TOTP 1999 – the epilogue

As with seemingly every year, 1999 brought us the usual bad news stories – war and conflict, earthquakes, political turmoil etc but let’s not dwell on all that – the state of the world is shocking enough in 2026 without reminding ourselves that it was ever thus. In popular culture, the Pokémon phenomenon took over the world whilst in TV, The Sopranos, Family Guy and SpongeBob SquarePants premiered. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace was predictably the biggest grossing film of the year though one of the most talked about movies was the genre bending The Blair Witch Project.

In technology, the way we consumed music was about to change forever. File sharing network Napster was launched ushering in a musical digital revolution. As the year and indeed the century ended, technology was at the forefront of all our minds as the fear of the millennium bug loomed. In the end, those fears came to nought but in terms of 1999’s music (in the charts at least) they were realised.

As for TOTP itself, we were still in the Chris Cowey era and after he’d introduced a new theme tune, logo and title sequence the year before, 1999 saw the executive producer focus on the show’s running order and, let’s be fair, he made a right mess of it. The historical mantra that a song must be No 1, a new entry or going up the charts to be featured was totally ransacked with records descending the Top 40 regularly showcased. The constant rotation of No 1s meant that we often had the spectacle of ending a show and starting the next with the same hit as last week’s chart topper was shown again immediately despite having been knocked of its perch. If it was frustrating to watch back then, reviewing the BBC4 repeats in 2026 was torturous.

The show’s main presenters were Jamie Theakston, Jayne Middlemiss and Scott Mills though we also saw the introduction of Gail Porter as a replacement for Kate Thornton. There was also the curious footnote of TOTP history that was Emma Ledden’s solitary appearance.

OK, well, let’s stick to tradition and look at the year’s Top 50 singles:

Best-selling singles

No.TitleArtistPeak
position
1…Baby One More TimeBritney Spears1
2Blue (Da Ba Dee)Eiffel 651
3The Millennium PrayerCliff Richard1
4Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)Lou Bega1
59 PM (Till I Come)ATB1
6Livin’ La Vida LocaRicky Martin1
7That Don’t Impress Me MuchShania Twain3
8Sweet Like ChocolateShanks and Bigfoot1
9Flat BeatMr Oizo1
10When the Going Gets ToughBoyzone1
11Bring It All BackS Club 71
12Better Off AloneDJ Jurgen presents Alice Deejay2
13Genie in a BottleChristina Aguilera1
14Perfect MomentMartine McCutcheon1
15Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!Vengaboys1
16No ScrubsTLC3
17If I Could Turn Back the Hands of TimeR. Kelly2
18When You Say Nothing at AllRonan Keating1
19Heartbeat“/”TragedySteps1
20I TryMacy Gray6
212 TimesAnn Lee2
22My Love Is Your LoveWhitney Houston2
23Beautiful StrangerMadonna2
24Turn AroundPhats & Small2
25It’s Not Right but It’s OkayWhitney Houston3
26I Have a Dream“/”Seasons in the SunWestlife1
27Witch DoctorCartoons2
28King of My CastleWamdue Project1
29We Like to Party! (The Vengabus)Vengaboys3
30Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)The Offspring1
31Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)Baz Luhrmann1
32Wild Wild WestWill Smith2
33MariaBlondie1
34SometimesBritney Spears3
35I Want It That WayBackstreet Boys1
36Keep On Movin’Five1
37Re-Rewind (The Crowd Say Bo Selecta)The Artful Dodger featuring Craig David2
38We’re Going to Ibiza!Vengaboys1
39TenderBlur2
40You Get What You GiveNew Radicals5
41My Name IsEminem2
42Mi Chico LatinoGeri Halliwell1
43The LaunchDJ Jean2
44You Don’t Know MeArmand van Helden featuring Duane Harden1
45(Mucho Mambo) SwayShaft2
46Swear It AgainWestlife1
47Man! I Feel Like a Woman!Shania Twain3
48She’s the One“/”It’s Only UsRobbie Williams1
49You Needed MeBoyzone1
50Fly AwayLenny Kravitz1

The first thing to say is how many No 1s there were! Twenty-nine of the Top 50 were chart toppers. In total there were thirty-six singles that made it to the top which I’m pretty sure was a record. This was no doubt down to heavy first week discounting by the record companies which the public very soon got on board with and wise to. Three weeks at the top was the maximum time any of those records managed with the first nine weeks of the year seeing nine different songs at the summit. Only two of the Top 50 were singles that peaked outside of the Top 3. As for the Top 10 best sellers, I’d break them down like this:

  • Six were dance hits of one hue or another
  • One was by an established boy band
  • One was by a country artist crossing over into the mainstream with a hybrid sound
  • One was by a new teenage singing sensation
  • One was by Cliff Richard!

Clearly dance music still dominated the charts but what was interesting (possibly) was the different genres represented. Eurodance, Latino, garage, electro house, trance…it was exhausting. Further down the list we found returning superstars such as Madonna, Whitney Houston, Lenny Kravitz and most surprising of all Blondie. We still hadn’t had enough of novelty singles with South Park‘s Chef, Bad Luhrmann, Cartoons and, arguably, Mr Oizo all having huge hits.

Boybands may not have been having it all their own way anymore but Boyzone, Five, Backstreetboys and the depressing emergence of Westlife ensured they were still very much able to pull in sales from a devoted fanbase. Girl groups though were on the wane it seemed with the Spice Girls releasing no new material but laucnching solo careers instead whilst B* Witched looked on decidedly dodgy ground come the year end. However, girl/boy combos were finding success easier to come by with S Club 7 and Steps both featuring. How many of the Top 50 did I buy? One. Any guesses which? OK, I’ll put you out of your misery…it was New Radicals.

Best-selling albums

So let’s move on to the best selling albums…

No.TitleArtistPeak
position
1Come On OverShania Twain1
2By RequestBoyzone1
3The Man WhoTravis1
4Gold: Greatest HitsABBA1
5Performance and CocktailsStereophonics1
6I’ve Been Expecting YouRobbie Williams1
7SteptacularSteps1
8Talk on CornersThe Corrs1
9WestlifeWestlife2
10On How Life IsMacy Gray3
11The HushTexas1
12All the Way… A Decade of SongCeline Dion1
13You’ve Come a Long Way, BabyFatboy Slim1
14…Baby One More TimeBritney Spears4
15My Love Is Your LoveWhitney Houston4
16Step OneSteps3
17The Miseducation of Lauryn HillLauryn Hill2
18Songs from the Last CenturyGeorge Michael2
19Forgiven, Not ForgottenThe Corrs2
20The Party Album!Vengaboys6
21S ClubS Club 72
22Ladies & Gentlemen: The Best of George MichaelGeorge Michael1
23ReloadTom Jones1
24SynkronizedJamiroquai1
25You Me & UsMartine McCutcheon2
26Greatest Hits IIIQueen5
27InvincibleFive4
28FanMailTLC7
29Ray of LightMadonna7
30The Greatest HitsCher7
31UnpluggedThe Corrs9
32This Is My Truth Tell Me YoursManic Street Preachers4
33Life thru a LensRobbie Williams8
34SurrenderThe Chemical Brothers1
35Ricky MartinRicky Martin2
36Charlotte ChurchCharlotte Church8
37MillenniumBackstreet Boys2
38Gran TurismoThe Cardigans8
39SchizophonicGeri Halliwell4
40Turn It On Again: The HitsGenesis4
41WillenniumWill Smith10
42The Very Best of Dean Martin: The Capitol & Reprise YearsDean Martin5
4313Blur1
44The Best of MeBryan Adams12
45SognoAndrea Bocelli4
46Where We BelongBoyzone3
47Equally Cursed and BlessedCatatonia1
48BelieveCher7
49Twenty Four SevenTina Turner9
50AmericanaThe Offspring10

Yet again, my overall impression is how mainstream most of the artists were. The Corrs, Celine Dion, Westlife, Texas, Cher, Bryan Adams are just a few of the names that stand out on first glance. Then there’s legacy acts like ABBA, Queen and Dean Martin…where were the new artists? OK, Britney Spears and Macy Gray. Who else? Martine McCutcheon? Please! Even breakthrough names like Travis had already been around for a while before hitting it big in 1999.

If new artists were hard to find, now about non-mainstream acts? I’ll offer you The Offspring, The Chemical Brothers, TLC, Fatboy Slim, Stereophonics, Catatonia and The Cardigans. It’s not many is it? Best Ofs and Greatest Hits were still doing decent business accounting for nearly a fifth of the Top 50 whilst Cher, George Michael, Robbie Williams, The Corrs, Boyzone and Steps all had two albums on the list making up nearly a quarter of the chart. As for the year’s best seller, give me strength! What on earth was happening?! And me personally, How many did I own? Maybe three? Four or five if you add in my wife’s contributions. A vintage year it was not.

Hits We Missed

We missed five shows that BBC4 did not broadcast in this run of 1999 TOTP repeats due to the Scott Mills sacking controversy and the Gouryella cultural appropriation issue. Two of those are addressed below whilst there are a further two that weren’t deemed big enough hits to warrant a place in the running order.

