8	Oasis	Roll With It	YES!
9	Take That	Never Forget	No
10	Blur	Country House	No but I had the Great Escape album with it on

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I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001vvzf/top-of-the-pops-17081995

TOTP 10 AUG 1995

Posted on February 4, 2024 by 80stastic

The BBC4 commemorative shows celebrating the 60th anniversary of TOTP are finally over meaning a return to the schedule of the 1995 repeats. If you recall, we’d just entered August of that year with the Blur v Oasis Battle of Britpop rapidly coming into view. However you feel about that time now with nearly 30 years perspective, it was a heady experience for me personally, feeling right at the centre of it working in a record shop in Greater Manchester. However, neither band are on this TOTP with both their singles being released the Monday after it aired. Blur performed “Country House” in an exclusive slot the week before – “Roll With It” will get one in next week’s show.

Anyway, tonight’s host is Lisa I’Anson and we start with…who? Mary Kiani? Well, I should show a little humility after bigging up my record shop credentials earlier as Mary clocked up four solo UK Top 40 hits in the 90s plus three (including a Top Tenner) as the vocalist for dance project The Time Frequency. That’s not a bad career. In comparison, how many chart hits have I ever had? None obviously though my rendition of Nick Cave and Kylie’s “Where The Roses Grow” in guitar class back in the day was pretty special. Back to Mary though and her journey to the UK Top 40 wasn’t via your usual route. As a session singer, she toured with the credibility sapping Donny Osmond. Mary clearly didn’t care about any of that though. Post chart success, she would contribute her vocals to “The Simpsons’ Yellow Album”.

Yet in 1995, she was riding the dance tidal wave. This single – “When I Call Your Name” – went to No 1 in the UK Dance charts. I don’t remember it at all but listening to it now, it’s a pleasant enough ditty which wouldn’t sound out of place on an M People album. That’s either a compliment or an insult depending on your opinion of M People I guess. I’m not sure about the ‘white out’ special effects in this performance though – all a bit too Dr Who in the 70s.

Kiani has continued to release material sporadically over the years but remains a big draw on the gay club circuit and in Australia where she now lives.

Yes! This is what the kids want! Music played by a bunch of teenagers for teenagers! Ash were indeed teenagers having started the band back in 1992 when lead singer Tim Wheeler was only 15 years old. This performance of their first Top 40 hit “Girl From Mars” came just four weeks after the band had sat their final ‘A’ Level exams! Imagine that! I’d love to think that the band sat around saying “What shall we do in the Summer while we’re waiting for our exam results?” and one of them pipes up “Well, we could take a single to No 11 in the charts and appear on TOTP. Anyone fancy that? Or we could get a job fruit picking or even just bum around doing nothing. I’m easy”. Of course, Ash were much more involved in the music industry than that scenario suggests by this point. They’d already released a mini album called “Trailer” on indie label Infectious Records and three singles from it. In March 1995, they put out “Kung Fu”, the lead single from their full debut album “1977” which just missed the Top 40. Momentum was building and with the championing of them by Radio 1’s Steve Lamacq and the station giving major airplay to “Girl From Mars”, the inevitable big hit ensued. And quite right too. It’s a great tune, one of many the band would record. “1977” would go to No 1 but in many ways they are the perfect singles band. Indeed, in 2009/2010, they took The Wedding Present idea of releasing a single every month but upped the ante by making the cycle every two weeks. Over those two years, they released 27 singles.

I caught them live in 2011 in Manchester on the anniversary tour for their “Free All Angels” album (also a No 1) and they were great. However, my abiding association with “Girl From Mars” belongs to someone I was working with at the time. Cara was/is one of the nicest people you could meet but she had a reputation for being…erm…in a world of her own at times I think is the best way to put it. This state of being caused her to be known on the lunch rota as ‘Cara – on loan from Mars’. The description stuck rather and when she left after getting a job with Head Office, we bought her the single as a leaving present. I am always reminded of Cara whenever I hear “Girl From Mars” to this day.

It’s a second outing for the award winning video for “Waterfalls” by TLC next. The song was nominated in two categories at the 38th Annual Grammy Awards in 1996. As I type this, we’ve just had this year’s – the 66th – and there are a couple of parallels between the 1996 and 2024 shows. Both featured performances by Annie Lennox (and both songs she sang were cover versions) and both had Celine Dion presenting an award. Whatever you think of her music (and it all sounds hateful to me), it was a good news story to see her in public after all the reporting of her recent health problems.

Although “Waterfalls” didn’t win the gong for Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals, they did walk away that year with the award for Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals (blimey what a mouthful!) for “Creep”.

It’s a second song that has been on the show before next and perhaps rather surprisingly it’s another studio outing for Julian Cope with his single “Try Try Try”. Surprisingly? Well, the single only spent three weeks on the chart and only one of those (this week when it debuted at No 24) inside the Top 40. So how did it come to be on the show twice? Well, Julian was afforded an ‘exclusive’ slot a couple of weeks before the single was released. Although that explains the maths of it, a second studio appearance did seem a bit like overkill – Julian was hardly a mainstream pop star in 1995. Indeed, was he ever a mainstream anything? Apart from a brief spell in 1986/87 when Island Records tried to promote him as a more traditional rock star for the “Saint Julian” / “World Shut Your Mouth” era, Cope has always chosen a path less travelled. Conversely, maybe that was why the TOTP producers wanted him back on their show; as an antidote to the more generic, manufactured pop acts of the time. I mean just look at him here! Utterly bonkers with his Gandalf style hat and oversized hi-vis jacket with leopard print lining. Maybe it was just a case of counting though. A chart entry of No 24 was probably a big enough number to justify another go on the show.

A bigger mystery than the appearance of Julian himself on the show though is the person in the studio audience with the giant paper mache head that looks like the Mekon from the 2000 AD and Eagle comics. What was that all about?! Fortunately, @TOTPFacts is here with the answer:

That's Julian Cope's seven-foot alter-ego Sqwubbsy. #TOTP (thanks to @wadeywade for the memory prompt) https://t.co/RXq3TR0xaW
— Top Of The Pops Facts (@TOTPFacts) February 2, 2024

Breaking free from the chains of being a potential one hit wonder comes Tina Arena who clocks up a second Top 40 entry with “Heaven Help My Heart”. Whereas her debut hit was intense and brooding, this one was a paint-by-numbers country ballad that, unlike Julian Cope, went straight down the middle of the road. Indeed, so bland was it that when Radio 1 DJ Chris Evans played it, he took it off air after a minute or so declaring it too easy listening for his zeitgeist riding, lad culture fawning, Britpop following show and despatched a (presumably all too willing) lackey to hand deliver it to Terry Wogan over at Radio 2. What a prick! Evans that is, not Terry. Ironically, within a couple of years, ballads like “Heaven Help My Heart” would become big chart hits in the UK from the likes of Shania Twain and LeeAnn Rimes as the last vestiges of Britpop played out.

Tina’s next single also featured the word ‘heaven’ in the title as she released a cover of Maria McKee’s “Show Me Heaven”. Gulp! Heaven help us all.

There have been some terrible cover versions to besmirch the charts over the years. More specifically, there have been some terrible Beatles covers. I’m thinking “Strawberry Fields Forever” by Candy Flip, Tiffany’s approximation “I Saw Him Standing There” and, of course, Bananarama and Lananeeneenoonoo’s take on “Help!” (no I don’t care that it was for charity, it’s shit). Despite the dreadful stink caused by all of these, this version of “I’m Only Sleeping” by Suggs also reeks to high heaven. Taken from his first solo album “The Lone Ranger”, it somehow went Top 10. As shown in the examples above, covering The Beatles isn’t for everyone and to my ears, Suggs makes a porcine one of it here. Did he really think he could just add his usual layer of ska pop over the original and get away with it. He doubles down on the error in the performance by doing his Suggs shtick of juddery movements (even doing a staged fall at one point) just to make sure we all knew that we were residents of Suggsworld for three minutes.