Duran Duran – “Electric Barbarella”

Released: Jan ‘99

Chart peak: No 23

Duran Duran were having hits in 1999?! Yes, they were but this one will take a bit of explaining as it has quite the back story. Six years on from their Indian Summer moment that was “Ordinary World” and their seventh studio and second eponymous album aka “The Wedding Album”, the band’s fortunes had taken a bit of a nose dive. The disastrous decision to record a cover versions album – 1995’s “Thank You” – as its follow up (which Q magazine declared the worst of all time in 2006) had derailed the good will and credibility they’d acquired with that comeback to the point that their ninth studio album “Medazzaland” was only released by record label Capitol in the territories of North America, Latin America and Japan. It wasn’t officially released in the UK on various digital platforms until 2021 and finally a physical release the year after.

“Electric Barbarella” was one of two singles released from it but only initially in America where it made little impression. That could have been the end of its story but come 1998, the relationship between the band and their record company reached breaking point after the commercial failure of the whole “Medazzaland” project and they parted company with EMI. And guess what EMI did next? They tried to maximise the commercial returns of their previous charges by raiding their back catalogue for a Best Of collection. Of course they did.

Rather unsurprisingly, it turned out that although the UK didn’t have much of an appetite for new Duran Duran material, when it came to revisiting their past glories, then there was definitely a whole to be filled. The “Greatest” album would eventually go three times platinum, updating as it did, 1989’s “Decade” collection. I say ‘updating’ but, in truth, there were only four songs on it from the 90s one of which (and crucial to our story) was “Electric Barbarella”. Off the back of the success of “Greatest”, it was finally given a UK release in its own right. OK but one week spent at No 23 isn’t much of a story you might well comment. However, here’s the kicker which places the track at the heart of the biggest change in music consumption ever. “Electric Barbarella” is widely considered to be the first ever single by a major label artist available for digital purchase/download on the internet. No really.

The alt-rock and pop history website Diffuser has a great piece about the song’s significance and it’s so interesting to read about some of the concerns and attitudes such a milestone release caused back then. Whilst their label was initially reticent about the whole concept, they eventually relented and the track was to be made available as a digital download two weeks before the physical single hit record shop racks. The retail sector had a wobble about supporting a format that seemed to be given exclusivity and Capitol caved by synchronising release dates. Some of the prevailing attitudes of the time have not aged well though. Look at this quote from Scott Burnett, the VP of Marketing at Liquid Audio, the company Duran Duran partnered with to deliver the electronic version:

“This is about creating additional revenue—not about taking away established revenue streams.”

20 Years Ago: Duran Duran Make Music History by Selling ‘Electric Barbarella’ as a Digital Single; Annie Zaleski, diffuser.fm; 2017

Didn’t really work out like that did it Scott? Then there was Robin Bechtel, senior director of new media (U.S.):

“Most people who find out about music on the Internet do go down to their local retailer to make a purchase. This will help to generate more sales at retail.”

20 Years Ago: Duran Duran Make Music History by Selling ‘Electric Barbarella’ as a Digital Single; Annie Zaleski, diffuser.fm; 2017

Ha! Anyway, as for the song itself, it was a very electro track, with a repetitive, driving rhythm and simple but hooky chorus but its most interesting parts were the sonic effects in the mix that gave it a claustrophobic, under duress feel. The rather inevitable film reference in its title that gave the band their name reminded me of that time that The Rolling Stones finally recorded Bob Dylan’s “Like A Rolling Stone” for their live album “Stripped”. The robot sex doll video for “Electric Barbarella” will surely only be remembered for all the wrong reasons though. And if you think I’m done with artists who made their names in the 80s in a review of 1999, then think again…

Groove Armada – “At The River”

Released: Jul ‘99

Chart peak: No 19

Another hit now that wasn’t huge in terms of its chart position but it was in terms of its reach. Groove Armada are the electronic music duo of Andy Cato and Tom Findlay who had visited the Top 40 earlier in the year with the single “If Everybody Looked the Same” but it was “At The River” that really announced them, certainly to me at least. What a curious thing this was. Ostensibly a dance track, this was no high bpm dance floor filler though. No, this was an early morning, come down tune that would become a staple in the running order of all those ‘Chilled Ibiza’ compilation albums.

Those solitary two lines of lyrics – “If you’re fond of sand dunes and salty air, Quaint little villages here and there” – are sampled from the 1957 song “Old Cape Cod” which was recorded by American country and pop music singer Patti Page whom I’ve never heard of before and certainly didn’t know about back in 1999. Indeed, Cato and Findlay only became aware of the track whilst holidaying in the Lake District when they bought a 1950s compilation album from a bargain bin in a shop in Ambleside for 50p. Added to that, the mesmerising trombone solo was only included because Andy Cato had brought his instrument with him on holiday to practice for a forthcoming jazz concert. On such random incidents can huge moments in popular culture be made.

“At The River”‘s ubiquity and lazy beats didn’t help though when it came to staging the performance of it on TOTP. A hazy sheen visual effect and a small monitor showing the talking head part of the official video seemed to be the only idea the programme makers could come up with to enliven what was on our screens. That and a fair bit of attention on the very blonde woman on the keyboards. The track would have a second life in 2006 when it was used to soundtrack adverts for Marks & Spencer Food and you don’t get bigger moments in popular culture than that (ahem).

Travis – “Why Does It Always Rain On Me?”

Released: Aug ‘99

Chart peak: No 10

I’ve included this one as Travis really were the breakout stars of 1999 and although they would go on to have bigger hits, this single seemed to me to be the one that made a statement of intent – they were on their way and there would be no turning back. Ironically, it’s opening lyrics – “I can’t sleep tonight, Everybody’s saying everything is alright” – refers to a late night conversation between songwriter Fran Healy and their manager who was trying to reassure the former that the band’s career was taking off whilst Healy himself wasn’t convinced. In many ways, it mirrored the rise of Oasis who after two middling-sized hits, unleashed “Live Forever” and we knew that they meant business. Lending weight to that comparison is the fact that both “Why Does It Always Rain On Me?” and “Live Forever” peaked at No 10.

Sonically, I don’t think there’s that much similarity between them (any musicians reading this will no doubt correct me) although Healy has admitted to pinching the chords from “Wonderwall” for the Travis hit “Writing To Reach You” even referencing the Oasis song in its lyrics. “Why Does It Always Rain On Me?” is almost jaunty in its chorus (despite its oppositional lyric) whereas “Live Forever” has a heavier, almost defiant tone to it. Anyway, I’m pretty sure that WDIAROM also picked up extensive radio play which helped establish Travis in the minds of the public who had not yet caught up with the band.

In a Guardian article in 2020, Fran Healy stated that the moment they started playing the song in their set at Glastonbury 1999, the heavens opened and that everything turned around for them and superstardom beckoned. I guess a song called “Why Doesn’t It Always Rain On Me?” wouldn’t have translated as well.

The Divine Comedy – “Gin Soaked Boy”

Released: Nov ‘99

Chart peak: No 38

Not only did we miss “The Pop Singer’s Fear Of The Pollen Count” on the show due to the Scott Mills controversy, but we also missed this little gem from The Divine Comedy because it wasn’t considered a big enough hit I guess. Both tracks came from the compilation album “A Secret History…” and both deserved to be bigger hits (TPSFOTPC peaked at No 17) but the ignoring of “Gin Soaked Boy” by the record buying public bordered on criminal.

Sometimes the lyrics to a song pass you by (even if you enjoy its sound ) but in this case, the track is all about the lyrics. Now, whether you hear them as random nonsense or cleverly constructed rhyming couplets that play on oppositional meanings, that’s up to you. Personally, I find it intriguing even on repeated hearings with my favourite line being the penultimate and ridiculous “I’m Jeff Goldblum in The Fly“. Glorious stuff. If you still weren’t convinced by it, then the CD single included the Father Ted theme “Songs Of Love” and the marvellous Eurovision entry “My Lovely Horse” from the episode ‘A Song for Europe’. What more could you ask for?

As for the song’s title, it must have been borrowed from the song of the same name from the Tom Waits 1983 album Swordfishtrombones” which also includes the wonderful “In The Neighbourhood”. Neil Hannon himself says that the gin reference is about ‘spirit’ using the word’s alcoholic definition as a metaphor for resilience within the human condition. Or something. Whether my liking for the song has any bearing on my liking of the drink I’m not sure. If I’m not the gin soaked boy, though, well, who am I?

Hits That Never Were

Slim pickings in this section again, so much so that I had to resort to seeking out two fallen 80s idols.

Toploader – “Let The People Know”

Released: Aug ‘99

Chart peak: No 52

The ubiquity of their hit “Dancing In The Moonlight” (and, let’s be honest, its tweeness) is generally perceived to have taken a sledgehammer to Toploader’s credibility, a blow from which they have never recovered. Now, I’m not saying that I disagree with that but they didn’t start out as everybody’s go to bland band to hate on (or was that the aforementioned Travis?). This single which preceded that mega hit was a precision-tooled, driving, darting arrowhead of disco-influenced soul-pop that was as startling as it was slick.

I first heard it not on initial release but as part of a free gift CD attached to the cover of Q Magazine about a year or so later and, on first listen, it almost blew me away. It was unconscionable that they were the same band which released that King Harvest cover. Even the Rocky inspired video felt like it fitted. Maybe they should have rereleased it as the follow up to “Dancing In The Moonlight” instead of “Achilles Heel” although, to be fair, that was a decent tune as well.