Incredibly, he managed to out-shite himself with another cover taken from the album the following year when he took on “Cecilia” by Simon & Garfunkel which led to the infamous Chris Eubank intro but that’s for a future post.

Another year and another controversial Madonna video. After the press backlash she received following the release of her “Erotica” album and coffee-table book Sex, in 1992 when she was deemed by some to have gone too far with her sexual explicit material, Madge seems initially to have decided to tone things down a bit. “I’ll Remember” was an unthreatening big ballad from the film With Honors with a more classic looking and dare I say it tasteful video. Her next studio album “Bedtime Stories” addressed subjects that were more about love than sex but then came the fourth and final single to be released from it. “Human Nature” was a direct response to the criticism she had received for “Erotica” and Sex – an answer song, a musical middle finger. Look at some of these lyrics:

“Oops, I didn’t know I couldn’t talk about sex…You punished me for telling you my fantasies…I’m not your bitch, don’t hang your shit on me”

Songwriters: Dave Hall / Madonna Ciccone / Kevin Harold Mc Kenzie / Shawn Mc Kenzie / Michael Deering
Human Nature lyrics © Wb Music Corp., Emi April Music Inc., Webo Girl Publishing Inc., Stone Jam Music, Wize Men Music Publishing, Webo Girl Publishing, In

Blimey! Then there’s the aforementioned video with Madonna and her dancers decked out in S&M gear (hell, even her pet chihuahua is dressed in leather!) and cavorting in small boxes which on reflection looks like a kinky version of Celebrity Squares! Clearly it’s about Madonna retaking control of the narrative but hadn’t we seen all this before and in a more provocative way? Remember the X-rated promo for “Justify My Love”? Talking of that track, the intro of “Human Nature” seems to mirror it with its hypnotic trip-hop beat opening with Madonna repeating the line “Express yourself, don’t repress yourself” over and over. All in all, I found the whole thing rather tiresome but what did I know? The single still made No 8 in the UK though it was notably not a big hit in America.

A week before the Battle of Britpop, we had another contest of the charts though not with the same levels of rivalry nor media attention. The Battle of the Boybands (which nobody called it at the time) saw the pretenders to the throne Boyzone on the same show as current kings Take That though I don’t think the latter were in the studio together as the clip is just a previous appearance re-shown. First up though are those nice Irish lads with their third hit single “So Good” which is up to No 3. Whilst Take That’s “Never Forget” lived up to its name as being one of the group’s most memorable songs even being performed at the Coronation Concert for King Charles III, “So Good” really didn’t fulfil the claim of its title being one of the band’s least remembered hits – in short, it’s so bad.

And so to the boyband winners. Take That are at No 1 for a second week with “Never Forget”. Although Boyzone would eventually amass a comparable amount of chart topping singles themselves, to my mind they always came up short when in a straight competition with Gary, Mark, Howard, Jason (and never forgetting Robbie of course!) for the title as the nation’s favourite 90s boyband. Maybe not the gulf in popularity that we saw in the 80s between Bros and Brother Beyond but a clear distance nonetheless. Just my personal view of course. Other opinions are available. What’s that? What about those other Irish lads Westlife? Oh feck off!

The play out track is “Don’t You Want Me” by Felix and if it sounds familiar then that’s probably because it was a hit three times in the UK during the 90s. This was its second incarnation making No 10. The original release was a No 6 hit in 1992 and in 1996 it returned to the charts peaking at No 17. Obviously, each release had a different mix but this practice of recycling dance tracks that had already been a chart success before was really prevalent around this time. “Don’t You Want Me” was on the Deconstruction Records label but given its release history, Reconstruction Records might have been a more apt name (chortle).

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Mary Kiani	When I Call Your Name	Nope
2	Ash	Girl From Mars	No but I have theirBest Of album Intergalactic Sonic 7″s with it on
3	TLC	Waterfalls	I did not
4	Julian Cope	Try Try Try	No No No
5	Tina Arena	Heaven Help My Heart	Nah
6	Suggs	I’m Only Sleeping	Dear me no
7	Madonna	Human Nature	Negative
8	Boyzone	So Good	So bad – no
9	Take That	Never Forget	It’s a no
10	Felix	Don’t You Want Me	No I don’t

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001vvzc/top-of-the-pops-10081995

TOTP 03 AUG 1995

Posted on January 9, 2024 by 80stastic

Back in August 1995, our lives were about to change. Well, for those of us who were partial to a pint or two. You see, the Sunday after this TOTP aired, public houses in the UK were permitted to remain open throughout Sunday afternoons for the first time ever. Wa-hey! Get the beers in! I have to say it’s hard to recall the effect that this may have had on the nation given our current all day licensing laws but I assume it was quite the seismic cultural shift. I wonder if I can get some alcohol references into all of the artists on this TOTP? Anyone fancy a pint?

We start with my nemesis Therapy? Now, it’s not that I can’t stand them but rather that they kind of passed me by at the time and I never really know what to say about them when they appear on these TOTP repeats which feels like it’s all the time. It makes sense chart-wise –“Loose” was the band’s ninth UK Top 40 hit in under three years but even given how prolific they were at releasing hit singles, I kind of get the impression executive show producer Ric Blaxill must have been a fan for them to have been invited on the show so regularly. Anyway, here they are but they don’t sound like I was expecting. “Loose” – to my ears at least – seems almost…well, like a Busted tune. OK, I’m exaggerating – call it artistic licence – but it’s certainly more Green Day than Nirvana but then Therapy?, according to my online research, forged a career of longevity out of adapting their sound to challenge their fanbase and indeed themselves so maybe nobody should have been surprised.

Perhaps what did take people by surprise though was lead singer Andy Cairn’s appearance. Quite the change from his previous trip to the TOTP studios – he’s gone full on rocker complete with greased back barnet, facial hair and sideburns. It’s a look that is used as the cover art of their album “Infernal Love” so a change in image that was presumably part of a bigger promotional rebrand. I’m probably reading far too much into it – he probably just got bored of his old look. We’ve all experimented with different styles haven’t we? I tried growing a goatee beard myself around this time. When I tired of it, I booked myself an appointment with a hairdresser to shave it off. When I got to the salon, I was greeted by hoots of derision by the guy who was going to do it. He pointed at my face and exclaimed “That’s not a beard!”. I never felt so emasculated!

Alcohol association: Well’ ‘loose’ can be slang for being inebriated can’t it?

It seems to me that Italian Eurodance project Corona managed to amass more UK chart hits than they had any right to. “The Rhythm Of The Night” was a decent example of the genre but did we really need subsequent watered down facsimiles of it that got weaker with each release? No, no we didn’t and yet the hits kept coming. “Baby Baby” made No 5 whilst this one – “Try Me Out” – would peak at No 6.

“The Rhythm Of The Night”, of course, shared its title (save for a definite article) with a famous hit from the 80s. DeBarge took their song to No 4 in the UK but unlike Corona, had the decency to be one hit wonders (over here at least). As well as a link to the 80s, the group also share a connection with the 00s. Do you remember the ITV show Popstars that gave us Hear’Say? Yes? OK, do you recall the five hopefuls that fell at the final hurdle but decided to form their own group anyway (or more likely at the prompting of a rival record label) called Liberty? Still with me? Good. So Liberty had to change their name to Liberty X as there was already a band called Liberty who objected. So what has any of this to do with Corona? Well, they amended their moniker in 2001 to…yep, Corona X. It’s not a great anecdote I admit but then Corona weren’t a great act so it’s all they deserve in my book.

Alcoholic association: Has to be the Mexican beer called Corona.

Next, the first of two tracks on the show that were originally recorded in the 80s. The life and times of “Blue Monday” by New Order is quite the tale. We all know the track but here’s some facts and stats behind it:

Originally released March 1983 on 12” only peaking at No 12
Returned to the chart in August 1983 surpassing its previous chart high by making No 9
Remixed by Arthur Baker in 1988 and released in UK in 7” format for first time. Peaks at No 3
Remixed by Hardfloor and released in 1995. Peaks at No 17
Spent 89 weeks on Top 100 chart over three releases spanning 12 years selling 1.16 million copies
Best selling 12” record of all time

This 1995 release was, rather unimaginatively, officially titled “Blue Monday–95” and was released as a single to promote “The Rest Of New Order” compilation. The band themselves were on a hiatus following the difficult recording of the 1993 album “Republic” and were showing no signs of wishing to work together again anytime soon. Their new record label London clearly wouldn’t have been too jazzed about the lack of any new material from their artist so turned to the back catalogue that they brought with them. We’d already had “The Best Of New Order” album in 1994 which had been a big seller so London wasted no time in trying to repeat the trick with an album of remixes. Having used “True Faith” and “1963” to promote the first compilation, it made sense that they would look to their best known track to advertise the follow up. What a horrible incarnation of an iconic song this remix was though. Maybe that sound was where it was at in 1995 but for me, this version strips away all the power and intrigue of the original replacing it with fuzzy bleeps and beats and turns Bernard Sumner’s vocal into a disembodied, distant ghost of itself. As I write this, we’ve just had the other ‘Blue Monday’, the third Monday in January which has come to be known as the most miserable day of the year but even that day has nothing on the misery of the 1995 remix of New Order’s classic song.

Alcohol association: In 2016, New Order launched their own brand of beer called Stray Dog after a track on their album “Music Complete”.

Black Grape are back with their second single “In The Name Of The Father”. The follow up to their debut “Reverend Black Grape”, this was very much more of the same which was no bad thing in my book. Some funky grooves and nonsensical lyrics (Neil Armstrong having bigger balls than King Kong indeed!)? Yes please!

Kermit’s crutch (he’d broken his ankle at the T in the Park festival) puts me in mind of the infamous Extreme Noise Terror / The KLF BRIT Awards performance…but without the machine gun fire at the end obviously.

Just as I was writing this whilst listening to Radio 2 (no, you do one! I’m 55!), Shaun Ryder appeared as a guest on the Dermot O’Leary show and they were talking about this incident on TFI Friday from back in the day. God, I miss being young(er).

Alcohol association: Black Grape? Wine? Cabernet Sauvignon? Yeah, that’ll do.

Something out of leftfield now from…well…Leftfield. Despite having a No 3 album in debut “Leftism”, huge single success had eluded the electronic duo of Neil Barnes and Paul Daley. “Afro–Left” couldn’t change that though it was pretty interesting. Featuring gibberish, African sounding spoken vocals and a trippy, hypnotic backbeat, it wasn’t your average chart entry. The supplier of those vocals was listed on the record as Djum Djum. In my first draft of this review – and I swear this is true – I referred to Djum Djum as the African Stanley Unwin, the comic actor who was famous for creating ‘Unwinese’ (essentially a gobbledygook version of English). I deleted the comparison though thinking it might be too niche but on researching Djum Djum further, I came across a piece which suggested that he was, in fact, the son of Stanley Unwin! Other ‘facts’ about him was that he also went by the name of Neil Cole and that he was the originator of Jum Jum which is the sound you make whilst chewing an elastic band! I’m not sure I’m having any of this though. I mean, come on! Jum Jum? I should Coco!

Alcohol association: I thought I might struggle with this one but it turns out that there is not only a Left Field Beer company but also a Leftfield vineyard and a Left-Field whiskey distillery.

Next, the second of those songs that were recorded in the 80s. Originally released as the B-side to their 1986 hit “Suburbia”, I first became aware of this Pet Shop Boys track around 1987 when my girlfriend (now wife) bought me a cassette of their remix album “Disco”. “Paninaro” was the fourth of just six songs on said album but always stood out even against the remixes of all the singles from their debut long player “Please”. Starting off with a drum sound that is reminiscent of the J. Arthur Rank gong, it then takes off with an excoriating synth sound before the almost unique happens – a Pet Shop Boys vocal by Chris Lowe. OK, he’s speaking rather than singing but it works perfectly as the normally motionless one of the duo recites just eight words on a loop that speak of the very essence of the human experience interspersed with name checks for Italian designers like Armani and Versace. How so? It turns out that the ‘paninari’ were a 1980s Italian youth subculture who were into designer clothing, pop music and hanging out in fast food restaurants (‘panino’ is Italian for sandwich). Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe identified with the movement which inspired the song.

All very interesting but why was it put out again in 1995 you might well ask? Well, “Paninaro ‘95” was a bunch of remixes including one by Tin Tin Out that was used to promote the B-sides compilation album “Alternative” that was released the Monday after this TOTP aired. Very much like New Order before them I guess.

The performance here is obviously memorable for the role reversal which sees Neil behind the keyboards and Chris up front and centre. The latter clearly isn’t used to the spotlight and looks like he doesn’t know where to put himself even turning his back on the studio audience at one point. To make up for Chris’s shortcomings as the focal point, there’s some serious overcompensating going on with the two oiled up male dancers behind him. Was that really necessary? They could have done with some more clothes on them and talking of clothes, that “Alternative” album that I mentioned earlier featured the track “In The Night” which was adopted as the theme tune to the old BBC fashion programme The Clothes Show…

Alcohol association: Tricky one this…the only thing I’ve got is that in the book Literally which documents the duo’s first ever tour in 1989, there’s plenty of references to the consumption of alcohol with champagne being a favourite tipple.

Talking of tricky…in 1995, trip-hop was a big deal spearheaded by the holy trinity of Massive Attack, Portishead and, yep, Tricky. Having been an early member of Massive Attack but not fancying the idea of fame and fortune, Tricky (real name Adrian Thaws) branched out on his own and found…fame and fortune. His seminal debut album “Maxinquaye” went gold and made No 3 in the charts. The music press lavished it with praise and it topped many a publication’s album of the year poll. It received a Mercury Music Prize nomination losing out to, you guessed it, Portishead’s “Dummy”. As a consequence of this success, Tricky’s face adorned the covers of magazines like…erm…The Face and Wire but he was never comfortable with his celebrity though he did rather court publicity by dating Björk. He also had a relationship with the vocalist on “Maxinquaye” Marina Topley-Bird.

This song- “Hell Is Around The Corner” – was taken from “The Hell E.P.” which was a collaboration with US hip-hop group Gravediggaz though they didn’t contribute to this particular track. It would prove to be Tricky’s biggest ever hit peaking at No 12. The man himself stated that he didn’t like the term ‘trip-hop’ and shied away from claims that he invented the genre. His stance was reinforced by him releasing a song that sounded very similar to Portishead’s “Glory Box” that was released six months earlier. The fact was though that both artists had sampled the same track – Isaac Hayes’s “Ike’s Rap II” – though who actually recorded their song first (as opposed to releasing it) is disputed.

Alcohol association: There is a dessert cocktail called The Grave Digger which is a coffee liqueur comprising brandy, Grand Marnier and is topped with crushed Oreo biscuits on whipped cream with a tiny shovel accessory to signify a freshly dug grave. Tricky stuff.

And suddenly it is upon us. When people talk about the pop music story of 1995, one event dominates. Not just the biggest story of the year but possibly the whole decade. We have arrived at a defining moment in time – the ‘Battle of Britpop’ is here! Now I don’t intend to rehash this story in detail – so much has been written about it already that it’s all out there and easily accessible from just a basic search of the internet. However, I was working in a record shop at the time (Our Price in Stockport) and during that week in the middle of August that saw the dual release of “Country House” by Blur and “Roll With It” by Oasis, I stood in for the singles buyer who was on leave which brought a certain amount of pressure – to run out of either release would have been unforgivable. I was checking stocks of both on what seemed like an hourly basis.