I guess I didn’t subscribe to that theory that they were the ultimate creators of generic, safe, uninspired and inoffensive rock/pop music. In fact, I’m sure I didn’t as I saw them live once (gulp!). No, wait! Come back! It was when I was living in York having left Manchester and you didn’t get many names on the circuit come to York at the time so I went. They were OK as I recall.

There is, of course, a link from them to TOTP 1999 even though they didn’t appear on the show during that year which is that their guitarist Dan Hipgrave was dating the aforementioned presenter Gail Porter (and was presumably the envy of many a teenage lad back then). They married in 2001 but separated three years later before divorcing. He would subsequently marry sports presenter Lynsey Horn.

Howard Jones – “Let The People Have Their Say”

Released: Feb ‘99

Chart peak: No 99

I guess once you have “Let The People Know” then the logical progression is to “Let The People Have Their Say”. The paucity of decent entries for this section has led me to find out what a pop hero of the mid 80s was up to in 1999. Sadly, Howard Jones had long since faded from the minds of the general UK record buying public. His last Top 40 hit had been 1986’s “All I Want” which itself had only just secured that status by clambering to No 35. After that it had all been downhill over here though he had remained a significant live draw in the US.

After his ten year record deal with Warners had expired in 1993, he’d resorted to releasing albums on his own Dtox label via his website and at live gigs. One such release was “People” from which the single “Let The People Have Their Say” was taken. A jaunty, bounce-a-long pop tune with a calypso feel, it was never likely to become a huge hit up against the boybands and dance anthems that were occupying the charts at the time. It’s a nice enough tune though and until 2005 when he featured on Mohito’s No 82 hit, was the last time he ever broke the Top 100 barrier. One final thing though Howard. If you let the people have their say, they invariably get it wrong.

Nik Kershaw – “Somebody Loves You”

Released: Feb ‘99

Chart peak: No 70

Now, it was always the case that Howard Jones and Nik Kershaw came as a pair so…in truth though, it is odd how their careers have almost run in parallel. They both hit within a few months of each other, both had huge selling debut albums with the word ‘Human’ in the title and their chart careers both fell away at almost exactly the same time with the release of their third albums. By 1999, they were still in sync in terms of a lack of commercial success albeit that Kershaw had written a No 1 hit for Chesney Hawkes eight years earlier. However, in terms of racking up the sales under their own names…well, there was virtually nothing.

In the case of Nik though, he hadn’t actually released any music as a solo artist since 1989’s “The Works” as he’d been writing and collaborating with other artists for most of the decade including Genesis’s Tony Banks, Elton John, Les Rythmes Digitales and…erm…Let Loose. However, for his fifth album “15 Minutes”, Kershaw decided that nobody but him could record those songs and so he returned to the studio in his own right.

The lead single from it was “Somebody Loves You”, a very melodic, very mature, very well constructed pop/rock song so, obviously, the crap-obsessed record buying public of 1999 weren’t having it at all. It surely deserved better than its No 70 chart placing. The video with Nik as a living museum exhibit foreshadowed the House Of Annie Lennox exhibition at the Victoria and Albert Museum which on occasion saw her working within a perspex box by 13 years. Kershaw has continued to record and tour extensively in the past 25 plus years and has even written a book detailing the stories behind his big hits as well as every track spanning his 40 years career.

Shack – “Comedy”

Released: Jun ‘99

Chart peak: No 44

Keeping the 80s theme going in 1999 were Shack who emerged from the ashes of the criminally ignored band The Pale Fountains. They released some wonderful tracks between 1982 and 1985 such as “Thank You”, “Palm Of My Hand” and “…From Across the Kitchen Table” all of which fell by the chart wayside. Singer Mick Head licked his wounds and formed Shack with his brother John in 1987 releasing two albums before finally finding not just critical acclaim but crucially commercial success as well with third album “H.M.S. Fable”. From personal memory, this was a steady, consistent seller rather than a runaway sensation, a recollection which its peak chart position of No 25 supports. The music press loved it though declaring it the second best album of 1999 in the NME and Uncut magazine.

Two singles were taken from it of which “Comedy” was the first. In an unexpected turn, I find myself potentially using similar words to describe it which I used whilst writing about Nik Kershaw above. Sacrilege? Maybe but also undeniable. The album received plaudits that talked about ‘lyrical craftsmanship’, ‘effortless melody’ and ‘classic pop harmonies’. There were also the inevitable Oasis comparisons but with the caveat that Shack were an upgrade (in today’s parlance) or that they were the band that Oasis always wanted to be. You can understand such reviews when listening to songs such as “Comedy” which, without wanting to repeat myself, was all those things and more. Why oh why wasn’t it a hit?

Shack would release two further albums (the final one ironically on Noel Gallagher’s Sour Mash label) whilst Michael Head now plys his trade as Michael Head & the Red Elastic Band who, in 2022, finally gave him the commercial respect he deserved when the album “Dear Scott” made No 6 in the charts.

Their Season In The Sun

Martine McCutcheon

Seemingly taking the well trodden route of soap star to pop star, Martine actually went from pop star to soap star to pop star. Sort of. She was originally in an all-girl group called Milan as a teenager who released three singles and toured as a support act for East 17 before joining the cast of EastEnders. They never achieved fame and fortune though.

By 1998, McCutcheon had decided that it was time for another go at this pop star lark and so, with her Albert Square character Tiffany killed off in the New Year’s Eve episode, there was nothing to distract her from devoting her full attention to music. Her start couldn’t have gone any better with a No 1 straight off the bat with classy, big ballad “Perfect Moment”. Her album “You, Me & Us” made No 2 and generated two more hit singles. The noughties brought two more albums which sold but not in the same numbers and her recording contract was eventually cancelled. She would return to the charts briefly with a fourth and so far final album in 2017. Since then though, her only musical foray has been as Swan in 2021 on The Masked Singer.

The Offspring

This one probably needs some context adding as I’m sure if you’re a fan of The Offspring, you’ll be coming at me with all sorts of stats and data that belie my perceived suggestion that they had one magnificent year and that was it. That certainly was not the case. For a start these American rockers have been going for over 40 years and have released 11 studio albums. In terms of sales, as of 2015, The Offspring had sold over 40 million albums worldwide.

And yet…in 1999, the UK fully discovered and embraced the band as they released perhaps their most commercial album to date – “Americana” – that furnished them with a No 1 and a No 2 hit single. “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)” came out of nowhere to debut at the top of the UK charts at the start of the year, spending over a month inside the Top 10. To put that into perspective, their biggest hit over here up to that point had been “All I Want” which made No 31 in 1997. They followed it up with the “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da” apeing “Why Don’t You Get A Job?” which just missed the top spot. However, when the album’s third single “The Kids Aren’t Alright” failed to make the Top 10, signs that the fever dream was coming to an end appeared. They didn’t disappear from our charts completely but the high flying days of 1999 would never return. However, they still record and play live to this day including the quaintly titled Shit Is Fucked Up tour in 2009.

Shanks & Bigfoot

Not quite the classic one hit wonder (a solitary No 1 and then nothing) but not far off it. Hailing from that hot bed of late 90s dance artists that was Brighton, Steven Meade and Danny Langsman (aka Shanks & Bigfoot) scored a chart topper in “Sweet Like Chocolate” in the Summer of 1999 and for a while they were the bomb. Accolades and awards followed (nominations and one win at the MOBO/ Ivor Novello/ BRITs) and the likes of Britney Spears and Destiny’s Child asking the duo to write for them.

Somehow though, it all fell away, possibly not helped by the year’s delay between “Sweet Like Chocolate” and their debut and only album “Swings And Roundabouts” being released. Momentum lost and all that. When it finally arrived, it failed to dent the Top 75. Their only other chart entry came from No 12 single “Sing-A-Long” in 2000. What are they up to today? The trail is a little cold though “Sweet Like Chocolate” was sampled by Stormzy during his headline set at the 2019 Glastonbury Festival.

Vengaboys

They came (on a bus), they saw (an opportunity) and they conquered (the charts). The success of this…this…project (I refuse to dignify this insult to music by calling them a group) was both baffling and irritating in equal measure. How on earth did the masses fall for their idiotic, nursery rhyme-like ditties (I refuse to call them songs)?! Yes, they had hits before 1999 and after but it was this year that they racked up two consecutive No 1s in “Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!” and “We’re Going To Ibiza!”. This was peak Vengaboys and boy did they cause a fit of pique in me.

Come the new millennium, they would replace an original member with a dolphin trainer which is pretty apt as I think I’d rather listen to the chirping squeaks and clicks of a dolphin than a Vengaboys record – in fact, what’s the difference? Unbelievably, a version of the group project still exists and as recently as 2025 opened for Scissor Sisters and Kesha at Madison Square Garden on The Tits Out tour (insert your own joke here…).

Last Words

1999, you were pretty crap I have to say. I’m not sure what I was expecting from these TOTP repeats but what I got was underwhelming, no not underwhelming…poor…no, not that either…shite…yes, that’s the right word…SHITE! You can an ‘utter’ before it too for maximum accuracy.

Personally, it was my final year of working in record retail for Our Price and I lasted just 10 weeks with the company into the new millennium before leaving after having been an employee for nearly 10 years. Not only did I change jobs but also cities, swapping the ever hip Manchester for the not quite as cool York. Sorry York but it’s true. The change from record shop to the civil service proved too big a change and I struggled from day one to come to terms with office life. Somehow I managed seven years before uprooting again to my current home of Hull.

What would have happened if I hadn’t have left when I did? I’d have probably stumbled along for a bit feeling ever less connected to the music I was selling as I settled into my 30s. The writing was on the wall for the traditional record shop though as the digital revolution lurked around the corner yet in plain sight. If I’d have stayed at Our Price, ultimately I would have had to find a new job as the chain folded in 2004. It was a wrench to leave though after all that time and I did feel emotional on the final day. The first thing I ever sold was an Elton John Greatest Hits cassette so my colleagues managed to find an old Elton cassette single that we had in the shop and one of them bought it so Elton on cassette was also my last sale. Bless ‘em.

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All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

TOTP 10 SEP 1999

Here we are again for another whizz through the sights and sounds to be found in the charts of Autumn of 1999. We’re still in the TOTP On Tour phase of the programme with this particular show coming from Isis nightclub in Nottingham. Neither exist anymore – Isis nor TOTP – but then we are talking 27 years ago so I’d be more surprised if they did to be honest. Gail Porter is our host for a third week running. In fact, she’s done all of these touring shows so far – I wonder if anyone else got a look in?

*checks the TOTP Archive website*

Yes they do. This was her last time on the road with the programme though she would return to present a further 27 episodes up to 2003. OK, with that admin done, it’s on with the show…

Now, if you’re an actor who has given up the regular gig of being in a soap opera to pursue a pop career and you are faced with the task of following up your debut single which was a No 1 hit, what do you do? Well, if you’re Martine McCutcheon then you change tack completely by ditching that classic, sophisticated ballad sound and release a jaunty, upbeat, acoustic backed pop song that would comfortably reside in daytime radio playlists and hope for the best. Under those terms, “I’ve Got You” is a perfectly serviceable track and by securing Martine a Top 10 hit, it did what it was meant to in terms of consolidation. Or did it? After going straight to the top at her first attempt with “Perfect Moment”, was a solitary week at No 6 substantial enough a success? I’m not sure. Ultimately, I don’t think “I’ve Got You” was…well…substantial enough. Certainly the lyrics were lightweight, going on about having the moon, the stars and the sun and flowers not blooming. I guess if she’d done another big ballad she’d have been accused of being a one trick pony so maybe she couldn’t win?

Not only did Martine change her sound but also her look. Just as the sophisticated sonics of her debut hit were dropped, so was her sleek image that she adopted to promote it. “I’ve Got You” required something different and so her dark, lacquered hair was replaced by blonde, flyaway locks that Gail Porter describes as “loverly” thereby foreshadowing Martine’s role as Eliza Doolittle in the 2001 West End revival of My Fair Lady.

Gail goes on to say that mambo fever is still sweeping the nation in the intro to the next act and she’s not wrong as the No 3 and No 1 records this week are both of that persuasion. “(Mucho Mambo) Sway” by Shaft was the record in bronze medal position and like Fatboy Slim and Phats & Small before them, this duo were also from Brighton. What was it with electronic dance music acts in the 90s that so many of them had connections to that seaside resort? It was a relationship that would only be rivalled by my beloved Chelsea FC who, under their current useless owners, became unhealthy obsessed with Brighton and Hove Albion’s modus operandi. Erm…anyway…football rant over. Shaft would shamelessly try to repeat this mambo nonsense in early 2000 by releasing their version of “Mambo Italiano” but the world had moved on and it only made it to No 12. They then turned their attention to the “Wassuup!” Budweiser advertising campaign by setting the overused phrase to a sample of MC Hammer’s “U Can’t Touch This”. What a pair of absolute grifters!

Of course, it wasn’t just the specific sub genre called mambo that was casting a huge influence over the UK charts in 1999 – the whole parent, umbrella term of Latin music was making itself known not just here but on a global stage. We’d already seen massive hits for artists like Ricky Martin and Jennifer Lopez crossover into the mainstream and now, here was our first glimpse of the latest Latin superstar and this one had a family pedigree to back up his claims. Enrique Iglesias is, of course, the son of legendary crooner Julio Iglesias and had already recorded three Spanish language albums before “Bailamos”  – his contribution to the soundtrack of the Will Smith movie Wild Wild West – brought him to our attention. I have to admit to not remembering how this one went – in fact, I think the only one of his that I know is “Hero” – but on watching this TOTP performance, I probably could have given it a good guess as to how it sounded. All the ingredients are there – the mixture of Spanish and English lyrics, that overused dance backbeat, lots of ‘whoah-oahing’, some whispered vocals from Enrique, and, most obviously, the obligatory Spanish guitar flourishes especially in the middle eight. In the then clamour for Latin flavoured tunes, it was a heady mix and was always going to deliver a breakthrough hit. Enrique’s looks weren’t exactly going to hold him back either.

“Bailamos” would secure a deal with a multi national record company and the chance to record whole albums in English and a career in the global mainstream inevitably followed. In a parallel world, it would be his elder brother Julio Iglesias Jr. (eh? His elder brother is called ‘Jr’?) who would have that career but his own musical offerings that were released before “Bailamos” did very little commercially and he was left with the fate of living not just in his father’s shadow but his younger brother’s as well. He should have recorded a song about a dance. His Dad’s biggest hit – “Begin The Beguine” – translates as “Start The Dance” whilst his brother’s breakthrough song means “We Dance” in English. A Latin pop version of Ultravox’s “We Came To Dance” was probably too much to hope for!

Oh dear. We have arrived at another horrible low point. I am very challenged by Shania Twain’s success in the respect that I just didn’t/don’t get it. Sure, she’s good looking and can no doubt sing but the hits that she’s most known for, I just couldn’t…well…I just couldn’t. Let’s leave it at that. Actually, no I won’t because “Man! I Feel Like A Woman!” deserves a proper slaughtering. From its dumb title to its honking, parping synth hook, everything about this song winds me up. It’s just so lowest common denominator. In short, it’s stinky as my teenage son would have it. That’s not a view that was shared at the time though. Look at this review in Rolling Stone magazine:

“ “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” and other high-gloss songs “open with a bubblegum glam cheerleader shout, then blasts into radio-ready rapture with offhand vocal interjections – doot-doot-doot scatting, do-si-do rapping, sexy squeaks, sarcastic Alanis Morissette asides.”

Eddy, Chuck (December 9, 1997)

That all sounds hideous! Who wants to”doot -doot-doot scatting” and “do-si-do rapping” in their songs?! And yes, I know the lyrics are all about female empowerment and that’s not to be discouraged and that its success could be down to its appeal to women record buyers…but I still don’t understand why its sound sucked so many people in. I was clearly in the minority though as it went to No 3 in the UK charts, matching the peak of its equally dreadful predecessor “That Don’t Impress Me Much” and would, as Gail Porter informs us, help propel parent album “Come On Over” to No 1 after being out for 18 months. It would spend 11 weeks accumulatively at the top of the charts becoming the UK’s best selling album of 1999. Bah!

There’s no upturn in quality following Shania as we get the latest boyband teen sensation A1 (awful, awful name) with their second single “Summertime Of Our Lives”. Predictably, this tune was so lightweight, if it had been a bloke on a pub crawl, it would have had its head down the toilet after a half of lager. I’ve read some reviews of it online suggesting its frivolity and throwaway nature should be embraced as, after all, it was the Summer and released to soundtrack the most relaxed of all the seasons. Except it wasn’t the Summer was it? September is surely the start of Autumn so A1 and/or their record label got their release schedule timings all wrong. In a way, that perfectly complimented its awfulness as did its lyrics. Look at these:

“Baby get ready get down
Are you up for it get down with it”

Songwriters: Adams / Cunnah / Ingebrigtsen / Marazzi / Read

Summertime of Our Lives lyrics © Reservoir Media Management, Inc, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

They just stole that from Five’s “Everybody Get Up” and put the words in a slightly different order. I use the word ‘they’ correctly here as the four lads all have their names up there in the writing credits alongside Peter Cunnah who was clearly looking for something to do after the demise of D:Ream. The single’s debut at No 5 and subsequent rapid tumble down the charts indicated that they had, indeed, developed a big enough devoted fan base to create an initial demand for whatever they released but that they were nowhere near crossing over into the mainstream of record buyers. Spring, Summer, Autumn or Winter, A1 were crap all year round.

Just before we get to the next act, a quick word about the BBC Music Live 2000 event that Gail Porter trailed and for which there were details scrolling across our screens. Said details included a website address – were we all internet savvy in September 1999 in terms of having access to it at home? I think we may have had some sort of dial up connection but I certainly don’t recall being able to get on the worldwide web easily back then.