It was though an unbelievably exciting time to be working in record retail with news crews dispatched to shops (not ours sadly) to film pieces that would make headlines on the national evening news. Such was the intense media speculation that the story transformed from the tale of two singles to a class war with Oasis cast as working class northerners and Blur as arty, southern softies. The narrative constructed was that you were either on the side of one or the other and your choice of which single to buy was akin to casting a vote with record shops remodelled as polling stations. The truth is, of course, that plenty of people bought both though not necessarily in the same purchase. I worked with someone who bought one in the first week of release and the other in the second – she liked both tunes but had a preference for one to be No 1 over the other. I can’t recall which way round it was but I guess this was the record shop equivalent of tactical voting.

Anyway, it’s Blur we’re concerned with in this show who have the ‘exclusive’ performance slot to promote the lead single from their new album “The Great Escape”. Now the TOTP caption says that “Country House” was to be released on 14th August which was also the date that “Roll With It” was due in the shops. As such, the decision by Blur (mainly Damon from what I can ascertain) to go head to head with their rivals had already been taken. Reportedly wrong footed by Creation pushing forward the Oasis release date by weeks and fearing that they would trail in the wake of a second successive No 1 for the Mancs, the battle was set up by “Country House” having its own release date shifted to 14th August as well. I’m guessing I would have been aware of all this what with working in a record shop and all but it’s hard to recall at a distance of nearly twenty-nine years.

So what of the actual song itself? Received opinion is that “Country House” is not actually very good and certainly is not a good representation of the band’s canon. Whilst there is some credence to that conventional wisdom, I think history has shown that there was more to the tune than it being what Liam Gallagher described as ‘chimney sweep music’. Yes, the band themselves seemed to disown the song, refusing to play it live for many years but accusations of it being a throwaway pop song are wide of the mark I feel. There’s a sense of unruliness to it but it also has layers. The knockabout fun coexists with some standout melancholy moments like the “blow, blow me out, I am so sad I don’t know why” line when the song pauses for breath. Whether it can ever escape the connotations of that time or not I don’t know but it’s probably better than it is remembered as. We’ll get the whole denouement of the ‘Battle of Britpop’ soon enough but then we all know who won don’t we?

Alcohol association: Bassist Alex James developed more than a liking for champagne to supplement his cheese obsession and he did call his autobiography “Bit Of A Blur”.

Take That are No 1 this week with “Never Forget”. I went into all the Robbie Williams leaving the group stuff the last time I wrote about this one so I’m not going to go over all that again. Suffice to say, due to a clause in his Take That contract, he wasn’t allowed to release any solo material until six months after the band was officially dissolved meaning that the first Robbie Williams single – a rather weak cover of George Michael’s “Freedom” – didn’t see the light of day until the end of July 1996. That will either be a relief or totally infuriating to viewers of these BBC4 TOTP repeats depending on your inclination. I will say though that I recall catching Williams appearing on a breakfast TV show (possibly The Big Breakfast) not long after he had left the group where he was his usual bullish self (no sign of any regret or self reflection) where he kept going on about how brilliant his little bit of singing was on “Never Forget”. What a class act!

Alcohol association: Gary Barlow launched his own range of organic wine in 2021.

The play out video is “Waterfalls” by TLC. I don’t think I ever quite realised quite how much of a big deal this trio was until I checked their discography. Four American No 1 records! Wow! Their level of success over here was a bit more tempered but they still racked up four Top 10 hits including this one which made No 4. A groundbreaking track in many respects, its lyrics made reference to drugs related violence and HIV/AIDS which was one of the very first mainstream chart songs to do so. It’s hard not to fall for the sonic charms of “Waterfalls”. It’s the very definition of ‘slinky’ with a smooth beat that oozes class aligned with some gorgeous vocal stylings and a killer rap from Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes. Those attributes earned it two Grammy nominations for Record of the Year and Best Vocal Performance and a Soul Train Music Award for Best R&B / Soul single.

If the song itself wasn’t enough to tempt you to dive right into it, then there was the video. A combination of literal retelling of the lyrics visually and special effects, it would win four gongs at the MTV Video Music Awards. If the image of the trio performing whilst seemingly standing on water in an ocean wasn’t striking enough then their liquefied, ‘water sprite’ forms dancing in front of a waterfall couldn’t help but make an impression. This seemed like cutting-edge stuff in 1995.

Lopes would tragically die in a car crash just seven years on from “Waterfalls”. The lyrics of her rap from it were engraved on her casket.

Alcohol association: There is a sobriety support group called The Luckiest Club who use the abbreviation TLC as part of their identity. There’s also a non-alcohol beer company called Tropical Lager Coral’ation.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Therapy?	Loose	No
2	Corona	Try Me Out	As if
3	New Order	Blue Monday – 95	I did not
4	Black Grape	In The Name Of The Father	No but I had the album
5	Leftfield	Afro-Left	It’s a no from me
6	Pet Shop Boys	Paninaro ‘95	Nope
7	Tricky	The Hell E.P.	Nah
8	Blur	Country House	See 4 above
9	Take That	Never Forget	Negative
10	TLC	Waterfalls	Liked it, didn’t buy it

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TOTP 20 JUL 1995

Posted on December 17, 2023 by 80stastic

One of the interesting things about these TOTP repeats is that they’re a great snapshot of cultural tastes of the time, shining a spotlight on sounds, artists and personalities that were popular and prominent at a specific moment. Obviously, some names transverse any particular juncture; U2 first example who are on this show later can’t be put into a time capsule but then there are people like the presenter of this show. Does the name Gayle Tuesday ring any bells? No? How about Brenda Gilhooly? Nothing? OK. Maybe if you saw a clip…

…anything now? Got her? Yep, Gayle Tuesday was nothing to do with a song by The Rolling Stones (Ruby Tuesday) nor the new Doctor Who’s latest companion (Ruby Sunday) but was a character created by comedian Brenda Gilhooly who briefly rose to fame in the mid 90s. A send up of the traditional image of and persona allocated to Page 3 models, the character appeared on programmes such as !Viva Cabaret! and The Jack Dee Show as well as forming a partnership of sorts with Paul O’Grady’s Lily Savage character. A TV show of her own called Gayle’s World arrived in 1996 but both Gilhooly and her creation seemed to disappear after that. A relaunch in 2010 called Gayle Tuesday: The Comeback appeared on the Living channel in 2010 but Brenda makes her living these days as a writer having penned and starred in the 2019 Radio 4 sit com Madam Mayor. In July 1995 though, she was Gayle Tuesday and a ‘golden mic’ slot on TOTP beckoned…

We start with Corona who were infeasibly onto their third hit single with “Try Me Out”. As the UK went dance music crazy in the 90s, the number of different genres and sub genres of that generic term was bewildering. The scariest part of the Our Price store where I was working at the time was always the Dance Collections section. You really had to have someone who knew their stuff when it came to dance music to sort it out and keep it maintained. Anyway, what would Corona’s music be categorised as? I’ve seen it described online as Euro-NRG, Nu-NRG and, of course, the catch-all term Eurodance. Never having been even remotely qualified to have sorted out the Dance Collections section, I couldn’t possibly give any insight into the discussion other than to say it sounded crap to me. This one comes across like it was written to order, or perhaps formulated by AI if it had existed then. All the essentials are there but it just sounds so cynical and calculated. However it gestated, it worked becoming the band’s third consecutive Top 10 hit.

Next a song and artist I don’t believe I’ve thought about since 1995. Dana Dawson was from Queens, New York but she was more popular in Europe than the US. Not an official one hit wonder (she had two minor follow ups) but “3 Is Family” was by far her biggest. A fluffy but enjoyable bit of dance pop, the online reviews of it I’ve found made comparisons with the output of Eternal and Dina Carroll but it reminds me more of “I Love Your Smile” by Shanice. My comparison wasn’t all the two singers shared – they both released their first ever recordings at the age of just 14 – Shanice brought out her debut album “Discovery” in 1987 whilst Dana entered the world of pop with her single “Ready To Follow You” in 1988.