There was a third hit from The Offspring’s “Americana” album?! Yes there was and it was called “The Kids Aren’t Alright” but it wasn’t as big a seller as it’s two preceding singles “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)” or “Why Don’t You Get A Job?” so maybe that’s why I don’t remember it. Clearly there’s a reference to The Who’s classic song in its title but it was actually a more unlikely track that caused plagiarism claims to be made which are undeniable once you’ve heard it. “Electricity” by OMD might not seem like an obvious influence for an American pop-punk band but its melody is unmistakably there in “The Kids Aren’t Alright”. Apparently there’s a version of “Electricity “ by LA punk rockers NOFX which adds substance to the accusation. Let’s have a listen…

Yep, that seals it for me. Does that mean “The Kids Aren’t Alright” isn’t any good then? No, of course not. In fact, it was seen as a return to form by their fanbase who had been with the band before those two aforementioned chart busting hits came along and you can understand why. It just has a much rawer edge to it. As with Shania Twain earlier, the lyrics had a deeper message than might have been expected from a song with such a contrived title being about the fates of the people who lead singer Dexter Holland had grown up around in his home town of Garden Grove, California including unwanted pregnancy, drug addiction, unemployment and suicide.

Just a word about the studio audience for this one which seems to include some very committed moshers and a least one crowd surfer. This wasn’t standard for a TOTP crowd was it? Were they specially invited members of The Offspring fan club or had they been given specific instructions by the floor managers to behave like that?

Oh. My. God. Is this really what passed for music in the Autumn of 1999? I speak of “The Launch” by DJ Jean which thankfully I seem to have blanked from my memory banks. This ‘track’ was huge in Ibiza apparently (Gail Porter says so anyway) where its trance-infused house beats (I’ve clearly pinched that from something online as I have no idea what I’m talking about) hit big time, hooked around a NASA themed rocket launch countdown. It’s utter garbage. Clearly the staging of this nonsense was going to require some thought as the three dancers on stage couldn’t carry it by themselves and to be fair to the TOTP producers, they do try something different with swirling camera angles and tacked on filters but it doesn’t overly impress. I’m struck by two thoughts:

  1. Why didn’t the dancers have space themed costumes on? DJ Jean seems to have some sort of astronaut outfit on.
  2. Shouldn’t there have been a voice saying “We have lift off!” after the countdown and “Ignition” parts?

“The Launch” topped the Dutch charts (DJ Jean was from Holland) but fell one place short of that peak in the UK. According to his Wikipedia biography, Jean used to DJ in a club called iT in Amsterdam in the early 90s but as with the Isis club in Nottingham, it doesn’t exist anymore after burning down. There’s got to be a line in there somewhere about burning down the house surely?

Before we get to the No 1, a quick word about the acts that are actually on the show in person in these tour locations as I’m not convinced the quality of them makes admission to these shows the hot ticket that the BBC would have had us believe. If you were in Nottingham this particular week, you would have witnessed Martine McCutcheon, Shaft, A1 and DJ Jean. (Enrique Iglesias, Shania Twain, and The Offspring were presumably recorded in a different studio somewhere or at Elstree weeks prior before the studio renovations started). The previous week in Brighton, it was Shaft (again), Moloko, A-Teens, Ocean Colour Scene and Stereophonics. I’d say maybe two of those eight acts would have piqued my interest at the time.

So, Lou Bega is still at No 1 with “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)”. Again, he’s not in Nottingham but it’s not the video either so it must have been recorded in a BBC studio…somewhere.

In 2000, Bega recorded a version of the track for Disney which was much more sanitised and replaced the girls names in the lyrics with those of Disney characters. The line “A little bit of Donald is all I need” has perhaps more resonance in the present day than could ever have been imagined back then…

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Martine McCutcheonI’ve Got YouNope
2Shaft(Mucho Mambo) SwayOf course not
3Enrique IglesiasBailamosNah
4Shania TwainMan! I Feel Like A WomanNEVER!
5A1Summertime Of Our LivesGod no!
6The OffspringThe Kids Aren’t AlrightI did not
7DJ JeanThe LaunchJust awful – no
8Lou BegaMambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…No

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I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002v4qm/top-of-the-pops-10091999

TOTP 07 MAY 1999

It’s early May 1999 here at TOTP Rewind and that can only mean one thing – the culmination of the football season! Despite only losing three games all season, my beloved Chelsea have blown the league by drawing too many matches and would finish third to a Man United team on their way to an historic treble. However, it was in League Division Three where all the drama was the day after this TOTP aired. Specifically, at Brunton Park, Carlisle where a near legendary game would play out. Carlisle United were fighting a dire relegation battle which, if lost, would condemn them to demotion to non-league football. It would be either them or Scarborough who would fall through the trap door. Carlisle needed a win but with time running out, the score in their game was locked at 1-1. Scarborough’s match had finished and they were safe as things stood but a Carlisle goal would reverse that situation and relegate Scarborough. With just 10 seconds left on the clock, the home team won a corner and Carlisle’s goalkeeper, one Jimmy Glass, was given the signal from his manager to go up the pitch to join in one last attack. Glass was only playing after being loaned from Swindon Town after a Carlisle goalkeeping emergency and this would be the last of three games he ever played for them. As the corner came in, this happened…

…pure, chaotic drama with a fairytale ending (for Carlisle at least). It’s the stuff of legend. However, for Glass, this wouldn’t be the fillip to his career that some might have assumed. There was no big money move to an elite club following his heroics; in fact, Carlisle United didn’t even sign him permanently and he only played a handful of professional games for a couple of clubs before drifting into non-league football and ultimately retiring from the game aged just 27. I wonder if any Glass related parallels can be drawn with the acts on this episode of TOTP?

Our host is Kate Thornton, and just as Jimmy Glass’s time at Carlisle United was coming to an end, this would be her final TOTP appearance. She only got to present ten shows which is a shame I think as she seemed a fairly safe pair of hands. Her first duty on her valedictory programme is to introduce Phats & Small on their fourth appearance on the show with “Turn Around”. There really can’t be anything else to say about this one can there? Well, it was back on TOTP as it had risen from No 8 to No 7 having already peaked at No 2. Yeah, that’s not exactly riveting reading material is it? I did notice that Phats & Small (the blokes on the decks as opposed to the singer) were wearing Skint Records T-shirts despite not being on that label – they were on Multiply, the people who brought us Sash! Skint was the home of Fatboy Slim and was based in Brighton which is where Phats & Small were from hence the connection I’m guessing? Russell Small is a big Brighton fan and they were in the same division as Carlisle United in 1998/99 finishing 17th out of 24, with only seven more points than bottom club Scarborough.

Jimmy Glass moment: You can’t get a bigger ‘turnaround’ moment than a last ditch winner to save your team from relegation can you?

It’s four consecutive appearances for Martine McCutcheon on the show but two of them were while “Perfect Moment” was at No 1 so I can’t argue with that. She was still in the Top 5 by the time of this final outing. Even so, it seems a little bit like overkill to me but then I wasn’t writing a TOTP blog back in 1999 and not watching two shows back to back as per the BBC4 schedule of repeats in 2026 so maybe I wouldn’t have noticed back then. As with Phats & Small, I’m struggling to find anything else to say about this one. Let me trawl the internet for a minute…

*blogger trawls internet*

Oh this is brilliant! No, really. Martine once went on a date with Mick Hucknall. She was very nervous, was drinking continually, hadn’t eaten anything and when she got in a car with him and the engine turned over she spewed all over him! Just fabulous work!

Jimmy Glass moment: Is there a more ‘perfect moment’ in football than Jimmy’s last minute winner?

If any of us thought that The Offspring’s chart topper “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)” was destined to be a one-off, well we were right and wrong. The US pop-punk rockers never did have another UK No 1 but they came within a whisker of bagging another when follow up “Why Don’t You Get A Job?” debuted at No 2 meaning that they certainly weren’t one-hit wonders. However, avoiding that status didn’t come without criticism. Nobody with even a perfunctory knowledge of The Beatles could listen to “Why Don’t You Get A Job?” and not immediately think “Hang on, that’s “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da”!”. And it was although the lyrics were very different to the Fab Four’s original, detailing two miserable sounding relationships from the point of view of both a man and a woman complaining about the laziness of their partners and their lack of any discernible income. The opening two lines include the word “bitch” which the BBC censors decided to muffle for this TOTP appearance. I don’t think they did that when Meredith Brooks was on the show but then I think the gender of the singer was pivotal there. Given the song that it was based on, “Why Don’t You Get A Job?” was always going to be a catchy tune which certainly didn’t harm its chart chances though Bryan ‘Dexter’ Holland’s strained live vocals in this performance might have adversely affected them. He really couldn’t hit those higher notes. It’s a very scratchy affair altogether.

Of course, Scottish band Marmalade beat The Offspring to it by over 30 years with an actual cover of “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da”!” which went to No 1 in the UK though this little known pop song from the 80s always makes me think that Owen Paul had been listening to The Beatles’ original when he recorded it.

Jimmy Glass moment: When Jimmy’s football career ended, he needed to go and get a conventional job and worked as both an IT salesman and a taxi driver.

With another airing for “No Scrubs” by TLC, it means that three of the first four hits on this show were clocking up their fourth TOTP appearance. Come on Cowey! Sort it out! And no, I don’t care that TLC were up to No 3, their highest position in six weeks. However, the chart trajectory of this single is interesting. A debut at No 7 followed by an immediate drop out of the Top 10 to No 13. An expected descent down the Top 40 failed to materialise as “No Scrubs” lurched back into the Top 10 where it would remain for seven weeks. Even within that time period it moved up and down before finally reaching its peak of No 3 having fallen as low as No 9 the week before. How to explain this? It may be something to do with the delayed release of the its accompanying video. An MTV Award winning, sci-fi themed promo featuring the group in different coloured space suits, was its eventual delivery to video channels linked to its rise up the charts? If so, TOTP clearly didn’t get the memo/video as they stuck to showing that same satellite performance for every one of its four appearances on the show. Am I overstating the importance of this video? Maybe but there is some context to this situation, specifically that the group weren’t allowed into Europe for promotional duties possibly due to Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez’s criminal record following an incident in 1994 when she set fire to her boyfriend’s trainers which led to their mansion burning down.

One more thing, the intro to this one from Kate Thornton is a bit inappropriate. “Now going up the charts, those bad girls from Atlanta. No scrubs, no scrubbers – it’s TLC!”. No scrubbers Kate? And I thought she was a safe pair of hands!

Jimmy Glass moment: “No Scrubs” is from an album called “Fanmail” and I’m sure that Jimmy Glass got some fan mail after his last minute heroics in 1999.

Well, this is a damn shame. Of the three singles released from the sophomore album “100% Colombian” by Fun Lovin’ Criminals, the one which I bought – “Big Night Out” – is the only one that failed to warrant a TOTP appearance. Boo! Not that the two that did make it were worthless – they weren’t – but..you know. Anyway, the third of those releases was “Korean Bodega” which does sound pretty cool compared to most of its chart contemporaries but also very familiar. It’s something about that guitar riff that runs through it. I can’t place which song it reminds me of but it’s certainly recognisable.

Despite it happening in 2021, I’m not sure that I was aware that Huey Morgan had left the band. They are still an ongoing entity but it’s kind of hard to imagine them without their charismatic frontman. The band have released one album since Huey’s departure but continue to perform live.

Jimmy Glass moment: There is a track on the “100% Colombian” album called “All My Time Is Gone” which was so nearly true for Carlisle United that day in 1999 until Jimmy Glass strode forward into the box with ten seconds to go…

It’s the return of Cast next whom we had not seen in the Top 40 for 18 months. Indeed, it had been two years since their last album “Mother Nature Calls” which, though a commercial success, had divided critics. Third album “Magic Hour” therefore had a lot riding on it. The lead single from it was “Beat Mama”, a relentlessly upbeat track with a looped guitar riff and sparse, almost non-specific lyrics. Maybe the latter didn’t matter though as it was all about the feel. I liked it I have to say.

However, when I think about “Beat Mama”, its sound isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. Let me explain. The week that it came out, the shop stereo in the Our Price store I was working in suddenly stopped working one morning. That’s pretty much a disaster for a record shop. As a last resort, we brought down to the shop floor the only thing we had that could play music – a tiny, portable CD player/radio that was in the stock room that staff working in there could listen to. It sounded tinny and pathetic as we opened the doors to the public. The first CD that we put on to play through it? “Beat Mama”. We couldn’t spend the whole day with this as the output for our in-store music so I decided to try and fix the shop stereo’s misfiring speakers. Quite why I thought I had the knowledge to do this I don’t know. Somehow I did get them working again though – it must have been something simple like a loose connection. However, at one point I had the speakers wired up so that two different songs were playing out of them at the same time. How did I manage that? To this day I’m wary of doing anything technical in our house beyond changing a light bulb on account of this.

Jimmy Glass moment: Cast hail from Liverpool. In May 2021, Liverpool FC’s goalkeeper Alisson scored a 95th minute winning goal versus WBA with a header prompting immediate comparisons with Jimmy Glass.

Despite this being its second time on the show, you still couldn’t actually buy “Look At Me” by Geri Halliwell in the shops as it wasn’t released until the Monday after this TOTP aired. The promotion on this one was huge but then it was always going to be. The first official solo single by an (ex-) Spice Girl was big news. After being served up the official promo video on its last outing, we get an exclusive performance of the song this time, again introduced by Geri herself. It’s all very over the top with Halliwell backed by four male dancers on a set that includes an elaborate staircase and chaise longue as props. It all seems a bit forced to me, trying a bit too hard to make it look like Geri was this kooky, zany character that we hadn’t really been aware of before. In the end, all that promotion couldn’t quite deliver the expected and presumably desperately wanted No 1 with “Look At Me” debuting in second place.

*Mel B’s “I Want You Back” had featured Missy Elliott whilst Melanie C had duetted with Bryan Adams on “When You’re Gone” before “Look At Me”.

Jimmy Glass moment: After his legendary winning goal, the whole world was looking at Jimmy.

Westlife remains at No 1 with “Swear It Again” and if that wasn’t annoying enough, for this performance, they’ve ditched the stools I said they always sat on therefore making me look like a lier! Apart from one of them, they’re all dressed in white which was another affectation of theirs but no doubt the next time they’re on, they’ll be dressed as goths just to spite me again! I swear it!

Jimmy Glass moment: Westlife had a No 1 with a cover of ABBA’s “I Have A Dream” and there was no more dream like moment in football than Jimmy Glass’s last second winner.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Phats & SmallTurn AroundI did not
2Martine McCutcheonPerfect MomentNo
3The OffspringWhy Don’t You Get A Job?Nah
4TLCNo ScrubsNope
5Fun Lovin’ CriminalsKorean BodegaNot this one but the one before it
6CastBeat MamaGood song but no
7Geri HalliwellLook At MeNo thanks
8WestlifeSwear It AgainNever

Disclaimer

I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree.

TOTP 05 FEB 1999

It’s early February 1999 and England football manager Glenn Hoddle has just been sacked by the Football Association for comments he made in an interview with The Times newspaper in which he suggested that people born with disabilities were paying for sins in a previous life. A BBC survey conducted during the fall out from the interview found that 90% of those asked thought Hoddle should not remain as the national team manager. Glenn defended himself by saying his words had been taken out of context and by highlighting his work for disabled charities but his fate was sealed. Some though saw it as an overreaction and that his sacking was driven by other agendas involving a lacklustre World Cup performance, poor recent results and rumours of player discontent. Kevin Keegan would be appointed as Hoddle’s successor within a fortnight though. It was big news but can I link it into this particular TOTP? Let’s find out…

Jamie Theakston is our host and we start with…no…it can’t be…not again. It is you know. Bryan Adams and Melanie C are back once more with “When You’re Gone”. Right, if I’m going to be annoyed I’m going to get my facts straight first…

*checks the TOP Of The Pops Archive website*

FIVE TIMES! Five times this has been on! I know that it had some long chart legs but seriously?! Starting the 5th February ‘99 show with a hit that was first featured on the 11th December ‘98 episode?! And no I don’t care that it had gone up from No 7 to No 5 for its highest position since debuting at No 3. And three of those appearances were repeats of the two original performances. We never even got to see the music video though having checked it out – Bry and Mel wandering around a house but constantly missing the other one because they’ve, you know, gone – that might not be a bad thing. Bry’s guy-liner look is giving me heavy JD Vance vibes and that’s terrifying frankly.

Glenn Hoddle link: “When You’re Gone”? Being sacked? That’s an easy starter for 10.

I’m really not liking this backstage area schtick especially when it’s used by Jamie Theakston to make some creepy comments about “making some new friends“ whilst leering at this week’s No 1’s backing dancers. Anyway, next up are Garbage with their single “When I Grow Up”. The fourth single from their “Version 2.0” album, it’s a much more upbeat sound than some of their other work with its “ba ba ba ba” chorus, and almost pop song like sensibilities. Having said that, its lyrics were as dark as ever – how many ‘pop’ songs contain the phrase “golden shower” for example? Incidentally, that was something the band were very proud of, sneaking said idiom into a track being played on daytime radio. According to Shirley Manson, the song is about whether adulthood brings maturity and with lines like “cut my tongue out”, “unprotected, God I’m pregnant” and “I go mental”, I think Garbage achieved their stated aim of creating a track with a dark lyrical subject matter set against a pop melody. “When I Grow Up” peaked at No 9 just as two of the previous three singles released from the album had which wasn’t quite up there with Paul Young’s “Everything Must Change” spending five consecutive weeks at No 9 but it must have been some sort of record.

Glenn Hoddle link: This is very tenuous. Shirley Manson used to be in Scottish rock band Goodbye Mr Mackenzie. Hoddle won the FA Cup in 1981 with Spurs who defeated Manchester City 3-2 in a replay. The scorer of City’s first goal in that match? Steve MacKenzie

After trying his hand at doing a segue using rhyming couplets (it’s not big nor clever Jamie), Theakston introduces “Good Life (Buena Vida)” by Inner City. Wait…what? I don’t remember this. I mean, obviously I remember Inner City and their No 4 hit “Good Life” from 1988 but this flamenco style re-recording of it? Nope, I got nothing. Having listened to it though, I think I prefer it to the original which was never my cup of tea. And I mean ‘prefer’ not ‘like’ as even this reimagining of a Detroit house hit (with added español lyrics) was never going to be my taza de Spanish Brew. Or something.