The latter initially found success just in France as her records were only available there so she signed with EMI in 1993 to open up more territories for her including the UK. The plan worked straight off the bat as she struck big with her first EMI single “3 Is Family” peaking at No 9 over here. A tale of the impending arrival of a first born child, its catchy chorus about a couple becoming a family of three employs some basic maths to great effect. A year later, the Spice Girls would bag the Christmas No 1 with a similarly titled song but in reverse with “2 Become 1” reportedly about the act of lovemaking though the line “Be a little wiser baby, put it on, put it on” suggested that, unlike in Dana’s song, the protagonists weren’t planning on starting a family!

Dana Dawson sadly passed away in 2010 aged just 36 from cancer.

There’s time for a quick boobs gag from Gayle before she introduces Paul Weller whom she describes as “gorgeous, funky, fab” before rounding off with a “phwoar!”. The Modfather as a hunk? Really? Look, I know he has a super loyal fanbase who swear by him (my elder brother is one of them) but I always thought it was about his music not his looks, no?

*watches video for “You Do Something To Me”*

Hmm. Well, he certainly looked better than he does these days but who doesn’t? I guess he has a certain beanpole charm to him. In fact, in the shots in the back of the van with those shades on and that loose, shaggy hair, he has a whiff of Liam Gallagher about him. Anyway, we really should talk about the music and this track was the third single to be taken from his “Stanley Road” album and it would peak at No 9. Not his biggest ever hit but perhaps his most well known solo song? To the casual listener at least maybe. It’s a very charismatic, evocative ballad with a lyric about unattainable love though apparently it’s very popular at weddings. Another one of those totally misunderstood songs that gets played inappropriately like stalker anthem “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. As I remember, this was the point where the ‘godfather of Britpop’ tag really started to circulate in conjunction with the rise of the movement that Weller was supposedly the originator of. I’m not sure if he welcomed it or not but he certainly collaborated with some of its purported proponents on “Stanley Road” including Liam’s brother Noel and Steve Craddock of Ocean Colour Scene. It remains easily his best selling solo album.

The next four songs have all been on the show before so I might just whip through them pretty quickly if that’s alright by you. The first is “Love Enuff” by Soul II Soul. I didn’t have much to say about this one when it was on as the play out track recently and my cupboard is still pretty bare now. I guess I could say that some of the backing singer harmonies remind me a bit of En Vogue or that main vocalist Penny Ford did the singing on Snap!’s early hits. Is that enough? Sorry, enuff?

Gayle gets a gag in about the rude name of the next act before we get another airing of the studio performance from the other week by Shaggy (ooerr!) and Rayvon. As with Soul II Soul, I’m at a loss as to what to say about these two. We all know that “In The Summertime” was originally a No 1 hit for Mungo Jerry in 1970 so that won’t do.

*checks Shaggy’s Wikipedia entry*

Oh, his son is a music artist as well. He’s a rapper and goes by the name of Robb Banks (or sometimes styled as Robb Bank$ inevitably). His influences include Biggie Smalls and…is this right?…Sade?! The list also includes some names I’ve never heard of like SpaceGhostPurrp and Slug. Does his Dad get a mention? Oh yeah, he’s in there (just referred to literally as ‘his Dad’). Now I might regret this but I wonder what Robb Banks sounds like?

*listens to his single “You Kno It”*

Oh God. Why did I bother? What did I think was going to happen? It’s dreadful. I didn’t think I would ever say this but I actually prefer Shaggy!

It’s the video for U2’s “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me” next back for what I believe is a third outing on the show as it is going back up the charts having seemingly peaked at No 2 a month previously. The reason for its reversal of fortunes is pretty obvious – the film it was taken from – Batman Forever – had been released to UK cinemas six days before this TOTP was broadcast. Its eleven week run in the Top 40 (in itself definitely not a regular occurrence in the mid 90s) would yield the following chart positions:

2 – 2 – 3 – 6 – 10 – 6 – 4 – 7 -13 – 17 – 26

The power of a blockbuster film promoting a single on display right there. That’s not to say it wasn’t a good song of course. I always quite liked it and certainly enjoyed it more than the big hits from the other Batman films up to this point. If you’ve forgotten what they were, there was “Batdance” by Prince (where was the song in this track?) and “Face To Face” by Siouxsie and the Banshees (seriously, who does remember that one?).

Another song in the charts enjoying a helping hand from being on a hit film’s soundtrack is “Shy Guy” by Diana King which was featured in Bad Boys. Now, she may really only be known for this one song in the UK but Diana is quite the trailblazer both musically and culturally in her home country of Jamaica. Whilst her blend of reggae, dancehall and R&B pushed back musical boundaries, in her personal life, Diana came out as a lesbian in 2012 making her one of the first and only LGBTQ+ Jamaican artists in the music industry. So it turned out that as well as not wanting no fly guy, she didn’t want a shy guy either really.

And so to the climax of the show and yes, I’m not counting another week at No 1 for The Outhere Brothers – this was a much more seismic event in the world of pop music. It’s not just an exclusive performance of the new Take That single “Never Forget” but our first look at the group in a post Robbie Williams world! Eek! Yes, just three days before this TOTP went out, Williams had officially announced that he was leaving Take That. The fall out, rumours and accusations surrounding this were huge. Did he resign or was he asked to leave by the rest of the band? Would they continue without him or replace him? Would they split up? Double eek! Whatever the truth, there were some very immediate logistical consequences for the band to deal with. Take That were in the middle of a world tour and just about to begin the UK leg of it. How would they accommodate a Robbie-shaped hole? Well, as I recall they offered a refund to anyone who had bought a ticket for one of their concerts if they felt short-changed that they wouldn’t be seeing Williams. As I recall, maybe one person cashed in on the refund for that reason. My wife went to see them with a friend on that tour and said it was a great show and that she didn’t even notice Robbie wasn’t there.

So, tour troubles resolved but what to do about the new single? “Never Forget” didn’t have Gary Barlow on lead vocals for once but Howard Donald. A surprise it may have been but a problem? No, Howard wasn’t going anywhere. However, the song did feature Robbie singing prominently in the middle eight and the bridge part before the final chorus. Well, they didn’t re-record the single that was released to shops because promo copies featuring Robbie had been made available to radio stations weeks before. However, for the purpose of promoting the song on TV shows, they performed a version with the Williams vocals edited out. Watch this TOTP appearance. I’m pretty sure you can’t hear Robbie on it anywhere.

Talking of different versions of the song, the edit that was released as a single is quite different from the album version. It was remixed by Meatloaf producer Jim Steinman who added a boys choir part to the intro and coda and a steal from Verdi’s Requiem right at the very start of the song. These enhancements made for a very crowded stage for this TOTP performance with the lads sharing it with eight choristers and a gospel choir. Who knew it would take so many people to replace Robbie Williams?! Maybe they wanted to make a statement that they weren’t going anywhere and they didn’t need Robbie to put on a show? If so, it certainly worked – the four of them look highly delighted. Nothing forced about their smiling faces; maybe there was an element of (dare I say it) relief in there? Image-wise, Howard has toned down his attempt to turn into the musical version of Chewbacca by tying his hair back and he’s also pre-dated David Beckham by at least a couple of years by his choice to wear a sarong. Mark and Jason look like 70s pin ups with their grown out hair dos that Black Lace would probably describe as ‘girly-curly hair’ whilst Gary just looks like he’s counting the dance steps in his head like he always does. Those dance moves include, of course, that “Radio Ga Ga” style hands aloft move which is actually pretty effective and inclusive (even the two left footed amongst us can pull that off).

Overall, I think they do a pretty good job of displaying a band united despite the potential for derailment caused by the departure of a popular member of the group. The lyrics and theme of the song also help with Robbie’s leaving somehow imbuing them with more significance. There’s also an element of grounded-ness in there as if they’re saying “Look, we’re just a pop group at the end of the day. You’ll move on as we will”. It puts me in mind of John Lennon saying to the fans that they couldn’t stay those lovable moptops forever when The Beatles decided to concentrate on recording and stop touring. He reminded them that those early records were still there and that if they really couldn’t let go of the band’s previous image and style then there was always The Monkees anyway. “Some day soon this will all be someone else’s dream” indeed. “Never Forget” has become possibly Take That’s biggest song – not in sales maybe (though it will go to No 1 for three weeks) but in terms of its profile to the point that the 2023 version of the band chose to sing it at the Coronation Concert for King Charles III and Queen Camilla.

After quite a lengthy dissection of Take That, I’m going to give short shrift to these two berks. The Outhere Brothers are No1 for a third week with “Boom Boom Boom”. There you go. That’s it. That’s the comment.

And that’s nearly it. There’s just time for Gayle Tuesday to say goodbye and advise the watching female audience to remember to stick their chests out and giggle a lot before the play out track kicks in. I’ve never heard of Tecknicolor nor their track “Take 5 In The Jungle” though, of course, I was aware of “Take 5” by the Dave Brubeck Quartet. I’m not sure that this dance version of the jazz standard made the Top 40 and there’s precious little information about it online that I can find. For what it’s worth, my opinion on it would be that with all the dance music around at the time, did we really need to bring jazz into the equation?

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Corona	Try Me Out	No
2	Dana Dawson	3 Is Family	I did not
3	Paul Weller	You Do Something To Me	Not but I had the Stanley Road album
4	Soul II Soul	Love Enuff	Nah
5	Shaggy and Rayvon	In The Summertime	As if
6	U2	Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me	Liked it, didn’t buy it
7	Diana King	Shy Guy	Nope
8	Take That	Never Forget	It’s a no from me
9	The Outhere Brothers	Bom Boom Boom	Ha! Away with you!
10	Tecknicolor	Take 5 In The Jungle	And no

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TOTP 27 APR 1995

Posted on November 7, 2023 by 80stastic

This post is dedicated in its entirety to Pete Garner who passed away recently. Known to many as the original bass player with The Stone Roses, I got to know Pete in the mid 90s when I worked with him at Our Price the record retailer. He was the sweetest, soundest, funniest person you could ever hope to meet. I learned so much about life from him. RIP Pete.

In my review of the previous show, I spent some time discussing the rise of Chris Evans as he was about to start his two year stint on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show. In order to promote their new boy, the BBC have got him in to host TOTP straight off the bat. Evans wasn’t the only debut happening around this time. Three days before this show broadcast, Channel 4 aired the first episode of one of the best sit coms ever in Father Ted. A week later, the channel was at it again but this time with a show from across the pond with the ratings sensation Friends. It’s a sobering realisation that two of the stars from those shows are no longer with us. Father Ted himself Dermot Morgan would pass away less than three years on from here whilst Matthew Perry who played Chandler Bing in Friends sadly died just a week or so ago. Back in 1995 though, I’m guessing that Chris Evans would be full to the brim of brio as he brings his presenting style to TOTP. Let’s see how he did…

He starts off in a fairly uncontroversial manner with a lame set up about the studio lights not working before a short intro for opening act MN8. After just missing out on the top spot with debut single “I’ve Got A Little Something For You”, this lot of R&B wannabes were hot news. They consolidated on that success with follow up “If You Only Let Me In” which was a No 6 hit. Quite different in style from its predecessor, it had a much more pure pop boyband vibe that would become ubiquitous as the decade progressed and the throng of such acts became ever larger. I mean, it’s actually one of the better examples of that sound; well constructed with plenty of hooks though it also seems to have been written with one eye on accommodating the obligatory dance moves for the three guys in the band playing second fiddle to the singer. Still, it was probably a sensible choice at that point in their career; a catchy tune to maintain their chart presence and guarantee airplay. For the moment, MN8 were playing the game well.

Whilst MN8 were in the ascendancy, another boyband were desperately trying to stay afloat in some choppy teenage audience waters. Let Loose were trying to do exactly the opposite of what their band name suggested; they didn’t want to be let loose in a sea of faded boybands but rather wanted to be tied steadfastly to the chart dock. This single – “Best Of Me” – did indeed act as a decent life belt giving them a Top 10 hit though I can’t work out why as it’s as dull as dishwasher. The verses sound like a Bread song (they would record an actual Bread song in “Make It With You” the following year) whilst the chorus goes a bit “See The Day” by Dee C. Lee complete with added string section. And why on earth is there a double necked guitar on show here? Let Loose? More like obtuse.

If MN8 were playing the R&B pop stars game well, then here’s Bobby Brown to show them that “Two Can Play That Game”. In the segue into this one, Chris Evans starts reverting to type and his ‘lads mags’ persona by banging on about a naked Pamela Anderson and Liz Hurley bouncing up and down on a space hopper. What? Bobby Brown, of course, had a few image problems of his own with a list of charges against him including drink driving, defaulting on child care payments and battery of his wife Whitney Houston. If his personal life was chaotic and full of misdemeanours, in 1995 his career was at a high point. “Two Can Play That Game” gave him his biggest ever UK hit when it peaked at No 3.

Evans completely lays bare his ‘lad culture’ credentials once more by referring to an upcoming performance by Oasis as being his “personal heroes”. Before that though we have yet another appearance for our Eurovision entry Love City Groove. I make this their third time on the show with the song contest still two weeks away. What with plugging the BBC’s coverage of Eurovision and the showcasing of Radio 1’s Breakfast Show host, TOTP was in danger of becoming just a promotional tool for the corporation’s output rather than a platform for the most popular music of the day.

As for “Love City Groove”, it still stands up and out I think in the long history of UK Eurovision acts. It didn’t completely convince the watching panels on the night of the contest finishing 10th out of 23 countries receiving 76 points, almost half the amount the winners Secret Garden from Norway did with their song “Nocturne”. That victory seemed to give credence to the idea that Eurovision was ready for a different musical genre to take centre stage over the more traditional acts witnessed down the years. Sadly for the UK, that genre was haunting, violin led and almost instrumental rather than sing -a-long rap. Bugger!

It’s time for “the best song around” now as endorsed by Chris Evans in his intro for Oasis. On reflection, it wasn’t even the best song on the CD single – that honour goes to “Acquiesce” in my opinion. However, “Some Might Say” was certainly better than most residents of the Top 40 and, as expected, gave the band their first of eight No 1 singles. At the time, I was in agreement with Evans and loved this though I’m not sure it stands up as well through the perspective of 28 years distance. Back then though, I didn’t care that, just as “Cigarettes And Alcohol” had done, it had more than a whiff of a T-Rex riff about it. Nor did I care that the lyrics weren’t the best (rhyming ‘fishes’ with ‘dirty dishes’ indeed!). I didn’t even mind Liam’s pronunciation of ‘Shine’ as “Sh-i-iiine”. To me it sounded…well…powerful I guess. Powerful and hopeful that something different might be about to happen.

This was pretty much the last public appearance of drummer Tony McCarroll with the band. The next time they appeared on TOTP, his replacement Alan White was on the drummer’s stool. McCarroll being buried alive by the rest of the band in the “Live Forever” video probably should have given us all a big clue as to his impending fate.

Creation boss Alan McGee had wanted to release the track as a double A-side with the aforementioned “Acquiesce” but Noel Gallagher stood firm saying the latter was the B-side. Legend has it that the conversation went something like this:

McGee: “Acquiesce” is too good. Knock something average out for the B-side.

Noel: Sorry Alan but I don’t write shit songs.

As for the performance here, Liam seems to have perfected his motionless, thousand yard stare act by this point while the rest of the band (Noel excepted) look like they can’t quite comprehend how they got here from where they started. By the way, Liam’s Manchester City coat would not have been seen as bandwagon jumping. At the time City were not the winning machine they are today; that would have been their rivals United.

The third boyband on tonight now and the second trying to follow up a No 2 hit single. Like MN8 before them, Boyzone had gone as close as possible to a chart topper without actually getting one with previous single “Love Me For A Reason” but, despite that success, a lot must have been riding on their next release in terms of their potential longevity. A bunch of pretty Irish boys getting a Christmas hit with a cover of a well known sloppy ballad was one thing but repeating the trick with a composition of their own? Well, that was another matter.