So why did this version exist? Well, it wasn’t part of some campaign to promote a Best Of album – in fact, it wasn’t linked to any type of album, studio or compilation. However, there had been a white label copy of the new version kicking around the clubs for a year and the attention it attracted finally warranted an official release and when that happened, it turned out that the person behind it was Kevin Saunderson of, yep, Inner City. So what, he was just bored and so revisited his back catalogue for something to do? Who knows but it gave Kevin and his band their first Top 10 hit since 1989. Anyway, if you can be bothered, here’s the link to what I wrote about the original version from 1988:

Glenn Hoddle link: In an interview with The Big Issue magazine, Labour politician and Spurs fan David Lammy said this:

Football was quite important to me growing up. It was the era of Spurs winning the FA Cup in ’81 with Ossie Ardiles and Glenn Hoddle. Spurs were huge and in a way, because we were growing up in the inner city and there were riots, the fact that we had such a great football team meant the world to us, it was something really positive.

Jane Graham, 17 May 2020, Big Issue #1406

Hoddle and ‘inner city’ both mentioned there. Ahem.

Another hit whose chorus goes “Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba”! Unlike Garbage’s “When I Grow Up” earlier though, “National Express” by The Divine Comedy wasn’t quite as dark lyrically though it did receive criticism in some of the music press for allegedly taking a swipe at the working classes, an allegation singer songwriter Neil Hannon denied. For him, he was literally recounting some of the sights he saw whilst travelling on a coach. However you perceived its words, “National Express” sure was catchy which might explain why it became the band’s first (and so far only) Top 10 hit. What I’ve always liked about Hannon’s lyrics is that he annunciates them so well – you can actually hear and understand what he’s giving vocal expression to which is a crucial part of the storytelling within them. Yes, some took offence at the line about the “jolly hostess” having an arse the “size of a small country” (including my wife) but at least you were engaged by the words however you perceived and received them. Later in 1999, a Greatest Hits album called “A Secret History… The Best of the Divine Comedy” would take them into the Top 3 and provide a gold disc to boot. It would also give us one of the most preposterous and yet glorious song titles of all time in “The Pop Singer’s Fear of the Pollen Count”. Ah you’ve got to love The Divine Comedy!

Glenn Hoddle link: A born-again Christian since 1986, Hoddle famously employed faith healer Eileen Drewery whilst England manager for which he was lampooned in the press. A divine comedy you might say.

Who??!! Leilani?! Wasn’t she a glamour model? Well, yes and no. There is a former glamour model called Leilani Dowding who is actually engaged to Billy Duffy, guitarist for The Cult but she isn’t this Leilani. No, this Leilani is Leilani Sen, a singer signed to ZTT from 1998 to 2000 and whom had a small hit with “Madness Thing” during that time. And what a slight, little thing it was. An inconsequential ditty about…what? Boyfriends who are too tall, boobies that are too small and eating Curly Wurlys according to the lyrics. No, really; that’s what she sings. I can’t believe she was on the same record label as Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Art Of Noise and Propaganda. Anyway, she didn’t last long – just one more No 40 hit and an unreleased album. However, she returned in 2023 as a contestant on reality series Survivor and with a single (presumably released off the back of her appearance on it) called “Wicked Knickers”. Hmm. Bizarrely, another similar looking female pop star flogging similarly cheesy pop songs would appear later in 1999 – it was as if Leilani was a prototype Lolly. As far as I can recall, Lolly never had a fleet of ironing boards on stage with her though. A thing of madness indeed.

Glenn Hoddle link: Hoddle probably did hate the madness of it all when it came to that interview in The Times.

A slushy R&B ballad next from Dru Hill who, let’s be honest, I know very little about and have even less interest in. I can’t help it – I grew up as a pop kid. For what it’s worth, they sound to me like they know what they were about with “These Are The Times” featuring some on point harmonies that Boyz II Men would willingly take to the end of the road. Why does Sisqó have a big, silver dragon motif on his microphone when none of the other members of the group do? Well, later in 1999, he would leave Dru Hill to pursue a solo career and his debut album was called “Unleash The Dragon” so maybe it was a clue as to what was going to happen? Maybe not actually as the whole group were influenced by the Dragon and Asian culture, as displayed in their band logo. Perhaps he was just a big show off then.

Glenn Hoddle link: Yes, it was The Times that did for poor old Glenn

Last week’s No 1 has dropped to No 2 but here’s that same performance repeated again as we get The Offspring and “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)”. The dolls’ heads being used as percussion instruments as referenced by Jamie Theakston was surely inspired by the cover of the album “Yesterday And Today” by The Beatles. Only released in America and Canada, it was an amalgam of the “Help!” and “Rubber Soul” albums but its original cover, nicknamed the “butcher cover”, depicted the band wearing white butcher smocks and covered with decapitated baby dolls and pieces of raw meat. The image caused so much controversy that it was immediately withdrawn by Capitol and replaced by John, Paul, George and Ringo gathered around a steamer trunk. Thirty years later, I’m pretty sure The Offspring’s TOTP stunt didn’t cause as much outrage despite Theakston’s talk of complaints in his intro. Maybe we’d got used to such imagery with the release of the original Toy Story film and the behaviour of Sid Phillips towards his toys…

Glenn Hoddle link: Glenn was a stylish, flair player – in fact he was pretty fly…for a white guy.

It’s a sixth different No 1 in six weeks (and that run will carry in for a while yet) as Armand van Helden is straight in at the top with “You Don’t Know Me”. Now, this guy had already been on a No 1 record but he didn’t really get the credit for it. What am I talking about? Well, he did the remix of Tori Amos’ “Professional Widow” which topped the charts in 1997 as “Professional Widow (It’s Got to Be Big)” but Tori’s management only authorised the release if she was given sole credit (even though she had nothing to do with that version). Armand finally got his official solo hit two years later which kind of seems like a case of fairs’s fair.

The guy up there doing the singing (singing on a dance anthem?!) is one Duane Harden who was allowed to go off and write the lyrics alone by van Helden while he got in with the business of putting together the samples to form a looping track which Harden’s vocals would be laid over. The result was a piece of New York house that had that all important crossover appeal. Armand would go to No 1 again 10 years later alongside Dizzee Rascal on “Bonkers”.

Glenn Hoddle link: There’s nothing except…they’ve both been on TOTP! Glenn Hoddle on TOTP? You better believe it…

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1Bryan Adams / Melanie CWhen You’re GoneNegative
2GarbageWhen I Grow UpNo but it’s pretty good
3Inner CityGood Life (Buena Vida)Nah
4The Divine ComedyNational ExpressNo but I had that Best Of album
5LeilaniMadness ThingNope
6Dru HillThese Are The TimesNot really my thing
7The OffspringPretty Fly (For A White Guy)No
8Armand van HeldenYou Don’t Know MeI did not

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TOTP 29 JAN 1999

We’re nearly through January in these 1999 TOTP repeats and the charts, with a couple of notable exceptions, have been cleansed of all those Christmas hits as those record company new release schedules kick in. For example, four of this week’s Top 5 are new entries and we’ll see three of them on this show. There no sign of any new presenters though as stalwart Jayne Middlemiss is on hosting duties again for this one. A bit of admin before we get into it. That woman stood next to Jayne with a sign saying ‘Now can I have a pay rise?’ – what was that all about? Here’s the marvellous TOTP Archive website (https://totparchive.co.uk) with the answer:

“At the beginning of the episode, Zoe Alpass, a broadcast assistant on the Radio 1 Zoe Ball breakfast show, stands next to Jayne Middlemiss holding a placard that says “Now can I have a pay rise?” Previously on Radio 1, there had been banter about her wanting a pay rise, and they challenged her to appear on TV to get one”

With that sorted, let’s get into it. We start with the No 2 song and the biggest hit of Terrorvision’s career. Said career was a model of consistency. Over a five year period up to this point, they’d had eleven Top 40 UK hit singles but only two of them made the Top 10 with eight of the other nine peaking between Nos 29 and 20. When it came to albums though, only one of their four released so far had made the Top 10 and indeed, their latest “Shaving Peaches” peaked at a lowly No 34. Their failure to command bigger commercial achievements had led to talk at record company EMI about dropping them…and then came “Tequila”. Sort of. The track that crashed into the charts at No 2 wasn’t the version on the album but a remix by Mint Royale which had been championed by Zoe Ball who had a big public profile as Radio 1’s Breakfast Show DJ and partner of Norman Cook aka Fatboy Slim who himself had just had a No 1 record with “Praise You”. Radically different from the version on the album, the single release had added children’s voices and a whistles and bells feel to it which lifted it from an average rock track into a huge party anthem. This was the aforementioned Fatboy Slim effect on Cornershop’s “Brimful Of Asha” part II. Naturally, the remixed version of the single caused consternation amongst the band’s loyal fanbase* but found a whole new mainstream audience.

*A poll on which track to release from the album distributed to fan club members had resulted in a different song being voted as the favourite.

According to singer Tony Wright, its release was delayed by a week presumably so not to clash with fellow EMI act 911’s own tilt at the No 1 spot although Wright seems to misremember it as being Geri Halliwell whom they were up against. Whatever the truth, in the end, “Tequila” would come up one place short of topping the charts themselves. As the original pressing of “Shaving Peaches” didn’t feature the Mint Royale remix (later reissues did include it), this caused the usual awkward conversations between record store staff and disappointed punters who’d bought it on the strength of the single that wasn’t on it. Despite the success of “Tequila”, the band were indeed dropped by EMI shortly after follow-up single “Ill Wishes” failed to make the Top 40 and they split in 2001 although they reformed in 2007 releasing their most recent album in 2024.