As it turned out, “Key To My Life” was also the key to the band’s consolidation. A very encouraging chart peak of No 3 would surely have given the group confidence that they could compete with Take That (especially when, a few weeks later, the departure of Robbie Williams would cause the future of the band to be put in doubt). A saccharine drenched ballad, it seems to me that “Key To My Life” is a largely forgotten Boyzone single despite its strategic importance to their career.

Watching this performance back, I’m struck by how washed out the group look with all those grey colours and pastel shades on display in their outfits. Their stylist should have been given the keys to a better wardrobe.

It’s another studio appearance by Tina Arena performing her hit “Chains” now. Her song was universally seen as being about being trapped in a relationship that was no longer working though Tina herself attributes its meaning to her trying to escape from her past as a child star when she was dubbed ‘Tiny Tina” aged 8 on a talent show. Fast forward over 40 years and a modern day restriction that Tina struggled with was the whole issue of ‘selfies’. In 2019 she made the decision not to allow people to take ‘selfies’ as she felt trapped by them and instead would rather have a good old chat with the person. That revelation somehow put me in mind of that famous Boy George quote who, when at the height of his fame, was asked about the act of sex. “I’d rather have a nice cup of tea” he replied though I’m pretty sure he had his fingers crossed when he said it.

It’s that band again whose name I remember but whose music I don’t. Chris Evans does his best to create some buzz around them by bigging them up in his intro but even the man of the moment’s endorsement didn’t cut through with me. I refer to The Wildhearts who we last saw on the show doing their minor hit “Geordie In Wonderland”. They’re back with the lead single from their second album “P.H.U.Q” called “I Wanna Go Where The People Go”.

Listening to it now, it’s not bad though even if I’d cottoned on to it back in 1995, I’m not sure I’d have been bowled over by its sound. I’m sure they had and still have a hardcore fanbase but for me, they blur into one a bit with all those other early 90s UK blues rock revival bands like The Dogs D’Amour and The Quireboys though that’s not surprising as main Wildheart Ginger used to be a member of the latter.

It’s the fourth and final week at No 1 for Take That with “Back For Good”. It’s often said (including by me) that the mark of a good song is how often it’s covered by other artists and especially if it’s done in a completely different style and it still works. Well, here are just a few varied takes on “Back For Good”. Firstly, a slinky, muscular version courtesy of McAlmont & Butler from 2002 for the War Child charity album in association with the NME:

Here it’s turned into an indie classic by The Wedding Present on their “How The West Was Won” album:

How about a lo-fi anthem from Swedish band The Concretes on covers compilation album “Guilt By Association”:

And finally a punk rendering courtesy of Robbie Williams himself; a live version included as an extra track on his “Angels” single:

The “wash it off” ad lib line has its origins in an adopted reaction from Take That fans when the song was performed live. When Gary Barlow would sing “Got your lipstick mark still in my cup”, the crowd would apparently sing back to him “Ooh wash it off!”. So now you know.

Punk covers of your own songs were all the rage back then. Here’s Duran Duran on The Word from 1995 doing “Hungry Like The Wolf”:

The play out track is back after disappearing for a while and tonight’s is a goodie from Weezer. This power pop, pop-punk, geek rock (call it what you will) anthem named after rock ‘n’ roll legend “Buddy Holly” would make it all the way to No 12. If the song wasn’t memorable enough, you can’t forget the video once seen, especially if , like me, you grew up in the 70s. Back then, the US sitcom Happy Days was huge with its main character Fonzie assuming almost legendary status with his cool persona and catch phrases “Ayyyy” and “Sit On It”. I remember they’re being some TV awards show on when Happy Days was at its peak and it somehow losing out to Blue Peter in one category. Even the wide eyed innocent child that I was thought that was a fix.

Anyway, the idea to incorporate footage from Happy Days with Weezer performing “Buddy Holly” in Arnold’s Drive-In was inspired. Director Spike Jonze did an incredible job. The actor who played drive-in owner Al did a cameo to introduce the band and a lookalike did the Fonzie dance scene but apparently the rest was all done without computer graphics and instead used clever editing. It looked amazing in 1995 and still looks great today I think.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	MN8	If You Let Me In	No
2	Let Loose	Best Of Me	Definitely not
3	Bobby Brown	Two Can Play That Game	Nope
4	Love City Groove	Love City Groove	I did not
5	Oasis	Some Might Say	YES!
6	Boyzone	Key To My Life	Never happening
7	Tina Arena	Chains	Negative
8	The Wildhearts	I Wanna Go Where The People Go	Nah
9	Take That	Back For Good	No but my wife did
10	Weezer	Buddy Holly	Liked it, didn’t buy it

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001rrzv/top-of-the-pops-27041995

TOTP 20 APR 1995

Posted on November 2, 2023 by 80stastic

Those big BBC changes keep on coming in 1995. The day after this TOTP aired, both Bruno Brookes and Steve Wright presented their final shows on Radio 1. Brookes, of course, had hosted his last TOTP just the other week; Wright hadn’t been near the corporation’s flagship pop music show for years. Dear old Uncle Steve probably felt hard done by having been shunted from his natural habitat of Radio 1 afternoons to the Breakfast Show by new controller Matthew Bannister in the January of the previous year. The new time slot hadn’t worked out and the Monday after Wright’s departure, the era of Chris Evans commenced.

Whatever your opinion of Mr Evans, there’s no denying he created some noise around himself and his show. The first time I became aware of him was in 1992 when he presented a Sunday afternoon show on Radio 1 called Too Much Gravy and he genuinely sounded like a breath of fresh air. He had a feature where he asked listeners to suggest songs that were really long and really short in length as I recall. Later that year he would break into TV with The Big Breakfast and his fame (some may say infamy) was assured. Don’t Forget Your Toothbrush would follow (made by Evans’ own production company) before the call came from Matthew Bannister to renew his relationship with Radio 1. His breakfast show would add 600,000 new listeners possibly due to the controversy it created with innuendo-laden features and the regular questioning of a female member of his team called Holly Samos about her sex life. Over the next couple of years, Evans would become one of the biggest celebrities around aided by the rise of ‘lad culture’ and his Channel 4 show TFI Friday. This post isn’t about blowing smoke up Chris Evans’ arse though so on with the music and we start with Pato Banton and Ranking Roger and their duet “Bubbling Hot”.

Now, if like me you’re wondering why this sounds so familiar even though you weren’t aware that it even existed until it was featured on these TOTP repeats, then here’s @TOTPFacts with the reason why:

“Bubbling Hot” pinches a melody from Dave & Ansel Collins’s classic 1971 track “Double Barrel”: https://t.co/p5kVXVuuC9 #TOTP
— Top Of The Pops Facts (@TOTPFacts) October 27, 2023

Roger, of course, is probably best known for his time as a member of The Beat though there is much more to his musical legacy including a band who never had a UK Top 40 hit though they did achieve some success in America. General Public were kind of a punk /ska supergroup comprising a line up of ex-members of The Specials, The Clash, Dexys Midnight Runners and the aforementioned The Beat’s Dave Wakeling and Ranking Roger. Though ignored at home, three of their songs would make it into film soundtracks resulting in hits on the US charts. The John Hughes pictures Weird Science, Sixteen Candles and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off plus the Alicia Silverstone starring Clueless all feature General Public tracks of which this is probably my favourite:

Wakeling and Roger reactivated General Public in 1995 and would score another US hit from another film soundtrack (this time Threesome) with a version of the Staple Singers’ “I’ll Take You There”. Sadly, Ranking Roger died of cancer in 2019 aged just 56.

Next up we have *checks notes* ah yes, some Eurodance. Of course we do. You couldn’t sodding avoid this soulless genre back then. Corona are this week’s exponent of the genre’s paucity of passion with their single “Baby Baby”. There are few if any redeeming features on display here. Even the singer isn’t the actual singer. Echoing Black Box’s vocalist deception, the woman fronting the whole sham here – Olga Maria de Souza – was just that, a front. The voice on the track belongs to someone called Jenny B. In fact, despite being the public face of the act throughout the 90s and beyond, Souza didn’t actually lay down her own vocals on any Corona recording until 2005! We’re talking Boris Johnson levels of building a career based on nothing but smoke and mirrors here. “Baby Baby” would somehow become a No 5 hit. The more I hear, the less I understand.

A genuinely arresting song now that would make you stop in your tracks the first time you heard it. Portishead had firmly been announced by the music press as the movement leaders of trip hop by this point though this wasn’t an image that the band themselves wished to promote. After “Glory Box” had made them bona fide Top 40 stars earlier in the year, a rerelease of their debut single “Sour Times” was deemed sensible and what a sound decision it proved to be.

After making No 57 in August of 1994, it would peak at No 13 second time around. Many a descriptor has been used to identify Portishead’s sound in general but on this track in particular, words like ‘haunting’, ‘melancholy’ and ‘cinematic’ are certainly not wide of the mark. That last one certainly rings true. “Sour Times” features a speeded up sample from a track from film composer Lalo Schifrin’s album “More Mission: Impossible”. Not only that but the video features footage from a short film made by the band themselves! I had no idea such a thing existed! Said film is called To Kill A Dead Man and a still from it formed the cover of their “Dummy” album. The theme from the film was an extra track on the CD single of “Sour Times” and gives off some serious 60s spy film vibes…

Of course, Portishead weren’t the first band to make their own feature film. ABC came out with Mantrap in 1983 and, like To Kill A Dead Man, it was a spy caper and had its own theme tune called “Theme From Mantrap”.

After that rather spine tingling interlude, we’re back to the cruddy, generic dance music. I say generic but there was something that set Real McCoy apart from their peers and that was that for some reason their particular brand of Eurodance crossed over to America. They had two No 3 hits over there with “Another Night” and “Run Away” not though with this one, “Love & Devotion”. Yes, I know the TOTP caption says “3rd UK hit and 2nd US Top 20 hit” but as far as I can tell, this isn’t true. This track wasn’t released as a single in America.

Anyway, so what was it about the Real McCoy version of Eurodance that succeeded over the pond where the genre generally didn’t prove to be popular? I think I may have said in a previous post whilst commenting on another of their hits that there seemed to be more of a classic pop song structure to their output than some of their contemporaries so was that a factor? Bizarrely, in the case of “Love & Devotion”, I could probably understand if that had been a major hit in the US (it wasn’t released there remember) as it has more than a passing resemblance to Ace Of Base whose Euro-infused cod reggae sound provided them with a No 1 on the Billboard Hot 100. I’ll say it again, the more I hear the less I understand.

When it comes to songs from films, Portishead, despite having their own short film to their name, had some way to go to catch the soundtrack master Bryan Adams. The Groover From Vancouver’ first had one of his songs featured in a film in 1983 when “Heaven” appeared in the largely unknown A Night In Heaven and by 2002 he had written a whole soundtrack album by himself for the animated western Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron but it was the 90s when he bestrode the genre mammoth like. Starting with that Robin Hood song, he followed it up by being part of a trio with Sting and Rod Stewart on “All For Love” from The Three Musketeers and then came “Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?” from Don Juan DeMarco. Yet another ballad (all his film songs seemed to be of the love variety), the flamenco guitar gave it a differential to the others but for me it was always a bit of a damp squib. Sorry Bry but I’ve never really loved this song. Not one bit.

It’s the ‘album’ slot now but as is commonwith this feature, what we actually get is a very long preview of the artist’s next single. Wet Wet Wet’s latest album “Picture This” (as the TOTP caption says) was No 1 and had already sold 340,000 copies (it would go on to shift 900,000 units) so I guess it made sense to have the top selling artist on the show. The track they perform here is “Don’t Want To Forgive Me Now” which would end up being their next single when it was released in June. It’s an accomplished, well produced pop song but a little to formulaic and obvious for me. It would peak at No 7 when finally released.

If the track itself didn’t really intrigue me, I was struck by something about the performance of it, namely that bass player Graeme Clark and keyboardist Neil Mitchell have swapped places and instruments. Was that just some sort of band in joke or did they perhaps want to have a laugh by messing with the usual set up? Neither looks convincing in their new role. Neil hardly moves his fingers at all along the bass neck whilst Graeme literally bashes around on the keys like he was Bamm-Bamm from The Flintstones. It got me thinking though about other occasions in the show’s history where a classic band line up has been subverted. Later in the year we would get the classic Oasis performance of “Roll With It” when Noel and Liam exchanged places and didn’t Jimmy Somerville and Sarah Jane Morris mine each other’s vocal parts when performing “Don’t Leave Me This Way”? I think they did. Must be something about songs that begin with the word ‘Don’t’.

Ah, it’s Björk. Always a difficult review for me. I used to think I didn’t like Björk because she can’t sing. Then I came to the realisation that she can sing but I just don’t like her voice. Then I surprised myself when rewatching these BBC4 TOTP repeats by actually appreciating and even liking some of her material like “Venus As A Boy” and “Big Time Sensuality”. So how do I approach and revisit “Army Of Me”, the lead single of her second album “Post”? Well, I’m afraid this one doesn’t work for me. Too menacing, brooding and industrial sounding for my delicate pop sensibilities. However, even I couldn’t resist the charms of her version of “It’s Oh So Quiet” when she scored a massive hit with it over the Xmas period.

Björk is back on the show in a future repeat alongside Skunk Anansie to perform a remix of “Army Of Me”. Maybe I’ll like that version better. By the way, this was yet another song that featured on a film soundtrack – the big screen adaptation of the comic book character Tank Girl. The collection of songs was assembled by Courtney Love and included tracks by her own band Hole (of course) and the aforementioned Portishead. This is fast turning into a film soundtrack special!

Or is it a Eurovision special? With the song contest just three weeks away, the BBC was ramping up its promotion of the annual event. The UK’s official entry Love City Groove will be along shortly but right now it’s an act that came third to them in the selection competition A Song For Europe. Deuce had already had a No 11 hit with “Call It Love” earlier in the year but their Eurovision attempt “I Need You” would go one better giving them their biggest ever hit. Having listened back to this rather nasty slice of Eurodance, I can understand why it didn’t win. Deuce were like a second rate Steps prototype and nobody needed that in their lives.

Despite being well beaten at A Song For Europe by Love City Groove, Deuce did pip their victors in one chart battle – they made it to the Top 10 first. Whilst the rappers were at No 17 this week, Deuce went straight in at No 10. LCG would eventually supersede that feat by peaking at No 7 after Eurovision had aired.

Take That remain at No 1 for a third week with “Back For Good”. The black and white video of the band mooching about in the rain in slow motion in front of some classic American cars became almost iconic, perhaps because it was the last to feature Robbie Williams in the band’s first incarnation. A still from it would form the cover for their 2005 Best Of “Never Forget – The Ultimate Collection”.

And so to Love City Groove. Tacked onto the end of the show as an additional tenth track (most shows of this period had featured nine), this looked like a clear case of hype building for Eurovision by the BBC. I guess in this week in particular they could make the case that its inclusion was merited as it was the highest climber on the chart leaping from No 26 to No 17. My guess is that this won’t be the last TOTP appearance for “Love City Groove”.

Order of appearance	Artist	Title	Did I buy it?
1	Pato Banton and Ranking Roger	Bubbling Hot	Nah
2	Corona	Baby Baby	NO!
3	Portishead	Sour Times	No but my wife had the album
4	Real McCoy	Love & Devotion	Negative
5	Bryan Adams	Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?	Nope
6	Wet Wet Wet	Don’t Want To Forgive Me Now	I did not
7	Björk	Army Of Me	It’s a no
8	Deuce	I Need You	But I don’t need you or your record
9	Take That	Back For Good	No but my wife did
10	Love City Groove	Love City Groove	And no

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001rrzj/top-of-the-pops-20041995

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