As part of her outro to Terrorvision, Jayne Middlemiss is waving a bottle of tequila about. That strikes me as a tad reckless. Granted she refers to it as a “nasty, intoxicating little substance” but still. Before the watershed! It gets you drunk from the legs up Jayne! Now, for one of those notable exceptions I referred to earlier. This was the fourth time on the show for Steps and their version of “Tragedy” with the first having been aired over two months before! That’s how long the single had been knocking around the charts including one week at the very top. It was still in the Top 3 this week so I’m guessing that’s why it’s on again as executive producer Chris Cowey continued his policy of showing hits that were still selling lots of copies as opposed to those that were moving up the charts.

According to the official charts website, “Tragedy/Heartbeat” is the group’s biggest selling hit ever with combined sales of 1.4 million units. That makes sense given it was a No 1 record and spent 15 weeks inside the Top 10. However, their other No 1 single “Stomp” is only their 11th best selling single. This anomaly is further compounded by the fact that the second best selling hit for Steps is “5,6,7,8” which never got any higher than No 14 in the charts. How do you explain that?

Now this is a real rarity. I cannot think when this has happened before on the show. Last week The All Seeing I performed “Walk Like A Panther” with Tony Christie on vocals. Seven days later and they are back minus Tony (who’s gone back to Amarillo according to Jayne Middlemiss – chortle) and in his place is the guy who co-wrote the song Jarvis Cocker! A hit sung by two different people in consecutive weeks? Was that unique? Whether it was or not, it gave us the chance to compare the two versions and work out which one we liked better. So who did you prefer, Jarvis or Tony? I think I’m leaning towards the latter but then we don’t actually get the full Cocker effect as it sounds to me as if Christie’s vocals are played during the chorus in this performance. What was that about? Couldn’t Jarvis reach those notes? It memoirs me of when Tracey Ullman couldn’t do the “Bay-bee!” line in “They Don’t Know” an they had to use Kirsty MacColl’s original recording. All very odd.

Back to the Top 5 now and another new entry for someone called TQ. Jayne Middlemiss ponders whether those initials stand for “Top Quality” or maybe “Two Quid” but it was actually TerranceQuaites, an R&B singer, songwriter and producer who, for a little while at the end of the 90s and start of the millennium had a string of hits starting with “Westside”. Now, this is far from my field of expertise but I can’t work this track out. Jayne says it’s a “smooth, soulful sound” and “gangster rap”. So which one is it? Can it be both? Maybe it can as sonically it’s definitely smooth and soulful but its words do warrant a ‘parental advisory explicit lyrics’ sticker. There’s a lot of editing and silent spaces in this performance to blank out the ‘n’ and ‘f’ words and the like. It’s all very confusing for a pop kid like me.

As for the title of the track, obviously it is culturally associated with rap artists and the East Coast-West Coast rivalry and indeed, the lyrics reference Ice Cube, Ice-T and Eazy-E and is dedicated to Tupac Shakur but did any of that mean anything to the white, middle class kids buying it to try and rebel against their parents. We used to get loads of them in the Our Price store in Altrincham where I was working, flipping through our rap section, doing the ‘pimp limp’ walk with as much swagger as they could muster and saying things like “Oh man, that’s bad!”. Just tedious. I’m betting they thought “Westside” was originated by this guy…

Whose idea was this?! Well, Chris Cowey’s I’m guessing. Sebadoh though?! A lo-fi indie rock band who’d never had a hit record before but had somehow sneaked into the Top 40 for one week never to return and they deserved a slot in the TOTP running order? Really?! Yes, “Flame” was this lot’s only chart hit and you can hear why – what a racket. This was never going to motor up the charts even with the exposure of this appearance – surely it was just a week one, fanbase thing? OK, so you could make a case that, by giving the viewers at home a glimpse of something out of left field, Cowey was providing an antidote to the wall to wall coverage of acts like Steps, Boyzone and the like which I, to be fair, have been decrying. However, I refer you to my previous question – Sebadoh though? Cowey could have had…

*checks chart for that week

…Duran Duran! In at No 23 with “Electric Barbarella”! Hmm. The video for it was a bit dodgy though so unless the band were available to be in the studio…

…Whatever! I, personally, could live without this particular distraction and having to watch a lead singer who was desperately trying to recreate looking like John Lennon when The Beatles played that famous, impromptu gig on the roof of the Apple Corps headquarters at Saville Row. Get back indeed.

Despite dropping five places to No 6, last week’s No 1 is back on the show. Now, “A Little Bit More” might seem like a sweet ballad and therefore a perfect choice for 911 to cover (I said as much in a previous post) but listening to the lyrics, I’m not so sure it is. Look at some of these lines:

“When your body’s had enough of me
And I’m layin’ flat out on the floor
When you think I’ve loved you all I can
I’m gonna love you a little bit more”

Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Bobby Gosh
A Little Bit More lyrics © Bygosh Music Corp.

Erm…could that not be perceived to be about the carnal act? Then there phrases like “I’ve got to be touchin’ you” and “turns me on” and “we better get it on now” – this is double entendre territory at least. To think that my Mum and Dad had the Dr Hook album with this on! Eeeewww!

This next performance couldn’t be any more current. The debut single by a fresh, new artist that the whole world was excited about if you believed what was being written about them and there were plenty of column inches. There have been a few bands down the years where the hype about them before they’d even released anything has been huge. Sadly, in nearly all of those cases, the hype has been mere hyperbole. Back in 1985, the Roaring Boys were meant to be the new aforementioned Duran Duran but it turned out that we didn’t even want the existing DD and so they sank without trace. A year later, the future of rock ‘n’ roll had arrived to save us in the form Sigue Sigue Sputnik but their publicity machine was infinitely better than their music. A decade on from them, Menswear created a buzz about themselves with their limited copies policy of their first releases and narrative as the poster boys of Britpop. They burnt brightly but briefly.

And then, as the end of the decade neared, came Gay Dad. So what was so special about them? Well, there was their headline making name but more than that, lead singer Cliff Jones was a former journalist for Mojo, The Face and Melody Maker so there was a whole narrative developed about how he’d gone from writing about pop stars to being one (though Neil Tennant had beaten him to that story by about 15 years). The there was the fact that due to an early test pressing of their track“To Earth With Love” getting into the hands of Radio 1’s Mark Radcliffe and getting airplay, a whole subplot about them being the saviours of rock ‘n’ roll without even having a record out evolved. Their label London had to rush release the single leading to even more clamour for the band. Predictably, when it finally came out, it wasn’t very good. It sounded like they were trying too hard to manufacture a composite of every successful rock/pop song of the last few years into one track. The pretentious performance here with Jones taking himself oh so seriously only upped the pomposity levels and what was with the matching Walker Brothers/Birdlamd haircuts?

Its peak of No 10 was a success on a superficial level but its quick descent down the charts (Nos 28 and 39 in the following two weeks) also suggested Gay Dad might be a short lived fad. Conversely, follow up single “Joy” was a much better song. Why hadn’t they opened their account with that instead? Debut album “Leisure Noise” was hardly a runaway success peaking at No 14 and sophomore effort “Transmission” couldn’t reverse their fortunes, not being helped by lead single “Now Always And Forever” peaking at that most unfortunate of chart positions No 41. Gay Dad would ultimately linger on until 2002 when they split.

We have a new No 1, the fifth in as many weeks and we’re not even out of January yet. This time around it’s from an unexpected source – The Offspring with “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)”. Having only ever had two UK chart entries previously (neither which made the Top 30), here were the Californian pop-punk rockers going straight in at the top! I have to say that I didn’t know much about them before this moment despite:

a) the band having released their first album in 1989

b) my having worked in record shops since 1990

I knew the ‘skeleton’ cover of their 1994 album “Smash” but that was about it. “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)” was very much of that 90s pop-punk rock sound that would make stars of the likes of Green Day, Blink-182 and Sum 41 but it was actually the aforementioned “Smash” album which broke The Offspring and precipitated a move to major label Columbia. Their first release for them “Ixnay On The Hombre” underperformed commercially but their fifth album “Americana” would sell 10 million copies worldwide and go platinum here in the UK. Did the band’s existing fanbase appreciate their new found commerciality? Maybe not but hey, deal with it.

I mentioned earlier when discussing TQ those white, middle class kids buying rap music to rebel against their parents and guess what? That’s exactly what “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)” is about! No really. Here’s @TOTPFacts to confirm:

OK, their American counterparts but for Omaha read Altrincham. The Offspring are still together albeit with a few line up changes but front man Dexter Holland is still in the ranks and holds a PhD in molecular biology. Pretty dry for a punk guy.

Order of appearanceArtistTitleDid I buy it?
1TerrorvisionTequilaNo thanks
2StepsTragedyNegative
3The All Seeing IWalk Like A PantherIt’s a no from me
4TQWestsideNope
5SebadohFlameNever
6911A Little Bit MoreNo
7Gay DadTo Earth With LoveNah
8The OffspringPretty Fly (For A White Guy)I did not

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I make no claim to the rights of this show and all ownership and contents including logos and graphics belongs totally to the BBC or copyright holder(s).

All opinions on the music and artists featured are my own. Sorry if you don’t agree